#most common australian accent too.

[aardvaark]

Hope you’re enjoying the librarians, who’s your favorite character so far?

hey! yes i am, thank you!!

ooh it’s tough to choose. honestly i like jenkins a lot because he’s hilariously snarky, but of the "core four" characters… hmm, probably ezekiel. gotta root for the home team lol (im australian) but also, he’s funny, he’s cool, he’s calm. he doesn’t mind too much that the others think he’s "bad" or worry about his supposed evilness lol, and i like that he either doesn’t let stuff get to him, or that he at least doesn’t let it show when it gets to him - i haven’t seen enough to really know about that yet. he’s a thief and frankly that’s just a consistently awesome character concept haha. he’s just rolling with the whole "magic is real" and "evil magic stuff keeps happening" thing and i admire that lol. i would completely freak out if i saw the stuff they saw, tbh!

unfortunately it is also GRATING to hear my own accent on tv. i do not sound like thattttt (<- lying).

[juniefruit]

-[ gamer bf felix ]-

if only all gamer boyfriends acted like Felix, I think the world would be a better place.

Word count: 702

Felix loves video games. For every game he plays, there is a reason. You love listening to his rambling about a game’s graphics or storyline. You’ll be cuddled up in bed, under a thick fluffy blanket, as he explains the plot twists in the game he’s currently playing, or how many annoying side-quests he has to complete. You count his freckles with gentle pokes of your finger as he smiles in bliss. He adores you just for listening to him. You’re his main audience, and he wouldn’t trade you for the world. On the other hand, you could listen to Felix endlessly. His voice is like dripping honey, deep and soothing with his signature Australian accent. Just by being near him, you’ve started adopting some of his accent into your speech. He noticed it one day while you were asking him what he wanted to eat for dinner. 

He has experience on almost every console, but he maily uses his PC. If you two don’t have any plans, he’s logging on to play with his mates. Hyunjin and Jeongin join him the most frequently. Sometimes you’ll even join, but Felix does warn you that you will get teased. It’s nothing actually offensive, because they knew that Felix would send them to their grave if they hurt you. Felix loves that you two have so much in common when it comes to video games. Like, if you two play together, it’s a fair match. He doesn’t have to go easy on you or sugarcoat anything, which he appreciates. He can be his true self without worrying about being judged. 

You guys go to every comic or video game convention in your city!! If you cosplay, Felix would definitely help you buy the materials you need, and then help you make it. Felix loves it when you take the extra time to make him a cotume too, so you can go as a duo. If your costume has heels, then he definitely carries a backpack with some comfortable sneakers for you to change into once it gets too much!! However, he does get jealous if your costume is a bit revealing. The guys that blatantly stare at women in cosplay tick him off. He would never control what you choose to wear, but expect a clingy and needy Felix once you get back home. You reward him with cuddles and kisses for being such a good boyfriend during the con. 

He’s totally committed to helping you achieve the perfect photoshoot in your cosplay. He’ll climb a tree, lay on the floor, you name it, he’ll do it.  

Once a week or so, you all have a friend group hangout and hold a mario kart tournament at your apartment. You and Felix make the required pre-game grocery store run. You get a little bit of everything: candy, chips, sodas, the usual. There’s something domestic about going grocery shopping together: taking turns moving the cart, checking items off your list, etc. During the tournament, you’re just as committed as the rest of the guys. It makes Felix feel so proud seeing how well you get along with his friends. Afterwards, you two work together to clean up as fast as possible before putting on some comfortable pajamas and passing out on the bed. 

You guys bake!! All the time!! One day, you trudged through the apartment door after a draining day of work, only to immediately be hit with the delightful smell of Felix’s brownies. In an instant, your smile grew as you caught sight of him in the kitchen with an apron on, specks of flour replacing the freckles on his face. The troubles you carried home from work melted away with a sweet kiss and a freshly baked brownie. 

One Christmas,  you got him gaming headphones with cat ears on them. He was a bit taken aback at first, but now he wears them all the time. They’re actually quite good, He’d say. That’s why I bought them! You exclaimed from the doorway, hands at your hips. You knew he’d like them, even if he didn’t want to admit it. He just “had” to wear them because they were good. This man… You thought.

[korshrimpski]

WHAT CHAOS: Jordan Spence has the NHL's most interesting backstory

my favourite moments from this podcast [Youtube] [Spotify]

First of all they open the podcast like this: "You are the only player from Manly, Australia. Do you feel pressure being the NHL's only Manly man?"

One of the big reasons why the spence family moved to canada was too see what jordan could do playing hockey at a higher level because Japan's big sports is baseball (which he used to play) so hockey was kinda in the background

Spenny mentions how he got into hockey because his dad used to play it growing up. And he also explains where his passion for hockey outgrew baseball is when he would go visit Prince Edward Island in the Spring to play Spring hockey tournaments.

Jordan talks about youth hockey in Japan and how he played people older than him and when he moved to P.E.I people would ask him if there was even hockey in Japan, which was a very common question.

The host asked, "Have you ever crossed paths with Aito Iguchi?" who is a very popular japanese player and used to make hockey content on youtube. And this is another common question spenny is asked (btw the answer is no, he has never skated with him)

They asked if spenny ever had to do early morning training in japan and spenny didn't have any morning practices and the host find that wild

SPENNY TRIVIA #1: he had to travel an hour to go to his team in Japan

There is apparently a lot of Canadian hockey players that live in japan to play pro there so spenny found it cool growing up focusing on their skills and all that (ik i'm terrible at writing and explaining things, please forgive me)

He was not a chirper when he was younger

Part 1 of my favourite part of the podcast: context; when spenny moved to canada he didn't know english. And something that helped him understand english he asked his teammates "what are some bad words i can say" and in return he would teach them bad Japanese swear words

Part 2 of my favourite part of the podcast: when spenny was first trying to learn english he would speak in 3rd person and to quote, "so i would be like, 'oh Jordan hungry' or like, 'Jordan go to bed.'" LIKE?!? that isfucking beautiful i love it so much

then the host actually makes a funny joke saying that it's devastating spenny's english progressed from there because it would be intimidating if he said something like, "Jordan dropping 'em."

they ask about him being trilingual and this is his reaction (please he's so funny)

14. He would like to think he is trilingual but he kinda isn't? Like he can speak japanese and english.

15. But with french he would like it to be known that when Phillip Danault speaks french to him he can understand it, he just finds it tough speaking french.

16. he picked up french because of school and in the Q a lot of people speak french and when he was traded to Val-d'Or (north quebec),everyone spoke french so he had to learn.

17. he called phillip danault 'the man' twice because they were talking about how he was so popular in quebec and montreal

18. he also found it funny that people would speak french in front of them thinking they won't understand it but spenny would (i wish they delved into this more but sadly they didn't)

19. he found the australia experience very awesome and mentions how a lot of content was around him and how that was cool. But at the same time it was weird for him because he doesn't really feel connected to australia because he was only there for a year and a half and has no memory of it, so he felt like an imposter being called australian (I an australian dub the, Jordan Spence, to be a honorary aussie)

20. spenny wishes he had an aussie accent and him saying this made me feel very powerful like yes.... hehehe we are amazing.. hehe

21. then one of the host says, "Imagine if you were out their still having not finished learning English also speaking in an Australian accent." spenny cuts in and says, "third person as well." then the host continues, "third person as well... but doing like 'Jordan hungry' in australian accent, man you'd be, you'd have outrageous endorsement deals." | Like i'm so sorry i found this so funny because now i'm imagining spenny with a mangled aussie accent saying "jordan dropping 'em" and its beautiful 😭😭

22. then spenny does an... okay ish aussie accent. Idk it sounds the same as all the other non-aussies saying "good 'ay mate"

23. QUINTON BYFIELD MENTION 🗣️ (context: the host mentions how spenny learn qb was german through their podcast)

24. also this moment, "I had no clue (context: qb was part german). And you know, I'm really close with him... You know we hang out all the time." Like physically i am well, emotionally my heart has swollen 2 times

25. then they move onto talking about fantasy football and i'm sorry i don't understand fantasy football (i simply cannot comprehend NFL, so this bits going to be with the things i do understand) which is: qb and spenny have been team owners together for the past two year and so far their top guy isn't doing well

26. "whats [qb] like as a buddy?" 27. "he's such a goofball, it's actually crazy." JORDAN SPENCE DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW UNWELL YOU JUST MAKE ME "he's such a goofball" SPENNY AAHAHAHHA

28. hold on the answer continues, "He's such a goofball, it's actually crazy. It's funny for me you know, cause like I know how he is around the boys and like a great guy like he loves fooling around with the guys, you know pranking guys, joking around. And then you'll be- I'll be beside him, he'll just be doing the media and he's like dead serious. And it's like so funny to me cause like that's pretty much the only time he's serious is if he's doing something for the media or obviously when he's playing. So like he's you know, everyone loves him and he's a great player and you know, i'm, we hang out all the time and it's a lot of fun but it's, that's like on of the biggest thing that's kinda funny is the only time he's serious is like when he's playing hockey really." LIKE YES SPENNY!! ramble about your bestie (he's like me fr i will talk about my friends all day long)

29. One time qb and spenny were spotted on an ebike together and the host ask if doubling up on an ebike is a regular occurance and spenny says, "um yeah i think." and the host is like me fr saying, "fuck yeah." to the info

30. they ask about halloween and if spenny and qb have a couples costume planned and they don't. and spenny explains last years costume and how quinton suggested it and how it was very last minute.

31. also spenny is wearing a mets hat but he's not a mets fan he's just a fan of cool hats

32. then they start talking about baseball... i do not understand baseball either,, sorry. I'll try my best for this bit.

33. spenny likes baseball but doesn't have any teams and he usually watchs games for japanese players. and he would love to mention shohei ohtani

34. they ask him his relationship with drew doughty because spenny's family dog is named after hi. Because growing up jordan didn't really root for any team he mainly had players (his top 3 players were, Erik Karlsson, Kris Letang and Drew Doughty (doughty being his fav))

35. spenny calls drew a "goofball" in his rant about how cool drew doughty is and can i just say i love spenny describing people as goofballs

36. after the draft he is asked a questionnaire and one of the questions is "do you have a pet if so what is their name" and jordan was sitting there like "shit this is going to look so bad, because people might think i just got the dog and named it doughty." like my man was stressing

37. but it wasn't until 2 years ago when drew actually found out about the dog because spenny's roommate alex turcotte (a little tidbit: alex and spenny have been roomates for the past 3-4 years) and jordan is pretty sure turkey is the one that told dewey and dewey just starts laughing (thank you turkey for your service to the cause of embarrassing spenny)

38. Now spenny doesn't think to much about the dog being named after drew but when that happened he was so embarrassed

anyways hope you all enjoyed my incoherent rambles :3

[pyxilatezero]

An Honest Review of Mean Girls (2024)

I have seen so many negative reviews of this movie, and I have to say one thing to you guys: you obviously weren’t the target audience if you hated this movie.

First, let me break down some of their complaints, and then I’ll give you the rundown of my personal opinion.

Common Complaint Number One: Renée Rapp’s acting was bad.

Do I need to explain to you why you’re stupid, or are you going to see yourself out the door? If her acting was bad, I’m the next Queen of England. Not only did she bring life to a different version of Regina George, she clearly put some effort into portraying that character. She was probably the second best actor in this movie.

Common Complaint Number Two: Angourie Rice was miscast as Cady Heron; Her singing is bad, her acting is flat, ect.

If I was someone who had just moved to America from another country, I would be reserved too. I would show my emotions less, and I would probably try and do things to fit in with other people I wouldn’t normally do. While I admit her performance can’t match up to Lindsay’s, I also say: can YOU act that well? No. These are professionals. If you think that you can act better, then I’d better see you when they make a musical version of Mean Girls 2. And your complaints with the singing are unfair. She’s Australian- do you know how hard it is to sing with an accent? Oh, well she could just keep the accent when singing- DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFERENT AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT IS FROM A KENYAN ONE? The door is to your right.

Common Complaint Number Three: The Fashion is bad. (WARNING: Long segment)

This is… wow. I’m disappointed. Honestly, I am. While some of the choices are questionable, do you know how much effort was put into these outfit designs? The first time we see Regina, for example, we see her in all black. Black can represent power, but it can also represent hatred, as another thing; a reference to Cady being told she should hate Regina by her friends. Later on, at the end of the movie, she wears black, all the way up until she gets hit by a bus (which, contrary to what some people say, was not left out of the movie). To show her hatred for Cady. While the outfits may not be perfect, they are quite fitting. To introduce Cady in school, she wears blue- colors associated with sadness, but also nerves. Throughout the movie, Cady is nervous- first to be at school, then to lose her friends, and then to topple Regina, take her place, and be in power. Just because the fashion isn’t perfect and doesn’t make the characters look like models doesn’t mean the acting is bad. (Also, Regina would never use ELF? I am friends with someone who is essentially Regina George but less mean and not as rich, but still pretty up there, and I assure you, she uses ELF)

Complaint Number Four: ALL OF THE SINGING IS AWFUL

…

Are you deaf? Actually, no. That’s insulting to the deaf people. If you seriously think that all of the songs are awful, you need to never listen to music ever again because you are a disgrace to this society. I will admit, not all of the songs were bangers, but I still have What-Ifs stuck in my head (I agree with one thing, Stupid With Love, both the movie and musical versions, can go with Regina by that bus through)

Complaint Number Five: It’s too much like the original movie but not close enough to the original movie

This is the most common thing I see. People stating that it’s ’trying too hard to be the original movie’ but that it ‘left out key details in the movie that would make it more like the original movie’. Seriously, SHUT UP. Nobody wants to hear you being all ambivalent about your fake reason for hating the movie because someone else told you it’s bad.

Common Complaint Number Six: The acting is bad.

Look me in the eyes and tell me the actors did not pour their heart and soul into this film. You can’t. There’s the door. Go outside. Touch grass.

Common Complaint Number Seven: It wasn’t marketed as a musical!!!

Do you… not see the music note? Okay, you’re blind. Got it 👍 But if you’re so blind, then almost none of the previous complaints are valid because you couldn’t see the movie.

But in all honesty, this one just legitimately pisses me off, because it just means that people can’t be bothered to pay attention to something that is made obvious to them. Sure, the first trailer didn’t include singing, but it was to get you hooked on the idea, not to advertise the movie. Wake up sheeple.

MY PERSONAL THOUGHTS:

I have my own flurry of complaints. Well, no I don’t. Just two or three. 1. Cady’s entire personality was liking Aaron. I’m sorry, I can’t like a main character who is, in effect, like half the people who dislike this movie, a sheep. And I will admit, there were a FEW times the emotion shown by Cady wasn’t as perfect as it could have been. But it’s not a movie killer. 2. I don’t think the movie addresses very well that Janis was also mean. The ‘At least me and Regina KNOW we’re mean’ gave Janis’s treatment of Cady more effect; made Cady come off less as a villain and more as a victim, whereas the new one completely glosses over it and makes it seem like Janis was the one in the right all along. And three, Cady should have kissed Regina at the beginning and none of this would have happened. If you’re going to give us gay Janis, GIVE US OUR CADINA DAMMNIT.

Otherwise, this movie was amazing! I am a lesbian tho so maybe that’s not objective :P

FINAL RATING: 9/10

LESBIAN O’ METER: 6/10 (Kinda Gay, NGL)

[rebelangelsims]

OC Deep Dive

Thank you for the tag @stargazer-sims

Edith Rose Rollins

What uncommon/common fear do they have? Being Unloved, forgotten and vampires; after her ex Nathan it became one of her fears being forgotten and not being able to make a huge difference scares her then vampires well they are part of the reason why her mother died.

Do they have any pet peeves? People butting into conversations or interrupting someone mid sentence

What are 3 items you can find in their bedroom? BTS and BT21 Merch, a cherry blossom bonsai tree, her magazine covers

What do they notice first in a person? Eyes and their smile along with their body language

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high is their pain tolerance? 8

Do they go into fight or flight mode when under pressure? Fight mode you do not wanna mess with mama bear Edith, most times she can shut you up with one look.

Do they come from a big family/are they a family person? Edith is an only child and at the time it was only her mother Selene and herself later Nari adopted her; Edith does want to have a big family one day.

What animal represents them best? Whale or maybe a cat and I don't know why.

What is a smell that they dislike? Lynx deodorant, most men drown themself in it (I hate that smell too and it's the strong one, gives me a headache when they put too much on)

Have they broken any bones? Yep broke her ankle when her foot went to the side while walking causing her to fall and break her ankle when she was a child

How would a stranger likely describe them? Enchanting

Are they a night owl or a morning bird? Edith is more of a night owl I mean she is a moon witch after all but if she needs to can wake up early

What is a flavor they hate and a flavor they love? oyster sauce she doesn't like and she loves anything spicy

Do they have any hobbies? Edith loves to play piano and loves to cook/bake plus she likes learning Kpop dances

Boom, surprise birthday party! How do they react to surprises? Most of the time she knows about but she'll act surprise and she loves it makes her feel loved

Do they like to wear jewelry? Yep most of the time it's earrings, her moon necklace and her engagement/wedding ring

Do they have neat or messy handwriting? It's funny but Edith's signature is like super neat and if she really focuses on her handwriting it's neat but if she's being quick it's messy.

What are two emotions they feel the most? Love and Confidence

Do they have a favorite fabric? cotton and faux mink (like that blankets)

What kind of accent do they have? Edith is Australian so she has an Australian accent but she's been living in Seoul for five years so she's got a mix of a Australian and Korean accent.

I'm tagging @midnightsquartz @stillgotme @cautiously0ptimistic @salemsimss @seyvia

[changelingsandothernonsense]

1, 3, 6, and 10 for sydari?? :3

1) Does your OC have a voice claim, if so who? Sydari has had her throat slit and it makes her voice a little hoarse at the best of times. She has a heavy Windhelm accent though I have given my Dunmer very Australian sounding accents within my fic (just how it goes i guess). She sounds most similar to Jessica Marais.

3) What song describes your OC? Sydari's music is a little softer, I feel Linger works so well.

6) If your OC is in a fantasy setting, what profession would they be in the modern day? Oh Sydari would fall into politics eventually, she's ingratiated herself with the elites of most holds and runs the underbelly with one hand and greets the public with the other. She'd be a bit of an Al Capone style of character- feed the public and hold them to ransom whilst using her connections to get away with everything.

10) How does your OC handle their mental health? Do they take care of themselves?

This is where she and Josh have a lot in common. She simply doesn't. She pushes the emotion down until it turns to sludge and buries it in finery and status. After she lost her first baby and her husband, Brand Shei discovered her identity and kicks her out she developed a skooma habit. It ends with her getting locked in a cell by some weird vampire cult. She hasn't touched it since. Sydari pushes that shit down until she explodes. It's something she and Teldryn do all too often and they both have to learn better coping strategies like "using ones words" and "being honest about things".

The two grow through each other.

[oliviax727]

I finally gotten to it, I am finally going to start learning a language (Spanish)

Wait, why should I care?

You don't need to care at all. I just want to keep a public record of my progress and see if I can pull off the effort for long enough to achieve my goals.

If you're not interested, there's no shame in scrolling past this post once a month. And dw, these posts will be at most monthly. So if you're here for something else, this won't clog things up.

If you're concerned about the physics, reminder this is my personal account, and there's another one exclusively for those who just want the science without the shitposting/personal/political stuff.

Though if you're like a linguist or something - or are interested in language stuff in general, I'm sure you can find some value in this post perhaps.

What language will it be?

tl;dr Spanish

Also I love putting all this colour in my post. It satisfies my autism so much.

Now, I've come from a very multilingual background. I learned mandarin between age 5 - 13, and latin in grades 7 thru 8.

Mandarin was a language I could never get the hang of.

It probably had to do with some child-like racism combined with a lack of motivation.

Buuuuut it most likely was a consequence of when I moved from Hong Kong to Australia, my new school did not accomodate the fact I was already experienced.

Nevertheless, I feel as if my Mandarin skills have been overshot, and I don't think I'd be motivated to re-learn it unless I overwhelmingly succeed in this.

Latin was just a dud - I decided to do it because I thought it would be interesting, but dropped it after I realised I had too much on my plate heading into 9th grade.

But Spanish on the other hand, well, there are three better reasons why I choose to learn it:

I never really got an opportunity. I stopped wanting to learn from my abuela when I was 3-5 yo, and my Australian high school also didn't offer it either (my high school's curriculum was dogshit)

A big portion of my relatives are tied to Argentina, with my mum being born from Argentine immigrants. She spent her high school years doing ESL as Spanish was her second language

Aspiring to do Astrophysics is likely going to land me in Chile, as the Andes is home to telescopes-a-plenty

I could've also gone with other languages I'm interested in, like:

German (because my abuela was born from German immigrants - no they were not Nazis, they actually fled in 1936 to avoid conscription)

Croatian (my abuelo was born in Yugoslavia and fled in the 1950s)

Greek (I don't know why it was my "latin is cool" phase, so I guess I wanted to do ancient greek but I don't know how much drift there has been over the last 2000 years thanks to the romans)

And thus I go with Spanish.

But what about regional dialects?

I am very aware that there are various dialects of Spanish within Latin America, and generally, most online methods of learning will teach you Spanish Spanish.

But I think it's more important to first learn a bit of basic vocab, and the grammar, before worrying about my regional dialect. I'm still pretty sure that the most common and important grammar conventions are still shared between languages.

And I already know that people will tell I'm a foreigner, because I'll have an "English"-like accent to it. Learning a specific dialect will only make it harder to tell, not eliminate being "language clocked" entirely.

So what's this going to look like?

Every month or two I'm going to personally report, to myself, via tumblr, my progress in learning. I'll list what I learned, what I still need to work on, and what I wish I could do next.

Effectively this is going to be a public journal of sorts, to make sure I feel like I'm doing this productively.

What's the weather like now?

Given that I've already attempted to learn Spanish twice previously, and being exposed to cultural influences, I already know a bit of Spanish.

Most of it is just random bits of vocabulary, that sound a lot less impressive if you were to try and make me say a sentence:

Custom greetings "Hola", "Buenos Noches"

Expletives "¡Ay caramba!"

The basic conjunction "y"

"Niño, niña, hombre"

Agua (with the "con gas" or "sin gas" tacked on too)

Counting from "uno" to "treinta-nueve"

Some month names like "Mayo" or "Diciembre"

Some colours like "Rojo"

Some utensils and tools like "Boligrafo"

Other stuff that I won't be able to recaly suddenly

And I mostly only understand the pronunciation, most of the spellings I had to look up on google translate. Extra I's like in December or thirty, or that there's no "ph" in pen.

There are other simple grammatical rules that I know of:

Gender i.e. words that end with a you tack on a "La" and for o's you tack on "El". More generally you have to pay attention to grammatical gender

As an educated guess from knowing a bit of Latin, I'm sure there are noun and verb declensions that interact with gender as well

Word order, much like English, is SVO

Clearly, I have my work cut out for me. But I also have a head start over a lot of people primarily because I have experience in other languages related to Spanish, which can help inform me on grammar and common vocabulary. I also have some (minor) knowledge in linguistics.

Another one is that I don't just assume that Spanish is a 1:1 translation of English, where you can just swap words for others. This seems like a trivial fact. But you'd be surprised at how much "English-speaking privilege" can blind people who don't require learning second languages.

It can be much more effective to learn a language when you know your expectations.

What are my Goals?

Well, in the spirit of a SMART goal, I don't really know. Because I don't actually know how long it will take me to get to a desired level of fluency.

Sometimes a language can take years to learn, sometimes it can be picked up in just one. And there are so many different "levels" of acheivement.

Which is why my goals in the long term will be more vapid:

At some point, I want to have a semi-fluent conversation with my abuela in Spanish

I want to be able to speak and understand a proper, unbroken sentence within a few months or a year

Now, what I mean by "Sentence" is really finicky. I don't mean "Las mujers leen; ¡Soy una de las mujers!" (see I'm already learning ha ha). I mean a sentence you'd normally say like:

"Hey X, I'm gonna go to the store, what do you need me to buy? Ok see you in half an hour."

That will be a bit difficult. It requires a lot more vocab to get to that level. But of course, I know it's do-able because millions of people have done it already!

What are my short-term goals? And how will I learn?

For the short term, my goals are a little more simpler. Primarily because there will always be a course or an app that will help me learn.

And for the first few months, my goals are most likely going to align with whatever the app has designed for me to do.

The problem is that I feel like most apps will act as if they can take you from no-knowledge to fluent speaker in like 5 months tops, which for an adult sounds a little fishy if you ask me.

When reading through the recommended applications, I came across two that were appealing:

Duolingo, which is more fast-paced and short-form. It gamifies language but may not be great for formal education

Rosetta Stone, which is advertised as better for natural language learning. And requires more effort.

I decided to use both, mainly because I'm lucky enough to afford it ... for now. I don't have much other means to spend my money regardless.

The reason I choose to use both is simply because I want the best of both worlds, and that I can't tell which one is better until I try it. Duolingo makes it entertaining, Rosetta Stone makes it serious. Sort of the balance I'm looking for.

At some point I hope to stop using at least one or the other. But for now I have nothing better to do.

Anyways, that's all I gotta say on the matter for now. Wish me luck!

[arcadekitten]

Lol I have quite a handful of questions about the Noisrevverse here 😆

Do Noisrevians have pets, or would that be kinda weird considering the majority of them are/can turn into animals themselves?

Since Halloween exists in the Noisrevverse (like in Tricks n Treats), is there also a Noisrevian equivalent of Christmas (and/or any other popular holidays)? (Personally, I think it'd be pretty cool if said equivalent of Christmas also had a Santa who'd be a (red-nosed? 😛) reindeer.)

Does everyone in the Noisrevverse speak the same language, or are there different languages per location there, like we know different languages per country on Earth? In case everyone speaks the same language, are there also accents/dialects per region or area, like how we have British, Australian, Southern, etc. English?

I will try to answer to the best of my ability!!

Depends on where we are!! In a game like Cemetery Mary, Mary can make note of having had a pet tarantula in the past. --

I think there's some winter holiday equivalencies! Santa is also real, but he's not a reindeer. He actually recruits reindeer (and other lead animals) for his team! --

I think there's some different languages, but similar to a game like DND there's also a "common" language that most everyone speaks--so most people probably get along like that. People also have accents, too! I think characters like Gunter and Jaxter, who both come from snowier regions, share an accent for example.

[a-solitary-sea-rover-backup]

The Greatest Sailing Movie (N)Ever Made

Discussions of sailing movies online tend to circle around the same dozen names or so. How many errors did you spot in All is Lost? Was Master and Commander just too jargon-heavy to be a hit? Wind— love it or hate it? And just how bad is Waterworld?

But a recent discovery in the archives of Universal Studios revealed how close we almost came to having another name— or two?— in Hollywood’s somewhat dubious pantheon of the sport. While sorting old personnel files for digitization, archivist Tasha Durak discovered extensive material in the files of now-retired Universal screenwriter Avril Debile related to a project called Sunny Sets Sail. The documents suggest that Debile first got the idea for the story when visiting San Diego in 1991, during preparations for the following year’s America’s Cup competition.

Sunny Sets Sail (some documents use the title Sunny: America’s Pup) was to be a children’s sports comedy in a style common in the 1990s, combining cameos from real pro athletes with the hilarious antics of a fictional group of children— and, naturally, their adorable dog.

The story centered around Hannah, a young Navy brat recently moved to then-contemporary San Diego after spending most of her life overseas. Trying to help her feel more at home, Hannah’s parents give her a Newfoundland puppy named Sunny for her birthday and enroll her in lessons at a local sailing club. When Sunny tags along with Hannah to her first lesson, the instructor reluctantly allows the dog to accompany Hannah and her friends Jenny and Robby, noting the Newfoundland breed’s famous swimming abilities.

As the weeks pass by, Hannah, Jenny, and Robby discover Sunny is a natural crewmate, following commands to shift weight and pull on lines with her mouth. As there is nothing in the sailing club’s rules to prevent canine crew, the three compete in a junior racing series with Sunny onboard, and end up winning.

The prize is presented by Robby’s parents, Frank and June Arnold (apparently based on Peter and JJ Isler), who are both sailors for an American syndicate preparing to defend the America’s Cup. Sunny and the kids are invited to come watch the racing. They meet both the American team and the challengers, the usual sports movie band of villainous rivals, this time wearing an Australian coat of paint. (One draft which badly attempted to write out their dialogue phonetically was rejected by an editor for its potential to cause an international incident, as it sounded closer to a hideous mix of Cockney and Bostonian accents.)

The worst of them, of course, is challenging skipper Charlie “Crusher” Mackenzie, a bleach-blond meathead in sunglasses, introduced stepping on Sunny’s tail during a visit to the American compound and barking “Bloody mutt, I outta throw you overboard to the shahhks!” when she whines.

(Although few concrete references to the history of the America’s Cup are made during the script, Robby’s comment “The Australians. They won once before and they want it back.” seems to indicate a recent history vaguely like the real world’s.)

After Sunny jumps onboard the American IACC boat during a practice session and proves to be as adept at following commands as big boat crew as she did on the kids’ dinghy, Hannah and Robby suggest she become part of the American crew. At first, the skipper says no, but after losing the first two races of the match to the Australians, he relents.

Sunny, in a dog-sized windbreaker and ballcap with earholes, assists the Americans in the Cup match, and performs a traditional Newfoundland rescue when Mr. Arnold falls overboard during a maneuver. (In the first draft, she improbably swims fast enough to bring him back to the racing boat itself, in later drafts she more realistically drags him to a chase boat.)

As we might all hope, there indeed is a protest room scene where a white-haired old yachtsman adjusts his reading glasses, clears his throat, and declares “Nowhere in the America’s Cup Deed of Gift does it state that a dog cannot be part of a racing crew!”, followed, according to stage directions, by “swelling, triumphant music”.

Champagne being not-quite G-rated, the final victory scene features the spraying and guzzling of orange soda, and Sunny being showered with kibble poured out of the America’s Cup.

Avril Debile visited the 1992 and 1995 America’s Cups while researching the script, making connections with most American teams involved. The file contained a transcript of a research interview with the Islers and an educational brochure from the PACT 95 syndicate. Both Dawn Riley and Dennis Conner expressed interest in playing themselves in the film, although Conner wrote to Debile to request more lines.

While the commercial failure of Wind initially caused Universal to doubt the project, eventually Sunny Sets Sail was set for a tentative Summer 1996 release, a year after the America’s Cup, to help keep enthusiasm high for the next edition in San Diego. However, with Team New Zealand’s victory in the 1995 competition, the plot suddenly seemed dated, and production was shelved. A story with the heroes traveling to New Zealand as challengers was judged too complex for young audiences to understand. This was still the pre-Lord-of-the-Rings era in which American knowledge of New Zealand, among both children and adults, was judged to be nil. Avril Debile moved on to other projects, but the only one of note to sailing fans was the similar Tsunami: Extreme Cat. This film, created with input from Cam Lewis, would have covered a cat named Tsunami who stows away aboard a trimaran attempting the Jules Verne Trophy in her owner’s seabag. Although charming and with fewer scenes that strain belief, this script had the misfortune of being submitted to the studio in August 2001, just weeks before the 9/11 attacks changed national concerns. With the 90s extreme sports fad now out of fashion, Tsunami was also cancelled.

It’s easy at a distance of a quarter-century to look on these projects with regret, thinking of how they might have raised the public profile of sailing in the USA. As cheesy and corny as the plots sound— surely if they had been made, “Sunny the dog” and “The Deed of Gift does not forbid dogs!” would be as much of a running joke on Scuttlebutt as “The Whomper”— they could have made the sport of sailing part of the childhood of an entire generation of young people.

Our cold comfort is that it is widely suspected that the scripts for Sunny Sets Sail that were passed around Hollywood in the early-mid 90s could have inspired other films of the era about improbable animal athletes, such as Air Bud, Racing Stripes, and MVP: Most Valuable Primate.

“Avril” is of course French for “April”, and “Débile” means “Stupid” or “Foolish”.

[thenewwei]

Here are some thoughts on Germany/Italy/Austria and my European trip generally:

In general, I had a great time. Everyone I met was friendly, and I did make new friendships. Hopefully they’ll last.

Here are some questions and answers, from good to not so good:

Do you like Europeans?

Of course, I love everybody! Whether they love me back or not, depends.

Do Americans travel in Europe?

Yeah, they do. I met quite a few Americans on my travels in Europe, and most accents I heard were American.

Is the system better here?

I would say in general, it is. Food and general costs are pretty much the same as in the US, gas is a little higher (I actually thought it was significantly lower until I realized it was in liters!), rent is usually lower than NYC but like everywhere it depends where you are.

But your food costs are in-built, there’s no extra sales tax or tips. Universal health care, longer vacations and not paying for an active military helps a lot. I doubt there are too many law suits in Europe either. It was ethnically diverse everywhere I went, even in smaller cities I could get Thai, Vietnamese food, whatever. Nowhere is the quality as good as NYC, but they have it.

Train strikes are common, there was another one in Germany on this trip and it cost me an extra night of rent and I had to change my plans. Public transportation is easy to navigate, though it’s generally more expensive than NYC. Can’t say anything about tolls, parking etc.

And despite staying in plenty of “poor” neighborhoods, I never really felt unsafe, except for once in Turin, and I just avoided that area.

The one major positive we have is texting. Texting is expensive in Europe, and almost everyone here uses WhatsApp (ironically, an American company). Almost everyone texts in America if you have a smartphone, it’s usually included.

Do Europeans know anything about Americans, and what are misperceptions?

Their knowledge is nearly totally based on anti-American propaganda and movies/Netlix shows (almost all of which are set amongst wealthy Californians). They know basics, usually negative, but rarely specifics.

The first question I was asked by multiple Europeans (and an Australian) when I mentioned I was from NYC was the “homeless” problem based on the belief that homeless shelters are either expensive or non-existent. Homeless shelters are free in NYC, last I checked, though you do need to create a plan with a case worker to ultimately get out of one. We also have Section 8 housing, rent control, Mitchell-Lama apartments, a rent moratorium during the pandemic and a million other programs to assist with admittedly crazy housing costs.

Yes, we have had a significant homeless problem since the pandemic, but that was mainly due to closed mental hospitals during the De Blasio admin—it wasn’t a significant issue in the 20-25 years before the pandemic, though we did always have some homeless people, including entire families and children—I mean it’s a city of 8-10 million people, some people will always fall through the cracks.

Granted, the average NYer doesn’t know anything about these issues either, but it’s significant that almost every person, mostly educated young people, mentioned this issue to me as soon as I said I was from NYC. Also, I saw plenty of homeless people in European cities, especially Salzburg, even as it was claimed that wasn’t an issue here.

The real issue in NYC now is crime, gang shootings, crazy people pushing people in front of train tracks and punching people in the face, and house fires, but no one mentioned those to me. Also not significant issues before the pandemic, though they’ve always been there to an extent.

The other constantly mentioned issue is the lack of universal health care. True, the system is horrible on multiple levels and ideally should be made universal and reformed, but I have comprehensive coverage through my employer, and most people do. Poor people have Medicaid, seniors have Medicare, the disabled have Social Security disability. A terrible, greed-based system for sure that could put you in the hole if you have to individually buy coverage, but it’s also not like no one has coverage.

The border/migrant crisis—complex for sure, but their general perception of an American is a tall muscular white guy with an AK-47 shooting migrants at the border, and that’s not exactly true. But then, most Americans don’t know anything about the complexities of our immigration system, whether legal or otherwise.

Gun/school shootings. Of course true and horrible, though there was a shooting in Belgrade, Serbia, while I was there, and there have been shootings in Germany and Norway, I think. There are also riots all the time in France. Also almost all shootings in NYC occur using illegal guns. But yeah, there’s no other country on Earth where mass shootings happen regularly, yet we’re politically powerless to stop it (assault weapons, etc.).

Americans pay low taxes. Scandinavians always mention their 32% tax rate that pays for everything. I pay nearly 50% in NYC and I don’t even make that much. Or get that much. But most of my salary is paid through taxes, so I’m not complaining. But tax rates depend on where you are in the USA. Sales taxes are added everywhere and property taxes are a killer too.

Our tax dollars also help defend Europe’s security, and nearly all of Germany’s security. Things are easier when you don’t have to pay for bombs.

Almost no one knows that the USA is one of the most ethnically, culturally and linguistically diverse nations on Earth, a nation of immigrants, and the most charitable people too, by far. In NYC, more than 800 languages are spoken, and we have tons of social programs. Apparently, Americans are Bible-toting idiots who can only speak English, and badly. Plus we hate immigrants.

Everyone hates America, but no has any particularly logical or fact-based reason for it.

Do Europeans love India and Indians?

Yes, they do. The trend of wanting me to identify with India over America continued on this trip.

Are Europeans socialists? Are Europeans nationalists?

I noted on my last trip in 2015 that nearly all Europeans I met worked in marketing of some type (among Germans there were also engineers and academics/potential academics). This time, I mostly met people in various teaching-based professions, or at least people who are in and out of it.

What they do constantly market are their countries. Their number one goal is to sell their country to you so you will hopefully move there. I mean I don’t know many Americans who are constantly pitching America. Maybe because we’re constantly told by our media how horrible our country is, but more likely it’s because we’re a country that values individualism over patriotism.

European women are almost universally like this, men are definitely more critical. One German waiter in Augsburg told me he thought Germany was “hopeless” because Germans aren’t welcoming. He contrasted this with Ireland, where he apparently visited, and where they will welcome you into their homes and give you tea. He was happy because I was the first person to speak English to him in weeks. I certainly do not think Germany is hopeless, but it’s another example of how European men tend to be more negative and realistic about their countries, and less wedded to them, culturally and otherwise.

Germans will ghost you

Yes, it’s not just an American phenomenon. I was ghosted by a couple of women who I’ve corresponded with for years and thought were my friends/acquaintances who would at least meet me or show me around their respective cities while I was in town. Nothing romantic or anything. I think ghosting is disrespectful and dishonorable, but I’m pretty old school, and it is what it is, moving on. But I wasted a couple of days this way when I could have done other things or gone to other places. Whatever.

Will you be back?

Probably not so soon, though I do love both Berlin and Milan. I would definitely go back to both locations, and I do want to explore more of northern Italy specifically, esp. Bologna and cities around it, and the beach towns around Genoa. I realize I definitely prefer the urban though. I had an allergic reaction in Italy and a cold in Germany. Next year, probably back to the Greek Islands and Turkey/Istanbul.

[philosophicalparadox]

Ok but honestly I disagree (well for the first one. The second one is just…well it speaks for itself.)

Why? Because British English is WAY more dynamic and it translates better than American English

Yes, you heard me. Using various dialects and phrases that exist in British English actually conveys a more accurate translation of Japanese in particular, because one of the biggest cultural differences between the US and England specifically is the concept of Directness

In the US, for the most part, (this is true of Australia too) if you mean to say something, you say it. Straight out. It’s right there.

But England went through an odd period of cultural change during the Victorian period, infamously introducing a very indirect way of communicating (which doesn’t actually play nice with the English language, which didn’t evolve with indirect speech in mind, is why some of those things seem so long winded) that has kept its shadow lurking around in even modern English English.

Why is this important? Because Japanese is very fundamentally a language and culture that is very Indirect. If you want to say something in Japanese, there’s a million and one ways not to say that thing but still imply it. Everything in Japanese is implied. Nouns, pronouns. Subject. Object. Verbs sometimes. You can drop nearly any part of a Japanese sentence and the message will still be more or less conveyed, because it’s all based on the assumption that whoever you’re talking to already knows what you’re talking about.

English fundamentally doesn’t work this way, but damn if the Victorian high society didn’t try. And even to this day there are many more ways to say a thing without saying a thing in European English, because the English broadly have a culture of politeness, much like Japan. So when a thing needs to be said and not said — a very very common occurrence in Japanese — English English actually offers you more phrases and vocabulary to accurately convey what’s being said (and not-said)

MOST the time this doesn’t matter one way or another. But that depends on the genre. Lord knows the English version of the Bakemonogatari series would of benefited immensely from being translated by a Brit using the colorful array of poetic word-play they’ve used for centuries to better and more accurately portray the similar type of features in that novel series. (Though nothing beats reading it in Japanese truly)

Similarly there is something to be said for how a character speaks being a fundamental part of their character, all the more so in Japan where how you speak is determined by your class, age and sex. A lot of that is very hard to translate into modern English regardless, but it translates better in some cases using British English.

Also Japan is very…divisive about its own ethnic minorities. And class. Classism is quite alive and well there thank you. And one of the things that can automatically lower the social status of a person is whether they speak a different dialect, or have an accent in Japanese. England once had similar issues and there are SO MANY dialects of English that could be used to help better demonstrate this feature when it matters. Some anime and manga did in fact try that. Yu Yu Hakusho got some interesting flak from American fans when the anime was released here by using an English, American Bronx, Irish and Australian accent VA for different characters that were supposed to be speaking a different dialect of Japanese each. I still personally consider this very clever if done maybe not as well as it could have. As an example.

And I get that 90% of English VA are Americans so they gotta pick and choose, BUT we are talking manga too here. The ability to use a broader and more suitably vague language to accurately translate when it matters, I think is wildly underutilised.

As for when is does matter — a good many confusingly translated Slice of Life, Romance, (uuuuuugh) Shoujou (especially shoujo good lord), sometimes Shonen moments, and more complex politically-flavored Seinen would benefit most from being able to actually describe the saying-what-we-are-not-saying thing.

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

Okay Imma have a little rant about how foreigners view Australians right here.

so if you want some entertainment then go right on ahead and read this :)

So I've got an atlas for kids from when I was little, and I will forever be annoyed about what was written in there. So here we go (what the book says versus reality)

what to say: beaut, beauty, bonzer, ripper (they all mean good in australian english)

first of all, what. I have never heard an australian say any of these words except for in aussie christmas songs (because they poke fun of the aussie accent). Do not say any of these words unless you want to look like an "australian" in hollywood. (and even if we did say bonzer, it's spelt bonza)

2. What not to say: why don't you have corks on your hat?

yeah that would be weird to ask. But also dont say any of what they suggested in 1. Do not say that, it is weird.

3. Infamous for: Ned Kelly

Sure, he's infamous here. But how about the actually important things???? We are more than just guys in homemade armour getting shot in legs.

4. Dangerous Animals: Loads! Sharks, Poisonous spiders, snakes, kangaroos.

Okay this is fair. However, the main reason we get bitten by sharks more is because we are in the water more. You would be too if it was 40 degrees out (104 Fahrenheit). Yeah we have poisonous spiders (technically they're venomous atlas), but I'd rather hope you wouldn't touch one any way. You see one, you spray it with bug spray. simple. Snakes, yeah I've seen a few. Kangaroos are chill if you keep your distance and for the love of god do not let your dog follow them into the water they will hold it under until it drowns.

5. Sports: Australian Rules Football, Surfing.

Fair.

6. Job: Bush ranger

I have so many things to say about this. Do people think we run around like ned kelly shooting things???? Do people not realize majority of us live in cities??? I don't even think Bush Rangers exist anymore.

7. Hobby: going walkabout.

Majority of australians do call it "going walkabout". You go for a walk. And we have the same hobbies as other countries???

8. Food: meat pies, vegemite.

Aren't meat pies british??? The most iconic aussie thing to eat is a barbeque, is it not? (yes we call it a barbie sometimes). Yes some of us eat vegemite. A thin amount spread on toast. Not a spoonful.

On the subject of bbq's, WE DO NOT SAY SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE.

SHRIMP DO NOT EXIST IN AUSTRALIA AS FAR AS I AM AWARE. WE HAVE PRAWNS. THEY ARE DIFFERENT.

Here is a guide:

do some people put them on the barbie?? most people I know buy pre cooked ones from the supermarket, but I don't see why you couldn't put them on the bbq.

Other things people believe about aussies:

we do call people mate, actually

we do say "she'll be right"

no we do not call women "sheila"

an extremely aussie accent is called "occa" (ocka). It's mostly what you hear us sound like in american media, but some of us do sound like that.

we do sleep in swags sometimes. when we are camping.

not all of us are ridiculously outdoorsy. In fact, majority aren't. I know i'm not.

We swear every two seconds. It's just how it is. It actually confused me when I want to america and no-one swore at all.

sometimes we say g'day. Mostly around foreigners, when the aussie is turned up 100%, but we do sometimes say it to eachother. Mainly we say hi and hello though.

Apparently people think we drink fosters??? I don't even know what fosters is?? I think it's a beer??? It's not a common thing.

It does actually snow here some places

not all spiders will kill you. Most are just chillin

Idk if you know what a shoey is, but not all australians do that. It's kinda gross

You will see kangaroos roaming around, unless you are in the middle of the city. Do not approach them, for the love of god.

koalas are only over east, and I've only seen a dingo once. It was dead :|

Yeah. So. That was a rant from a slightly annoyed aussie.

Ah well, She'll be right.

G'day mate (lol)

but y'know, everyone's experiences are different. maybe somewhere in australia, women are called sheilas.

[manhattanreviewglobal]

Overcoming IELTS Listening Section Challenges: Advice from Hyderabad's Top Coaches

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Understanding Different Accents

One of the major stumbling blocks in the IELTS listening section is the diversity of accents presented in the audio recordings. From American and British to Australian and Canadian accents, test-takers must be prepared to decipher a range of speech patterns. This can be particularly challenging for non-native English speakers who are more accustomed to a single accent.

To overcome this hurdle, Hyderabad's top IELTS coaches recommend immersing yourself in diverse English media. Regularly listening to podcasts, watching movies, and engaging with different accents will help your ears become attuned to various speech patterns. Additionally, Manhattan Review's coaching programs include exposure to different accents during practice sessions, providing students with the necessary training to tackle this challenge confidently.

Effective Note-Taking Strategies

Taking efficient notes while listening is crucial for success in the IELTS listening section. However, many students struggle to strike a balance between writing too much and missing out on essential details. This is where effective note-taking strategies come into play.

Manhattan Review's coaches suggest focusing on keywords and key phrases rather than attempting to transcribe the entire conversation. Train your brain to identify and jot down essential information that captures the main ideas and supporting points. This approach not only improves your note-taking speed but also ensures you remain engaged throughout the audio recording. With practice, you'll find yourself becoming more adept at capturing the essence of the conversation without getting bogged down in unnecessary details.

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I'm not American so I can say this is also a common thing in other places as well! You are not off the hook non-Americans! This became a pretty long post about the stereotypes people with certain Australian regional accents deal with that then morphed into smacking people from certain states over the head with a cricket bat so they learn to think before talking about the less populous states, so I'm adding a cut.

It's also almost always tied to the income of the area as well. Here in Australia we have three regional accents with interesting stereotypes: Queensland, Tasmania and South Australia. These three are distinct from each other as well, especially the SA accent, which sounds more English than the rest of the country. They're also 3 of the 4 poorest states in the country.

I'm South Australian so I know in depth how my accent is stereotyped and it drives me up the fucking wall. If we get any representation of our dialect in media (because yes, it is a slightly different dialect to the rest of the country, and Australian media is so Sydney-based I hear an SA accent every few years) it's as a rich conservative or a racist methhead. Part of this is semi-based in truth: we do have a major problem with meth addiction because we're a poorer state based on manufacturing and the manufacturing has left, and our accent shares some similarities with the socioeconomic "cultivated" Australian accent (it's not a cultivated accent, we have our own version). The rest isn't and the "west and Tasmania and Queensland are racist backwaters" take is still very common in NSW/Vic/ACT.

This also really unfortunately leads to a lack of understanding of the history of our communities. I'm sure plenty of people have seen Rainbow History Class on tiktok. They're Australian and based in Melbourne. They're actually coming to SA soon for our queer festival. They also still state that the 1978 Mardi Gras was the turning point for queer rights across the country. Which is mostly true. Except that SA legalised homosexuality in 1975. In part because of a career-long campaign from Premier Don Dunstan, who was as openly of a bisexual man as he could be without getting arrested and who spent the later years of his life with a male partner. The other major parts were the murder of a gay man by cops, and the involvement of queer people in our local arts and festival scene, of which we've always been immensely proud of. I've still met people who argue that homosexuality was not legal in the country until the 1978 Mardi Gras because they completely ignore the western states. We were the first place in the world to let women stand for election back in 1894, as a direct fuck you to the guy who tabled the idea in parliament in an attempt to kill women's suffrage. The reason Australia has always had women's suffrage is SA - we made it a requirement of our involvement in federation (obviously with the usual racist caveats - only women of European descent could vote or get elected).

There's also a tendency to ignore the state culture and how those play into the speediness of laws being changed. Our abortion law here in SA was changed too late. But it also wasn't as urgent as people think. SA has a big tendency towards "don't ask, don't tell" and running on technicalities when it comes to outdated laws. Abortion was technically illegal without the permission of multiple doctors. Which doctors very easily gave based on teeny chances of things maybe occurring. Because there wasn't urgent change required we had a years-long debate, which ended in us having some of the most progressive laws in the country (our state government will pay for your abortion!). The law on paper legalised abortion, but in reality made it more convenient and accessible.

And before anyone puts words in my mouth I'm not saying these states are perfect. The fact that no SA electorate returned a yes vote in the recent referendum is not brilliant! The "technicalities" thing now has us involved in another years long debate about sex work legalisation, which everyone knows will happen because hardly anyone is arrested under our current laws but the conservatives are opposing anyway. What I want is people from the eastern states to recognise that every state has a checkered history. South Australia isn't the most progressive state and I'm not pretending it is. We've also been a historical leader in queer and women's rights. I changed my gender marker very easily here, while in NSW I'd still be unable to. I'm sure Tasmania, Queensland, the NT and WA all have been historical leaders in some regard, I just don't know about them. On the flip side, NSW and Vic's treatment of the Murray is horrifying and speaks volumes about how little they care about the ecosystem of the river and the states downstream.

Anyway this got away from me but yeah, if I see any goddamn Australians on this post pretending that this sort of divide is only American or that the Australian one is "right tho" I will personally release 100 mozzies into your room as you sleep.

I think it should be discussed how in American media, a southern accent is nearly always narrative shorthand for “this character is dumb, belligerent, and racist”.

[thatabitcryptic]

Undertale head cannons?

Omg where to begin?!?!

I think asgore and chara were very close and loved growing plants together and having tea time :)

Majority of the main cast is autistic :))

Following that last one Flowey/asriel is particularly face blind and that’s why he mistakes frisk for chara

Uhh a pretty common one but sans and alphys are besties and they talk about space for hours,,, one of the first things they do on the surface is go stargazing :-)

Asriel and toriel used to go bug hunting based off the fact that toriel offers to take frisk when they are in the ruins,,, the whole family would also frequent blook farm and cheer on the snails, asriel would always win bc he knew just the right way to cheer his snail, chara would always lose bc they were too enthusiastic and their snail would get overwhelmed LOL

Bc of this sometimes flowey goes and hangs out with the snails and talks to napstablook despite them not know who he was

I like to think the surface is set in Aotearoa, was going to set it in Australia bc that’s where I’m from but I’ve decided that’s where I have deltarune set

Also bc of this and following the theory that sans is from deltarune and was transported to undertale sans has a slight Australian accent :o)

Frisk is mainly non verbal, tho they only really speak when on the phone (I’ve also seen ppl hc that they speak ‘with their soul’ and I really like that)

Sans and paps can understand most languages, they are fluent in nzsl and teach everyone else so they can communicate with frisk :-)

Before falling into the core gaster was semi verbal but post core he uses nzsl bc his speech has become so garbled that no one but his sons can understand him

Grillby is similar to gaster where his speech is distorted (bc he’s made of fire) but if he focuses he can say a few clear sentences like in the pacifist route

Gaster used portions of his hands to make sans and paps - his main goal was to create a being with a human soul (that’s why I draw them both as human skeletons as opposed to bird guys like gaster) so they could cross the barrier but instead he got 2 kiddos lmao (also VERY SOFT AND FULL OF CALCIUM isn’t completely just papyrus being silly, at certain times of the year he and sans get that baby bird fluff on the surface of their bones, it comes off pretty easily tho so it’s not really noticeable)

Undyne and paps are gay lesbian solidarity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frisk doesn’t really understand their gender yet and bc they are so young they describe it based on their surroundings, after entering papyrus’ room and seeing his do not enter signs when asked for their gender they reply ‘papyrus’ <- idk where that one came from I remember seeing a post about it but I love it to bits

After their plan failed chara’s ‘spirit’ went dormant until frisk arrived, they have no idea what happened to asriel but after the neutral route (after flowey says he doesn’t understand why frisk is sparing him) they start to really recognise that flowey is in some way somehow asriel

Mettaton overheats when he is embarrassed/flustered and his internal fans are very loud LOL

Chara and asriel’s combined soul is gone, I feel like after souls are ‘used’ they fade away - the same happens to the human souls after flowey/asriel absorbs them

Toriel, asgore and gaster are old af and have been around since the barrier was created (ummm thousand year kingdings slow burn anyone?? SJDNDJJDNX)

Undyne is like asgores daughter and asgore is sometimes reminded of chara bc of how outgoing and determined they both are :-)

When they get to the surface toriel teaches papyrus how to cook ‘properly’ but some of his habits brush off on her instead lol

I’ve probably got more but here are the ones that popped into my head!!!

[ggukkiedae]

miya

[9:52pm, wc:453]

(all dialogue here is done in english except for the conversing with yoongi)

Yoonmi enveloped herself in Chan's hug, basking in his warmth. The comfort would be gone for a while since they'd both be busy soon. Her with a comeback and him with a tour. Her brother chuckled while parting her head.

"You know," he began, "Yoongi hyung said we have to get you home soon, right? You're pushing it by staying out even after the family's gone back."

"I know," she mumbled. The day was well-spent with her family, especially since it was the first time in over two years that she was able to see most of them in real life again. She was tired, but she was comfortable. "Can't I just sleep here? Then we can call Felix oppa and have an Australian sleepover."

He chuckled at that. "You're not Australian."

"I might as well be, since my family is Australian."

"You are somewhat developing the accent..."

The two of them laughed at that. It was no secret that, when talking to her Chan, Felix, and the rest of her family, she'd end up speaking with a more Australian accent. The first time it happened, she panicked and immediately called her biological brother to 'get her geordie accent back'.

The two were wrapped in silence for a while, Chan tapping a light rhythm into her back while she just laid there. It was a common occurrence before either of them have overseas schedules for over a week. Even with Yoonsung. She would sit in their comfort for a long time just to imprint their sense of comfort in her mind. She loved her brothers to bits.

"Hey," Chan chuckled, "we're not leaving until next month, Little One. And shouldn't you say bye to Jeongin, too?"

"The 01z are going out tomorrow," she laughed. "And I know. we're both gonna be quite busy, though. So can I please sleepover?"

Before she could say anything, a loud "Yeah you can!" was yelled behind her, followed by a weight jumping on top of her and her brother.

"Felix oppa," she wheezed out while laughing, "can't breathe!"

"You're gonna get cuddles!"

Chan laughed at the two before turning his phone to show them. Yoongi was on screen in a video call.

"She'll be fine with us, hyung," Chan reassured him.

"Alright," Yoongi relented with a fond smile, "Princess, we'll pick you up after lunch tomorrow."

Yoonmi smiled at him. "Love you, oppa!"

"See you tomorrow."

With that, Chan ended the call and gently shoved the two youngers off of him.

"If you two are gonna watch movies again, at least don't connect it to the speakers?"

She met Felix's eyes with a mischievous smile before they turned back to Chan and spoke in sync.

"No promises!"

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