#moshi moshi cranky alien desu

[gallaxians]

closed starter for @zcilovs !

Sometimes Red really hated this planet. It was chaotic, noisy, and gave him so many headaches, exhausting the General beyond belief. Maybe he was a little irked because he hadn’t been able to feed for a few days beyond his normal, leaving him crankier as he drudged around his apartment. It wasn’t that his neighbour was overly loud, they were still young ( in comparison to the nine hundred cycles he had lived ), and always looking to express themselves. Especially with loud music that sounded more like two garbage can lids banging together. Eventually, it has his patience wearing pretty thin. While most nights he’s able to go to sleep or shrug it off - tonight, he’s not willing to accept this childish behaviour. He echoes it with his own, the door to his apartment slamming shut as he moves across the hall. “HEY!” He starts banging on the door, fuming to himself and not realising how aggressive he could be coming off. “If you don’t stop that loud music I will pull your brain out of your nose!”

And that was a promise.