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this is one of the only cool things actually
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ok new move imminent and I cannot fuck this up so
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roughly two hundo short of move in costs thank GOD a homie is moving my shit w me or id be shit outta luck.
so basically im not getting my deposit back bc previous roommate is a psycho and just pocketed 1k and turns out I didn't even need to drop a deposit cause I ain't on the lease anyhow. Stupid. Anyways. Just got paid today after hours cut due to slow/rainy season and im $200 behind paying first months rent & util (already dropped deposit so that's golden). this is the first chance of moving into a tranny hovel of my very own ever and it's not something im keen to miss out on as it's both cheaper and more accessible than my current spot which is sooo dope cause the fucking rain is making my disability significantly more.impactful lately. any help at all is appreciated darlings. mwah mwah
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its too dark outside for me to be concerned w how i look to niggas. im sorry in advance for how this all abt to go dogg. im sure a lot of u is wild nice & a lot is abt to look wild corny to you. i gotta pull these cords tho. i gotta inflate the device now or im gon die. i hope you understand. i love you man
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Life of a Tamagotchi, 1997 (front and back cover)
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if u find urself on the wrong side of a nigga sneakin & creepin you are a living ufo catcher prize. basically
common miszconception is tht creepin & sneakin is interchangeable notions. sneakin can be cowardly, but can just as often be harmless, even noble. creepin is a precursor to violence or confrontation, it is the gunpowder packed behind the bullet of an offensive manuever. when used in combination these 2 techniques have dissolved entire countries
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common miszconception is tht creepin & sneakin is interchangeable notions. sneakin can be cowardly, but can just as often be harmless, even noble. creepin is a precursor to violence or confrontation, it is the gunpowder packed behind the bullet of an offensive manuever. when used in combination these 2 techniques have dissolved entire countries
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i had the flu and now im out of xanax and im worried by the time i catch up on the gap both of those things have put in my development as a person itll be too late and ill have to start over
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probably i think the most grim and terrifying hole u can fall in is like u start leveraging being liked by people for the thing u do to make like, personality based output money, but those scales can never like, even out, bc one is just always going to be like easier to consume and desired by a wider audience of people, and so you end up in a m64 situation where u thought u were gonna make like, a movie, and u had basically every opportunity to, and now u have a podcast where u review new types of dorito. ill kill myself before that happen. i will put a real gun in my real mouth and let it blow b4 i buy a Microphone ass microphone. that mr mime thing did numbers and we shut up fast on purpose. tha devil is a lie
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what im supposed to do. im supposed to vacuum the meridian ? im not gonna live here in 6 months
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the niggas who live upstairs spilled like a whole thing of cinammon in the little walkway thing between apartments bringing groceries inside and just left it there and it functioned as kind of like a tear gas trap thing u had to thug out every time you went outside
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i dont like to talk abt, Them Niggas, outside bc it feels like invoking a demons name except its like actually real and also theres probably some guy who actually does have google alerts set up to maintain something tht resembles an enemies list and im not nearly enough degrees of seperation away for comfort, i make it a specific point to keep them boys names out my mouth
i say all that in preface of this singular release of pressure; it is completely fucking spinning me upside the fuck down they got charleston white in that bitch right now. it is dominating my every thought that charleston white is walking around that motherfucker right now this very second as we speak
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i think doritos are immoral and i mean that but i cant justify it. im not playing abt it tho. its not like a joke. i have an unease about them being near me like when people think they can see peoples past lives or whatever. whatever all that goofy amphetamine psychosis shit is i have it but for stuff like doritos. i think it fills your devil meter. not just to eat it, but to have it around. to invite its aura. its about intention
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i think any organization or people acting on behalf of any organization that has any authority, legal or violent or otherwise, to force me to do anything, it is my responsibility to make it cost as huge an expenditure of their time energy and resources to force me to do it as possible
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2016 i bought the olympics red/silver and blue/gold jordan 1s both at half price clearance and i wore one from each pair, a unremarkable manuever, ur bored reading abt the manuever already by this point in the post, but i went outside and a 35 year old man in a unadorned satin bomber jacket saw me and saw my shoes and was like whoa! those come like that? and i said no, and he said, wow! so you did that? and i said yea, and he turned to his girlfriend he was walking his dog with, and said are you seeing this?
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i think its about as karmically bad to delete a save file unecessarily from a used copy of a nintendo ds game as it is to kill a bug you didnt have to, which is to say i dont think it is at all negligible and can lead to deeper spiritual ills in less steps than u think
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