#morning farts
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anonanonanonanonaaaaa · 1 month ago
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My ass!! It won’t stop!! ( ̄ω ̄;)
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prinsomnia · 5 months ago
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✷ purest thoughts ✷
if this resonates with you, feel free to support this lil creacher living paycheck to paycheck! ► my ko-fi page ☕️
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timblrdrake · 2 months ago
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sometimes i think i have it rough and then remember that at least i wasn’t named bart
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karlachismylife · 23 days ago
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Today on "coping with Juju" we are thinking about GhostGaz (again). MDNI
About a collar with Kyle's full name, not some inconspicuous initials that could be passed off as anyone's in case of being discovered, sitting tight around his Lieutenant's neck under the bally, ready to be checked and tightened any time sly fox Garrick feels like teasing Simon.
About Kyle's deft fingers massaging Simon's tense neck and shoulders, releasing tons and tons of unbearable heaviness weighing him down, as Ghost lies face down in his Sergeant's lap. He groans and curses, voice muffled by Garrick's shapely thighs, maybe even bites down on the chewy flesh, earning himself a tug on his chipped ear. Falls asleep like a baby once the pains in his shoulders and migraine caused by the lockup there go away, and snores peacefully, as Kyle runs his hand through blonde strands and keeps a steady hold on Simon's scruff to force his body into a sense of safety and relaxation.
About Simon's frosty white eyelashes fluttering as he looks up at Gaz, studying attentively every little change in his Sergeant's expression as he takes Kyle's throbbing cock deeper down his throat. Having noticed Gaz getting up in his head with the constant pressure to be the poster boy of SAS, always the fastest, strongest, most precise and effective, Ghost sank down on his knees and nuzzled up to Kyle's crotch, ignoring unintelligible murmurs from above. He doesn't care that Gaz can't get hard under the stress, sucking on his soft prick with blissful enthusiasm as Kyle melts into his seat and lets his perfectionist mask fall, baring the tired, sunken expression on his gorgeous face. All he cares for is sitting between the perfect thighs until his knees hurt to the unbearable point and sucking pretty boy Kyle off until he manages to cum or taps on Simon's hollowed cheek gently, asking to move onto warm cuddles.
About Ghost's restless fingers playing with Kyle's many rings when they're on leave. Different surfaces and textures grounding him, distracting from the screaming in his head whenever he fails to keep the intrusive thoughts on a leash. Gaz wears full sets on both hands, gorgeous silver glowing on his dark skin, and always lends his palm to Simon, used to the feeling of his rings sliding up and down his digits, rotating, sometimes catching tiny hairs under the band. The same rings that bite into his flesh painfully when Ghost grips his hand too tight, reminding Kyle that he is never alone.
And that sometimes crumbling is just shedding off something that was irritating you for a long time.
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empressofmankind · 1 year ago
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Lemme, lemme help you with that *pulls out napkin* 😘
Tumblr stole my 2023 send off, so here's a hello 2024. The gold and texture has me.
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gasbag-girlboss · 3 months ago
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white panties just make every fart sound nastier >:3
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azrielsbreedingkink · 10 months ago
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Feysand is stronger than I am, having a toddler that can fly sounds terrifying.
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meerkatp · 5 months ago
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Fallout
Been a while since I did something based off the comics (besides the "DT17" Mortimer)
Comic index
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hyenaa-euphoria · 1 year ago
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hallucination show!!
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shygas · 3 months ago
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are you sure you still wanna shower with me?
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anonanonanonanonaaaaa · 22 days ago
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Gooooood morning Tumblr !! (¬‿¬)
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nerevar-quote-and-star · 1 year ago
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In English, we say, "Toxicity."
In TES, we say, "Do the right thing. Paarthurnax deserves to die."
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prinsomnia · 7 months ago
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the collector 🗝️🌞🪡🌸
its been awhile since i made some time for myself in the form of personal art — the past month has been really tough for my general health. many hours spent in bed and in transit, grappling with my mortality has got me thinking — what have i been really living for? i feel like the role of art-making in my life was some place of negotiation with the part of myself that hasn’t been seeing the point beyond all the hardship. after much examining, i found that i’ve always loved creating art not just because of what i’m able to convince someone of with my art, but what i’ve been able to convince myself of because of my art. there’s so much to treasure and live for. 💖 what do you make art for? 🎤
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mod2amaryllis · 10 days ago
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this is code for she's shidding and fartding
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jula483 · 2 months ago
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happy boys 🥺
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godofidea · 9 months ago
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this jellyfish girl has 4 very queer parents and they all love her so much
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