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My ass!! It won’t stop!! ( ̄ω ̄;)
#gassy farts#uwu#gassy girl#incredible gassy#my photos#eproctophilia#fart kink#gassy#owo#my fart#farting#fart#face farts#girl farts#good morning#morning farts#fart girl#eprocto
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✷ purest thoughts ✷
if this resonates with you, feel free to support this lil creacher living paycheck to paycheck! ► my ko-fi page ☕️
#illustration#aesthetic#plants#magic#esoteric#ecosystem#blue#pink#morning glory#stars#forget me not#flowers#magical#mental health#hey!! its been awhile. i hope you've been well <3#art ph#portfolio#art fart#prinsomnia#being an adult is hard. i miss the simpler days when i was younger when i was able to not worry so much abt my bills and surviving and just#keep drawing#i still have so much to figure out but i'll keep going#life has become kinder to me despite the hardships and i'm extremely grateful for that#so i'm sending you all the hugs and the support if u need it! i hope you enjoy this piece. :~)#thank you for viewing and supporting me!
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sometimes i think i have it rough and then remember that at least i wasn’t named bart
#HALLELUJAH 🙌#bart??? that’s a barf fart tf#tim drake#dc#dc comics#bart allen#i’m talking about you specifically#batman#dc rp#ooc nothing to do with the post but i had surgery on my wrist this morning and YEEEOWCH#ooc if i’m posting even less than my already lacking amount of posts thats why good lord it’s sore#ooc may just project this onto tim drake
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Today on "coping with Juju" we are thinking about GhostGaz (again). MDNI
About a collar with Kyle's full name, not some inconspicuous initials that could be passed off as anyone's in case of being discovered, sitting tight around his Lieutenant's neck under the bally, ready to be checked and tightened any time sly fox Garrick feels like teasing Simon.
About Kyle's deft fingers massaging Simon's tense neck and shoulders, releasing tons and tons of unbearable heaviness weighing him down, as Ghost lies face down in his Sergeant's lap. He groans and curses, voice muffled by Garrick's shapely thighs, maybe even bites down on the chewy flesh, earning himself a tug on his chipped ear. Falls asleep like a baby once the pains in his shoulders and migraine caused by the lockup there go away, and snores peacefully, as Kyle runs his hand through blonde strands and keeps a steady hold on Simon's scruff to force his body into a sense of safety and relaxation.
About Simon's frosty white eyelashes fluttering as he looks up at Gaz, studying attentively every little change in his Sergeant's expression as he takes Kyle's throbbing cock deeper down his throat. Having noticed Gaz getting up in his head with the constant pressure to be the poster boy of SAS, always the fastest, strongest, most precise and effective, Ghost sank down on his knees and nuzzled up to Kyle's crotch, ignoring unintelligible murmurs from above. He doesn't care that Gaz can't get hard under the stress, sucking on his soft prick with blissful enthusiasm as Kyle melts into his seat and lets his perfectionist mask fall, baring the tired, sunken expression on his gorgeous face. All he cares for is sitting between the perfect thighs until his knees hurt to the unbearable point and sucking pretty boy Kyle off until he manages to cum or taps on Simon's hollowed cheek gently, asking to move onto warm cuddles.
About Ghost's restless fingers playing with Kyle's many rings when they're on leave. Different surfaces and textures grounding him, distracting from the screaming in his head whenever he fails to keep the intrusive thoughts on a leash. Gaz wears full sets on both hands, gorgeous silver glowing on his dark skin, and always lends his palm to Simon, used to the feeling of his rings sliding up and down his digits, rotating, sometimes catching tiny hairs under the band. The same rings that bite into his flesh painfully when Ghost grips his hand too tight, reminding Kyle that he is never alone.
And that sometimes crumbling is just shedding off something that was irritating you for a long time.
#i came to my morning lectures just to hear this pathetic old fart fangirl over trump#this bitch made a fucking fuss over one girl being late. we're 4th fucking year. who the fuck cares if someone's late and comes in quietly#be fucking thankful anyone even came for your bullshit that didn't sound interesting even from the announced title let alone in reality#ghost x gaz#gaz x ghost#gazghost#ghostgaz#ghost cod#gaz cod#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#call of duty#cod
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Lemme, lemme help you with that *pulls out napkin* 😘
Tumblr stole my 2023 send off, so here's a hello 2024. The gold and texture has me.
#when you see it you see it#I didnt mean for him to vibe with michael corleone but i dont hate it#good morning 2024#sir crocodile#crocodile#one piece crocodile#crocodile one piece#sir crocodile one piece#op crocodile#shichibukai#warlords of the sea#cross guild#crocodile fanart#crocaine#buggy thoughts#imperial art farts#one piece#one piece fanart#one piece art#op fanart#op art#pirates#pirate art#traditional art#sketchbook#drawing#mixed media art#alcohol markers#traditional drawing#traditional illustration
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white panties just make every fart sound nastier >:3
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Feysand is stronger than I am, having a toddler that can fly sounds terrifying.
#guaranteed he flies before walking too#my 3 year old purposefully farted on my hubs head this morning#giving him wings would be horrifying#Rhys is like “my mother joked about ‘payback’ but cauldron boil me#acotar#feyre archeron#pro feyre#feysand#rhysand
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Fallout
Been a while since I did something based off the comics (besides the "DT17" Mortimer)
Comic index
#good morning to day i bring you quackervolt angst#i've had this in my drafts for idk how long#quackervolt#quackerjack#megavolt#elmo sputterspark#darkwing duck 2010#darkwing duck#duckverse#my fart
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hallucination show!!
#poppy playtime#poppy playtime 3#art#fanart#dogday#deep sleep#catnap#au#i guess#😭#dogday is high and seeing them both like this#catnap just absolutely smoked in his face and Morning Canine just inhaled all of that sleepy gas#it looks like catnap and dogday let out bloody farts sorry#nightmare catnap
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are you sure you still wanna shower with me?
#god my morning gas is loud#fart kink#male farts#eproctophilia#farting#gassy guy#farts#irl farts#eprocto#gassy farts
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Gooooood morning Tumblr !! (¬‿¬)
#gassy farts#uwu#gassy girl#incredible gassy#my photos#eproctophilia#fart kink#gassy#owo#my fart#morning farts#fart girl#fart#farts#girl farts#farting#face farts#eprocto#eprocto kink#good morning
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In English, we say, "Toxicity."
In TES, we say, "Do the right thing. Paarthurnax deserves to die."
#toxic hag#every morning i wake up and choose violence against delphine#delphine#paarthurnax#the dragonborn is a card carrying member of the protect dragon grandpa club#excuse you ma'am that is my DRAGON DAD YOU WANT ME TO MURDER#how dare you#thousands of years of community service and delphine is calling for execution#fart face#the elder scrolls#tes#skyrim#lol#meme#in english
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the collector 🗝️🌞🪡🌸
its been awhile since i made some time for myself in the form of personal art — the past month has been really tough for my general health. many hours spent in bed and in transit, grappling with my mortality has got me thinking — what have i been really living for? i feel like the role of art-making in my life was some place of negotiation with the part of myself that hasn’t been seeing the point beyond all the hardship. after much examining, i found that i’ve always loved creating art not just because of what i’m able to convince someone of with my art, but what i’ve been able to convince myself of because of my art. there’s so much to treasure and live for. 💖 what do you make art for? 🎤
#illustration#plants#aesthetic#magic#esoteric#vines#butterflies#fantasy#morning glory#stars#constellations#portfolio#art ph#art fart#digital art#sacred#prinsomnia
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this is code for she's shidding and fartding
#our pediatrician warned us this is the age that farts get distressing as they learn to push them out#usually this means she cries but this morning she was pure focus. silent terror. as she pooped her butt out.#m2a#parenthood
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happy boys 🥺
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#rhett and link#good mythical morning#gmmore#gmm#laughing#my GOD#they're just adorable#just two boys laughing about farts#lmao#literal children#my post
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this jellyfish girl has 4 very queer parents and they all love her so much
#jellyfish can't swim in the night#yoru no kurage wa oyogenai#yorukura#JELEE#hand farts#more examples for my ko-fi commissions! link in my bio please help I'm on medical leave and I have bills#this mascot's design is so so cute but also. a saw trap around avoiding tangenting lines jfc#still getting the hang of my scanner and photopea- maybe I'll take a regular picture of this in the morning and see if I like that better#would've liked to have colored her but I needed sketch examples so
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