#morefoolme

[didyouthinkyoudidnthavetochoose]

Here am I Who while away the mornings Since you've gone Too long have I lay alone Not knowing which way to turn.

And there you are Quite sure that you were right Knowing full well That I'd be the first one To go down.

And you'd be the one who was laughing Except when things weren't going your way And then the lady would say that she'd had enough Wandering around on her own.

The day you left Well I think you knew you'd not be back Well at least it would seem that way Because you never said goodbye. But when it comes round to you and me I'm sure it will work out alright.

And you'd be the one who was laughing And giving me something I don't need And you know, I'd always hold you and keep you warm Oh! more fool me. Ah, but when it comes Round to you and me I ask myself Do I really believe In your love. Yes, I'm sure it will work out alright.

John William Waterhouse - The remorse of Nero after the murder of his mother (1878)

[adamhenrymagee]

Reading one of Stephen Fry's autobiographies and realising that you have a shit life!! #stephenfry #morefoolme #reading #shitlife https://www.instagram.com/p/6iO422g24GooLdW6QeOKGt-fC-Z_gw7iLRJQw0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jmuwsxowggsd

[pazbro]

Me gustó el desafío. Creo que he ganado. Cada arruga y marca tiene historia e hizo historia... convirtiéndome en la persona que soy hoy y que me cae tan bien. #10yearschallenge #aginggracefully #morefoolme #fromredtoblonde https://www.instagram.com/p/BsopNZdnibcYJVLj3DMe12PDyxe_-O4x1tVSxg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6cxmhqxkfk4

[clearnightinternet]

You claim to never have found true love.. well what the fuck am I then? Left here still loving you like an absolute idiot.

[melissaholden94]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is all finished, now for More Fool Me by @stephenfryactually I could listen to him talk for days, and I have. #stephenfry #morefoolme #harrypotter #prisonerofazkaban #memoir #audible #audiobook #amreading

[beerloverslounge]

Untimely contemplations in disguise of a Limerick poetry slam between two higly respectable men during a boring phase of a family gathering that took place in celebration of aunt Agatha's golden knitting society membership anniversary. Man on the left: "Listen to this one: ' There was a young woman from Aenos

Who came to our party as Venus.

We told her how rude

'Twas to come there quite nude,

And we brought her a leaf from the green-h'us'.

'Aham', the man on the right sighed and nodded. Having a sip from his 12 years Chivas Regal whisky. Not too bad, but 'I like my chances':

'A mexican nun named Sor Juana

Was hot as a wop primadonna,

But when the old bishop

Could not get his fish up,

She said, "Anyhow, I don' wanna'.

The two men certainly got the parties attention as their Limerick poetry slam didn't go unnoticed for too long. There was a sense of provocation and rebellion in the air, which gave the two men a particularly breathtaking and fulfilling thrill. But it was only after the following Limerick was 'proclaimed' in an utterly obscene, yet highly passionate fashion by the man on the right that all hell broke loose at the family gathering and things started to take a turn for the very worse.

'There was a young lady of Pinner

Who dreamt that her lover was in her.

This excited her heart,

So she let a great fart,

And shit out her yesterday's dinner.'

To his relief, the man was "bruisefully' 'escorted' of the celebration premises and decided to round of the evening at "Barney's". To his very delight he found a very intriguing Limerickish message on the choke board above the pissoir that almost sent him off for a good nights sleep:

"There was a young fellow named Meek

Who invented a lingual technique.

It drove women frantic

And made them romantic,

And wore all the hair off his cheek.'

The man laughed so hard that he peed all over of the floor and himself. But that was of little concern to him as he wandered into the night.

[lartcestlazur]

The day you left Well I think you knew you'd not be back Well at least it would seem that way Because you never said goodbye. But when it comes round to you and me I'm sure it will work out alright.