#more waffling

[egophiliac]

it's never the last time.

I was trying to justify to myself having Leona know how to use a waffle maker, and. well. sometimes you just gotta go where the flow takes you.

[contact-guy]

I'm reading about the Victorian Aesthetic movement and I was violently reminded of...

...Sherlock Holmes's 'rose monologue' from The Naval Treaty, HI HELLO CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

[cozylittleartblog]

girl help i have been transported back to middle school

artfight attack on @necrotic-nightshade !!

[deakyjoe]

Show me a motherfucker with big brown eyes and I’m automatically whipped

[arekayic]

grian mention AND vampire mumbo talk in the SAME CLIP!?!? everyone say thank you cleo

[logosbot-tm]

* continues to lie on the floor *

Okay, but the way that Grumbo genuinely just...is like that about each other? Isn't that wild? They're just so weird and overly attached, and they've been friends for several years now. Like so many of their videos are "Buy one Get one free". Hell, sometimes it even ends up like that when the other isn't even IN the video (I am looking at you "all I care about is in this room" and "This is my diary").

In Tommyinnit's words "You (Grian) and Mumbo come as a pair." And they do. They do come as a pair. Somehow they've got matching colour schemes as well.

And they share a soul? Which gave them matching haircuts?

And they can't stand being on the Hermitcraft server without the other, so both end up creating summoning circles.

To Grian, it's important that He's Mumbo's Best Friend, and to Mumbo, it's important that he's Grian's only friend.

Also, some of their tasks matching in Secret Life? By pure coincidence? So wild.

The fact that the other Hermits also know that Grian and Mumbo are a duo, a pair, and therefore it's important to give Grian Mumbo stamps, whilst Scar keeps trying to push the two of them into a corner together?

And they have literal robot children? Where the ones that can talk call them dads?

The fact that their bases are always next to each other or close by, the fact that they've had messaging systems directly linked to each other, the fact that when there's some war they most often end up on the same side?

And you can't watch Grian's s6 without him talking about Mumbo aaaalll the time.

And now they both have a figure of the other at their base, whilst Mumbo has a Grian outside of his shop.

Also, Grian just really likes Mumbo's appearance and he's said so multiple times.

In s10, Mumbo's title cards directly reference Grian and Grumbot, and he matched a title card to Grian's sweater???

I can go on and on and on about how attached the two of them are and how it can be either viewed as a really close friendship, a relationship, or a qpr, or something undefinable.

The important part is just,,, they're a pair, do not separate.

Because it will end up with them being anxious, sad, and lonely.

They need to be kept together.

I just... *gestures vaguely * them? You know?

[stellarzidal]

i don't know how i manage to keep finding really random, niche things to get into...... but i'm not complaining if it's peak

dandy's wasteland is a really well-drawn au by @fizzyboy (hope you don't mind mentions), and i highly suggest checking it out if you're into that survivalist, post-apocalyptic feel! the boost idea was so cool that it got my head pondering real hard 😭 i really need to work on a boosted waffle design but i'm just lazy. new year, old me!!!!!

also i cannot tell if i'm "doing this right". my oc was originally not even from dandy's world so i've had to try nailing him in different universes yet again 🙏🙏 god bless waffle

rant over, tldr go support creative ppl and stuffs okay bye

[melobin]

melo waffling .. but it’s about a threesome at the gym with sungchan and anton ^.^

they’re both regulars at your gym.. just two guys who work out together, you can tell they’re friends because they always come with each other, always using machines next to each other .. helping eachother when lifting weights !! sometimes they have other friends who go with them, but usually it’s just them.

you don’t mean to stare.. but it’s hard.. both of them often wearing shirts that show off their toned arms .. always lifting their shirts up to wipe the sweat off of their forehead, exposing their glistening torsos to your perverted eyes. you think you’re slick taking glances at them, but you’re not !! of course they know you’re watching them they’re not stupid !! how could they miss a pretty girl watching them every other night they’re there …

they’re cautious with how they approach you, with how you usually go to the gym late at night when not many people show up and them being two rather large men .. they don’t want to scare you away, even though they know you wouldn’t be scared, of course you won’t, not with how you watch them.

sungchan decides to approach you first, being the older of the two boys, wanting to greet you warmly and carefully. maybe not too carefully, not with how his eyes shamelessly looked over your body mid greeting, stopping on the way your sport bra clung to your tits.. the slight chill in the air made your nipples hard and the thin material done nothing to hide them from his eye sight. if he’d known you better he would’ve made a joke about warming them up for you !! .. it wouldn’t have been a joke.

he’s quick to introduce you to his good friend anton!! anton’s a little quieter than sungchan but still quite forward, his eyes also fall to the same place as sungchan’s .. maybe they were just as perverted as you.. they were. their eyes barely left you when they saw you.. always talking about how to approach the pretty girl that went to their gym .. their friends through they were insane, the gym wasn’t the place to try and fuck a girl but.. to sungchan and anton, fucking you would just be a pleasurable workout for all parties involved.

surely, they weren’t going to try and fuck you right away? surely there’d be some sort of build up to it.. some sort of time frame between the three of you first meeting and then trying to get with you .. well, you’d be wrong !!! they had their eye on the prize, you, and they were going for it immediately.

it began with sungchan, his fingers trialing over the skin of your bare waist as he stood near you, complementing you on your stance whilst doing certain things .. “noticed your stance when you do squats.. it’s very good, you seem to know what you’re doing” a cheeky smile.. using his knowledge of exercising to get to you.. maybe it shouldn’t have worked but with a man as attractive as him.. of course it did !!

but.. he can’t get his hands on you properly by complimenting you, so he decides to give you tips.. offers to guide you into an even better position that will help you get what you want, but he tells you it might hurt your core.. but it’ll be worth it in the end. that’s how sungchan gets himself behind you, chest against your back as he helps you bend down. cock wedged between the cheeks of your ass due to the lack of briefs under his sweats…he knew what he was doing, you knew what he was doing. anton also knew what he was doing. sungchan wasn’t slick, but he also wasn’t trying to be.

“i don’t think this is the proper place to personally train someone, don’t you agree anton? anyone could interrupt our.. training” you were patient in letting them do what they planned, it’s amusing watching them go back and forth in whatever dialogue they must’ve reversed before hand. anton would agree !! claiming a quieter, more secluded spot would be better for the three of you.

anton would suggest one of the private changing rooms .. “there’s mirrors in there.. it’s okay if we’re just stretching” you’d agree to go with them, without any reluctance. you knew what kind of stretching was going to be happening and you knew, realistically, it’s not something you should be doing in an open gym with cameras everywhere. not for your first time with them anyway.

the door would be the locked the moment the three of you step in. anton finding his place behind you, facing the mirror. his frame is similar to sungchans … he still towers over you.. his hands feel just as hot on your skin…. sungchan would walk over to you slowly .. a sly smile on his face .. “so you were interested in stretching? i’m always willingly to help a pretty girl out”

turns out part of the stretching he was talking about was hooking your leg over his shoulder as he sunk to his knees between your legs and ate you out… having anton wrap an arm around your waist to keep you up.. his other hand gripping your tits under your shirt as sungchan flicked his tongue against your clit. the two were ruthless together. sunghan didn’t hold back, especially when he pushed a finger into you and dug his other hand into the skin of your ass.. pressing a second finger into you and laugh as your moans echoed throughout the small room. anton would be more quieter but his grip on you wouldn’t falter.. lips finding your neck.. eyes watching you through the mirror as yours were squeezed shut.

sungchan was honest about helping you with stretching !!!! even more so when he let you rest your head on his lap as anton spread your legs apart to press his cock into you. he was thick… stretching your cunt out so deliciously.. sungchan promised to help you through the intense stretch.. fingers brushing through your hair as his others went down to play with your clit!!! anton’s cock abusing your little hole.. the whole thing would give you nothing but ecstasy.. pure, unfiltered pleasure filling the room with each deep thrust from anton.

sungchan wouldn’t fuck you.. not then at least … promises you as he plays with your hair that you’ll get to feel his cock next time !!! stretching takes time and he doesn’t want you to be too overwhelmed during your first session with them !! plus, you needed something to look forward too and him promising to stuff your sweet cunt full of his cum was just as exciting as it could get.

[frankustein]

Help. I haven't move on from Enies Lobby. Franky & Robin easily become my favourite straw hat and i ship them together. The fact that "Frobin" is actually exists and many people ship them is such a relief to me. I'm not alone here. I can't help myself but the Frobin brainrot is so real when i watch the anime and my main focus is THEM in the background. Like I would devour every tiny pieces of them. Thank you Oda. Thank you Toei. Thank you so much.

[solifelessblog]

"Officially first day at work" Darius totally took this photo btw he is proud of his boi <3

Please reblog, don’t repost :)

[littlemissclandestine]

Adler & Sims Analysis - Part 1

A random thought i had at 4am

Sims has a skin called ‘Penumbra’ whereas Adler has a skin called ‘Umbra’.

If we look at the actual dictionary definitions for the words with a quick google search…

Umbra:

the fully shaded inner region of a shadow cast by an opaque object, especially the area on the earth or moon experiencing the total phase of an eclipse.

Astronomy: the dark central part of a sunspot.

Literary: shadow or darkness.

Penumbra:

The partially shaded outer region of the shadow cast by an opaque object.

A peripheral or indeterminate area or group.

Easier to explain with this image:

This makes sense if we look at both characters. Adler, "America's Monster", is essentially consumed by the darkness of his job. Has no desire to quit as Woods says in BO6, "Quit isn't in Adler's vocabulary."

Sims however, is the penumbra, the lighter shade. We see this all the time. In Cold War, Sims wasn't entirely on board with idea of the brainwashing. We can recall him questioning his close friend -> "Damn. Through the eye socket. You sure about this, Doc?" He knows it's wrong. Adler on the other hand is so obsessed with finding Perseus and purging evil that he essentially becomes the evil himself.

It's known that Sims and Adler have been working together a long time. Adler has called Sims soft on not one but two occasions.

-> "Don't get soft like Sims." - Adler to Bell before Fracture Jaw "recall"

-> "Getting soft in your old age, huh, Sims?" - Adler to Sims after apprehending Gusev

In Sims' bio in Cold War, it's mentioned that he's always been in the shadow of Adler. The peripheral (see def 2) . Never the one with the "spotlight".

Kind of weird how our eyes are automatically drawn to the umbra in the picture, the one with deepest, darkest shade. Just how Adler always gets the recognition because he's the one doing the dirtiest and most dangerous work without a second thought. I mean Hudson himself mentions it during a safehouse interaction.

-> "Strategically speaking, this borders on insanity. Which is precisely the type of work we rely on Adler for." - Hudson to Bell before the Lubyanka infiltration.

[achildsfirstsorrow]

Recent dump. I’ve not felt like drawing Erik much. (shocker! I know! Considering he’s my favourite one to draw.)

Also, I know y’all are here for my Erik art mostly, and not oc things, but my best skill is being a nuisance and I will continue to draw predominantly oc x canon until my brain forces me to do other things. 😅…

Unrelated but I’ve been listening to a LOT of Portishead and Björk, love em. I’m listening to Earth-Linger right now.

[itsalwaysforyou]

so funny to me that jay is deeply suspicious of harry the entirety of d3 but best buds with gil the whole time. what happened

[arekayic]

guys idk what ur talking about they’re not divorced they’re right here AND gay AND married AND still in love

[logosbot-tm]

Calling Mumbo consistently permadying in proximity to/because of Grian the Icarus curse.

I don't fully know what happened in Wild Life yet, but he keeps getting to close to the sun and he keeps dying.

[mobius-m-mobius]

#he's so fluffy i'm gonna die.gif 😭💖