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deskmanic · 2 years ago
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i dunno what you call the opposite of yassifation but it's whatever Disney is doing with their cute animal sidekicks in the live action movies
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takaraphoenix · 8 months ago
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Oh I am loathing this American-ification of everything.
I got an early appointment in the city tomorrow and I figured hey, why not treat myself to breakfast afterward. And since I hate walking into a place, seeing the menu and thinking "nope" and having to walk out again, I figured I'd look it up online first.
I've looked through the menus of ten cafés now and only found two that actually have... normal German breakfast.
Every other place has shit like avocado toast, "breakfast bowls" (stop putting all foods into one bowl I am biting you, meals belong on plates), American pancakes with maple syrup, bagels, porridge, hummus (for breakfast?!).
And look, I am not objecting to also including trendy American foods on your menu, but if these are the only options you offer and I can't find a single traditional German breakfast on your menu, then that is just... devastating, to me.
If you're a gimmick café that is specifically American cuisine, that would also be different, but a regular, German café needs to offer a regular, German breakfast.
It should absolutely include at the very-fucking-least the most basic German breakfast platter - bread rolls, hard-boiled egg, marmalade, butter, wurst and/or cheese, and the option to pay more for salmon or a croissant. That's the basic "I am going out to have breakfast at a café" menu. The one on every breakfast menu, for as long as I can remember going out for breakfast.
I can acknowledge that for reasons beyond my personal taste, people really love avocados. But if your menu includes three variations of avocado toast but not a single cheese or wurst option - and you are not an explicitly vegan place, like, there is bacon on this menu too - then something is just really, really fucked up here.
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katmaibearfan · 4 months ago
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Blog FAQ
Have a question about something related to this blog and can't find an answer somewhere else? Check here before you send me an ask!
This is a constant work-in-progress, and is subject to change and grow as the scope of this blog changes and grows as well.
Who are the bears in your pfp/header image?
Questions About Me:
Whats your main blog?
@caseyscraftycorner -- i mostly reblog stuff but also post about fiber arts, board games, ttrpgs (note: not d&d 5e), and various musings.
Right now, the bear in my profile picture is 806jr and the bear in my header image is 151 Walker. The photos are screenshots from the Explore.org cams and were taken by me in fall 2023.
How do you know so much about the bears?
See the media links in my new pinned post. It's all just those and the powers of autism and adhd.
When did you start watching the bear cams?
I started watching them (or highlights re-posted to youtube) occasionally back in 2019, after 435 Holly won Fat Bear Week, but it wasn't until this past year that i really got into them.
How do you find so much time to watch the live cams and post about them?
I'm unable to work due to a combination of physical, developmental, and mental illness disabilities, and I need to fill my time somehow. Also, it's good background noise to have on when I'm crocheting/knitting/making pixel art.
How many bears can you identify?
It depends on some specific circumstances, but i'd say i can generally identify about a dozen of the bears at Brook's River. This might sounds like a lot, but keep in mind that nearly 80 non-cub bears have been seen on the cams so far this season.
Can you identify this bear for me?
Nope! Your best bet is to check the comments on the live cams for an ID. That's where I get about 90% of the IDs in my posts from.
You blocked me/my friend, what gives?
if I have blocked someone it's probably because I saw something transphobic on their blog. I'm a nonbinary man, so transphobes will be blocked on sight. I also block blogs that are blank, to reduce bots. The only other situation in which I block people is when they post about hunting bears specifically, but this is really uncommon for me to run in to and as such is not likely to be the answer.
Questions About Blog Language & Topics
Why do you list most bears' ages as X.5 years?
Brown Bears are born in mid-winter, and we see them between late June and late October, so it's more accurate. it's also the terminology used by Katmai, particularly for cubs.
Why do only some bears have names, and are those official or unofficial names?
All bears that frequent Brooks Falls have numbers, but only some have names. The older bears with names (Holly, Otis, Chunk, Grazer) were largely named by rangers at Katmai. However, the NPS has moved away from naming monitored animals, due to the issue of subconscious pet-ification or humanization of wild animals by humans. You can read more about their position here. Young bears with names, like 4.5 year olds 428 Studious and 429 Social, are named by the bear cam viewers and not staff at Katmai, so their names are unofficial.
Which bears are related to who/are there any family trees/is 856 503's father/etc
Bear pregnancy is complicated. Two bears from the same litter can be from two different fathers, and both sows and boars mate with multiple partners during mating season. Therefore, any ideas about any boar being any specific bear's father is purely speculation unless we have DNA evidence.
In addition, unless we see a cub with their mother in early summer and then they separate shortly afterwards, saying that any specific subadult was any specific cub is also generally speculation (unless there is DNA evidence) due to the fact that by the time we see them, it has been 6 months, and young bears do a lot of growing and changing in that time. The guesswork we do here is more reliable than guessing fathers, but it is still fundamentally guesswork. There are DNA collection efforts every few years at Katmai, to monitor the genetic diversity of the bears in the area, but not enough bears have had their DNA collected at this point to accurately map most families at this time.
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The vikings with a modern reader who is a astronaut and teaches them about the planets especially earth.
(so basically giving them a world map to so Björn can be mr world wide )
Björn is Mr. Worldwide
or, how the vikings would react to astronomy lessons from an astronaut (these are getting more and more ridiculous by the second but whatever)
Notes: since I had to laugh at Bjorn being called Mr. Worldwide, here is Bjorn at peak pitbull-ification:
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reacting to the concept of not being a flat-earther will be: Ragnar, Lagertha, Bjorn, Ubbe, Hvitserk, Sigurd, Ivar, Ecbert, Alfred and Heahmund
Ragnar
actually believes you
new lands? let's fucking go
finds it absolutely sensible that the stars could be burning orbs
will laugh about Ur/anus
favorite kind of space thing: black holes (so no thing??)
favorite planet: Pluto (yes, that's a planet fuck off)
Lagertha
ur funny
likes to learn about constellations but she'll stay true to her beliefs
nope, no need for space travel here
favorite kind of space thing: Stars, Aurora Borealis
favorite planet: Earth
Bjorn
fascinated
he likes the fact that the universe is endless and we are just tiny in comparison and doesn't find it terrifying at all
tries to mix the science and his religion
favorite kind of space thing: Spaghettification
favorite planet: Jupiter
Ubbe
the Earth ISN'T flat?
we're going on a trip bestie
Floki, build a new boat!
thinks that organizations like NASA are super cool
fav kind of space thing: Nebulae, thinks they have a nice ~vibe~
favorite planet: Mercury
Hvitserk
haha, you're fucking with me, right?
once you convince him it's all real, he falls in love with the concept of space
he's always loved exploring and the idea that there's a whole universe out there fascinates and scares him in equal measure
wants to become an astronaut
favorite kind of space thing: Supernovas
favorite planet: all of 'em
Sigurd
it's a cool concept to him
ooh, whimsical song writing ingredients
likes looking at the night sky and dreaming of escapes from his daily life
favorite space thing: Meteors/meteor showers
favorite planet: Venus
Ivar
fun concept, but his Gods are the real ones
nope, they sound like stories to him
still has faves though
favorite space thing: black holes
favorite planet: Mars
Ecbert
believes you, period
heliocentrism? yes please.
loses it at the concept of the Earth being round
goes feral over space
wants you to shoot him into the sky in a rocket
favorite space thing: stars and nebulae and supernovas and-
favorite planet: Jupiter
Alfred
huh. interesting idea
likes to learn about it
his grandfather told him about the Romans and Greeks and their beliefs so he doesn't think it's too far fetched
his lil niche interest
favorite space thing: Asteroids
favorite planet: Neptune
Heahmund
yeah no
u sound like a witch
JC is coming, repent
favorite space thing: the singular Moon that exists (WoMeN ArE FiCkLe tHinGs - well so is your vow of celibacy)
fav planet: there's only one, you dumbass and it's a disc
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watermelon-converse · 3 years ago
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answer all of them then! no reason to restrict yourself if you wanna do them all 👀 (if you feel like it ofc)
hErE wE gO /pos
1. From one to five stars, how would you rate your writing? (No downplaying yourself!)
hmm, three? four if I’m being serious
2. Why do you write fanfiction
because I’m bored as heck and have way too many ideas
3. What do you think makes your writing stand out from other works?
I get super into it and plan everything out before I start. is insane actually
4. Are there any writers that inspire you?
all of them. Lex, in particular, @your-local-hurt-comfort-junkie-1 , is so good at writing I can’t even TvT
5. What’s the fic you’re most proud of?
an undisclosed Tangled AU that took me two years. It’s not shared yet lol
6. What element of writing do you find comes easily?
banter, no question. It just comes lol
7. What element of writing do you struggle with most?
action omg. I can’t do it XD
8. Which character(s) do you find easiest to write?
happy characters or ones in pain. No inbetween.
9. Which character(s) do you find most difficult to write?
evil characters are hard hhh. I want to make them nuanced! Have depth! If I’m writing fic with a character who doesn’t have that, I’m tempted to put it in, even if I don’t plan to have them in for more that a chapter.
10. What’s your favorite genre to write for?
f- fluff?
11. Who or what do you find yourself writing about most?
tangled heh
12. Tell us about a WIP you’re excited about.
doing a tangled band Au actually 👀
13. First fandom you ever wrote for?
Ramona and Beezus, I was six. Yes no that’s the truth
14. What’s your favorite fandom to write for?
I want to discover more than tangled lol, I’m getting into amphibia fic now
15. What’s the weirdest fandom you’ve ever written for?
ramona and beezus probably
16. Any guilty pleasure trope(s)?
cheese. Anything that is cheesy, be it fluff, drama, etc. you will cringe as you laugh/cry/pine
17. A trope you’ll never, ever write for.
centaur-ification? idk
18. Wildest fic you’ve ever written?
im working on it
19. Do you prefer canon-compliant, AUs, or something in-between?
AUs are so fun! They have so many possibilities while still being typical to the characters
20. Gen fic or shippy stuff?
both; shippy but plot-centric
21. Favorite pairing to write for? (platonic or romantic!)
:sob: cassunzel
and sashannearcy heh
22. Do you listen to anything while you write?
I usually have music on anyway lol
23. Do you prefer prompts and challenges, or completely independent ideas?
independent - it gives me more time
24. One-shots or multi-chaptered works?
one shots are fun and come naturally, but. Longer things call to me
25. Have you ever daydreamed about side adventures/spin-offs from your fic? Tell us about them!
omg yes! But it’s for the long one 👀 do i want to spend another two years doing that 👀
26. Is there anything you’ve wanted to write, but you’ve been too scared to try?
not really
27. What’s the nicest comment you’ve ever received?
once someone told me they would be heartbroken if I stopped writing 🥺
28. How well do you handle criticism when it comes to your writing?
pretty well! I need it lol
29. Have you ever gone outside of your comfort zone for a fic? How did it turn out?
writing for characters Im not good with is hard. I’ve always learned from it, though.
30. Tooth-rotting fluff or merciless angst?
F L U F F
31. Do you have any OCs? Tell us about them!
Nope!
32. Summarize a random fic of yours in 10 words or less.
The Crystal Gems (Old Skool, with Rose) play baseball
33. Is there anything you wish your audience knew about your writing or writing process?
I care so much about my fics - so much aaaaa
34. Copy and paste an excerpt you’re particularly fond of.
from my Owl House fic, Mad but Sad Boy:
“Is that … really a thing? Genuinely good people? People who would make Hunter, not mad or sad, but just … okay?
Maybe even … happy?
He notes how happily Amity Blight talked about Luz. How much laughter there was between the Owl Lady and her pet rat. How much … warmth Hunter gets from this tiny little bird.
“Dang it,” Hunter mutters.
The palisman looks at him gently.
“Wanna go watch some Steven Universe?” Hunter sighs, giving in to his heart for once. For once, all he wants is to feel warm with a friend.
His friend peeps in agreement.
35. Ramble about any fic-related thing you want!
LeX YouR fiC iS bReAkINg mE iN tHe bEsT wAyyYyYyYyYyYyY
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shsl-box-worshipper · 3 years ago
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Secret Santa is BACK
*coughcough* My apologies for being such a disaster with my messages.
It is absolutely ok that you prefer not to give me any topic! That's room for imagination 👍
And OH. I am a lover of angst and fluff too. I love reading things that torn my insides apart lol. So don't worry, nobody's scared here (maybe just my elves, I've got them working 24/7 at this point) 😝
I already have something half cooked for you! Dreamy colors and all. Sounds good?
I'm curious however, what do you like about ShinRan's relationship? 🧐
Hi! Don't worry about being a disaster when it comes to the messaging. I perfectly understand where your coming from (especially since my midterms are like only a couple weeks after Christmas Break). AND FUCK YEAH!!! I honestly love both so much, even though I mainly write Angsty fics. I especially love it when Angst and Fluff is used in the same fic like for example, in one paragraph, some dude's hanging with his friends after recovering from an attempted murder. Next thing you know, WHAM! He's turned into some horror and his friends don't even know as they panic (totally not referencing the planning for one of my fics there. NOPE!)
And awwww, I wanted to be horrifying for just a little while, but oh well (Can I steal your elves FYI? I need to eat SOMETHING in order to get all of the energy for my fics)
And fuck yeah! I honestly don't mind dreamy and trippy colors and the like (also you're implying that you're making fanart which is making me very happy rn). I just REALLY love art in general (and Shinran, which is making foam at the mouth rn because I love the ship way too much).
Speaking of Shinran, you wanna hear my opinions about it?
Well, for one, I really like how Ran and Shinichi are set up. Even though Gosho stuck with the Childhood Friends Trope when writing their romance, I honestly love the trope when it's well-executed. And it's done pretty decently here. Outside of the heavy graphic mutual pining, you honestly get a sense of how well they jive at being best friends. Which is honestly the step I wish some ships took to make their ships more realistic because it's so crucial for the characters to understand how well they could survive around each other NORMALLY as just friends. Because there are some ships that jump straight into shipping the characters straight from a really complex hateful, but completely canon and realistic rivalry/enemy-ship to an ooc or completely toxic romance (*LOOKS DIRECTLY AT KOMAHINA CUZ THAT'S THE EXACT REASON WHY I HATE THAT SHIP!*)
And once things start rolling the ball with the whole APTX shrinking, Ran gets really worried about Shinichi. So much so that she starts trying to figure out what happened to him, only to end in a suspicion arc that ends with Conan concealing his identity once again. Which I honestly love. Cuz usually these arcs are so angsty and painful at the same time, because you can see the pain Shinichi's Cone-ification has inflicted on both sides of the relationship, but at the same time, you know Conan can't reveal himself.
However, once the antidote comes into play, things start finally rolling for the relationship, and it's honestly one of my favorite parts about Shinran. Sure, IRL, it takes like a couple years before they move to the next milestone, but in Canon, it's only been a few months. Which is really fast considering how slow relationships develop normally, ESPECIALLY IN JAPAN! However, it isn't going so fast that it's completely out of the realm of possibility. Plus, the urgency fits with how Shinichi can be only around so much before he turns back into Conan, and the fact that Ran is completely clueless when it comes to his black org fight (I honestly have the theory that at this point, Ran's been thoroughly convinced Shinichi's Conan, and is just waiting for him to tell her WTF HAPPENED THAT NIGHT?!).
And that's not even counting the non-canonical headcanons and theories I have on Shinran's relationship. Both have really crappy parents and they generally gravitate towards each other due to how much they helped one another during their initial parental torments. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MY MENTAL HEALTH HEADCANONS!!! Cuz this ask will probably be three times as long with them. Anyway, I hope you like my Shinran two cents. It's crappy, I know, but there's so much about the ship I like that it's hard for me to put it all in an ask-answer.
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throwingideasatthewall · 4 years ago
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Clone Wars     Shadow      Warriors
            Seas 4
Oh    this-   just    screams      edgy        ...   Whelp
So is Jar      Jar an     adult,       now,?            (Asking because before his    characteri         zation was force of nature to child
Now he    seems to have his own    personality.
Which is fine   if you want to change some details for the sake of a    better story,      (Or to simply      explore         a new       angle,).    Aesthetic
     Just.            need to make sure I’m holding them to the right standard,
    Okay,
   That-         was    relatively     adult,
  Mm
   Um.
   I
 Aight        .           .       Well-
   Wait 
    Did they just call Jar Jar     away from      Cou-ncil-
    .         I mean they are clearly    trying       which          is   some thing       I do       give credit   for-
   Though                The             Tone              Is            Robot-                 Ic-
       (Though that might be int-         entional since it seems to be hinting that this lady is practicing some kind of         mind tricks on him
   (Aka, he’s doing it         under           tox, because we don’t do suspension of choice in     dra-         mat         ic       Me-     -dia,
 S’up
 What?
  I-
  -
   H-elp
Screw my own   accou-   -ntability     -      See that was the correct   -amount of   emotion-
.        Okay        -         Right-
  Sus-       (pic)
    No one noticed the obvious people right there?
  Like not even      Mr. sus         there?
[or are they just so    kind that it’s like   oh yeah we were just talking hate speech     but go right ahead?
Logic?
 There
  Yeah    some shit is definitely going on,
   For sake of argument*     sake, i’m just going to assume that his reaction to      toxic    behavior
*Account     ability-
 Any way
  I-
  I’m still      going to try,
  Despite  you clearly saying you want understood
   Because assumed authority        - and assuming you know better than a person about themselves
     Is totally ok-
     - In this         society
-[Cries        in       sad    “accountability,”     -of-      war,        ]
  Whelp,
  In-    flue-     n      -c      e
 Still an  adult-
  Okay-
 Imagine    it was just a normal necklace     and he pulled that shit-
[Ok for the sake of argument I’m going to assume the necklace is symbolism for toxic influence,
  Being around it         enabling]
  It-         -       His voice voice dropped like         - 6 octaves
     Also I swear if they try to   excuse him      for his actions-
     No
    Mind over matter     -Okay, so they’re not excusing him for his   -actions,
   Me-          an         -       OK so it’s not naturally evil it    just comes down to the users      so that dude was still totally responsible,
  Didn’t    change    - much
    -     Ha-Ha
  Actual     gas     -lighting”
    Also     persuade,            -             Okay,     good not excusing him       from his actions,      -      Thing
The   gaslighting goes deep      -      Also isn’t the Darkside supposed to be      negative over involvement?      -       Aight-         -       -           A-lone
  Oh yeah that’s a great idea let’s just let the  dude that just got gaslighted and completely fell forward go back into the person who did it,
 👍
     Genius     
    (This Jedi Council is fucking                  brilliant)
     Gas-       Light-         Ing
(Note;      Confronting the gas lighter is never the way       to do it       (Inter-             Gen-)          (Excluding accountability of the abuser     (Gen-break           Venting Pro-      Ced- u        re)
 [as you’re usually too angry     to let them get a word in edgewise        And remain;           in control)
  With inter- gen productivity,         They are possibly given       five warnings before         Being          Kick        ed-]
   For the sake of argu-       ment as well       as simplicity-
    We’re stick       -ing with        bas-         ic-
    If someone’s acting toxic        with you, you         reflect and you don’t have to         hang out with anyone         you don’t want to,
    Logic
   This dude      is very clearly making it obvious that    he’s willing to listen to this person,
 And, enabling
“Cl-”
See he’s gaslighting him again      because   he thinks he can get away with it,
With no   accoun-       tability-
 (Or the small bit      this society      believes      in     which is    jail,”
Wr-
Oh!
 Is he a     Gungan      Jedi?
  Also,
  You Don’t  
    SAY!
(The repeated Gaslighter      who has shown multiple times to be     toxic,       Was toxic,    (And prepared to use any means to      subvert the         will? 
Prize  for the  most   in  competent      Je      di
 Like,        Serious-         (Really had to put those two    accoun  t-      ability- cells      to good -    use-”
(For   matting       issue-)
  The writer just saving us the effort of him coming downstairs -all feckin- weird, and the   obvious    “should’ve seen that coming,     “
   ?             ha-ha
    What?
Oh yeah       no the creepy magical stuff wasn’t enough of a      fecking clue in-
  Appar-
   Whelp-
  He   snapped out of that quick-
  Like didn’t even need a      reverse- mind trick
   Good for      him-
   And - actual-     nar-    rative-        -
   Whelp,
   Wreck-ing      -house
       Okay, but how do you think this is going to look to the general public like two Jedi,( very good at persuasion -    mind tricks’ -just showed up, now they’re leader and said Jedi are wreck-ing one of their minster’s houses-  
     One who could’ve     feign-           ed lack of support for the        war
     Like if this is a     set up-  
 the chips-      are about to fall,
 Da-
Okay, seriously how obviously evil,    was this person?
Like we have a weird creepy room,     The robots apparently hanging from the    chandelier    (eck)         And      the knife
   Like if this person      ever-       went-   through a checkpoint
   Also,        Oh-
    That-
   (That     really        does not      look good,)
    Bo-ss
   Yeah,       she clearly has    medical experience,
 (Also yeah    that’s really going to make it    better-”
 Oh yeah the    senator was      seen trying to clean up the      evidence-
    Well the Jedi ran out     full sword’s- a blazing
    (Instead of you know the       Senator chasing after him,         While the peacekeeper stayed behind and tried to        tend to the person,]
   Great     -        -       Or    Not-
Well- tensions    just got raised,
  Of,
 Ai.     Ght, 
 Whelp,
(Okay, no way he’s totally not dead      but sure-)
 A-i-
  -
 Whe-
   That-       sucks-          -         Un-     Con-cious
    That-   doesn’t tell me anything else-
   Like;        Critical      condition?
   D-usk
   Li-terally       no one else?
    (Like don’t get me wrong I’ve been a pretty big Jar-jar fan ever since the change-)
   But really, the Senator, the person that spends the most time away from your - planet
   That’s the person,     they trust the most?
  Ai-
  Hm-
Oh yeah just put on the deadly leaders hat-
   The rese-mblance-
   Not really?
   I mean all humans technically    look the same-
  But-
 Pretty sure Jar jar is a lot      scrawn-         thin        -er
    Also if they’re not going to listen to him as him       they’re not going to listen to him      as he pretends to be their (dead) leader
Also, please don’t go with the      liar revealed plot,
    Yeah no, they have completely different kind of light.   tones,
     The face structure-
    Co-mpletely         different-
     -
   Nope
 -Dead
 Di-ssent
  Agree
   I-
   OK yeah I’m just gonna go over the fact, that as previously state,  I am not a huge fan of the liar revealed plot-
    -or lying
  (No because it’s- unrealistic-    - or there’s anything wrong with it
  -people do lie
     -maybe because of how overdone and             poorly done it’s been,
             -With the liar getting off Scott free without any                  weight
               But I really don’t like this               plot-
-And    the   skip    button    maybe   used     ad-     nausuem-   -
       [Well- shit       [for reference; I was using the skip button ad nausuem when I randomly stopped at the part      with    Greivous
        Things just got a whole lot worse]
         [Tumblr             Refresh]       -
   Any        Way,
   Aww,     That’s kind of nice the    friendship and reliance       the dude has on      Other-        Half            -         Yes        ‘Boss       Leoni’        when someone gets         tox         you leave-        - In a      - relation          ship-  
      Also yeah he’s definitely not       ‘Boss         Leoni’            -            He would’ve stayed and tried to take the    tox
 (Aka Jar-jar is less ena-     bling, les-        tox-     And     Doesn’t       Take        It        For          Much        More.            Than            He            Has               To,
        (He’s   les   -s
      Dyfun.  -c)
      Okay
       Good            Job     -     Also - yeah   how’d you manage that         -         That-
Didn’t get   car   ried up the chain of   com-     mand-        -            Then again Gri-   evous has shown to be a pretty   shit boss.     -      So I can’t blame these guys    for being like yeah compl-      ete stranger     I will totally      take a nap       -right    ,now-         -      You        kinda      have      sticks-        -    [The rain is   really    nice,]
[is this the first time we’ve seen them use active     particle effects      for the camera?
  Either way       it’s really        nice            -
Oh,
They’re    
electric     sticks,
That makes   sense
[- bet     ter      for      Figh     t-      In-       g-
Stop one     1v1     -ing-        It
    I
  W-h
   Again this is what happens when you 1v1 it    and    don’t assume accountability-     - -   
 [Don’t fight a metal cyborg with metal sticks when you’re not prepared to take it, full way,)
   I-
  [I feel like this is supposed to be some    big build up but they only shared like one scene where dude was completely silent,]
  Like,
   Sacr-ifice
    Die to take someone out with you
[Great
  Now
   Ouch]
   Are   they actually going to kill off      grievous because this isn’t look-ing    too    - good      -         Shit-
 Dude-      is still not dead-       -       How?        -          Whelp-           -          Oh,    hey      where the fuck    did you come      from,
 I-           Ack.      Br-u-      Tal
W-el
 -       Un         -         M           -              Plan-
“ damn it        he messed up the       script-,           -Pal   - patine
     Cap-
    Prison   break-
   Also yeah     that’s probably like        a vacation    for him-
 Given     how toxic these assholes     are           -            Ex- change           -           Damn             Ship      per-
      Also screw the 150 or how many other                 sena   -tors        -       Only     Amidala           -      matters          -          A-       ight-     -      Also, dude knows where everyone’s      lair,      Is,
 Like he pissed off Grievous with    -his
 Now he’s just chilling in this      dude’s    sipping earl gray       Or-      Some        Shit-
  Him
  Okay
 Getting a little    ahead of yourself     episode-       -       O k
    I
   Hearing this,  Skywalker doesn’t immediately run back      shout        -ing      nope-        - -       Because, to my knowledge the speaking at      room volume,
  Not    whispering        and the distance        isn’t enough to      -explain it             -            Ai          -   -           Wel-             -      There goes one        min-ion-             -             Droids are apparently    expensive enough to      chastise    Grievous          over-
  But sen-tient - beings are        a dime’     a ‘dozen-
    (Also    gaslighter’s.     don’t give a shit about        you     dear,       God,
  The Painful     dramatic-        irony-
 *tra-      gic-      Wh-      -Oa
 Ai     -     Ri-
  An
  Wh-     -elp,
   You know if it wasn’t for the exposure     earl-        ier   
I would assume they would think that the Jedi was just killing all their Im-por-        tant- elected officials
     Why?
     Wh-at
    He’s right.    -         But dude- that’s pretty      ham fisted-
   I mean-
  How many episodes          (and       possibly        seasons-)      do we have to            go-            - -     Anakin-       is a dick    to lanterns-       -        Also the random theme of the     bots-      coming out of nowhere-    continues-       -     St     -op-          -        Wh-       elp-
    .
    ?         (He          live?)
      I-
      ?
  Good           Play-
     Ah-
    To-
       Oh, yeah,       He’s alive we’re not going to bring that up in any      mention-able way?
      Ike
    Wh     e     l-      p
     Oh           -     That was   -nice-
   You deceived everyone and lied to all          our people,  you’ll make a great      leader,
   Or a great council/    committee leader considering that they do have an open position          ,            Best
I like that they had one bad ass fall and had it replace-d by Dooku being particularly bad-ass       -          In his      place-
In the trade off near the end really speaks to the     frag-ility of war
   I thought-
   It was pretty al-right    Though it really did seem like     - they were trying to build up to something but the structure unfortunately        just didn’t support it,
   Which is unfortunate because they do seem like      bits- that could’ve been nice
   Like Jar-jar being a constant       peacekeeper-
   The underwater        nations-
     Wars be-           tween          - Those               Dude’s
   And that    general guy      -        Who seems to be like he was supposed to be this     - really big deal
 [probably intended to do something      massive in the previous       arcs,]
    But, here,    all he did was that one scene,
    [Would’ve worked better if he was like this Re-       Public Gen-       Er          Al-
    To the      shark guy-
     And Akbar,
     Was just like the resident         enforcer-
     Or something to do with the       prince
    I think it would’ve really worked better with the concept of        ‘being taken’        under,               As well that possibly being a good contrast between     Jar Jar         binks          And        Char-        If Jar- jar got promoted-        With Char being eager at first but then realizing he just         can’t-          And Jar- Jar being reluctant at first but realizing he      can-
   [Note; assumed authority is bad,         Just- some people are better at using it for venting         than others)
   Nope boomers vs throw-         it-back, boom-
       I-
     And it really did feel like this episode       -should’ve been the split one 
   Nearing the end- it started to feel like the 1st-       part of a second ep-
    Which is fine
    Just cut-        of-
   Episode all around being al-right, with just several parts that didn’t make quite sense including the emphasis on the general for that one scene,
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greentrickster · 5 years ago
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An Ace in Time: Edgeworth
Was thinking about Edgeworth in the An Ace in Time AU, here’s what I have for him as far as backstory goes in regards to what’s happening with him up to the point Phoenix becomes a noodle ghost himself:
He died partway through the resolution of the DL-6 resolution case, whether Manfred got to him or someone who felt he had wronged them/their family (justified or not) did, he ended up dying a day or so in, and he was such a mess of emotions at that point that he came back as a vengeful spirit that just... didn’t want anyone near him, go away, they were all right to call him a demon, he’s a mess of terror and self-hate. Phoenix, in a very on-brand move, is the only one who has the courage to approach him and repeats his plea from before, let me defend you. Miles says the only reason Phoenix isn’t afraid is that he has a protective amulet on (the magatama - reveals lies and protects you from evil spirits!). Phoenix promptly hands it off to Maya all, “Nope, I don’t care, I don’t care that you’re dead, I don’t care that you’re all dangerous and scary, you’re innocent and I’m going to prove it.”
And he dang well does (and makes history as the first person to ever defend a vengeful ghost in court (not to mention have said ghost cooperate and behave the entire time), and also the first person to help a vengeful spirit find peace by winning a court case for them).
After this, Edgeworth just... sort of hangs around. He’s a ghost now, so emotions work a little differently - after receiving the closure of that trial and about his father’s death he’s just... not vengeful anymore. He’s at peace. He just hasn’t moved on yet (Maya personally blames Nick, weird stuff always happens around Nick). Sometimes he still helps out at the Prosecutors’ Office (there’s a handful of people there who are of the opinion, ‘Well he didn’t stop being an amazing lawyer just because he died, might as well get his input on this”), usually can be found wandering around the Peoples’ Park - he didn’t get to spend a lot of time outdoors before, so he’s enjoying it now. Also hangs around the Wright & Co office at times (Phoenix and Maya especially encourage this in the summer - ice powers = cold just wafts off of him if he lets it = more effective and cheaper than an air conditioner, just put on some Steel Samurai reruns and he’ll stay put until you turn them off again).
He’s a lot more mellow now, his baseline setting is ‘at peace,’ so he tends to be quite calm (this often just means he’s more likely to give you a sassy look or skeptical snort than verbally roast you unless you did something that’s really worth commenting on). He still hasn’t fully recovered from everything he suffered in life, but from his perspective these things went from “bleeding wounds” to “mostly healed scars” in a matter of moments. The emotional scars are still there, he’s not ready to talk about or deal with their existence yet, but they don’t hurt anymore, so for now he’s mostly enjoying not having to carry all that guilt and pain.
If he’s too badly scared, he’ll freeze himself into the middle of a giant lump of ice - it’s not on purpose, he just does it, can’t hurt him if you can’t get to him!!! ...sometimes he’ll also do this when he just doesn’t want to bother with people, nope, not socialing, can’t make me, I’m dead and in a block of ice, so there. How fast the ice melts depends on how much he wants it to - could be a couple minutes, could be a couple hours. Earthquakes are very much an ice-cube-ification trigger.
To the touch, he feels much as he did when alive, just colder. He has no idea why he has a crown as a ghost, this lack of knowledge vaguely annoys him, and frankly he’d rather stick with ‘demon prosecutor’ rather than this new ‘king of prosecutors’ moniker people have come up with, he never even won that award-?!
Most of the places where he’d be prosecuting if he was alive, he’s replaced by Franziska in this world. She prosecutes the cases and Miles just... shows up from time to time when he’s needed. Sometimes it’s to help Fran, sometimes it’s to help Phoenix, occasionally it’s just to judgmentally observe and apply bandaids and frozen compresses after everything’s gone south. He didn’t go to Kurain at first because, dude, these ladies specialize in channeling and banishing spirits - probably not a good place for him, plus he might catch on fire or something just setting foot there. Then Phoenix pulls his dang stunt with the bridge and Miles just... appears at his bedside and it’s like, “Welp, guess I’m here and not on fire, time to help out.” (It turns out that there is literally no law saying a non-vengeful ghost can’t practice law, Maya is so upset she missed all this once Phoenix fills her in).
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animebw · 4 years ago
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Binge-Watching: M3: The Dark Metal, Episodes 13-15
In which, at long last, this show finally becomes bad enough to be entertaining.
Ow, The Edge
At this point, I think it’s safe to say I’ve officially given up on M3. From start to finish, its first twelve episodes were a thoroughly miserable experience, exemplifying all the worst writing techniques I’ve seen in anime fused together in an unholy amalgamation of suck. And now, we don’t even have the decency of the genuinely excellent first OP to help us weather the storm. So imagine my surprise to be rounding the halfway point of this show and realize that I’m... well, interested isn’t the word. God, interested is so not the word. But I can’t help but admit to a kind of... perverse fascination, let’s say. This show has pissed me off so much as this point that I genuinely don’t know if it’s even capable of pissing me off anymore. But god help me, I almost want to see it try. I almost want to see just how proudly, ignorantly, ridiculously bad this show can get. I don’t want to just sink into numbness and spend the second half feeling the life drain from me, I want to revel in this show’s awfulness. Because at this point, that’s the only survival mechanism I have left. M3 has taken so much from me already, but I refuse to let it take away my capacity to feel.
And already, the second half’s giving me plenty of garbage to chew over. And all of it centers around Akashi’s reaction to Sasame’s death and Pod-ification. Which, first off all, how fucking shitty is it that Sasame doesn’t even get to die on screen? We aren’t even allowed the dignity of watching her make that fatal choice except in flashbacks after the fact, that’s how cheaply this show treats her. Not to mention how fucking ridiculous it is that as we keep stacking up new Super Robots, it has taken us until episode fourteen for one of the female characters to be one of the Super Pilots piloting them. For fuck’s sake, we got three shitty, boring dudes in these super important roles before Mahmu’s given a chance to stand among them. What about Raika, the skilled test pilot who we saw kicking ass in a robot back in the first episode? Shouldn’t she, at least, have enough experience to be part of the first wave of LIM special ops? But nope, clearly the dangerous rapist psychopath deserved to pilot the soul of the girl he psychologically bludgeoned to death was clearly the more logical option. And the shitty scientist character has the gall to act like Emiru’s soul rejecting him was some big surprise. Yeah, who would’ve thought a rapist and his victim might not exactly get along. I swear, this show is so fucking callous about the feelings of its female characters it’s pathetic.
So Much Lol
But forget that shit, we’re here to talk about Akashi. Because following Sasame’s death, Akashi descends into, quite frankly, the most entertainingly over-the-top bout of impotent man rage I think I’ve ever seen. Jesus Christ, that was actually entertaining. Watching this smarky, jaded jackass completely lose his shit because his precious waifu died actually put a smile on my face. He just utterly falls apart screaming and crying like the insecure, needy incel manchild he is, and it’s great. Just listen to him wait about how he’s “had enough of being protected” as he smacks demon crows out of the sky, because the thought of being protected by the helpless damsel he was dead-set on saving himself makes him lose his goddamn mind. He’s such a wreck that Fake Sasame is able to completely fool him by acting out his own perfect little redemption fantasy. Here before him is a Sasame in skimpy clothes who dotes on him endlessly, does the cliche “sexily rip my clothing to make a bandage for you” deal, sticks her ass out when she climbs on the carousel, falls in such a way that he lands on top of her with her torn dress splayed out and revealing her goodies to the world, and he just fucking falls for it hook, line, and sinker. It’s so shamelessly shitty that it’s honestly kind of hilarious.
But even that’s nothing compared to his dream about Minashi cucking him. Yes, this really happens. He has a melodramatic sadboi dream about Minashi groping Sasame and kissing her in front of him with epic tragedy music playing in the background as they both say it’s for his own good, and it’s the funniest fucking thing ever. I don’t even know if M3 is somehow intentionally holding Akashi’s incel brain up for ridicule or if it’s just this lacking in self-awareness about who its protagonist really is. But one thing’s for sure: this show finally got so abysmal it managed to make me laugh from the sheer spectacle of it all. And I can’t see that as anything other than an improvement.
Odds and Ends
-It is uncanny how similar to Guilty Crown this metallic menace feels. I should’ve known right away that wasn’t a good sign, tbh.
-No, fuck you, you don’t get to make the scientist funny after all the shit he pulled. Fuck you.
-Okay, that’s just odd. If the fact that they were spirited away was supposed to be secret, why just casually reveal it then? If it was okay to talk about, why did no one ever tell them?
-Seriously, are we ever gonna fucking find out how Mahmu’s writing stories into reality? This can’t just be a poetic plot device for reconciliation.
-...okay, I don’t know why we’re chilling in the Eva Finale Theater Pocket Dimension, this time with Big Glowy Tree. But it’s probably stupid.
-”This wench was with the Corpse.” EXCUSE THE FUCK SUBTITLES I DON’T THINK THAT’S THE CONTEXT YOU WANT
-BITCH THAT WAS FROM THE FIRST OP YOU CAN’T FLASHBACK TO A SCENE IN THE OP THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE SHOW WHAT
God help me, this show is wretched. Oh well, see you next time!
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ryouverua · 6 years ago
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Trial 5 - So about that one thing... (1)
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WILL THE ROBOPHOBIA NEVER CEASE FOR EVEN A MOMENT -
Investigation 1 / 2 - second half is where I put my own theories that I penned before playing the trial. 
and man was I proven wrong almost instantaneously lmao - but I’m getting ahead of myself. On with the show!
Poor K1-b0, honestly. He had such a great epic speech planned, totally interrupting Monokuma’s normal opening for the trial -
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- only for Monokuma to completely undercut him, aka the opening of this post. 8′D You’ll prevail over robophobia one day, K1-b0! One... day....
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Good luck trying to pull that on Maki, though. 8′D
H-Hm. The fact that you’re asking that means that you’re either putting on a really good act right now, or I am so very, very wrong right out the gate. But with that said, where is the sixth person? Maybe that’s what I should call them, honestly. The Sixth Person. The Unknown Loudmouth who thrives off others’ attention. The Mysterious Purple Boy Wonder. ‘K’, if you will.
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omg they... have question marks... on their faces.... Now this is definitely a first. So we’re actually going to go the whole trial without either of them, huh. Sure, one of them being gone I was half-heartedly prepared for, but both? Damn.
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I’m 99% sure ‘Never let a good crisis go to waste’ is like Monokuma’s theme or something.
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They are?! Have they been hiding in here the whole time??? That... is actually a really good hiding place? Though I have no idea how they’d be able to get down here before a trial was called...
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There’s that same base assumption: Culprit = Mastermind = Kokichi. But what if one of those isn’t true? Or, well, two? Could it be Culprit = Mastermind? Or Culprit = Kokichi? Or just... well, neither?
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Man, just... the fact that you’re trying to shut down discussion really lends itself to suspicion. I don’t think I’m drawing the wrong conclusion by saying she was the one who cleaned up after the fact, but I suppose the option of her outright killing Kokichi or mercy-killing Kaito is still a possibility? I still don’t think she’s the culprit because I don’t think she was able to get in until after the crossbow shots were fired (aka let in by Kaito) but...
Or... or if she found Kaito dead already, from illness, and then crushed the body to frame Kokichi for it... but if she thought he was the mastermind, then she would think he’d have control of the full trial and would know that selecting him as the culprit would be the wrong answer, right??? Yeah okay following that idea to the end was pointless in the end but at least I got it out of my system. >3> I also don’t think she would disrespect Kaito’s body like that tbh unless she had to, so...
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Oh man are we going to get an end-of-trial reveal then? I’m just gonna be vibrating anxiously in my seat then, I suppose. look Sweetcheeks we’re in sync again!
Aaaah, the class is so small now... I mean, we don’t even have the sixth person we should have. This is sixth chapter-levels of small. what is with the number six showing up all of the sudden
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I had to grab this screenshot because tell me this doesn’t give off the impression of a sniper scope lens! Maybe that’s just me? I just really like taking a moment to appreciate the design of the text in the trials ~
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I didn’t think this was going to come up so early!
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And the one to the back looks bad.... Was it just dripping, or do those correspond with the drag marks? It seems to imply that they do...
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Shuichi and I are all about those implications and circumstantial evidence lol
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Meanwhile Maki is all about that supposed ‘direct’ evidence. Which, you know, fair! .... is what I would say if I didn’t think she was participating in a cover-up. But the motive behind the coverup... just saying ‘she wants to save Kaito’ isn’t really good enough for me, because that means she’s forfeiting everyone else’s lives in the process of the trial proceeds by its own rules - which it seems to be doing.... And, yeah, everything outside is gone, and she did agree to mercy-kill everyone before they saw the flashback light, but -
Oh, that’s an interesting thought. Kaito overthrows Kokichi, accidentally killing him in the process thanks to Maki’s poisoned arrows. Kaito succumbs to illness, or is going to in short order. Monokuma AI is still up and running, and Maki thinks it’s just because it can run independently of Kokichi, maybe? So she takes advantage of it in order to mercy-kill everyone like Gonta (and maybe Kokichi) wanted last chapter, while letting Kaito die without anyone else thinking he was a murderer? Is this her using her Ultimate Assassin ability in the most compassionate way she can, maybe?
I.... don’t know if I’m 100% satisfied with that answer... but it is an answer..........
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It’s not a question of wants, my dear Sweetcheeks - she needs to push this narrative. The real question is if she actually believes it herself.
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i thought the answer was bloodstain whoops
Thank goodness there wasn’t. 8′\ I don’t think even Danganronpa could stylize the gruesomeness out of that.
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OI MAKI WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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“You think that comment about ‘the last time you touched a woman’ was bad? I’m going to show you that I can eviscerate you without even lifting a finger.”
Maki is a force to be reckoned with, damn.
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ANYONE COULD BE WEARING THOSE CLOTHES! EVEN ME!
too soon? .... yeah okay
ARE THEY.... SERIOUSLY... ARGUING ABOUT HIS FASHION SENSE.... DID MAKI JUST IMPLY SHUICHI DOESN’T KNOW KAITO AT ALL AFTER ALL THIS TIME
I’M LAUGHING HOW MANY SHIP WAR TRIALS ARE WE GOING TO HAVE why can’t we all just ot3 in peace guys
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They are low-key fighting about who knows Kaito the best down to how he dresses himself I cannot believe -
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“HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY ENCYCLOPEDIC KNOWLEDGE OF MY BOYRFRIEND BRO!!”
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“Have you ever considered he was wearing it like a cape like an absolute no-taste madman? Or reverted to the ‘tied around waist’ trend?  When you two broke up, it changed him, Shuichi - it changed him!”
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“Just like Kokichi Imeanwhat, you didn’t hear me say that, nope -”
also too soon probably
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Defeat... but how does this defeat him? The theory I have addresses why she would be so determined/have more knowledge than she’s letting on, but it definitely doesn’t neatly answer how implicating him as the culprit would ‘defeat’ him outside of letting Kaito out unscathed. :x
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Oooh, are we going to address that point now? I feel like once we’ve resolved that, we’ll be ready to start breaking things down into easier-to-solve chunks!
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Oh... um... o-okay but -
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WAIT REALLY? WE’RE REALLY DOING THIS?!
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OH!!!!
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OOOOOH HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!
S-SHROEDINGER’S MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM?!?!
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WAIT WHAT
I JUST FUCKING SCREECHED -
WHAT?!?!
 KAITO JUST
WHAT?!?!?!
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WHAT?!?! AFTER ALL THAT WE’RE JUST - IT’S JUST - HIM?
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WHY ARE *YOU* SHOCKED
or is this a ‘WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE YOU REVEALING YOURSELF’ moment?!
“YOU DUMBASS THIS WASN’T PART OF THE PLAN -”
actually oooh she said ‘Momota’ without an `ific behind it - is that a first, or did I only just notice now?
Edit: I’ve been corrected, she’s apparently not used it for a while now. I’m not surprised I just didn’t notice until now. 8′D
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I.... I don’t even know what to think right now.... I thought I’d come up with something good in terms of why it was Kaito and not Kokichi, thinking it would be maybe a twist for partway through the trial or something, but then??? he just fucking busts in 15 minutes late with whatever DR’s equivalent of Starbucks is like ‘WHAT UP GUYS WHAT DID I MISS?’
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?!?!?!
HOLY SHIT AGAIN
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can I just say I really appreciate Hiro Shimono right now holy crap
ALSO YOU KNOW, JUST THROWN ANOTHER GENERAL ‘HOLY CRAP’ ONTO THE PILE MY HEAD IS SPINNING RIGHT NOW
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I WANT TO HEAR THE ENGLISH EQUIVALENT OF THIS
but I just heard Kokichi scream something along the lines of (and I’m totally going to butcher this with my limited knowledge, I apologize):  “ORE WA SHIMASEN! MINNA WO AISHITERU KARA!” Isn’t that along the lines of ‘I won’t [die], I love all of you?” or ‘Everyone loves me?” or something? man I’m totally butchering this aren’t I lol please feel free to correct me
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As for the english reference we have a confirmed Sinatra fan among us - that’s some pretty great taste you’ve got there, kiddo! hey maybe the japanese one was a detective conan ED ref or maybe I’m just reaching as usual
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U-Uh I don’t know about that? I find the exisals pretty impressive, personally. I bet Tsumugi is secretly fangirling as an big mecha!anime nerd.
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Good question, tbh - why did Kaito’s voice come out of the exisal? I’d consider the idea of them both being in there, but... but we discovered a body, right? And bloodstains? Unless an old body was reused (and there’s precedence in the series for that), but I don’t know how they would manage it???
Also I’m mad at myself WHY did I accidentally delete the ‘cracker’ cap, japanese Kokichi literally just said ‘cracker’ out loud and it was amazing!!!
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THIS REALLY IS GOING TO BE SHROEDINGER’S MECHA
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..... I.... DAMN IT THAT IS A GOOD REASON. Fine, you win this round, K.
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I MEAN... YEAH....
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oh shit you did what now
YOU HAVE IT ON CAMERA?!
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UM?!?! NO, CAN WE NOT?!?!
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Oh.... Oh no.
I have questions about why the video sped up for a moment and also why he isn’t moving at all (is he??? dead before being placed there???)  but I’m going to push them to the side for a moment because
oh.... no. I DIDN’T WANT TO SEE THAT ASDFKLJSDF D:
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Oh dear :(
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how many love interests must this boy be forced to watch die damn it
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eatersgrin · 3 years ago
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Have No Fear Of Perfection
Chapter 3 - Simple Man
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The look on Karin Normandy's face was one of absolute horror as the shimmer in the air of the testing chamber Ray once stood in was now empty save a haze of gray and brown that stayed in the vague shape of her charge.
"Temperature and pressure gauges suggest young Raymundo can withstand a terrib-" the heroine, Relic Quarry, shot the Senior Technician from the PRT a scathing glance as he spoke, "-ly fantastic amount of pressure. He appears terr- ifically durable in this form at least."
Arkady casually twisted a couple dials then tapped a button on the testing console, "The atmosphere of the chamber is reset Ray. Feel free to resume your physical form."
Relic Quarry watched the test subject solidify back into his hoodie and warmup pants clad human form. As she studied him, while he was straightening his clothes, she noticed him scratching his forehead a bit more than a casual scratch. She turned to test subject's guardian, "So, Karin, ahh you said he could travel while in that form?"
Karin nodded assent in response, still not one for words at the moment.
"So he's a Shifter-Mover with a Breaker subtype?"
Arkady put his hands on the small of his own back, his gut thrust forward a bit, and a light popping could be heard, "No no, dearest hero. Shifter is old term. Ray here possibly exhibits Changer-Vreaker-Mover classifications. We'll specify as tests and post interview draw to conclusion."
"Ray says he can travel to places he can recall in his head and just -poof- he thinks he's floating slowly but in reality he's travelling a two, three hour road trip in minutes", Karin spoke as she pulled a handkerchief from under her sleeve and dabbed at Ray's forehead as he stepped out of the chamber.
"I think it dried out my skin, it's kinda itchy", his scar covered forehead seemed even more red and enflamed over his eyes.
"Don't pick it anymore, I'll get some ointment from the van for you. Okay?"
Ray's eyes flicked over to the twenty-something brunette heroine with the grenade launcher as she stood near the older Russian man, "Nah, nah, I'm aight. I got this, no worries, Ms Normandy."
"Ah-huh, I'm sure. All the more I'll get it anyway, Ray."
He tuggeddown on his sweater's hood, "Oy, you're killing me here."
Karin chuckled a moment then sighed, "Just be careful it's - dangerous."
"Arkady said she uses non-lethal-"
"The tests, The Tests, Ray. Focus, we're here to see what you can do but safely. Call out if you feel any discomfort or pain or unease."
"Ahh, my ears alight with warmth, I hear young Ray call me and Arkady has returned."
Ray noticed the Technician's manila folder under his arm definitely thickened with more paper print outs as he left the console behind and proceeded to a new corridor, the rest of their group following.
"So this a pass-fail kinda testing or -"
Relic Quarry interrupted, "No, some of this equipment was meant to test industrial and scientific materials for military and civilian aeronautics projects a long time ago, so the results will be scanned and sent to the PRT servers and the heroine Dragon for thorough data analysis and give us insight to your powers and their effects- especially your durability and what type of form you take."
"Is phase shifting, quantum matter state. Very low threat, like a one, maybe two", Arkady chimed in.
"I, on the other hand, think your molecules diffuse and reduce your air resistance which allows you to travel quickly with either little energy expenditure or a massive energy draw. Considering how your clothes, which seem new, transformed and returned to their same form with no obvious deformity due to Manton Effect says you could be somewhere in the range of a six to eight depending on your power's encumbrance."
"Yes, yes, Quarry, numbers are numbers but I say phase shifting from solid to gaseous-plasma state."
"Nope, he's definitely moving so fast he's dodging the air molecules. And as a PRT liaison from the Protectorate numbers definitely matter to the public."
"Eh."
"Arkady Kuznetsov, do not 'eh' me. I have a patrol after this and I'm dragging a Ward with me so do not tap dance on the last few fu- feelings I have left to give with immaturity", the heroine crossed herself and kissed the black painted large, wooden beads that served as the sling for her grenade launcher.
"Okay we leave it to Professionals upstairs, I am just Senior lowly technician and you carry gun and very big knife", the older man smiled again with just the lower half of his face.
Karin turned to look at Ray as their escorts bantered, Ray simply shrugged and threw up his hands quietly baffled.
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Unease was exactly what he felt when the robotic drone approached Ray in the current testing arena. His eyes darted around seeing scorch marks, gashes, slashes, and recently filled impact sites on nearly all the surfaces around him. With a sigh he pulled his hoodie off, bundled it into a ball and granny tossed it towards the least scorched corner of the testing area.
"Can't I just let Relic Quarry fire some rounds at me, maybe? Please?" Ray said as he leaned slightly away from the approaching robot.
"Eh, dearest Quarry had to go and retrieve her Ward for Patrol early. And as Ms Normandy's Youth Guard hero representatives are late you will have to deal with Ms Dragon's practice drone interim."
"Ohh, then robots make uneasy. Tapping out here, Sir."
Ray attempted to walk away from the drone and it quickly spat a wad of white containment foam securing one of his new shoes to the padded floor.
"Pretty sure that robot cheated, aaaaand ruined my new shoes."
"Fight! Win! Go go, Ray!" Arkady mimed throwing punches before turning back to the monitor bank.
The drone reared back like a viper about to strike. Ray diffused into his ghost streak form, it now carried a few flecks of white in the lower part of the streak. Ray suddenly appeared in the rear most section of the arena and the drone launched several wads of foam that passed through Ray and stuck to the wall and floor.
"So what can Ray do in that - that state if things pass through him and he can't touch them?" Karin asked Arkady.
"Well this is his time to learn. Possibly intangible coupled with immense speed, well he can easily sneak about. In the future a color shifting costume could serve for camouflage in field work, something of ambush specialist, ahh a spy to follow suspects, or scout position for PRT or a Ward team, eh?"
The streak zipped through the drone, Ray appeared behind it in his physical form and kicked the drone. His containment foam covered foot connected to the drone's chassis. It spun and the force of the spin pulled at the foam and carried Ray off his one foot he stood on.
"Maybe Ray could go University or learn a trade, eh?"
The floating robot sagged under the weight of the scarred teen and Ray's body kept trying to diffuse but the foot connected to the bot refused to change.
"Uhh, is calling Uncle an option at this point?" Ray asked as he lay on the floor and the drone slightly dragged the teen.
"In programming of drone there is no stalemate so until only one of you is completely done it stop."
Wads of containment foam expanded near his head and shoulders as the drone kept moving and attempted to spin to get a better angle to secure Ray.
He felt the tugs from the bot over and over with the sight of the expanding foam filling his vision. Ray's thoughts raced back to the night of the Endbringer attacked.
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The massive ice chunk filled Flaco's vision when he looked back over his shoulder. The coming cold leeched the heat from the air around him, the icy waters that pushed it spattered the back of his leg as the other stretched forth and futilely pulled him forward.
When the ice and water collided with his back he felt the shock run its course to his still breaking heart. In that moment the dark sky opened it's great maw and swallowed him whole. Starlight and void served as the stage for what his Mama would call Angelitos, and his Abuelo would call fucked up, as the pair chased and danced across the black celestial ocean of the places scented candles try to describe.
The next thought was the cold on his back gave way to discomfort as the clothes on his body tore free, his vision blurred as moisture and oils on his body wicked away, and the air itself felt thick and clawed at his flesh.
Blinded by pain he kept running until he no longer sensed a thing but the cold pit in his chest before passing out.
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Author's Note: title comes from the song Simple Man by Shinedown. It's basically that song in like all those blue jeans, boots, and heavy duty truck commercials for the past several years. If you've made it this far into the story, thanks a lot. I appreciate it. The 'Perfection' serial is on a few other places like AO3, Fan Fiction Net, Space Battles forums, and Sufficient Velocity forums. Here on Tumblr it has the portrait and landscape art that accompanies specific chapters. In a few more chapters we'll get to the part that establishes it Worm continuity and has Ray start really interacting with Worm's supporting cast. These first 7 chapters setup Ray and his powers.
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United States colleges resuming this fall are putting senior faculty in danger
Galloway reveals his frustration with US universities that are preparing to reopen for in-person classes this fall, amidst the coronavirus pandemic.
Having in-person classes will also put numerous older teachers and senior university professors members at threat of infection, states Galloway.
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United States university presidents and chancellors, enough already.
It’s time to end the consensual hallucination between university leadership, parents, and trainees that in-person classes will resume in the fall. The bold declarations from presidents and provosts are symptomatic of the infections that also pester American leadership and business: exceptionalism that has morphed into arrogance and an idolatry of cash that supplants regard for the commonwealth.
Scott Galloway.
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These statements strike a similar tone to a CEO in the middle of a devastating profits call who demonstrates near-delusional optimism so investors don’t sell shares. The declarations could be translated as: “Parents, please send in your deposits. Nothing wrong here, nope, all great!” A combination of self-aggrandizement and elitism has encouraged American universities that our services deserve indebting generations of young people, and now risking ending up being agents of spread.
Scott Galloway.
The story
The US COVID-19 story is: The infection abates in the summertime, returns in the fall (peak likely not as extreme) as we start administering a recently discovered vaccine, and we’re back to our lives before year end. Nevertheless, it appears COVID-19 didn’t get the memo with our proposed timeline and is indifferent to our optimism.
While universities have a nobler objective than film theaters, professional sports, restaurants, and choir practice, the infection grows similarly in a lecture on Aristotle as in a movie theater, bar, or basketball court.
The highest denominator
While the virus continues to rage, our class are just as safe as our weakest links.
See below, my home house state of Florida:
Scott Galloway.
” Distancing” … have you satisfied young individuals?
Off school
My fourth year at UCLA, I was Interfraternity Council President (not on my LinkedIn profile). As king of the jarheads, I was privy to the tragedy that unfurled every week from the accident of youth, alcohol, and newly found liberty. In the very same year, a Lambda Chi lost consciousness from drinking on the roofing of his fraternity, rolled off into the driveway, and was discovered the next morning in a coma. Our IFC VP (a Phi Kap) got s– y intoxicated at a celebration in Malibu, decided to take a Jet Ski out at 2 a.m., and washed up 5 days later on. Our treasurer (Sigma Chi) hanged himself after his girlfriend declined his marital relationship proposition. Yep, however today’s youth will certainly use masks and keep six feet from each other off school.
Gen Z is without a doubt the age group most likely to be asymptomatic. They are also probably to feel immortal and defy health care guidance. Both physically and psychologically, young individuals are most likely to be super-spreaders.
Letting trainees gather in rooms permanently sealed for temperature control, regardless of masks and distancing procedures, plays like the opening scene of “Contagion 2.” We don’t have innovation yet to sanitize sealed air, or air distributed through a building. Air purifiers aren’t approximately the task
I flew up from Florida to New York City on Wednesday. That day, Governor Cuomo purchased all tourists from Florida to self-isolate, and I’m complying. If this order had been provided simply 8 weeks from now, I would have to miss out on the first class. Twenty-two million trainees enlist in college in the United States every year. Numerous thousands of professors and administrators would be connecting with them on campus. Do the mathematics on the intricacy and the dangers: travel, exposure, sealed air, close proximity.
What I believe will happen
In the next 6 weeks, after getting deposits/tuition, more universities will start announcing they are moving to all online courses for fall.
Parents and students may still decide to send their kids back to school, and make their own choices worrying the threats they can endure with a hybrid experience– online knowing while living on or near campus.
Scott Galloway. The majority of universities will make it through, many will not. This numeration is overdue and a reflection of how intoxicated universities have become on exclusivity and the Rolex-ification of schools, forgetting we’re public servants not luxury brand names.
An awful thing to waste
A crisis is a horrible thing to waste, and there is a huge opportunity.
By leveraging innovation, universities can open a massive boost in the ROI of public universities, which educate two-thirds of university trainees.
Foster parents and citizens
We ‘d like to believe every fall we, professors and administrators, end up being parents (OK, maybe foster parents) to the 22 million students who return to campus each September.
Yet it’s not our parental concern that ought to result in higher openness and management, but our citizenship. American universities are a location where appealing youth can find their success, and fantastic minds find facts that make the world a much better location through research study. When it concerns infection rates, universities are the opponent of R0, not its representative.
We are all tired from this crisis, and the requirement for a go back to typical is powerful. We need to check our optimism, and reembrace our other superpower: empathy. We must ensure that healthy 19- year-olds don’t pass the infection to a more susceptible population.
There isn’t a democracy, Central Bank, heart-lung transplant team, big-tech firm, or kid band that hasn’t been led by a United States university alum. United States universities have actually endured and flourished for centuries. We must play a crucial function, as we constantly have, in detaining, not making it possible for, the greatest health crisis of our age.
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