#moots central 🏘

[nathanbatemanfucker]

currently dying about that interview gifset with oscar - the man doesn't have a filter.

like EXCUSE ME SIR have you ever had a regular conversation in your life or do you just live like this??

but i already know he just lives like that

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

he’s so fucking funny but he needs to be locked up immediately, like truly why is he like this? i know elvira thinks he’s a menace for sure. but i mean it works out for us because we get to witness him being a slut but also oscar PLEASE be normal for once in your life. the fandom is begging.

[nathanbatemanfucker]

SHUT UP, you literally are asking for a divorce at this point

Hobbies include sending Alex things I know she’ll hate in her ask box and waiting for her to inevitably send me divorce papers

[nathanbatemanfucker]

very important things in my brain rn…..thinking about frankie just one night being like “we should get married” and at first you think hes just being romantic but by the end of the week youre doing a little courthouse wedding just because hes dying for you to be “mrs morales”……🫠

this is so important and it’s SO FRANKIE please. i absolutely adore this man and the way he manifests in your mind….also…i wouldn’t…be opposed to you writing this bc��.👀👀

[nathanbatemanfucker]

alex hiii 💗💗 i haven’t talked to you in a bit, i hope you’ve been doing good!!! 🫶🏻

- @greg-montgomery

hiiii fay, i’m so happy to see you in my inbox 🥺! i’m doing alright, trying to make it day but day. how’re you doing my friend?

[nathanbatemanfucker]

i dont need to write a frankie morales fic i dont need to write a frankie morales fic i-…….unless

write it for me, please GOD WRITE IT FOR MEEEEE. i will beg, plead, bargain, barter, WHATEVER.

[nathanbatemanfucker]

being bullied by @doctorstethoscope for expanding my horizons

[nathanbatemanfucker]

hi wife :)

I just wanted to check on you, if your apple teeth were indeed bon, to wish you good morning, and to let you know that thanks to you, every time I see ANYTHING remotely cottage core, I think of your babies.... so here's one for you <3

LUF YA.

jassss, my lovely sweet wife, good morning! i hope you’re having a good Saturday so far <3

my apple teeth did bon and so hard to, this is what i got, it was so delicious

pleaseee i love that you think of them🥺🥺🥺 they’re really infiltrating my brain at all times, and this is so pretty, what an amazing way to wake up! luv youuuuu

[nathanbatemanfucker]

Have a good day love. ❤️

awww thank you, you have a good day too! 🤍

[nathanbatemanfucker]

LMAO ALEX PLZ YOUR TITLE IM CRYING LAUGHING 😭😭😭

Also I’m popping in to say hi and that ily <3

LMFAOOOO, am i wrong tho 🤔😌

and hellooooo, ily2 bestie <3

[nathanbatemanfucker]

I'm loving the makeover, wife!!! 😊 Blue goes well with your eyes, my gorgeous, sweet Softie 😚😚

wifeeeee, thank you my love. if you’re trying to make me blush, it’s working 😚😚

[nathanbatemanfucker]

💌

this brings me literal joy and i hope it does the same for you xoxo 🥰💓💞💝💘💕

they’re both so hot and so lucky, i’d be either one of them 😭😭😭

[nathanbatemanfucker]

yes 😌

:)

[nathanbatemanfucker]

hi alex!! i’m new here, (it’s athena) but it’s so nice to meet you HEHE ❣️💕

Athena!!! hello new friend! i’ve seen you interact with a few others so i thought it was time i follow. so happy to meet you 🥰

[nathanbatemanfucker]

your pfp 😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺 i could CRY he looks so good 🥺🥺🥺🥺

jessss! i have to agree he looks so strong and capable and delicious, i love him sm😭😭

[nathanbatemanfucker]

💌

yeah <3

xoxo

MELYYYYYY….wildest dreams makes him so dreamy and like unreal. i truly have to close my mouth when i watch him because i’ll never be over him. in conclusion yeah <3

[nathanbatemanfucker]

you’re done…you’re done