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SPEAKING OF FALSE ADVERTISING IN COVER ART
LOOK AT THIS
Looks like it could be a decent giant robot film?
WRONG. THERE ARE NO GIANT ROBOTS IN THIS FILM. THEY DON’T EXIST. MAIN CHARACTER WOMAN NEVER HAS A GUN. THERE IS NO GIANT BATTLE. THE SUMMARY ON THE BACK OF THE BOX SAYS:
“A young woman named Scout discovers an ancient spacecraft on Earth left behind by an advanced human civilization, now lost in the distant past. As Scout investigates the ship, she is suddenly transported to the Moon to confront a dangerous mystery, guarded by a race of robotic creatures that now threaten the Earth.”
SHE DOESN’T DISCOVER IT FIRST OF ALL, THE GUY WHO DISCOVERED IT WAS THEIR FRIEND WHO WAS THEN ASSASSINATED AND THEY JUST. NEVER SPEAK OF HIM AGAIN LIKE HE NEVER EXISTED. WE DON’T GET TO THE MOON UNTIL THREE QUARTERS OF THE WAY INTO THE FILM AND THE ROBOTS THEY GIVE US (WHICH ARE NOT THE ROBOTS ON THE COVER ART BTW) DO NOT AT ANY TIME THREATEN THE EARTH THEY ARE GARBAGE AND THIS FILM IS GARBAGE IT IS THE WORST FILM I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I PAID TWO WHOLE USD AT A SECONDHAND SHOP TO WATCH THIS
TO BE FAIR I KNEW AS SOON AS I SAW THE MENU THAT IT WOULDN’T BE GOOD AS IT CONTAINED ONLY PLAY MOVIE AND TRAILER WITHOUT EVEN OPTIONS FOR AUDIO OR SUBTITLES OR SCENE SELECTION
ANOTHER FAIR POINT IS THAT IT MADE ITS HORRIBLE CG OBVIOUS IN THE FIRST TWENTY SECONDS
THE FIRST SCENE DRAGGED SO GD HARD FOR TEN OF THE FILM’S 84 TOTAL MINUTES THAT I KNEW IT COULDN’T POSSIBLY HAVE GONE THROUGH EDITING OF ANY KIND
ok so I should probably have just backed out as soon as I knew it would be bad but I WANTED SOME GIANT ROBOTS BRO AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN GIVE ME THAT
had charles shaughnessy in it tho
no he does not manage to salvage this disaster
in summary it really was a trap
#giant robot#mecha#false advertising#bad movies#bad films#things that feel like they should be illegal but for some reason aren't#I wasted time watching this when I could have been watching stargate atlantis#which had better special effects 12 YEARS before this film was made#venting#DO NOT WATCH IT EVEN IF YOU'RE A FAN OF BAD FILMS#the worst movie I've ever seen#charles shaughnessy#you know what's especially bad? I and almost ANY writer I've ever met could have written a better script#how did this even get made?#moontrap: target earth
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24 gott folk. Månadens gott och blandat innehåller 24 filmer för alla konnässörer av budgetfilm från skräphögen att botanisera bland. Vissa av dem är rentutav bra.
Beastmaster 2: Genom tidsbarriären / Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991).
Okej, men långt ifrån bra uppföljare på klassikern "Beastmaster". Jag har lite svårt för när man plockar "hem" barbar- och fantasyfilm till "vår" värld.
Bloody Mallory (2002) [👍].
Franskt toppraffel, inte genial men helt klart en trevlig överraskning. Rekommenderas.
Bullet Train (2022) [👎].
Kul koncept. Rörig, småtråkig film med topnotch-SFX. Vad får jag för pengarna egentligen Hollywood?
Campa i klaveret (2012) [👍🔁🎭].
Klassiker från Vallarna. Claes Månsson i toppform!
Code 8 (2016) [👍].
Bra kortfilm som trots sin korta längd lyckas vara bättre än många av superhjältefilmerna från Marvel och DC jag sett.
Code 8 (2019) [👍].
Långfilmsversionen av filmen ovan. Man lyckades kanon med att utöka konceptet till full längd.
Cosmos Conqueror, the / Roboteu King (1981) [👎].
Värdelös animerad film från Sydkorea. Töntig dialog med en tillhörande engelsk dubb där "kobåjsigt" lär ha varit den genomgående regin. Bra signaturmelodi, enerverande musik för övrigt.
Dalton Girls, the (1957).
Mjäh. Dålig karaktärsuppbyggad och slätstruken story. Drew Barrymore-filmen "Bad Girls" bygger på den här filmen. Man kan hoppa över bägge med äran i behåll.
Dark Planet (1997) [👍].
På gränsen till bra, och jag friar den hellre än fäller.
Destination Månen / Destination Moon (1950).
Fäkta för livet! / Prince and the Pauper, the (1977).
Headless Ghost, the (1959).
Hon jazzade en sommar (2002) [👍🔁🎭].
Hornet (2018) [👎].
Asylum mockbustern för storfilmen Bumblebee. Och det är det enda positiva som finns att säga om den.
I Dimma Dold (1953) [👍].
Bra svenskt morddrama i Agatha Christie-stil.
Maciste and the Headhunters / Maciste contro i cacciatori di teste (1963).
Är den politiskt korrekt idag? Knappast. Men småskoj barbarfilm från Italien tackar man inte nej till.
Merlin: The Return (2000) [👎].
Störtlöjlig. Man vräker dessutom på med vitt ljus i scenerna att det är på gränsen till whitewashing.
Moontrap: Target Earth (2017) [👎].
Har inte sett filmen den är en uppföljare till.
Quatermass 2 (1957).
Star Knight / El caballero del dragón (1985) [👍].
På sina ställen lite udda, men klart en trevlig film i övrigt.
Sumuru (2003) [👍🔁].
Tarzan den orädde / Tarzan the Fearless (1933).
Teleios (2017) [👍].
Ohh. Lågmäld SF med ett budskap men som inte skriver tittaren på näsan.
Thor the Conqueror / Thor il conquistatore (1983) [👎]
En sådan där film man måste läsa synopsiet efteråt för att få ihop storyn om vad som pågick.
Väldigt många av månadens filmer är fyndade på Prime Video, ett par på Netflix och en hel hög på tuben som vanligt. SVT Play har två representanter. Håller er undan från Cosmos Conqueror och satsa istället på Bloody Mallory eller om man föredrar engelska Dark Planet eller Teleios. Vill man se superhjältefilm men tröttnat på actionsekvenserna signerade Marvel rekommenderas Code 8.
#senast sedda filmer#månadens filmer#Beastmaster 2: Genom tidsbarriären#Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time#Bloody Mallory#Bullet Train#Campa i klaveret#Code 8#Code 8 short#the Cosmos Conqueror#Roboteu King#Dalton Girls#Dark Planet#Destination Månen#Destination Moon#the Fäkta för livet! / Prince and the Pauper#the Headless Ghost#Hon jazzade en sommar#Hornet#I Dimma Dold#Maciste and the Headhunters#Maciste contro i cacciatori di teste#Merlin: The Return#Moontrap: Target Earth#Quatermass 2#Star Knight / El caballero del dragón#Sumuru#Tarzan den orädde#Tarzan the Fearless#Teleios
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MOONTRAP: TARGET EARTH (2017) Reviews and now free to watch online
MOONTRAP: TARGET EARTH (2017) Reviews and now free to watch online
‘One small step for man, one giant battle for a woman.’
Moontrap: Target Earth is a 2017 science fiction film about a long-forgotten ancient spacecraft that is discovered on our planet. Investigations carried out by a young female scientist transport her to the moon whereupon she meets the impressive machines preserving the wisdom of that long lost civilization. The movie is a belated sequel to…
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Moontrap: Target Earth (2017) Directed by Robert Dyke One of my biggest deception lately.
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My rating: 3/10
Disjointed, nonsensical and far too ambitious for its own good, but the Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots are mostly practical effects and fairly impressive.
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Una antigua nave espacial olvidada descubierta en la Tierra. Las investigaciones llevadas a cabo por Scout la transportan a la Luna con lo cual encuentra las máquinas impresionantes que preservan la sabiduría de esa civilización perdida hace tiempo.
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Moontrap: Target Earth (2017) مركبة فضائية قديمة منسية منذ فترة طويلة تم اكتشافها على الأرض. تُجرى تحقيقات لنقلها إلى القمر، حيث تلتقي بالآلات المبهرة التي تحافظ على حكمة تلك الحضارة المفقودة منذ زمن طويل. رابط المشاهدة المباشر https://tinyurl.com/ycnxwcrm
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Nonton Online Moontrap: Target Earth (2017) A long forgotten ancient spacecraft discovered on Earth. Investigations carried out by Scout transport her to the moon whereupon she meets the impressive machines preserving the wisdom of that long lost civilization.
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Nonton Moontrap: Target Earth Subtitle Indonesia (2017) A long forgotten ancient spacecraft discovered on Earth. Investigations carried out by Scout transport her to the moon whereupon she meets the impressive machines preserving the wisdom of that long lost civilization.
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Nonton Moontrap: Target Earth (2017) A long forgotten ancient spacecraft discovered on Earth. Investigations carried out by Scout transport her to the moon whereupon she meets the impressive machines preserving the wisdom of that long lost civilization.
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Moontrap: Hedef Dünya izle – Moontrap: Target Earth 2017 Dünyada uzun süredir unutulmuş, bir antik uzay aracı bulunur. Scout tarafından gerçekleştirilen bazı araştırmalar ve soruşturmalar; onu aya kadar götürür. Bunun sonucunda ise; uzun zamandır kayıp bir medeniyetin bilgeliğini koruyan belgelere ulaşılır. Kayıp medeniyet sırrı artık gün yüzüne çıkmak üzeredir.
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Plot: A long forgotten ancient spacecraft discovered on Earth. Investigations carried out by Scout transport her to the moon whereupon she meets the impressive machines preserving the wisdom of that long lost civilization. Genre: Action | Adventure | Sci-FiIMDB Rating: 2.8/10 from 330...
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