I decided to use the incorrect quote generator for my Moonsquad (that's just what I'm calling them now)
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Carmen: No thanks.
Carmen: I'm god.
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Nico: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
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*the TV is freaking out*
Carmen: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Carmen: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.
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Nico: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
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Carmen: This was almost a great idea.
Jesse: You just described 90% of our stuff.
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Jackie : Ducks are better than rabbits.
Carmen: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Jesse: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Carmen: We’re not talking about flavour, Jesse!
Jesse: Flavour counts!
Carmen: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Nico: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Carmen: Okay, but-
Nico: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Jesse: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Carmen: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, JESSE!
Jesse: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, CARMEN!
Jackie : I- Jesus-
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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*
Jesse: Rude.
Carmen: That's fair.
Jackie: Not again.
Nico: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?
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Nico: I give up. I am so tired.
Jesse: Get the emergency supply!
Carmen: *carries Jackie and places them in front of Nico*
Jackie: *smiles*
Nico: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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Jackie: That's ridiculous, Nico doesn't have a crush on me.
Jesse: Yes they do.
Carmen: Yes they do.
Nico: Yes I do.
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Carmen: What’s up with Nico? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Jesse: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Carmen: Why?
Jesse: Jackie smiled at them.
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Nico, Carmen & Jackie: *screaming*
Jesse: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Jackie?!
Nico: Wait, why are you asking Jackie that when Carmen and I are also here?
Jesse: Because Jackie wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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*The squad is playing a team sport*
Jackie: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Carmen?
Jesse: Have you ever played a game with Carmen?
Jackie: No…
Carmen: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Carmen, chasing Nico: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
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Carmen: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
Nico: And here we have a capitalist.
Jackie: Did you just-
Jesse: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
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Nico: *falls down the stairs*
Jackie: Are you okay?
Jesse: Stop falling down the stairs!
Carmen: How’d the ground taste?
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Jackie: Wake me up-
Jesse: Before you go go
Carmen: When September ends
Nico: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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Jackie: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Nico: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Jesse: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Carmen: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
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Carmen, teaching Nico to drive: Okay, you're driving and Jackie and Jesse walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Nico: Oh, definitely Jesse. I could never hurt Jackie.
Carmen, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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Carmen: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Jackie: You left me, Jesse, and Nico in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Carmen: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Jackie: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Nico: Eyy, homie!
Jesse: But then there's cootie...
Carmen: Die.
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Jackie: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Carmen: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Nico: Jesse bath water.
Jesse: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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Nico, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Jesse, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Carmen, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Jackie, trembling: What are we playing?!
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Jackie: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Nico: Weight loss? Drink water.
Jesse: Clear skin? Drink water.
Carmen: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Jackie: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Carmen, Jesse, & Nico: Okay.
Jackie: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Carmen: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Jesse: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Nico: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Nico: *Gasp*
Carmen: wHAT??
Nico: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Carmen: *inhales*
Jackie, in another room with Jesse: Why can I hear screeching?
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Nico: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Jackie: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Jesse: I got distracted halfway through.
Carmen: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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I made way too many of these lol
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I've acquired a new love for the moonsquad. Tell me a story? *flutters eyelashes prettily* Please?
Oh, goodness, I’ve left this at the bottom of my pile for far too long! That reminds me of the time that Tiadrin lost one of her horn cuffs.
How does an elf lose one of her horn cuffs, you ask? Well, we were wondering that, too! But we didn’t dare ask out loud, and it didn’t matter anyway. Runaan and I helped Lain look all over their house and yard for it, while Rayla took her nap down the hall. And we were really motivated! There was an evening concert on the village green, and Tiadrin had helped to organize it. She had to be there. But she couldn’t show up with just one horn cuff.
While Runaan and Lain were entirely focused on searching, I started suggesting alternate solutions, like taking off the remaining one, wrapping a kerchief around her bare horn, or wearing a giant flower crown. I had half convinced her to wear the flower crown when she suddenly went still in the middle of her kitchen, as if someone had poleaxed her. She strode off without saying a word and came back in a minute with her missing horn cuff firmly in place and her arms full of a drowsy Rayla.
I couldn’t help staring. “I’m glad you found it in time for the concert,” I managed to say.
Lain and Runaan wandered in a minute later. Runaan looked relieved to see her horn cuff, but I think he thought I’d found it for her. But Lain just burst out laughing. “Did you use it as a vase again on Rayla’s windowsill, sweet?”
Tiadrin just smacked his arm and said, “Let’s go. Don’t want to be late.”
So naturally I made her a horn cuff shaped vase for her next birthday.
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