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[fallinforgyu]

okokok but who enha hyung line ? 👀👀👀

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that's jay after you tease him one too many times </3 imagine you keep trying to distract him while he's working, wearing a short skirt and bending over in front of him or trying to sit on his lap and touch him, etc etc

eventually he'd get so tired of your teasing that he'd pull you into the bedroom and overstimulate you until you're crying 😭he'd be like "you wanted me to play with you? now i'm gonna play with you 'till you break <3"

[fallinforgyu]

STOPSTOPSTOPSTOP

THROW BACK TO MY SOUR PATCH KIDS MAKEOUT SCENARIO WITH JAY IM FISKGMWN

YOOOOO IMAGINE LICKING THE FROSTING OFF HIS FINGERS </3 this pic makes me crazy i stg

[fallinforgyu]

i’m sorry but you just can not convince me that jake didn’t do that on purpose lmaoo . like do it for that long ??? the entire time he’s sitting in the chair ? imagine how smug he was when he got the online reaction he wanted from that 😐 he’s sickHE’S SICK

oh he 100% did that on purpose. he knew exactly what he was doing and he's probably so happy that people noticed 🤕

[fallinforgyu]

alright alright alright

here’s jake at rainforest cafe

he wants to sit at the table next to the gigantic elephant statues

he pretends to talk to them and when the waiter comes he makes a stupid joke like “i’ll have what he’s having” 😏 and gesture to it

why does jake seem like the type of guy to not order an ACTUAL entree?? he literally just orders five different appetizers

hes so psyched inside the gift shop he’d probably go into debt buying the things they have there ,, if you were on vacation jake is the type to bring an empty suitcase just to bring things back in . but it’s always nicknacks ? hardly is it every anything of value

practices animal noises ,, deadass will go oo aahh aahh to match the monkey noises - he’s so ???? australian

jake flags down waiters in restaurants to ask where the bathroom is and he has to get escorted back to the table when he’s done bc he doesn’t remember where you guys are sitting ,, he’s like in the middle of a tgif ready to cry bc he cant find you

he gets a smoothie in one of those tall glasses and accidentally tries to walk out the door with it before they’re like ?wtf are you doing? (i have a rainforest cup i stole in my cabinet as we speak)

again - he just gives me the vibe that he talks to complete strangers all the timeee ,, like he just talks to the tables next you asking what they ordered and getting into a full blown conversation

bruh he literally SCREAMS when the thunder storm starts because he forgot it was supposed to happen ?? like you wanted to come here how could you forget 😭 this is so embarrassing

in conclusion if you choose to date jake you will deal with this constantly 😐 australians are chronically extroverted

BESTIE WHY ARE HYOU LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST PERSON IVE EVER MET OJ MY FUCKING GOID

"i'll have what he's having 😏" I DONT HTINK U UNDERSTAND IM FUCKING CRYING RIGHHT NOW 😭😭😭 ALSO I HAVE DEFINITELY GOTTEN LOST IN A RAINFOREST CAFE BEFORE BC 😭😭😭 WHY IS IT SO DARK IN THERE 😭😭😭😭😭

[fallinforgyu]

sorry in advance for this LMAO

jake at texas roadhouse head canon

he would do a terrible country and aussie mixed accent and it weirds the waiter out

he orders a blooming onion and the biggest stake (that he will not finish eating) and probably gets TWO potato sides 🤨 like fries AND mashed potatoes

his favorite part is cracking the peanuts in the buckets around the restaurant and on the tables

probably pretends to be a squirrel eating peanuts to make you laugh

he makes a MESS with the shells and is covered in it so he just pushes it off the table only to floor

definitely went and bought cowboy boots and a big hat - kinda looks like the walmart yodeling kid stretched out (i turned on the kids music it goes so hard wtf)

STOP he would unironically love the tone deaf music that’s blasting everywhere

he’d forget he can’t drink in america like wtf?? do you mean im under age?? give me a margarita 🤬 (yes he drinks margaritas this is canon bc i said so)

he literally eats all of the bread and butter then is like “oh sorry did you want some?” 😭

he stars a conversation with all of the tables around you and become friends with a country dad and compliments his boots

takes home a to go box his steak on top of more shelled peanuts for later

ya ya this was bad , i’ll be here all night folks , ur welcome for this monstrosity

THIS WAS. THE BEST THING. I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.

THE TWO POTATO SIDES 😭😭😭 IM FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW AND THE PEANUTS???? THE PEANUTS??? HIM TAKING SOME IN HIS TO GO BOX??? THERE ARE TEARS COMING OUT OF MY EYES

[fallinforgyu]

i don’t usually thirst over heeseung BUT DAMNN THIS PIC

MMMMM HE'S SO FINE 🤕 his neck is so sexy bruh i'm passing out

also this one gets me every time

[fallinforgyu]

pleeassee that protective jay ask !! the second you asked if he liked you or asked him “what do you have a thing for me or something” all confidence goes out the window and he just becomes this stuttering stumbling flustered mess over you

++ jay absolutely seems like a person that has a lot of talk and carries themselves with confidence but the second someone does the same back he just freezes like O.O what now (not in a bad way tho bc i am very much the same way i will >platonically< flirt with friends and be like ??wtf if they reciprocate it bc mostly they ignore it lol)

no no you're EXACTLY right. jay would get flustered way easier than you'd think. especially if you're the type to just straight up admit your feelings, he'd get so red and just stand there stuttering :')

[fallinforgyu]

i feel like jakes the type - like you said - to just NOT stop even when he’s been going at it 🙄 for 🙄 so 🙄 long 🙄 . like type to make himself cry from overstimulation but not be done because he’s just so addicted to the feeling . does that make sense 🤨

NO LITERALLY THIS IS EXACTLY IT 😭😭 like he physically cannot get enough. literally even when he's in so much pain that he's crying, he still LIKES THE PAIN 😭😭😭

[fallinforgyu]

how does he see

he has the emo sixth sense

[fallinforgyu]

BRUH why is jay EXTRAAA fine lately ???!? wtf r they feeding him ?

HIS ENERGY HAS SHIFTED LATELY IDK WHAT'S GOING ON BUT... SOMETHING IS GOING ON 😭😭😭

[fallinforgyu]

who do u ship me with bun 😏😏

bestie i literally think you are the funniest person i have ever met on this app and for that reason, i ship you with beomgyu. and i do NOT ship many people with gyu bc... i am territorial BUT oh my god i'm so serious you guys would be the funniest couple ever 😭 like you'd have so many inside jokes and would just be laughing 24/7 and it would be so much mf fun </3

[fallinforgyu]

GET THE FOIVE FUH FOIVE SPESHUL AT THE OUTBAHCK STEAKHOUSE

MOWAH LOIKE.... THE OUTBAHCK JAKE HOUSE AM I ROIGHT

[fallinforgyu]

PLSSS that ask 😭 jake would get so cocky and make his accent sound so much stronger if he knew it affected you . aussie accents r my fav- i’d literally be on the ground dead

++ why do i also feel like he’d be snarky about it and one second be using his voice to get you worked up then the next he’s like “aah mate throw some shrimp on the barbie” 🤨😟

NO PLS BC THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT 😭😭

like one second he's like "mmmm you like that? yeah? my voice turns you on, hm?"

and the next he's like "GET THE FOIVE FUH FOIVE SPESHUL AT THE OUTBAHCK STEAKHOUSE"

[fallinforgyu]

yesss someone who played woozworld!! i started playing it after i got into huge trouble for playing on imvu as a kid LMAOO i still have nightmares of that game

omdsfhjkas my parents literally blocked imvu on our internet 😭😭😭i kinda wanna play it now just to see what i missed out on 👀

[fallinforgyu]

also lemme out myself for sec - I AM CANDY ANON LMAO ,, i did infact send the things about crawling towards and having a sugary make out session with jay 😶🤭🦤

OMGHFDHJSD SUGARY MAKEOUT SESSION WITH JAY WAS SO HOT 🤕🤕

[fallinforgyu]

hi bun happy valentines day 😙😙

omg i'm so sorry i'm answering this late but happy valentine's day bby!! i hope your day was absolutely lovely 😚😚💕