#monty veilleux

[lucas-wi11]

HIGH SCHOOL DUCKY!?!?

@theriddlersunderwear || @monteraay || @mellon-soup (pose credit)

[theriddlersunderwear]

Florian eased open the door to the kitchen, balancing a container of warm, fresh-baked snickerdoodle cookies. He sat the box down on the counter,

"Monty!" He called.

"What?" Came the grumpy voice of his coworker. A familiar pair of shades came into view as a sleep-deprived Monty walked out of the employee lounge.

Florian beamed at his friend, "I made snickerdoodles!"

Monty paused in the middle of rubbing his face, "...with cinnamon?"

"Always."

Monty's eyes lit up as he put some urgency in his walk. He grabbed the container from Florian.

"Oh my God, Flo. I'm in love with you, I could marry you and kiss you--"

Florian's cheeks turned bright red. His ears were pink and he was frantically avoiding eye contact.

"Th-thanks Monty, I.. I love you too..?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The chef's dark eyes were glaring hard enough to burn a hole through his employee's skull. He could hear every sickening confession spewing from Monty's mouth. His fist clenched, nails digging into his palms.

How dare he?

Who does that reptile think he is?

Talking so freely about love. And to his Florian.

...why couldn't he do it, too?

@monteraay

[theriddlersunderwear]

@monteraay

Monty: "I'm going to be gone one Tuesday. I don't remember which."

Florian: "Oh, it's Monty Roulette."

Vince: "When is he going to be gone? We don’t know. He just won't show up one Tuesday."

[theriddlersunderwear]

Monty: “Happy now, Princess?”

Manon: “Actually, it’s Your Majesty. I ain’t no princess, I’m a fucking QUEEN.”

Monty: “Then do you mind if I punch you in the face, Your Majesty?”

Manon: “Now that you’ve called me by my proper title… no.”

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[theriddlersunderwear]

@monteraay

Monty: "RODY STOP TOUCHING MY WEENUS!"

Florian: "You said that so loud."

Monty: "The weeus is the skin on your--"

Florian: "I KNOW WHAT A WEENUS IS."

[theriddlersunderwear]

@monteraay

[theriddlersunderwear]

Monty: “I didn't say anything, but in my head I was like ‘I'm going to rip your teeth out and make you eat them’.”

Ducky: “I was recording a video for Florian, but I got you talking about ripping out teeth in the background.”

Monty: “Oops.”

Ducky: “I'm sending it to Florian.”

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@monteraay

[theriddlersunderwear]

Also Vince is SOOOO jealous of how easily Monty can tell Florian he loves him. It pisses him off that he can't just tell Florian he loves him lmao.

tell me more about florian NOW

(Omg yes thank you)

Florian Amoureux means Flower Lover in French. He is super persistent when it comes to friendship, which is how he wore down Vince. He just kept coming to work like, "Hey bestie!!!" Regardless of how rude Vince was. What really turned Vince's opinion around was when Florian made him a lemon meringue pie with EXTRA lemon so he could sorta enjoy it.

Florian also LOVES having his hair played with. He's very sensitive both physically and emotionally, and the feeling of having his hair stroked and scalp massaged is ~✨️The Good Feeling✨️~

[theriddlersunderwear]

Monty is FLABBERGASTED

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[theriddlersunderwear]

MONTY GATOR MOMENT

Florian is convinced Monty loves Vince, and Vince is convinced Monty loves Florian. Not a single brain cell is being used here.

Florian eased open the door to the kitchen, balancing a container of warm, fresh-baked snickerdoodle cookies. He sat the box down on the counter,

"Monty!" He called.

"What?" Came the grumpy voice of his coworker. A familiar pair of shades came into view as a sleep-deprived Monty walked out of the employee lounge.

Florian beamed at his friend, "I made snickerdoodles!"

Monty paused in the middle of rubbing his face, "...with cinnamon?"

"Always."

Monty's eyes lit up as he put some urgency in his walk. He grabbed the container from Florian.

"Oh my God, Flo. I'm in love with you, I could marry you and kiss you--"

Florian's cheeks turned bright red. His ears were pink and he was frantically avoiding eye contact.

"Th-thanks Monty, I.. I love you too..?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The chef's dark eyes were glaring hard enough to burn a hole through his employee's skull. He could hear every sickening confession spewing from Monty's mouth. His fist clenched, nails digging into his palms.

How dare he?

Who does that reptile think he is?

Talking so freely about love. And to his Florian.

...why couldn't he do it, too?

@monteraay

[theriddlersunderwear]

🤨

Florian eased open the door to the kitchen, balancing a container of warm, fresh-baked snickerdoodle cookies. He sat the box down on the counter,

"Monty!" He called.

"What?" Came the grumpy voice of his coworker. A familiar pair of shades came into view as a sleep-deprived Monty walked out of the employee lounge.

Florian beamed at his friend, "I made snickerdoodles!"

Monty paused in the middle of rubbing his face, "...with cinnamon?"

"Always."

Monty's eyes lit up as he put some urgency in his walk. He grabbed the container from Florian.

"Oh my God, Flo. I'm in love with you, I could marry you and kiss you--"

Florian's cheeks turned bright red. His ears were pink and he was frantically avoiding eye contact.

"Th-thanks Monty, I.. I love you too..?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The chef's dark eyes were glaring hard enough to burn a hole through his employee's skull. He could hear every sickening confession spewing from Monty's mouth. His fist clenched, nails digging into his palms.

How dare he?

Who does that reptile think he is?

Talking so freely about love. And to his Florian.

...why couldn't he do it, too?

@monteraay