#monsterfucking. etc

[catcr4ft]

Lost in the sauce thinking about a fey wanderer ranger/bard character

[ceofcatgirls]

Here i present, toxic yuri that is not only toxic in the emotional sense, but also in a physical sense

[bullrunpicnicker]

artfight attack on @swamppossum inspired by their sphinx oc tzephyra and her shepherd :3

sources: predation 1 and 2, falcon hunting, sphinx plate, lion and mouse, riddles, courage, wikihow kindness symbols, bandaging, cat bandaging, sphinx painting, monsterous

[bunabi]

now i have no (metaphorical) dog in this race but are werewolf fuckers not traditionally considered sort of entry level monsterfuckers, at least? is it not kind of a werewolf situation if you fuck the giant wolf? or are people arguing that they are monsterfuckers if they fuck elf body solas. in which case i rescind my protest

That was a good pun anon

Werewolves...to me they're in the same category of monster as vampires. Spicy Humanoid. I don't think someone into werewolves is necessarily a monsterfucker. Not imposing my opinion onto the masses but ✋🏿 I feel like a creature needs to have at least one exceptional eldrich/fantastical/supernatural feature to qualify. And just being an animal definitely aint enough (for me). Not that it matters but well lol too late to press backspace.

[vivisectionenthusiast]

Man. as much as I love monster/human pairings, what about monster/monster stuff?

Like,, a ghost and a demon haunting/posessing the same space, getting competitive and fucking about it.

A sentient ai/robot and an alien bonding over their shared alienation (ha) from humanity, getting horny with each other.

Threesome with a vampire, werewolf, and dragon (whether or not any of them are in a human-adjacent form is up to interpretation)

there's just so many cool options,,,

[courtingchaos]

Now I'm super curious. I had a look at the bad dragon website too and if you HAD to pick one.....which one do you think's closest to what river monster! Eddie's working with? 👀

Okay.

Okay so.

One hundred years ago when this was first brought up we ran through some pictures of alligator dicks okay? For science. And they aren’t as weird as I was thinking they’d be but since river monster Eddie isn’t a true alligator than I can throw a fantasy aspect on his dick right?

Jesus, all this dick talk before 9 am. Let me get my coffee real quick because you’re getting an answer to your question and also answers you didn’t ask for, sorry baby.

So alligator penises retract, you can look this up on your own if you want. There’s figures and pictures on Google, I won’t subject you to that here, but if you do just know that that isn’t what I’m going for. There’s an artist rendition somewhere that I saw that I assume is for a furry thing which cool! Because that was more inline with what I was thinking. Okay? Okay.

Bad dragon wise? This one. THAT IS A NSFW LINK. It isn’t wild but that’s because I didn’t want it to be like…so totally out in left field because I’ve imagined him as fairly humanoid until you get up close and then see him fully out of the water you know?

Alright, great talk champ. Go out and play while I stare into the middle distance about this for a while.

[satancopilotsmytardis]

It's still kinktober....

Drop a kink in my ask box and I'll write a drabble/ficlet. I have the right to refuse a kink, and I definitely won't do emetophilia/scat/watersports. Feel free to hit me with a kink I've written before, I am only doing Shigadabi for this!

[ragnarokhound]

There’s something sooooo fhgsjdhcb about Jason’s blood sustaining Tim. The most intimate (he’s literally in his veins) instinctive (he’s providing, sharing, giving himself) trusting (trust to give, trust to take) way to take care of Tim. Hot!

Skdkfjsks YOU GET IT, YOU GET ME OTL

godddd that's exactly it. I'm clasping you by the shoulders anon, YOU GET IT. It's about providing, it's about being so deep in you that I am literally what makes your heart beat. It's about absolute trust and devotion - feed on me and only me, I can take it (I have supernatural regeneration powers baby, this is a win-win)

And low-key? The act of providing for you is what saves me. When I am reduced to nothing but my pain and animal rage, your teeth in my neck reminds me that not all pain is bad. My blood in your veins tethers me to who I am. I am more than this

(this is the theme that sustained me through writing the rest of this fic:

my claws tear your skin, but it’s my blood that splashes on the ground. i cut you but it’s me who bleeds

It's the concept of two as one; let me crawl inside of you and make a home in your bones OwO)

It makes Jason bark bark woof woof awooga crazy and it also makes ME bark bark woof woof awooga crazy amdfnsmsnsksj

[kitwilsonsass]

if anyone's wondering what index is, that chick had a thing for this lowkey serial killer vibes guy and he ended up going for it and they had a comedy wedding where he threatened everyone with an axe in his suit which she thought was romantic

then he got fired and rehired (real) and showed up out of the blue and they smooched and had a nice reunion

then she got injured and he randomly showed up again to carry her away after her goodbye speech and it was the cutest thing ever

tl;dr she's just like all of us fr fr

[karmaphone]

surprised 2018 bumblebee isn't up there in the monsterfucker catalogue

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads // twitter thread    

The Misadventures of an Amateur Naturalist

YA sapphic historical fantasy

a girl in 1867 France wishes to become a Naturalist, but when her father looses everything, she’s forced to make hard decisions

she tries to escape into the forest, but gets stuck in an abandoned chateau with an unknown predator

beauty & the beast retelling

[impishtubist]

But what about a magical coffee shop AU where Sirius works and every week a new monster/creature rolls into town and for some reason they're all drawn to this little shop downtown and Sirius just bangs them all?

👀👀👀👀👀👀 OMG I LOVE IT. Sirius bangs Firenze the Centaur, James the vampire, twins Gideon and Fabian who are also both merpeople (don't ask me how merpeople managed to visit the coffee shop), Remus the werewolf, and then Kingsley who is just A Guy.

Hey, monsterfuckers, we need a fic for this!

[t-wordiiish]

What's so hot about monster fucking?

You're telling me you don't wish this was you

[plateauofmemories]

It's already a pet peeve of mine when monsterfucker people get all huffy about what monsters """really count""" as monsters for the genre.

But I've also seen people adopt this attitude, get all high and mighty about how they like real monsters in their monsterfucker fiction, not those dumb vampires or aliens or whatever, and then go on to detail what their tastes do include - very prominently, orc romances.

And like.

Orcs?

Orcs?????

Fucking orcs??????

You mean like, the ones where all the basic template cover art is just hunky men photoshopped green with tusks? Those orcs? The humanoids whose distinguishing features are usually being somewhat larger than humans, and also green? Orcs?

Newsflash: On this spectrum of how inhuman you like your monster love interests, you are a vampire fucker with a size kink.

Get over it

[blood-orange-juice]

this is why I'm terrified to post my fics (even if I ever finish anything)

people would know *too much* about me

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror