#monsterfriend

[ablatheringblatherskite]

oh that's wonderful!! Beast friend!!!

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox

[impossiblerebelblaze]

‘Ough monsterfucker this and monsterfucker that’ WHERE is my monsterenjoyers. My monsterfriends. MonsterLOVERS. Anyone on this site can fuck a monster but what about having a creature, who could squash you by accident, falling asleep peacefully in your arms. Do you ever go on autumn or spring walks with them. Do you ever wake them up in the evening (nocturnal) with a batch of cookies. Where’s my monsterdeepemotionalbond-ers. I am also a diehard monsterfucker but at my heart I am also a monsterlistentotheircomplaintsaboutwork-er. Take them out on a date but please remember if they’re 10 feet tall they should still sit at the back of the movie theatre

[obscurecharactershowdown]

Group E Round 1

[image ID: the first image is of Zinn, a creature made of a mass of dark tendrils and many eyes. the second image is of Victor Spooky, a noir detective wearing a red and purple fedora and purple trench coat, that dissolves into red and purple smoke around him. end ID]

Zinn

(Note: The author mostly uses it/its pronouns to refer to Zinn but have used 'he' and 'they' a couple times.) Zinn is a creature called a Monstrum who is a type of alien from a world made out of light. Due to unknown circumstances their universe was breeched by enemies who devoured their peaceful existence. In turn, the Monstrum were exiled and stripped of their forms. Somehow, Zinn ended up in a Steampunk adjacent world and came to be lovers with a powerful human women called the Shaman Empress. Their relationship, while described as tender, may have been one sided. Zinn loved her dearly, only referring to her as "The Beloved' but it is implied that she used it for her own deeds/gaining knowledge and power. Monstrum drain energy from anything they touch so they are incompatible with the mortal realm. Zinn inhabits the Shaman Empress's bloodline and is passed down through generations to minimize(?) damages. Eventually Zinn gets passed down to the main character who. in simple terms, as not to get sidetracked, is a Girlboss, capital G. She is a descendant of the Shaman Empress, technically making them blood family. Which is kind of hillarious. Imagine this tentacle creature being like "Hello. Yes I am your great-grandfather. Let us kill and consume flesh". They pick up a rag tack bunch of other characters( not limited to a necromancer cat, a psychic kitsune child, a brooding guy with crow wings, gay furry tiger pirates) and they are so found family… image link Zinn, despite not being too well-versed in human culture cares for them all the same. It has so many funny interactions with the cast, particularly the Kitsune girl, Kippa (as it does not understand her cheerful and positive attitude). Examples: -https://64.media.tumblr.com/ab33f45b9506033cdec6a6a2a9d55655/baa027673994792a-2d/s1280x1920/fb57ea6a550181e49d588a60473f050fac30300d.pnj -https://64.media.tumblr.com/41f0c01fa1e8c4e9e7dda5bcb589f24d/38ba370cd51ca323-59/s1280x1920/c96e0a11d0c0ab8b92b14cbebccd276c0e2c3c8a.jpg -https://64.media.tumblr.com/4cc511e4b365359842c0a9825dc416d5/e4f6cb4faa1aa13d-8e/s1280x1920/9f0ca9abdb590fdaca5c7a93e230a79bfe32fd2d.jpg -https://64.media.tumblr.com/c32edb01ada4ebf159bbb70b5a00c36c/3bca30f2ba708ae4-c3/s1280x1920/6f04c20b2fe1e47c0898b513e71772f99581ea13.jpg Zinn also has that tragic sibling swag, accidentally killing its sibling. It has so much trauma, but for a space-alien-god is very withdrawn and weary of the world. Although it tends to act cryptic and not reveal too much. It seems like it used to be elitist but with time has come to appreciate the mortal world although it would never admit it outloud. ANYWAY. VOTE FOR THIS PATHETIC HORROR OF GUY. Monsterfuckers and monsterfriends assemble! (and go read Monstress! There are many queer characters and the lead is sapphic! also cool monsters, cool worldbuilding, and real world cultural references) TLDR: Its an eldritch god who misses its dead wife :( / There is something very wrong with them (affectionate)

Detective Victor Spooky

Spooky's game still only has a demo, so there isn't much for me to say at the moment, but he's still a very interesting character. At some point in his life, he died of unknown causes leading him to become a ghost. Despite that, he still continues his detective work, though in the game he gets a supernatural case. He's acts serious, but without his clothing, his appearance is actually just a typical simple ghost design. He talks like your typical, charismatic, noir protagonist, but the fact that he's a ghost paired with the worldbuilding and concept makes him pretty unique.

[bengoodridge]

Comment Section

TITLE: Thomas’s Venison Roast

VIDEO DESCRIPTION: Hi, everyone! It’s Thomas Rivergrass again, of the Silver Valley Pack. Today, we’re going to be preparing a delicious open-air venison roast. Remember, venison is a very lean meat, so be careful with that cooking time and temperature over an open flame. I went shopping for the herbs to make the dry rub, but all of them can be found growing wild in this county. Remember not to pick any mushroom unless you’re 100% sure you’ve identified it correctly! I’m using venison because I get it for free, ha ha, but this recipe works for beef as well.

COMMENTS (1,189 comments):

GymRatNicky: Hooray, a Rivergrass video! I was starting to think the old monster had fallen into a ravine or something.

Ezra17: First post!

Ezra17: Dammit.

BadgerBadgerBadger: How did this end up in my recommendations?

Rivergrass: Thanks to word of mouth, our humble little channel is proud to report that we have just reached ten thousand subscribers! Thanks to all of you for your support and for staying with us through this endeavor.

1DLunchbox: Hooray! DandyLion: Werewolves RULE! Hah! KirkFangirl: We love u! (33 more comments)

xxStaceYxx: Werewolves are HAWT.

ZZ9ZZalpha: I know right? Look at those cute little glasses. xxStaceYxx: Yeah. His glasses. I’m definitely talking about his glasses. DanTheMan557: He’s got muscles like cats under a fur coat. How’d you like to pet something like that? It’d be like petting a brick under a fleece blanket. KirkFangirl: He can snuggle with me on a cold winter’s night. DantheMan557: Except it’s summer. You’d be roasting. KirkFangirl: I’ll risk it. (11 more comments)

1DLunchbox: Looks so good! Can’t wait to try this one.

Neverwild: It’s all staged.

MajorDan: @Rivergrass, have you considered putting together a cookbook?

Rivergrass: Ha ha! We’re considering it, and we have some good ideas for it. But mostly we want to encourage people to learn to forage, and make use of what is safe and healthy in their own backyards. They may be more inclined to plant gardens instead of lawns.

LycanthroFanboy: Mr. Rivergrass, if it’s not too personal a question, do you wash your paws before cooking?

Rivergrass: @LycanthroFanboy Not at all! Of course I wash my paws several times before and during cooking, using soap and sanitizers, as well as giving myself a good brush to make sure loose fur doesn’t get in the food. Even then, we sometimes have to edit out mistakes, ha ha!

DeplorableHal: Wonder where he stole that camera from.

ZZ9ZZalpha: Dude he probably just bought it. You know. From a store. Like people usually do. DeplorableHal: If you can call them “people.” I call them vermin. ZZ9ZZalpha: No one cares, bigot. DeplorableHal: If one of them came into my town I’d chase them out with a shotgun. 1DLunchbox: Reported. ZZ9ZZalpha: Oh my GOD will you shut up? Kirkfangirl: Guys he’s trolling. (6 more comments)

Monsterfriend: I saw a werewolf once. I was making a delivery to a house way out in the woods and saw one just walking along. He was huge. Looked like a big brown bear for a moment.

Neverwild: That was a riveting story. You should write for National Geographic. BoingBoingBoing: Shut up @Neverwild. DandyLion: They’re supposed to be so ferocious but they’re actually kind of shy BoingBoingBoing: I live just outside Snowmountain Pack territory near Yosemite. You see werewolves in town all the time. They can be really timid around humans, but I guess they need to conduct business just like everyone else. DandyLion: There’s talk of reintroducing them to West Virginia where the deer have gotten out of hand. They have a Lyme Disease epidemic there. I wish they would. I haven’t seen a werewolf since I moved here. 1967Chevy: Over my dead body. My uncle keeps livestock. Have you seen what a werewolf can do to a sheep? Neverwild: Just shoot them. DandyLion: Reported. 1967Chevy: The woke army says you can’t do that anymore. Just have to sit and take the loss. DandyLion: And the insurance money. When was the last time you saw livestock mauled by a werewolf? DandyLion: Well? (117 more comments)

BetterThanEsther: He could put on a shirt. I don’t like hair in my food.

GroundHawg: He’d better the hell not. BetterThanEsther: Yeah, yeah, smexy werewoof, we get it, so very hawt. Still wouldn’t eat it. GroundHawg: I bet being shirtless accounts for about half his clicks. Besides, he has a disclaimer about food safety at the end. You think people watch this because they plan to roast venison in the woods? GroundHawg: And he’s funny. I like the stories in the second half. (4 more comments)

AmateurHour: You know, I tried his Rustic Rabbit Stew last week. It was pretty good. Used actual rabbit, too, not chicken. But man, did it pack a punch. I think I can still taste it.

DandyLion: Werewolf taste buds are actually kind of feeble. They mostly follow their noses. AmateurHour: Smelled really good while it was stewing. Drove the dog crazy. You’d have thought he was starving. DandyLion: Ha ha!

Slicker100: A werewolf came into the shop where I work the other day. Manager wouldn’t let me throw him out. He stank. Took hours to air the place out. I have sensory issues. I wanted to be sick.

LongTallSilly: Yeah, right. You probably just went into the back with a magazine and hid for half an hour. Slicker100: Hey. He was six and a half feet tall, he had claws like roofing nails, his breath could have peeled paint, and he smelled like rotting meat and ass. He looked at me like I was a snack and I swear he growled at me. RangerRock: Werewolves bathe every day. And their noses are stronger than yours. They’re especially fastidious around humans if they don’t want to be confined to their ranges. Either you met an outlier or your full of crap. Slicker100: WHo cares what you think? You probably fuck werewolves all the time. What do you do, go into the woods with a bag of dog biscuits and shout “Here boy!” RangerRock: I have werewolf friends, yes. And sometimes I have to go into town to buy stuff for them because of people like you. We have humans around here acting like they’re under siege all the time and werewolves who just want a few bags of Purina because the hunt didn’t go so well. What’s your problem? Slicker100: Fuck off werewolf fucker Amundsen: Sandra, if this is you, I think you and I had better have a long talk when you come in tomorrow morning. We take pride in our service to customers human and otherwise, and our shop is a co-signer of the Community Alliance Treaty. The werewolf who visited our shop yesterday was Grimfang Shadow Walker, and he was as clean, tidy, and polite as any beast has ever been on our premises. Our shop’s owner is a longtime ally in service to the Tribe, and has donated money to their legal defense fund and the Right to Hunt campaign. He would not approve of either your behavior yesterday or your comments today. RangerRock: Bus-ted. Slicker100: Oh shit (237 more comments)

BrainySmurf: Sexy werewolf chef video!

Twee55erz: Bookmarked!

CountDorkula: Hee hee 7:54 talking about his Grandma.

TragicMagic: LOL @ “Splattergories”

LadyLuna: @Rivergrass Do you do any baking? I would love to see how you manage without an oven. All my attempts are as hard as rocks.

Rivergrass: My second video shows a technique for baking biscuits and corn bread. Unfortunately I haven’t found replacement wild ingredients, so you’ll have to go to a shop for flour and sugar. Youtube.com/SilverValley/x1181vvy119. LadyLuna: Oo thank you thank you thank you! I love you! Rivergrass: Love you too. Thanks for watching. (3 more comments)

Centurion: Shouldn’t he be kicked out of his Pack for using magic technology or something? Where does a werewolf get a digital camera?

MoonBeast: As long as humans make the tech available, and werewolves have access to it, we might as well use it. MasterChief420: Tribes pick up technology to bolster their alliances with humans. Not every werewolf will have a cell phone, but most tribes will have two or three available in case they’re needed. The tribe will have a specialist to manage technology. I’d bet Rivergrass is in charge of that in Silver Valley. MoonBeast: This is true. It’s my role within my Tribe. If Rivergrass isn’t his Tribe’s human liaison or technology manager, he’s certainly very proficient in both. Centurion: You’re not a werewolf. Werewolves can’t use computers. MoonBeast: Human, you are watching a video made by a werewolf using a cell phone camera and posted to YouTube. How do you think he managed all that? Etched it in a tree? Centurion: Could be a deep fake. MasterChief420: Dude you’re a werewolf?? MoonBeast: Yes, but I’m also just a voice on the Internet. Remember the ancient saying “Have faith in the moon, but follow the trail.” MasterChief420: I’ve never met a werewolf! I have so many questions. MoonBeast: PM me @ MoonBeast@Swampwater.USA. I’ll get permission from our leader to talk with you. (44 more comments)

MAGA46: They should all be shot.

Slimline: Reported. MAGA46: fuck you it’s just my opinion

SquireSquare: @Rivergrass, do you think you might be able to include some vegetarian options? I love your videos but my family doesn’t eat meat. And is the meat harvested humanely?

Rivergrass: @SquireSquare, werewolves, I’m afraid, are obligate carnivores, and meat forms a huge part of our diet. And as much as we’d like to kill as humanely and painlessly as possible, sometimes a hunt isn’t as clean as we might wish, and our prey suffers for it. I make no apology for this, it’s just how things go when one sticks to the old ways. Nevertheless, we will be exploring meat-free options for future videos, and we encourage our viewers to safely forage for healthy wild plants. 

EnterpriseSquee: Just tried this! Cooked it in my backyard over a campfire. It’s really good!

JModelF: Beautiful scenery. Wish I was there.

TankMan: Yeah, and the landscape ain’t bad either, wink wink. JModelF: You’re a pig.

RangerRock: Happy birthday @Rivergrass! Keep up the great work, we love you!

Rivergrass: Thank you! Here’s hoping the next sixty years are as filled with love and joy as the first sixty. Slimline: You’re SIXTY? You look about 28! Rivergrass: Ha ha thank you! RangerRock: Werewolves don’t age very fast once they hit 20. Barring accidents, injury, or serious illness, werewolves can live over 200 years. Slimline: I did not know that. Jealous now. Rivergrass: It’s not the length of the lifetime, it’s the quality of it. My grandfather lived only 50 years, but they were 50 years of great joy. Slimline: REALLY jealous now. Rivergrass: @Slimline PM me rivergrass@silvervalley.park (88 more comments)

Colt46: Werewolves are the reason for the housing shortage. They’re hogging all the land.

Greenbeans: Oh, look, it’s the answer to a question nobody asked. ChekovsCrossbow: There’s more land in golf courses in the US than in non-Federal werewolf territory. Colt46: Hey, I bought 200 acres to build on and then the Communists in the government told me I had to turn it over to them. I lost a ton of money. Greenbeans: Wait a minute, when was this? Colt46: None of your business! Greenbeans: Because the last land dispute between protected werewolves and deeded homeowners was in like 1977. What did you pay, $200 per acre? Colt46: Fuck you fuck you fuck you! (105 more comments)

DreaMachine1992: Oh, man, another gorgeous werewolf video.

HotHoney: Are there any ugly werewolves, really? DreaMachine1992: Hell no. HotHoney: You should see the one where he’s catching fish. It’s a beautiful sunny day and he’s swimming in the river. I don’t know who was wrangling the camera, but it’s about the hottest thing you ever saw. Dove into the river and wrestled a 30 pound salmon all by himself. I never thought deboning a fish could be so sexy. DreaMachine: URL plz HotHoney: youtube.com/silvervalley/TR2oww11014qz1 DreaMachine: Thanx (4 more comments)

DandyLion: Hooray, 100,000 views!

MrSunshine46: They should all be wiped out.

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[fallingskiesandrisingseas]

Should be working on my thesis but fuck it.

I was working on a paper when the call came. An inhuman sound that could only be produced by the double vocal cord my roommate possesed. He wasn't necessarily average, but he paid his rent on time and never left any dirty dishes in the sink. His name was Xzazx. At least, that's how I called him, since I wasn't able to read the script in which he wrote his name, much less pronounce the letters correctly.

Xzazx spoke English perfectly, his strange vocal cords perfectly accustomed to witch languages. He'd learned back home, he told me. They knew us. He had a slight rasp, and studied theology at uni.

He loved the irony of that.

We'd shared three bottles of wine a few days back, the taste and smell reminding him of home. Home, he had told me, was a dimension where strenght and force were prioritized. He'd fallen through a crack in space-time after his peers almost beat him to death.

He was unable to defend himself from all of them at the same time. Or rather, even one, he'd confided. Standing at 7'1, weighing 250 pounds, having led his own unit before and 200 years in the service, this frightened me. If Xzazx didn't stand a chance against them, I didn't want to think what would happen if one of them fell through.

He landed bleeding on my bathroom floor three years ago and after I nursed him back to health, he applied for a theology course.

He was about my age, and despite the cultural differences ( he'd once broken three bones in my arm in an attempt to display affection) we usually got along well.

I ran upstairs, prepared for the worst. Sometimes he attracted other forces of evil, or forgot that furniture wasn't designed for punching it with hands the size of boulders.

Instead, I found Xzazx with a brandname suit helplessly rested on his claws, a desperate look in his eyes.

He was completely naked as well.

Adverting my eyes just a second too late, I noticed that the physical differences in size apperently applied to every part of his body.

"Whoah, dude. What's going on?"

Xzazx sighed, almost blowing me out of the doorway with his enourmous lungs.

"I have a graduation party in two hours, and someone told me I should wear something like this."

I looked into his eyes, carefully keeping them above his waistline. "And what is the problem?"

"I have no clue what a graduation party is, how much of this to wear, how to get it on, or what we'll be doing afterwards."

He sat back down on the bed. It creacked despite the reinforced metal beams holding up his matress.

I sat down next to him. All the cloth was covering his groin now.

"Graduation is like an ending ceremony!" It's a huge thing people do when they end their studies. It's an initiation into your adult life!

Xzazx looked up, eyes fearful. "Will they beat me?"

I patted his back, careful not to touch the poisonous spikes on his shoulders. "No. In fact, they'll be glad you're there. It's a celebration, a way to mark the day you accomplished your goals.

"Celebration". He turned the word over in his mouth, unfamiliar with the shape of it. There were little such things back home, he'd told me. No joy.

"Like a victory march?"

I beamed. "Yes, like a victory march." It could be hard to understand foreign concepts, but using a battlefield analogy usually worked out well.

"And all the people there with you are your comrades, fellow soldiers, watching you get your medal."

A slow smile spread on his face then. "A medal."

I nodded, ignoring the warm feeling in my stomach.

"But to get your medal, we have to get you in your armour. Can't go make improper impressions on superiors now, can we?"

"In my homeworld, everyone is naked during medal ceremonies" my monsterfriend replied.

"Yes, but in your world lots of things are different. Remember that Harry Winston quote?

"People'll stare. Make it worth their while".

He stood up, nearly breaking the ceiling with his forehead. He sometimes forgot most things didn't measure up to his bone strenghts. Several holes in the roof spoke of this fact.

"Let's get in this suit, then."

WE will have to get you in that suit."

After 40 minutes of getting his enourmous pants, shirt and jacket on, he was finally ready. His spikes were extra padded so that no one could hurt themselves. He looked awesome.

"You look.... "

Xzazx looked at me, all hulking muscle and sharp lines. He was too tall to be pretty, but the rugged look worked for him.

"What?"

"Never mind. Where is your tie?"

"Tie?"

I laughed. "Wait here."

I went to my room, found an old tie. Then, remembering the size of his neck and the lenght of his chest, I picked up another one.

Back in the bedroom, he sat on his bed. As I stood, our eyes were about the same height. Tying a tied up tie wasn't easy, and my hands were around his neck for a while.

He looked back at me when I was done, two different colours contrasting his very white shirt. His hands brushed mine as he stood up.

"Thank you, mortal."

I laughed, despite myself. This is what he often called me. Humans, to him, lived short lives. That's why he studied theology, was so interested in our long for the eternal, for the devine.

"Good luck, X." Try not to break any furniture."

Your roommate is a hulking demon, a former warlord with millennia of combat experience, and the picture of menace and brutality. You open the door to find them standing stark naked, their brand new tuxedo held carefully in their claws and a desperate plea for help in their eyes.

[rinkunokoisuru]

They

[ilbvilbv]

Jess was watching me stream when I was struggling to make art look nice, I was really embarrassed and ashamed that I wasn't anything exciting to watch. Jess was forgiving and loving; then when he offered to doodle me something I was like, "just tell me it will be okay". and it was. Jess & Sketch © azathura ilbv © ilbv . . #ilbv #ilbvilbv #Azathura #jessthelakemonster #lakemonster #monsterfriend #lakemonstercharacter #monsterlick #reptilemonster #bestfriends #jessilbv #lakemonsterpredator #prevore #voretease #malevore #voresketch https://www.instagram.com/p/CMl5NQMsCtD/?utm_medium=tumblr

[singulartrout]

monsterfriender

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

[jbbartram-illu]

I'm still trying to attach a story to these hairy pals, but in the meantime, they can hang out & make some more creature pals! . . . #sketch #sketchbook #procreate #monster #monsterfriend https://www.instagram.com/p/B45WArfgfBe/?igshid=kb387p7x0mv5

[geekbroll]

Bugs Bunny 153 - Gold Key Comics - May 1973 (Western Publishing) - cover by Ralph Heimdahl 1 - Bugs Bunny - Weed 'Em and Weep - 8 pages (feat. Elmer Fudd, Pwofessor Weedsworth, Oxalis) - art by Phil de Lara 2 - Bugs Bunny - Serves You Right - 5 pages (feat. Yosemite Sam) 3 - Road Runner & Wile E Coyote - The Monster Friend - 1 page text story 4 - Bugs Bunny - Private Eye-Yi-Yi - 6 pages (feat. Elmer Fudd, Myrtle) - script by Don R. Christensen - art by Phil de Lara 5 - Bugs Bunny - Rabbit Transit - 5 pages (feat. Wile E Coyote, Road Runner) - art by Phil de Lara #looneytunes #looneytunescomics#bugsbunny #elmerfudd #yosemitesam #comics #cartooncomics #cartoons #cartooncharacters #rabbittransit #phildelara #donrchristensen #privateeye #monsterfriend #roadrunner #wileecoyote #rabbitsofinstagram #servesyouright #weedemandweep #westernpublishing #goldkeycomics #bookstagram #booksofinstagram (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt2XQNIAncN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1005eyr3yrfxa

[obscurecharactershowdown]

Group E Round 2

[image ID: the first image is of Zinn, a creature made of a mass of dark tendrils and many eyes. the second image is of Leonie Beaumort, an anthropomorphic large cat resembling a mountain lion. she's wearing an 18th century dress with a pistol attached to her belt. end ID]

Zinn

(Note: The author mostly uses it/its pronouns to refer to Zinn but have used 'he' and 'they' a couple times.) Zinn is a creature called a Monstrum who is a type of alien from a world made out of light. Due to unknown circumstances their universe was breeched by enemies who devoured their peaceful existence. In turn, the Monstrum were exiled and stripped of their forms. Somehow, Zinn ended up in a Steampunk adjacent world and came to be lovers with a powerful human women called the Shaman Empress. Their relationship, while described as tender, may have been one sided. Zinn loved her dearly, only referring to her as "The Beloved' but it is implied that she used it for her own deeds/gaining knowledge and power. Monstrum drain energy from anything they touch so they are incompatible with the mortal realm. Zinn inhabits the Shaman Empress's bloodline and is passed down through generations to minimize(?) damages. Eventually Zinn gets passed down to the main character who. in simple terms, as not to get sidetracked, is a Girlboss, capital G. She is a descendant of the Shaman Empress, technically making them blood family. Which is kind of hillarious. Imagine this tentacle creature being like "Hello. Yes I am your great-grandfather. Let us kill and consume flesh". They pick up a rag tack bunch of other characters( not limited to a necromancer cat, a psychic kitsune child, a brooding guy with crow wings, gay furry tiger pirates) and they are so found family… image link Zinn, despite not being too well-versed in human culture cares for them all the same. It has so many funny interactions with the cast, particularly the Kitsune girl, Kippa (as it does not understand her cheerful and positive attitude). Examples: -https://64.media.tumblr.com/ab33f45b9506033cdec6a6a2a9d55655/baa027673994792a-2d/s1280x1920/fb57ea6a550181e49d588a60473f050fac30300d.pnj -https://64.media.tumblr.com/41f0c01fa1e8c4e9e7dda5bcb589f24d/38ba370cd51ca323-59/s1280x1920/c96e0a11d0c0ab8b92b14cbebccd276c0e2c3c8a.jpg -https://64.media.tumblr.com/4cc511e4b365359842c0a9825dc416d5/e4f6cb4faa1aa13d-8e/s1280x1920/9f0ca9abdb590fdaca5c7a93e230a79bfe32fd2d.jpg -https://64.media.tumblr.com/c32edb01ada4ebf159bbb70b5a00c36c/3bca30f2ba708ae4-c3/s1280x1920/6f04c20b2fe1e47c0898b513e71772f99581ea13.jpg Zinn also has that tragic sibling swag, accidentally killing its sibling. It has so much trauma, but for a space-alien-god is very withdrawn and weary of the world. Although it tends to act cryptic and not reveal too much. It seems like it used to be elitist but with time has come to appreciate the mortal world although it would never admit it outloud. ANYWAY. VOTE FOR THIS PATHETIC HORROR OF GUY. Monsterfuckers and monsterfriends assemble! (and go read Monstress! There are many queer characters and the lead is sapphic! also cool monsters, cool worldbuilding, and real world cultural references) TLDR: Its an eldritch god who misses its dead wife :( / There is something very wrong with them (affectionate)

Leonie Beaumort

Beaumort is one cool cat! Struggling with an impoverished pre-revolution French life, she conspires to get revenge upon the officer who got her father killed. She takes no shit, even from her co-conspirators, and even ends up causing the French revolution in one ending. You don't get much more girlboss than that!

[oldfangirl81]

I do like the suggestions of MonsterFriend and MonsterHugger.

Is there an asexual equivalent to MonsterFucker?

I think they (vampires, werewolves, shifters, demons, aliens) are neat. I like shipping them. But I don't actually want to fuck any of them myself.

[theodoricofyork]

Happy #FrankenFriday monsters! 🔩🖤💚🖤💚🔩 @franken_bones This picture is from one of my favorite Halloween purchase from @homegoods last year 💚🖤💚🖤 #universalmonsters #frankenstein #monsterfriend #halloween #halloweendecor #creepinitcreepy #halloweendecorations #halloweendecorating #halloweenfinds #trickortteat #halloweenhouse #halloweenhomedecor #halloweenlife #ifyougotithauntit #halloweenisalifestyle #staycreepy #countdowntohalloween #october31 #halloween2020 #halloweencountdown #everydayishalloween #halloweenobsessed #halloweenforever #halloween365 #halloweenie #halloweenjunkie #halloweenaccout #halloweeneveryday #halloweenshopping (at HomeGoods) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCMFbL9lvcF/?igshid=1xxqea5826org

[dog-teeth]

[oddballbirdie]

Have a spooky boyo, his name is Goop

[lucifer-the-vampire]

me at age 10: what if we become inseperable best buddies for life? me at age 30: what if we become inseperable best buddies for life?

creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*

8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0