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(Sold) 皮雕側背包改製成2只長夾-2 NaNa's 公雞葉題(夜啼) Rooster-reminder of leaves (rooster crows at night) Not finish
心心相印 💕 龜背芋它葉片本來的樣子就是有『心』了… 不過咱們就別細想它的"千瘡百孔"啦! 穿孔哲學也定是要保持美美的。哈哈哈! 😆😂 well, 今夜等色乾油染後即可縫製,並且與皮夾內層縫合。以上報告。The work progress. 💋 ℒan~*
📌 monstera deliciosa 龜背芋 ("swiss cheese plant" or "split-leaf philodendron")又名龜背竹、羽裂蔓綠絨、鳳梨蕉、蓬萊蕉及電信蘭,適應性強,性喜溫暖,潮濕的環境,但也耐陰、耐陽及有一定的耐旱性,原產於墨西哥的熱帶雨林中。為著名大型觀賞植物。也是園藝新手的好選擇,屬於半日照植物,請記得千萬不要將其曝曬於陽光下過久,容易有曬傷發黃的現象。 因其葉子長得像龜背上的花紋,所以龜背竹也同烏龜一樣代表著健康長壽之意。
#chu lan maria#fine craft artist#artist from taiwan#chu lan#leather art#handmade leather works#customized leather works#朱蘭皮藝#皮雕工藝#台灣工藝人#cat box-bag#男孩用的側背包#re-new old leather works#long-wallet#monstera deliciosa#龜背芋#swiss cheese plant#split-leaf philodendron
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fucking thrips stupid idiot pests i hate them
#i didnt even know there were any on my monstera#my cat just stopped trying to eat it#and over one night these stupid pests do an incredible amount of damage#plant looked fine yesterday#today theres a bunch of very large brown spots :(#i can find empathy for mosquitoes#most things really#i kind of like aphids even though theyre a major pest#weevils too#bc at least aphids have an interesting way of reproducing#and weevils look funny#tbf i know nothing about thrips#other than that theyve killed an ungodly amount of plants in this house and are almost impossible to fully get rid of#if you have hundreds of plants like we do#and ik they like the heat#so ive been finding some around my plants lately#but never with a lot of a damage#so its fine i can deal with that#but this?#what the fuck#i officially hate them forever#mine
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After taking WAY long than planned (about 2-3 hours each), my monsteras are done!
Stay tuned for some printing tomorrow :D
#etsy#handmade#vintage#craft#linoprint#relief print#carving#fine art#block printing#linocarving#monstera#leaf#plants#rubber carving#rubber
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observations from people watching at the therapist thanksgiving:
everyone seemed to like each other
no one mentioned a single thing about politics
there was not even a small argument or passive aggressive comment made
the cooking and set up and clean up was not only done by women
there was alcohol and weed but consumed "normally" rather than in mass amounts. also had the experience of my therapist offering to pass me the joint and that was unique (i didn't take it though)
not one, not two, but three dogs
#it was crazy tbh#like ohhh right you're all enlightened#GREAT houseplants also#i'm not posting pictures of someone else's house on the internet obviously but he has this begonia that is the same kind as mine but it's s#huge that it extends out on the ceiling towards the middle she's insaneeee#he's got a really nice oxalis too and a huge palm or something that basically makes a plant cave around the computer desk and a big monster#*monstera#and a shit ton of other ones. i covet their plants but the whole house is really cozy and nice. and the food was good#also his wife is SO fucking cool i want to be her friend#anyway i probably wouldn't have guessed that a dinner invite from ones therapist would be a good idea before but it actually did go well#although there were four pumpkin pies so most of the one i brought didn't get eaten 😔 but that means i get some so it's fine#me
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Bro, my (ex) roommate (who I successfully kicked out) literally pissed in my bed. He pissed. In my bed. In my bed.
And into the bathroom sink too.
#personal posts#I need to buy a new mattress even though I'm piss poor#and sheets#and I need to organize moving back to the living group#damn#I need to pack my life into boxes again#I sent my mother to look at my apartment today#lots of dirty dishes and empty alcohol bottles but my plants are still fine#and that's what matters#after telling the ward's psychologist all of the problems that have been going through my mind#she asked me 'what's the most pressing issue for you at the moment?'#and I told her 'make sure my plants are okay' lmao#like fuck the childhood trauma and bringing my abuser to court and fuck moving and my addiction#*plants*#literally lost sleep thinking about my monstera because this baby got huuuuuge#and the thought of harm being done to her killed me#(ex) roommate could have trashed my laptop and ripped off the wallpapers#but my plants?#I would have hunted and killed him for that
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🌿 .:. thank you for sharing this cosmos angels .:. 🌿
my art, earth readings and more here -> source
#hey#hi#it’s me#artists on tumblr#plantscore#plantblr#nature#art#spirituality#abstract art#fine art#bohemian#my art#abstract painting#boho art#monstera deliciosa#monstera plant#Plantcore
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someone please ban me from plant-tube...
#i...might've ordered soils and pots for my plants....#aaaaaaaaaaaaaand a monstera monkey mask.#THIS IS FINE#also my sterlizia got some extra love and care today#blah blah text post#*crazy plant lady phase intensifies*
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lmao. my fiddle leaf fig thinks it can just casually drop its leaves? bitch behave yourself or i'll put you out on the balcony to enjoy the weather
#it's 100% the lack of natural light but it's not my fault i live well above the 60th parallel#somehow the monsteras survive it just fine#but some of these others.... takkaan sytykkeeks perkele (<- ei omista takkaa)
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waking up at 7am to rescue my lil plants from the brutal storm winds is becoming a thing this summer
#woke up 5 mins before my alarm went off at 7a because of a lightning flash#bolted outta bed to see if it was bad. my poor lil pepper plant is a bit bent over#thank goodness i got a cage for my tomato plant so its doing fine#had to rescue my monstera. which i named veronica lol. and brought back inside#weather SAYS it will rain maybe a lil rainstorm in the morning#not an actual storm!! but i should’ve known better😅#hot muggy heat equals a storm font that WILL bring in strong winds#don’t mind sakizm
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pretty much all of the plants on my grow shelf have thrips uhmmm this is how i die
#like its fine i have neem and the ability to nuke them from existence its just done a ton of cosmetic damage#including on my mini monsteras that i was going to repot and gift to a friend :')#also my melanochrysum whcih was JUST starting to put out noticeably bigger leaves
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In my bathroom I currently have four orchids (two large two small) a chunk of wood full of mushrooms and an old spider nest a venus flaytrap a pitcher plant (i feed them dermestids since i have too many rn anyway) a petra croton a climbing ivy a little dish full of mossy rocks (i wanna make a stained glass terrarium to put them and my carnivorous plants in) a big ass fat ass monstera some dried eucalyptus a pothos hanging from a ceiling hook and a chunk of it im propogating. and its not enough i want more i need ferns i need shit growing along the ceiling
#i even started all the seeds i started to a little grow light station downstairs w my moms plants#*moved the ones i started#i started trying to give my bathroom a bit of a goth lean and quickly gave up and just lept full force into insane plant woman theme#looking at the garden section in lowes last night my friend even complained i dont need more bc my bathroom is like a jungle already#well guess what. i havent even started putting up shelves yet#ive seen ppl who hang a bar from the ceiling over their shower and hang plants from it#but i dont think its actually a good idea most plants dont like such drastically changing temp/ humidity#in the bathroom is fine but right there IN the shower is probably a lil too much for them to handle#i just brought the monstera home too and had to remove some leaves due to water damage so#as long as i can care for it properly. its only gonna get bigger
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Mujeres con buena planta
#tattoo#tattoos#tatuajes#mire_tattoo#barcelona#santako#tatuadora#tattoolife#tattooed#tattooist#monstera#plantas#fine tattoo#finelinetattooartist#Instagram
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the temptation to just throw a plant when it does even the smallest bitchy act
#christalks#sigh#I've had my wandering jew since june and now it's getting all droopy and yellow like WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME#little fucker knows the house inspection is coming up and wants to look neglected#that one and one of the pothos are tag teaming#everyone else is fine I think I'm just being really paranoid about the monstera cause I've never had one before#excuse me while I go sit in the corner and bang my head against the wall
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Working on a new Big Boi TM design of some monstera leaves <3 Time to break into the A4 rubber sheets I got for Christmas.
#etsy#handmade#vintage#craft#linoprint#relief print#carving#fine art#block printing#linocarving#monstera#Plant#Leaf#rubber carving#Rubber
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I probably should’ve brought my houseplants inside a few days ago, a handful of my Hoya bilobata’s new leaves got zapped with cold damage 😭
#it isn’t a lot of them… it’s literally only 4 leaves but still this Hoya is one of my babies ya feel 🥺#my larger-leaved Hoyas are all fine tho 💚#and my monstera albo is slowly but surely cooking up a new leaf 😤#and AND my anthuriums are super happy especially my clarinervium (my fave)
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Deadly Nightshade
(help me find the Suguru artist in the banner, for crediting and thanks/permission!)
A Suguru Geto "sex pollen" fic.
Suguru swallows an aphrodisiac curse, and finds the reader when his entanglement becomes too much to bear.
Warnings: *MONSTERFUCKING*, Loss of control (Suguru), rough but consensual, throat-fucking, Suguru's cursed technique...but sexy, tentacle shibari, cum as cure
(AU!Adult Suguru who never left Jujutsu High timeline)
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"Will be late home. It's a big one. Go to sleep without me, baby. You'll be tired."
Suguru finished tapping, looking up to the abandoned industrial site with wary interest, slipping his phone back into his pocket. He felt beckoned into this concrete jungle in a way he found unsettling; the Curse was clearly disguising its true potential, hiding in plain sight...but calling in back-up (likely Nanami or Higuruma at this time of day) would only put them at risk. And, they were tired.
With an internal spiteful sting at having lost his evening with you, which Suguru suppressed, black eyes flat and expressionless, he stepped onwards into the plunging lush foliage and exposed steel beams.
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Suguru's apologetic text filled you with disappointed longing. Loneliness and worry quashed your appetite. All your hopes and plans for a soft, touch-filled evening curled up on the sofa with him, were wiped.
Sighing, lovelorn and resigned, you took yourself to bed, your face snuffled into Suguru's pillow and the soft-spiced smell of him, to lull you into sleep.
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Suguru staggered through the door, leaning back to close it, gasping, sweating, clawing his jacket and shirt off his body. He burned from within, like the nine circles of hell.
After swallowing the curse, the roiling forest had disappeared with it...but Suguru soon felt its many limbs stretching within him, caressing the deepest parts of him, blighting him with this ungodly pain--
--no...not pain, Suguru thought vaguely, now naked except for his hakama, beads of sweat dripping from chest to belly as he teetered towards the bathroom. White-knuckled hands clasped the sink-- Suguru caught himself in the mirror, ripples of desire thrumming through him with every frantic beat of his heart, his raven hair free of its tie and framing febrile eyes--
Suguru retched, his shoulders heaving with exertion, retching again, his rigid cock crushed against his thigh as he collapsed forwards, seeping pre-cum and shaking and moaning, thinking of you in your bed you in your bed you in your bed--
Out of control I'm out of control got to take it back got to--
Something in Suguru snapped.
The lights flickered out one by one, from bathroom to corridor, as an eldritch forest clawed its way back out of him.
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You awoke in a fever dream, your sigh condensing and hanging heavy and humid in the earthy hushhushhush of a tropical forest, teeming with life.
What a strange dream, you thought. You did not notice how this set you apart from true dreamers, who would not find anything unusual about waking on a bed of moss and monstera. The duvet felt warm and springy with foliage beneath your fingertips, your toes, your body.
You had slept, and these uncanny tropics had grown up around you. Not one surface was free of queerly animated vines, yawning tropical flowers, and thick verdant leaves. Unable to see where one room began and another ended, your little home suddenly stretched for miles and closed in on you all at once.
You stepped gingerly off the bed, your feet settling on dewy leaves, splitting the fine low mist that clouded there. As you stepped to the doorway, you did not feel the hissing black tendrils, more creature of the deep than plant, that reached longingly after your feet.
Led only by curious patches of bioluminescence, eerie and golden, you moved to the living room, blinking, certain you were ill. A familiar voice, soft and dangerous, came forth from the shadows.
"You're awake. Good. I'd have fucked you while you slept, but they wanted you squirming."
With a gasp and a cry, you felt yourself become intangibly bound and suspended, feeling the rush of smooth tendrils snaking around your chest and bare thighs, wrists and ankles. Wrists tied behind your back, and legs folded up until your heels touched the backs of your thighs, your legs spread, you hung at face level to Suguru, who stalked out from a patch of hazy light.
Suguru had always held a haunting grace, a soft, untouchable masculinity, an unwavering abstract sensitivity. But, approaching you now, his black eyes were flat, sharklike, predatory. He had not hunted you, but had, instead, waited for you on the outskirts of his web.
In only his hakama, fine black tendrils tattooed his skin, animating him as he panted, desperate and sweating. The tendrils seemed to be soothing him, stroking, constantly moving over his rigid cock, his chest, his throat. As your own tendrils began to offshoot from the black wet-velvet vines that bound you, creeping under your clothes, circling round your nipples and creeping towards your core, a whimper broke free from your throat.
"Shhhhh, shh, shh, I need you wet if you're gonna do this for me, sweetheart."
Suguru stepped to you as if you catch your voice in his hands, sliding one finger into your mouth, pressing down on your tongue. He shivered in contrary to the inferno inside him, gripping his weeping cock with a roughened moan. As Suguru stroked your tongue, he reached down to undo his hakama, letting the coiling vines pull them from his body.
Suguru pressed against you now, lifting your top so he could rut his weeping cock against your belly, still examining your mouth with his fingers. You felt them tremble against your tongue. The last shreds of your Suguru were the only thing holding him back from taking you with bruising force. The vines coiled through your top, your underwear, shredding, removing, until you were naked, suspended, entwined.
Suguru's black eyes feasted on you, one hand stroking his cock with an iron grip, pre-cum wetting his fingers, and the other hand grazing over you, stroking the peaks of your breasts, your ribs, slipping between your puffy lips to see how ready you were for him. Carnal instinct took over, and he pressed himself back against you, his cock leaping in his hand.
Suguru shivered again, skin to skin with you. He knew, instinctively, that the itch at the base of his skull would not-- could not-- become dormant until he had completely spent himself inside you.
"You know I wouldn't ask more of you than I know you can take," Suguru cooed, soft and persuasive against your lips. You felt a tendril slip over your mound, slipping between your wet folds and coiling snugly around your clit, massaging it, rolling it. You mewled into Suguru's mouth, and he swallowed it down hungrily, kissing your sighs and whimpers off your lips.
"Oh fuck, baby-- you feel so wet--"
With a jolt, you realised that Suguru's hands clasped you by the hips, nowhere near your core.
"You can't feel tha-- how can you--" Suguru bit your lip, punishingly hard and you squeaked as the tendril that pleasured you so tenderly squeezed your clit in reprimand, simultaneously.
"They're mine," Suguru hissed, "just like every godforsaken curse I swallow," and he pulled you lower so your core settled on his cockhead, the vines acting in symbiosis with him to drag your thighs apart, "just like you're mine. And you'll help me...won't you?"
You felt a thicker tendril snake up the inside of your thigh, ghosting at your entrance. With savage force and a growl of warning, Suguru ripped it aside, pressing his cockhead inside you just enough to prevent any other intrusions.
Suguru's orgasm hit him with obscene force and he collapsed into you, stuttering his hips just once, before cumming with a shout, his seed spattering into your entrance and puffy lips, dripping down your bound thighs in thick white streams. Suguru's moans elongated into staccato whimpers, before descending into a hiss of unbridled rage.
"That did fucking nothing," he growled, tangling his fingers into your hair, yanking your head to the side, sinking his sharp canines into the front of your throat. His cockhead still leapt just inside you, spurting weak trickles of cum, and Suguru almost cried to feel absolutely no relief from the burning need throbbing through his body.
You felt the vines squeeze around you, your nipples clamped and rolled until tears filled your eyes with ethereal blurred lights. Suguru reached his long arms behind you, grasping the tops of your shoulders to slam you down against him, impaling you, gasping and wildly overstimulated, onto his cum-lubricated cock.
The tendril rolling and flicking over your clit picked up speed, and you came, twisting against your restraints, crying Suguru's name. Suguru stared hungrily down to where he bottomed out in your pussy, watching and feeling it clench around his cock with shuddering bliss.
As the tendrils continued to work on your nipples and clit, your pleasure becoming frantic and painful, making you squirm and pull away from them, Suguru landed a stinging slap to your arse.
"Fucking take it. What good are you if you can't milk this thing out of me? More." Suguru lifted you just once, cruelly slamming you down again, warning you against your squirming, needing beyond need for you to clench around him again.
"Suguru-- please-- it's too much--" Your needy cries broke off into agonal gasps as you came again and Suguru's head dropped back, jaw slack as he felt your pussy clench and contract, sucking cum from him, surely enough to relieve him, surely--
"No, I-- no--" he panted, his eyes frantic, watching his seed leak out of you, now floppy and malleable in your corseting vines. Digging both hands into his hair, scratching at his own scalp, then moving his fingertips to his tongue to suck them with a ragged groan, Suguru grasped at straws for any stimulation to purge him of this monstrous need.
As he gripped himself, clutching and agonised, his eyes feverish, you could only moan stunted little moans as the vines around you lifted and dropped you, thrusting you savagely onto Suguru's length, still impossibly hard. You leaned forwards, kissing Suguru with urgency, trying to claw him back to you as his vines fucked you against him. He nipped at you, biting, no longer the gentle man you knew.
"Not hard enough-- shit, you can-- can do better than that--"
Finding some strength again, Suguru's hands dropped to your hips, kneading the plush fat there, trying to squeeze you around him, and he added to the strength of his vines, lifting and slamming you back onto him.
So lost were you both in chasing his release, neither of you noticed the forest around you gradually withering, fading and dying. The bioluminescence waxed and waned, throwing strange, marionette shadows around the room.
You were thankful for the embrace of the vines, unable to count how many times you had peaked from the constant stimulation of vines, masturbating you while Suguru kept your cunt and belly constantly filled. Suguru gasped and murmured into your neck, all unintelligible, unreasonable demands of you, and pleas for release.
As Suguru came with a ragged cry again, filling your aching pussy to the sound of wet, squelching thrusts, you felt the tendrils around your breasts and clit wither away, leaving your buds swollen and tender.
Suguru could barely stand, supported by a few remaining vines, still staring into you, so hungry but so spent. You felt him pull his cock out of you, dripping with his own seed, and you cried out to feel his cock replaced by a thick-tipped vine, pressing against your cervix, shunting his seed up into your belly.
Suguru's eyes rolled back to feel this bizarre vicarious pleasure, lazily letting the vine thrust his cum back into you, as the others twisted you, tilting so your back was parallel to the floor, your head tipped back, mouth level with his cock, still so red and aching.
"Is your throat tighter than your pussy?" Suguru pondered aloud, drunk and swaying with divine ecstasy as he fingered the sides of your jaw, slapping his cockhead against your lips and tongue. When you stuck out your tongue invitingly, swiping its tip across Suguru's slit, he gasped, shuddering and gritting his teeth.
"Let's find out," Suguru hissed, sliding his cock into your mouth, letting you taste your combined arousal, before thrusting with an injured moan into your throat, squeezing you, feeling the ridges of his cock move inside you as you gagged around him.
Pulling out enough to let you breathe, Suguru gripped you by the head and neck, grunting as he rutted into you, his pleasure doubled by his vine fucking his cum back into your pussy. Suguru's eyes fixed, fascinated, on the wet slip of this extra appendage inside you, how you reflexively humped against it as if it was his cock, how you mewled and whimpered at its intrusive tenderness.
As you twitched and shuddered, convulsing with overstimulation, Suguru came for the last time in a soundless gasp, his knees almost buckling beneath him as wave after wave of please rolled through him, washing away the dreadful, burning itch running through his brain and spine, leaving him exhausted, but finally un-fogged, finally in control.
With little warning, you were released from your bounds, and Suguru caught you, cradling you against him, and lowering you with a fractured groan to the floor. He sunk onto you, his mouth on your neck in prayer, kissing and soothing, blessing you with his relief.
"Would've died," he insisted, kissing your hair, your eyes, your nose, spooning you against him as the last remnants of this unwelcome forest embered away, rising like ashes on rising heat to fade into the night, "would've died-- died if you hadn't--"
You shushed Suguru, plaiting his fingers with yours across your chest as he shivered and heaved against you.
"Not...not your fault," you yawned, leaning into his kisses, "but like I keep telling you...you can't eat all of your problems away." Suguru laughed softly, nuzzling you.
"No...can fuck them away though, apparently."
Sticky and intertwined together on the floor, Suguru surveyed the cracked floorboards, the walls rended by vines, and trickles of damp running down from the ceiling. Lips puckering in dread against your neck, Suguru whispered.
"What, uhm...what do we tell the home insurance company?"
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By far the most unhinged thing I've ever written. I'll see myself out.
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