#monster camp spoilers

[ampresandian]

The very first scene of pjo season 2 should be Annabeth, Luke, Grover, and Thalia fighting monsters on Half-Blood Hill and Thalia sacrificing herself and being turned into a tree to mirror the very last scene that should be Thalia appearing while Annabeth's on guard duty and telling Percy who she is

[suncaaaa]

In SOM, Percy says that he's not been training a lot during school time. And we have a canon explanation: he broke a vase while holding a spear (I think?), and so Sally said no training in the house. Okey.

BUT

What if he couldn't train most of the year because of the scar given by Luke on his last day of camp? By the pit scorpion? Because this was described as incredibly painful, and even with magic and ambrosia and nectar, he couldn't properly heal at the moment... So his organism had to fight it back itself, like a disease no?

So it hurt, and he couldn't train for his sake because of that.

[xxvampcakezxx]

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR MONSTER ROADTRIP DAMIEN BENCH CONVERSATIONS

WHAT COULD THIS MEAN...... WHAT IF.. TOP SURGERY SCARS......

[anotherprofessional]

I don't know if this is an underrated ship, it's pretty cute.

[scoobypineapple]

Not to be that person but like, I cannot believe they had clawdeen kiss deuce in mh2 when she quite literally had no chemistry with him in comparison to draculaura or toralei

[acourtofquestions]

Golden flame danced between her fingers.

Elide recoiled, and the fire vanished as quickly as it had appeared.

"My name is Essar," the female said softly. "I am a friend--of your friends, I believe."

Elide said nothing.

"Cairn is a monster," Essar said, taking a step closer. "Stay far from him."

"I need to find him."

"You played the part of his mistreated lover well enough. You have to know something about him. What he does."

"If you know where he is, please tell me." She wasn't above begging.

Essar ran an eye over Elide. Then she said, "He was in this city until yesterday. Then he went out to the eastern camp." She pointed with a thumb over a shoulder. "He's there now."

"How do you know?"

"Because he's not terrorizing the patrons of every fine establishment in this town, glutting himself on the coin Maeve gave him when he took the blood oath."

Elide blinked. She had hoped some of the Fae might be opposed to Maeve, especially after the battle in Eyllwe, but to find such outright distaste...

Essar then added, "And because my sister--the soldier you spoke with--told me. She saw him in the camp this morning, smirking like a cat."

"Why should I believe you?"

"Because you are wearing Lorcan's shirt, and Rowan Whitethorn's cloak. If you do not believe me, inform them who told you and they will." Elide cocked her head to the side.

Essar said softly, "Lorcan and I were involved for a time."

They were in the midst of war, and had traveled for thousands of miles to find their queen, and yet the tightness that coiled in Elide's gut at those words somehow found space. Lorcan's lover. This delicate beauty with a bedroom voice had been Lorcan's lover.

"I'll be missed if I'm gone for too long, but tell them who I am. Tell them that I told you. If it's Cairn they seek, that is where he shall be. His precise location, I don't know." Essar backed away a step. "Don't go asking after Cairn at other taverns. He isn't well regarded, even amongst the soldiers. And those who do follow him... You do not wish to attract their interest."

Essar made to turn away, but Elide blurted,

"Where did Maeve go?"

Essar looked over her shoulder. Studied her.

The female's eyes widened. "She has Aelin of the Wildfire," Essar breathed.

Elide said nothing, but Essar murmured, "That was... that was the power we felt the other night." Essar swept back toward Elide. Gripped her hands. "Where Maeve went a few days ago, I don't know. She did not announce it, did not take anyone with her. I often serve her, am asked to... It doesn't matter. What matters is Maeve is not here. But I do not know when she will return."

Relief again threatened to send Elide crumpling to the ground. The gods, it seemed, had not abandoned them just yet.

But if Maeve had taken Aelin to the outpost where they'd lied that the Valg prince had been contained...

Elide gripped Essar's hands, finding them warm and dry. "Does your sister know where Cairn resides in the camp?"

For long minutes, then an hour, they had talked.

Essar left and returned with Dresenda, her sister. And in that alley, they had plotted.

Elide finished telling Rowan, Lorcan, and Gavriel what she'd learned. They sat in stunned silence for a long minute.

"Just before dawn," Elide repeated. "Dresenda said the watch on the eastern camp is weakest at dawn. That she'd find a way for the guards to be occupied. It's our only window."

Rowan was staring into the trees, as if he could see the layout of the camp, as if he were plotting his way in, way out.

"She didn't confirm if Aelin was in Cairn's tent, though," Gavriel cautioned. "Maeve is gone--Aelin might be with her, too."

"It's a risk we take," Rowan said. A risk, perhaps, they should have considered.

Elide glanced to Lorcan, who had been silent throughout. Even though it had been his lover who had helped them, perhaps guided by Anneith herself. Or at least had been tipped off by the scent on Elide's clothes.

"You think we can trust her?" Elide asked Lorcan, though she knew the answer.

Lorcan's dark eyes shifted to her. "Yes, though I don't see why she'd bother."

"She's a good female, that's why," Rowan said.

At Elide's lifted brow, he explained, "Essar visited Mistward this spring. She met Aelin." He cut a glare toward Lorcan. "And asked me to tell you that she sends her best."

Elide hadn't seen anything that came close to pining in Essar's face, but gods, she was beautiful. And smart. And kind. And Lorcan had let her go, somehow.

[z1bells]

When they both have the same VA>>>

[doodlboy]

I feel like Steve Irwin rn, just ran halfway across hyrule [almost beefing it a couple times] following a dragon bc I wanted a really good picture of her for my compendium

"Look at that beauty!" *falls into the depths of hell*

[eldrichthingy]

How do people even get rejected by Astarion because I have no idea- in each playthrough I have now he's the first to ask my Dark Urge out 😭😭 even on good alignment and even having him constantly disapprove (still having good - very good - perfect relationship though depending on save)...

[mariana-oconnor]

Me: *destroys drum*

Goblin: *beats invisible drum and now the whole camp hates me*

Me:

[mosthomoeroticenemies]

[deadguydeathmatch]

Dead Guy Death Match Round 2: Poll 14

[yharnamesque]

Uhhhhhhhhh talking about Sweet Home season 2 brb

I managed to convince the family to watch Sweet Home with me since season 2 came out last December and honestly? It's kind of been a dud so far

Like season 1 FUCKED HARD and there's a reason I binged the whole lot in one night the first time round. But this??? Who the fuck are any of these new people and why should I care about them. Why should I care about Chief Ji or her daughter and weird friend, or the new priest that is so clearly just a shady grifter, or ANY of the soldiers except the one that brought the OG group to the shelter in the first place. Where is Ui-myeong and the rest of the monsters he set loose? You're telling me they wouldn't have followed the soldiers out to the hideaway and tried to make an effort to break in? The crazy scientist is the only guy holding my attention at the moment

The timeskip of almost an entire year without doing even a smidge of establishing setting up in the underground has really fucked it up I think. If there'd been even like a series of quick flashbacks to show some stuff like why Chief Ji and the military leader are at odds, what proper went down between Ji's husband and Eun-yu etc it would have helped massively. But as it stands it's just kind of a nothing burger. The bloody soldiers get more screentime than the actual OG survivors who managed to make it, why is that allowed???

Where's my boy Hyun-su and his sick as fuck wing-arm, bring back my boy already

[xxvampcakezxx]

I GOT THE ROADTRIP ENDING OF LIAM AS BRIAN!!!!! i am so happy i tried like 5 times to get his ending, i kept dying because of how he affects stats 😭😭

[anotherprofessional]

So weird to get creepypasta references in 2022 but here we are along with My first love in Monster Camp, MOSS MANN...

Never forget that Moss pushed Oz into the firepit, killing him somehow along with The other victims that They killed during His time at the camp because in Monster Camp anyone can just kill Oz and Zoe easily. (Because fuck logic, If Cal can kill Oz and replace them. Anyone can.)

Hazel is super cute, I want to pick Them up and protect them an d kept them safe to I was scared when I decided to go for MOSS to take Them to the end, didn't help that during the Good End with Them that it sounds like He was going too with lines like "You know, Hazel? I like to think of stars as big, relentless fires burning in the sky.", "You know the best secrets are kept to their grave" and, "I think we should share a secret between the two of us..." these aren't exact lines but My eyes went wide in horror it ended with simply Them kissing Hazel which thank god for that.

Hazel and MOSS MAN are gonna write blogs together about the Monster version of Avril Lavigne while listening to Lo-Fi (Maybe throw a few bodies into the fireplaces to themselves warm) looking cute together and I say they probably have a good relationship.

I'm kind of sad that I got most of these, surprised they didn't include anything related to Cupcakes with how often that story was used in CreepyPasta Universe even thou it was just a MLP fanfic and not a creepypasta but at least we got the beloved ask enderman here.

[sunbedo]

i forgot to mention this but. I FINALLY GOT TEARS OF THE KINGDOM BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so gotdamn excited its so good so far!!!! I like rauru v much.... kind ancient creature man.... <:)