#i want to kiss her on the mouth. so bad. I love my autistic gf aaaaa!!!!!!

[sunbedo]

i forgot to mention this but. I FINALLY GOT TEARS OF THE KINGDOM BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so gotdamn excited its so good so far!!!! I like rauru v much.... kind ancient creature man.... <:)

[moth-gay-blog]

1. When you’re sick who takes care of you? My partner, kind of? They just do things for me if I ask, but when I'm sick I tend to isolate.

2. Does anyone call you something other than your name? A few people do.

3. If you could walk in anyone’s shoes for one day who would it be? A neurotypical lmao

4. What is your comfort food? All food is comfort food.

5. How much do you relate to music? Uh depends on the song? This is too broad of a question.

6. When you’re sad, what do you find yourself listening to?

I don't really change the music I listen to when I'm sad.

7. Do you ever use words like DIZ, DAT, DA? No.

8. Have you ever put alcohol in a soda can? No.

9. Have you ever surprised someone by accident and they were doing something shocking? No.

10. Do you donate blood? No. Pretty sure I'm not allowed.

11. Do you have any tan lines? I don't tan.

13. When was the last time you cancelled plans at the last minute? I'm not sure.

14. When was the last time you had your neck kissed? It's been a while.

15. If someone wants to surprise you with a gift, what are you hoping it is? Something not super expensive because then I'd feel bad c':

16. Imagine your bf/gf proposes to you at a baseball stadium and they put it on National Television. You don’t want to get married at all. Would you say yes to save him or her the embarrassment? Lmao well my partner is already well aware that I don't want to get married, so this would't happen. And since I literally JUST started dating my boyfriend, I don't think he'd do this, either.

17. Do you follow any local music and/or bands? No.

18. What is the last thing you put in your mouth? My finger.

19. Do you wear ankle or no show socks? I wear normal socks? Idk what they're called.

20. What do you think about man purses? I don't understand why bags and purses have to have a gender signifier in their name.

21. How late will you stay up tonight? Idk.

22. Do you owe any money to the library for overdue books? Nope.

23. Last time you cut yourself shaving? Idk, I haven't shaved in ages. Except my head, but my clippers have a blade guard thing.

24. What’s better french manicured nails or painted? Uhhh.

25. What is your favorite scent from Bath and Body works? Idk. They're expensive, the only things I have from them are things I stole from my mom or got as gifts. They all smell good, so whatever.

26. Has a employee in Victoria’s secret ever sized you for a bra? Back when I wore them, yes.

27. Has a mate ever surprised you with new lingerie? I don't wear lingerie.

28. Have you ever eaten a spoonful of sugar? I used to eat sugar cubes, that's about it.

29. Have you ever set up a fake myspace account? No...

30. Your friends boyfriend is hitting on you, do you tell her? Um yeah, that's kind of. Not good. Unless said friends are polyamorous, that's not cool.

31. Ever been hit on by the opposite sex? I've been hit on by people of several genders. Can't tell if they were all serious though.

32. Ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Yes.

33. Ever danced on a pole? No.

34. Do you have pictures of yourself in a bikini? I've never worn one, so.

35. Name something you’ve compromised for someone else? My well being.

36. Last time you visited someone in the hospital? Several years ago.

37. What do you think about the name Willow for a baby girl? I have no opinion.

38. Is there someone on your mind who shouldn’t be? No.

39. Is Santa Claus a pervert? No. He's based on St Nicolas, who was definitely not a pervert. Nice try being edgy, though.

40. What do you think about online relationships? Where it stays online only? I'm in a long distance relationship that began online and is pretty much just online and through text. Sometimes that's the only option, if you live far away and can't afford to see each other in person. There's nothing wrong with that.

41. What about long distance relationships? See above.

42. Can people really love one another without actually meeting? See above.

43. Do you have any hand me downs? Only if you count clothes bought at a thrift store.

44. Last leftovers you ate? I'm not sure.

45. Have you ever had your fingers slammed in a car door? Not a car door, no.

46. Ever broken any bones? No.

47. Would you go to an ultimate fighting match? Mmm I'd rather go to a pro wrestling match. I don't really know who any UFC fighters are.

48. How weak is your stomach? Well, if you're asking if things like blood make me sick, then pretty strong I guess. Physically, though, I have IBS, so my stomach feels pretty fucked up a lot of the time, depending on what I eat.

49. Ever tell someone “I told you so”? Yeah.

50. Do you like trampolines? Yeah.

51. Have you ever seen someone get caught stealing? Only when I worked retail.

52. Do sinners have more fun? Uhh, you do realize that even in the Christian faith, everyone is a sinner? So this question is stupid.

53. Would you ever get sleeves of tattoos? Sleeves require too much cohesion and planning.

54. Ever peed your pants in public? No.

55. How do you express yourself when you’re mad? Yelling.

56. Who’s birthday is next? Kelsey's was the most recent, we're having a surprise party for her on Satuday. After her, I think my mom's is next.

57. Does everyone tell little white lies? Yes.

58. Did you know a lot of towns open the mall early so the old people can walk around & get exercise? Okay. Mine doesn't.

59. Think of a good survey question; No.

60. Do you tilt your head when you take a picture with someone else? Idk, maybe? If I have to to be in the frame, I guess.

61. What does body language say to you? No idea. I'm borderline and autistic so there is a 99.9% chance I will misread your body language at any given time.

62. If you could read minds, whose mind would you want to read first? I wouldn't want to read minds.

63. What is the best disguise you can think of? Fuck if I know.

64. Would you feel safer if a police officer lived on your street? A cop lives directly across the street from me and I hate it. I hate cops. I feel one thousand percent less safe in the presence of those pigs.

65. What do you think about raves? I've been invited to a few before, but the idea of being that close to people I don't know is unappealing. Also strobe lights make me nauseous.

66. What do you think about skinny pants? That's pretty much the only pants I wear, besides yoga pants.

67. Should guys wear skinny pants? Wear whatever you want, holy shit. Pants aren't fucking gendered, you cis trash.

68. Do you own a pair of cowboy boots? No.

69. What about a cowboy hat? No.

70. Why are you taking this survey anyways? Because I'm restless and I don't know what I want to do!!