#monoschmirtz headcanon

[thedragonemperess]

Monoschmirtz Headcanons

Because why not?

This started some time after Doof left the academy

When Charlene joins Heinz’s life, they break up, because he didn’t know who to choose and their relationship was a secret to begin with

After they divorce, they cross paths again and try to give it another try

But continue to keep their relationship a secret since they’re on opposite side of the law 

(And life in a way)

There have been many close calls with other employees and agents

Carl knows because Double M talked about him a lot, and Doof wouldn’t stop pestering him about meeting him

After meeting, Carl almost had a heart attack

But he has since adopted Doctor D as a second father and vice versa

Vanessa met Francis shortly afterwards

And took a real liking to him, basically adopting him as a second father

(They each get jealous of the other for how much their respective kid likes the other from time to time)

They’re just one big dysfunctional family

Perry finds out eventually due to observations he’s made while kicking Doctor D’s butt

And pretends not to know because he doesn’t want them to panic

There’s constant bickering between them, but it’s always in a playful manner

“That’s because he’s not officially an employee” “You don’t pay him?” “He gets college credit” “Are you sure you’re not the villain?”

Doof is well aware of Francis using his inventions against him and other scientists, but doesn’t care, because it’s just business

And he loves him

While Double M is well aware that he is actually really smart, and honestly feels bad about always wrecking his plans

But he’s always assured it’s okay and that makes the rest/next day of work a little bit easier for him

They learn a lot about the other through the other’s kid

“I like men with titles” “You know he doesn’t have a doctorate, right? “What?!” “It’s fake” “Are you serious?!” “He bought the certificate for $15″

“.........I’m sure he wouldn’t do this” “He probably would” “He’s not that petty” “He decided that it was a good idea to wear two eye patches because O.W.C.A. had to team up with S.H.I.E.L.D. and Nick Fury intimidated him” “That’s.....actually really funny”

Eventually Perry lets Doof know that he knows about their relationship, and he kinda joins the family as well

They’re just a cute gay couple that despite their differences, love each other deeply and take care of their kids and platypus together because that’s all both of them really want

Whaddo you think?

@ginnyweatherby