#monica x don

[bisexualmultifandommess]

I made this and it’s so dumb but I love it lmao

I was going to put David as Phoebe but then I could imagine David as Joey being forced to keep it a secret from Don by Colby 😂

[the-indie-owl]

SpongeBob SquarePants Shipping Chart (FEEL FREE TO USE)

MAJOR UPDATE (10/14/2023): Added More Characters from the Musical

For the record, I've decided to create my own official blank shipping chart of one of my Fandoms for the very first time (since there isn't much SB Shipping Charts all over online so I created my own).

I've created Two Versions in case for Half of the Fandom's POV on the Two King Neptune characters (rather if you believe they are the same Character or Not).

Here are the Two Links for Full Versions in case to use for the Better Quality.

In case if you are confused of what each of the Ship Terms for what each of the Color represents...

❤️ = OTP (A Ship that You Love so Much and it is your own Main Favorite One out of all of the Other Ships) 🧡 = Platonic (A Ship that you prefer to be more than just Personal Friends rather than a Couple) 💖 = Crack (A Kind of Ship that is meant to be either Bizarre or Funny as in a Joke) 🩷= Love (A Ship that you also Adore but not that much of a Main Favorite) 💛= Like (A Ship that you do Enjoy but rather in a More "Causal" way to say the least) 💚= Neutral (A Ship that you have Mixed Feelings or Indifferent with) 🩵= Ok (A Ship that you're completely Fine with, but don't have any strong feelings towards it) 💜= Meh (A Ship that you just don't completely care nor pay any attention to) 💙= Dislike (A Ship that you just don't agree with or just not a personal fan of, if you don't have any too much Hate of it) 💙= Hate (A Ship that you just CAN'T STAND no matter how much that you despise) 🖤= Crash and Burn (A NOTOP that you Hate so much and is your own Main DEPISE One out of all the Other Ships)

Bonus Option: 💗= Ship with OC (A Character that you personally prefer to ship with Any of Your Own Persona/Mutuals' OC) 💚= Ship in Crossover (An X-Over Ship that you prefer to ship with Any Canon Character in the Franchise with a Different Character from Another Media) 🟤= Stay Single (A Character that you don't have enough ships and would just leave the Character to be Single without being shipped with anyone)

Characters in the Chart:

(Main Show)

SpongeBob SquarePants

Patrick Star

Gary The Snail

Sheldon J. Plankton

Squidward Tentacles

Sandy Cheeks

Mr. Krabs

Pearl Krabs

Karen

Mrs. Puff

Mermaid Man

Barnacle Boy

Larry The Lobster

The Flying Dutchman

Man Ray

Dirty Bubble

King Neptune

Queen Amphitrite

Prince Triton

Squidabeth

Barry Blobfish

Nosferatu

Slappy Laszlo

Slippy

Squidina Star

Chip Plankton

Tony 

Squilliam Fancyson

Squilvia

Patchy The Pirate

Spot

Snellie

Kenny The Cat

Perch Perkins

Bubble Bass

Old Man Jenkins

Kevin C. Cucumber

Flats The Flounder

Lady Upturn

Stanley SquarePants

Sam Star

Flapjack SquarePants

Bubble Buddy

Rube Goldfish

Gale Doppler

Plankrab

Charlton Hawkfish

Boat Salesman Shark

Hieronymus Glove

Karen 2.0.

Nurse Bazooka

Lord Poltergeist

DoodleBob

Don Grouper

Sticky Fins Whiting

Dorsal Dan

Dylan

Fred

Tom

Archie

Harry

Francis

John

Nancy Suzy Fish

Nazz Mimi

Tina Fran

Henry Bart

Franco

Sheila

Vera Fishbowl

Medley Fishbowl

Evelyn

Mevis

Buddy

Perry

Horace

Sheldon

Halbert

Jennifer Millie

Charlie

Frank The Goldfish

Jimmy Gus

Phil

Molly

Clay

Don The Whale

Harold (Red Fish)

Gus

Martin/Wobbles

Scooter

Lou

Harold "Bill" Reginald

Nat

Shubie

Dave

Sadie

Abigail Marge

Patty Rechid

Norma Rechid

Nathiel

Martha Smith

Thaddeus

Billy Lime

Harv

Frank (Lifeguard Guy)

Lloyd-Rich

Cara

Paco

Sylvester

Mabel

Old Man Walker

Lonnie

Mary

Sandals

Dennis

Miss Shell

Norma Edna

Debbie

Frank

Pilar 

Frankie Billy

Dale

Lenny

Mable-Monica

Purple Doctorfish

Norton

Richard

(Movies)

-1st Movie, "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie"

Princess Mindy

Dennis

- 2nd Movie, "Sponge Out of Water"

Burger Beard

-3rd Movie, "Sponge On The Run"

King Poseidon

Queen Salacia (For those who don't know, in Roman Legends, Salacia was the Goddess of the Sea as well as the Actual Wife of Neptune (her Counterpart was Amphitrite, a Greek Goddess who was Poseidon's Wife). However, considering that the Franchise has secretly done an Alternate "Wife Swap" idea between the Consorts of the Greek/Roman Sea Gods, Salacia did appear in a Cameo of the Third Movie, regarding if it could be truly her or not. There was also a Semi-Design of Her through Concept Arts behind the Third Movie that I did found through ArtStation by 3D Developer (Michael Defeo). For those who are curious to know about the concept design behind King Poseidon's Wife in SB, here's the link that you can click on.)

Sage

Otto

Chancellor

Tiffany Haddock

(Spin-Offs)

-Kamp Koral

Narlene Narwhal

Nobby Narwhal

Kidferatu

Preda Tory

Roxy

Jimmy Blobfish

-The Patrick Star Show

Ouchie

(Musical)

Mrs. Mayor

Merlina Mermaid

Entity Punkfish

Goldfish

Fred Blutang

Bubbles

Bitsey

The Eletric Skates

(Other Media)

- Games 

Prawn ("Battle for Bikini Bottom")

Madame Kassandra ("The Cosmic Shake")

- Books

Princess Neptuna ("SpongeBob and the Princess")

Feel free to use if you like to use any version you want, either if you'd want to credit me or link my own charts in the descriptions/texts.

[bonitamusic]

Tracklist : Monica – Knock Knock Beyonce – Me, Myself & I x I’m Ready (Darkstepper Edit) Goapele - Closer to my Dreams (YAMA//SATO Edit) Janet Jackson – Got 'Til It's Gone (Ummah Jay Dee's Revenge Mix) Kelela – On the Run (duncan gerow 7 Edit) Rose Gold – Soon As You Get Home(Remi Oz Edit) Rory, DRAM & Alex Isley – I Want You But You’ll Never Know Joyce Wrice – Hot Minute(Don Mayor Edit) Solange – Don’t Touch My Hair (The Lounge Inn Edit) Kasha Paige – Love Songs (por vida Edit) Mariah the Scientist – Spread Thin x On us (love ave. Edit) Tems – Me & U SZA – Hit Different x Cry For You (DJ Short Mashup) Tyla – Water x Shirt ( rubimental Edit) Missy Elliot, Ginuwine –Take Away x Good Days ( DJ Short Mashup) Faith Evans – Soon As I Get Home x Take Away (DJ Short Mashup)

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Page 18

✦Essie Davis

Girl With A Pearl Earring 2003 — (690 x 388px), (300 x 160px)

✦Fahriye Evcen

The Great Seljuks (episode 1-13) — part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17

✦Justine Waddell

Great Expectations 1999 — under development Tess of the D'Urbervilles 1998 — under development The Woman in White 1997 — under development Wives and Daughters 1999 — under development

��Natalia Sánchez

Heirs to the Land 2022 — (690 x 388px), (300 x 160px) Sueños de libertad — under development

✦Monica Bellucci

Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992 — under development Le pacte des loups 2001 — under development The Sorcerer's Apprentice — part 1, part 2 The Brothers Grimm 2005 — under development

✦Penelope Cruz

Don Juan 1998 — under development Fanfan la Tulipe 2003 — under development Volavérunt 1999 — under development La Celestina 1996 — under development The Girl of Your Dreams 1998 — under development The Queen of Spain 2016 — under development Captain Corelli's Mandolin 2001 — under development

✦Piper Perabo

George and the Dragon 2004 The Prestige 2006

[mysymmetry]

2023 Reading List updated Jan 8 March 13 April 10 May 29 July 5 July 31 August 22 Dec 14

Read So Far: Play It As It Lays, Joan Didion All of This Could Be Different, Sarah Thankham Matthews Readme.txt, Chelsea Manning The Book of Grief and Hamburgers, Stuart Ross Burntcoat, Sarah Hall The Best American Essays 2022, ed. Alexander Chee Easy Beauty, Chloe Cooper Jones Very Cold People, Sarah Manguso Son of Elsewhere, Elamin Abdelmahmoud Happy Place, Emily Henry Couplets, Maggie Millner Strange Loops, Elizabeth Harmer Milk Fed, Melissa Broder Tides, Sara Freeman Biography of X, Catherine Lacey The Guest, Emma Cline No One is Talking About This, Patricia Lockwood Ripe, Sarah Rose Etter How to Do Nothing, Jenny Odell Homebodies, Tembe Denton-Hurst Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow, Gabrielle Zevin Trust, Hernan Diaz The Fake, Zoe Whittall Anon Plz, Deuxmoi Utopia, Heidi Sopinka Death Valley, Melissa Broder

Currently Reading: A Little Life, Hanya Yanigahara The Best American Essays 2023, ed. Vivian Gornick Everyone in My Family has Killed Someone, Benjamin Stevenson

Want to Read: Love and Other Puzzles, Kimberley Allsopp (on hold @ city) Land of Milk and Honey, C Pam Zhang (on hold @ city) Lioness, Emily Perkins (on hold @ city) Monsters, Claire Dederer (on hold @ city) Body Friend, Katherine Brabon (avail @ SA Lib) A Real Piece of Work, Erin RIley (not avail @ SA Lib) Priestdaddy, Patricia Lockwood The Light Room, Kate Zambreno Lurch, Don McKay Started but Haven't Finished

Saving Time, Jenny Odell Really Good Actually, Monica Heisey My Autobiography of Carson McCullers, Jenn Shaplan Bliss Montage, Ling Ma Death in Her Hands, Ottessa Moshfegh The Hurting Kind, Ada Limon A Single Rose, Muriel Barbery We Have Always Been Here, Samra Habib Pathological, Sarah Fay The Marrow Thieves, Cherie Dimaline Animal Person, Alexander MacLeod My Face in The Light, Martha Schabas Pure Colour, Sheila Heti Satched, Megan Gail Coles A Lover's Discourse, Roland Barthes The Country of Marriage, Wendell Berry

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Holidays 5.26

Holidays

Battle of Pinhincha Day (Ecuador)

Bob Day

Boulder Day (Republic of Molossia)

Carb Day

Crown Prince’s Day (Denmark)

Drool Day

Dzien Matki (a.k.a. Mother's Day; Poland)

Feast of VooDoo Economics

Go Barefoot Around the House Day

Grey Day

Independent Artist Day

Mother’s Day (Poland)

National Death Busters Day

National EMS Recognition Day

National Grey Day

National Paper Airplane Day

National Poppy Day

National Ranboo Day

National Sorry Day (a.k.a. National Day of Healing; Australia)

National Wig Out Day

National Work From Home Day

Oat Grass Day (French Republic)

Prince Jonah Kuhio Kalanianaole Day (Hawaii)

Sally Ride Day

Starfleet Remembrance Day (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds)

Windmill Day (Netherlands)

World Dracula Day

World Lindy Hop Day

World Orienteering Day

World Product Day

World Redhead Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

National Blueberry Cheesecake Day

National Cherry Dessert Day

World Sherry Day

4th & Last Friday in May

Ascension Friday (Belgium)

Bermuda Day [Last Friday]

Don't Fry Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

European Neighbours’ Day [Last Friday]

Great Wisconsin Cheese Festival begins [Last Friday, thru Sunday]

Heat Safety Awareness Day [4th Friday]

National Cooler Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Death Busters Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Heat Awareness Day [Last Friday]

National Polka Festival begins (Ennis, Texas) [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Road Trip Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Wig Out Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

Portland Rose Festival begins (Oregon) Friday in late May; thru June 26]

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Awareness Day (Western Australia) [Last Friday]

Trader-Willi Syndrome Awareness Day [Last Friday]

Title Track Day [4th Friday]

Independence Days

Erenian Republic (Declared; 2019) [unrecognized]

Georgia (from Russia, 1918)

Guyana (from UK, 1966)

Molossia (f.k.a. the Grand Republic of Vuldstein; Declared; 1977) [unrecognized]

Feast Days

Augustine of Canterbury (Anglican Communion and Eastern Orthodox)

August Kopisch (Artology)

Buddha Day (Buddhism)

Doc Owl (Muppetism)

Dorothea Lange (Artology)

Eleuterus, Pope (Christian; Saint)

Festival of the Valley (Ancient Egypt)

Lambert of Vence (Christian; Saint)

Lemminkainen’s Day (Pagan)

Lenny Bruce Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

St. Monica (Positivist; Saint)

Oduvald (Christian; Saint)

Peter Sanz  (Christian; One of Martyr Saints of China)

Philip Neri (Christian; Saint)

Philippe de Champaigne (Artology)

Quadratus of Athens (Christian; Saint)

Shavuot (Judaism) [6 Sivan] (a.k.a. …

Feast of the Harvest

Feast of Weeks

Festival of Weeks

First-Fruit festival

Wheat Harvest

Thargelia (Birthday Festival of Apollo & Artemis; Ancient Greece)

Totally Random Day (Pastafarian)

World Hunger Day (Pastafarian)

Zachary, Bishop of Vienne (Christian; Saint)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]

Premieres

Absolutely Free, by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention (Album; 1968)

American Pie, by Don McLean (Song; 1971)

Avengers Assemble (Animated TV Series; 2013)

Beatlemania! (Broadway Musical Tribute; 1977)

Big Jake (Film; 1971)

Buddy of the Apes (WB LT Cartoon; 1934)

Caspar (Animated Film; 1995)

Dracula, by Bram Stoker (Novel; 1897)

Flying Home, recorded by Lionel Hampton (Song; 1937)

Games People Play, by Eric Berne (Self-Help Book; 1966)

God’s Men, by Pearl S. Buck (Novel; 1951)

Johnny Mnemonic (Film; 1995)

Kung Fu Panda 2 (Animated Film; 2011)

Mad Love (Film; 1995)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (Film; 2017)

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, by The Beatles (Album; 1967)

Sourcery, by Terry Pratchet (Novel; 1988) [Discworld #5]

The Whole Truth and Nothing But, by Hedda Hopper (Memoir; 1963)

X-Men: The Last Stand (Film; 2006)

Yellow Submarine, recorded by The Beatles (Song; 1966)

Today’s Name Days

Alwin, Philipp (Austria)

Anamarija, Filip, Zdenko (Croatia)

Filip (Czech Republic)

Beda (Denmark)

Miina, Minna, Valme, Valmi, Vella, Velli, Vilma, Vilme (Estonia)

Miina, Mimmi, Minna, Minni, Vilhelmiina, Vilma (Finland)

Bérenger (France)

Marianne, Philipp (Germany)

Alfaios, Karpos, Sinesios (Greece)

Evelin, Fülöp (Hungary)

Filippo, Pellegrino (Italy)

Eduards, Edvards, Varis (Latvia)

Algimantas, Eduardas, Milvydė, Vilhelmina (Lithuania)

Annbjørg, Annlaug (Norway)

Beda, Filip, Marianna, Paulina, Więcemił, Wilhelmina (Poland)

Carp (România)

Dušan (Slovakia)

Felipe, Mariana (Spain)

Vilhelmina, Vilma (Sweden)

Felipe, Flip, Phil, Philip, Philippa, Phillip (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 146 of 2024; 219 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 5 of week 21 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Huath (Hawthorn) [Day 13 of 28]

Chinese: Month 4 (Ding-Si), Day 8 (Jia-Shen)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 6 Sivan 5783

Islamic: 6 Dhu al-Qada 1444

J Cal: 25 Bīja; Foursday [25 of 30]

Julian: 13 May 2023

Moon: 42%: Waxing Crescent

Positivist: 6 St. Paul (6th Month) [St. Monica]

Runic Half Month: Odal (Home, Possession) [Day 2 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 68 of 90)

Zodiac: Gemini (Day 6 of 32)

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School of Style – Preppy Princess: 3 Fast Facts

(source: © pintrest.com)

“If you want a man to notice you, just wear red lipstick.” –Monica Bellucci

1. Lipstick Love – Ladies, I’d like to open this article, if I may, by talking about the model’s fantastic and feminine red lip colour. The Red Lip, as well as pulling the model’s look together, is also both ‘girlie’ and ‘glamorous,’ in my view. In addition ladies, it is definitely delightful to see that the model’s eyes have been kept subtle and simple, as you may have noticed. In the beauty industry, it is often advised that you should aim to choose one feature to emphasise: either the eyes or the lips, when it comes to everyday make-up application. Therefore ladies, I’m grateful to see that the model’s lip colour, is the ‘standalone’ facial feature in this frame. In her book, Ooh La La! Perfect Makeup, Susie Galvez rightfully reminded me that, “Lipstick has the power to transform our faces.” Ladies, please do always remember to check for lipstick on your teeth, especially red lipstick, before you leave the house.

2. Black Beret – In second place ladies, The Beret, which has historically been associated with French chic, adds fun and flair to the model’s overall outfit, in my opinion. Not only that ladies, but hats are a wonderful winter warmer, as you already know. Ladies, I’m sure that you are also aware, that hats are also cool for concealing a ‘Bad Hair Day.’ In her book, 1001 Little Ways to Look Younger: Anti-Ageing Tactics and Treatments for Lifelong Beauty, Emma Baxter-Wright superbly suggested that “If your roots are showing a little too much or your hair is lifeless and flat, or you simply haven’t had time to look after it properly, solve the problem by donning a stylish hat.” Ladies, I also absolutely appreciate the fact that The Black Beret, ties in with the model’s Houndstooth (also known as Dogstooth) high-waisted mini skirt, so that The Black Beret does not look ‘random.’

3. Winning Watch – To close and conclude ladies, I am confident that you may have noticed that there is quite a lot to talk about, with the model’s outfit. Her amazing attire, is indeed interesting, from my personal perspective. Therefore, it gives me great joy to share with you, that the model’s only real visible jewellery, is a watch on her right wrist. Based on my experience, excess jewellery is not always necessary, unless you’re wearing a neutral colour(s), such as black. The Red Coat is a sophisticated style statement in itself, without the need for additional jewellery, to ‘cramp her style.’ Because, as Coco Chanel once said, “Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance.”

Love, KF X                                                                                            

Happy to help: karensworldofstyle@live.co.uk or karens_style on X (Twitter)

This article was researched, written, edited, produced & published by Karen, on 4th September 2024

[byneddiedingo]

Fay Wray and Glenda Farrell in Mystery of the Wax Museum (Michael Curtiz, 1933)

Cast: Lionel Atwill, Fay Wray, Glenda Farrell, Frank McHugh, Allen Vincent, Gavin Gordon, Edwin Maxwell, Holmes Herbert, Claude King, Arthur Edmund Carewe, Thomas E. Jackson, DeWitt Jennings, Matthew Betz, Monica Bannister. Screenplay: Don Mullaly, Carl Ericson, Charles Belden. Cinematography: Ray Rennahan. Art direction: Anton Grot. Film editing: George Amy. 

The ever-imperiled Fay Wray gets higher billing, but the real star of Mystery of the Wax Museum is Glenda Farrell, playing an intrepid (what else?), tough-talking (ditto) newspaper reporter, Florence Dempsey. Flo's boss, Jim (Frank McHugh), gives her her walking papers, so she sets out to find a sensational story to save her job. She uncovers the sinister plot of Ivan Igor (Lionel Atwill), who is opening a new wax museum in New York. Igor had a similar museum in London, but it was losing money, so his partner in the business, Joe Worth (Edwin Maxwell), burned it down to collect the insurance. Igor was trapped in the conflagration but survived. Handicapped by his wounds, he trains new sculptors to re-create the glories of the old museum. One of the trainees is Ralph Burton (Allen Vincent), whose fiancée, Charlotte Duncan (Wray), turns out to be the spitting image of Igor's most prized sculpture in the old museum, an effigy of Marie Antoinette. Naturally, Igor plans to "sculpt" Charlotte into a new Marie: His method of capturing images is, let's say, not the traditional one. By a bit of breaking and entering, Flo manages to discover the macabre truth behind the wax museum's images. The plot gimmick -- a reporter uncovers a madman's schemes -- is exactly that of Doctor X (1932), Michael Curtiz's other venture into horror movie territory filmed in two-strip Technicolor, which also starred Atwill and Wray. Mystery of the Wax Museum is the better movie, with Farrell giving a better performance as the snoopy reporter than Lee Tracy in the earlier movie. It also has a neater plot, and a real creep factor in the spooky statues -- most of which are actors standing very still. Makeup artists Ray Romero and Perc Westmore and costume designer Orry-Kelly deserve special mention.

[the-indie-owl]

Here's my very own First Shipping Chart of One of My Fandoms (SpongeBob SquarePants).

Please Be Civil in the Comments and Reblogs, These Ships that I rank are just my Personal Opinion. So please be respectful. If you disrespect in the Comments or Reblog, I will either Delete Your Comment or Report your own Reblog if you don't be civil about personal views.

❤️OTP❤️

King Poseidon X Queen Salacia (Polacia)

SpongeBob X Sandy (Spandy)

Patrick X Princess Mindy (Mindrick)

Squidward X Squilvia (Squidvia)

🧡Platonic🧡

SpongeBob & Patrick

King Neptune & King Poseidon

Queen Amphitrite & Queen Salacia

Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy

Gary & Spot

Larry & Patrick

Pearl and Fred Blutang

Perch Perkins and Goldfish

Fred & Nat

Fred & Harold

Harold & Nat

Tom & Harold

Gus, Martin, & Scooter

The Trawler Cabin Squad

Sticky Fins Whiting and Dorsal Dan

💖Crack💖

Queen Amphitrite X Queen Salacia (SalAmp)

SpongeBob X Flying Dutchman (DutchBob)

Nartrick (Patrick X Narlene)

Sandlene (Sandy X Narlene)

Squidward X Squidabeth

Squidabeth X Barry

Sam X Blackjack

Chocoleg (Fred X Tom)

Nazz Mimi X Nancy Suzy

Shelia X Sheldon

Phil X Molly

Sadie X Abigail Marge

Mary X Lonnie

Old Man Walker X Mable

Miss Shell X Norma Edna

🩷Love🩷

King Neptune X Queen Amphitrite (Neptrite)

Squidward X SpongeBob (SquidBob)

Pearl X Squidina (Peardina)

Gary X Snellie (Snary)

Slappy X Slippy

Fred X Nurse Bazooka

Nat X Shubie

Mable Monica X Lenny

Dale X Abigail Marge

Frankie Billy X Nazz Mimi

Tom X Nancy Suzy

Dave X Nancy Suzy

Henry-Bart X Shelia

Vera X Medley

Tina Fran X Evelyn

Jennifer Millie X Jimmy Gus

Tom X Martha

Dennis X Mable

Old Man Walker X Mary

Frank X Debbie

💛Like💛

Mr. Krabs X Mrs. Puff (Kruff)

Sandy X Karen (Karendy)

Larry X Sandy (Landy)

SpongeBob X Kenny

Patrick X Tony (Tonyrick)

SpongeBob X Princess Neptuna (Spongetuna)

Bubble Bass X Kevin C. Cucumber

Squilliam X Perch Perkins (Fancykins)

Man-Ray X Dirty Bubble (Dirty Ray)

Stanley X Harold

Shelia X Don

Slappy X Nosferatu (Slapferatu)

Merlina X Entity Punkfish (Mertity)

💚Neutral💚

Pearl X Chip

Plankton X Karen (Plankaren)

King Poseidon X Madame Kassandra

Patchy The Pirate X Burger Beard

💙Ok💙

Squidward X Sandy (Squandy)

Squidward X Larry (Squarry)

Mrs. Mayor X Mrs. Puff (MayPuff)

Tina Fran X Charlie

💜Meh💜

Plankton X Mr. Krabs (Plabs)

Plankton X SpongeBob (PlankBob)

Plankton X Karen 2.0.

💙Dislike💙

Squidward X Squilliam (Squillward)

Squilliam X SpongeBob (SquilBob)

Princess Mindy X Sam

King Poseidon X King Neptune

💙Hate💙

SpongeBob X Dennis (SpongeDennis)

SpongeBob X Flats

Squilliam X Squilvia

🖤Crash & Burn (NOTOP)🖤

SpongeBob X Bubble Bass

Pearl X Dylan

🩷Ship with OC🩷

Prince Triton

Larry

Charlton Hawkfish

Nosferatu

🟤Stay Single🟤

Nobby

Ouchie

Old Man Jenkins

Chancellor

Tiffany Haddock

Lady Upturn

Bubble Buddy

Rube Goldfish

Gale Doppler

Plankrab

Boat Salesman Shark

Hieronymus Glove

Prawn

Sage

Otto

Lord Poltergeist

DoodleBob

Don Grouper

Richard

Archie

Harry

Francis

John

Mevis

Buddy

Perry

Horace

Halbert

Frank

Clay

Harold (Red Fish)

Lou

Patty

Norma

Nathiel

Thaddeus

Billy

Harv

Lloyd-Rich

Cara

Paco

Sylvester

Sandals

Pilar

Doctorfish

Norton

Frank (Life Guard Guy)

Bubbles

Bitsey

Electric Skates

Those who are interest in doing their own version, here's the Link.

[dickjarvisblogblog]

Jack Smith was holstering his weapon at the lockers, and trying desperately to find his lunch. He eventually gave up, not wanting to be late to receive the President from Air Force One. This presidential term was going pretty smoothly, and he wasn’t about to mess that up over some hard-boiled eggs.

“Jack the Jinx,” they called him. The worst secret service agent on the force. He had the job for 30 years and for every day he came in to work, it was always a shock that he still had a job.

The other agents hated him. He was considered a disgrace, and with all the mishaps he had over the years, it was probably warranted. You think it was Monica Lewinsky who gave Clinton that blowjob? Guess again, pal! It was Jack the Jinx. He almost killed George Bush with a pretzel and a shoe. He dropped an anvil on Obama (long story). Most recently he killed Trump via the flu, and that president had to be replaced by a wobbly-ass clone.

But in every incident they were miraculously unable to peg him as the culprit. Everyone knew, but no one could prove it.

Jack lived under that weight for 35 years. 35 years of waiting for the other shoe to drop. It was hell.

Giving up on the egg, he donned his jacket and joined the other agents on the tarmac with an empty tummy. It was an hour of awkward silence. The other agents ignored him as per usual. He could feel their resentment.

Finally the plane arrived. They watched the approach, and the stair vehicle which drove up to meet the aircraft. One of the other agents turned to Jack with a sneer “Well? You better get up there, you’re on stair duty!”

“Yeah, and try not to mess up this time, Jack the Jinx!” Another agent said as the rest of them snickered, giggled, and jeered.

Jack was truly the least popular secret service agent alive. He jogged towards the stairs, narrowly avoiding a spitball fired by one of the less mature agents.

As the plane settled, and the stairs moved in place, nearby news crews approached to get footage of the president disembarking the plane. Jack reluctantly started trudging up the stairs. He pulled the latch on the vehicle, and it swung open to reveal President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden. 

He side-stepped and felt a shift as they passed him. Something moved in his breast pocket and rolled down his belly, bouncing off his shoe. He looked down, and saw his lunch tumbling down the stairs. His egg! His hard boiled egg!! As it rolled down the stairs, racing the president, it landed right beneath his shoe.

Jack Smith could only watch in horror. Time seemed to stand still. The President suspended in mid air, like a marionette that was suddenly untethered from its strings. Jill Biden stumbling backwards, her eyes bulging out of her head. The news crews, lights flashing, eager cameras swooping in like vultures. And the furious faces of his fellow secret service agents, their eyes peeking over their sunglasses, staring daggers into him.

And then Joe Biden landed on the pavement with a sickening crunch. -----------------------------------------------------------------

Everyone was gathered around the hospital bed. The President was finally awake. The First Lady was slumped in a chair with a half eaten bagel, hair frazzled and tired eyes staring off into the middle distance. The Vice President, Kamala Harris, was standing with arms folded, staring down the assembled secret service agents. Joe Biden was in the bed, strung up in a full body cast. He was drinking a dixie cup full of apple juice with a curly straw. If the situation were not so dire it would have been funny. Behind him, a quilt of x-rays were illuminated, displaying the various fractures and breaks the president had suffered. The President smacked his lips, then turned his attention to the assembled agents who were kicking the ground, looking at their feet in shame. “Alright, fellas,” he said “I don’t know who did what, or who had- I uh- I want the egg- the uh- which one with the egg, okay?” The room was mostly silent, the confusion allowed to stew in the electrical hum of the assembled medical equipment. Kamala finally interjected “What I think the president was trying to say was; We know someone here planted that egg. We have the footage, we’re going to review it. But we’ll give you the chance to come forward, now!”

Now. The word landed on Jack with profound impact. She seemed to look directly at him. They finally had him. But knowing his luck, the footage would be corrupted, or the president would be blocking the view. He always thought they had him. They always thought they had him.

Now. If he kept his mouth shut, the awful specter of coincidence would save him. They wanted to fire him so bad, but they just haven’t been able to.

Now. Jack the Jinx had been hiding from his shame for decades, clinging to a position he had no right to hold. He could be free. Just take that one step. No more giggling, no more pranks or spitballs. Jack cleared his throat and all eyes in the room turned towards him. Even the first lady lazily raised her head, rising from her exhaustion to witness the confession. Jack spoke loudly, his voice cracking. “I-I made the egg. It was me. I dropped it on accident. Sorry mister President. The egg was mine. I never meant to hurt nobody!”

His fellow agents leered, wide-eyed and smirking, relishing the historic chewing-out of Jack the Jinx. Kamala Harris fumed, the gears turning in her head, calculating the most efficient way to destroy him. Jill Biden was trying to melt him with a glare. But Joe Biden smiled, sweetly, and nodded. “He admitted to the Egg. Brave kid.” There was a beat of silence. Kamala Harris simply said “What!?” which seemed to kick off an avalanche of interjections. 

“But sir-” 

“Don’t you know who this is!?” 

“You can’t be serious.”

“Noooo! Come ON!” Joe looked around the room, exasperated, shifting uncomfortably in his full body cast to nod and roll his eyes, “Yeah, yeah, I know! But look! It’s a tough gig! So he’s lost a few Presidents! Who hasn’t!? But he’s got guts! He admitted to the egg, Kamala! He didn’t mean to! I’m an egg guy myself! I know how tough it is to wrangle an egg! I say we let bygones be bygones!” “MISTER PRESIDENT, HE BROKE YOUR SPINE!” “Ah, Spines grow back! Say, Jack-” Jack Smith was unsure if the president knew his name was actually Jack or not “-I didn’t know you were an egg guy! Say, you like diners?”

Jack stuttered as the words came out “Uhhhh, y-yes, m-mister President!” “Great. Once I get outta this mummy costume we ought to go get some flapjacks and a couple’a hard boiled eggs! My treat! You know a good spot?” “Y-yes, Mister President!”

The other agents filed out, mumbling angrily and looking back with spite before leaving the room. The first lady started sobbing. Kamala Harris pinched the bridge of her nose. “Great! Good. Love diners. Hope they don’t unionize. Kamala says I gotta be pro union, at least for the cameras. Right, Kamala?” Kamala did not respond. “Yeah. Hate those freeloaders. Say, Kamala, We still do drones? Can we drone the suckers?”

Kamala followed the agents out of the hospital room, leaving Jack and the First Lady alone with the various airplane engine noises the President was making with his mouth. Jack sat with the fake drone sounds, pondering the path his life had taken. Was an angel looking out for him? Had a demon trapped him in this job? Was his life a tragedy? A comedy? He had no answers. All Jack had was a lifetime of injured presidents... and a pretty secure pension… and a cool gun, and an earpiece.

Writing Prompt: Joe Biden Egg

Joe Biden Slip and Fall on a hardboiled egg on national TV and has to go to hospital.

End Prompt.

[brookston]

Holidays 5.26

Holidays

Battle of Pinhincha Day (Ecuador)

Bob Day

Boulder Day (Republic of Molossia)

Carb Day

Crown Prince’s Day (Denmark)

Drool Day

Dzien Matki (a.k.a. Mother's Day; Poland)

Feast of VooDoo Economics

Go Barefoot Around the House Day

Grey Day

Independent Artist Day

Mother’s Day (Poland)

National Death Busters Day

National EMS Recognition Day

National Grey Day

National Paper Airplane Day

National Poppy Day

National Ranboo Day

National Sorry Day (a.k.a. National Day of Healing; Australia)

National Wig Out Day

National Work From Home Day

Oat Grass Day (French Republic)

Prince Jonah Kuhio Kalanianaole Day (Hawaii)

Sally Ride Day

Starfleet Remembrance Day (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds)

Windmill Day (Netherlands)

World Dracula Day

World Lindy Hop Day

World Orienteering Day

World Product Day

World Redhead Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

National Blueberry Cheesecake Day

National Cherry Dessert Day

World Sherry Day

4th & Last Friday in May

Ascension Friday (Belgium)

Bermuda Day [Last Friday]

Don't Fry Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

European Neighbours’ Day [Last Friday]

Great Wisconsin Cheese Festival begins [Last Friday, thru Sunday]

Heat Safety Awareness Day [4th Friday]

National Cooler Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Death Busters Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Heat Awareness Day [Last Friday]

National Polka Festival begins (Ennis, Texas) [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Road Trip Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Wig Out Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

Portland Rose Festival begins (Oregon) Friday in late May; thru June 26]

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Awareness Day (Western Australia) [Last Friday]

Trader-Willi Syndrome Awareness Day [Last Friday]

Title Track Day [4th Friday]

Independence Days

Erenian Republic (Declared; 2019) [unrecognized]

Georgia (from Russia, 1918)

Guyana (from UK, 1966)

Molossia (f.k.a. the Grand Republic of Vuldstein; Declared; 1977) [unrecognized]

Feast Days

Augustine of Canterbury (Anglican Communion and Eastern Orthodox)

August Kopisch (Artology)

Buddha Day (Buddhism)

Doc Owl (Muppetism)

Dorothea Lange (Artology)

Eleuterus, Pope (Christian; Saint)

Festival of the Valley (Ancient Egypt)

Lambert of Vence (Christian; Saint)

Lemminkainen’s Day (Pagan)

Lenny Bruce Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

St. Monica (Positivist; Saint)

Oduvald (Christian; Saint)

Peter Sanz  (Christian; One of Martyr Saints of China)

Philip Neri (Christian; Saint)

Philippe de Champaigne (Artology)

Quadratus of Athens (Christian; Saint)

Shavuot (Judaism) [6 Sivan] (a.k.a. …

Feast of the Harvest

Feast of Weeks

Festival of Weeks

First-Fruit festival

Wheat Harvest

Thargelia (Birthday Festival of Apollo & Artemis; Ancient Greece)

Totally Random Day (Pastafarian)

World Hunger Day (Pastafarian)

Zachary, Bishop of Vienne (Christian; Saint)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]

Premieres

Absolutely Free, by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention (Album; 1968)

American Pie, by Don McLean (Song; 1971)

Avengers Assemble (Animated TV Series; 2013)

Beatlemania! (Broadway Musical Tribute; 1977)

Big Jake (Film; 1971)

Buddy of the Apes (WB LT Cartoon; 1934)

Caspar (Animated Film; 1995)

Dracula, by Bram Stoker (Novel; 1897)

Flying Home, recorded by Lionel Hampton (Song; 1937)

Games People Play, by Eric Berne (Self-Help Book; 1966)

God’s Men, by Pearl S. Buck (Novel; 1951)

Johnny Mnemonic (Film; 1995)

Kung Fu Panda 2 (Animated Film; 2011)

Mad Love (Film; 1995)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (Film; 2017)

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, by The Beatles (Album; 1967)

Sourcery, by Terry Pratchet (Novel; 1988) [Discworld #5]

The Whole Truth and Nothing But, by Hedda Hopper (Memoir; 1963)

X-Men: The Last Stand (Film; 2006)

Yellow Submarine, recorded by The Beatles (Song; 1966)

Today’s Name Days

Alwin, Philipp (Austria)

Anamarija, Filip, Zdenko (Croatia)

Filip (Czech Republic)

Beda (Denmark)

Miina, Minna, Valme, Valmi, Vella, Velli, Vilma, Vilme (Estonia)

Miina, Mimmi, Minna, Minni, Vilhelmiina, Vilma (Finland)

Bérenger (France)

Marianne, Philipp (Germany)

Alfaios, Karpos, Sinesios (Greece)

Evelin, Fülöp (Hungary)

Filippo, Pellegrino (Italy)

Eduards, Edvards, Varis (Latvia)

Algimantas, Eduardas, Milvydė, Vilhelmina (Lithuania)

Annbjørg, Annlaug (Norway)

Beda, Filip, Marianna, Paulina, Więcemił, Wilhelmina (Poland)

Carp (România)

Dušan (Slovakia)

Felipe, Mariana (Spain)

Vilhelmina, Vilma (Sweden)

Felipe, Flip, Phil, Philip, Philippa, Phillip (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 146 of 2024; 219 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 5 of week 21 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Huath (Hawthorn) [Day 13 of 28]

Chinese: Month 4 (Ding-Si), Day 8 (Jia-Shen)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 6 Sivan 5783

Islamic: 6 Dhu al-Qada 1444

J Cal: 25 Bīja; Foursday [25 of 30]

Julian: 13 May 2023

Moon: 42%: Waxing Crescent

Positivist: 6 St. Paul (6th Month) [St. Monica]

Runic Half Month: Odal (Home, Possession) [Day 2 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 68 of 90)

Zodiac: Gemini (Day 6 of 32)

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Redefining Hollywood's Leading Lady: The Unconventional Charm of Mia Goth

Mia Gypsy Mello da Silva Goth is an English actress born on 25 October 1993. She is the granddaughter of Brazilian actress Maria Gladys and American artist Lee Jaffe. Goth's journey into the film industry began after being discovered by fashion photographer Gemma Booth at the Underage Festival in London. Since then, she has gone on to become a recognized face in the film industry, thanks to her impressive acting skills and versatility. Goth made her feature film debut in the 2013 drama Nymphomaniac, where she played the character of Sophie Campbell. Her performance in the film earned her praise, and she was subsequently cast in a number of films, including The Survivalist (2015), Everest (2015), and A Cure for Wellness (2016). However, it was her portrayal of Maxine Minx and Pearl in the Ti West's slasher film series X and Pearl (both 2022) that garnered critical acclaim and widespread recognition. Goth's performance in both films was applauded, with many describing it as nuanced and captivating. In Pearl, she donned extensive prosthetic makeup to portray the elderly Pearl, a role that required a 10-hour daily makeup session. Goth's performance in the prequel film Pearl, which she co-wrote with West, also received positive reviews. Critics praised her portrayal of the titular character, with some even predicting that her performance might be recognized by the Academy Awards. Goth's talent has continued to be recognized, and she has since starred in the thriller Infinity Pool (2023) alongside Alexander Skarsgård, which premiered at the 2023 Sundance Film Festival. Her performance in the film received praise, with some describing her as the single most interesting actor working in genre movies at the moment. Goth's success in the film industry is a testament to her talent and hard work. Her performances have been described as captivating and nuanced, and she has been recognized by both critics and fans alike. With several upcoming projects, including the X sequel MaXXXine, Goth's star is set to continue rising. Her journey in the film in Mia Goth attends the 2019 Film Independent Spirit Awards on February 23, 2019 in Santa Monica, California. Read the full article

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TV Guidance Counselor Episode 570: Samantha Ferris

TV Guide CANADA June 3-9, 1978 Edmonton-N.Alberta Edition

This week Ken welcomes actor and proud Canadian Samantha Ferris (Supernatural, The 4400).

Ken and Samantha discuss who Ken has never been Canada, Vancouver's production community, Hollywood North, CBC, The Beachcombers, 21 Jump St., Wiseguy, X-Files, why Sci-Fi films in Canada, starting as a weather girl, Rainy Janey, being a talk radio host, rock jocks, Danny Bonaduce, how everyone thinks Sam is a guy, becoming an actor later in life, getting "tits in a suit" jobs, reporter roles, Along Came a Spider, Monica Potter, not getting the mom roles, embracing getting the strong women roles, laugh track sitcoms, loving Happy Days, Fish, Barney Miller, Three's Company, Good Times, The Jeffersons, The Partridge Family, M*A*S*H being your comfort food, MeTV, meeting Jaime Farr and Loretta Swit, meeting your heroes, not meeting your heroes, working Conventions, embarrassing moments, how great Cassandra Peterson is, not having access to celebrities, talk shows, seeing your heroes age, how bad it was when people didn't get royalties, Jimmy "JJ" Walker, Don Most, doing video game voices, Borderlands, motion cap, PONG, Supernatural superfans, looking voluptious on camera, not being able to watch yourself in things, Beggers and Choosers, sex scenes with Jim Belushi, Cindy Williams, Gabe Kaplan, Corbin Bernsen being very into himself, actors badly behaved, crapping on a dress literally, child actors, Curtis Armstrong being the greatest, Jim Beaver as the nicest man alive, showing up and knowing your lines, never piss off the people who are supposed to make you look good, directing advice, actors who are odd but might be assholes, only remembering the bad, and the absolute greatness of Chris Isaak. 

Check out this episode!

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Donica 14 & 20

(14- First kiss, 20- Breaking the Rules)

“You have to run.”

Don shook his head. “No. No way.”

“Don-”

“Monica, you’re crazy if you think I’m leaving you behind.”

“I have to do this,” she apologized, glancing towards the Oculus. “We’re risking a lot being her already. If I don’t save my dad now, then I’ll never exist. You’ll never have known me.”

“And if you do this, you’ll die!” he protested. “There’s got to be another way.”

“There isn’t,” she smiled and placed a hand on his cheek. “But if I do this, then you’ll remember me.”

She pressed her lips against his for a moment before stepping back.

“Run, Don, run.”

He watched as she took off toward the Oculus and her father.

“This is insane,” Evan Queen said once Don told him his idea.

“No, it’s not,” the speedster shook his head. “We can save her.”

“Don’t you remember the number one rule of the timeline?” Sara Diggle asked him.

“Don’t create anachronisms?”

“We don’t cross the timeline,” Jonas Hunter corrected. “Your parents have all told you about what happened with the Legion of Doom?”

“And Uncle Wally told us about Flashpoint,” Dawn reminded him. “This is going against everything our parents told us to do.”

“Monica’s mother broke time to save Amaya Jiwe,” Don shot back. “She was member of the team. Monica is too. There’s a way to save her. This is Monica we’re talking about. Can we really sit by and do nothing to save her?”

“If we do, then we could also negate her existence,” Sara sighed. “I love her like a sister, but Don, you have to think this through.”

“But we can find a way,” Don said confidently. “We’re Legends. That’s what we do, even if it means breaking the rules.”

“We all know you love her,” Evan told him. “Is she worth possibly shattering the timeline for?”

He nodded. “Yes.”