#mondo has no thoughts behind his eyes and i love him

[tending-the-hearth]

the most found family ever actually

[theamityelf]

I am once again thinking about Shuichi flirting with Makoto via talking about book characters

(YES.) (Follow-up to this post.)

"Yeah, he's my favorite character," Shuichi is saying.

They're sitting on nice, sunlit benches out on the school grounds. His hat is askew; he always turns it to the side, when he's reading, so the shadow cast by the bill of the cap doesn't block light from hitting the page.

It makes it easier to see his face, when he wears his hat like that. To see the shades of blue in his hair and the gold of his eyes. (Silver, in some light, but right now gold. When asked, Shuichi just says they're gray.) He's blushing a little; Makoto supposes that talking a lot makes him shy. He doesn't seem to be as shy with his classmates. In fact, Makoto has overheard him arguing with some of them, or correcting others, plenty of times. But talking to one's own class is different than talking to upperclassmen. Makoto himself isn't really all that intimidating at all, which is probably why Shuichi's been talking to him more. He's glad. Makoto always looks forward to hearing what Shuichi thinks about the book they've been reading.

The fact that one of the book's most boring characters is apparently his favorite is just another example of Shuichi having a fascinating take on things. "Really? What do you like about him?"

Shuichi glances up at Makoto, from the page, and his blush deepens. His gaze drops again. Shy. But he answers, with a smile, "I really love that he's always helping the other characters and listening to them talk about their problems, and...I know the author mostly uses his character to contrast with how interesting all the other characters are, but I think if the story focused on him more, we'd find out he's really interesting, too."

"Wow. That's a cool way to think about it. Even if he's not working for a top secret spy network like the others, he might be just as interesting if we could see the story from his perspective."

"Or even just spent enough time with him. As a character, I mean. If the main characters talked about him more, instead of just bouncing their problems off him or asking him for favors or hiding behind him when things go wrong..."

Makoto watches Shuichi get into the discussion, intrigued by the passion he's directing toward the open book in his lap. The last time he saw that trace of indignation interrupt Shuichi's shy disposition was when he heard about Kyoko inviting Makoto to a crime scene to introduce him to a few people he later found out were murder suspects. (Apparently, she wanted to see how they acted toward Makoto, since he was within the demographic of people the murderers most liked to kill.) Or the time he found out about Mondo inviting Makoto to a "bros night out" that turned out to just be a night out for Mondo and his gang while Makoto stayed behind at Mondo's house and answered the door when the cops came knocking and then Mondo snuck in through the back window and the cops asked if Mondo had been home all night and- Well, Shuichi just has a somewhat rigid moral compass. Makoto counts himself lucky he's never found fault with anything Makoto's done, so far.

"You really like that character," he observes, amazed.

Shuichi's intense look relaxes into a sheepish smile. "Yeah, I...I do."

"It would be a different kind of story, if it were about him," Makoto muses. "Do you wish we were reading a different book?"

"No, I like the story a lot. I just...The story is better because he's in it, and I feel like the characters and even the writer don't know that."

"I'm sure the writer does. How could they make a character that you like so much and not know it?"

"Sometimes...people don't notice that kind of thing."

Makoto turns that thought over for a second. "So, what would it look like if the writer did know how great the character was?"

Shuichi meets his eyes. "Someone might say something, maybe?"

"One of the characters? I guess that makes sense."

For a second, Shuichi presses his lips together, seeming to decide whether or not to say what he's thinking. Then he opines, "I think he and the investigator should spend more time together. I mean, the investigator is different around him than he is with any other character. He's softer, like maybe he feels differently about him than he feels about his partners or...his classmates...at the spy academy..."

Makoto has to smile at the timid but determined way Shuichi approaches his point. "So, you ship them? That's shipping, right? Hifumi taught me that word."

"Y-Yeah, I...I ship them."

"They could be good together. I mean, they've only talked to each other twice in the book, but they were good conversations. The investigator was willing to tell him about his dead wife; that's not something he told anyone else."

"Exactly! And...I think they could...take care of each other."

"Have you ever thought about writing fanfiction?"

"Huh?" Shuichi looks slightly startled by the question, like he's been woken from a dream.

"Fanfiction. Hifumi writes it, and I think you might enjoy it if you tried. You clearly have a lot of thoughts about the characters and...Hey, you don't have to be embarrassed! Did I say something wrong?"

Shuichi is hiding his blushing face behind the book, almost knocking his cap off his head. "No," he says into the spine. "I just, uh, didn't mean to get so into it."

"But it's cool to be so passionate about things. That's one of my favorite things about you."

Shuichi lowers the book just enough to peek at Makoto's face, then hastily hides behind it again and stands up. "Okay, I think I've got to go. I just remembered I owe Kokichi ten thousand yen." He runs off.

"Bye," Makoto calls after him, half-fond and half-confused. Why do so many of their book discussions end with Shuichi running off like that?

[pompadorbz]

Any specific notes you’ve got on the thought process behind each student’s new uniform changes for the THH cast? And are you planning to do some for the SDR2 and V3 cast as well?

Note: Anon is referring to these designs!Hmm kinda! There are some choices I made more deliberately than others, although not many characters go as deep as the one note I had about Taka's design. But I'll happily go through the ones that I didn't!Mondo - I initially didn't have Mondo's blazer be embroidered, but considering it's such a stick-out feature of his canon design, it felt wrong not keeping it. Additionally, Mondo is a little bit scrawnier here, for lack of a better word, and that's deliberate! These are supposed to be the students at their first year of the academy, so I wanted to make Mondo seem a little younger!

Taka - I'm not gonna reiterate here so instead here's the post where I talk about him a lil. Lol.

Celeste - Girl is absolutely fighting for her LIFE with this uniform, and for what its worth she found a pretty good balance! The dress underneath is a JSK of her own design, and kinda meant to be reminiscent of earlier EGL styles. She is supposed to look a little bit "ITA", even. I also brought back the hair ribbons from her beta design, and the butterfly hairclip takes from the pattern on her tie in canon!

Chihiro - I have a couple notes on Chihiro! For starters I honestly wanted to make her look a little bit dorkier lol. I gave her the little headband and the glasses for that reason, but the glasses were also to make her match her Dad even more! I wanted to give her a massive backpack too so she always has a spot to keep her laptop and other equipment (yes she has it on her at all times). And finally I gave her a little sweater vest with a dandelion on it, since one of her favorite gifts is the everlasting dandelion! It's supposed to be embroidered on, heehee.

Sayaka - As much as I love her, Sayaka's design isn't actually all that deep? lol. I've always had an affinity for drawing Sayaka with cute little designer hats. i honestly think she has a few of them that she can whip out to give any look a little extra panache. Not to mention the constant inclusion of TONS of pink. I also gave her the flower hairclip from one of her beta designs!

Aoi - Hina is honestly one of my favorite designs in the roster! I just really like her silhouette, idk. I always knew she had to keep the shorts, so she gets the shorts!! Her typical tracksuit is around her waist instead, her eyes are a darker blue for the sake of my sanity, and her ponytail has a kinkier shape! My favorite little detail that I'm sure nobody noticed is that the thing tying her hair together is a coil scrunchie, since they're super good for wet hair in particular! I used to use them a lot back when I used to swim!

Sakura - Honestly, I just wanted Sakura to look at ordinary as humanly possible. She gets a really normal looking uniform- little to no modifications made aside from wearing her usual shoes, the armbands, the bandages, and the striped socks that I took from one of her beta designs!

Hifumi - Hifumi didn't really change all that much either, aside from getting the orange pants to match his orange tie! I do think he painted the arrow on himself, and it looks INCREDIBLY scuffed, lol. Honestly, my main priority with hifumi was to do him some actual justice on the anatomy side, lol. I hope I did an alright job!

Makoto - Makoto also doesn't really change all that much... Really, all that got altered was the blazer and the pants, although I will note that the pants are rolled up because he ABSOLUTELY ordered the wrong size by accident.

Kyoko - Going into this, LONG before I started drawing her I knew that Kyoko needed to have pants, even if it killed me. I just always thought that it'd better suit her usual design to have pants, or at LEAST a longer skirt. It always just looked kinda off to me that she had this big long sleeved blazer and then a short pleated skirt?? Like at least allow her the luxury of like. A pencil skirt. Lol.

Byakuya - Byakuya also doesn't really undergo much change. Really, all i have to say regarding him is that hes got a tall collared button-up and that he kept his usual necktie...

And that's everyone until I sit my ass down and draw the rest! I'm sure I'll eventually get to it... Possibly.

As for the other games, currently I have no plans to do anybody beyond the thh cast. I MIGHT do sdr2 at a far, FAR later date, but I don't think V3 will ever be on the table since quite frankly, I couldn't be assed. Sorry if you were hoping for them!

[monimccoythings]

Provisional headcanons

My absolute favorite character of the entire TMNT universe, this was written for the hoes (It’s me, I’m the hoes). Kudos for him hopefully not dying this time. Dunno how he is going to turn out, but for the time being, I’m having this.

Ray loves to eat fish, given his new mutated condition, he will eat almost anything, but he’d rather have something that has fish in it but not too cooked, so sushi is really one of his favorite dishes.

He really loves music, like, a lot. Sometimes, when he is working you can catch him humming softly to himself. And whenever there is music nearby, you can see his cephalic fins moving into that direction and his tail wiggling to the rythm.

One of the things he really enjoys is to lay face down on water to chill, which has lead many to believe he is dead, but he isn’t! He is a little shit and loves to prank unsuspecting well intentioned civilians giving them a good scare when he suddenly wakes up and jumps out of the water.

He can survive out of water, he has both lungs and gills but his skin has to be constantly moist or he will start to get sick and dizzy. He conveniently carries around a water spray.

Very passionate about the environment and the ocean. If someone tries to be a dick and question why is he so obsessed with ocean pollution he will literally lose it. There was a memorable time when he just screamed 'BECAUSE I LIVE THERE, BITCH' to some climate change denier douchebag. Which leads to...

New hobby: unlocked. Everytime he sees someone throw trash into the water he just throws it back at them, hopefully smacking that person in the head. He is keeping count, right now there are around three hundred seventy five people he has thrown back their own trash at them. He says that if he ever reachs a thousand he will dump a whole dumpster upon that (un)lucky person.

Ray is a bit skittish and distrustful towards people at first, specially if they are human and not fellow mutants, but once you get to know him and if he likes you enough he is as loyal as can be and a friend for life.

Surprisingly, he is really good with kids to the shock of nearly everyone he knows. One would have thought it would be Mondo given his laid back atittude. But behind that tough and gruff exterior and very deep down lays a kind heart.

He is very self conscious about his eye, one of the easiest ways to receive a good old ass whooping is making some insensitive joke or comment about it. Seriously, he has a very short temper and will immediately retort to stabbing if provoked.

[butthead7]

hey hey hey who wants some supporting character personalities and goals and other facts and junk from the TMNT Musical! AU

-Irma: resting bitch face for days, and her face is adorned with Cat eye glasses. April's best friend, who has dreams to be a journalist. Usually wears sher hair in a bun. She usually always has some retort, or quick witted remark. Never short on insults. However, she has a heart of gold, and loves her friends. She and April have been friends for years, and Irma literally comes to her house unannounced and April's dad is like "Irma, my second daughter, are you hungry?" It's great.

-Timothy: he wants to be like his dad, Baxter Stockman; a scientist. He, more than anything, wants his father praise and pride, but his father is usually at work, or just too busy for him. He tends to raid a certain junkyard, where he tends to see a silhouette of someone doing the same thing as he is. They became friends from afar, waving to each other when they see each other, and they make piles of things that they may not need, but the other might. They have never seen each other up close, however one time, the lights of the yard came on, and he saw a flash of green and purple duck behind a pile of junk. He's on his schools robotics team, btw.

-Mona Lisa, aka Monique Lisa: she had always wanted to go to space; to be an astronaut. When she was mutated, she thought she had to say goodbye to those dreams. However, Raph gave her hope, and she kept up her studies, hoping to make it to space one day. She never passes up an opportunity to infodump about space, but she loves when Raph will tell her a story. She especially loves it when he tells her about anything relating to Artemis. Mona has unending patience when it comes to Raph; he was the one who saved her, after all. He comes to rant and vent to her, who sits and listens. Then, when he calms down, she asks him for a story, which he gladly tells. It works out very well.

-Casey's mom: I don't have a name for her yet (I'm leaning towards Jackie) but she is going to be a doctor. She and Casey moved to New York from a reserve (their Native American) to get a better job. She felt bad about making Casey so upset, but she had to do it. She feels that it's what's best for him. She loves him more than anything, and would give anything for him. It's hard being a single mother with a job where she can't see her son all the time; but she makes an effort to never miss a hockey game, and to stock the fridge with food he likes, and try and keep up with his favorite current bands and friends. (Can you tell I love her)

im working on Leatherhead, Mondo gecko, Bebop, Rockssteady, etc.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Makoto to his class: L-Look! I still love you guys but-

Some in class 78: Oh so are you calling us boring?? Are we now, oh so Boring to you now huh?!? Are we annoying to you now that your so cool with class 77 bitch?

Makoto: Guys please-

Someone from class 77 coming up behind him: I wouldn’t blame him if he actually thought that I mean hell you all treat him more like a mediator and a friend 3rd

Fuyuhiko: Go on tell me I'm wrong

Byakuya: You know nothing, stay out of this.

Peko: Talk to my ma-... Friends like that again...drawing her sword see what happens.

Makoto: Woah hey guys! It's alright we don't need to get violent! This is all just a misunderstanding is all!

Akane: They wanna brawl cracks her knuckles I'll give em one.

Mondo: Cracks his knuckles bring it on!

Makoto: Guys please stop!

Fuyuhiko: No one talks about my friends like that, and that includes you pipsqueak.

Makoto: I'm taller than you...and this isn't necessary. I'm still friends with you guys.

Ibuki: Ibuki things people trying to make Makoto choose friends is not cool at all.

Celestia: A friend isn't someone you easily replace with another, and only hang out with when it benefits you.

Makoto: hurt Celest...

Mahiru: You say that like you don't do the same, maybe your the Queen of hypocrisy rather than lies.

Celestia:...how dare you!

Chiaki: You only really hang out with Makoto when you need him for a favour, he spends most of his time trying to keep you all from fighting, I think. He probably just wanted a break from it all, and he's a good person to be around when he's not stressed, I think.

Kirigiri: Is this true Makoto?

Makoto: I... I erm...can't look her in the eye sorta...

Mondo: And now your turning him against us.

Twogami: Do you even hear yourself?

Celestia: Clearly Makoto has been brainwashed, look he can't even think for himself.

Nekomaru: To think so lowly of ones classmates...

Sakura: We do not, Makoto is a great friend to us.

Aoi: Yeah! So give him back!

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Hajime:.... takes Makoto's hand and leads him away while Nagito and Nekomaru cover them You alright?

Makoto: I didn't mean to cause all of this...

Hajime: It's not your fault

Makoto: But...

Hajime: No buts. You're allowed to do what you want, befriend who you want. You can't please everyone, and you can do what you wish.

Makoto: I know... I just...

Hajime: It's alright, they won't find us out here you can I dunno take a break or some... Notices that Makoto, tired out from everything has fallen asleep or that, that works.

[forbidding-souda]

Mind if I send a request?(if they’re not open that’s fine!) Can I get Byakuya, Mondo, and Kazuichi with a fem Shsl Cupid! (She’s essentially a matchmaker who likes to call herself a Cupid-)

Byakuya Togami, Mondo Oowada, and Kazuichi Souda with a SHSL Cupid girlfriend

I'm loving the sudden burst of Mondo love on this page LMFAO so many Mondo simps

song: up in flames by she wants revenge

playlist: a playlist my boyfriend made for me

-Mod Souda

Byakuya Togami

❤ When he heard of your talent he scoffed to himself. She calls herself Cupid? That's such foolish name - it's not even the one on her identification card. It's ironic because he considers you the one that's full of yourself. But sometimes he gets sight of your talent - he witnesses it in front of his own eyes and he is like oh yeah she is good. But he'd never compliment you to his face. He'll hide how impressed he is behind a grimace. Because really, he thinks it's very powerful that you can basically control people's preferences and emotions. Sure, you're not manipulating them by any way, but there's a certain fire and intuition it takes to have your job - what other things are you in touch with?

You text somebody, standing in the kitchen, very distracted from the drink you were making. You get so many messages a day - it's become hard to pick and choose who to respond to, who to help.

Byakuya presses his cheek against yours as his hand gently holds the side of your body. He whispers, "Can't you ever put that thing down?"

Instinctively, you tilt your head away from him, exposing your neck, to which he presses his lips to the top of it.

You smile. "Your business revolves around your laptop and mine revolves around my phone. It's how things go."

"Are you requesting a computer?"

"No," you say. "I like things just the way they are."

You feel his breath against your neck, the space where a response is supposed to go. You lean away and turn to look at him. He's smiling.

❤ I feel like he would be super confident in himself like pshh no way she pulled me through her 'ability'.

❤ Even if you didn't - you still consider adding making Byakuya Togami fall in love with you onto your resume.

❤ He always introduces you as the SHSL Matchmaker - no way he's calling you a Cupid, nice try.

❤ He is also a bit embarrassed it - dating a matchmaker - only because it's like... it's like he's admitting to falling for your charm. Did you match yourself with him, or did you fall in love with him? Is there a difference in your world?

❤ Really, it doesn't matter to him, because what he feels for you is genuine.

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Mondo Oowada

❤ Your talent impacts his other relationships. Before you even started dating, when his gang hears about you, they reach out and ask you to give help them get partners. Which, really, this is what helped you get closer to him. You had put them all in happy relationships, and then there was Mondo, still single, still incredibly nervous around you - all of his friends could tell that he had taken such a liking to you. They started trying to play match maker with the two of you. Whether you were aware of the situation or not is up to you.

"You finally figured it out? Good one." He rubs his knuckles into the top of your head. "I knew ya could do it."

Instead of pulling away, you lean closer, pressing your face into his chest. "Thank you for the help, too."

Whenever you are stuck between many options you always rant to him, explaining your thought process so you can get a second opinion on certain things.

"I'm good at this stuff." It's not true in the slightest, but sometimes being with you makes him feel like a matchmaker.

❤ He high-fives you every time you tell him another job has been successful.

❤ He is such a good supporter of you and your work - he has never put so much love into somebody before.

❤ And whenever he picks you up it is so funny having your clients watch you ride away on a motorcycle.

❤ It just adds to your badass-ry.

❤ Surprisingly, a lot of people are aware you're dating Mondo and a lot of them don't care. They see it as a ah look they can make a dangerous biker into a lover boy.

❤ So score! Because it's true.

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Kazuichi Souda

❤ He originally contacted you so you could help him get with Sonia. You had to explain that you're not a miracle worker but a matchmaker. You had very little faith in the operation so your secret goal was to help him find somebody else that he can find joy in - somebody else to pine over. The both of you never expected that you would fall for each other. You were surprised - you have never had feelings for a client before, especially since your job was to find him somebody else. But you started noticing how flustered he would get whenever you praised him or even made long eye-contact with him. Is it me, you thought, am I finally the match?

❤ But because you fell in love with him while he was a client he gets a little worried that you'd fall in love with another client. You tend to go on a long rant about the science behind love and affection to the point where he stops bringing it up.

❤ He likes to hear about the different types of people you meet and who you think they'd be good with. Sometimes, when the two of you are holding each other doing nothing, he will come up with fictional people to pair with somebody else you make up. It's like a warm-up exercise.

❤ You take the money you get and take him on dates, and he complains that you're the one taking him, even though as a mechanic he makes just as much money as you and he doesn't take you (you think he likes being treated).

[floorbe]

So...I’m Pansexual Panromantic and Mondo, Sonia, Rantaro, Shuichi, Peko, and Fuyuhiko are my comfort characters. Can we get like a HC of them reacting to their S/O coming out to them as Pan? 💖💛💙

hell yeah!!!

~

Mondo Oowada

-He’s nervous as hell when you say you need to talk to him

-Did he do something? Did you do something and need him to bail you out?? Are you sick of him???

-When you end up coming out to him, he can’t help the relief that floods his body. And affection! Man, he didn’t know you trusted him this much!

-Help him out, he's kinda unsure on what it means at first. Not out of arrogance or anything, he legit just doesn’t know the exact definition and he wants to be sure

-Once you explain, he’s 10000% supportive! 

-“That doesn’t fuckin’ matter to me, y’know, you’re still you.” Not in a mean way, rather he’s just trying to say it doesn’t change his view of you! He’s just not that good with words

-He definitely offers to beat up anyone who’s discriminatory towards you

-And if he hears anyone? Hooo... He’s terrifying when he’s threatening

-Like, cracking knuckles, vein popping in his temple, teeth grinding with 4 other ppl behind him glowering type of threatening

-He tries to be more careful of what he says on the subject bc he knows what he says can come off wrong sometimes

Sonia Nevermind

-She’s so nervous when you tell her that you have something to tell her

-Especially when you look so nervous, yourself!

-She spends a while thinking over everything she’s done lately, wondering if there was something wrong

-When you sit her down and come out to her, she’s immediately so happy!!

-Not only is she happy that you trust her enough to tell her this, but she’s so, so proud of you for taking this step!

-She immediately pulls you in for a hug, peppering your cheek in kisses as she tells you how happy she is for you

-If anyone ever says anything about you?? Well... she’s a princess. She has an entire country’s army at her command, and she will be letting whoever said something know that

-She’ll also call them a “fucking ass shit cuck”, but that parts not as threatening

Rantaro Amami

-By far the chillest person out of everyone when you say you need to talk to him

-He knows it’s probably not anything to do with your relationship, and if it is, well... good on you for bringing it up! It needs discussing if it’s bothering you

-When you come out to him, he’s so, so proud

-He draws you into a tight hug and kisses the top of your head, murmuring “I’m so happy you trust me enough to tell me this, Y/N. I’m so proud of you.” 

-Reassures you that this does not change anything at all, and that he’s just happy to know this part of you now 

-If you let him, he’s gonna make puns

-If anyone bothers you, he’s immediately got his death stare pinned on them, and you’ll see the perpetrator sprinting away ASAP

-He’s got your back 100%, and that’s never gonna change

Shuichi Saihara

-He’s noticed you’ve been extra nervous around him lately tbh, but he doesn’t wanna push you, so he’s stayed quiet about it

-When you ask to talk to him in private, it does make him a bit anxious knowing whatever you’re gonna talk about has been building

-When you come out to him, he takes a moment to let it sink in

-Then he gets the biggest smile on his face! He hugs you tight, and laughs softly. He can’t believe you trust him this much!!

-He reassures you hundreds of times that this doesn’t change anything, and that he’s so happy that you wanted to tell him!!

-Definitely gives you a long impromptu kiss, which he flusteredly apologizes for afterwards

-If anyone messes with you, they’re gonna see the snarky Shuichi that’s usually tucked away

-He insults them using all of his detective skills. All of them. They aren’t coming back from this one

Peko Pekoyama

-Very, very nervous when you tell her you want to talk to her about something

-Millions of thoughts running through her head. Are you sick? Breaking up with her? Do you have an incurable illness?? 

-Needless to say, when you come out to her, she is both immensely relieved that you aren’t dying and extremely happy that you told her

-She brings you in for a gentle hug, a smile on her face as she kisses your cheek

-“I... I’m glad you told me, Y/N. I’m happy for you. I love you, that will never change.” 

-If anyone even breathes a word of negativity towards you, she already has her sword out of her sheath. Talk shit get hit

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu

-He definitely thinks you’re gonna break up with him when you say you need to talk to him

-He’s preparing his speech already, mourning your relationship with a teary gaze as you take him somewhere private

-You come out to him and he’s immediately saying, “I know, Y/N, and I’m sorry that I tre- wait, what?”

-Once you repeat yourself, he takes a second as it sinks in that, no, you aren’t breaking up with him, you’re... trusting him with this?

-Those aren’t tears in his eyes, he just has allergies, he swears

-“I-I... I’m really happy you trust me enough to tell me that. Thank you, Y/N.” he’s struggling to get it out without his voice shaking 

-Hug him, please, he’ll cling onto you so tightly while he reassures you about how proud he is of you 

-Someone messing with you? Haha, funny. Fuyuhiko is literally the Ultimate Yakuza. No one will even think a negative thought about you 

[hopespeak-hs-hostclub]

Wanna Make A Bet?: A Mondo Owada smut request.

18+ ONLY. DO NOT READ IF UNDER 18!!!!!

NSFW: request and story under cut

TW:// exhibitionism, public pleasure, chastity belts, orgasm deprivation, cursing

Word Count:// 1,976

“a one-shot featuring mondo oowada practicing exhibitionism please? In the story, he'd go to town to do errands wearing a face mask. In truth, he'd have a vibrator on him with his cock in chastity and his mouth tape gagged under the mask. His objective is to finish his errands without anyone exposing him or him cumming in public. And I kinda imagine that he's doing this out of a dare between his gang members. To show he's a real man whose in control of himself. He would mainly be alone but his gang leaders would look from a distance to see if he hasn't lost yet.”

“Wait bro, you’re what?” One of the guys piped up quickly. Mondo just sighed heavily and look his friend / gang member in the eyes and repeated himself. “I’m an exhibitionist, man.”

“What the fuck is that??” Another gang member asked almost instantly.

“Jesus Christ- fuck all of you,” Mondo said getting pissed off at his friends. “I told you that sitting around like a bunch of little bitch ‘drinking and talking about our feelings‘ or whatever the fuck was fucking stupid.”

“No come on bro, none of us have literally ever even heard of that before”

“Fuck, it just means I like the idea of people seeing me get off, I guess?” Mondo said sharply looking at all his friends sitting around him. “like I get off on it I fucking guess.”

“So like, you want to jack off in public?” One of them asked.

“I’ll kick your fucking ass bro- that’s nasty dude. I’d never want anybody unsuspecting to fully see it dude, christ” Mondo stood up out of his chair and looked at them all. “You’re so fuckin dumb- all of ya! I don’t wanna be put on a damn sex offender list for touching myself in the goddamn park or something! I just… want to get off in front of people. It seems fucking hot,” he admitted while shrugging.

A few of the guys exchanged glances, and started to mumble to each other, just soft enough that Mondo couldn’t make out what was being said until they all looked back at him. “Wanna make a bet?” One of the guys asked as he stood up to be eye level with their gang’s leader.

“How much? And what kinda bet we talkin?” Mondo asked, admittedly intrigued.

“20,000¥. Meet us back here tomorrow at noon. Got it?”

Mondo just rolled his eyes. “Whatever, but I got some fuckin errands to run so you better make it quick, got it assholes?” He made eye contact with everyone else in the room, as they just snickered at him.

And that’s how he got here. In the bathroom of the garage the gang always meets at. Mondo sighs and looks in the duffel bag his friends tossed into his arms when he walked in, with no instructions further than “put it all on and get back out here.” ‘How did they even get all this stuff so last minute? Did they already have it?” Mondo thought to himself. So he did. He started by putting on, and locking, the chastity belt, which made him just a little too excited. Mondo hasn’t ever actually used a chastity before, he just knows they’re supposed to make him last way longer since he can’t touch himself, and he knows it’ll keep him nice and hard. Then he decided to use the duct tape, and gag himself with it, keeping his mouth shut. The next logical move for him was to put on the black face mask, so nobody could see the tape gag situation he had going on. All this for ¥20,000? ‘Fuck me’ was all he could think right now. Then the last step. Mondo held the little remote controlled vibrating butt plug in his hand and just stared at it for a few minutes before inserting it. He didn’t turn on it yet, and he was nervous as shit to do it too.

Mondo slowly and carefully walked out of the bathroom to the main room where everyone was waiting for him. He was already getting hard, and knew that whatever the fuck this was, was going to be a fucking nightmare. “Bro, everything… in place?” One of his gang members asked cautiously. The gagged Mondo just shook his head up and down quickly. “Perfect! So, you wanna get off in front of people without being put on a list?” His friend taunted. Mondo blushed, but luckily you couldn’t tell through the mask. “Well, I know you said you had some errands to run today, so why don’t we see if you can get through all those- but maybe without cumming,” he teazed. Mondo got wide eyed. So now, not only is he going to be horny as hell in public, but he’s not allowed to finish until the fucking errands are done? His face turned red and he tried to scream at his gang, forgetting about the gags, which just left him muffled and even more pissed off. Quickly Mondo got out a piece of paper and wrote:

“You’re fucking ON assholes.”

That’s exactly what they wanted to hear. “Perfect. Let’s get you on the back of a bike, because face it man, you can not drive with all that shit on ya,” the gang member chuckled. “I will be close behind watching though- so you better not cheat or try to lie, because trust me, I’ll fucking know. Oh and you’re giving me the key to that belt. It’s not coming off,”

With that, Mondo handed his gang member the key, then pulled himself onto the back of his bike, and the two of them rode off to the market place. As they pulled up to the big parking lot, the gang member cracked a small smirk, and got off the bike with Mondo. “All right, go do your shopping or whatever the fuck you gotta do man. I’ll keep my distance, but I’m watching you.” He said as he headed off into the crowd of people, leaving Mondo there alone. With a deep breathe in, and reaching into his coat pocket, he pressed the button to the remote control that little plug he had shoved up his ass. He set it to a low setting for now, and walked up to the first shop he had to go to. He took a deep breath and walked through the supermarket doors.

Mondo was walking through the fruits and vegetables section of the store, with his cock as hard as ever. Another man needed to grab something on the shelf right in front of Mondo, so he moved over to allow the man some space- and when he did his vibrator shifted just a little and he accidentally slipped. “Mmmh” he hummed lightly, quickly trying to turn it into a cough so the man next to him didn’t suspect anything. But Mondo loved the way he just felt. He reached his hand into his pocket and put the vibrator on a medium pulsating setting, that made him even hornier than before, if that’s even possible.

“Hnnnnnnngh” Mondo moaned lowly. He wanted to scream, his body felt amazing. He caught a woman shoot a side eye at him but she turned away and went about her business. Mondo tried his absolute best to compose himself, straightened up the best he could, and walked into the aisle he had come to the store for.

‘I just need 3- oh my fucking god” Mondo thought to himself. He quickly hunched over and grabbed onto the nearest shelf to catch his breath and control himself. He wanted to touch himself so badly, but with the belt that wasn’t even possible. “Hmm..” Mondo moaned out a few times. “hmmmf…” He already wants to turn the vibrator up to max speed, but he knows he’ll be a cryong mess if he does that. He only has one more thing to do once he’s done with the store, he can last till then, he thinks. He slowly makes his way through the aisle, grabs the three items he needed for his apartment, and tries to go pay. But god the line is long today. He has no choice but stand there and wait. Every time the line moved a little and he was forced to take a small step forward, his vibrator hit him in just the right spot to make him a god damn mess. ”nmmm… fuh..” he started to moan out in the still long line. He knew nobody could hear him, or cared but he was so embarrassed. The line moved once again, and this time his vibrator hit his prostrate in the exact right spot. A few tears formed at the corner of Mondo’s eye as he actively restrained himself from moaning out in pleasure.

Finally it’s his turn to check out and pay. He reaches into his jackets pocket to grab his wallet, but when he does, he bumps the button on the remote. “Haaaaahh…”Mondo hisses loudly as he arches his back a little. He took a few deep breaths, then pretended to finish a pretty unbelievable sneeze and proceeded to pay. The moment the cashier gave Mondo his change, he grabbed his stuff and ran to the nearest public restroom. He swiftly locked the door behind him and gripped onto the side of the sink and looked at himself in the mirror. He tried to palm himself through his pants, but the metal belt covering his fully erect dick gave him absolutely no direct contact with his throbbing cock. He starts whimpering loudly- but it’s not too loud thanks to his gag and mask. “Mmmmmh,” “hmmm hoh my god ffff-“ he barely muttered out. Mondo wanted to scream, or cry, or just touch himself once, so desperately. He felt like he was close to cumming from the vibrator alone. “Hnnnng” he cried out.

Mondo decides to try and stand up so he could leave the bathroom as quickly as he can, and find his way back to the bike. His gang member wasn’t too far behind him, so when they were both at the bike a few moments later, and Mondo hopped on without so much as saying a word, the gang member knew what was going on. He got in the front and took Mondo straight to the garage and tossed the key to him. “Ffnk you” Mondo muttered quickly as he ran to the bathroom he immediately ripped the mask and duct tape off of his mouth and moaned out loudly. “Holy fuccccckkkkk mmmmhhh…” He didn’t care that some of his friends were just a few rooms away and might be able to hear him. He just knew he felt so good and couldn’t help himself. Next was obviously the belt restricting him from touching himself. With a shaky hand, he unlocked it as fast as he was able too- which admittedly took about 3 minutes because of the constant pleasure he was feeling. Once the belt was off, Mondo immediately wrapped his hand around his now swollen, throbbing cock. “FUCK!” He shouted out in pure ecstasy and bliss. He was nothing but a mess of whimpers, cries, and moans in that moment. He knew he wasn’t going to last very long, so he quickly removed the vibrator, and fell to the floor. Mondo pumped his length a couple of times before he felt his orgasm quickly approaching. With one more stroke, he screamed out in pleasure “FUCK ME” and threw his head back as the white liquid oozed out of him, coating his hands, stomach, and thighs. He kept pumping himself slowly as more cum came out of him. “Mm…” he whimpered softly as the last of it came out. With shaky legs, Mondo pulled himself up off the floor, cleaned himself to the best of his ability, put all his clothes back on, and walked (even though it was more like a limp) back into the main area of the garage.

Without saying a word, or making eye contact with anybody, Mondo grabbed ¥20,000 and placed it in his buddy’s hand. He immediately walked out of the garage, barely got on his bike, and went home, thinking about not only just how fucked up his gang is, but how goddamn fun today was for him.

‘Maybe if I ever meet a chick we can do this shit together…’ Mondo thought to himself with a smirk.

[sonianvmd]

washing mondo owada’s hair 😃

warnings: swearing, suggestivity if you squint really really hard

a/n: sorry i died school was piling up

i’ve been thinking of this exact scenario since like february 🧍🏾

no spoilers below the cut!!

★ 彡 ★ ミ ★ 彡 ★ ミ ★

“hey, mondo?”

“oi.”

“can i wash ur hair 😃”

he’s not necessarily against the idea but he’s hesitant

his pompadour is his trademark and the only other style you’ve seen him in is a manbun for when he sleeps or it’s early in the morning before he gets ready

so basically, you’ve never seen him with his hair down in it’s natural form

“uhhh, i dunno, doll.”

he caves after like two minutes

what? he luvs u

anyways

you drag him over into the bathroom and have him get his hair all wet n stuff

and you bring out the shampoo

he completely relaxes under your touch

you can hear him sigh contently and smile as you continue to lather all of his hair

it’s all so nice and domestic to him and he can’t believe he didn’t let you do this sooner

when you massage his scalp he physically relaxes every muscle in his body and pushes his head closer to you

you are

very good at this

you make sure the shampoo is evenly all throughout his hair before rinsing it off and grabbing the conditioner a few feet away

once again, squeezing the bottle into your hand and rubbing them together before placing your hands back on his head

you start by coating the top of his head before trying to rake it through the rest

you can’t quite reach around so you move to stand behind him in the bath and he leans back into you

he gets ur shirt a lil wet but it’s alright

once you finish raking it through his hair, you let it sit for about two minutes before rinsing and wringing his hair out

(and u add a lil conditioner at the end as a leave in since his hair is curly)

you get him a towel and return to the bathroom where he’s still sitting on the edge of the bathtub, playing with a loose strand of his own hair

before handing him the towel, you kneel down and cup his face

“you’re so pretty.”

he just looks at you lovingly before going “tch.” and turning his head away

ok damn bitch be like that then 😕😕

———

A BONUS FOR ALL MY NEGROS OUT THERE ‼️‼️

wash day together!! :)

you had been encouraging mondo for a little while to wash your hair together

you really wanted to rake your fingers through his hair while it’s wet and down and you had nothing against letting him help you with your routine either

when he’s finally convinced, you pull him to the bathroom and start running the water, having him put his head under it

he hesitantly does and you get to work, making sure all of his hair gets wet

you tell him he can stand and give him a moment to stretch his back before asking him if he has any preferred products or anything like that

let you find out he’s been using some 2-in-1 shit

here you come pulling out a whole damn beauty shop from the cabinet

you choose some of your stuff that seem like they’d be compatible with his hair

(and that you also don’t really use because as much as you may love him, products are expensive and we ain’t wasting shit here)

but he sits on the edge of the bathtub and just watches you as you deck up the products you’ll use on him

just admiring you

but he snaps out of it when you turn to him with the bottle in hand

you squeeze some shampoo onto your hand and tell him to rest his head back, putting your knee between his legs and leaning forward to apply it to his hair

ur chest was like

right in his face

damn ma

anyways

you lather his hair and massage it into his scalp

he almost falls asleep on the spot

ur head scratches are unmatched

“mondo.”

“mooooondo.”

“hm?”

“you can rinse it out now.”

HELP HE’S SO EMBARRASSED LMFAOO

he just kinda

nods abruptly and puts his head under the running water

just muttering to himself as he’s turned away from you 😭

he sits under the water for much longer than he needs to before sitting up again

and you put the shampoo back under the cabinet, grabbing your conditioner

you need to get access to his entire head of hair so you move to like straddle sit in his lap and he just holds onto your thighs

he keeps averting eye contact

i think u might make him a lil nervous

you coat the conditioner on the surface of his hair before raking your fingers through and sighing contently with a lil giggle

this was nice

once all his hair was finger detangled, you reached back for your comb/brush

(personally i use a brush bc its easier but i know a lot of black ppl prefer combs)

you began to detangle his hair with the tool, your fingers following behind it

he winced every now and then but you quietly apologized and kissed his temple/forehead everytime

after the first few times, he started wincing on purpose lol

anyways

you started to get off him bc you were gonna let the conditioner sit for a few moments but he pulled you back down

he just kinda wraps his arms around your waist and hopes you get the message

n so you rest ur head on his shoulder and just quietly talk to each other

he thanks you for making him do this but like begrudgingly lol

you enjoy being in each other’s presence before you finally take a deep breath and get off him

you help him rinse it out and keep abruptly moving his head to stay under the water and you brush through it

you guys are laughing like some mfs LMFAOO

it’s so wholesome

but you finish combing through his hair and get two cotton t-shirts

bc you wanted to do a deep condition treatment with him as well

so you wet your own hair and put the product in, helping him as well

you manage to convince him to do a face mask with you too

you guys take those corny ass white peepo mirror pics together but u guys are both hot so i mean

you lounge around for about half an hour before washing your hair out

(and rinsing the mask off too)

and you wrap the t-shirt around your own head and mondo just watches you do it like “. w hat”

you have to help him put it on but it’s cute

ok this is getting unnecessarily long lemme finish this up

you let ur hair dry for a while before taking the tees off and putting in your actual final finishing products

he kinda smells like u now and he’s lowkey here for it lol

n you play with his hair for the literal rest of the day before falling asleep together and appreciating the domesticity <3

(bonus bonus bc i thought of this and didn’t wanna scrap it)

if you wanted to braid it then he’d be like “yeah sure ok” but immediately regret it LMFAOO

he’s not even tenderheaded but dAMN MA YOU GOT THE GRIP OF A POLAR BEAR 😕

he winces and flinches a lot

“quit movin yo damn head.”

yeah LMFAOAOAO

WAIT SOMEONE MAKE AN EDIT OF MONDO WITH A DURAG

PLEAES

[extremeexhaustion]

Crack Dangan Ronpa Headcanon

This idea just kinda popped into my head and won't leave me alone. No one is really sure what type of person Ishimaru's mom was. It's never stated and most seem to agree that Kiyotaka gets his emotional & loud personality from his mother. It's also mostly agreed that both Kiyotaka and Takaaki are into those with more, ah, "rough" personalities. This lead me to my current headcanon: Ishimaru's mom was a Latina* gangster. I know that Kiyotaka doesn't really have any physical characteristics that would match up, but I'd put that down to him practically being a clone of his father in terms of looks. I am also thriving off of the potential angst and comedy this could mean. The specifics are below. If anyone wants to chat with me about this, feel free to dm me or ask me a question for clarification/suggestions

*I went with Mexican American after juggling around some ideas

**I also based some of my headcanons on @hatteymcstache's work because his work inspired me to get into the Ishimondo fandom

Early Life:

-Takamama's name is Carmen Torres

-5'2"/157.48 cm and 140 lbs/63.50 kg

-Curly brown hair that's midwaist length, tan skin, and brown eyes

-Has flower-based tattoos on her shoulders

-She graduated Hope's Peak as the Ultimate Latin Dancer

-Carmen has five siblings with three sisters and two brothers with her being the oldest

-Whole family is involved in the Japanese branch of their gang (name undecided at this time)

-She met Takaaki during a scuffle between him and her siblings

-Carmen shoved a gun in his mouth and threatened to blow his "f*cking brains out" if he didn't leave her siblings alone before beating the sh*t out of him

-Takaaki thought it was the hottest thing ever

-Cue this poor guy trying to court one of the sexiest and scariest women he's ever met

-Took a long time for Carmen to warm up to him

-Used to hang out with Hiroko and the Oowada's adoptive mother

-Carmen used to do everyone's hair

-She was the mom of the group in the same way her son is

Takamama and her baby

-Carmen adored Kiyotaka from the very start

-She spoke and sang to him in Spanish

-Before the scandal happened, Carmen would take Kiyotaka to the states to see his extended family

-After the scandal happened, it became too risky for Carmen to stay as the branch she was looking after wanted to pull out of Japan

-She made sure to keep in contact with her baby boy as much as possible

-Regularly sent small gifts and what money she could spare

-Was only able to visit once every few years due to her financial situation

-Ends up moving back to Japan once the gang grows larger again

-Becomes a Latin dance teacher at Hope's Peak

-Lives w/ the two siblings who stayed in Japan when the move happened

-Insists on Taka coming over every Sunday for dinner

-Calls him 'mi corazón'

The Angst

-Carmen has very strong regrets about leaving Kiyotaka and Takaaki behind

-Takaaki feels partially responsible for his wife having to leave

-Their relationship is a little strained after everything that happened

-Kiyotaka is just happy to have his mother back

-Carmen and the Oowada brothers (Daiya's alive but his lower back & legs are messed up) have an interesting relationship where she encourages them to pursue things outside of gang stuff and they spill their guts to her about their insecurities

-Taka's cousins are very sus of Mondo which leads to some squabbling

-The family only accepts Mondo after they see how worried he is when Taka gets sick and how hard he tries to take care of him

The Comedy & Cute Kiyotaka

-Taka is fluent in Spanish and ends up screaming at someone in it out of pure frustration only to get blank looks in response

-I love the idea that his hair curls when it's wet or if he doesn't put gel in it

-When some of his cousins come to Hope's Peak, class 78 realize where Kiyotaka got his loud voice from cause they talk just as loudly

-Ishimondo moment where he helps teach a Latin dance, he's dressed up in dress pants & a dress shirt with his hair curly, and he picks Mondo for a partner

-Poor Mondo almost passes out from bi panic

-Same thing happens when Taka says something romantic in Spanish

-This poor boy can't escape gang-related trouble

-He has to rescue either Mondo or his cousins or both after they start teaming up

-Abuela Torres does not approve and Mondo gets to know la chancla personally multiple times

-Taka cries bc it means abuela sees him as a part of the family

-Mondo isn't sure whether he should be happy about it or not

-Abuela Torres absolutely feeds all of class 78

-She sends Taka back to school with multiple boxes of food and insists that he should invite his friends

-The only time his whole class goes to his aunts' house is for his quinceanero

-It's a blast and some of the kids with shitter parents ask for their own parties which they hold later on

-Taka becomes so much more touch hungry after all the physical affection he gets from his mother's family

-Mondo lowkey loves it

-The others are just happy that he seems happier and indulge his requests for private affection (PDA is still unwholesome)

-No one is sure who started it, but someone got Taka to start calling Mondo mi cariño

-Mondo has no clue what it means, Taka splutters and his cousins just laugh whenever he asks

-Taka has a gay uncle who tries to give him advice which ends up being very awkward cause he'll give it in front of Mondo but in Spanish so he doesn't catch on

-All of his family teases Taka for falling for Mondo, they all agree that the biker's a handsome young man

-So, so much blushy Taka happens

[cobaltusami]

Can we get a Ishimondo fic please? Maybe lee!Mondo but its up to you lee!Taka is fine too. May we a tk fic with ishimondo is all I request if its ok friend.

I mcfricking love these two dorks so much-- I had a blast writing this so thank you so much for requesting It friend!

Words: 2746

Characters: Lee!Mondo, Ler!Taka

Pairing: Ishimondo

EDIT: Part two Is here!

Part two: Lesson Learned

Merciless

The library was normally vacant at this hour, as most sane people were In their beds sleeping at three In the morning. Not Kiyotaka Ishimaru though. And by proxy, neither was Mondo Owada, whom Taka had pulled out of bed at this ungodly hour to help study before classes started for the day.

Mondo propped his face up with his hand, His eyes half open as Taka droned on about biology. Was he listening? Well… An attempt was certainly made. But that was It.

The biker hadn’t even had time to fix his hair or throw on real clothes when his boyfriend came barging In- Something he normally didn’t mind but found a bit much today.

He had time to quickly throw on a zip up jacket and throw his hair up into a messy bun, a look he didn’t particularly care to sport. At least his pajama pants sort of matched his jacket…

“Mondo! Are you even listening to me??” Taka stopped his lecture suddenly, whipping around to face his half asleep boyfriend.

“Huh? Yeah, Totally.” Mondo mumbled, sitting upright and rubbing his eyes. 

“Repeat back what I just said.” Taka challenged, folding his arms as he sat down across from the other student.

“You were talking about bones and stuff.” He yawned and stretched.

Taka sighed, resting his arms on the table. “Yes but you aren’t taking In anything I’m saying.” He responded in a softer tone.

“I’m sorry, I’m trying It’s just…” Mondo felt his face flush with embarrassment. “It’s too god damn early In the morning!” 

He tried to put on his usual annoyed or angry tone, But he failed miserably. This didn’t go unnoticed by the energized student.

“Is something else bothering you? Is It me? Do you not like studying with me?” Taka rambled anxiously. “Because I-If so, I can ask someone else to--”

“No! No, It’s nothing like that.” Mondo interrupted, He reached across the table and grabbed Taka’s hands, holding them in his own slightly trembling one’s. “I-It’s just… I’m sorry.” He sighed, Looking away.

“What Is It? What’s bothering you, Bro?”

Mondo flinched, internally shoving his feelings aside as he refused to look at Ishimaru. “Don’t worry about It.” He replied in a softer tone.

Taka knew Mondo quite well by now, as they had been dating for several months. He knew that something was definitely troubling the Biker gang leader, And that he would sooner convince Leon that baseball was fun than he would get him to discuss what was troubling him.

That’s why he needed some... Encouragement.

“Fine. I guess we should continue then.” He pulled his hands away slowly, he didn’t really want to break the hold but it was required for this to work. “Perhaps I need a more direct teaching method.”

Mondo quizzically studied his face. What could he mean by that?

Taka got up and went over to Mondo’s side. “What are the bones in your spine called?”

“Wha? That’s not In the…”

“Answer my question.”

Mondo narrowed his eyes as he looked up at the raven haired student. What Is he up to? “Vertebrae.”

“Very good. How many are there?” Taka walked around him, Standing behind him now.

“Fuck If I know, That’s not even on this upcoming tes--” Mondo clamped his mouth shut as he felt a finger slowly trailing up his spine. He arched his back away from the strange sensations as he stifled a giggle. “What the fuck are you doing?!” He snapped.

As he tried to turn around In his seat to fix Taka with a glare, He felt Taka place his forearm against the back of his shoulders near his neck, and pushed him down against the table, pinning him there.

“How many Vertebrae make up the spine?” He repeated the question calmly, As If this were totally normal.

“Get the hell off of me!” He complained, struggling. Taka was surprisingly strong, able to hold him in place with relative ease.

He felt fingers begin to lightly scribble around his back, paying special attention to his spine. He tried to suppress his giggles, But found he was unable to due to being so tired. “T-Tahahaka! What the hehehell are you doing?!”

“I’m helping you study.” He answered without missing a beat. “How many Vertebrae are there?”

“Thihihihirty threehehehehe!” He giggled tiredly, Relieved when the tickling stopped momentarily.

“Correct. See? You did know! It Is The Cervical, The Thoracic, The Lumbar, and The Caudal vertebrae that make up the spine.” He informed him. “Where on your spine Is the Cervical?”

“The neck.”

“Good. How many of those thirty three are Cervical Vertebrae?” He asked, Smirking.

“I-I don’t know!” Mondo stammered, feeling butterflies fluttering around in his stomach.

“That’s not an answer, Kyoudai.” Taka teased, fluttering his fingers lightly against his neck. 

This action drew an actual squeal from the tough biker as he tried to turn his head to protect his neck. “Tahahahaka! Stahahahap Ihit!”

“As soon as you answer my question!” The Ultimate Moral Compass couldn’t help but chuckle at the not so manly sounds coming from Mondo-- who by the way, was giggling quite adorably at the moment he might add.

“I dohohohon’t knohohow!” He tittered, squirming around to no avail.

“Think about It, how many does it feel like?” Taka hummed. Adjusting his hold on Mondo, he was now able to use his other hand to tickle his neck. He used his other hand to press into each vertebrae in his neck carefully. “Count out loud, How many Is It?” 

Mondo decided that Taka was enjoying this waaaay too much, and he was so gonna get it later. “Onehehe, Twohoho… Threehehee, F-Fohohour…”

Taka suddenly leaned forward and smothered the side of Mondo’s neck with raspberries, Causing him to shriek in surprise.

“FihihivEEEEE! HAHAHAHA! T-TAHAHAKAaAaA!”

“Oh, Whoops, Looks like you lost count. Guess I’ll just start over for you.” He smiled, starting over at the top of his neck. “Don’t lose count this time~”

“I swehehear to gohohod, You’re sohohoho dead after thihis!” He giggled, sending his best glare over his shoulder at his evil boyfriend.

“You’re not counting, Kyoudai~” He sang teasingly, speeding up the tickles to his neck.

Mondo began laughing now, complying with his demands and counting aloud once again.

After some very s l o w movements down his neck, most likely to extend the tickles and make him suffer, he finally arrived at the last vertebrae. “Seheheheven! Ihihihit’s seheheven!” 

Taka relented, pulling back and releasing Mondo from his hold. “Very good!” He beamed.

While Mondo was leaning back in his seat catching his breath, Taka thought about his next attack. He reached around the chair, pinning Mondo’s arms to his sides as he unzipped Mondo’s jacket. 

“The fuck are you doing now?” He panted, too tired to struggle.

Taka leaned down and rested his chin on his shoulder, smiling as he glanced at Mondo’s flushed face. “How many ribs does a person have?”

Mondo’s eyes widened as he nervously thought about it. “T-Twenty four?”

“You don’t sound too sure, Mondo.” Taka continued to smile as he spoke. “Are you absolutely sure?”

Mondo went over his previous biology classes in his head, thinking it over as quickly as he could. “Yeah.” He replied carefully, not liking the smile on Taka’s face one bit.

Taka hummed. “Okay… If that’s your answer.”

“W-Wait! H-How many Is it??”

“I thought you were absolutely sure?”

“I-I am! I just… want confirmation.” 

“Well, If you insist.” Without another word he dug into his ribs.

“TAKA! I mehehean’t verbal confirmaaaation! HAhahahahahaha!”

“You weren’t specific, And since you’ve had trouble taking in my verbal teachings thus far, I feel like my hands on approach Is much more effective!” He grinned, clearly enjoying himself. “Worry not, Kyoudai! I’ll count for you this time!” 

“Dohohohon’t you fucking dahahahare!”

Ignoring the empty threats and string of curses Taka began massaging circles against the sensitive bones, starting at the bottom and working his way up. “One, Two, Three…”

“Shuhuhuhut the fuhuhuhuck up!” Mondo barked out through his laughter, his face was hot with embarrassment at the teasing.

“That’s not a very nice thing to say. And you made me lose my place!” Taka frowned, pausing his ticklish attack.

“Y-You deserved It.” Mondo mumbled between small gasps for air.

“I don’t know why you’re so upset, I’m simply trying to help you better your grades!” He said innocently.

“Bull fucking shit.” The Biker retorted. “You’re just having fun tickling the hell out of me, You’re fucking merciless!”

His cruel boyfriend let out an amused laugh, Mondo could be such a drama king sometimes… “Please, Mondo. I--”

“Just you wait until I get my hands on you, Kiyotaka Ishimaru. You’re gonna scream so loud with laughter that you won’t be able to talk for days.” 

“Oh? Is that a threat?” Mercy? We don’t know her anymore. Taka has now woken up and chosen violence.

“Well, In that case, I suppose I should take it up a notch… Wouldn’t you agree, Kyoudai?” The red eyed man whispered in his hotheaded boyfriend’s ear.

Mondo Is now as good as dead, Like please sign your last will and testament by the x on the dotted line.

“W-What are yo--”

“How many nerves are In the human body?” 

“How am I supposed to know?! No one knows an exact amount!”

“Maybe not an exact number, But there is an approximate. So what Is it?” Taka asked. “How many horribly ticklish nerves do you have?”

It was at this moment he knew, He fucked up. “T-Taka wait I--”

“Hmm. Well, Perhaps I can help you figure It out.” Taka smiled mischievously as he shoved his hands under Mondo’s arms, wiggling his fingers with reckless abandon.

Mondo screeched and threw his head back in hysterics. He thrashed around with newfound energy. “SHIHIHIT! TAHAHAHAHAKA NOHOHOHOT THEHEHERE!”

“Well? Do you want to wager a guess? How many nerves does it feel like?” Taka’s sweet smile deceived his cruel actions. “I would imagine It has to be quite a few! You wouldn’t be laughing this much If there weren’t a lot of ticklish nerve endings everywhere. Especially In this spot.”

Mondo doubled over as much as he could, laughter wracking his body. He did this in an attempt to break Taka’s bearhug-like hold on him, but he held strong. “I DOHOHOHON’T KNOW!” 

“Not even a guess? Okay, I’ll give you a hint then. It’s not a million or a billion!” Taka laughed at the squeal that erupted from his boyfriend when he started tickling faster.

“FAHAHAHACK! A-A TRIHIHIHILLION!?”

“Yes! But how many trillion Mondo??”

There was no end In sight, Nor any escape. He even tried throwing himself out of the chair but the merciless assailant wouldn’t allow him to, since he had his arms locked around the back of the chair as well.

After what felt like forever, The Biker sank back into the chair, his head resting against The hall monitor’s shoulder as he laughed. His body felt like jello at this point from a mixture of laughing, struggling, and just not getting a lot of sleep the night before.

Surprisingly enough, Taka relented and withdrew his hands, though he kept his arms around the still giggling man before him. “The answer Is over seven trillion.” 

“Fuhuhuck… That was evil…” He panted.

“Maybe you shouldn’t have threatened me.” the raven haired man hummed in response. “Besides, I learned from you.”

Okay, so maybe we do know who Mercy Is, It seems like things are finally calming down between these two and-- 

“It wasn’t a threat… It was a damn promise…” Mondo growled.

Taka sighed. “You never learn, Do you?”

He unceremoniously released his hold on Mondo as he had started to struggle again, causing the biker to tip his chair over to the side and hit the floor with a yelp of surprise and an ungraceful thud.

Taka was quick to follow him to the floor, straddling his legs and grabbing both of his wrists in one hand to hold them in place. “Are you ready for your next lesson?” He asked, Energized again.

“For the last time… Get the hell off of me!” Mondo yelled, flailing as much as possible. Though that wasn’t a whole lot.

“Don’t worry, It’s the final question!” Taka responded with a mischievous smile. “Ready?”

Mondo eyed him cautiously but said nothing.

Taka leaned down near Mondo’s face, His smile widening into a grin as he spoke in a calm tone. “How many raspberries can your stomach take?”

Chills shot down his spine, that had to be the most unnerving question he’s gotten In a while. “T-Taka, Don’t you dare. I swear to God! I will kick your ass!” He tried to sound angry, but It came out panicked instead.

“Well? How many? One? Two?” Taka pondered aloud. 

“None!”

“None? I’m sure that’s not true, Kyoudai! Don’t be modest, You’re quite tough... I think you can handle at least five!” Taka beamed, giggling.

“FIVE?! Do you want to kill me!? I’ll fucking die!”

“But Mondo! We must find out, For science!” Taka declared, wasting no more time he dipped down and blew a raspberry against Mondo’s quivering belly.

The Ultimate exploded, Laughing rather uproariously as his back arched out of reflex. “NAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TAHAHAHAKAA!”

“One~” He sang teasingly before blowing another raspberry.

“GAHAHAHAHAD DAHAHAHAMMIT STAHAHAHAHAP!”

“Two~” and another one. “Three~”

“IHIHIHIHIM SOHOHOHORRY FOR THREHEHEHEATENING YOUHUHU!” 

“Hmm? What was that?” Taka asked, halting his ‘scientific studies’ for a moment.

“I-I’m sohohorry… for threheheheatening you…” The giggles still poured freely past his lips as he gasped for air. “I wohohn’t… Get revehehenge on you… Just stohohop…”

“What If I don’t believe you?” Taka asked cautiously.

“I promise…” Mondo mumbled. “I won’t seek revenge on you If you let me up right now.”

Hmmmmm…

“I’ll let you up on one more condition.” Kiyotaka said, His face  turned serious for the first time since this started. “Tell me what was bothering you earlier.”

Mondo flinched. “L-Listen man… It’s kind of embarrassing…”

“Why? You know I don’t judge you, Kyoudai.” Taka frowned. “You can tell me anything.”

“N-Not this I can’t.” Mondo stuttered, Looking away. “Just trust me, It’s better you don’t-- GAHAHAHAHA! TAAAHAHAHAHAHAKAHAHA!” He shrieked with laughter as Taka blew another raspberry.

“Four. Sorry bro, But those are my demands. If you do not comply then I’ll be forced to--”

“OKAYOKAY JUST STAHAP!”

Taka smiled and moved off of the tough student, sitting next to him on the floor. “What was bothering you?” he asked after giving him a moment to collect himself.

Mondo sat up, his face burning with embarrassment as he spoke. “It’s just…” He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “When I’m tired, I wanna find somewhere comfortable to rest… And…”

“And?” Taka asked, perplexed.

Mondo took a deep breath and closed his eyes. “W-WELL, I KEPT ZONING OUT BECAUSEIWANTEDTOCUDDLEUPTOYOUANDSLEEP-- There! I said It!” 

Taka’s face turned pink and his eyes widened a little. He knew Mondo was telling the truth, because he yelled. Which meant he was nervous. 

“S-S-See? I told you that you didn’t want to-- ACK!”

Mondo opened his eyes just in time to get tackled back down to the floor by Taka, This time In a hug. “Why didn’t you just say so earlier!? I was worried you didn’t like spending so much time with me or something!” He mumbled into Mondo’s shoulder.

“Wha?? Why the fuck would you think that?! Of course I like spending time with you babe!”

Babe... It has a nice ring to it. “B-Because... Most people get tired of me.” 

Mondo frowned and gently pulled back from Taka’s hug to look into his eyes. “Hey, Listen. I will never get tired of you. I love spending time with you!”

“Even today?” Taka looked up at Mondo with a hopeful look on his face. 

His cheeks turned red again. “Y-Yeah… Even today… J-Just don’t get used to using that teaching method!” He tried to pick up the shattered pieces of his tough exterior, but alas, they were gone.

Taka giggled with amusement. “Deal. I’ll only use it when you really aren’t paying attention.”

Mondo flinched, Making a mental note to try to always pay attention from now on.

Taka went to pull away from him, but Mondo pulled him back against his chest. “Where do you think you’re going? This Isn’t over.” Mondo smirked.

“B-But Mondo! You promised you wouldn’t--”

“Uh-uh~ I promised no revenge if you were to let me up at that exact moment. Which you did not.” The biker reminded teasingly, positioning his fingers over Taka’s sides. “Any last words, Kyoudai?”

“W-Wait, M-Mondo-- NOHOHOHO!”

Let’s just say, Not a whole lot of studying was done for the remainder of their session. The library filled with laughter once more.

[crackinwise]

Mondo having a thing about coating Taka with hickeys and Taka having a thing about very much enjoying the process is a good headcanon I've seen used several times, in both fic and art.

I see it causing an issue for them at least once.

Kiyotaka has the syllabus and upcoming events memorized before he and Mondo have a "session" so he won't be caught broadcasting his love life unwelcomed. Besides, he always fears he'll be accused of being hedonistic and immoral just for using some free time to feel wanted by the man he loves.

Meanwhile, Mondo knows to keep it below the uniform collar, but that's a lot of fair game there. After one night where they get carried away, Taka's torso from the base of the neck down looks like a leopard. Taka looks like he lost a fight with an octopus. But it's fine because a)Taka wanted it, and b)he can still look presentable in public with them covered.

But, the next day at gym, the class is told the schedule had to be rearranged and everyone is to head up to the pool. Taka instantly panics.

As everyone starts walking, he grabs Mondo's arm and pulls him to the back of the group.

"Mondo," he hisses, "I can't go to the pool!"

"Why?"

Taka fully despairs for a brief second. "If I take off my uniform, everyone will see the marks you've made!"

The caveman part of Mondo's brain makes his chest want to swell with a mixture of pride and possession, but it plummets down to become a lead ball in his stomach the instant he notices the unshed tears and fear in Taka's large eyes.

"It's okay. S'okay, I'll figure somethin out. Let's just get goin," Mondo promises him.

He can't let Taka feel humiliated. He mostly trusts his classmates by now--Taka would never have another middle school experience--but this wasn't a couple hickeys to get teased over and laugh off. Their peers' first reaction might be to get Taka a bodyguard and Mondo a muzzle. The teacher might investigate; Taka's dad might be called. Mondo shakes away the mental image of a mortified Taka and tries to actually problem solve.

He couldn't picture Taka sitting the period out on the bleachers and risk being a bad class leader. Taka could lie about feeling sick or needing somewhere else to be to work on his Talent, but he wouldn't. Taka wouldn't forgive him for pulling the fire alarm either. He didn't know of any clubs Taka could help at this hour. Would anything at the pool hide him when they got there?

Mondo's head snaps up with an idea and he walks faster to catch up with the classmate who made swimming pools her domain. "Asahina!"

Hina stops hopping around excitedly next to Sakura and turns to address him. "Mondo? What's up?"

He starts to whisper while also glaring at any classmates daring to curiously rubberneck. "I need a favor. Do ya have one of them, like, swim shirts? Y'know, surfers and shit wear 'em?"

"A rash guard?"

"Sure."

Hina frowns, apologetic. "No, I never thought to bring one here since the pool is indoors." She gives him a once-over. "And I'm not sure we'd be the same size."

"It's not...for me." Mondo rubs the back of his neck anxiously. He makes sure to keep his voice low. "It's for Taka."

"Since when does Ishimaru prefer a rash guard while swimming?" Kyoko asks, suddenly appearing on Mondo's other side, startling him.

"Holy fuck! Who who asked you?!" he yelps.

"You're not as quiet as you think you are," she helpfully warns them. "Here, let's walk to the side a bit."

The three step to the outside of the pack of students to continue talking a bit more covertly.

"Now, Oowada, what's this about?" Kyoko asks, eyes sharp.

Yeah!" Hina loudly whispers back. "Is Taka all right? Him asking for cover is concerning, ya know!"

Mondo's defensive annoyance threatens to flare up. "He's fine, but he can't go in the pool today. I can't tell ya why, so don't ask."

Maybe if another teacher needed help, but Mondo didn't know of any and unless one walked down the hall, he couldn't beg them. Or the headmaster!

"Oi!" Mondo's outburst causes Hina to jump. He lowers his voice once again, "Kirigiri! I need ya to ask yer dad if he has anythin he can call for Taka to work on. Like, now, for the whole period."

Kyoko's cool eyes narrow at him. He knows she's still trying to suss out his motives.

"If it were just for you, I'd demand more of an explanation, but this is for Ishimaru, right?" Even as she asks, she has her phone out, texting the headmaster. Mondo catches a glimpse of her text starting with "URGENT" and feels a wave of appreciation.

Finished, she looks from her phone back to Taka, still uncharacteristically silent and walking yards behind everyone else. She notes how he's hugging himself and darting his unfocused eyes around.

"Hmm." Her hand is up to her chin in thought. "Well, all we can do is wait for my father to answer me or make an announcement on his own. I could always just lie and say my father requested him."

"Y'know damn well he'd hate that and give us both detention when he found out," Mondo gripes. He understands why Taka refuses a little dishonest help, but it's still frustrating as hell sometimes.

"Yes," she agrees, her voice was as level and confident as always, "but that depends on how much he'd rather be tricked than show off your love bites."

"Right? Damn."

Hina, still close by and listening, covered her mouth to muffle a giggle.

Then Mondo's steps faltered. "HEY!"

His shout echoed around the hall, causing a few students to eyeball them. Makoto was clutching his chest, about ready to imitate a fainting goat.

Kyoko didn't so much as blink though. "It's as if you forget who I am. But don't worry, I'll take all the blame for lying to Ishimaru if it comes to that."

"Thanks," Mondo sighs out. "If you two didn't help, I was gonna pay Hiro to predict a pool disaster big enough to stall."

That causes Hina and Kyoko to realize the severity of the situation might be more than simple awkwardness.

"You know Hiro would try to charge you, like, hundreds of dollars for that," Hina says, worried. "Maybe thousands. Is Taka really that embarrassed by a hickey?"

Mondo swallows thickly but doesn't answer. He feels incredibly guilty. He feels like a danger to Taka's reputation for a new reason than the usual ones that sometimes haunt him. He knows hormones and his lack of self-control are a bad mix, but add in Taka enthusiastically praising his mouth, and he has zero hope of restraint.

They arrive at the changing rooms for everyone to switch into their swimsuits before going to the pool. The other students file inside while Mondo, Hina, Kyoko, and the trailing Taka hang back.

When Taka stops in front of them, his wide eyes finally focus on Mondo. He glances at the girls then says, hopefully, "Any, um, ideas?"

Mondo worries Taka is going to have a panic attack with the way he's breathing and clutching his blazer closed. As if the marks were magically visible through his uniform shirt too.

Kyoko brings her phone screen up to her face to check for a reply, then shakes her head at Mondo. Hina wrings her hands.

Deciding he's just going to kidnap Taka for the rest of the day and risk his boyfriend never speaking to him again, Mondo starts to grab Taka's arm.

The P.A. system squeaks on. "ISHIMARU, YOUR ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED IN THE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE, PLEASE!"

All four friends sag with relief. Hina does a little cheer, gives them a thumbs up and skips into the girl's changing room. Kyoko nods at Mondo's thankful expression and follows her inside.

Taka runs his fingers thru his hair, laughs bubbling out of him. He has no idea what had happened to save him, but he wasn't going to question it just now. He squeezes Mondo's wrist once with his left hand and smiles to convey he was never upset with his partner about the situation. Then he proceeds to speed-walk to the office.

Mondo's frayed nerves want him to break the rules and embrace Taka, but his impulsive actions have caused enough problems today. He turns to go get changed for the pool, his caveman pride starting to return after helping to protect his Kiyotaka.

Following this, Taka didn't let them have another "session" for a month, and when he did he made contingency plans to be nowhere near the pool for a full week.

[godofsexdrugsandrocknroll]

Jaune’s Father: “If nothing else, be kind. Kindness costs you nothing, sport”

Weiss: *From underneath many blankets, peeking from behind a comforter* I’m truly sorry, Arc. I had meant to assist you in your dust theory paper, but I’m not feeling terribly well.

Jaune: *Scratches head* Hey, no worries Sn- Weiss. Do you need anything? A hot compress?

Weiss: *Is glad she has a comforter for a shield as she blushes in embarrassment* How! *Coughs, in a normal tone of voice* Excuse me. How did you...

Jaune: I have seven sisters, Weiss.

Weiss: *Nods meekly, still embarrassed* A hot compress would be lovely. I feel awful.

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Yang: *Blinks* Is that vomit boy?

Blake: *Reading* You could try calling him by his name.

Yang: You could try acknowledging his existence. *Blake glares, feeling a little guilty*

Cardin: *Walking by* He needed a warm compress.

Yang: What for?

Cardin: *Feeling kinda humbled, a bit envious* Nothin’ serious.

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Jaune: *Taking box* Thanks Coco, you’re a lot less scary than Poppy said you were.

Coco: *Lowers her shades* Oh, did snookums slander my good name?

Jaune: *Feels his neck get hot* U-uh, no! Just that you were kinda protective of, um, *lifts box, almost drops it and gives Coco a heart attack* this. Sorry. But really, thanks, it’s really nice of you.

Coco: *Clutching her heart, waves him off* Just tell that leggy blonde she owes me some serious cuddling.

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Professor Peach: It’s not often I get students actually interested in my hobby.

Jaune: Well, we are all teenagers.

Professor Peach: *Laughs* True enough. Hmm. *Side eyes Jaune* Well, the same can’t be said for you, young man. *Sees Jaune about to protest* I think what you meant to say is you’re all aspiring Huntsmen and Huntresses. Sometimes the future is so bright and shiny to your classmates that they forgot the everyday. It’s quite nice to see that isn’t the case with each of you.

Jaune: *Opens and closes his mouth, shuffles awkwardly*

Professor Peach: *Smiles softly* You have nothing to be embarrassed of, Jaune Arc. Here *carefully hands his request over* exactly as you requested. Have a wonderful day, child.

Jaune: *Nods quickly and walks off*

Professor Peach: And days like today, Rosalie, are why you do this job. *Happily hums as she gets back to work*

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Jaune: Okay, look, I’m just asking which--

Beryl: *Sighs dramatically* And I’m telling you, kitten *Ignores Jaune’s protests* that they’re all mondo good.

Julie: Like, Bea-Bea’s right. That one *pointing with a fuchsia nail* is just the sweetest thing in the world, will just have you feeling warm and happy inside after.

Cissy: Plus it has just...mmm. Ouch! *Is swatted by Beryl, playfully* You bitch. Anyways, that one right there is just cute and total *squeals* overload. Can’t go wrong with it, it’s a classic.

Beryl: Then that one is probably the safest bet, because who doesn’t love a puppy?

Jaune: A puppy? *Beryl nods* Well, uh, thanks. And I promise I’ll get them back to you by tomorrow. I’ll also see if Ren’s interested, but, uh, maybe keep your semblances ready?

Cissy: *Raises hand* Uh, I haven’t activated mine yet. I’ve just got Nemesis.

Beryl: *Slings arm around Cissy’s shoulders* Don’t worry, kitten, between My House and Julie’s Spit-Spot, plus our weapons we can handle Valkyrie if she gets in a mood.

Jaune: *Deadpan* She was benchpressing one of the academy’s washing machines the other day. No aura.

Julie: We’re good at running away.

Beryl: *Scandalized* Julie!

Julie: Cute boy or not, no way am I getting my face rocked by that monster.

Jaune: *Shrugs, collecting stuff to leave* Um, I don’t know if it’ll work but maybe fill your bags with syrup. Might work as a distraction if Mt. Nora erupts.

Beryl: *Flatly* Really?

Cissy: *Flips platinum blonde hair* I saw her drinking it right out of the bottle once before Lie stopped her.

Beryl: *Sees Jaune’s gone, giggles* Somehow I think kitten got the better end of the deal. *Speculative* Shame he’s super taken.

Julie: Uh, what? Isn’t-

Beryl: Oh you sweet summer child, never change *Ruffles Julie’s hair*

Julie: Ack! Stop!

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Jaune: Thanks headmaster! This is all really great!

Ozpin: *Working at desk* No need to thank me, mister Arc.

Jaune: Uh, yeah I do. You didn’t have to allow me to do this, but you did and it’s really neat of you.

Ozpin: *Smiles* Well then, you’re welcome. Enjoy.

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Ruby: You definitely came to the right girl!

Jaune: *Looking at his haul* I’ll say. You’re sure you’re okay with helping? I kinda saw the looks you were giving Crescent Rose back at the forge. *Teasingly* You sure you don’t want some alone time with your baby?

Ruby: *Blushes the color of her cloak* S-shut up! She’ll be fine without me, I was just thinking of trying out some custom dust ammo is all! *Very seriously* I don’t have a problem! You have a problem!

Jaune: Riii-iiight. *Ruby puffs cheeks out, teasingly* Like you don’t have a cookie problem?

Ruby: *Points dramatically, very loud* THAT... *Slumps and sighs* please don’t tell Yang I have a nightly plate of chocolate chip.

Jaune: *Laughs* No problem, Ruby. You know me. How can I turn my back on the girl who actually talked her team into not killing me when I told them I cheated my way into Beacon?

Ruby: Yeah, yeah. So get those babies ready, vomit boy and watch Ruby - I am totally a pro at this and all things wonderful - Rose do her magic!

Jaune: Will do, crater face!

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Jaune: *Grins* Thanks Cardin. You know, when you’re not being all racist and pushing people around you’re actually a really nice guy.

Sky: Ooooh. What a compliment. The kindness just gently caresses your face like a butterfly’s wings, huh Cardin?

Cardin: *Scowling* Shut it, Sky. I’m still trying so that’s totally fair.

Jaune: I, uh, didn’t mean it--

Cardin: *Rubbing neck* I know dude, no worries. Got a date with my girl coming up and it’s our anniversary, so it’s just a little extra. And don’t worry about paying me back, this is like the very least I can do for you after everything. *Jaune’s about to protest* Nope. I know we’re cool, but I was a huge douchebag. I mean it.

Jaune: Well thanks. It means a lot. *Leaves*

Russel: *Reading motorcycle magazine* You don’t have a girl, bro.

Cardin: *Frowns* I know.

Dove: You know you don’t have to help him out like that. You’re only hurting yourself.

Cardin: *Wipes face with hands, flops on his bed and stares at the ceiling* Yeah, well, too bad for Cardin fucking Winchester. If Jaune’s happy, I’m happy. I wasn’t joking when I said he deserves better than me. *Rolls on side to stare at wall.*

RDL: *All staring at their leader, all of them sad*

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Jaune: *Cheerfully* I’m back!

Weiss: *Very grumpily glaring at Jaune from beneath her covers, only her eyes visible, her voice is acidic* It’s quite fine, Arc. It’s only been two and a half hours. I know you have better things to do, so don’t bother acting like you were looking forward to coming back to deal with me.

Jaune: *Winces* Yeah, sorry. I was getting the hot towel when I kinda realized that you’ve probably been dealing with this all by yourself. *Weiss growls* It’s just, I remembered how you said you and your Dad don’t really talk and your little brother’s a, a snot, I think you called him? *Weiss feels embarrassed, but says nothing while staring at Jaune* Just hold on.

*Weiss does but when he comes back in the room her eyes go wide in shock*

Jaune: I-I just have a lot of sisters. Four older, three younger and they all have different things they like when they’re on their period. Saphron’s just happy if I’ll bring her things and Coral just wants me to leave her alone. Peri always wants cuddles and movies and *blushes as he realizes how much he’s talking* I just thought instead of whatever you usually do, you might want something more? Just to try something new?

Weiss: *Stares at several hot compresses, an expensive looking box of chocolates, a small boquet of blue Glory of the Snow’s, a stack of films, several unhealthy but delicious looking snacks and a stuffed polar bear with a top hat*

Weiss: *Wide eyed, completely taken aback* W-what?

Jaune: I-I-I don’t mean to assume anything, but I’m guessing you didn’t really have anyone who tried to make your period any better?

Weiss: I have a butler, Klein, who would always check in on me but never, well I never thought to ask for more. *Very softly as she stares at the rolling entourage of goodies* It never occurred.

Jaune: Okay, well, um, how about I bring this in?

*Jaune does, Weiss watching as he sets the flowers near her bed with wide eyes and gratefully accepting the compress, bringing it under her comforter and sighing in relief*

Jaune: We’ll have to set it up on your scroll, but I did bring movies to just so you have something fun to do today. There’s a family film with an apparently super cute actor, another that’s a cute animated movie that’s a staple of everybody’s childhood except mine apparently, *Weiss snorts, watching the covers* and one about a puppy finding his way home--

Weiss: *Eyes glued to the case, speaks immediately* That one.

Jaune: You sure, I checked the fam--

Weiss: *Eyes not leaving the box* I’m certain. *Flushes* Please?

Jaune: Sure. Just let me set this up.

*Jaune also hands over the chocolates, which Weiss stares at curiously and much to her delight, brings over the bags of snacks and she clutches the bag of cheesy poofs to her, very much wanting to try them for the first time*

Jaune: Okay, that should do it. So you’ve got your Cheez-E-Poofs, I grabbed a few sodas, juices that I thought you might like *quickly* but I also got water! Um, here. *Hands Weiss the stuffed animal, which she stares at and brings close to her face, loving how cute it is and how soft it is* Oh, Ruby helped me dip some strawberry’s in chocolate if you wanna try them later. There’s normal ones too.

Weiss: *Touched and doesn’t know what to say* I-it’s all so...umm, thank you. You really didn’t have to.

Jaune: *Scratches the back of his head, looks away* No problem, Weiss. I’m used to stuff like this, so...I’ll go. *Looking very embarassed* You’ve probably had enough of me talking you to death, so I’m just gonna go across the hall--

Weiss: *From behind her bear* Stay. *Jaune stares at her, blinking in surprise* You were going to offer, but you...back home the most I ever got were the occasional visits from Klein. But having someone to be there sounds very nice and I’d like if you would. Very much. I certainly won’t eat all of this anyways, so...please?

Jaune: *Nodding rapidly* Sure. Right. Yeah, I just didn’t wanna assume or impose or *watches Weiss’ eyes light up at the cheesy snack she just tried* I’ll sit.

*Jaune sits next to Weiss’ bed and they watch the film, eat snacks and after the movie, Weiss tries the strawberries as the second film starts. When she wakes up after falling asleep, she discovers the mess she’d made of the comforter is cleaned, Jaune had gathered up her snacks and placed them in a box. Her flowers now have a vase and the bear she had placed on his shoulder is on her pillow*

Weiss: *Smiles and hugs bear tightly*

~~A week later~~

Weiss: *Exasperated* Where is he?

Yang: *Balancing a pencil on her nose on her bed, ignoring her homework* Who?

Weiss: *Notices Berry B. Cold on Yang’s stomach and shoots forward like a bullet, snatching him and hugging him to her abdomen* You know who you bum, Jaune!

Yang: *Grinning like the cat who ate the canary* Oh-ho, finally acknowledging him by his first name after all this time, Weiss Cream?

Weiss: *Blushing* Quiet you.

Ruby: Leave her alone, Yang. But, uh, I don’t really know where he is.

Weiss: Nonsense. I may have missed the chance to help him with his paper but at the very least I can at least explain some of the theory to him, give him better than what Beacon’s textbooks offer.

Yang: Oh yeah, sure, sounds fun.

Weiss: *Bristling* E-even if it’s a boring subject, it is useful. *Hugs bear tighter* And he needs all the help he can get and--

Blake: *Walking in* If you’re talking about Jaune, he’s way too busy Weiss.

Weiss: I beg your pardon?

Yang: Yeah, you didn’t know?

Weiss: *Irritated* No Yang, it’s why I asked you in the first place.

Yang: *Flatly* Oh. I thought you were joking. No, I mean it, don’t look at me like that! Seriously, vomit boy’s been busy the last couple days.

Weiss: *Confused* But why?

Yang: *Staring* Seriously? I mean, he got that whole thing together for you.

Weiss: M-me!? Is that...but he said he was used to it! I-I knew he was talking about his sisters, but he said Ruby helped! H-he...

Ruby: Yup, I did, but I didn’t know Jaune was making them so you could have a nice, comfy that-time-of-the-month. I thought he just wanted a strawberry snack! That he’d finally been enlightened. *Sighs*

Yang: And that whole spread wasn’t just free, he went around and traded a lot of favors to get it together.

Weiss: *Gaping* H-he...what? He traded favors, just... *Uncertain, squeezing her bear while looking distressed* You didn’t know? He hasn’t done that with any of you?

Ruby: Nope!

Blake: Gods no.

Yang: Dad’s sweet like that for me when it’s bad-bad, but if Jaune offered I’d definitely turn him down. *Gives Weiss a look*

Ruby: Yeah, and all I need is my Non-Descript Winter Holiday lights and my guns ‘n ammo mags plus my scroll and I’m happy. *Shrugs* I get really crabby so I prefer being alone.

RWY: *Staring at Blake*

Blake: My ex did it for me once. Never again.

Weiss: S-so he did all that, just for me? Because I was miserable?

Yang: *Sighs, flops back on her bed* I don’t know why you’re so surprised. Ask his team. Jaune’s actually a pretty nice guy. He aimed Neptune in your direction back at the dance even though anybody with eyes knew he was kinda bummed the whole night. After you started talking with him after and started sharing, I think he just wanted you to have, y’know, some normal stuff that we all enjoy because our Dad’s aren’t asshats.

Ruby: Yang!

Blake: *Sees Weiss looking at her, looking upset* He’s been Coco’s personal shopper for the last week, he’s been dodging Nora since Ren agreed to a date with each of those girls from Team SNLT because she is pissed, he’s been doing odd jobs for Ozpin all week, he’s been doing a lot of work outside for Peach and I think he’s also been in the laundry rooms a lot. That stuff wasn’t just free. Plus he’s had to do all his usual leader stuff and his homework.

Weiss: *Gapes, hugs her bear and her eyes drift to her box of treats and she purses her lips* B-but...that’s so much, just so I...

Yang: Um, he likes you Weiss. Even if he stepped aside for Neptune, he’s not gonna just poof whatever he feels for you away just because he doesn’t have a chance. Then he sees you feeling like shit, knows just how bad it is because of all his sisters and gets it in his head that you deserve the princess treatment. *Stretches* He offered for Pyrrha once but she just went really red, yelled ‘NO!’ and apparently pushed him through a wall.

Weiss: *Sits on bed with her knees pulled up, hugging her bear while hiding a wobbling lip as she realizes and RBY just sighs*

~~Four days later~~

Yang: *Grins* Called it.

Blake: Yes, because it was such a mystery that this was gonna happen after Weiss had it spelled out for her that Jaune still has it bad for her even if he was trying to get over her. I’ll admit I still don’t understand the way Weiss thinks or why Jaune would put himself through all of that just because Weiss was having a bad period when it was clear at the time she wasn’t even thinking of him that way, but c’mon Yang.

Yang: *Hand out*

Blake: *Rolls her eyes, puts Lien in her hand* Child.

*Meanwhile Weiss stands on her tiptoes, arms around Jaune’s neck and enjoys kissing her boyfriend*

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Two things: One, I headcanon Cardin as gay and occasionally having a thing for Jaune if it isn’t entirely obvious. Two, I don’t want my Tumblr to be nothing but crack/lewd. I’d also like some occasional romance/wholesome content. This isn’t the best, but hopefully it’s not quite as bad as I think it is towards the end.

[qwanjiro]

YO vet Taka is an au I have not thought of! Is he is still interested in politics in this au? Not only is he a vet but a social justice warrior as well. Mondo is screwed, this is gonna be his biggest crush ever. Also how is chuck?

This is quite a long one, be sure to buckle up!

Hmm.. in this AU Taka doesn’t really interested in politics actually. Or rather, not as much as he used to. You could say he did an 180 degree turn on his life choices after he learned the truth about the *real* political issues nowadays (which is, surprisingly, fucked up).

‘You don’t need to be a police officer or even a Prime Minister to change the world. You just have to try your best, and treat the people around you with sincerity’. That’s what Takaaki had said to a devastated Taka. Supporting his son all the way.

So with his father’s blessings (who’s really joyful that his son won’t experience the same hell as him) Taka came to conclusion that he’ll do something. Don’t know what yet, but something. Other than political stuff.

He can’t think of anything though, he just mindlessly looking for majors that might suited him and more to his liking, but he found none. Until one day he came across an injured cat lying helplessly on the park bench, he dropped everything and swiftly treated its wounds with his mediocre skills. He may be intense, but caring is his second nature.

What he didn’t expect though, his senior, Gundham Tanaka, had been standing still behind him this whole time, with a med kit in hand. Upon being noticed Gundham strode to him, grabbed him, and said something along the line : “You mortal are one of the thousands- hah, millions even! That has not shivered upon witnessing the true god of mischief. I see you are proven yourself to be a worthy opponent with gifted golden hands! Say, mortal, are you ready to sell your soul to the underworld?”

Vet.. Gundham was offering Taka a job at his vet. THE infamous Tanaka vet. He didn’t even asked his name yet..

But.. he thinks.. he would really like that, actually.

So with Gundham’s help (and his own hard work), Taka manage to surpass his relevant degree, and sold his soul to the underworld. He’s happy with this.

But enough about Taka, let’s switch up to Mondo a little bit. A ‘biggest crush’ is an understatement. Taka is Mondo’s biggest BIGGEST crush. Ever. If Mondo died and reborn as someone else, he’d still simping for this guy, no question asked. But if you asked him why he liked him so hard, he couldn’t quite get it, either. Maybe it’s the way Taka handle chuck with such carefulness and such patience, maybe it’s the way his eyes lit up when chuck gradually getting better, maybe it’s his freakishly high moral and justice, or maybe the way his cheeks turned into a light shade of pink every time Mondo talked to him. Everything about him is so.. sincere. But eh, who knows how love worked?

And before he knows it. He’s screwed up big time. He thought this is just a platonic animal doctor with their appointment but it’s more like a ‘Oh shit I definitely love him’ kinda vibes. Oh well.

And chuck.. good ol’ chuck. Don’t let her cute and tiny face fool you. This girl knows what’s up. After the first visit (and completely healed up, mind you), she frequently starts getting ‘sick’ and ‘whined in pain’ to her overly worried owner who never learned. She can sense that Mondo somehow felt happier when he’s in the vet. Even when the red eyed man often raised an eyebrow at her owner after checking up a super healthy dog, But hey, two happy humans is better than one. Good girl 10/10 would be the best wingman.

[emiefaunwrites]

Guess who’s back? Back again? Hi! I’m sorry if I keep bothering you with headcanons haha. (I LOVED the proposal one btw! So sweet and wholesome)! Your headcanons just give me a lot of serotonin and I’m starting to become an Ishileon shipper as well as an Ishimondo shipper! (It’s to the point where I can’t decide which ship is my favorite anymore help lol). I’ve been listening to a lot of broadway musical soundtracks recently (mainly the Jekyll and Hyde musical) and I kinda started imagining Taka in them lol. Idk if this is a good headcanon idea, but perhaps:

Taka joins the drama club and Leon comes to all of his shows (absolutely BLOWN AWAY each time)

If you don’t like that one, here’s this one as well:

Leon taking Taka to a rock concert

Hope these are fun! Thank you!

Hi there! NEVER APOLOGISE! No one ever bothers me - it gives me happy feels to know people want me to write something for them!

WELCOME ABOARD THE ISHILEON TRAIN! I loved writing the proposal so THANK YOU for asking!

I AM A HUGE THEATRE NERD! And you have no idea how I've headcannoned that Taka is a theatre soul. (And shh - I also thought The Confrontation was an amazing song for Taka and Ishida to sing asdfghjkl...) I also think Leon would be BUT he has enough on his plate right now (music and baseball!).

SO YES! Let's do Taka - the musical theatre man! I love this idea! Also using it as a means to get Taka as a character in an obscure musical that I TOTALLY see him nailing!

I hope this is what you're after!!

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• It isn't something that people would have imagined Kiyotaka Ishimaru to be good at.

• I mean, come on! He's stiff, awkward, not in the slightest bit spontaneous.

• It makes perfect sense to never imagine him on stage.

• But it does happen.

• Leon has been trying to convince him to join a school club for months - it doesn't even matter which one, just so long as it's one that he enjoys.

• And he's TRIED, you know? But Taka just rubs people the wrong way most of the time because of rules and safety.

• But none really fit - much to both of their disappointment.

• That's when he sees the musical theatre club poster on the noticeboard.

• They're doing a production of Death Note - the musical and are holding auditions in a couple of weeks.

• He and Leon have watched the anime recently and Taka really enjoyed it (despite seeing traits of his grandfather in Light).

• He doesn't think he'll get a big role, but he doesn't care about that. He just wants to be in a club at this point.

• And Leon would be so proud to see him on stage.

• Okay - he'll go. He finds the director and asks if he can have a copy of the sheet music for the auditions.

• He practises in secret with the music teacher, wanting to surprise Leon and his friends with his good news when he gets a chorus part.

• And on the day of the auditions, he does his thing and sings the song all male members have been asked to prepare.

• What he wasn't expecting was a standing ovation at the end.

• Nor was he expecting to be cast as Light - the main character.

• Again, he hides his role from his friends, asking the club to keep it secret too.

• But he does say he's in the show and everyone is so excited for him.

• It's a lot of work over the next few months but eventually the opening night arrives.

• Leon has invited everyone. And I mean EVERYONE.

• All of his friends are there, his parents, the his baseball team.

• He even convinced Takaaki to get a night off to watch.

• Backstage, Taka is spammed with texts of good luck from everyone - nervous but excited to go out there.

• And then its time. The lights go down, they all take their seats. The 'teacher' starts to say his speech. Taka stands up and says his first lines. And then he's addressed as his character name...

• And then his first song kicks in - Where is the Justice?

• From the audience, everyone is stunned.

• No one has ever seen Kiyotaka Ishimaru look so...comfortable. His acting is incredible, his emotions all realistic.

• And his voice is amazing - so powerful and raw and emotional.

• Mondo, who's sat to the left of Leon, glances over to see him sobbing in pride, his hand over his mouth to hide how loud he might be.

• He glances back at Takaaki, who's in the row behind with Leon's parents and they're all like goldfish - mouths wide and eyes bulging.

• And once the last note is over, the entire auditorium erupts in applause - of course the most of it coming from the front row from an incredibly emotional Leon.

• The show continues and Taka keeps impressing everyone with his performance - his solo song Hurricane receiving a standing ovation.

• And by the time the finale comes around and it's Taka's turn to bow, the audience roars with cheers and whooping.

• The boy by now is crying with happiness, laughing hysterically as Leon screams:

• 'THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND! I'M HIS BOYFRIEND! I LOVE YOU, BABY!'

• And don't you know the boy gets so much fuss when he comes out to thank everyone for coming to watch.

• Not that Leon lets anyone get anywhere near him, of course - that boy has jumped into his arms, kissing every bit of his face he can reach.

• And Taka's so damn happy that he doesn't have it in him to stop him.

• There's still another five nights of the show to go.

• And Leon goes to every single one.

• Every.

• Single.

• One.