#momsprite

[mint-flavoredd]

Horror movie with the peanut pack :3

~ Bonus alignment chart meme ~

[th3-b4ll4d]

oc from my mspfa (3): zack madden

name: zack madden

chumhandel: terreneAstrologer

handel color: red

strife weapon: shard of glass

lover: skaler sussex

age: 15

hight: 5’5

god tier: page of life

sexuality: gay

he/him (cis

birthday: june 21st, 2009

prospit dreamer

guardian: mother/noel madden

patron troll: polvar marbea

land: land of water and clouds

trickster food: blood orange

the sprite thing idk how half of this works: photo-momsprite

lived in new jersey

clothes style: very like,, dressy-sloppy mix?

other:

-neglected kid

-wren is his sister but their parents got a divorce

-smokes because his mom does

-wants to be like his mom so she’ll like him more

-becomes sober at some point

-mommy issues gang!!

-has anxiety (smoking weed does NOT help)

-LOVES cats and stars

-transphobic and homophobic mom

[alphiestuck]

[thewertsearch]

Looks like Karkat was on the money after all. Vriska honestly hates Tavros, so this can only be black romance. 

Actually, she’s not sure if the romance is red or black - which, to be honest, is more surprising than the kiss. 

How could Vriska think for a second that she holds any affection whatsoever for Tavros? 

I can’t tell if she’s changing her mind, or if pushing people around is just how you express kismesis ‘affection’. 

VRISKA, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. 

If you do this, there ain’t no going back. 

There are some depths even Vriska Serket won't sink to, and I thank god and Hussie for that.

So THAT'S why she had you make this dress for her??? And you just went along with it like a sucker. Argh, you are such an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something tells me Kanaya’s redrom wasn’t as ‘pale’ as she was pretending. 

And Vriska’s a telepath! She knew Kanaya liked her, and she manipulated her into helping set up this roleplay! That’s a whole new dimension of shitty. 

MOTHERSPRITE: There there, sweetheart.

Careful, Momsprite - you're only single-prototyped!

Being a kid and growing up. It's hard and nobody understands.

Don't give up, Kanaya. 

I know you love the light, but Vriska isn’t the only Light Player around...

The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.

Not me. Gimmie the lore!

[homestuckbot413]

bad and naughty children get put into the davesprite wiggler ? the healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of roxy's momsprite

[koda-bear01]

So, im writing a homestuck/be more chill crossover (I've left it alone for so long i decided ro re-write it), and ive got some simple stuff down to add Jeremy, Michael, Rich, Jake, Brooke, Chloe, Christene, and Jenna.

I ahve their classpects, lands, strife modus, their land quests, what their moons are, but im having a hard time with their sprites.

So far i have

Jeremy: Kernelsprite as a soda bottle, Prototype 2 as his mother, Momsprite (im getting to write about it)

Michael: Kernelsprite as weed, Prototype 2 as a pac man plushie, Pacsprite

Rich: Kernelsprite as a fish, no prototype 2 for this (i was thinking of a mini robot? He calls it BiBot? Idk)

Brooke: Kernelsprite as her pet dog (idk if she actually has one, but oh well), no prototype 2

Jake: No kernelsprite nor 2nd prototype (i was thinking a piggybank for the first prototype??)

Christene: Kernelsprite as a role script. No 2nd prototype

Chloe: Kernelsprite as some roses, Prototype 2 as Madeline, Madelinesprite

Jenna: No Kernelsprite nor 2nd prototype

Help???

[calliope-the-death-eater]

Your name is Ann-Annika,and you’ve finally entered the medium! You have also prototyped your sprite, with a FANCY GEISHA doll and a mi---No,a Mickey doll is awful. Better use this photo of your LOVING MOM? YES. You are in the Land of Flame and Fire. You find this interesting. In a terrible,terrible and disturbing way. You start to feel lightheaded. Heat makes you feel sick. And, boy, this planet is sure piping hot. Your sprite is kind enough to get you a fan. Thanks, mom! You’re sure she will use this against you soon. But, it was very kind of her anyway. You start to fan yourself. This heat is really getting you sick, and you haven’t chosen your strife specibus! Should it be FANKIND,as you’re holding a fan anyway? A classy strife specibus for a classy lady,no? But you don’t feel too feminine today. You wonder if your “grandpa cane”, that is a family heirloom almost, could make a good weapon.  CANEKIND is also a very classy strife specibus. Due to your indecision, you feel like you should ask your moirail and teammate on the subject. She is creative, and could be of help. Not to mention that she is the best ever. But,you tell her this already all the time. But not now. She has a lot going on now, it would be inappropriate. Should you go and explore your land? Y/Y YES. You don’t think there will be another option. You get your PINK CHINESE PARASOL, and look at your mom…sprite for her “fashion approval”.  She approvingly nods. They, parasol and fan, do match your “AMERICANA FIFTIES DRESS” and you look fashionable, as always. OR SO YOU BELIEVE. You grab her SMARTPHONE, so you can keep communicating with your teammates, and you already feel and hear her spritey scolding. But, I need it mom!  If you didn’t notice WE ARE FUCKED UP BEYOND REPAIR. FUBAR, FOR SHORT.  And there it starts. An overly dramatic arguing between you and your mom/sprite filled with, tears and immaturity from your part….And blackmailing, melodrama and rage from your mother’s. All you needed now! (just me or my theme hates read mores?)

[mint-flavoredd]

Conclusion and introduction of Momsprite