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There are too many episodes to seed. Please help me out (10)
#pnf episodes#pnf episodes tournament#phineas and ferb#dwampyverse#poll#poll tournament#tournament poll#poll bracket#dwampyverse tournament#preliminary polls#lights candace action!#lotsa latkes#love at first byte#make play#mandace#meatloaf surprise#mind share#minor monogram#misperceived monotreme#mommy can you hear me?#mom's birthday#mom's in the house
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Ultimate Ferb Bracket!
#pnf#phineas and ferb#ferb#ferb fletcher#polls#polls on tumblr#tournament polls#Mommy Can You Hear Me?#Agent Doof#Ferb Round 1
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What if I run into oncoming traffic.
#when I tell you my jaw truly dropped hearing this. hands coming up to hold the head. the PHYSICAL REACTION I HAD TO THIS OAAAUUGHHEEEOUGHHH#OHHHH MY GODDDD#I had to get up and walk around after hearing that.#forgive the quality. I am in shambles rn they can be a lil blurry.#the penguin hbo#the penguin spoilers#oz cobb#every interaction between him and his mother makes me want to slam my head into the wall and cry#It's even more painful that he loves her so much. his mommy issues are as layered as a goddamn baklava there's no saving him
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finally giving fem danyal her own au and fulfilling my 'danny is an animal whisperer' agenda at the same time: mother of monsters danyal 2.0
i say "2.0" because TECHNICALLY 'mother of monsters danyal' is an au I made back in June for Dark fem!Danyal (who I promptly named Layal). However, I haven't posted much for her yet, and I like the "mother of monsters" premise too much to leave it only to Layal. Plus Danyal in that au was going to become the mother of monsters anyway, just with significantly less world domination and mass extinction.
'Animal whisperer' Danny has been something I've been thinking about since my latest DP 'wolfpack au' post and it's! So fun to think about, and who no better to assign the idea to than Danyal Al Ghul? Who comes from a family infamously known for their love of animals and nature?
Fem Danyal is just purely self-indulgent. *gestures wildly at her* i just lomvb,,, her,,,, I've only really mentioned her in context of the 'Things in Threes' au/my first Danyal al Ghul au with the facial scar, but she's!!! I love her. She deserves her own au <33
So kill three birds with one stone! Make a post about it.
Anyways, Danny has a large lair. Similar to cult leader danyal, her lair is a giant mountain region resembling nanda parbat with a big temple/palace-like area built into the mountain. It's large, it's overflowing with natural flora, with its own mini-floating islands hovering over some areas, and it's also completely empty.
Danny takes one look at her lair upon first meeting, -- noting that it looked relatively smaller from the outside -- and promptly, with the elegance of an Al Ghul, goes "What the hell??" Because yes, while she does enjoy her own solitude and privacy, this is a bit ridiculous.
For heaven's sake, there's even a massive lake in there! What's she going to do with all this space? Can she make it any smaller? Why is it so big in the first place? This looks borderline like one of the mega-islands!
She finds out later that apparently, the amount of ectoplasm a ghost has can have an effect on the size of their lair. And since she has such a large core, her lair reflects that. Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff, it's bigger on the inside so it doesn't take up "too much space" on the outside. Don't worry about it too much.
Danyal isn't totally opposed to having such a large lair, she's just... a bit baffled by it. It feels like so much wasted space is all. All this flora and no fauna to enjoy it with. It's practically eerie.
She decorates her temple-palace area, transforming rooms to match her needs as she sees fit. In the center of the inner gardens is a massive tree that she likes to climb, with twisting, winding branches. Sam and Tucker have honorary rooms, even if they can't safely leave the specter speeder for long periods of time, even with proper safety equipment. So does Jazz. Ali (Dani) has one too, but he can actually use that one, and Danny brought him to her lair so he could decorate it himself.
She has a personal garden, but for the most part she lets the flora exist as it is. Too much space to cultivate it en masse anyways.
Skip to a few weeks later, on her next visit to Clockwork. She developed a habit of going to see him semi-regularly just because. She enjoys his wisdom, and he has a lot of stories to tell, and when he's not being the cryptic and esoteric timekeeper, he's a bit goofy.
(pushing my dadwork agenda here,,, i think Danny deserves to go 'hey, Lord Clockwork, do you want me to buy you something' while she's at walmart, only to receive a singular glowing sticky note that says 'cucumber gatorade'.)
(She insists on referring to him with his proper titles even for the most mundane of things because it's proper, but Clockwork sees a future where she eventually calls him "Cee" and by all things in existence is he determined to get there. Anyways,,,)
On her next visit to Clockwork, just as she is about to leave, Clockwork stops her and goes; "Ah, I have something for you. Hold out your hands."
Danny does as such, and Clockwork doesn't give out things often, so her curiosity has spiked to the highest levels. He turns away from her for a moment, using his staff to summon whatever it is he needs, and when he turns around.
He drops a fish into her hands. Granted, a fish in a small glass tank. But a fish nonetheless. A small one, roughly about the size of her finger, with a blue-black, eel-shaped body and four sets of glowing eyes. She can see thin, almost translucent, but spiny fins down its back and the start of bioluminescent markings. It's swimming around in circles in its small container.
"Lord Clockwork." Danyal says all too calmly.
"Yes, Danyal?"
"What is this?"
"That is an adolescent leviathan, Danyal." She’s transfixed onto the tank, but she doesn’t need to see Clockwork’s face to hear the smile he’s stifling.
The myriad of emotions that runs through her all at once threatens to overwhelm her, and she can’t tell if the feelings are negative or positive. So she carefully closes her eyes to breathe in through her nose.
“Clockwork.”
“Ah, I see you’ve dropped formalities.”
She ignores that.
“Why have you given me an adolescent leviathan?”
She's expecting the trickster to look amused when she opens her eyes. Instead, he just looks endeared. "I know you're fond of animals," he says, "and you always look amazed when you come across an animal of the realms. So I thought you might enjoy taking care of the young beast, it's mother is dead so it has no one to care for it."
Oh.
"But, if you don't like it," Clockwork's hands reach out for the tank, "I can simply take it back--"
Danyal shifts the tank out from his reach and hugs it possessively. "I never said that. How do I care for it?"
And so clockwork gives her a list, and when Danyal returns to her lair, she sets up a large tank in her room for the leviathan to swim in -- it's much too small for the lake right now, she thinks. She'll feel better if it's somewhere she can find it. She names him Suhā.
Suhā grows quickly, and by the end of the mortal month she transforms one of the rooms into a large pond for him to swim around in. He's a very loyal beast, recognizing her as it's mother of some kind. Danyal takes great care ensuring that her beastie gets quality care, and Suhā swims to the surface to see her when he senses her in the room.
It spirals from there. Somehow, Pandora catches wind that Clockwork gave her a leviathan, and so the next time Danyal visits the Greater Athens, she gives her a baby chimera. It's eyes are still sealed shut, Danyal can't bring herself to say no. She names the little beastie Firas.
Frostbite hears about it too, and not to be outdone, gives her an animal she's never even heard of. Infinite-realms born, apparently. A fox-like creature with two small horns like an impala, four eyes, and tall legs. The name isn't something she's quite sure how to write down, and she's positive that her friends won't be able to comprehend it. She names her Eira.
Getting the three of them used to each other was... interesting. Suhā tried to eat Firas when Danyal first introduced the two, and they've hated each other ever since. Firas and Eira are seemingly getting along. Her island already feels full enough with the three of them on it.
Of course, that's not the end of it. With her luck, she begins stumbling across other monsters. Realms-borne or otherwise. An injured hydra in the Grecian islands that, through lots of trial and error, Danyal is able to rehabilitate and heal. It routinely comes to visit her afterwards.
A griffin with a broken wing that she moves permanently to the island that likes to keep to itself, but tends to come down when she's near. It gets along best with Firas.
A panther-like monster from the Shades Woods that had six legs and three tails, with ends that reminded her of a venus flytrap. It stuck around the heavy foliage and she can only make out where it was when she saw its golden eyes reflect.
She befriends a young indrik with its leg injured, and much like the hydra it follows her back to her island, and stays there in the mountains. It comes out when she's alone, much like her other beasts.
She receives two more leviathan -- one from clockwork, and one she finds herself while exploring the deeper and darker recesses of the Ghost Zone. It was huddled against the carcass of its mother, and she managed to befriend and get close enough to it to bring it back to her island. Suhā is fully grown by then, with a head bigger than Danyal herself and he still likes to stick her head out of the water for nuzzles when she's near.
He's not very happy with his new siblings, but he's not trying to eat them when she's not looking. So she calls it a win in her book.
And it's not just large beasts either; smaller animals begin popping up when she's not looking. Bird-like creatures and small mammals, and she swears she saw a doe (or something resembling a doe) grazing in the forest while she was walking by.
She takes back with her a lone snake egg once, and it grows so big it wraps around her island and sleeps with its massive head on the mountain beside the temple, like some smaller breed of Jörmungandr.
And on and on it goes. Some of the beasts she comes across never step foot onto her island, some of them follow her back, while others she has to carry back. Not all of the ones that follow her stay, and Danny rehabilitates the injured and releases them when they're fully healed.
It's hectic, and busy, and frankly she loves it. Some of her rehabilitated beasts return to visit her, or to have their children somewhere on the island, or whatever it is they need to do.
She becomes a bit infamous for it. She goes to visit Dorathea once, and as she's walking through the streets she can hear some of the denizens whispering while she walks past.
"Is that her?"
"Her highness' friend? Yes--"
"--that's the one--"
"--Mother of monsters--"
Danny's not sure how to feel about that.
Although, she can't say she's opposed.
Danyal Al Ghul, Mother of monsters, raiser of beasts. It has a nice ring to it.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc prompt#fem danny fenton#fem danyal al ghul#mother of monsters danny#if anyone wants to hear about Layal specifically I'd be HAPPY to tell you about her. she's inspired by the song 'scylla' from epic#you can't leave me with dark danny for too long i give him depth if i do. anyways i gave layal mommy issues. she has a complicated view on#danyal and both loves and hates her in equal measure. she killed her out of mercy. she's her mother her sister her other half.#she despises her. she misses her. she'll never see her again. she sees her every time she looks in the mirror. she's 24. she's 10 years old#can you tell that i made layal during a time where i was thinking about the 'dan is danny's kid' dpdc trope bc that's exactly what happened#*holds dad!clockwork up like potato.* 'i just think he's neat :)'#i am incapable of making things only cracky. i must make it meaningful in some way or another.#MMMM i have to cut it off here before it gets too looooNNGGG.#if this flops i'll be sad :((#i just think the idea that danyal has her own little world on her island is neat. she's got dragons and wyrms and serpents and giant wolves#and griffins and one time there's a sphinx although she doesn't stay permanently. Danyal has a blast answering her riddles though.#that panther is based off the dnd displacer beast. there's little salamanders and gazelles with three eyes. there's more sea monsters than#just suhā and the other two leviathans but i couldnt think of any. im obsessed with the sea serpents if you havent notice LMFAO.#there's pegasi and a manticore and a ton of infinite realms monsters that are just an assortment of animals slapped together#the shades woods are a mega-island idea that i had. they're where a bunch of the “shades ghosts” are from. Its this large forest area with#megaflora trees similar to the redwood forest with canopies so thick and wide that no light can reach the bottom. so all of the native faun#living there have adapted to live in the shadows. there are a few villages that live in tall tree houses like the ewok villages that outsid#ghosts can go visit. the panther that's from there is very fond of danyal honestly. anyways yEAH ANIMAL WHISPERER DANNY.#her beasties are all animals up until she's like. 19. where she promptly steals an infant minotaur from a Legends Islands near Pandora#he wasn't being treated well okay!!! she couldn't stand by and watch. his name is asterion. he's a year old. and she'll kill for him.#i dont have enough tags to talk about Damian or her family >:T. just know that i am leaning into her assassin bg as usual :)
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Uh... did I miss something? When did Phineas and Ferb make a Christmas episode without a new song? Heck, they only made four episodes TOTAL without a new song!
All I want for Christmas is another PnF Christmas Album gosh dangit, I wanna hear Vanessa and/or Phineas sing “Jingle Bell Rock”, I want Buford to sing “I’m Getting Nothing for Christmas”, I want Ferb to sing “Silver Bells” - “I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm”, “Deck the Halls”, “Marshmallow World”, “White Christmas”, “Feliz Navidad”, I WISH WE GOT EVEN MORE OF THE GOOD STUFF, DANGIT!
Isabella’s rendition of “Let it Snow” is unequivocally my favorite rendition ever so like - I don’t care what song it is, why didn’t they give her more?! 😂😂😂
#those episodes are:#Rollercoaster#lights candace action#the lizard whisperer#and#mommy can you hear me?#phineas and ferb#pnf#I am in the Christmas spirit gosh dangit#THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD CHRISTMAS SONGS MAN#tbh though#the religious Christmas songs are infinitely better than the secular ones
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It's weird how people paint "daddy issues" and even "mommy issues" as, like, a joke or a failure on part of the person who has those issues, rather than recognizing that daddy and mommy issues stem, for so many people, from abuse. What this all is is just abuse apologia, and nobody seems to either notice or maybe even care.
When somebody with daddy or mommy issues opens up about the "why," I can't ever seem to shake the fact that they tend to have gone through a ton of abuse and bullshit as a child. It's just crazy that other people would look at that and see a joke or a failure of the once-child who was abused.
#abuse#abuse tw#abuse mention tw#child abuse#child abuse tw#mental health#it really goes to show (to me) that people either can't or don't WANT to acknowledge that parents can be the ones to have fucked up#if all the blame is placed on their child/ren then you can maintain the illusion that the parent is always right...#...that parents know what is best and they will always do what is best for their child/ren#it's just weird to be somebody with parental issues and all that gets steamrolled into 'mommy issues' that then become a Big Joke...#...especially because i'm a man (and because people are misogynists who think it's just so funny that women are people)...#...i find that my own issues are expected to be treated as a joke or a punchline or something i must whisper in the dark...#...so that others may have the luxury of pretending to not hear it or to have the luxury of forgetting in the morning...#...and it just sucks because that leaves me to remember and grieve and doing that with the knowledge that my abuse Is A Joke at My Expense#if you wonder why so many abuse victims/survivors become unsavoury: this is why#i'm too bitter about this topic specifically to care about the comfort of people who don't get it and don't WANT TO...#...because it is THEY who are uncomfortable with the very NOTION that abuse happens#if you can't acknowledge that abuse happens WITHOUT downplaying to for your sense of comfort you will NEVER help abuse victims/survivors#you will find that you start prioritizing YOUR sense of comfort over the safety and continued survival of victims/survivors
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So my left hand is broken. Fortunately I can still draw, but it is harder without my keyboard hand. I had to get surgery to put the bone back in place (I now have a metal rod in my finger). The last week has been a whole lot of me adjusting to one-handed life. It's been fine, but I am looking forward to getting my hand back.
Anyway, here's a redraw of a scene from the ep where Candace's foot was broken. The fact they put her upstairs always struck me as a really bad idea. Would someone have to carry her to get outside? What if there was a fire?
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I am heavily contemplating on buying myself a dvd player soon and buying all the DVDs for a ton of movies and tv shows I grew up watching cuz I miss the magic of dvds
#hear me out on this one okay. but the Barbie movies were magic on dvd back in the day#and I do wanna see if stores are still selling the old strawberry shortcake dvds before I go online for those#I wanna snort that nostalgia so bad#and of course I’ll need to get the dcau on dvd#like all of it cuz I’m so bored with the dccu since we don’t get as much new stuff#it’s always Batman or superman and love them but I’m kinda bored from always seeing a new bman or sups movie#Wonder Woman I wouldn’t mind a new actor for her but I know she’s not gonna be a muscle mommy which I’ll be sad about#give me a Wonder Woman that is built like rhea ripely god damnit#the flash is eh cuz I found out this whole time I’ve been watching the Wally west flash#but yeah Wally is who I want and then there’s the green lantern like dude is so cool iams all we have is the 1 from 2011 I think#sure I could watch some of the tv series they have but I have too many shows on my watch list it’s overwhelming at times so I skip over lots#tho I will have to pray like crazy cuz some of the things I know I want are probably gonna be expensive as fuck even as second hand#saw a class of the titans season 1 dvd going for $81 cad 💀💀💀#the world is not kind to those who don’t love the digital age#I prefers my dvds cuz I own it and no one can take it away from me unless they physically steal it#omg I’m turning into my grandma cuz she still had the vhs player with some tapes too#just wish she never donated the tapes for swan princess 1-3 and Anastasia and ferngully and basically all my faves that she owned#like Ngl a part of me wants to hit up value village just to see if maybe they’re still there or if I’ll find other copies of the same things#cuz a perk about cities with older people is that you get so much older tech and other items it’s insane
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Billy in the S5 bloopers
#Blurry but idc look#It’s not a want anymore. it’s a need: Chewing on him chewing on him cheeing on him#mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?#johnny lawrence#william zabka#Him in the last gif looking like he’s having a hard time with math or something (lines in this case)#He’s so adorable#and I just KNOW Daniel thinks Johnny’s naivity about technolgy and all the confused faces he makes are cute too#and hot. He’s definitely had Johnny sit in his lap in the computer chair#while he tried to teach him just the very basics of at least not clicking on every ad you see#but purposely making it sound complicated just to hear and see all that sweet confusion. the way Johnny’s eyebrows furrow#lips parted if he’s not chewing on them#getting them all red and extra kissable.#all ‘I don’t understand’ and ‘Can you explain it to me again?’#until Daniel’s dick is rock hard. Johnny isn’t stupid.#All those young guys he has to ask for help too lol (excluding Miguel of.)
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God,I can give you everything just to kiss her lines🥲
#eve best#maryland#rosaline ward#god can you hear me#I pray to god#she's gorgeous#mommy's baby girl#mommy
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Got Game? vs. Mommy Can You Hear Me?
Got Game?
Summary: Because of Isabella and Buford's argument about boys being better than girls and vice-versa, Phineas and Ferb create the "F-Games" to find out who's better. Meanwhile, Agent P stops Dr. Doofenshmirtz's plan to win a dog show.
Personal highlights:
Mommy Can You Hear Me?
Summary: After Candace injures her ankle and is told to stay in bed, she drives herself crazy trying to get her Mom's attention in order to bust her brothers. Fortunately, Phineas and Ferb provide her with a box of items to stave off her boredom. Meanwhile, Perry interrupts Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Chicken Soup themed escapade.
Personal highlights:
#pnf#pnf episodes#pnf episodes tournament#phineas and ferb#dwampyverse#poll#poll tournament#tournament poll#poll bracket#dwampyverse tournament#got game?#mommy can you hear me?
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Candace Competition
Broken leg. ''So, I was looking up at the stars, thinking about Jeremy... Only I was walking down the stairs at the time. And now I'm stuck in bed! Doctor's orders!''
Sick. ''You must not be seduced by the coolness! Focus!''
#pnf#phineas and ferb#candace#candace flynn#polls#polls on tumblr#tournament polls#Candace Competition Round 1#Mommy Can You Hear Me?#Put That Putter Away#Broken leg#Sick#0x44v0x45#Candace Competition
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pffffft what? no debbie gallagher scene could make me cry. she’s an annoying drop out teen mom who’s character was ruined. nobody likes her, why would i cry ove-
“hey! celia! tonya! open the goddamn door! give me back my baby! give me back my daughter! hey, franny! franny- franny, baby! oh- i’m here! mommy’s here, baby, i’m right here! i will kill you if you don’t give me back my daughter! i’ll fucking kill you! you hear me? i’ll burn your house down! you hear me? she needs me!”
#where’s emma kenney’s emmy for this scene??#where is it??#debbie literally created franny so that she wouldn’t be abandoned#she made her so that she would never leave- she remembers feeling such a connection with her mother- and she would’ve never left monica#but then franny is stolen from her#and debbie has just lost everything- all she really had was franny#yes she had neil but she wouldn’t have done that if she wasn’t desperate to keep her kid safe#and what debbie says makes me feel like its what she wanted to hear from monica#that she was here and she would kill to get her daughter back#because monica was never there and debbie was taken away several times#which makes what monica says/does hurt more#she gets franny back#and then tells debbie ‘daughters always miss their mommies- did you miss me?’#and debbie doesn’t say yes#as if what monica did didn’t rip her up inside#as if the abandonment was nothing to her and as if she ever ends up recovering from what monica did to her#emma kenney is so talented with comedic and dramatic acting#i could go on and on about it#y’all just can’t see it because you hate debbie but emma can ACT#i wish she was in more but she really isn’t in much and she doesn’t get to show off her skills often#shameless#debbie gallagher#franny gallagher#7x08
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mommy fortuna and the harpy,,
#your death sits in that cage and she hears you#the idea that you can live on in the memory of those you subjugate#that the harpy will kill mommy fortuna and she knows that and traps her anyway bc to be known by smth immortal is to live forever yourself#so who wins in the end who wins who wins#i love that harpy i love this movie mmm#smth abt it is integral to me#this isnt even abt anything im just talking rn
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ventpost lol
remembering how my mother used to give me rants about how i would never attract a partner with my posture so slouched and she would grab my shoulders and hold them back for an hour at a time and it hurt so so bad i would start crying
fastforward 20 years i'm getting a backrub from a cutie i later fumbled. they say, "Oh, huh. your spine leans forward at the top." then gave it a kiss and moved on
fastforward another 5 years. i finally get an xray. my spine is tilted forward. chiropractor said i need immediate adjustment, i politely called him a hack and said i was just looking for diagnosis.
Call my mom. show her the xray. explain it all. "WEIRD!"
that's it that's the comment.
you tortured me for hours over something built-in to my body that a horny medical layperson diagnosed in two seconds??? by just paying attention to me?
anyway my mom just asked "how's your back? does it still hurt because you slouch?"
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#personal log#cw: abuse#sorry had to do a classic vent. just... what the fuck#she still calls herself supermom?#lady you only have one child and they fucking hate you#'we'll love you forever' but suddenly everything is different if i'm trans 🙄#different topic but whatever#she literally has confessed she sees me as an extension of herself and that she only had me as catharsis for her own mommy problems#like great thanks#ps i didn't take the chiropractor at his word i also showed my gp#and it's not as much but with my bioanth background i know what an average spine looks like lmao#i can still hear her saying 'puff your chest out and put your shoulders back'#later it changed to 'puff your chest out let people see your nice boobs'#no thanks i would rather wear hoodies in the summer#she was buying me push up bras and thongs at 14??????
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Mentally ill boy whines again. Solution: Get Out Of There
#im fucking TRYING too as well and it's just constant fucking roadblocks or my body screaming to self sabotage and quit and kill ourselves an#d ruin our body and flay ourselves and repent and beg for forgiveness for being a body of sin like. GOD. I'm so tired of it!!!!! and i can'#even stop it because i csnt change my innner voice or the weird neurotic way kf thinking bc my brain goes '#'its keeping us safe! safe! safesafesafe!' bc of Oh Boohoo you got '''''neglected'''' as a child and had your needs not met' well mommy and#daddy sajd they loved you grow up. you got 'locked in your room' and had your apologies ignored ok well youre making a BIG deal about this#top crying boohoo you got bullied. you and everyone else#and then when I go well no they way i got treated was fucked. growing up poor fucked us up. you can still be loved and raised unstably and#uffer bc of it it becomes a fucking game to my brain to list every single way we Had It Better and therefore cant be suffering and its like#do you fucking hear what youre saying!!!! amd then!!!!!! i go through this fucking ten times a day and wonder why i struggle with feeling l#like a human being#and this doesnt even touch the whole mature for your age becoming kind of a therapist to your parent and hearing their issues and adults off#loadinf onto you and like. man. no fucking wonder i struggle so much with interpersonal relationships om top of everything else i dont have#a personality until I know what the person needs from me!!!!!!
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