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ssatoritendou · 4 years ago

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First Date

Pairing: kirishima/reader

eijirou kirishima

Word count: 1.7k

+ summary: Your twin brother Tetsu sets you up with his hero bro Kirishima and you are both nervous for your first date

Genre: Fluff

Warning: none

"Are you nervous?" Tetsutetsu asked you. "Why would I be nervous? You said he was a nice guy, Tetsu and that he liked me. It's not like I didn't like him. I think he's cute but now you are scaring me." "I'm sorry for scaring you, sis. He kind of has a crush on you. Now how are my hero costume improvements coming?" "Good. The steel is the same material as your quirk. So when you use it and are fighting villains it’s like double the power." "Thanks, ____." He pulled you into a hug and a kiss on the head. "Now, don't be nervous. I know Kirishima he will be a gentleman tonight. I'll see you later." He left the support course lab. There was an explosion in the neighboring lab, meaning that it must have been one of Hatsume’s inventions.

"Hatsume are you ok?" "Tetsutetsu there's no problem just showing this one from 1A one of my inventions that would work well with his quirk." "Hatsume how many times do I have to tell you to call me ____ because then people confuse me with my brother." "Anyways kid what did you think of the invention?" She completely ignored my comment and turned her attention to the kid on the ground. I leaned over the table and saw Kirishima on the ground. "It was cool but I don't think it's for me, Hatsume." He said he was being kind to her. "Is it just me or are there 2 of you and 2 of ____!" He shouted your name at the end shocked that you were here in the lab. You giggled a little bit. "I'll take him to Recovery Girl. Can't have you get detention again for injuring the students. Come on Kiri." You helped him on his feet only for him to stumble a little back onto you. "Sorry." He said turning as red as his hair "It's ok. Just save it for tonight." You smiled at him. "Huh? Oh right." He rubbed his head. He looked like he might explode. "I'm sorry if I'm making you nervous. It's just cute to see you all flustered. Anyhow here we are at Recovery Girl's office. I'll tell her why and you just lay down." "Thank you." "Anytime." You walked over to Recovery Girl's desk. "Hi Recovery Girl Eijirou Kirishima got injured in the support course lab it was my fault. I accidentally bumped into him and he fell and hit his head on the table." "Are you sure it wasn't Hatsume with another of her inventions because I heard that explosion?" "Uh, sorry I lied. I just don't want Hatsume to get in trouble." "It's ok dear. Let me fix your friend and I'll tell him that you brought him here. Now go back to class." She rushed you out of the office.

"Kendo, Momo what are you guys doing here? Did something happen?" "No ____," Momo said reassuringly. "Tetsutetsu sent us over to help you get ready." "I'll help with your makeup and Momo will help you with your outfit." "Um ok. I was thinking about something simple and comfortable. Kirishima said it was going to be casual." "Hm. I think I got something. It will go with your complexion." Momo said while creating the outfit with her quirk. It was a pink corduroy skirt-all with a white sweater for underneath. "You should wear your hair up." "Um ok.” You pulled your hair up into a high ponytail. Kendou then started doing your makeup. When she was done you put on your brown leather knee-high boots. "If Kirishima doesn't end up drooling over you then he must be an idiot," Kendo said. "And I would blame Kaminari and Sero," Momo added. "Thank you, guys." You walked downstairs to see Kirishima waiting for you. Tetsu was there too. You gave him a look. 'What the hell are you doing here?' 'I wanted to make sure you were taken care of.' 'You aren't dad!' "Um, what are you guys doing?" Kirishima said. "It's a twin thing," Tetsu said. "You hurt her I will seriously kill you Kirishima." "Tetsu I suggest you take Kendou and Momo back to their dorms. After all, it's the manly thing to do." He rolled his eyes and went upstairs to retrieve the two girls. "I'm sorry for him. He thinks because we live in the dorms he has to be the father figure." "That is the manly thing to do." He said with a laugh. He looked at you for a minute. "You look...you look very nice. Beautiful, I mean. Damn, why can't I speak?" "Kirishima you look handsome." You kissed his cheek. "So where are you taking me?" "I was thinking about the arcade. But if you don't want to." "No that sounds perfect. Let's go." He held your hand as you walked to the train to go to the nearby mall that had this huge arcade. "We can eat before playing some games or we can play games and then eat?" "How about whoever ends up with the least amount of tickets has to buy the food?" "That doesn't seem fair. I mean I'm the man I should-" "No Kirishima. Just because you are a man isn't a good enough reason come on it will be fun." You whined like a child. "Ok. Ok." The two of you played a lot of games but when Kirishima heard your stomach growl he knew it was time to stop. Both of you counted the tickets. You had sadly lost but you paid for the meal. "So Tetsutetsu tells me that you can control metal with your mind." "Yeah pretty boring I guess compared to the hero course students." "Are you kidding my quirk! Your quirk seems so awesome. I really didn't like my quirk or ever think I have what it takes to be a hero." "Kirishima that's ridiculous. I mean Tetsu’s quirk is similar to yours but I think you are superior and you have natural people skills. You care about others and put them before yourself. That's the making of a great pro." "How is my quirk superior to Tetsutetsu’s?" "Easy. I can't control you with my mind and you won the arm wrestling match during the sports festival. I mean the things I got away with as a child because he did them. The number of cookies he has stolen for me." "What made you decide to be in the support course?" "I always liked making things with my quirk. Tetsu did convince me to take the hero course exam I passed it but I wasn't really interested in it. I rather make the pros better at their job than being involved in combat. Sorry about Hatsume earlier." "Don't worry I think all first years are used to it by now. She a crazy person." "Yep everyone knows that." "You were willing to take the fall for her?" "I didn't want her to get into trouble again. I mean if you had the chance to help Bakugou not get into a fight with someone wouldn't you try?" "I see your point. Damn Bakugou can be such a hot head sometimes but it is useful when it comes to combat." "Uh-huh sure but that's not all it takes to be a hero. You have to deal with civilians and you have to be kind to them. Bakugou isn't really good at reading people's emotions. But I barely know the guy he can be different with his friends." You shrugged. "I mean he can't be all that bad if you risked yourself for him." "He has a softer side when it comes to his friends. He's my best friend." "I'm guessing you are his." "I would like to think so." He said with a smile. "I have to use the bathroom I'll be right back." You left the table and went to the bathroom.

When you were done you saw a little girl crying looking around. "Hey, are you ok?" "I can't find my mommy." She sniffled. "Can you help me?" "Yeah sure. Maybe my friend can help too." You went back to the table to see Kirishima with a big teddy bear. "Huh, I came back with a teddy bear and you came back with a child. I guess you win?" "Um, my little friend here can't find her mommy. I figured that a hero in-training would be able to help me find her." He blushed a little. "Ok! Now little girl what is your name?" "______." "It's very nice to meet you ______. I'm Kirishima and this is ____. Now, do you remember the last place you saw your mommy?" "By the bowling alley." "We should go there first." He picked up ______. "Would you mind holding the teddy bear?" "No." You picked up the teddy bear and followed Kirishima. When you approached the bowling alley. "Do you see your mommy anywhere?" You asked leaning over to the girl in Kirishima’s arms. ______ looked around the alley. "There." She pointed at the women screaming at the manager. "Um, excused me?" The woman whipped her head towards you and took ______ out of Kirishima's arms. "Oh thank god you are alright. ______ never wander away from me again. Thank you so much. I hope she wasn't a pain." "It wasn't a problem ma'am," Kirishima said. "Thank you again." She said before leaving. "Bye ____! Bye Kirishima!" ______ yelled. "She was cute," Kirishima said. "We should probably start going back to school. I'll carry the bear." "You don't have to. Thank you for the bear." "It's the least I could do you did pay for dinner." "It was my pleasure," You said with a smile. "You know how early you said you thought it was cute when I got flustered?" "Yeah." "You are cute when you are smiling." You blushed a little. "Thank you." He walked you to the dorm room doors. "This is my stop. I had really fun tonight Kiri can we do it again next Friday?" "Yes of course. You can call me Eijirou." "Ok. See you later Eijirou." You kissed his cheek and walked back inside. Only to be met by Tetsutetsu. "Coming home late?" "We helped a little girl find her mom. It was the manly thing to do." "When you say that you make me feel bad for scolding you." "That's my point. Go back to your dorm before Vlad gives you detention." "You sound like Mom." "You sound like her too." "Ahh! I was trying to sound like Dad!" he yelled in defeat.

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edengarden · 4 years ago

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Hello sweetheart ❤

I'm here again 👋🏼

I would love to request class matchup for my hero academia

I prefer Male matchup i'm girl [ straight ]

my height is 160CM I'm in the chubby side .

I have dark brown eyes they are almost black i have 5 beauty marks in my face small two under each of my eyes and big one between my nose and my upper lip .

I have one dimple, even with the tip of my lips, on the right side of my face, appears with the smallest expression

i wear big black farame glasses.

my hair is black 3B curly type and it's on the long side.

I'm an INFP-T personality types. hufflepuff

my sun sign is aries , moon virgo and rising libra .

I'm an only girl between 4 boys so I'm kinda spoiled kid .

I have mood swings but it's under control most of the time .

I have a childish personality most the time and Sometimes I act like a mature person , mostly lazing around and careless but i can also be a responsible and dependent person .

I get scared easily but i don't show it excited for the very close people to me because of that some people think I'm brave they are so wrong.

I'm clumsy person , my father saved my life a lot and always hold my hand when we are out together because I may spaces out in the middle of cutting the road.

i have a bad sense in directions i get lost a lot in my life and scared everyone in family so now they make sure I know where I'm going .

sometimes i really don't know what going around me and understand the subject late and it will be so late to open that subject again so I just imagine a 100 scenario about re-opening that subject.

To others I might appear cocky and ostentatious person but I am shy , quiet and awkward when meeting new people and i don't know how to respond.

but I changed completely when I'm comfortable with someone i act without thinking and talk a lot Literally about everything happen or anything I see .

Simply I turn to annoying human being .

I somehow can adjust to the people around me like my brothers used to call me nickname on purpose to make me angry but now I do anger them and call them by nicknames on purpose because they starts the game and I will continue playing it.

I think i was the person how hold my friends group because when my family moved to different country my friends go on different directions they all stayed my friends but they are not friends Anymore and that really make me very sad .

I'm now most of the time happy and chill person it's not easy to anger me .

When I get angry with someone they know they are in big trouble.

In some cases i turn to salty bitch like when someone harmed a close friend of mine or a family member i will eat that person alive because how dare they harm my people .

I love kids and I'm good at taking care of them so I'm the official babysitter for my cousins .

I speak 3 languages and I am about to learn the 4th one .

By the way I feel I'm not good at any one of the language I speak

The top two language i speak are Somalia and Arabic .

I'm bad at math if someone suddenly ask me 1+1 i will answer 0 but really good at all the other subjects math is my weakness.

In my life choices i follow my heart most often the times.

I like reading Romance novels , crime and mystery ones.

i love Baking, making sweets and eating them but I don't like cooking meals and I'm an decent chef because I start to cook a lot and my mom teaches me .

I'm addicted to coffee i drink at least two cups a day with all the coffee and start to fall for tea recently.

I really sleep a lot because I'm tired of socializing so i need to recharge my social battery.

most of my clothes are black and a little bit of different colors clothes

i don't use any makeup at because I think i don't look good with makeup all do is a simple skin care routine every few days.

i enjoy listening to music so much and I don't have a favorite type .

I playing playstation and mobile games but I'm slow player .

I shows my love and care by doing small things like making hot drink for someone in cold weather or buying small things i know the other person need and l like hugs a lot.

The most thing I hate about a person are lying even if it is a small lie in the eyes of the other person i will not accept it i value honest and truth a lot .

Also breaking a promise that literally will break my heart because I still remember an old promise my father made with me but he couldn't keep it .

I don't like people who try to manipulate me in any way or try to change my personality because I will accept everyone that way they are or i will leave them without harming them because everyone is precious .

Finally i don't like two face people how act nice in front of me or in front of someone else and they took bad about them in their back if someone told me bad things about other person i will immediately lose trust in that person .

this is what i have in mind now and I think i really talk a lot 😅

I hope I'm not bothering you here.

I will really enjoy reading what you will write

Thank you so much sweethearts

Have a wonderful time beautiful 🥰

I’m sending you to 1-B

Pls, as if Kendo didn’t have enough on her hands with Monoma, I can see her babysitting/tutoring you too because you have a tendency to zone out, get lost and stuff. You and Monoma have this odd vibe going on, where the two of you are completely different individuals but you always end up in the same space. Aka Kendou’s space, poor girl. It’s even worst because you probably can’t even STAND Monoma half of the time.

Other than that, you and the other 1-B girls are ADORABLE together, please most of you exude a Calm with a Feral Side Underneath vibe, and I think you guys all get really close together! A lot of helping goes around. You and Pony get close as friends because you both know the struggles of trying to handle multiple languages at once. SOLIDARITY. Everyone admires you two for being fluent in more languages but they don’t know the pain. You two vine hardcore together I SWEAR.

Pls you’re in such a tightly-knit group, I love the concept

#matchup #bnha #mha #bnha matchup #mha matchup #class 1b

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eri-corn · 4 years ago

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Hair braids and old wounds

(TW for mentions of child abuse)

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It was silent in the yazuka base, Tengai had just patched up Rappa (for the second time that day) even when the larger man grumbled somthing against it. Both men sat in silence at the couch, not noticing when a small white haired child snuck out of her room with a tiny pink bag

Eri looked around and smiled when she found the large man she had been looking for. She stopped and frowned however when she noticed the bandaged arms. She jumped when the blond man spoke up, one eye open and looking at her

”Eri? What are you doing here? You should be with Mimic”

The small child looked down and hid the bag behind her back, her white hair falling infront of her face

”Y-yes but.. I-I.. I wanted too..”

She murmured out somthing neither could hear, the blond noticing that she glances up at Rappa and his arms

”U-Um.. w-what happend?”

Eri pointed a finger at the pink haired mans arms while looking at Tengai

”Ah.. that..”

He sighed and rubbed his head while closing his eye

”This idiot got into a fistfight with some mean man today. He will be fine so dont worry”

Eri noded and looked over at the hurt man, his head was low with hair covering his face. She had figured out that he lost

”U-Um.. Rappa-nii?”

Kendou looked over at the small girl infront of him

”...yes kid?”

She looked down nervosly again while showing the bag

”Can I d-do your h-hair? P-please? I.. I wanna make you feel better..”

Rappa could not help but chuckle at that. This girl was too for them, so kind and caring

”Yeah sure kiddo”

The smile that she gave him was heartwarming as she switched places with him

Tengai watch the two interact with the smallest smile on his lips as he got up to make some tea

”Why did you fight that man?”

Eri asked while she brushed his long hair carefully

”He deserved it”

At her worried look he chuckled again

”Not everyone is kind in this world Eri. Some people are very mean and deserves punches”

”J-Just like mom?”

He bit his lip at that. He and the rest of the preseps did not know much about the girls life before she got adopted by Overhaul. He did know that her mom had abused her and left her for dead after her quirk showed itself

”Yes Eri, people like that”

He turned around to look at her when he feelt her small finger leave his hair and a small sob left her

”Is.. is what she said true? A-am I just a-a curse?”

His heart sank at those words. Rappa may be a cold fighter but he would do anything for his family

”Of course not!”

She jumped a little at his loud voice. He sighed and put his large hand on her head softly

”What I mean is that she was a idiot that dont know shit and deserves to get punched hard”

Eri was silent for a moment before Rappa feelt a warm mass on his back

”T-Thank you..”

Came the childs quiet voice, he smiled a soft smile as he hugged her

”Of course kiddo! Big bro will always be here! Now do you wanna finish my hair?”

Eri noded and smiled as she continued with his hair as Tengai came back

”One more thing”

”Yeah?”

”What is ”shit?”

#ooc #short story #eri #eris birds #Shie Hassaikai #bnha #TW mention of abuse

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wingsporkhalo · 5 years ago

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He’s Mine: A BakuDeku Fic Spork- Chapter 3

Eyyy it’s time for chapter 3! Chapter 1 Chapter 2

Last time, Katsuki attempted to confess his “love,” Izuku was forced to dress as a girl, Shoto kidnapped Izuku, I ranted about people uke-fying my favorite characters, and Kirishima offered some terrible advice! In today’s installment, Shoto makes terrible jokes and lies to Izuku’s mother, Izuku and Shoto go on a date, and our helpless damsel protagonist gets attacked by a villain!! Also, I provide several of my own takes on the pairing! Special thanks as always to @kittykatz009, @the-wizard-l, @satsuneade, and Phos! Thanks especially for the art, Satsu! LOL

Me: Thanks for the summary, Izuku, but wouldn't your time be better spent experiencing new events?

"OH WELL AS LONG AS THEY SAID SORRY, MY SUFFERING IS RENDERED MEANINGLESS! EVERYTHING'S GOOD!!"

Wiz: OH JOY Me:

My mum shouted me

That's right. She just... threw her head back and screamed MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as loud as she could One of our neighbors thumped on the wall. "MAKE HER STOP DOING THAT!" I heard a muffled voice roar on the other side. "I'm sorry!" I shouted back. "I don't know why it keeps happening!!" Wiz: JTRHSDGF

Satsu: Oh god Phos: Jeez Me: Wow, okay, sure, just declare yourself someone's boyfriend without asking them first. Wh... Where's Inko going? cOME BACK! WE NEED AN ADULT PRESENT Satsu: Okay but why isn't Inko questioning Deku about this!??? Me: FOR REAL THOUGH "Also, I found some girls' clothing in your bag... Honey, you know you can tell me anything. Is... everything all right? You know I love you no matter what, right?" "mOM STOP YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME" Satsu: HER ONLY SON HAVING A BOYFRIEND FOR THW FIRST TIME SHOULD BE AN IMPORTANT MATTER Ndvdkfbfkfbksbd Phos: "Truth is I got dressed up in it against my will." "Did they apologize?" "Yes" "Then that’s all right!" Me: I'd love to say it's completely out of character for Shoto to respond to a question with a shitty pun he's no doubt spent hours coming up with... but I could definitely see him doing that, actually but not THIS shitty pun Not THIS one this one... is uNBEARABLE SAVE ME lskjfslkdj pHOS I like how there's a lone quotation mark there, like that line was so fucking bad that even the punctuation is trying to separate itself from it Satsu: SKBFKWBGKDBSKDJIDBFJD 😂 😂 Me: AFTER THE PARK?? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THERE? WAS THAT JUST NOT IMPORTANT??? AREN'T YOU WRITING ABOUT THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE RELATIONSHIP?? WHAT THE FUCK Wiz: tjdafgfdhgfhg Me: THIS PERSON'S WRITING!!! IS SO FUCKING BORING!!! PLEASE, GIVE ME SOMETHING!! THE CLOSEST WE EVER GOT TO DESCRIPTION WAS THE LOST CAT THING AND EVEN THAT WAS COMPLETELY INANE Oh boyyyyy the next part

Satsu: They just got there and went back lol Me: I wish this author could be stoped Satsu: Omg she had FANS XDDD Phos: She has tiny electrical fans in her mouth. They’re completely shorted out by now, but that’s what you get. Me: "I'm glad I'm here with you, Tod--I mean, Shoto-kun." "Me too, Izuku." [silence. A crow flies overhead. Crickets chirp.] "Well, this was nice, Izuku, but I should be getting home." "Wh...what? But we just g... uh. O-Okay...??" Satsu: KDBDKFBFJX Me: [throws some rabbits in the air] Two high-up buns I mean, you ain't wrong, Toga DOES have lots of fans, but how could you tell that from looking in her mouth?? A Japanese girls uniform? Uh... is... is there a uniform that all Japanese girls must wear? That sounds like some kind of dystopian hellscape??? Wiz: Not wearing your japanese girl uniform? sirens start up Me:

(Guessed who it is ;))

Yeah, as with everything in your writing, it didn't take a genius to figure it out. It may take a psychologist, however. Satsu: Poor Deku, can't really defend himself even though he has One for all's power and has defeated so many villains already :( Me: I KNOW LIKE WHAT THE FUCK 😂

"Your cute come with me!"

Okay like... if you're going to bother putting an actual yandere into the story, let alone one who is canonically in love with Izuku/wants to murder him, don't you think her dialogue should be a little more characteristic?? Like, uhhh, "I've been waiting to see you again, Izuku-kun! Did you miss me?? I missed you. But it's okay. You'll never go anywhere without me again~" Y'KNOW SOMETHING SCARY AND UNSETTLING Satsu: "hey cutie ;)" Phos: That’s really good dialogue on short notice, Mom Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALIWAY [someone points to a girl named Ali] "about 140 pounds" aww, thanks Phos!! <3 Why would Izuku follow her though?? He KNOWS what Himiko Toga looks like!! He has fought her before!! Good lord!!

When I saw it my body trembled and I backed up to the wall

Bitch!! This kiddo faced down the League of Villains, The Hero Killer Stain, a humongous freakshow four times his size with prehensile muscles, a performance-enhanced metalbender, several morons in plague masks, and a terrifying maniac who had rearranged his body into a titanic monstrosity with four arms, and didn't back down!!! What the fuck show are you watching???

She cut my cheek

And Izuku just... stood there, I guess, with a bit of drool escaping his semi-open mouth as he stared at nothing vacantly. Wiz: :’)))))) Me: And then he just passes out for no reason?? I?? I don't get it! Was it because of the explosion? Did he get cut a bunch more times (but we never knew because the author was incapable of describing it to us) and pass out from blood loss? Or is he just so frightened of this admittedly-terrifying girl that he just swooned onto the ground???

Sure. Because visiting Deku is something he does all the time I guess. This is so pointless, so bad, so unbelievably boring, oh my god author I've met trees with more personality than your writing. Literally I read a book where a tree was the main character and it was one of the most interesting books I've ever read Wiz: y e p Me: also, there's the "my deku" again [rolling eyes] Satsu: oh god

Satsu: Did Kacchan seriously stalk him for more than two hours Me:

I ran to wards

I hope it was to a psych ward; that's where I'm headed after reading this. Satsu: was it really two hours because nothing happened there apparently Me:

And hit her in the face with my quirk. When I was done beating her up

Oh my god you idiot. You fool. You are like a little baby. Himiko Toga is not so easy to defeat. She's a notorious killer who's wanted for dozens of murders, and she's also a master of deception, extraordinarily quick-witted, and really good at knowing when it's time to skedaddle. >:C Satsu: Two things: He didn't recognize her even though she's from the league of villains Also, he just... Left her there..... Jaz: I'm so offended that they butchered Toga's characterization like this Me:

"Deku?" I asked while shaking him a bit. But he didn't respond

Oh god, he's finally succumbed to shaken baby syndrome from all these people infantilizing him Wiz: fdghjDSFGHJ Me:

I checked his puls

His what now? Wiz: his puls Me: gOD STOP SHAKING HIM OH MY GOD Bridle style. I can only assume this means he wrapped Izuku around the muzzle of a horse Wiz: oh my god Me: Oh, so suddenly Inko is back at the house again?? "A crazy girl tried to kill him with a knife" "IS HE OKAY??" "...I mean, obviously not. Did you not hear what I just said" Satsu: The puls 😂 😂

Jaz: Bakugou. What. The. Fuck. Me: I went up stairs. Just... some random stairs. I went up them. Yo but for real though... WHY DID IZUKU PASS OUT I don't think more intense stalking is the answer, Katsuki So like... how do you say "had of" but then later use the correct "would've"??? I? Maybe don't rub your finger in his fresh wound, Kacchan?? Wiz: o w Me: "Deku... who did this to you?!" "Oh that? Don't worry about that. I was chasing a stray cat and it, uh, got a little temperamental" "...were you shirtless during this?" "Yeah!" "........why??" "I had just gotten out of the shower." "................look, never mind. My fault for asking." I like how Katsuki's like "I'll make her pay for hurting Deku" but for the past decade it has in fact been him who has been hurting Deku Wiz: OH RIP Satsu: OH LORD Me: I don't get it; why is he just rubbing all these scratches? I can understand if he like, gently traced them with his finger? but you keep saying RUBBING and I'm like, what kind of strange fetish is that??? Wiz: That sounds ow fjcmv Me: So he just intently stares at his childhood "friend" until he himself loses consciousness. Sure. Makes sense. Inko pokes her head in later like "Boys, I made you some sna--oh. They're asleep. Uhh, I guess I should call Mitsuki and let her know Katsuki's staying over... that's nice. He hasn't spent the night since they were four" Satsu: Aww that's actually cute, but very impossible in canon 😂 Jaz: Lol it really is Me: that reminds me of a tiny something I wrote thanks to one of these badfics that I should share with y'all

Jaz: Hey look, it me Me: When u stan two characters becoming friends instead of becoming boyfriends Satsu: Omg 😭 😭 😭 😭 Jaz: FRIENDSHIP Me: YEP I friend-ship them so hard (': Satsu: SLOW-BURN FRIENDSHIP Me: SLOW BURN FRIENDSHIP ALSKDAJ;FKLD I LOVE IT Jaz: Hey, that is AMAZING Me: Katsuki: Fuck that. [holds up his hands, which are sparking] I burn everything fast Kirishima just puts a hand on his shoulder like "whoa, slow down there, ya little pyro"

OKAY, WHAT THE HELL! TOGA INTRODUCES HERSELF TO IZUKU WHEN THEY FIRST MEET, AND LATER WHEN THEY MEET AGAIN HE REMEMBERS HER BY NAME (and Toga looks... uhhh, a little too happy about that). HE KNOWS WHO SHE IS Satsu: Kzbdkfbjejdbd I'm crying at the had placed his head on his chest Me: I'm crying at the fact that apparently Bakugou is able to wrap his hand entirely around Izuku, because I guess he suddenly has Kendou from class 1-B's Quirk now And also "I tured my head" like oh really? Did you need a ture guide? Was it like, an Inside Out thing?? The idea of Izuku sleeping with his head on Katsuki's chest is cute, but I don't think they would willingly arrange themselves like that. It's more of a "we happened to pass out like this after being smashed out of the sky by a villain" pose, and when one of them wakes up they'd be like "aAAAH OH CHRIST OH FUCK [scrambles away like they just woke up cuddling a giant spider]" "he moanded" oh my god save me 😂 Wiz: moanded Satsu: Oh nooooooooo

Wiz: wh Me: "as soon as he [let go of me] I got away from him" Hey look, the first in-character thing that's happened THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME I like how Inko only exists when the author needs her to

"Coming!" I shouted back

Already? He only moanded once WHY WAS THAT ALL YOU HEARD FROM YOUR MOM? IS SHE LIKE, FADING OUT OF EXISTENCE AGAIN? MAYBE ASK HER WHAT SHE MEANS BEFORE SHE BECOMES MIST? "HEY MOM, DO YOU MEAN HE HAS YOUR BLESSING TO CONTINUE TO ABUSE AND TORMENT ME LIKE HE'S BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST 11 YEARS OR SO??" Wiz: :'))) Me: plus, is she forgetting that a DIFFERENT attractive teenager claimed to be Izuku's boyfriend yesterday?? Jaz: my head hurts from this

Wiz: There is so much happening but also nothing, I'm just. what. Me: Izuku is so fucking dumb in this story that he, to use a phrase I saw in a post today, "wouldn't know how to pour water out of a boot if there were instructions on the heel" Wiz: I freaking love that phrase Jaz: "but Kacchan was already finished.... I guess we have that in common" WHAT THE FUCK Me: And again, he only moanded once. Pitiful Jaz: get these bois to a doctor Satsu: And that's why they have to marry Because they have so much in common Me: Also, why is Izuku clutching his chest? Did he sprout boobs because the author has feminized him so fucking much?

He scoffed his breakfast down.

Okay. "You call yourself a waffle? Pathetic. Eggo, you say? More like, Egad, this waffle sucks." Jaz: WING OMG

Me: Without the umbrella? I suppose it's just as well. Even if it was raining, the author would never tell us Jaz: THEY SPELLED “DAMNED” RIGHT OH MY GOD Me:

while walking

oh my god, for real? couldn't you at least tack that onto some dialogue? Like, I asked while walking??? Jaz: too much work. they had to put all the effort into spelling damned right Me: PFFFFFFFFF The last line there is so depressing because it means the author IS aware of how Katsuki acts in canon... and has chosen to write him this way regardless

"I'm... mm [struggles to speak]" "Kacchan?? Are you okay??" "Yes, it's just that whenever I try to say something in-character my mouth snaps shut and I MMM-MM [flails around desperately]" "[panicking] oH NO! WHOSE QUIRK IS CAUSING THIS" Satsu: Ldbdkdbdkf Me: I like how the author makes Katsuki delay telling him The Big Important Thing until after school... which adds like a whole 6 sentences to the story instead of being a "haha, you'll have to wait for it, readers!" thing And I like how Izuku is self-aware enough to tell people where he's going and who he's hanging out with, but not self-aware enough to realize that he's in a love triangle apparently. Satsu: Of course this is the thing I decided to do to finish my art block lmao

Me: lKJF;LGKSEJRG;AWLKJGD;LKJE;GIJW;EGJS;LKJS;GLSKGJF Wiz: oh my god beauty Me: IM GONAN FUCEKN CRY OMGGGGGG Satsu: THEBIMAGE WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD, I AH TO DO IT LOLLL Me: I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT AND COUGHED A LOT [WHEEZES] Phos: Oh my GOLLY THAT’S SO GREAT Satsu: I'M SO SORRY MOM DLVDKDVDKD Me: "Close your eyes!" "Uhhh, Kacchan? Last time you held something behind your back and told me to close my eyes, you threw an angry squirrel at me and then recorded me running around trying to get it off me" "Psh, that was a long time ago, nerd. I'm different now." "That was last week, Kacchan"

"Is it--" "It's not a fucking squirrel, all right! Just do it!!" "o-okay!" Jaz: that picture is so beautiful omg Kacchan isn't going to be happy you dropped those roses Me: Mkay so if Bakugou suddenly kissed him, I think Izuku would leap back and be like "WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE KACCHAN" "No, it's--listen, it's really me, okay?" "LIAR! WHERE IS THE REAL KACCHAN?!" "I'm right here, you moron! [puts both hands on his chest] I'm Katsuki Bakugou! Cross my heart!" "AHA! YOU'VE SLIPPED UP! KACCHAN DOESN'T HAVE A HEART TO CROSS!!" "Wow, that was kind of fucking uncalled for, but I guess I can see why you'd say that" Jaz: lmao oh my god Wiz: DPESN'T HAVE A HEART TO CROSS Satsu: Kdbsjdhdbd I love that when you write them it's like they go back to normal, oh my babies ;-; Maybe the're just actors on a very bad romance series Me: And then yeah he would absolutely yell at him for dropping the flowers and Izuku would be like "[squints suspiciously] .......Kacchan?" "YES, for the three trillionth time. Jesus, I knew you were an idiot, but I didn't know you were THIS dumb. Now pick up those fucking flowers before I blast a hole through you" "[clutching his own head] wHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGG" Jaz: now THAT'S the Kacchan he knows! Me: What a beautiful greeting for a heartfelt love letter

Wiz: they spelled damn right :oooo Me: I know; it's almost as amazing as their utter disregard for canon Jaz: oh jesus Me: Izuku would stare at that letter for ages and find a hidden message in it Izuku, reading the note: "Hey, damn nerd... Even though I didn't get to tell you yesterday, I was trying to say that I'm in Love with you. I want to go out with you. Let me know what you think. PS- Tell anyone else and you're dead." [long pause] "...............oh my god... the first letter of each line... HE'S IN TROUBLE!! I HAVE TO SAVE HIM" Jaz: Afudshgoudshuigdsh

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Next time: The last installment, in which Katsuki and Shoto fight over our damsel!

#mha #my hero academia #badfic #bad fanfiction #hes mine #izuku midoriya #katsuki bakugou #shoto todoroki #bakudeku #tododeku

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amethystunarmed · 6 years ago

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Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou

Word Count: 4270

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Red Riot has been captured, and Bakugou wants to get him back. However, the rest of the former class 1-A is focused on a far more important revelation.

Set after they graduate Yuuei. They’re all around 24 years old.

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Bakugou and Kirishima have always been a kind of enigma. Even back at Yuuei, their relationship was unusual. Bakugou, who never let anyone close, letting Kirishima hang off him? Not to mention the study sessions, the team ups, the entire kidnapping ordeal. No one could ever deny that the two of them had been close. But now that they were pro-heroes? The closeness only increased.

Kaminari was the one who started the group chat, originally only including Jirou and Ashido, but as more evidence was gathered, more people were needed. Soon, the entire former class of 1-A was a member of “Are they a thing?” (excluding Midoriya, because no one trusted him to not blurt out the question the next time he saw either of them). Even Todoroki didn’t leave once he was added (he never sent anything, but they all saw the read notifications. He wasn’t fooling anyone). Over the years, it filled up with secretive snaps of Kirishima sleeping next to Bakugou’s desk while the other did paperwork, recounted incidents of Kirishima teasingly saying “You love me!” while Bakugou told him to fuck off, and once, a clip of Red Riot carrying a pouting Bakugou away from a particularly nasty scene, bridal style. But, despite all of this, there was nothing concrete. At least, not until the day Red Riot got captured.

The news traveled quickly. A hero snatched by villains was a pretty rare occurrence. Even rarer did it happen right under the nose of his partner. The moment Bakugou called in Kirishima’s disappearance, agencies called each other, effectively letting the entirety of Japan know what was happening. As a result, every nearby member of the former Yuuei Class 1-A was gathered at Bakugou and Kirishima’s agency. Kouda and Shoji were doing rescue work in the countryside, while Satou and Mineta were both at opposite ends of the country. But other than that, everyone had shown up. A couple students from 1-B were even present, Tetsutetsu and Kendou receiving warm welcomes despite the circumstances. The group had even gathered before Bakugou had returned. Midoriya was out trying to find him; he chased complaints of explosions like a game of connect the dots. So, at the moment, all they could do was wait.

“Any news?” Ojiro asked, breaking the awkward silence that occurred after pleasantries had fallen to the wayside. His tail twitched back and forth as he spoke. Jirou shook her head.

“Doesn’t seem like it.” She wrapped her arms around herself, fiddling with the folds of fabric by her elbows. “The agencies have managed to keep this under wraps, so the media hasn’t published anything. Which is good, because the last thing we need is a resurgence of what happened when we were students…” She shuddered. There was a nervousness in the room as they remembered. It still was a rough subject.

“But there’s also problems with that approach,” Todoroki added. He had made small changes to his costume. His hair was shorter now, cut so that it no longer hung in his eyes. But still, his tone was cool as ever, “It means the public won’t report any sightings of Kirishima either. We could have eyes all around the city, rather than just our own.”

Jirou frowned. “I didn’t even think of that.”

“Shit.” Kaminari kicked at the nearest desk “Well, what about the witness? What did they say?”

“They were pretty shaken up,” Uraraka told him. “Most they could tell me was that a villain grabbed them and Kirishima negotiated a trade. They couldn’t tell me if he seemed–” There was an explosion close, just outside, and for a moment, they tensed. Hero reaction times never really rested. Then Bakugou slammed the door open.

“Fuck!” he shouted and fired a blast at the nearby plant pot. It evaporated, leaving only a little pile of dirt in its place. A stray flower hit Kaminari in the face. “Shit! Son of a bitch!” He moved over to an office chair and picked it up. He held it over his head. “Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT!” He threw it at the wall. A green blur intercepted it moments before it went through the drywall. A level of tension left the room, all of the gathered heroes looking a little less distressed. Deku was here.

“Kaachan, I know you’re upset–” Midoriya cut off with a yelp and instinctively ducked. A mug hit the wall directly behind where his head would’ve been.

“I thought I told you to stop following me two blocks ago!”

Midoriya sighed, actually looking weary for once. “Yes, I remember. You threw a car at me.”

“Bakugou!” Iida gasped, “That is an affront not only to your fellow hero, but to the public and civilian property–”

“Yeah, yeah, he fucking caught it. Don’t get your–” Bakugou turned to look at them, and sputtered, like he had only just registered their presence. Instantly, his scowled deepened. “What the fuck are you morons doing here?”

“We’re just trying to help,” Midoriya placated. His calm tone made Bakugou want to chew glass. “If you just calm down–” And something in Bakugou snapped.

“DEKU, MY FUCKING HUSBAND GOT KIDNAPPED, I’M NOT GONNA CALM DOWN!” he screeched.

“And I get how hard that must be–”

But Midoriya didn’t get to finish, because absolute chaos erupted behind him.

“Husband?”

“What the hell?”

“Did he just say husband?”

Eventually Ashido managed to overpowered everyone else when she squealed, “Wait, you two are married?”

Bakugou rolled his eyes. “Yeah, no fucking shit.” But none of the expressions of shock faded and he bristled. “Wait, really?” Firecrackers roared in his palms. “EVERYONE WE WORK WITH IS AN IDIOT!” Midoriya frowned at the group.

“Guys, now really isn’t the time for jokes.”

“You knew?” At least four people yelled, and Deku at least had the decency to blush.

“Well yeah, it’s been three years–”

“WHAT?”

“Now I know you’re messing with us. No way you’ve been together that long,” Kaminari huffed, only for Bakugou to grab him by the collar. He held his charging gauntlet up to Kaminari’s face.

“You say anything like that about my marriage again, and you’re gonna wish your quirk fried your pain receptors, got it?” he growled. Kaminari whimpered and held his shaking hands up in surrender. Bakugou dropped him without warning, not looking at all remorseful when he fell on his ass.

“But… But… But…” Uraraka sputtered. She was seemingly incapable of getting her thought out. Asui elbowed her, and that seemed to help. “But there wasn’t a wedding!” At that, Bakugou smirked.

“Oh, there was a wedding.” He laughed at the indignant gasps. Midoriya personally thought it was a grand improvement over the frantic anger of moments earlier.

“You didn’t invite any of us to the wedding?”

“I didn’t invite my mom, don’t feel special.”

“I went!” Midoriya chirped, looking way too pleased with himself. Bakugou glared at him.

“You just showed up, that doesn’t count.”

Slowly, the others were coming to terms with the idea. Still, there was definitely a lingering confusion.

“But you don’t wear rings?” Asui asked, more to herself than Bakugou directly. Still, he answered.

“First of all,” he said, more than a little peeved, “I blow things up with my hands for a living. I’m not going to put on some weak ass gold band. Second of all, like I’m going to wear some sappy symbol like some happy househusband. I’m a goddamn pro hero and–”

“He wears it on a chain around his neck,” Midoriya chirped, and Bakugou spun to face him so fast he nearly fell over.

“How do you even know that?”

Midoriya merely smiled at him. Bakugou looked about to ready deck him, but was interrupted once again. Kaminari slapped a hand to his forehead, gasping as he finally put something together. “Does that mean all the times Kirishima called you his husband, he wasn’t kidding?” Bakugou was ready to pop a blood vessel.

“Are you serious? And I’m supposed to fight villains with the likes of–” Static came from the monitor directly behind him. Bakugou whirled on it, hands already sparking. “This better be goddamn important–”

“Oh believe me, it is.”

The man standing in the middle of the screen could not have looked more like a stereotypical villain. He was wearing a black top hat and a black cloak and glowing green eyes that lit up with numbers like something out of the Matrix. A technology quirk, then, Bakugou thought, Probably connecting the camera and the monitor. It was surprising that he was able to break through the agency security measures, but other than that, Bakugou wasn’t exactly impressed.

“Who the fuck are you?”

The villain chuckled. “Ah, yes, you haven’t seen me in action, have you? Though you and Red Riot have caused quite a bit of trouble for my company. Speaking of…” The man moved to the left, revealing Kirishima bound and muzzled in the chair behind him. He looked exhausted, with dark bags under his eyes, probably as a result of using his quirk so much. A couple bruises scattered around his face and arms, but other than that, he was unharmed. His eyes lit up though. Even though he couldn’t possibly have seen them, he never once stopped looking at the camera. He kept blinking, like he couldn’t believe what was happening. “I believe this belongs to you?” Bakugou prickled and slammed his hands on the table.

“Where have you taken my partner, you bastard?”

“Now, now, let’s not be rash,” the villain cooed. He moved backwards, settling closer to Kirishima. He reached out, possible to pet his hair, only to jerk his hand away when Kirishima hardened. Kaminari had to place his hand over his mouth to stifle a laugh. “Brat!” The villain spat.

“Hey, idiot, can we focus here?” Bakugou snapped. He was a coiled spring, ready to release the mounting tension that was placed on him. “What do you want?”

“Nothing too difficult really… A few months ago, you and Red Riot arrested a villain known as ‘Shogun,’ yes?”

“You’re a lackey for that narcissistic asshole?” Bakugou looked him over once more. “Yeah, that makes sense.”

The man onscreen bristled. This conversation was clearly not going how he expected.

“You will trade us Shogun for Red Riot! Within the next 24 hours!”

Bakugou sneered like acid. “And if we don’t? You managed to grab a hero whose immune to torture.” Midoriya’s eyes flickered to Bakugou. Kirishima was strong, but too much pressure, and his quirk would give. Bakugou had to know he was strained as it was. What is he doing?

That made the villain smile. “We can’t torture Riot traditionally, true, but… Bullet Ant!” A man, no, kid, walked into frame. He looked much for causal for a villain layer, in just a brown flannel and My Chemical Romance shirt. The only standout thing about him was the swirling black paint around his eyes and down his cheekbones, disappearing under the collar of his shirt. He couldn’t be older than seventeen. “Did you know the bullet ant has one of the most painful bites of any insect? It’s said to be just as bad as a gun shot, hence the name.” He gestured to the boy beside him. “Well, Bullet Ant here can cause pain receptors to simulate pain similar to that of forty bullet ants with just a touch.” Bakugou grit his teeth at that, and Midoriya did his best to keep the fear off his face. “Let’s see how Riot takes it, shall we?” He snapped and Bullet Ant placed his hand on Kirishima’s bare arm. There was no visual effect. Nothing glowed or sparked or ignited. Yet still Kirishima jerked forward, face contorted in pain. His arm hardened, desperately trying to fight against the attack. He grunted, but it was clear he was trying to keep quiet, even with the gag. His screams had just become loud enough to really hear when Bakugou blew up the monitor.

“Kaachan!”

“Yeah dude, what the hell?” Kaminari protested. “That was the only lead we had!”

“Wouldn’t have been any good,” Bakugou said, “He wouldn’t have contacted us if tracking him was possible. He probably just wanted to spy on us and gloat.”

“But still, we could have tried–”

“I’m going for a walk,” he said, out of nowhere. “Figure out where to go from here.” He placed his hand over his chest, and Midoriya knew he was touching the ring. He looked directly at Deku. “You can come too, Izuku.” And he walked out.

If Midoriya had been drinking something, he would have spit it out. Bakugou had never called him Izuku, even when they were kids. So I was right, he thought, Something is wrong. He thought through all the pieces, and desperately tried to put it together.

–probably just wanted to spy on us–

–where to go from here–

–he was touching the ring–

–never once stopped looking at the camera–

He kept blinking.

“Oh,” Midoriya whispered. They have a code. He wasn’t sure if it was Morse or something of their own, but they’d clearly prepared for this. No wonder Kacchan kept the villain talking, he thought, Kirishima must not ‘ve been finished sending the code! That was really smart. “Kaachan, wait up!” He shouted, and ran out of the building after him.

The journey was a fairly quiet one. No one forgot Bakugou’s hint that they could be being watched. Though the rest of the gathered heroes had eventually followed, it was more or less silently agreed upon that they would split off into groups to be less conspicuous. No one went very far, though, as only Bakugou knew where they were going. If it weren’t for the wordless determination, the causal glances at each other for reassurance, then it could have just been a regular patrol.

He led them to an abandoned building in the back corner of the warehouse district. It was large, the chipped paint on the outside hailing it as once being a car manufactory. The windows were fractured, weeds grew from cracks in the cement, the entire building smelled of rot. It looked completely and utterly abandoned. Jirou plugged her earphone jack into the wall and her eyes widened. She looked at them, and held up ten fingers. Closed her hands, then opened them again. And again. Thirty.

Fuck, Bakugou thought, but didn’t bother expressing. It wasn’t great, but they had faced worse. He picked a metal rod up off the ground and offered it to a confused Jirou. He pointed to a patch of visible dirt near the entrance of the building and she nodded. She crouched above it and began drawing, still keeping a jack plugged in. As she began working on a second picture, the catwalks above the ground floor, the screaming began from inside. It was blatantly obvious it was Kirishima. Deku couldn’t help but wonder when they had taken the gag off.

For a moment, no one moved. Even in their stealth, they hadn’t been stiff. It had been a fluid silence, not this statuesque freeze that shrieks continually shattered. More than a few people sent Bakugou worried looks. Aoyama even took a step back. Deku held his hand out, fully prepared to grab Bakugou and wrestle him to the ground if needed. But Bakugou didn’t look at any of them. Instead, he just gazed at the warehouse, clenched fists only relaxing when the screaming died down. Jirou adjusted her drawing. She circled one of the dots along the back wall of the wall and labeled it: Kirishima.

Everyone studied the map, closely calculating in their heads what they could possibly do. Then Todoroki took the rod from Jirou and circled a group of ten, close enough together that he could freeze, and far enough from the rest of the villains that he wouldn’t get in the way of anyone else. Then he pointed at Yaoyorozu and Kendou, clearly saying I want your backup. And so it went on like that. Tokoyami and Asui choosing for three in the corner, Uraraka volunteering to float Aoyama and Ashido up to the catwalks. All of them picked targets and allies like children in gym class. Bakugou pointed at Iida, then resolutely tapped the shape of Kirishima. The Get him out of here was just as loud as if he’d shouted it. He and Deku would flank him, going after the three villains standing around his husband. As much as he disliked working with Midoriya, Bakugou allowed it, because Deku was fast and would let him punch the bastard from the video call. All and all, it was a solid plan.

“Count to thirty” Midoriya whispered, speaking the first words said aloud since they arrived. They split up to get into position. And they counted.

One. Two.

Ojiro grabbed Sero’s back and wrapped his tail around Hagakure. He braced himself, ready to help Sero propel them through the windows.

Eight. Nine.

Iida warmed his engines. They hummed as they revved up. Todoroki cooled his right side. He breathed out a fog.

Fourteen. Fifteen.

Jirou plugged her earphones in to her boots and nodded to Kaminari. They fist bumped.

Twenty. Twenty-one.

Uraraka activated her quirk on Aoyama and Ashido, and grabbed them, holding one in each arms. She braced, hands inches apart, to make herself float.

Twenty-six. Twenty-seven.

Midoriya lit up with green lightning. Bakugou took a breath.

Thirty.

To the villains inside the warehouse, it must have seemed as though the world erupted. Glass rained from the windows as heroes entered from all sides. Tetsutetsu burst through the main door, grabbing the guard to the right and chucking him into the man next to him. Todoroki leapt past him, ice creeping from his feet to ensnare his targets. Kendou snatched the only one quick enough to get out of the way. Jirou’s heartbeats stunned a group overlooking weapons in the corner, allowing Kaminari to electrocute them. It was a breathtaking display of power. One man even dropped to his knees and made the sign of the cross.

Bakugou didn’t register any of it. Because there were four villains around Kirishima, not three. A woman was there, hovering off the ground and glowing faintly blue. Her neck was bent as though it’d been snapped, and ectoplasm dripped from her mouth. Bakugou doubted she had a heartbeat for Jirou to hear. She phased out of existence, and appeared next to Iida, knocking him off course. They engaged in a fight, and Bakugou suddenly doubted Ingenium would be able to get Kirishima out of the building.

“Shit!” he shouted, and pushed himself to run faster. Midoriya was already pulling ahead of him, trying to take over Iida’s spot in the plan. The man next to Top Hat stepped forward. He was a beast, built like a bear, and Bakugou didn’t like the bulky cylindrical shape of his wrists. The villain lifted his arms and his wrists cocked, firing two shots of concussive energy at Deku. It was enough to stop him in tracks. Midoriya crossed his arms over his chest, effectively blocking the blasts. He looked over his shoulder, and nodded at Bakugou. He bent his knees. Bakugou saw the energy pooling through them and it clicked. Got it. He didn’t stop running, taking a sprinting leap to vault off Deku’s back. Midoriya pushes him upward, giving Bakugou enough momentum to launch himself forward toward Top Hat, Bullet Ant, and most importantly, Kirishima. He looked worse than he did before. He was panting, his hair was all messed up, and he was soaked in sweat, but he still beamed at Bakugou. For the first time since this whole thing started, Bakugou felt a tightness loosen in his chest.

The maneuver managed to surprise Shotgun-Arms enough for him to momentarily stop firing, more than enough time for Deku to take him down. Bakugou sees them hit the ground out of the corner of his eye as he lands next to a shocked Bullet Ant. Bakugou moved into a fighting stance, and the kid bolted. They certainly don’t keep him around as a fighter, he thought, but that was good. He’d figured they’d picked him up as a torture instrument, and it was one less person between him and Kirishima. One of the other teams will catch him before he leaves.

Bakugou turned to face Top Hat, and scowled at the sight before him. The same idiot who had been so cocky, bragging about his plans only an hour ago was cowering behind his hostage. “If you shoot me, you risk hurting him!” The pleas were frantic, breathless. He probably wasn’t even thinking about the words coming out his mouth. A gasp left Bakugou’s mouth, a small, involuntary thing. Deku glanced up at noise, worried Bakugou would need back up, but his friend wasn’t scared. His eyes were fiery, manic even, like he couldn’t believe his luck. Kirishima was still grinning.

“Fuck him up, babe.”

Bakugou lifted his arms and fired.

When the light died down, Top Hat was plastered against the back wall. He slumped to the floor, unconscious. Kirishima was on his back, and lying in a pile of splinters. Bakugou had absolutely annihilated the chair he’d been bound to. Kirishima began to work his way out of the chains around him, flexing enough to snap the already damaged metal. Bakugou wouldn’t say it aloud, but all he wanted to do was run to him. Instead, he scanned the area, gauntlets still hot. He had to make sure there weren’t any threats–

“I’m watching your back!” Deku called, “Get Kirishima.” Bakugou what pretty sure that was the only good idea Deku’d ever had. He walked, at an incredibly calm, normal pace, over to his husband’s side, sliding down next to him. Kirishima collapses against him as soon as they touch, letting go of all his body weight. Bakugou hadn’t been expecting it and it almost knocks him over. He must be more hurt than he was letting on. Bakugou pulled his gloves off, and began examining Kirishima’s arms and chest for any breaks or bruising. He doesn’t protest.

“As if I even feel your explosions anymore,” he huffed, “Pretty dumb of him.”

“Not as dumb as you,” Bakugou snapped without ire. He doesn’t look up from his impromptu check up. “Getting kidnapped that easily? What a fucking loser. I want a divorce.” Kirishima nuzzled his forehead closer to Bakugou’s neck.

“Concussion over there had a gauntlet to a civilian's head.” He cocked his head toward the villain Midoriya and Yaoyorozu were putting in handcuffs. “Didn’t really give me a lot of options.” He held up his own cuffed hands. “Mind helping me with these?” Bakugou wrapped his hands around the hinges, and they shatter with a controlled explosion. “Thanks, babe.” He pressed a kiss to Bakugou’s cheek, which went pink under the touch.

“Yeah, you better be thank me,” he huffed. He pulled Kirishima’s arm over his shoulder and stood, slowing when Kirishima wobbles. “I’ve had to deal with these idiots all day.” The fighting has died down by now. Now the heroes are focusing on restraining. Bakugou can hear Iida on the phone with the police. “Did you know none of them knew we were married?” Kirishima’s jaw dropped.

“Wait, really?”

“Yeah, that’s what I said.”

“But I call you my husband all the time!”

“Apparently Kaminari thought it was a joke.”

“Kaminari! What the fuck!” Kirishima pulled forward, out of Bakugou’s hold. He was probably trying to go and tell Kaminari exactly how stupid he was, but his knees buckled. He would have fallen if Bakugou hadn’t caught him.

“Stop being an idiot!” Bakugou shouted, immediately scooping him up into both of his arms, “You can yell at them later, dammit, video call them from the hospital. I didn’t mount a motherfucking rescue operation for you to ruin it by knocking yourself out!” Kirishima wrapped his arms around Bakugou’s neck, and rolled his eyes.

“Wow, really feeling the love. After I was kidnapped, too.”

Bakugou scowled and looked away. “You’re the idiot who got nabbed in the five seconds I had my back turned.” He tried to keep the guilt out of his voice, but could tell he failed by how Kirishima softened.

“Katsuki,” he said, and waited for Bakugou to look at him. “It was my choice. Okay?”

Bakugou didn’t answer.

“Besides,” Kirishima said, grin returning, “I knew you’d get me back. Can I…?” He looked around. Most of the other heroes were staring at them. They weren’t usually this affectionate in public, usually at Bakugou’s discretion. A tiny part of him warmed up at the fact Kirishima was still making sure it was okay.

“Abso-fucking-lutely.”

They kissed, and it felt like coming home.

Midoriya was taking one last look around the warehouse. He wanted to make sure no villains were left in hiding. After Kirishima and Bakugou’s display, that could be messy later. Instead, he noticed Todoroki slowly walking in the back, away from where everyone was gathering to give statements to the police. He had his hands in his pockets, and was staring down at his feet. Midoriya went over and touched his shoulder.

“Todoroki, you okay? You seem deep in thought.” He startled at Deku’s touch, but didn’t pull away.

“Yes, I was just wondering…” He looked over to Kaminari, and called across the warehouse, “If Kirishima and Bakugou are married, do we no longer need the group chat?” Bakugou’s head snapped up, quick and vivacious as a firework exploding over the trees.

“THE FUCKING WHAT?”

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mcr-teetlez · 5 years ago

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hello! sero, iida, & kaminari for the ask game

sero

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: he can crack a sarcastic joke every now n then 😏

worst quality: i don't think he has one?

ship them with: i ship him with lots of characters, but him n aoyama are like a very good rare pair 👌

brotp them with: him n 1a

needs to stay away from: anyone who ships him with adults

misc. thoughts: sero's a good character, i like him, i just wish we could get some sinppits of backstory n character development on him 👏

iida

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: how he always cares for the health n safety of his classmates, he's basically the mom friend we all need! 😊

worst quality: i think he pushed himself a little too far during the 1a vs 1b arc, boi needs to care for himself too

ship them with: all iida ships are valid but my fave rare pair for him is him n kendou, class presidents/class parents 💞

brotp them with: him n 1a, him n tensei

needs to stay away from: ppl who ship him with adults

misc. thoughts: said it before n i'll say again, iida is an awesome guy who's had great character development so far + character interactions n the fact he's severely underrated by the fandom hurts me 😭

kami

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: he's friendly n laid back attitude is enough to make you smile; that n his derpy face 😆

worst quality: he can get a little too cocky as well as over-confident with his quirk, hope he'll grow to be more careful, don't want him to go overboard n get rlly hurt

ship them with: bkg, deku, kiri, mina, momo, todo, ura and more! but my fave kami ship so far is him n shinsou 💜💛

brotp them with: him n 1a, him n shishikura

needs to stay away from: anyone who ships him with adults

misc. thoughts: kami is one of my faves, i normally don't have a lot faves with the upbeat personality archetype but there's something abt kami that draws me to him, maybe it's badass quirk that has dark consequences if he uses it too much, maybe it's his loyalty n friendship towards his comrades (specifically him n bkg) idk but i look forward to him having more development in future chapters ⚡

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evilkitten3 · 7 years ago

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The Yuuei Dorm Laws

AN: Well, I did it for Fairy Tail… might as well do it for BNHA! Rules fic~ I wasn't going to post this at all, honestly – this is a joke thing I did for myself a while ago, but with all the angst I've been posting lately… might as well do something funny. I don't know if I can pull off a chatfic, so here's this instead. Anyhow, lemme know if you want me to continue this or whatever. Kitty out.

Title: The Yuuei Dorm Laws

Summary: The Heroics Department has moved into the Yuuei dorm rooms, and Principal Nedzu realizes that some rules should probably be put in place – for the teachers, the students, and anyone else who happens to get involved.

Warnings: General nonsense, reason being abandoned for the sake of humor, and Kacchan's potty mouth

Pairings: Everyone/everyone else (it's a list fic and I'm writing it – what the hell were you expecting?)

Aizawa Shouta – As a teacher, you should endeavor to act as a role model for your students. Showing up to class with a sleeping bag and a hangover, saying "today we're learning about spontaneous silence – anyone who talks in the next four hours fails," and falling asleep is not acting as a role model.

All For One – Stop persuading your guards to commit tiny acts of vandalism on school grounds. The government isn't going to let you go just because "the police force is corrupt".

Amajiki Tamaki – Asui is not going to eat you. Frogs do not eat people (or octopi or even clams, to the best of my knowledge). Please come out of the basement.

Aoyama Yuuga – Stop throwing glitter at people.

Ashido Mina – I don't care what Kaminari said. Do not cover his bed sheets – or anyone else's – in acid ever again.

Asui Tsuyu – If you see a student with compact eyes and antennae, you are not to beginning following them and whispering "frog food" at random intervals. Please apologize to the seven students that have locked themselves in the basement and convince them to come out.

Awase Yousetsu – "Killing two birds with one stone" is a figure of speech, not a challenge. Stop throwing rocks at Tokoyami.

Awata Kaoruko – Enough with the "fucking bubbles" meme. We get it.

Bakugou Katsuki – "Fuck the police" is not an excuse for setting off firecrackers in Iida's room, even if you do think he was policing you. This applies even if he is dressed as a police officer.

Bakugou Mitsuki – If your son asks you for a rather specific outfit, get context. If the words "dare", "evidence", or "Monoma Neito" are part of that context, please do not give your son that outfit. This applies even if "Monoma" is replaced with "that copy-cat bastard" or a similar insult.

Bakugou Masaru – You cannot adopt your son's friend group, no matter how happy you are that said group exists.

Bondo Kojirou – Cementoss is not trying to usurp you. That doesn't even make sense.

Bubaigawara Jin – Stop asking the students to help you become Deadpool. You are not, and should not ever be, Deadpool.

Chatora Yawara – You may not "forget" to apprehend a villain because the person she is attacking misgendered her. Arrest the villain and then scold the civilians.

Dabi – Todoroki does not need your help to be a deviant. He is doing just fine on his own. You are not "Super Fire Bros".

Desutegoro – Stop trying to schedule all your meetings on "February 51st".

Ectoplasm – Detentions cannot be assigned for an indefinite period of time, no matter how insulted you feel. Honenuki will not be in detention for "the rest of his goddamn life", and he was probably not trying to offend you anyway.

Eri – You were in a bad situation, and a negative reaction is understandable. That said, please stop threatening to castrate people with your horn. How do you even know that word; you're like five.

Fat Gum – The fact that Satou and Yaoyorozu also have food-related Quirks does not mean you need to mentor them. Two students are enough.

Fourth Kind – "Having a katana" and "having the right to threaten people with a katana" are not synonymous.

Fukidashi Manga – Your Quirk does not give you the ability to "see beyond the fourth wall". Stop trying to convince people that we are all trapped within a shounen series. That is ridiculous.

Gran Torino – "Kick 'em in the dick", while an effective battle strategy, is not appropriate advice to give to children.

Gunhead – Stop trying to set Uraraka up with Midoriya. You're probably right, but they have bigger things to worry about.

Hadou Nejire – Stop asking villains questions. You're supposed to be arresting them, not sharing good places to get shoes.

Hagakure Tooru – Bakugou's inability to hear what you're saying is not going to stop him from punching you for talking about him behind his back. He'll find out, you'll get punched, and no one will feel sorry for you. If you absolutely must insult him, either learn sign language or get a translator and do it to his face.

Hakamata Tsunagu – Not everyone is comfortable in denim. Deal with it.

Hatsume Mei – "It seemed like a good idea at the time" is not only a terrible excuse in general, but also a completely invalid one that does not explain the giant robotic velociraptor currently patrolling the school grounds.

Hikiishi Kenji – Killing people for misgendering you is illegal. Please find other ways to express your displeasure.

Honenuki Juuzou – Do not challenge Ectoplasm to a "who can scare the most children with only their face" contest. I don't care that you think it's a compliment; you're hurting his feelings.

Iguchi Shuuichi – Hoshigaki Kisame has not challenged you to a sword fight. Hoshigaki Kisame is not a real person; he is a fictional character, and you know this.

Iida Tensei – Your little brother has a lot of respect for you. Stop abusing that respect by suggesting he do ridiculous things. He will.

Iida Tenya – Please do not dress up as a police officer when inspecting your classmates' rooms. You are only asking for trouble. I don't care what your brother said.

Inui Ryou – Do not tell students to mark their territory. The janitor would like you to know that anything that gets urinated on is your responsibility.

Ishiyama Ken – If Bondo declares you his "eternal rival", you are to ignore him, not encourage his behavior. Insanity does not "build character".

Jirou Kyouka – Do not start playing the One Punch Man theme song whenever Midoriya is about to punch something. This holds true for All Might too, as well as anyone else who tends to punch things in an over-dramatic manner.

Kaibara Sen – Having a name similar to that of a fictional character does not make you that fictional character. Stop challenging people to Duel Monsters.

Kamakiri Togaru – Collecting insects is a perfectly reasonable hobby. Using them to terrifying other students is not. Please apologize to Kouda so we can take the anteater back to the zoo and you can come down from the tree.

Kamihara Shinya – Bakugou does not need to be followed 24/7. Surely the No. 5 hero has better things to do.

Kaminari Denki – This school does not need an electric fence. You are not permitted to skip class in order to act as one.

Kan Sekijirou – Please stop encouraging your students to try and one-up Eraserhead's class. This will not end well.

Kayama Nemuri – Do not put smoke bombs in the teachers' lounge ever again. I can and will start making you wear normal clothing if this behavior continues.

Kendou Itsuka – You are not Lady Flyswatter, Queen of the Bitch-Smack. So stop bitch-smacking your classmates.

Kirishima Eijirou – If someone asks you to pass the salt, they are asking you to hand them the white crystalline substance used for seasoning. They are not asking you to pick up and throw Bakugou at them. Please desist.

Kodai Yui – Stop trying to scare Bakugou and Todoroki. I cannot promise you will continue to emerge unscathed.

Komori Kinoko – You are not required to provide "magic mushrooms" to anyone who asks or doesn't ask. In fact, you are actively discouraged from doing so.

Kouda Kouji – You are not allowed to "do favors" for animals in the zoo. I don't care how badly that polar bear claims to need a cup of coffee, he can't have one.

Kurogiri – While I am personally unsure of the League of Villains' hierarchy, you seem to be the most mature. If there is anything to do to stop your cohorts from playing mildly annoying but otherwise harmless pranks, please do it.

Kuroiro Shihai – "It's because I'm black, isn't it" jokes are not appropriate coming from a fully Japanese person; even if you are technically black in color, you do not have African heritage. Stop before you offend someone.

Lock Rock – Tsunotori and Rin do not need you to adopt them, regardless of whatever Fat Gum told you. That said, if you have any pointers on avoiding xenophobia, I'm sure they'd be delighted to hear them.

Maijima Higari – Tell Hatsume to get rid of that raptor. Or at least make her do something useful with it.

Midoriya Inko – No, you cannot adopt your son's class. Yes, this applies even if they have all called you "Mom" at some point. You also cannot adopt the teachers or the villains. I don't know why I have to tell you this, but apparently it needs telling.

Midoriya Izuku – The fact that anyone with a sex drive seems to be attracted to you does not mean that you had a secret Quirk all along. Said Quirk is not "The Love Bug", and you will stop insisting otherwise.

Mineta Minoru – "Stuff a sock in it" is a figure of speech. You are not expected to eat socks, nor are you expected to carry around socks so you can try and force other people to do eat socks.

Mizushima Masaki – "Don't stop believin'" is not your official theme song. You're from Toyama Prefecture; I doubt you've ever even been to Michigan, much less south Detroit.

Monoma Neito – While Bakugou probably will do pretty much anything if you so much as hint that he's incapable of it, I feel like I should remind you that such a situation may not turn out in your favor, though one would hope you figured that out on your own when you (and everyone else in the vicinity) learned that not only does he see nothing wrong with clothing generally associated with women, he looks damn good in a tutu. And he knows it. Lording this over his head will only get him to dress in drag again. I have to ask you to avoid provoking him, if only because several students who thought they were aware of their orientation are suddenly reconsidering (which is, of course, absolutely fine, but probably shouldn't be happening at school).

Nishiya Shinji – You are not the Lorax. You do not speak for the trees.

No. 13 – You are not legally obligated to begin back-up requests with "Housten, we have a problem", and you will stop telling people otherwise.

Ojiro Mashirao – You chose the hero name "Tail Man". Now you're going to have to live with the consequences.

Overhaul – Todoroki Shouto has publically declared you to be the worst father of all time. Take a moment to think about that.

Rappa – Stop trying to fight Kirishima. I don't care how "badass" you think he is. He has homework to do. You can't fight any of the other students either.

Rin Hiryuu – If you are actually being bullied because of your ethnicity, please tell an authority figure (me, the principal). Stop trying to guilt-trip people into giving you food.

Ryuukyuu – Stop telling people that the Dragon Balls are real. They aren't, and you can't grant wishes.

Sakamata Kuugo – Do not try to convince students to "rebel against the tyranny of Sea World". You are not being as subtle as you think you are.

Sako Atsuhiro – If you absolutely must ask Shigaraki to give you "a hand", do not do so on school grounds. You can and will be arrested, no matter how funny the students seem to think you are.

Satou Rikidou – If a villain breaks into the school, alert the proper authorities. Do not bake them a cake in exchange for them leaving. Even if it works, you're just encouraging them to come back again later.

Selkie – "Captain" is not part of your hero name. You do not have the right to arrest people for not calling you that, especially if you are not on your boat at the time.

Sero Hanta – I understand that boys your age like to roughhouse. That is perfectly fine. I only ask that you not use your elbows, as you could do some serious damage.

Shigaraki Tomura – Please stop breaking into the school and taping up crudely drawn pictures of tap-dancing monkeys with socks mooning the viewers. While your creativity is certainly nothing to scoff at, this is inappropriate behavior. Also, you're a criminal, so you shouldn't be here unless someone arrested you. No, you cannot demand fuzzy pink handcuffs, even if Yaoyorozu is happy to oblige.

Shinsou Hitoshi – Stop kidnapping Aizawa's cats. I do not want our teachers sending death threats to students; it's bad for publicity.

Shiozaki Ibara – Smacking someone with a Bible is not an appropriate method of combat, no matter how much you think they "need Jesus".

Shishida Juurouta – Unless you can turn into a prince at will, you are not "the perfect candidate for a new Beauty and the Beast movie" and you will stop insisting otherwise.

Shiretoko Tomoko – I understand that the loss of your Quirk has upset you. However, breaking into All For One's prison cell to demand he give it back is not only very dangerous but also very illegal. I advise against it.

Shouda Nirengeki – I understand that Shinsou's actions in the Sports Festival made you feel uncomfortable. I do not understand why you think the appropriate "vengeance" is following him around and hitting him with a pool noodle.

Shouji Mezou – Mineta should not be trying to get people to eat socks. You should not be helping him.

Shuuzenji Chiyo – "The little shit had it coming" is not an excuse for refusing to heal a student, even if they did have it coming.

Sirius – Please refrain from lashing out at Harry Potter jokes. You knew exactly what you were getting into when you chose that name.

Sir Nighteye – Plus do not leave your All Might body pillow out in the open. Midoriya doesn't need any more ideas.

Snipe – Your active hours cannot only be "high noon".

Sousaki Shino – While on my campus, you follow my rules. Stop telling the children that anarchy is an option to alumni.

Takeyama Yuu – There is no law stating that you and Ashido have to watch "Monsters vs. Aliens" together. You should not be telling her otherwise.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu – There is nothing you or I can do to stop people from adding a "Tetsu" or two to your name. Learn to live with it.

Todoroki Enji – I have no say in the sort of activities the students partake in after school hours. Thus, should your son wish to gather a bunch of his classmates and egg his own house while you're away, I'm afraid there is little I can do to stop him. What a shame.

Todoroki Fuyumi – While I understand that you are happy that your youngest brother has begun socially connecting with his classmates, I have to ask that you not treat this as though it is his sixth birthday. Please stop showing up carrying pink cupcakes with hearts and smiley faces.

Todoroki Shouto – As amusing as it is to watch you infuriate your father, I must ask you not to break any laws. If you do, I will be able to stop you, and that is not something either of us desires. Full steam ahead (but only legally)!

Toga Himiko – Whether or not your hips are honest is none of my concern. Yours hips, as well as the rest of you, are not allowed on school grounds. Please stop flirting with/trying to stab my students.

Tokage Setsuna – If you are responsible for the creation of Hatsume's velociraptor, then you are also responsible for any damages in causes.

Tokoyami Fumikage – If you stand around dramatically on the roof, people will laugh if/when you fall. They will be justified in doing so.

Toogata Mirio – I understand that you are sick of Tintin jokes. I expect you to understand that Recovery Girl is sick of fixing broken noses.

Tsuburaba Kousei – Stop stalking Todoroki. I don't care if you're only doing it to protect him from the press, stalking is still stalking.

Tsuchikawa Ryuuko – You are thirty-one years old. Do not flirt with teenagers.

Tsunotori Pony – If Monoma tells you how to say something, double check with someone in your class first.

Uraraka Ochako – Please do not try and convince your classmates to refer to All Might as "Dad-sensei". Please also refrain from convincing them to refer to Midoriya Inko as "Mom". Please also stop trying to hook them up.

Yagi Toshinori – Do not encourage your students' delusions of grandeur, whether it's Bakugou claiming to be invincible or Midoriya claiming to be some sort of sex god.

Yamada Hizashi – Stop encouraging Jirou to annoy people with music. Stop helping her annoy people with music.

Yanagi Reiko – I am going to assume that you are the reason several people think the third floor girls' bathroom is haunted. You are not Toire no Hanako-san. Stop it.

Yaoyorozu Momo – I am legally obligated to advise you that providing Todoroki Shouto and his cohorts with eggs is, while not illegal, frowned upon. That said, so long as you can prove that you don't know what they're using them for, there's really nothing anyone can do to stop you from "feeding eggs to your hungry friends". Also, if Shigaraki Tomura appears and informs you that he refuses to be arrested unless it's with fuzzy pink handcuffs, do not feel obligated to provide them.

AN: That's chapter one! I won't be able to post it 'till later, so I'll write something else in the meantime… For those of you who don't know, "Toire no Hanako-san" (or "Ms. Hanako of the Toilet) is a Japanese spirit who was murdered in a bathroom and now haunts them. There are a few interpretations of her, but I'm just referencing her here. Lastly, don't expect this to make any sense. It's solely for shits and giggles. PWP ("puns without plot"), if you will. Anyhow, let me know what you think, and I'll see you next time! Kitty out.

#bnha #bnha fic #bnha crack fic #crack fic #ek3 writes stuff #trans characters #deaf character #list fic #bnha spoilers #literally just nonsense

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queenofcorners · 7 years ago

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Things I love about BNHA manga:

Midoriya Izuku being an absolute madman (no, don’t argue me on this. Just no. I’m pointing you right to Todoroki vs Midoriya and Midoriya vs Muscular and even the Sludge Incident so shut up)

Everything about All Might. From his crazy entrances to his failures as a teacher. Yea, nobody starts perfect, and he’s gonna get it right in the end - seeing how he fumbles through it gives me life

Yuuei

No, just, Yuuei. UA. Call it whatever. Everything about that place

No I mean, pushing aside the fact that the place has a bunch of Pro Heroes working as full time teachers, pushing aside the building that looks better than the biggest company buildings in my city, THIS PLACE IS AWESOME

It has a rat for a principal, people. Sentient, highly educated, highly intelligent rat.

Speaking of, his bad experience with people are probably the reason why there’s no any real form of discrimination in that school

i mean think about it, rabbit girl? No biggie. Rock boy? sure why not. Kid with a speech-bubble head? dude stop randomly swearing in English. Shinsou the Villain TM?? Yea buddy we know you’ll get your chance to be a hero! we’ve got your back man! like the entire place isn’t gonna so much as blink no matter how different you act or look and that is sooooo refreshing in ways I didn’t think it would be

also they built dorms. DORMS. A dorm building for every single class. huge and luxurious. LIKE WHO FUNDS THESE PEOPLE (from what I got it, they finished them in a few days, too - holy shi--!)

everything about Kirishima Eijirou. Like EVERYTHING

everything about Kaminari Denki (no please shut up you traitor theorists that doesn’t even make sense and maybe I’ll gather my thoughts and talk on the matter eventually but for now, no)

All girls are best girls

no really

Jirou, Momo, Uraraka, Tsuyu, Ashido, Hagakure, Kendou, Pony, Ibara, Nejire, Inko, Toga, Eri

all girls are best girls

Bakugou is not a villain

No really - there was a time I was worried that might happen. I’m so glad it didn’t because what did happen was infinitely better

Being a Hero is a paid, sustainable job 2k17

Shigaraki is creepy as hell

Did I mention USJ? Because yes. USJ. Not the arc, the place. Like, fire, shipwreck, landslide, apocalyptic destroyed city - what better, really? I’m amazed that place even exists

Stain. And his ideology. Not that I agree with him completely, but knowing that Endeavor exists gives credence to this guy and plus he’s a genuinely cool villain and I’m hoping he makes an eventual comeback

Aizawa Shouta being a dad in denial

the complete and total discrepancy between Todoroki’s backstory and other main character backstories

Overhaul???? i want to add something more to this but I dunno what - my opinion on him isn’t solidified yet, heart screaming “GET ERI AWAY FROM HIM” and brain screaming “HOLY BONKERS WHAT AN ASS I LOVE HIM”

Bakugou Katsuki character development TM

No really. Nobody does it like Bakugou. Poor guy’s gonna have humility beaten into him with a sledgehammer by the time this series ends

Uraraka being cute

Depowered Dad Might could just turn out to be the best Dad Might

Everything about AFO vs OFA (those of you who don’t know? don’t worry, you’ll see that glory eventually)

Kirishima Eijirou. Just. Kirishima Eijirou

Midoriya’s biggest strength being that absolutely crazy head on his shoulders. No seriously. OFA is cool and all, but this wouldn’t be nearly as fun if Midoriya didn’t have the nutty brain chemistry making him simultaneously the person I admire the most and that friend I’d punch in the face the moment he starts suggesting a plan of action

Twice

hahahahaha (if you’re not sure if I’m talking about Twice the villain or punching Midoriya twice, I got ya -- I meant both :P) *runs away*

the entire hero system??? or well, law enforcement, or whoever it is that is organizing the provisional licence exam (so yes, after the AFO/OFA fight). That board had me on the edge of my seat because “men in suits sitting at a round table never make smart decisions in fiction” stigma... and then it gets shot right out the window because their main aim, like THE GOAL they’ve set is a generation of heroes based on teamwork and cooperation and a bunch of other important qualities that I currently can’t remember to list and if that’s not uplifting, I dunno what is

RED RIOT: UNBREAKABLE

Bakugou and Todoroki failing the above mentioned exam. Like no, dudes, I love you, but teamwork is a thing. Get used to it

BakuSquadTM

Even if they’re anything but an actual squad

did I mention that “I’m so sorry Tsuyu!” from Bakugou Rescue Unit TM to Tsuyu. That moment legitimately made me cry

Inko the best mom

Kouda Kouji treating animals with respect

Even bugs

yea... even if I hate bugs, it’s kind of.... “aw it’s so sweet” kinda thing in my head

also like probably one of the things I love the most about this series is that nobody in this series is fighting with brute strength only. Like, there’s always teamwork at play, using Quirks in unexpected and creative ways, connecting events in some of the strangest ways (because let me tell you, back when I first read the Sports Festival arc I didn’t think for a second that Bakugou’s showing was going to end up the catalyst to... well, everything that happens during and after the Forest Camp)

sorry this got long... no i don’t wanna cut it, sorry again... I could probably list more but yea I’ll stop

#Boku no Hero academia #bnha #my hero academia #mha #bnha manga #contains potential spoilers for anime-only #so beware please

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cr1ngezone · 8 years ago

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Here have this totally self-insert BNHA oc.

★ BIOGRAPHICAL INFORMATIONS Japanese Name : ----- Romaji Name: Nox Alias: Times ★ PERSONAL DESCRIPTION Birthdate : December 1st Birthplace: France Age : 15 Gender : Female. Height : 1m63 Weight : 65 kgs Hair color : Brown with red-purple dye. Eyes color : Purple. Her pupils turn white when she uses her quirk. Blood type: O Quirk Status: Cinetis ★ PROFESSIONAL INFORMATIONS Status: Alive. Affiliation: Yuuei Academy. Occupation: Student. Class : 1-B. Department : Hero's Department. Nox is a transfered student from France. Wanting to become a powerful hero in the future, even if she's a bit mediocre and clumsy, she still made it to class B. ★ APPEARANCE Nox is an average girl, but being a foregneir student she's quite taller than some of the students of her class. She's pretty proud of her breasts - or looks like it, since she's very insecure about her body and still tries to lose weight. The fact that her classmates are rather slim make her only more insecure about her body. ★ PERSONALITY + Open minded, Nice, Talkative, Thoughtful, Energetic, Joyful, Has a lot of imagination. – Stubborn, Impulsive, Sensitive, Salty as fuck, Slanderous, Hot-tempered, Shy, Anxious, Depressed, Lazy. Having a social phobia, Nox can be found being really shy and closed when she doesn't know womeone well. But once she knows you better and feels in a confortable space, she will show her energetic nature. That doesn't mean that she isn't lazy, let's say she spends her energy only for 'important' things. Favorite food: Chocolate milkshake, "my mom's food", candies, mango. Disliked food: Cucumbers. Likes: Drawing, daydreaming, going to bed late at night, cats, anime and cartoons, fencing. Dislikes: Insects, realistic gore. ★ RELATIONSHIPS — Canon Characters — × Close friends: • Amajiki Tamaki > She really admires him for his quirk and his capacities, being always there to cheer on him. They are not really friends since they never actually spoke to each other, but Nox still hopes one day she'll get noticed by her sempai. Good luck with that. • Mirio Toogata > Same thing for Tamaki; Nox never spoke to him, but watches him from a distance. After learning - thanks for all the gossip - that he, too, was harrassed during his early years, her admiration towards him grew even more. He also looks a lot like a famous european comic character. Again, she hopes one day she'll get noticed, and oh boy, Nox, good luck with that. • Yuuga Aoyama > The two of them being french, they often speak together in their mother language. • Neito Monoma > Honestly, that guy is a pain. But messing with the A class and throwing her salt at them is actually very funny, even if she isn't that serious about it. • Itsuka Kendou > Of course, spending time with Monoma also means seeing Itsuka a lot. She often yells at them 'incomprehensive sentences in french', like, for example: " T'ES BONNE!! " • Pony Tsunotori > Gotta stick up when your japanese isn't that good. And Nox being rather fluent in english, she can communicate perfectly with Pony. • Ashido Mina > Not only does she find Mina rather attractive, she also really likes her personality and how open minded she is. Mina being a lot with the other girls of class A too, Nox knows a few of them. × Friends / Good relationship: • Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu • Manga Fukidashi × Befriending / Relationship in progress: • Shinsou Hitoshi | Shinsou being rather closed to relationships, it was pretty hard for Nox to actually approach him, but she's starting to see an opening on his hard shell. × Neutral: • Ibara Shiozaki × Bad relationship • Minoru Mineta | For obvious reasons • Bakugou Katsuki | " Ce fils de chien. " • Iida Tenya | " Il est trop coincé. " — Non-canon Characters — • Kagami Gouenji > friend's character • Kirino Eirin > " Elle suce. " > friend's character — Love Interest — " I mean I think it's pretty obvious by now. " No it's not. ★ BACKGROUND STORY (still in development) Nox's insecurities comes from years of harrassments from her classmates back in France. Being rather fat at the time and pretty slow, and very different from the others. She also didn't really like to follow the rules at the time, which she doesn't now too. It started back in primary until her first years of junior school. After changing school once and finding new friends, she became a lot more familiar with herself and tries to like herself more - that's why she started to lose weight and do sports. After a few years, she moves to Japan with her mother and integrates the Hero Department. It's a decision she took herself with her mother, wanting to change her life completely and do good. She thought that at the time, when she was harrassed, she woud have liked to have someone to have her back and help her. And that is why she decided to become a hero. It was pretty hard for her to leave her friends, but she knew that her life in Japan would be better. ★ QUIRK AND ABILITIES — Cinetis - Le pouvoir de suspendre le temps — Cinetis can immobilize an object in time and space for a few minutes. When an object is suspended, it stops moving or falling and can not be destroyed. By striking in an object suspended in time, it is possible to channel the force that will be released at once when the power fades. When a rock too heavy blocks the passage, you can hang it in time and hit it several times to make it fly away, for example. + Inspired from BOtW. - It only lasts for a few instants, and she has to hit the object a lot to accumulate a lot of power. - It is very stressful for her to use it a lot, since she has to act pretty quickly. If using it too much, she can have a mental breakdown. - Only works with one object at a time, and there is a cooldown time; that means that for a certain amount of time, she won't be able to use her quirk. — Moves — ( W I P ) — Equipment — Nox has a pretty simple hero suit, a bit inspired from the Steam Punk movement. Her prized clothing piece are her goggles, who lets her detect what objects she can use with her quirk or not. Nox has one weapon, which is an heavy hammer. She uses it to hit objects or ennemies. — Statistics — Leadership: 1 / 5 Physical Strenght: 3 / 5 Mental Strenght: 2 / 5 Cooperativeness: 4 / 5 Confidence: 2 / 5 Willpower: 2 / 5 Intelligence: 4 / 5 Stamina: 2 / 5 Power: 4 / 5 Technique: 3 / 5 Speed: 2 / 5 Agility: 4 / 5 Reflexes: 5 / 5 ★ TRIVIA • Nox can speak italian, french and english. She has a pretty good level of japanese for a foreigner, but she's still learning. • Has one cat. • Often tries to flirt with other students and is unsuccessful at it. • Space aesthetic trash. • Her mother is italian and her father french. They are both divorced and moved to Japan with her mother. Doesn't see her father that much. She has also a bad relationship with him. • Her best grades are in english. • Being pretty slow, she was one of the last arrivants during the race. • She is pretty clumsy and also babbles a lot when she speaks when she's excited. • Can't speak in front of huge crowds. • Can have panic attacks or hyperventilate when overwhelmed. She can't handle stress very well. • When she feels at ease, she will speak louder than usual. • Has a bad sense of humour and also laughs very loudly. Her laughter is also very strange. • Ofen makes lewd jokes and / or jokes about her depression. The latter is a coping mechanism. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________

#Nox Art #bnha oc #persona

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Do You Have The Courage to Protect Someone?

Chapter 7 of The Deeper The Darkness The More Dazzling The Light Shines!

AO3 is Here

Note: The song during the Izuku VS. Todoroki is Eiyu by Doa which is the opening to Ultraman Nexus

Todoroki stopped Izuku as he was on his way to the mess hall. “So, you wanted to tell me something, so what is it?” Izuku asked the boy. “Come on what do you want to tell me? If we dawdle the mess hall will probably get super crowded.”

“You blindsided me, so much so that I broke my own pledge.”

“He used his left side. It’s always his right side that he used, his ice. Neither Iida nor Kaminari nor Yaoyorozu nor Tokoyami nor Uraraka ever felt it. Only I felt it, that moment after all, it was only me who’d knows of what All Might or hell even Zero is capable of at their full power.” Izuku thought to himself as he looked at Todoroki

“So, what… what is it… that you want to say?”

“I’m saying what I felt was the same. Something too similar.” He looked Izuku straight in the eye. “Are you All Might’s illegitimate love child or what? I mean you’ve managed to get All Might’s eyes on you right?”

Zero was laughing hard as Izuku looked at Todoroki in shock as he thought to himself. “I… I see. So that’s what this is about.”

“You’ve got it all wrong! That’s not it! I’m.”

Todoroki cut him off. “Well of course, that’s exactly what a secret love child would say, so get it if you don’t believe me, but I swear that’s not it.” He paused, “Actually… I’m going to ask you something. Why are you… I mean why me…” He let out a sigh, “The way you said that ‘that’s not it.’ In other words, you do have some connection to All Might that you can’t talk about whatever that might be. You must know about my father Endeavor.”

Izuku was staring at him as he continued to speak. “He’s been the No. 2 hero forever now. If you’re connected to the No. 1 hero, then that means I need to win all the more.” He paused as he let out another sigh. “My father, he made a name for himself during his hero career firing on all cylinders but it was never enough to outpace a legend like All Might, who was an unremovable mite in his eyes and because he knew he could never hack it by his own power, he devised a plan.”

“What are you talking about, Todoroki? What is it you’re telling me, exactly?”

“You do know what a ‘Quirk marriage is,’ right? After Quirk came into the picture, people were marrying solely for enhance one’s own Quirk to be inherited down the line. My father as a man of means and merit… he easily integrated himself into my mother’s family and took possession of her Quirk. All he wanted was satiety his own thirst and raise a hero to rise above All Might. Fuck him! I’ll never, never be that piece of shit’s tool”

Izuku paled as Todoroki continued to speak. “In my memories, my mom is always crying. She told me that my left side is ugly and she dumped boiling water on me.” Izuku became white as a sheet as Todoroki continued to speak. “The reason I’m aiming to beat you is a personal triumph, I wont use my shitty old man’s Quirk or rather, I’ll become #1 without needing to. This is my total disavowal of him.”

Little did Izuku and Todoroki know that they had someone listening into their conversation. Todoroki turned to leave as he continued to speak to Izuku. “If you can’t tell me anything, that’s fine. You keep being All Might’s something-or-other and I’ll climb over you using only my right side. Sorry I took your time.”

All Might, I originally want to be like him but then I realized that I was my own person that I shouldn’t be like someone is, I should be myself. I can’t loose not only for myself but to pay back the people who’ve helped me along the way. So, I’ll take that declaration of war of yours and echo it. I’m going to beat you, too!” Todoroki left to the mess hall.

Zero frowned as he watch the child walk off. “Your mother a lawyer, right?”

“Yeah, what of it?”

“Do you think she could help him?”

“When this is over, let’s see if we could get Todoroki to talk to her and see if she can build a case on the #2 hero’s abuse.” Izuku left to the mess hall to get food as he pondered what else to do to help Todoroki.

~****~

Izuku was jumping from feet to feet in nervousness as Mic announced the break was over and what the final event is. “It’s time, the final event! From four teams, sixteen individuals have made it through! It’s a tournament! We’re pitting them against each other in one-on-one combat!”

Midnight walk up to the remaining students with a box in her hands. “All right, now I’ll determine who fights whom through this lottery. Once the matchups are decided, we’ll do a fun bit of recreation, and then we’ll commence. Whether or not the sixteen who will be competing want to join in on the recreational activities is up to you. Since I’m sure many will wanting to take a breather or preserve your strength. So, starting from the team that place first, let’s determine the order.”

Midnight was interrupted. “Umm, excuse me sorry! I’m sitting this one out!”

“Ojiro, why!?”

“This it the place to show yourself off to the Pros.”

Ojiro let out a sigh as he shook his head. “The truth is… I don’t remember anything that happened during the cavalry battle up until the very last second. Probably due to that damn kid’s Quirk. I know, I know it’s my big chance, and I know it’s stupid to throw it away but this the place everyone earned by clashing at their full power. I wouldn’t feel right standing among you without understanding how I got here. I just can’t do it.”

“Don’t worry about it, man! As long as you get results at this stage it’s fine.” Hagakure said to him as he shook his head as Mina chimed in

“Yeah, it’s not as though I didn’t put in the most stellar performance either.”

“You don’t understand, this is my pride we’re talking about here. I can’t stand the thought.” Izuku watched as the other member of the purple boy team also pulled out

“Well this is highly unusual, it all hangs on the referee’s judgment. What will Midnight decided on.”

“How callow, I’ll have you know that greenhorns like you, GET ALL MY LOVE. I hereby recognize that Shouda and Ojiro are pulling out. So, the team that placed fifth, team Kendou would go on up.”

Kendou shook her head as she looked at Midnight as she spoke. “If any team should be advancing it shouldn’t be us, who could barely move, but them….” She looked at her teammates with a smile on her face. “Right, girls? The team that fought to the bitter end and kept a high place all throughout, team Tetsutetsu deserves to advance, don’tcha think? This ain’t a favor, so I don’t expect to be paid back, got it? This is just how it oughta be.”

Midnight smiled, “So it’s now settled with Tetsutetsu and Shiozaki entering, we now have sixteen once again and the matchups are as follows. Izuku Midoriya vs. Ochaco Uraraka, Tenya Iida vs. Denki Kaminari, Shoto Todoroki vs. Katsuki Bakugo, Hanta Sero vs. Ibara Shiozaki, Hitoshi Shinso vs. Mei Hatsume, Yuga Aoyama vs. Momo Yaoyorozu, Fumikage Tokoyami vs. Mina Ashido, and last but not least Eijiro Kirishima vs. Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu.”

~***~

Izuku let Zero take control for this first match as Uraraka knew how he work when it comes to fighting but she didn’t really know of Zero’s abilities and what she did know was from the Entrance Exam and things have changed for the two of them in their fighting style since then.

Now it’s time for our first match of the final event of freshmen part of the Yūei’s Sports Festival. It’s a battle between classmates, class 1-A Izuku Midoriya…” Izuku entered the ring with a grin on his face. “Vs. Class 1-A Ochaco Uraraka.” Uraraka had a nervous look on her face as she entered the ring

Zero knew how to help Uraraka with her nerves. “Uraraka focus on me and only me while we fight, just like we did when we work together.”

“Right.” She muttered as Midnight told them that they could begin.

Zeku made the first move as he ran towards Uraraka, knowing that the only way to win this match was to make her use her Quirk until she got sick or catch her off guard enough and close to the edge and throw her out of the ring.

Instead of punching her, he punched the ground using One For All sending debris flying into the air as he sent it flying towards her as it got close to her. Any debris that got closer to her, she caught and sent back toward him.

Zeku rolled out of the way as he punched some debris that came close to him as this back and forth went on for a while as those watching got a show that was more a dance then a fight. “Come on Uraraka, let show them what we can do!” He roared as this put a smile on her face as she ran towards him as he sent more debris her way and as before she sent it back towards him as she went to remove his gravity but Zeku sidestepped her attack as she fell near the edge of the arena.

“Sorry Uraraka, you’re just not cut out for one-vs-one battles.”

He picked her up and threw off the edge of the arena as Mic voice echoed threw the stadium. “Look like we have our first winner and it’s Midoriya of Class 1-A

~***~

Izuku and Zero watched the remaining matches as Iida tore threw Kaminari. Todoroki beat the prideful Bakugou. The class 1-B kid beat Sero. The purple haired boy, Shinso let Hatsume show off her support gear and she gave him the win. Yaoyorozu just outclassed Aoyama in every way and won. Tokoyami was both a long range and close-combat fighter, unlike Ashido and won without once getting hit by her acid

Kirishima and Tetsutetsu were equal matched in battle and in the end their battle ended in a draw. The rematch was arm wrestling and Kirishima won it, barely but he won it nonetheless

~***~

Nadia was always the one that ended up going or watch all of the Hero Schools that had Support class’ Sport Festival for SSP as Jet was not fond of crowds and this Sport Festival wasn’t just that, she was studying Izuku Midoriya while she was here.

She only need to watch the match against Shinso and Hatsume for the freshmen class and that’s it for them. She then would have to see if any second-years or third-years support students made their way to the finals of their respective events.

She was deep in thought as she ran into something that was seven foot and all muscle. She looked up and saw who it was

“Oh, sorry about that All Might, I was deep in thought.”

“No problem, Yumeno. I should’ve been paying more attention.”

“Nah, it was all on me. Say did you ever find some to succeeded you?” Nadia had helped All Might with his uniform back when he came back from America and his longtime Support designer stayed. So, she knew both people that make up the heroic Symbol of Peace, All Might and Yagi Toshinori

“Yeah.” All Might was beaming. “He was in the first match and boy did I chose well.”

“So, Midoriya then? I thought Sir had someone else in mind, though?”

“It’s a long story.”

“Yeah, you can tell me over a meal then.” She said with a smile as the two parted way

~***~

“Come on, Iida, you can win this!” Izuku cheered as Iida dodged Kirishima’s attack and he sped toward Kirishima for an attack as Kirishima rolled out of the way of Iida’s attack as he attempted to hit Iida. Little did Kirishima know that Iida was attacking the way he was to get him to roll off the stage.

Mic voice echoed threw the arena as the match ended with Iida the winner. “Winner Tenya Iida!”

~***~

Izuku was walking towards the arena for his next match as he almost ran into someone coming around the corner and that when he realized who it was

“Ende!”

He was then cut off by the fire base hero. “Oho, so you are here.”

“Endeavor. What are you doing here in a place like this?”

“You made a huge showing for me. What a wonderful Quirk.” He pointed at Izuku. “In terms of pure power, it’s a Quirk to rival All Might’s power.”

Izuku looked at the number two hero in confusion as he began to walk away. “what…. What are you getting at! I need to get going now.”

“Does he know?” Izuku thought as Zero chimed in trying to calm the boy

“Izuku calm yourself.”

“From what he said, it doesn’t seems like he knows. In any case, he’s the last person I want finding out about it.” Izuku thought to himself

Endeavor turn to look at Izuku as he spoke. “My Shouto has a duty to surpass All Might. His match against you will no doubt prove to be an excellent test bed. So, you’d better do your best not to give him a disgraceful match.” He began to walk away from Izuku. “That’s all I wanted to say. Now excuse me, I know it’s time.”

“Go Izuku, tell him what’s on our mind that neither your or Todoroki are All Might or him.” Zero cheered as Izuku began to speak back to Endeavor which was a feat in onto itself

“I- I- I’m not All Might.”

“That’s obviou…” Izuku cut Endeavor off

“It’s obvious right?” Izuku took a deep breath as Endeavor looked at him. “And Todoroki isn’t you!”

~***~

Kakko tsuke teru tsumori de tokui ni natte

Daijina koto wa zenbu okizari ni shi chatte

Jibun de jibun wo kurushimete iru shuujin

Son'na boku ni sayonara sa Transformation!

“You came!”

Todoroki looked at Izuku as they both had a stare down as Mic began the match. “And now for this match of the Sports Festival. Both of the competitors are at the top of their class nd the world ain’t big enough for the both of them and now it’s time for the second match of the quarter-final.”

“Todoroki!” Mic paused, “Versus!” He paused again, “Midoriya!”

The first thing he’ll try to do is try to freeze me and it’ll be bad new if I let him hit me with that powerful force. So, the second he starts.” Izuku thought as he saw a wave of ice flying towards him and he jumped with the power of his Quirk as he then did a frontal somersault to built up momentum and air pressure and then released it in a punch.

“Zero Smash!”

The crowd was hit by the frigid air from the ice that was turned to dust due to the air pressure. “Uwh! It’s cold.”

“Whoa-ah! He smashed it!”

Todoroki sent more ice, towards Izuku, and every time he smashed it with his Quirk. Izuku was waiting for the best moment when Todoroki least expect an attack. Izuku got a punch in and sent him flying into the air and then he glided across the ground as he tried to recover and regain his balance from the attack.

“Oh, and a bitter blow on a brittle body! Bet you all felt that one!”

Izuku looked at Todoroki as he dodged another one of his attacks. “You know, your father spoke to me before the battle and I said a few thing to him in return. I told him that I wasn’t All Might and you weren’t him. That we are our person but.” He paused as ice flew by his head. “Compared to what dives you, my reason might be a bit more trifling.”

He went running toward Todoroki. “I want to live up to my mentors’ expectations. I wanna to be able to answer with a smile on my face and I wanna become a super cool hero.” He then sent a punch with enough force that the wind pressure broke threw the ice that Todoroki set up as a shield. “That’s why I no everyone’s giving their all!”

Yami ga kowakute d�� suru

Aitsu ga kowakute dō suru

Ashibumi shi teru dakeja

Susumanai

Izuku let out a sigh as he ran towards Todoroki. “I can’t even begin to understand your circumstances or you resolution or even the shitty hand that you were delt but the idea that you’ll become number one or hell even a hero without using your full strength and that you’re doing this to disavow someone is a joke, a fucking joke!”

“Shut up!” Todoroki growled as he threw ice toward Izuku as Izuku dodged the ice. “That’s why!” He roared as he threw more ice at Izuku as he dodged more of his attacks. “I’m gonna win!! I’m gonna surpass you without using my father’s.”

Izuku cut him off, “It’s yours!” Todoroki looked at him in shock. “It’s your power!” A burst of flames began to melt the ice surrounding the two.

“What this?!” Shock laced the voice hero’s voice

“I… I’m gonna be a hero!”

Izuku smiled as he spoke. “Then let’s see who the better hero-to-be is.”

The two charge each other as Todoroki’s flames surrounded him as the two punches connected and the flames were parted by the wind pressure of Izuku’s punch as Todoroki was sent flying back and out of the ring from the power of a One For All and Zero powered punch

Otokonara dareka no tame ni tsuyokunare

Ha wo kuishibatte omoikkiri mamorinuke

Korondemo ī yo mata tachiagareba ī

Tada soredake dekireba

Eiyū sa

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