#moist Von lipwig

[ahopefulbromantic]

UUUUUH favorite book character? Please don't make me chose, there's too many of my blorbos! I'll go with my favorite character in my most recently read and liked book: so if i were to fight Moist von Lipwig i would totally win, i would obliterate that twink, he canonically doesn't know how to fight and i've been training karate for over 7 years now.

But! that's only provided that we fought - for if he were to atempt to persuade me not to fight, not only would he succeed, but also he'd manipulate me into giving him all my money and belongings willingly and then he'd run away lol.

@kaleb-is-definitely-sane @secret-sageent @margindoodles2407 @thelegendofsqam @lambswool-cardigan @holyloved @giddygreengalaxy @sagekjs21 @singlearrow @catwingsthespatula @naomisramblings @number1spongebobfan

I thought of a cool tag game

So first say your favorite book character then if you were to take them on in a fight how fucked are you? Then tag as many people as you can in it.

Leo Vantiz (Heroes of Olympus series): I am probably dead because little boy can turn in to a match in less then thirty seconds!

@bonsai-maze @shroombloom248 @attackweeb @alyxanderthetranskid @aneptunicperson

[dimity-lawn]

Moist, your Rincewind is showing.

[welcomethisisnerdvana]

Small reblog spam because I just finished Going Postal by Pratchett and I cant help but adore Moist Von Lipwig x Adora Belle Dearheart

[dr-graf]

Oh, by the way, there are already 10 covers!

Witches are next

[what-dnd-class-are-they]

With 60% (667 votes) of 1111 total votes, Moist von Lipwig would be a Bard!

Character name: Moist von Lipwig

Media: Discworld

Information: a conman who, when caught, is forced to use his acting skills to fix public institutions

[crustaceousfaggot]

Discworld is so delightful because you get lines like "When banks fail, it is seldom bankers who starve" except it's spoken by a 7 foot tall sentient clay statue named Pump 19 and directed to a man whose name is Moist von Lipwig

[marciaillust]

an Angel

[elisavi]

i fr can't pass by a dynamic between a cool unhinged threatening woman and a chaotic little silly freak of a man <3

[zakalwe-the-ninth]

Updated self reblog.

Discworld fanfic masterpost

Please enjoy these, the products of my current hyperfixation.

Vetvimes fanfics

Balancing Act (longish, angsty, plotty)

Pillow Talk (smut)

Leverage (longish, sequel to Balancing Act)

Ripples (sad, deathfic, cameos from Moist and Adora Belle)

Instinct (smut)

On The Breeding of Dragons (even sadder deathfic)

Someone Who Will Love You in All Your Damaged Glory (alternate trouserleg of time)

How to Save a Life (saving each other)

Conflict of Interest (snark and handcuffs)

Public Service (smut)

Ashes (dark, saddest deathfic? idk)

My Friends and Smiling Enemies (longish, second sequel to Balancing Act, angsty)

Thinking Out Loud (fluff, romance tropes)

Drunk and Disorderly (Young Vetinari and Vimes)

Balance of Power (smut, handcuffs)

Kissing (for Tumblr kiss prompt; fluff)

Five Minutes (for Tumblr kiss prompt; Really Not Fluff)

The Spark (for Tumblr kiss prompt; Introspective Vetinari fluff)

Good Morning, Vimes (for Tumblr kiss prompt; smutty fluff)

A Quiet Love (for Tumblr kiss prompt; Introspective Vetinari super-fluff)

Darkest Before Dawn (Balancing Act series finale; angst with a happy ending)

A Gentleman's Agreement (short and sweet, guest starring Death)

Fluid Dynamics (D/s based smut)

Casting Off (Prequel to Breeding of Dragons; angst)

Gen/Humour

You Do The Job That's in Front of You (very much not humour, but short)

Raised by Wolves (Vetinari rising to power)

Lost Luggage (Rincewind, Vetinari, Vimes, the Luggage)

Delusions of Grandeur (Vetinari and Vimes visit the Vetinari wing of the hospital)

A Night at the Opera (Vetinari meets Granny and Nanny)

Honey Trap (The lengths Vimes will go to to catch a thief - pre vetvimes if you squint)

Crime and Punishment (Vimes goes to Lancre with Vetinari and solves a crime)

Legacy (Vimes and Vetinari exchange Hogswatch gifts)

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Ankh-Morpork Dashboard Simulator

happy 40th anniversary everyone 🥳🥳

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who’s that watchman who’s kinda skrunkly

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helen. 

HELEN. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOBBY NOBBS.

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oh yeah

#are you gonna look at me and tell me that im WRONG?

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saw the postmaster today in his stupid gold suit. hes so hot

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i don’t get why people say this he’s the most average looking guy ever. his WIFE however

#you know that post that’s like ur at a lesbian bar and a hot older woman is smoking #and ur like. ‘can yuo put that out on me’ #yeah

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do you guys think the patrician has a secret blog

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No, but I bet his secretary is on studyblr

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are you kidding me the patrician is definitely on tumblr. brb committing treason so i can compliment his shoelaces

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peer-reviewed tags

#lord vetinari if ur reading this is legally a joke #wear an owl pin if ur one of us

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trainhoe-deactivated19890205

hot take but i kind of think the guild of assassins and thieves are problematic. like one of them you could ruin someone’s life and the other one you’re literally KILLING people. i know rich people are delusional but i can’t believe they literally think the best school for their kids is murder college.

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assassins got them

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[chechula]

I got two requests for Moist and Adora dancing so here they go! (of course, Adora is leading! )

[longearedhare]

It has been said before but it bears repeating: if you are struggling to divest yourself of the Harry Potter franchise, may I suggest getting into Discworld, not as a replacement but as an UPGRADE? Perks of Discworld include, but are not limited to:

-41 books (no, you don’t have to read them in any given order, most work as standalone although there are some that are arguably part of a series)

-specifically British charm

-magic (including different systems of magic and not just one poorly explained type)

-funny af

-author isn’t a transphobic POS

-golems (including an arguably transgender golem named Gladys)

-EXTREMELY expansive world building that takes place over a long time, covering different populations, the Industrial Revolution, magical AND non-magical groups, and even a whole section of “science” books which discuss the physics, biology, and so on

-well-written female characters

-nuanced moral messages

-death is a cat person

[secondhand-sonder]

The back of Discworld novels: wowee terry's whipped another wacky and wild adventure for us this time! there's so many silly shenanigans and witty wordplay in this book that you're sure to have a hilarious time!

Discword novels: a cynical alcoholic navigating and overcoming the pointlessness of his job, a transparent metaphor for racism and gun violence in the police system and in general, an intelligent young girl overcoming the ideas she's been taught by her culture and the media she consumes, just an entire novel made of commentary on war and gender, using talking animals as a way to explore what defines personhood and contrasting stories vs reality, an ex-convict coming to terms with the damage he's caused and fighting monopolies that are trying to do the same thing,

[scarecloud69]

Terry Pratchett really knew how to make het ships, huh?

refs under cut

Vimes and Sybila: The bride and the ugly ass groom

Magrat and Verence: I trased this back to the future fanart (that is why it is so much better then rest lol) based on this meme ofc

Carrot and Angua: The source is this famous little mermaid comic but I was inspired by this dungeon meshi fanart

Adora and Moist: This ship dynamic post

[quekerahkerah]

Me recommending Discworld books: So there's this guy called Moist von Lipwig, and he—yeah. Yeah, that's his real—yeah, no, I'm serious. So anyway, he—yes, L-I-P-W-I-G, that's right—no, shut up, listen, ok, it's actually really clever and thematic—

[alyona11]

My little guys!