#moira owen

[ourladyoftheunderworldrp]

«Y siempre volvía sobre sus pasos porque sabía que en aquel lugar, en aquella cama, con aquellos chicos, estaba a salvo… Nadie podía lastimarlo cuando se encontraba entre los muros de la habitación Gryffindor.»

@homenum-revelio-rpg

@rose-weaxley

@craz-insanity

@wontyouletitlie

[sweetm3lody]

generation '26 — @homenum-revelio-rpg

@craz-insanity @wontyouletitlie @rose-weaxley @ourladyoftheunderworldrp @yuukivic @xx-wolfhard-xx

[murderer-tournament]

Round 1: Moira ghem Estif from the Vorkosigan Saga vs. c!Owen from Outsiders SMP

c!owen art by DogWithACorn

[storythievesheadcanons]

Do you have headcanons for the groups's favorite colors? Or that just a me thing? (Also I'm sorry if you're sick of me, I'm the same anon from the the last few requests lol.)

ANON I PROMISE IM NOT SICK OF YOU OMG KEEP SENDING REQUESTS I LOVE THINKING ABT THESE SILLY LITTLE CHILDREN PLUS IT HELPS GIVE ME HC INSPIRATIONS SINCE ITS HARD TO CONSTANTLY THINK OF HCS LOL KEEP SENDING ME STUFF!!! EVEN SEND YOUR OWN HCS IF YOU WANT!!!

Anyway, my own headcanons for favorite colors:

Owen: blue!!

Bethany: purple!!

Kiel: black!!

Charm: claims to not have one

Gwen: green!!

Orion: red!!

Kara: says it’s pink, but doesn’t actually know

Moira: money

[marscardigan]

through the valley, part i

ellie williams x reader

through the valley masterlist

summary: what if Joel didn’t lie? what if there was more people immune? more people like ellie? more people like you?

word count: 7.4k

warnings: this fic doesn’t follow the original plot from tlou part II. canon typical violence.

The weather was nice in Seattle. If it wasn’t for the feeling of revenge that ran through her veins, Ellie might have even liked the visit. But it was hard perceiving anything that weren’t clues to find them.

Even after weeks, all Ellie could see when she closed her eyes was Joel lifeless body dumped on the floor of a basement. She remembered everything. Remembered every face that was there when it happened. Remembered the face of the one who did it. How she didn’t seem satisfied afterwards, but either did she seem to have any regrets. Ellie couldn’t wait to crash her skull.

What she didn't expect was ran into a weird cult from nearby Seattle to make things more complicated for her. She tried to not get too close to this seemingly fight between the wolves and these scars. She didn't care of their conflicts and fights. Ellie only desired and craved to finish this hurt inside her chest, killing Abby and returning home, back to Tommy and Maria. Back to Jesse and Dina. Back to Joel.

When she woke up the third day of being in Seattle, everything changed. She followed the marks on her map, ending near the Old Town, where she thought one of the men from the WLF was hiding. Although, when she tried to get inside, she found out it that it had to be something bigger than that. The building was deeply secured, guards were present at every door, and before she could turn away, something triggered inside her chest. Did Owen ask for a backup? Was the other woman there with him? Was Abby there with him? She had to make sure of it. Of whom was hiding inside those walls. So she grabbed her bow, and chose to discover it by herself.

You have always loved the moon. How calm everything was at night. All the sleepless hours you spent listening the wind blow and watching how bright the moon was, somehow helped you to mourn your mother's death.

You missed your mother. You missed her singing, her calloused fingers caressing your hair. But she was gone. Those fuckers murdered her. And she wasn't coming back. It's not like you could do much, either. Being the leader's daughter only made you be kept away, not letting you out of the island on any circumstances. Your mother didn't like you to go out alone, anyway. She always said, the lord gave you a gift, and you shall accept it as it is.

Being always kept away and guarded had some benefits as well. Through the years, you developed some strategies to gain some time alone. Like passing through the guards and ending up in the roof, watching the stars at night. You were pretty good at being sneaky.

So that night, as always, you climbed up to the roof, and hanged around for a couple of hours. The wind danced around you. You saw some people from the community guarding around the zone, the same people as always. You looked at the north gate, August laughing at something Constance probably said. Around the high walls that guarded the Haven Max, Moira and Peter watched for any possible threat. Zachary and Karen were changing positions with Duncan and Celia at the south gate. The east gate was guarded by Ricky and Emmett, who were calmly chatting. When your gaze laid on the west gate, you gasped, brows knitting together with worry. Henry was on the ground. Where was Eva? You needed to alert the others. Someone entered inside the gates.

Ellie didn't expect the break into the settlement to be so hard. She got inside the gate, but injured. And people were coming from everywhere. When she was hiding from two men, she heard them scream for backup at the top floor. Was there where Abby was? They had to be hiding something. Something bigger than she thought.

After fighting with god knows how many of those soldiers, she noticed how they were quite different from the ones she fought before. Those didn't have jackets from the Washington Liberation Front, but all of them shared certain characteristics, same clothes, same hairstyle... But what creeped Ellie the hell out was the scars they all had marked on their faces. She then slowly started to realize how wrong she had been to enter those gates. This had nothing to do with Abby. This was way worse. With all the strength left in her body, Ellie tried to run away from the soldiers that were coming for her.

Despite the bleeding in her abdomen, she succeeded to kill all of them. The night sounded quiet again, only the noise of the rain could be heard. She took advantage to rest for a while, trying to stop the blood with some cloth and alcohol. When the sun came up again, Ellie was ready to leave that fucked up place before more soldiers came. She grabbed her backpack and her bow, and started her way back to Abby. However, a loud grunt left her mouth when a bat hit her head. After all, you were pretty good at being sneaky.

The next time Ellie opened her eyes, her two arms were chained up to a wall. She was inside a cell. There were no windows, so she couldn't think how much time may have passed. She doesn't even remember how she ended up there. Her head was still hurting, and the lack of water and food made her only weaker.

It wasn't until hours later that a figure appeared in front of her. A young girl, marked with the same scars, wearing the same clothes as all of those soldiers that now were dead because of her. The girl knelt in front of her, eyes empty, and no emotion seemed to came to the surface. Ellie only looked at her, no words coming from her throat. The girl, as a response, spitted on the redhead's cheek. Still, neither of them said a word. Ellie didn't seem mad either. She felt misplaced, confused and dazed, sure. But she didn't felt angry. That only appeared to make the other girl more irritated.

You didn't know what to do. All of your friends were dead in front of you, Max, Ricky, Moira, August... All of them. When you find the guilty person who did it, you didn't believe it at first. A girl around your age, alone? Only with a bow and a gun, she had taken away the lives of countless trained soldiers?

You were alone at the building now. Only her asleep body retained inside the other room, making you some kind of company. You were sure more people from the community were coming, but you weren't sure when. You searched the whole building looking for more people that may have come with her, but she seemed to come to the island alone, and didn't seem like a threat. No WLF signs anywhere. Just a map of Seattle, some stupid trading cards, a comic and two more guns was all this girl had inside her backpack. No food nor water. If this girl did come alone - which you sincerely doubted - she had to be here for you. She knew who you were, what you were.

But when she woke up and looked up to you, she seemed unconcerned, almost indifferent. If she didn't know who you were, why was she here? Her calm gaze only made you angrier. You spitted on her face, and she still didn't seem to mind the situation she was in. You didn't want to speak to her, she didn't deserve to live, anyway. She murdered all the corpses that still rested around the area. Still, you needed answers. You needed to know why she'd done it. Why was she here. Who she was. So you asked, only to be answered with silence.

"Fine by me" You murmured, standing up and closing the cell once again, and leaving her in the dark. Patience wasn't one of your virtues. Defiance was. And if this girl wanted to challenge you, she was welcome to do it.

so excited for this fic!! please comment your thoughts!!

[mostlyinthemorning]

Around Schitt's Creek in 80 Days 1.01

Ten years ago today (ten whole years, David!) Schitt's Creek made its series debut on CBC and PopTV. To celebrate, I've pulled together links, photos, videos and other content for a whirlwind tour of every Schitt's Creek episode - one episode per day for the next 80 days.

Extra thanks to @carolrain for being my co-conspirator on this and helping to get things organized!

1.01 Our Cup Runneth Over

After losing everything, the Roses are forced to move to their only remaining asset, the town of Schitt's Creek.

IMDB Rating: 7.0 (why isn't this ranked higher? it should totally be higher than this)

Best line: You get murdered first for once / No, you get murdered first!

Behind the Scenes:

David's Sweater and Leather Jacket are both by Rick Owens:

Moira doesn't wear a wig in the first episode, but she does cuddle them lovingly (if somewhat hysterically):

Alexis hints at her adventurous past:

"He’s broken up with me five times already. Like there was that time that he never met me in Rio. And remember that time when he gave me his ex-wife’s engagement ring? And then there was that time last summer when he left his molly in my glove compartment and then I got arrested."

Celebrity name drops: Mary-Kate Olsen, Martha Stewart, and Diddy 😬

Playlist: Schitt's Creek theme

This fun video extra welcomed everyone to Schitt's Creek:

Other videos: First Look on the Set of Schitt's Creek

Step inside the Rose family mansion:

We've also selected a fic to accompany each episode. (Please note, the fics aren't episode specific, because how could we choose between 80+ night-at-Stevie's fics?)

Fic Rec: yes, there is a chain and no, you're not on it by strictlybecca

Patrick and Stevie's text chain.

Finally, to close out each episode, we have a fun poll:

See you tomorrow!

[pupsmailbox]

hai, in need of gender neutral name ideas:)

masc or fem leaning names r fine, i also like masc names that give off a neutral divine vibe

names like ciel, blake/blade, remiel

CIEL︰ airi. anais. anaïs. aria. asher. august. aura. aurora. bijou. blue. cael. caelia. cala. calah. calais. cale. caley. calla. callia. camille. cashel. casimiro. castiel. cayla. cecil. cecile. cecilia. cecily. celeste. celine. ceres. ceyla. chael. chaeli. chelle. chill. chilli. christy. cicily. cielle. cili. ciqala. circe. clay. clea. cloud. clément. coll. coralie. csilla. cualli. cybele. cyrus. czelaw. delyth. dione. donati. dream. eluned. esca. eulalie. fia. finn. florentin. génie. hadas. hero. honora. hyperion. jasper. kahlo. kai. kirion. laslo. levi. liam. libra. louise. lucien. luna. micah. miel. mirage. oliver. orion. phoenix. sarabi. sebastian. seraph. soleil. suri. tau. tawera. violet.

BLAKE︰ alec. arden. asher. ashton. audrey. austin. ava. avery. bailey. baker. balesego. balius. bayleigh. belicia. bellachay. bilge. black. blaga. blagoy. blaine. blair. blaire. blaise. blake. blas. blayke. blaze. bliss. blues. bluesy. blush. bolesia. bolko. briar. brock. brooke. brooks. bryce. caleb. cameron. carson. carter. charlie. charlotte. chase. chloe. clay. cole. colton. cooper. drake. drew. dylan. elaine. ella. elliot. ellis. emerson. emma. ethan. finley. gavin. grayson. harper. hayden. hazel. hudson. hunter. ivy. jack. jackson. jake. james. landon. lane. layne. liam. logan. luca. luke. mason. miles. noah. oliver. olivia. owen. parker. quinn. reese. riley. river. rowan. ryder. sawyer. wyatt.

BLADE︰ abraxas. ace. aiden. alain. alexander. aria. asher. aurora. autumn. ax. axel. ballad. balta. balto. bane. belita. benjamin. bentley. blaise. blayze. blaze. bleta. blithe. blodwedd. blythe. bolt. boyd. braden. braeden. brayden. braydon. bullet. bulut. charlotte. chase. clay. clyde. dagger. danger. dash. denim. diesel. draven. floyd. gage. grayson. hazel. isabella. jax. jett. jinx. justice. king. klay. liam. lloyd. onyx. quade. rogue. ryder. said. silas. slade. stone. storm. talon. violet. wade. wayde. zaid. zayd.

REMIEL︰ adel. adriel. airlia. aksel. alora. amenadiel. anael. anna. arbor. azalia. azrael. balthazar. beleth. bobby. broderick. caster. diana. doris. elizabeth. emilien. eris. fenris. gabriel. harmonia. helio. honor. jophiel. jove. lennox. leyre. lilith. milo. moira. nimbus. orias. rachel. raeden. rael. raiden. rami. ramiel. rapahel. raphael. raylen. raziel. reid. remington. romeo. romy. ronan. rumi. rylan. sabriel. samael. sammael. sariel. sitka. theia. themis. uriel. varda. vivian. zackariah. zadkiel. + more + more

[companion-showdown]

Family Feud Nominations, Who is the Best Doctor Who Family

If I've missed a character out of one of the families let me know (within reason, I imagine all these families are massive in the EU, so prioritise tv or significant characters)

Currently, the only rule is no families may inculde anyone who is even ambiguously The Doctor, it'll get super complicated super fast imo

Any characters, eg River, who can link up multiple different families to create a single massive family unit will be treated on a case by case basis. If it is possible to pick one of the smaller family units that they are a part of to include them in while not including them in any of the others (in a way everyone will agree at least makes sense) they will be included in that family only, otherwise they will not be included

Please bare in mind when you are nominating that I am hoping to keep the number of nominations under 64 to run this as a mini-tournament. This is not a hard rule so if nominations do exceed 64 its not a big deal, just something I'd like everyone to bare in mind

Nominees

Foreman-Campbell (Susan, David, Alex)

Chesterton-Wright (Ian, Barbara, implied to be married after they leave)

McCrimmon (Jamie, Heather, V.M.McCrimmon, various others)

Waterfield (Victoria, Edward (father))

Lethbridge-Stewart (Kate, The Brigadier, Doris (Brig's wife in Battlefield), Archibald Hamish (TUAT), Gordon (Kate's son in Downtime), Kadiatu, The Great Intelligence, Lucy Wilson)

Grant/Jones (Jo, Cliff, Santiago (Jo's grandson in Death of the Doctor))

Smith (Sarah-Jane, Lavinia (aunt), Brendan Richards, Luke, Sky, Mr Smith, K9 (they are her family and I will not be hearing otherwise), Barbara, Eddie (parents in Temptation of Sarah-Jane Smith))

Leela, Andred, Veega, Rayo

Adric and Varsh (brothers)

Nyssa, Tremas, and Kassia (daughter, father, step-mother)

Jovanka (Tegan, Vanessa (aunt in Logopolis), Colin (cousin in Arc of Infinity))

Turlough (Vislor, Malkon (brother in Planet of Fire))

McShane (Ace, Audrey (mother), Kathleen (grandmother), Liam (brother))

Tyler (Rose, Jackie, Pete, Tony (baby mentioned in Journey's End), no I will not be adding the metacrisis to this list)

Another Smith (Mickey, Rita (grandmother))

Slitheen

Harkness (Jack, Grey, parents, Alice Carter (daughter), Steven Carter(grandson))

Isolas (Fear Her)

Jones (Martha, Francine, Clive, Tish, Leo, Leo has a baby as well, Adeola Oshodi)

The Family of Blood

Redfern-Smith (Joan, John (various), possible dream children and grandchildren)

Shafe Kanes (from Utopia, Kristane, Beltone)

Mott-Noble-Temple (Donna, Sylvia, Wilf, Shaun, Rose)

The Adipose

Pond-Williams (Amy, Rory, River, Brian, Anthony, Amy's aunt and parents)

Owens: (Craig, Sophie, Stormageddon Dark Lord of All)

Gillyflower (Mrs Gillyflower, Ada)

Paternoster (Jenny, Vastra, Strax)

Oswald (Clara, Ellie, Dave (parents), grandmother, and I'm going to say Danny makes the cut, Orson)

Potts (Bill, Mother, Moira (foster mother))

O'Brien-Sinclair (Graham, Ryan, Grace, Aaron (Ryan's father))

Khan (Yaz, Najia (mother), Hakim (father), Sonya (sister), Umbreen (grandmother))

Lewis (Dan, Eileen (mother), Neville (father))

Swarm and Azure

Bel, Vinder and their as yet unborn child

Sunday (Ruby, Carla, Cherry, many many foster siblings)

The TARDIS and Lolita

Little House of Cwej

The House of Lungbarrow (Grandfater Paradox, Qenceus, Inocet, various cousins, Irving Braxiatel, Maggie Matsumoto, Ulysses, Penelope GAte, Anna Joyce)

The House of Dvora (Morbius, The War King, Thessalia, Romana, various others)

Langer (Clyde, Carla (mother), Paul (father))

Jackson (Maria, Alan, Chrissie)

Chandra (Rani, Haresh, Gita)

The Wu Diaspora (Cindy Wu and her clones)

Munmeth and Mutmunna (Medicine Man)

Ada and Alice Obiefune

Who (Susan, Barbara, Louise)

Jones-Davies (Ianto, Rhiannon, Johnny, David, Mica)

Summerfield (Bernice, Issac, Claire, Jason Kane, Peter, Wolsey, Keith, Rebecca, Cousin Eliza, Benedict I-IV, Christine)

Miller (Lucie, Pat (aunt))

Schofield (Hex, Cassie, Hilda)

House of Witforge (Narvin, Lenaris, Helico, Narvin's father, Rexin)

Faction Paradox

Pollard (Charley, Louisa, Richard, Margaret, Edward Grove, The Sound Creature)

Mesh Cos, Lon Shel, Julian White Mammoth Tusk

Cooper-Williams (Gwen, Rhys, Anwen, Geraint, Mary (Gwen's parents))

Chenka (Liv, Tula, Kal, Garlon Rosh)

Sinclair (Helen, Albie, Trev Bailey)

Forrester

Proctor (Cleo, Jordan, parents)

Nominations will be open until Midday Friday (03/05, 12:00 BST (GMT/UTC +1)), I will try and give a more specific time then

[thursdaygrl]

trying this again cause i'm itching to write and i have one more week of work before i'm off for two weeks so uhhh like for a song inspired short starter from a muse under the cut!

aurelio ferrante, 21, bisexual, he/him, simone baldasseroni fc

dove velazquez, 19, bisexual, she/her, jenna ortega fc

elias stratford, 30, lesbian, they/them, e.r. fightmaster fc

ford hadley, 49, straight, he/him, norman reedus fc

grayson rhodes, 34, straight, he/him, glen powell fc

james knight, 28, lesbian, she/her, missy peregrym fc

joseph greene, 23, straight, he/him, owen teague fc

lachlan murphy, 21, straight, he/him, josh macqueen fc

letha barclay, 26, bisexual, she/her, jaz sinclair fc

moira abernathy, 45, bisexual, she/her, kelly reilly fc

quinn zhang, 19, bisexual, she/her, lola tung fc

river im, 24, lesbian, she/they, london thor fc

ronan paynter, 23, straight, he/him, bryn chapman parish fc

stephanie mcnamara, 45, bisexual, she/her, sarah rafferty fc

orpheus ‘sully’ sullivan, 26, bisexual, he/him, mike faist fc

susanna ‘sosie’ vanderbilt, 21, bisexual, she/her, sydney sweeney fc

warner oakes, 22, straight, he/him, christopher briney fc

[thechild111]

James Riley Fathers

I realized a lotta characters in James Riley’s books have father problems.

Half Upon a Time

Jack - Is raised without his father in his life

May - Is also raised without a father

Phillip - His father is killed by a giant

Story Thieves

Owen - His father divorced his mom

Bethany - Her father is taken away when she turned four

Kiel - He is a clone and doesn’t have a father

Charm - Her entire family died, including her father

Moira - Has a cop dad while she is a villain

Orion - Is an orphan

Gwen - Never knew her parents

The Revenge of Magic

Fort - His dad is taken away by a monster

Cyrus - Is an old one and doesn’t have a father

Damian - Is a Dragon and never met his father

Ember - Is also a dragon and never met her real father, but was adopted

Once Upon Another Time

Lena - Is much smaller than her parents

Jin - Is a genie and doesn’t have a father (though the person who brought him to life is an ifrit who is trapped in a mirror)

The Golden King - Turned his father into gold

The Dragon’s Apprentice

The main character is an orphan

Wow, that was a lot, and I prob missed a few

@james-riley-author is there any reason for so many characters having father problems?

[sobeksewerrat]

I love the Story Thieves books so much you guys literally don't get it

This is basically little me going thru the books for the first time:

Book 1: Imma be honest, barely remember it and it is the one I reread the least. But it had such a huge impact on me.Being able to go in and out of my favourite books??? Why wasn't I half fictional too??? WHO IS THIS NOBODY GUY??! I wanna be Kiel Gnomenfoot too, he seems to have a cool life, no fair!!! I want to meet Charm. I need Charm. Wait- no, no way, Owen isn't going to really- HE'S ACTUALLY GIVING UP HIS HEART WHAT@??@

And sometimes, to this day still, I would see a random book on display at a bookstore and go "Wait a fuck damn minute- THIS WAS IN THE STORY THIEVES WASNT IT???"

(^this is why I started reading Percy Jackson btw)

The Stolen Chapters: I LITERALLY GOT CHILLS SEEING THE STOLEN CHAPTERS. The library is on fire?!? Bethany is drowning??! The books are canonically canon?? WHO THE FUCK DOES DOYLE THINK HE IS??? OMG MOIRA CAN WE BE BESTIES??? ....FOWEN IS FUCKING WHAT NOW?? NOBODY IS THE AUTHOR?!?!?

Secret Origins: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- oooo cool art!! AAAAAAAAAAAA-

Pick The Plot: HUH?!? I AM- NOT REAL?!? WHAT'S GOING ON? WHERE IS BETHANY?!? PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE OWEN!!! DO IT!!

Worlds Apart: *literally sobbing*

[ourladyoftheunderworldrp]

𝑵𝒊𝒌 & 𝑴𝒊𝒂

We say we're friends but I'm catching you across the room It makes no sense ‘cause we're fighting over what we do And there's no way that I'll end up being with you But friends don't look at friends that way. Friends don't look at friends that way...

@homenumrevelio-rpg

[dymdrimluga]

promise me

This is already a bit old art, although many arts I made a little more than six months ago are perceived as old for me. These two characters are NPCs from the Victorian Chronicle. The girl (Owen) is a Salubri healer, and the young man next to her (Isaac) is a Tremere with humanity level 9, who freed her from the Chantry and ran away with her, despite all the trouble he could get for it. The relationship between these two is purely platonic.

Owen is very emotional and energetic, Isaac is calm and kind. They protect each other, and managed to survive to modern nights. Not least because Isaac's mentor Moira seems to likes him, in her own way, and wasn't actively looking for them. They are one of my favorites NPCs. I was very inspired to draw by the song "Promise me" by the band Odyn_v_kanoe (Один в каное - Пообіцяй мені)

I think this song suits these two very well. This is a song by a Ukrainian band, and it's in Ukrainian, but here's a translation:

Promise me

How long one can pour, how long one can nurse words?

They are not children!

Through the concrete slabs the grass is struggling-crying:

“I’m alive”!

Give it your hand, give it access to the light, give it the water!

I saw, I understood the sign:

Everything is vice versa, everything is wrong,

Even you!

Refrain:

Promise me, promise me

That there will always be light in your window.

Promise me, even if it will fail,

That “tomorrow” will immediately and inevitably take place!

Promise me...

Right over they’ll turn off the water, and I’ll have again no time to wash away the sin,

Yesterday’s sin.

It will cut my freedom in half, throw it to feet,

To your feet.

This is the world of things and things are ill!

And you’re already here, in that choir!

Go toward my voice,

Go toward my voice...https://lyricstranslate.com

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

Oh God not reliving this flashback. Poor bae.

Now he's Oliver twisting it meeting girls.

For a second I thought she had a gun and I was like damn wendy.

"Wendy Moira angela darling" always liked the name Moira.

Adult bar is so fucking hot.

All his lil wrinkles.

Alright lacey, I get it.

This is hot as fuck.

I mean minus the boot licking, but that shot?? Of rumple and lacey behind his shoe??

And lacey looking like a badass.

💔💔💔💔💔 rumples face when neal says that.

I love a daddy daughter gun night.

And fuck you owen and tamara.

"I BeT He ToLd yOu AlOt RiGhT?" Dumbasses.

See hook has some moral code.

Most pirates do.

Based on my extensive knowledge from Our Flag Means Death and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Weird as hell thst he's living in the wall.

Makes me think of Anastasia.

Aw I love Mrs. Darling. She immediately starts mothering bae.

Poor kid needs it.

Like I said face wrinkles are hot.

Alright Wendy that sounds sketchy as fuck.

LISTEN TO BAE WENDY.

Or not.

THAT FUCKING THING IS HORRIFYING! IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DEMON!

WHERE ARE THESE KIDS' SENSE OF, COMMON?? JESUS.

AND SHE JUST DOESNT LIDTEN TO BAE. WTFFFFF.

Oh shit the hashing of the past is here.

[rmd-writes]

a harder ask:

you're on a cursed work retreat at a very vague place of work which i have not decided. as part of the retreat, you have to do team-building exercises. one of these exercises is an outdoor scavenger hunt. you're picked last (sorry) so you get to join whichever pair you want to. whoever wins gets a really good prize. pick the pair you'd be most likely to want to join, and the pair you'd least likely want to join:

TK and Carlos who are just married and literally cannot be detached from each other.

Alex Claremont-Diaz and Hunter Huntington III.

Henry Fox and Queen Mary.

Owen Strand and Pez Okonjo.

Roland Schitt and Sebastien Raine.

Paul Strickland and Moira Rose.

Marjan Marwani and the hopeless boyfriend from LS that got stuck in the flying porta-loo.

Mateo Chavez and David Rose.

Johnny Rose and Stevie Budd.

Jonah (as a baby) and Alexis Rose.

Then rank them in order of placings.

This was so much fun and took me way longer than it should have 😅

Would join: Marjan and the boyfriend (Caleb), because Marjan would kick ass and I think the boyfriend would be scared enough of her that her just do what he’s told.

Would absolutely fucking never join: Roland Schitt and Sebastien Raine - I do not have the patience to deal with Roland, and Sebastien is a shit human being

Rankings

1. Marjan and Caleb - as I said, Caleb would likely be scared enough of Marjan to just do what he’s told and would be less of an impediment than, say, Moira. Marjan is good enough to do everything on her own anyway

2. Alex Claremont-Diaz and Hunter Huntington III - ACD’s competitive streak is too strong, plus he’s scrappy and fast. Hunter, while a pretentious wanker, won’t want to be shown up so he will keep up with Alex, while simultaneously driving him mad. They’re slowed down slightly by Alex’s need to rant at and about Hunter periodically. If there are water ways involved, they’ll place lower in the rankings because Alex will push Hunter in.

3. Paul Strickland and Moira Rose - Moira is absolutely a hindrance to Paul, but she is charmed by him and he’s able to get her to cooperate. And if all else fails, he can just throw her over his shoulder. This slows him down just enough (because he tries to get Moira to cooperate for too long before just literally carrying her) that Alex and Hunter finish before he does, but only just.

4. Mateo Chavez and David Rose - okay first, the idea of David having to cope with Mateo is hugely amusing to me. There would be much eye rolling at Mateo’s enthusiasm and many “I don’t know what that means” in response to any and all superhero references. But the thing is, Mateo’s enthusiasm will go a long way, plus he’s a competent fire fighter who is capable of taking charge. And David, for all his protests, is the man who once shot a turkey and also carried his boyfriend up a mountain. If Mateo can give him some direction, I think they’re dark horses

5. Johnny Rose and Stevie Budd - they’ll be slow starters due to Stevie’s general lack of enthusiasm and Johnny bumbling some clues, but much like Steve Bradbury, due to the failure of some teams to complete the game, they finish higher in the rankings than anyone expects - even after Alexis convinces them to join forces so that Johnny can help with Jonah

6. Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor & Queen Mary - poor Henry, as athletic and clever as he is, he’s hampered by the sense of duty and obligation to his family that no amount of time living as Alex’s partner can erase. In this scenario, Mary is nothing but dead weight who will inevitably slow Henry down.

7. Alexis Rose and baby Jonah - assuming that Alexis cannot simply foist Jonah off on an unsuspecting spectator, my fave girl is very resourceful but I do not think she could cope with an infant. Like, at all. Ew.

8. Roland Schitt and Sebastien Raine - does this need an explanation? Roland would misinterpret the clues and Sebastien wouldn’t even try. Roland finishes the game, but hours late.

9. Owen Strand & Pez Okonojo - they start strong but Owen gets distracted by a side quest (does he hear a crime being committed? See a hot blonde he absolutely has no business dating? Could be anything) and once he’s wandered off, Pez finds more leisurely pursuits. They DNF

10. TK & Carlos lose because they don’t complete the game. They get ✨distracted ✨

I feel like almost everyone else you’re sending these too is going to have a much simpler job because they’re not choosing between characters from three fandoms lol

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Around Schitt's Creek in 80 Days 1.08

1.08 Allez-Vous

Moira and David try to sell cosmetics to the locals; Johnny tries to collect unemployment insurance.

IMDB Rating: 7.2

Best lines: Oh my God, ew, David! —and— There's something wrong with your face.

David's clothes: Rick Owens

Script page:

Video - everything you need to know about community service:

Bonus content:

Fic rec: Protein Crystals and Other Precious Stones by CherryIce

It’s been at least six months since David’s had to emergency courier Alexis a passport and it’s great. It really is. It’s what he’s always wanted David reminds himself trying not to scratch at what definitely aren’t stress hives on his arms. OR: Alexis Rose finds something unexpected that she's good at. (She's probably not running a cartel.)

See you tomorrow!