#moffaaat

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Watching Death in Heaven for the first time

-whoa why is this 60 minutes long

-*looks up episode on Wikipedia* oh ok it is supposed to be that long that

-AGAIN WITH THE KAPUNK KAPUNK

-HOLY SH-T THEIR VOICES GOT DEEEP DID THEY GO THROUGH CYBER PUBERTY OR SOMETHING

-I love how Doctor Who villains seem threatening but they are actually really nice guys who listen until you’re done talking

-”There is no Clara Oswald”  *prepares self to be mindfucked to the... where were we? Ah yes, twelfth dimension. We would be mindfucked to the thirteenth.*

-DAFAQ

-MINDFUCKED TO THE FIFTEENTH DIMENSION, YES WE PASSED THE THIRTEENTH AND FOURTEENTH ALONG THE WAY

-*STARES BLANKLY THROUGH INTRO SEQUENCE*

-WAIT THE DOCTOR’S EYES WERE REPLACED BY CLARA’S (and also ‘jenna coleman’ is shown first where it’s ‘peter capaldi’ that usually comes first)

-I love how the Cybermen are just standing still with tourists all over them they’re like ‘do I really have to endure this bullshit’ while Missy is off being a yellow daisy sunshine psychopath

-SHE HAS A FUCKING PHONE WITH A FUCKING FRAME I’M NOT EVEN CENSORING SWEARS NOW (NOT THAT I USED TO)

-I WONDER WHAT THE CYBERMEN ARE THINKING

-(The Cybermen are like the stormtroopers of Doctor Who; bloody adorable and a little bit terrifying when you think about what they are and what they do.)

-SHE DOES A FUCKING DUCKFACE SELFIE

-IT’S OSGOOD

-IT’S OSGOOOOOOOOOOD

-SHE HAS A BOWTIE

-I’M 99% SURE THAT SHE IS A WHOVIAN WHO BROKE THE BARRIERS OF TIME AND SPACE TO SOMEHOW SNEAK INTO THE WHONIVERSE

-BOWTIE FGASJDHJKLG

-(wtf kind of phone case is that)

-WHOA BITCH (not directed at Osgood)

-UNIT BITCHES

-Gotta love how she was apparently holding that big Cyberman head behind her all this time and I never noticed (OLD WHO CYBERMEN)

-THAT LITTLE CYBER NOD LIKE “Oh.”

-”Any questions?”  “We’re Ironman now.”

-TEAM CYBER’S BLASTING OFF AGAIN

-IT’S RAINING (CYBER)MEN

-”And the extra good news is there’s been a bit of an upgrade.”  The extra good news is that you get to be shoved inside a metal suit as a corpse and have all your emotions erased! how sweet!

-WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

-oh god it’s Danny isn’t it  you’re Danny  you were Danny, lying in that cold room

-(There is only one reason why I don’t want to be a Cyberman and it is that Cybermen can’t draw. Seriously. Look at those hands with their 0% flexibility.)

-NOOOO

-*counts* he put seven cubed sugar or whatever you call it in his tea. Why. Do you want a sugar high Doctor because that is how you get a sugar high.

-HE’S TRYING TO LICK THE SAUCER

-WHAT

-MIND FUCKED TO THE SIXTEENTH DIMENSION

-OKAY CLARA’S BACK AND I AM MINDFUCKED TO THE SEVENTEENTH DIMENSION  IS SHE EVEN TELLING THE TRUTH OR IS SHE LYING BECAUSE SHE DOES KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE DOCTOR

-She talks so fast she could be a professional rapper

-I also like how the Cybermen have height differences, although I’m not sure if it’s because the skeletons inside them differ in height or if it’s because of the suit actors.

-November 23rd... Clara Oswald’s birthday, the day the first Doctor Who episode aired, AND the day the 50th anniversary special aired.

-Also love how that Cyberman looks all the way down “...correct.”

-WAIT DANNY IS THAT YOU

-WHOA THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

-OSGOOD THE WHOVIAN STRIKES AGAIN

-And the Doctor’s side of the table is covered with rolled up tissues or paper and teacups.

-The voice in the graveyard sounds like it’s saying either ‘clara oswald’ or ‘all of us’ to me.

-WTF CYBERMEN AIN’T THAT FAST

-So it’s a Cybermen virus with the DNA in it and all?

-That Cyber-guy looks like he’s stuck rather uncomfortably.

-What waking up at 6am feels like

-MISSY STICKING HER TONGUE OUT AT THE DOCTOR

-pffft the Master’s even crazier that his/her last incarnation

-NO DON’T GO TO HER DON’T YOU NOTICE HOW HER VOICE IS LITERALLY DRIPPING WITH EVIL SINGSONG TONES NEVER LET AN ENEMY WHISPER IN YOUR EAR SERIOUSLY IF I WERE YOU I’D BE NOPING THE FUCK OUTTA THERE

-DAFUQ

-I UH

-UH

-IS MISSY STEVEN MOFFAT’S SELF-INSERT OC

-WILL YOU JUST STOP WALTZING AROUND DID YOU GET A WALNUT WEDGED INSIDE YOUR BRAIN WHEN YOU REGENERATED OR SOMETHING

-HELLO IT’S CYBER-JOHNNY

-Apparently it’s Cyber-Monday morning

-Annnnd Clara upsets Danny without meaning to (if Cybermen can be upset)

-WHOA WHAT THE HELL

-Why the fuck did they come up with the need to pin his skin stretched all over the place

-Is he... an emotional Cyberman

-Did he not press ‘delete’ back in the Nethersphere

-But what if he wasn’t the only one

-CYBERMEN STICKING ON A PLANE HAMMERING AWAY AT THE WALLS WITH THEIR FISTS

-OKAY I KNOW IT MUST BE TERRIFYING INSIDE THE PLANE BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW ADORABLE IT LOOKS OUTSIDE

-I want to say that I appreciate Michelle Gomez’s acting here. Very. much. The insanity shines through her eyes and leaks out of every action, every part of her body, every little twirl she does after psychotically killing someone.

-elevennnn

-WTF

-BUT WAIT! WTF

-CUE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MUSIC

-WHOA

-oh god he’s talking about the Master

-But if they really didn’t want he emotional inhibitors to be deactivated THEN WHY THE FUCK IS IT SLAP BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHEST RIGHT UNDER THE VERY VISIBLE AND GLOWING LOGO THAT OPENS LIKE A SODA LID IT’S LITERALLY SCREAMING THERE ARE SOME IMPORTANT CIRCUITS HERE, TRY MESSING WITH IT IF YOU WANT

-damn that’s deep

-Why not try walking up to another Cyberman and asking about the paln? They’re still hazy and in their Monday morning routine, maybe one of them will confuse you for Missy.

-”Goodbye Danny.”  “Goodbye Clara.”  “Fuck you Moffat.”

-TAKING CHEEKY LITTLE DARK MARY POPPINS TO THE NEXT LEVEL

-but Danny hasn’t moved, has he

-also that’s what I learned on the first day of elementary school... kind of  “Attention!” and “At ease!”, over and over again, with us seven-year-olds in the classroom with no idea why we were learning this, just assuming it was important and glad that it wasn’t math.

-”Everyone who ever lived, man, woman and child--” so why am I not seeing any little Cybermen with the skeletons of little children inside them?

-She remembered the Doctor’s flipping birthday, in Earth date, even

-what the fuck

-did she just give him control over the Cybermen

-she is truly insane and that’s where the showriting, acting, etc. shines through-

-Missy you sadist

-Holy crap

-wtf

-what’s gotten into him now

-well there you go Missy, he’s smiling now.

-*cue badass music again*

-”--nor the whim of a lunatic--”  “Excuse me!”  Oh Missy you know you’re insane.

-WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTHEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-so... no bodies of the dead buried under us anymore.

-R.I.P. Danny Pink. for real this time.

-10 0 11 0 0 by 0 2

-Missy looks like she’s lost it

-Like, to a whole another level

-DAFAQ

-WUT

-IS THAT LETHBRIDGE STUART

-OMFG

-MINDFUCKED TO THE EIGHTEENTH DIMENSION

-FEELS

-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LIGHT

-IT’S THE BOY ISN’T IT

-IT IS 

-THAT’S THAT BOY

-MORE FEELS

-WHAT

-GALLIFREY

-I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING

-WHAT IS HAPPENING

-I...

-Doctor...

-Why

-Awwwwwwwhhhhhhgggggggggggfffffffffafsgkdfgjhfgkjdshfgksdjfgksdjgjfhdghgd

-MOFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

-Okay overall I think it was a good season about the Doctor trying to figure himself out and -- WHAT

-THE FUCK

-MOFFAT YOU TROLL

[thelittle-daleks-blog]

[moffat laughing in the background]

[thatwizardofearthsea]

Spoilers!

Moffat 50. yil ozel bolumunde kimseyi oldurememenin acisini Sherlock trailer'ini da pesinden yayinlayip fandomi oldurerek cikariyor su an. Deli gibi egleniyordur halimize bakip eminim. 

[titles-and-pretense]

So now the people who don't manage to go to Comic Con are less worthy than the people who do? If you don't have money or time you don't get to see the trailer? Where have we gone to...

[darcythelunatic]

we got trolled by moffat again

i'm actually happy we didn't really get to know the doctor's name

[teaframe]

Steven Moffat, you are grounded from high places.

First Sherlock, then Amy and Rory, now Clara?

You soulless monster.

[bagginbooty]

SO SHERLOCK SEASON THREE MIGHT NOT AIR UNTIL 2014 WELL THAT'S JUST FINE WHY DON'T YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE FACE AND THEN MAKE A LOVELY NECKLACE OUT OF MY BROKEN TEETH AND HANG IT AROUND THE NECK OF MY ENEMY WHILE I BLEED, TOOTHLESS, DROWING IN CREYS.

[bvroque]

still wondering how they're gonna get around the fact that the new companion is an exploded dalek

[spooky-corgis]

My friend and I

Me: IF YOU FALL ASLEEP ON ME YOU MOTHERHUGGER I WILL BUURN YOU. I WILL BURN THE HEAAAART OUT OF YOU.

Her: That's a bit harsh but my heart's already gone Steven Moffat tore it out.

[emmaswans]

all i want in life is timebabies.

[widowling]

Damn you Steven Moffat and your dramatic plot twists.