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The anon ask reading Machete as Versace and your mention of his subtly elegant style resting along the lines of YSL got me thinking the lad would honestly devour Loro Piana. In stark contrast, it feels like Vasco would be happy to roll with UNIQLO and other lighter fashion, for a more casual, slightly whimsical, less severe look. Either way, you know the boys will be so pretty in their littol outfits :3
Gifting him a 1300⏠Loro Piana cashmere sweater just so I can pit him against the forces of static electricity.
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#Machete#modern au#thanks for the recommendation by the way#Vasco is generally harder to clothe since his silhouettes and themes aren't as specific but uniqlo had a lot of outfits that he would wear#I'm definitely going to use some of them
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i think it's good to remember sometimes that at their core they're all fucking idiots
#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#call of duty mwii#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#könig modern warfare#call of duty meme#sorry for the whiplash of themes and style in my cod art#that's just the duality of man i'm afraid#soph arts#id in alt text
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[modern au] pjs movie night w these idiots
#null rot#kny modern au#yandere hantengu#hantengu#hantengu clones#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#yandere kimetsu no yaiba#yandere kny#yandere demon slayer#cult leader have no excuse for these. he did as the voices told him to#cult leader has been sleepy lately so you get sleep themed doodles#theyre reacting to the annoying character ruining everything for the plot#oughghh theyre so annoying to watch anything with. theyRE EVEN ANNOYING TO SLEEP WITH. THEYRE JUST ANNOYING. cult leader approves#uwagahhgghhhh#THEIR CLOOOTHES BROOOOO#in my head sekido dresses proper but loose. at home he dresses like a tired mother#karaku likes clothes that show some skin and let the mind wander. otherwise hes chillin in whatever!#urogi would rather not wear anything but prefers loose clothes when he has to#aizetsu likes anything comfortable that'd probably make him look cuter to you. otherwise sportswear is a good runner up.#also hi. cult leader is alive but busy with stuff. i pop in and out so worry no longer!! i will come back eventually when im gone!!
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retired!price never thought that he'd ever become father. it honestly was only a passing glance throughout most of his life. like if he saw a kid at the grocery store or a colleague had a child. but, that all changed when you met him. there was something about you that got him going. he thought he had too much respect for women, but he felt almost chauvinistic towards you. you were younger, smaller, frailer. you should be at home cooking him dinner and putting the kids to bed instead of working the dreadful customer service job you were at. wouldn't life be better?
think about it, it's okay love. price would take care of everything. anything his angel needed, she got. that included a pretty ring and a round middle full of price brats. when price left where you work with purchases in hand, there was more than one occasion where he'd go back to his car and pleasure himself in the driver's seat. his car parked in the furthest part of the parking lot. alone with his thoughts of you. one baby on your hip and the other in your womb, price coming home to the scent of a warm-cooked meals. nights spent battering your poor soft, spongy womb, keeping it nice and full. you'd be in such contrast with your gruff husband. he stood so much taller than you, he could bruise you with ease. but he only wanted to love you, to feel you take him every night. to see you raise his children. he aiming for a minimum of three, close together in age. he was already looking at places that would be perfect. away from the hustle and bustle of london and somewhere quiet, where his wife would live a comfortable life. in his mind he always thought you were a virgin, pure for him to take apart and make to his liking. you'd be the perfect mrs. price, a phrase that went through his head as he came all over his hand. pearly cum even stained his blue jeans.
doesn't the life that price laid out for you feel perfect? a loving husband, kids, a big piece of land. you weren't going anywhere with this job, wouldn't it be more fulfilling to be married to price? he was retired and would raise your children alongside you. you'd be perfect for him. he wished that you'd see what he saw. something nicer for such a lovely woman.
it took a lot of courage for him to ask you out. it was the first time he felt nervous in a while. you simply giggled, a voice delicate like glass, you broke his head, "oh, sorry sir. i already have a boyfriend!" price just smiled and nodded, he wasn't going to cause a scene. he took his purchases and wished you a great day. but it was hard to pull the man that price was prior to retirement. the man needed a mission like a bloodhound needed prey.
oh, you had a boyfriend. what was his name? where did he live? what did he do for work? when price got his answers he didn't think your boyfriend was good enough. you needed a man, not a little boy who still used his old university i.d. to get discounts. he wasn't going to provide for you. he was weak. so why don't you take out your phone and text him goodbye because price always joked to his former team that he could fit a body in the trunk of his car. while he'd laugh it off, that and the neatly winded rope tucked in the corner were there for a reason.
please, his angel. come with him, he'll always keep you safe.
xoxo, bunny
#cw: dark themes#bunny writes#reader insert#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty smut#call of duty x reader#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#john price cod#captain john price#john price#captain john price x you#captain johnathan price#captain john price smut
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first meeting and now
#one piece#monkey d luffy#trafalgar law#lulaw#my art#my comics#secret modern au#described in alt text#law needs to be 26 for themes reasons but also since it's a modern au and irl it doesn't feel like#your life is truly your own until you're out of high school i made the younger strawhats (and vivi) 2 years older#so they could have smth going on in their life. work wise ect!
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Succession S4X07: Tailgate Party (Review)Â
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It's hurt to yearn for you
thinking about Catholic Soap and his guilt...
#ibispaint art#drawing#illustration#soap call of duty#call of duty#soap modern warfare#soap cod#soap mw2#john soap mactavish#artwork#digital art#my art#art#tw religious themes#religious guilt#LemoonmerS
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tw: sexual assault mention (not really explicit but just in case)
not enough people talk about Ghost being a victim of SA and it makes me so sad. IT'S LITERALLY SHOWN ON PAGE IN THE COMICS YOU CANNOT DENY THAT IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!
the comics were published 2009 when most media wouldn't even touch on male SA victims unless it was to make fun of them. we don't even get many empathetic portrayals of it in recent years!!! (whether the perpetrator is a man or woman). Ghost is quite literally the first good male ID'd SA victim rep I've seen in a piece of media that I enjoy.
it also shows disassociation (not dissociation) by having Ghost literally separate Simon Riley from himself. He tells his backstory by pretending it happened to someone else and calling Simon Riley an "old friend" of his that died.
he is so special and important to me
#you can guess why my blog is themed around him based off of this post lol#tw sex assault#call of duty#call of duty mw2#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty mw comics#simon âghostâ riley#simon ghost riley#cod simon riley
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yabadabadoooooo



!serialkillerghost x !ballerinareader
cws: graphic depictions of violence, severed body parts, protective/obsessive behaviour, dark themes (stalking, revenge) and mentions of blood and injury
Soft Hands, Sharp Teeth
The apartment was quiet when you stepped inside, the only sound your soft, unsteady breathing. The day had been long, exhausting in a way you couldnât quite name, but it wasnât the dancing that had left you drainedâit was him.
Your dance partner.
His hands had been too much, too firm, fingers brushing where they shouldnât. A lingering touch on your waist, an unwelcome slide of his palm against your ribs. You hadnât said anything, too stunned, too unsure if you were overreacting. But the sick feeling in your stomach told you otherwise.
You sniffled, toeing off your ballet flats, and it was then that you noticed him.
Simon sat on the couch, one arm draped over the back, his large frame relaxed in the dim glow of the lamp. His mask was off, but the black compression shirt stretched over his broad chest, his military dog tags resting against the fabric. He was watching you, eyes sharp, assessing.
âRough day, birdie?â His voice was low, smooth, always laced with that warmth he reserved just for you.
Your lip wobbled.
That was all it took.
He was on his feet in an instant, crossing the space between you, his hands coming up to cup your face. His palms were rough, calloused, but his touch was so gentle. Like he thought you might break.
âTell me.â
Your fingers curled into his sleeves, seeking comfort. âItâs stupid,â you mumbled.
His brows drew together. âNot if it upset you.â
You swallowed, looking down. âMy dance partner⊠I didnât like how he touched me.â
Silence.
It stretched long enough that you finally glanced up at him, only to find his expression completely blank. No anger, no frustrationâjust nothing.
âWhere?â His voice was too calm.
You hesitated, then lifted a hand, touching your waist. âHere. And⊠here.â You traced a spot over your ribs. âI donât think he meant anything by it, butââ
âYou donât have to defend him.â His fingers curled slightly against your skin. âYou didnât like it. Thatâs enough.â
You exhaled shakily, nodding. Simon had always made you feel safe, even if you didnât fully understand why. He was a soldier, a protectorâyour protector.
His thumb brushed over your cheek. âYouâre tired,â he murmured. âGo to bed, yeah?â
âButââ
âShh.â His lips quirked, something almost amused in his expression. âThatâs an order, little ballerina.â
You huffed but let him lead you to bed, tucking you beneath the soft covers. He sat beside you for a long moment, stroking your hair, waiting until your breathing evened out.
You didnât hear him leave.
SIMONâS POV
It wasnât hard to find the bastard.
He was a predictable little shitâsmug, unassuming, the type of man who thought he was untouchable because no one had ever given him a reason to believe otherwise. Simon followed him from the studio, let him drink with his mates at the bar, let him laugh like he hadnât laid hands on her.
Then he cornered him in the alley behind the building.
The man barely had time to react before Simon shoved him up against the damp brick, gloved fingers pressing against his windpipe just enough to scare. Not enough to kill.
Yet.
âYou like putting your hands where they donât belong?â His voice was smooth, almost amused.
The man choked, grasping at Simonâs wrist. âW-what the fuckââ
Simon didnât let him finish. He slammed his head back against the wall with a satisfying crack and watched as the fight drained out of him.
âYou donât touch her.â His voice dropped lower, dangerous. âNot her waist. Not her ribs. Not her fucking shadow. You understand?â
The man whimpered, nodding weakly.
Simon smiled. âGood.â
Then he pulled the knife.
The screams didnât last long.
A soft knock at your door roused you from sleep. You stretched, blinking blearily as you padded across the apartment. Outside, resting on the doorstep, was a pristine white box, wrapped in a delicate pink ribbon.
Your lips curled into a sleepy smile. Simon always gave you little giftsâthings he thought youâd like, trinkets and sweets, small tokens of affection. You carried the box inside, settling at the table as you untied the ribbon and lifted the lid.
Inside, nestled in layers of delicate white tissue paper, were two severed hands.
Familiar hands.
Hands that forced themselves onto you.
Your stomach twisted, a sharp inhale catching in your throat, but before you could process it, a note slipped free from the tissue, fluttering onto the table.
Wonât be touching you again, birdie.
Your heartbeat pounded against your ribs.
You should have screamed. You should have been horrified.
Instead, warmth crept up your neck, something dark curling low in your belly. Because deep down, beneath all the innocence, all the softnessâ
You knew exactly who had left you this gift.
And you knew he was only protecting what was his.
#cheeseatlantic#call of duty#cod modern warfare#cod#cod mw3#cod mw2#cod x reader#cod mwii#simon ghost riley#cod fluff#ghost call of duty#ghost cod#ghost#ghost x reader#simon ghost x you#simom riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley#serial killer x ballerina#mature theme#violence cw#cw blood#cw suggestive#cod comfort#ballerina reader#serial killer char
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[priest!jayce x fem!reader / nsfw / mdni]
priest!jayce has always been a good little student. a faithful man to his church and his god. always the soft and the kind man he has been taught to beâŠuntil he meets you.
when he used to pray for times of peace; he now only prays for forgiveness of his own sin.
and at first, it was lighthearted thoughts and the occasional flush seeing you across the church hall. the soft thought of how pretty you looked in morning light or the perfect way you recited prayers; the heavenly perfume you wore that he smelled constantly, even if you werenât in the room. but these little thoughts slowly transformed into somethingâŠunholy.
he, the more he desired you, the worse his mind crumbled. his thoughts of how pretty the dress you wore turned into thoughts of him taking you out of the dress. watching as the fabric crumbled under his handsâso tenderlyâas he removed the dress from your body. thoughts of kissing your cheek in passing or in greeting, soft and light, turned into his desire to taste your mouth on his.
and it only got worse. no matter how many trips to the confession booth he took, or the amount of praying, the distancing, the pleasâŠit all just got worse. he desiredâno yearnedâfor you. his sleepless nights of you haunting him while his trembling hands roamed over his body, pretending they were yours; a ghost in his room to whisper sweet nothings into his ear as he committed sin. biting his lip hard enough to bleed at the thought of him making you his. kissing you, kissing your skin, tasting every inch of your exposed skin as his fingers delved between your thighs while you utter his name like a prayerâ
god forgive him if he ever got to taste that sweet cunt of yours.
#zevrra zevrra!#spicy zev!!#tw religious themes#jayce talis#arcane#arcane jayce#arcane smut#arcane drabbles#arcane x reader#arcane stuff#jayce drabbles#jayce smut#lol jayce#jayce giopara#jayce x reader#jayce league of legends#jayce lol#modern!au#priest!jayce#jayce x fem!reader#jayce x female reader#jayce talis smut#jayce talis blurb#take this while i try to finish my professor/reader stuff >:3#yearning devoted jayce SAVE ME#oh heâd be so nasty esp if heâs a v!rg!n oh HELP MEEEEE
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You're my Coney Island baby, you mean so much to me You're my pretty little lady, I love you tenderly You're my lucky star, that's what you are
The thought of Steve and Bucky dancing holds a special place in my heart đ
#marvel#marvel fanart#stucky#pre war stucky#stevebucky#wintershield#captain america#steven grant rogers#steve rogers#the winter soldier#james buchanan barnes#bucky barnes#my art#artists on tumblr#i found this pose on pintrest and i just knew i had to draw it as stove and bucket#they mean so much to me#also so real of the entire stucky fandom to see the recurring theme of dancing in catfa and going#'yep. steve and bucky learned how to dance by dancing with each other as kids and now they dance together every night in the modern era'
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Making out with Simon Riley but heâs the one straddling you.
#*tucks non existent strand of hair behind my ear and giggles.* lmaoo#I may or may not be giving away the theme of the next blurb of mine.#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#call of duty modern whorefare.
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bathroom makeover: retro lesbian edition đ






art (in small frames) by creative powerhouse @jeniferprince (Iâm ordering prints, but could I wait for them to arrive? lol)
#barbie#gap the series#monsam#lesbianisms#pink#for all my pining while reclining in bubbles needs#i had to throw in my absolutely insane robe- it was too on theme#pin ups#lesbian#wlw#sapphic#barbiecore#barbie 2023#jenifer prince#sapphic art#midcentury modern#retro#bathroom makeover#mjtag#mor rambles
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retired!price needed a mission. he had been in the military since the day he could enlist, he was molded by the structure of it all. early riser and late evenings, whisky and cigars. the feeling of a gun in his hands was second nature. debriefings and helicopter rides. that was his life, that was what he was good at. one mission after another, even when his body wanted to quit, he mentally couldn't.
now, at the age of forty-seven, he was retired. he had no mission, no objective. it made him almost pace around his flat. that was until you moved in next door.
you gave price purpose, even if you didn't mean to. there was something about you that captivated him. you pulled him in like a siren's song. price could imagine himself curled up next to you in the evenings, listening to your quiet breathing as you fell asleep. breakfast in the mornings and dinner in the evenings. falling asleep in front of the television. the problem was, you were painfully younger than him. still an adult. you had just graduated university, but still younger than him. that and you had a boyfriend. price couldn't care to remember his name, he had to go. now.
price hated seeing his hands all over you. your boyfriend, it felt so juvenile for a woman as amazing as you. you needed a man, not a boy. price thought you shouldn't be waiting around for him to finish (fail) med school. you needed a real man, someone who'll provide. and price could provide for you in spades. "does the boyfriend help with any of the finances?" price asked as he helped you bring your groceries inside one afternoon. you looked at him with a curious expression and replied, "no." and price just smiled as he patted you on the shoulder, "well, he isn't much of a man then? if he can't take care of his girl." the smile was friendly and it slowly coaxed you into his arms. but not before price took care of your boyfriend. he remembered when you came to his apartment in tears because they found a body near the river. wrapped in plastic and with no suspects in custody, price lingered when the police talked to you. and then reassured you when the police left.
after that price knew that he had to take better care of you. you were hurting, you needed price. so while you were out, price let himself in and got to work. it wasn't hard to replicate your key, he had swiped the spare from the bowl by the door when he came to visit you one day, only for the key to returned the next afternoon. a few cameras installed around the apartment to keep you safe. this was about your safety. price couldn't have you getting hurt, not when your boyfriend went and got himself killed! (you worried his killer was still out there). "do you ever feel like someone's watching?" you asked over morning tea before you went to work. price was leaned back on the couch enjoying his own cup with his other hand on your thigh. price replied, "sometimes, but it might be anxiety overactin' in your brain. maybe you need to take a vacation." "hmm, maybe." price liked his mission now, to protect you. keep you safe from whatever or whoever killed your boyfriend. did he have mob connections, were you in danger? it was alright, price could protect you. but it would be hard to when he lived so far away from you. why don't you move in? it wasn't like he was using the spare bedroom. but the spare bedroom wasn't used for long, soon you found comfort in price's bed. you had become a little more paranoid, there were still no leads on your boyfriend's murder case, but price was a comforting presence.
even his smell managed to calm your mind. you often wore an article of his clothing out to feel protected. it was even better when those clothes were on the hefty, strong, hairy body of your friend. price preferred the term husband when referring to him. but you'd get there eventually. it was easier to catch a wife with honey than vinegar, so he'd let you play those cute games. the will they-won't they as if price hadn't killed your boyfriend to get with you. you were made for him, every atom in your being was meant for price. you were his mission! his sanity! he needed to keep you safe, so don't blame him when he slipped an air tag in your work bag and another in your weekend purse. he always knew where you were, you just thought it was luck when he perfectly had dinner ready for as soon as you came home. the home cooked meals made you much more agreeable with price. the savoury sauces, meats and vegetables. all to add a little more fat to your hips, price liked his women soft. easy to take care of but with enough chub to carry a healthy baby. he knew your hips were wide and your chest was big. you had the body of a goddess that price yearned to worship. to fuck.
so while, price had never believed in god. rather he believed that it was better to stay out of religion given what he had done in his past. but when his worn, calloused hands gripped your soft hips and sank himself into your pussy. it was heaven. the skies opened up and the angels sang their choir. price already imagined the ring on your finger and the baby at your hips. out of this flat and into a bigger home outside the city. price would provide, as he always did. when his cock nudged against your gummy walls, it only egged his fantasy on further. your pathetic boyfriend didn't know what he had, but price did. so that was why your boyfriend had to get out of the picture. price knew every inch of skin better than he did. he knew every curve and mole. the scar on your side from an childhood accident to your stretchmarks at your hips. a divine being was what you were and when price fucked you it was a religious experience. your moans were music to price's ears and you made him yearn for you more. it was a taste of heaven that would drive a mortal man insane. his hairy stomach up against you as he fucked you with heavy strokes. he was so much bigger compared to you. he could bruise you, crush you, if he so desired. but the only bruising would be at your cervix, but don't worry price will soften the pain with his cum. the bed creaked under the both of you. he made promises that the would kill you safe from anything that could harm you. he was a man, not a boy, exactly what you needed. he'll take care of everything, just keep loving him. being with him. and you, with squeaky moans, promised that you'd love him. that made something in price's bed click and he fucked you without much hold-back. when he finished inside of you, he planted a kiss on your lips, a passion that would only be matched when you got married.
"my baby girl." he said softly as he rubbed your back afterwards.
price found that your anxiety lessened as time went by. planning a wedding with a baby on the way kept your brain occupied. there was nothing to worry about, love. no one would hurt a hair on your head. price's mission would forever be you. you and the babies. a proper price family. just don't look in his safe. you might not like what you find. in particular the pistol with the missing bullet. <3
#bunny drabbles#cw: dark themes#reader insert#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#john price cod#captain john price#john price#captain price x reader#captain price#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty smut#dark fic#call of duty x reader#call of duty x you#call of duty x y/n#reader insert smut#retired!price#price mw2
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short asl thing based on @where-does-the-heart-lie's modern au :) i started this over a year ago but the beginning is all dialogue and felt more like a script to me i suppose??? which deflated my desire to work on it. anyway i checked it over recently and it's completely fine lmfao, self-confidence restored here we go !
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"Yo. Aren't you usually in the middle of your shift by now?"
"I've been banned from the hospital."
"Like, for life?"
"No. For the next, uh.. Twenty-two hours."
"That's oddly specific."
"It was twenty-four, but I fell asleep after leaving the building."
"That wouldn't have to do with why they kicked you out, at all?"
"Hmmm. I'm too sleep-deprived, apparently."
"Ah. And, um, you called me because...?"
"I pressed a random number in my call log after waking up. Lucky you, I guess."
"Yeah. Right. Lucky me. And your car keys are...?"
"Confiscated."
"Ah, right, of course."
A beat of silence. Two. Three, then "Look, if you're busy, thenâ"
"No, no. You called me, so I'll be there. Give me twenty minutes."
"Alright. Thankâ"
"Thank someone else. Also, if you fall asleep in my car, I'm taking it as express permission to drive you around wherever I want."
"Ugh, go die. I don't even know why I bothered."
"LUCKY YOU, I guess," sounds off way too loudly in his ear. "No take backs. See you in ten."
"I thought you saidâ" Sabo breaks off as the call ends, leaving him staring blankly at his phone's too-dim screen. He squints, turns the brightness all the way up, and still squints as the sunlight proves too strong for the display.
Ace shows up in more than ten but decidedly less than twenty minutes. Sabo doesn't waste much brain power on it, only climbing into the passenger seat and yawning into his palm while his other hand fixes the seatbelt into the buckle. Not a second too soon, too, as Ace roars the engine to life and peels away from the curb at record speed.
Ace fiddles with the radio. He turns the music up, then dial it back down to inaudible. They hit the expressway and he leans over the steering wheel, frowning with his eyes fixed on the road far ahead. Sabo yawns again and this appears to be the limit to his patience.Â
"Hey, so, I had a thought after you hung up on me."
Sabo grimaces. "You mean youâ"
"Today's Wednesday."
He doesn't elaborate. Sabo is too tired to process. "Yes," he follows, after a second. He glances at the sky out the front window. "What time is it?"
"Oh, uh." Ace fumbles with hand placement so he can lift his watch to his face. "Nine forty."
Sabo takes a couple beats to try and process this, moves his eyes away from the skyline, and sighs as he pulls his phone out. 2:47 is what the display reads, which sounds much more believable.
"How did the minute hand get off?" he mutters to himself, chancing a look at Ace's busted wristwatch. Ace raises a brow, taking his gaze off the road to scrutinize Sabo. "No, it doesn't matter," he mutters to himself once more, sliding his phone away back on his person and out of his hands.
"My point is," Ace continues, like he hasn't just been interrupted by a whole thing. "Your timeout will be done midday Thursday. Did they switch your days off?"
"No." Sabo sighs. "They technically gave me the next thirty-six hours. Technically closer to forty. Something like that. I go back in on Friday. Sometime.â He tries to smile and it turns out very lopsided, from that he can make out in the rearview mirror. âCan you tell Iâm tired?â
âI donât think âtiredâ is an accurate description,â Ace quips. âWhen did you eat a proper meal last?â
âUh, yesterday. Maybe.â
âMaybe??â
âA âproper mealâ means different things to the two of us,â Sabo huffs. âOn my account it was yesterday. Iâve had food since then, of course.â
âAlright, so hereâs the plan,â Ace announces before absolutely whipping it around a curve. Sabo is his passenger in the passenger seat and had fully prepared to be so when he got in the vehicle, but heâd been vastly underprepared for this sudden course of action, which is how he ends up halfway out of his seat with his cheek slammed into the cold window. Ace doesnât quite notice his brotherâs terminal velocity until the car is once again on the straight and narrow, and only then itâs because of the audible thunk Saboâs face makes when it collides with the glass.
âAw shit. You good bro?â
âOw,â Sabo mutters. âIf I have broken bones Iâm suing your ass.â
âWell, if youâre good enough to make jokes, I think youâre better than youâre letting on.â Ace keeps the wheel steady with one knee while he takes both hands away to crack his fingers. When he glances over at Sabo again, he looks even more pathetic â like heâs becoming one with the glass. âAnyway, as I was saying.
âIâm taking your ass home. Youâre going straight to sleep and while you crash, Iâll make you something decent to eat and stick it in the fridge for you to heat up later. Iâll even make you two servings to eat two different times, since you clearly canât be trusted to take care of yourself correctly.â
âOuch.â
âI want you to conk out for as long as your body allows. We can reset your sleep schedule tomorrow, alright? Put your phone on silent; do not answer any calls. In fact, you know what, just give it to me.
Sabo glances over to see Aceâs hand held out to him, palm up. Fingers wiggling expectantly. His lips pull up into a grimace. âIâm not doing that.â
âFine.â Ace takes his hand back. âBut you will comply with everything else.â
âWow! Itâs so funny, I didnât realize you turned into my mother overnight! Really tapped into your mom potential, huh? Anything exciting happen in your life that would cause that? I guess I wouldnât know, since Iâve been a zombie for the past two days.â
âThereâs nothing wrong with acting like your older brother, you dipshit, especially if you keep putting yourself through the wringer like this. You go home. You sleep. You wake up and eat. You go back to sleep. Then we do laundry. Does that sound agreeable?â
âThatâs negotiable, at the least,â Sabo mumbles. âI will accept good food as a form of bribery.â
âOh, nice, because Iâm flat broke at the moment.â
Sabo makes a mental note of that, and then theyâre pulling into the driveway. Ace lets him exit the vehicle by himself and then promptly manhandles him all the way onto the couch where it will be easier to force his body to relax than in a real bed. Ace knows this, so he calls him weird before chucking a loose blanket at his head. Sabo is almost too tired to function at this point, so he lets Ace have the last laugh in favor of finally closing his eyes.
Coming to is a surreal experience, especially since the sun is still out. He must make a noise because Ace is suddenly within view. His limbs are tangled in the blanket and still so heavy that he doesnât bother moving. âThought you would be gone,â he half-groans, eyes slipping shut again for a moment.
âI did leave,â Ace confirms. âI had to go pilfer some stuff to make stew with. Itâs almost done, so Iâll hang here until then.â
Pilfer. That could mean any number of things. Sabo chooses to believe in the option where Ace is an upstanding citizen, and then remembers Ace saying earlier that he had no money. He frowns and squirms on the cushions enough to where it looks like heâs checking his pockets. âWhereâs my wallet, Ace?â he bluffs.
âSomewhere around here,â Ace pipes up. âYour stomach will thank you for your contributions to the Portgas Householdâs pantry!â
âUgh, I got robbed,â he complains. âThis sucks. âm going back to sleep.â He rolls over so his back is to Ace.
âYeah, you do you, bro. Stew will still be here later. Iâll see you when youâre back in the world of the living.â
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Luffy comes in late that night and slams the front door shut as loud as humanly possible. When he appears in the main room, he doesnât seem to be upset, so Ace writes it off as a Luffyism. Sabo hasnât stirred at the noise, so itâs all good.
Realizing this, Luffy pads closer to Aceâs side and looks at Saboâs unmoving body warily. âWhy is Sabo passed out like a corpse? Is he sick?â
âNo, heâs not sick, he just canât take care of himself. Which is why we are going to let him sleep for as long as possible.â
Luffy just nods to this, but itâs the uncomprehending Luffy-nod that means heâs just going to end up doing whatever he wants to regardless. Ace sighs, then jerks his head towards the kitchen. âHe ate a little earlier, but I want him to eat again when he wakes up. Thereâs stew in the fridge if you want it â just leave him a little. Got it, Monkey D. Luffy?â
Luffy throws him a salute and then runs off in his socks. âYippee! Ace made stew!â
âThink of your brother, Luffy, and make good choices!â Ace calls after him. âHeâs a pathetic man who needs food to feel better or heâll end up sleeping through Laundry Day!â
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Sabo does not sleep through laundry day, but he does sleep for sixteen whole hours, so itâs just around noon when he forces himself up off the couch and into a warm shower.
Ace is around, which is mildly unexpected. But heâs still half-asleep, so everything is at least a little unexpected. He glances up from playing video games with Luffy to see Sabo leaving the steam-filled bathroom with his hair hanging around his shoulders. âYou look like a wet cat,â he calls.
âSaboâs awake!â Luffy cheers. âAce thought you died at one point.â
Ace elbows Luffy in the gut, making him hunch over. âI did not!â
âHe totally checked to see if your heart was still beating!â
âIâm undead, actually,â Sabo says completely seriously.
âDoes that mean you donât need to eat anymore?â Luffy questions. âBecause I ate all the stew last night.â
âI saw that coming and made extra.â Ace finger-guns in Saboâs general direction. âThatâs why I bought two sets of ingredients. With your money!â
âWith my money,â Sabo echoes, because itâs such a wild statement to have to deal with this early in the day. Well, early for him. âFuck you.â
âI mean, I can tell Luffy where I hidââ
âThank you, Ace, for agreeing to share your quarters with both of your brothers so we can all do laundry today on your dime!â Sabo raises his pitch so his voice is mockingly squeaky when he says this. He starts moving down the hall before Ace can start to argue, letting his and Luffyâs voices bleed into the background.
When he comes back out, now dressed, it smells significantly better than before. âI reheated the stew,â Ace announces, gesturing for Sabo to take a seat at the kitchen counter. âLetâs all have lunch before we head out.â
âYou have to drink this too,â Luffy tells Sabo, sliding a Gatorade across the counter so it sets in front of him when he finally does take a seat. âAceâs orders.â
âGotta get those nutrients back somehow.â
âArenât we so considerate, Sabo?â
âDo you even know what âconsiderateâ means?â Sabo asks, lips quirking up into a half-smile. At Luffyâs shrug, it turns into a real smile. âWell, thanks anyway. Both of you.â
âNo sweat. And look!â Ace brandishes a five dollar bill for both to see. âI found this baby for us to use on coins! Itâs all on me todayââ
âWhereâs my wallet, Ace?!â
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