#modern!patrochilles

[calciumyum]

Thank you so much for the modern au it reignited my will to live

THANK YOUUUUU I'm so happy that so many people like it!! Have this lil doodle of Odysseus using company time to yap about his family for the hundredth time

[hater-era]

in all timelines, in all possibilities, only you

[justvea18]

Idk I'm obsessed with my own au help me

[spineless-lobster]

I’m having a prophetic vision of modern au achilles in a group chat typing “who is this DIVA 💜” and sending a blurry picture of patroclus doing nothing interesting in particular

[alibonbonn]

gift comm for @johaerys-writes' fic, You're a Walking Disaster and Yet-

[bleeding-seraphic]

It'd be so cute if you drew patrochilles in a modern au where patroclus is achilles's nurse at some sort of sporting event and Achilles goes there every day wth the smallest "injuries" (example, a paper cut or a little tiny bite from like an ant of some shit) and patroclus thinks it's adorable but stupid asf. (Mostly adorable) and just obviously make it gay as all hades (hell).

Thanks so much and I hope you're having s lovely day!! :DD

ok so I already had a full modern au and this fit right in so it’s canon now. here have this

[kupidachillea]

Achilles x You x Patroclus hcs

Author note: This is sorta self indulgent, please be nice in the comments. I understand this isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but just be nice about it and have an open mind.💕

TW: None, this is mainly fluff. Besides the mentions of wounds and training (fighting)

-🌿 When you first meet them, it’s not really what you expected. You had moved to Greece and were staying with Chiron until he suggested that you could stay with his former students. And you agreed.

-🏺 You found yourself in their home as their new housemate. How odd, but you brushed it off as something akin to a roommate and you hoped you could get along with the two former warriors.

-🌿 At first Achilles was skeptical of you, not entirely on board with the idea of living with someone other than his companion..but Patroclus managed to get him to calm down enough to accept you as a new friend into their space.

-🏺And for the most part, things were good between the 3 of you. You mainly tried not to be a bother but also tried to engage with them every once in awhile. As well as doing basic house chores.

-🌿 Besides that you’d watch the boys train together and occasionally patch them up from their little fights. It was more so harder to get Achilles to accept treatment but he’d always give in..mumbling that your touch was “So soft..” every time you’d clean up his injuries.

-🏺Patroclus was actually quite thrilled that he wouldn’t always have to be tending to his own wounds after training (or deal with Achilles’ scrappy bandage work). It meant he could relax while you asked about how training went and how he’d respond. The boys seemed to grow to enjoy your company each week.

-🌿Not that you noticed it at first, but they’d start to do little things for you. Before they’d never really make breakfast for you but now you’d come downstairs to your breakfast already made for you and a sweet note from Patroclus to your surprise.

-🏺 Even when you stay up late nights, Achilles will walk by your room or wherever you are and frown when he sees that you’re still up. You’d give him some excuse but he didn’t care..he’d pick you up despite your protest and place you in bed.

-🌿 If you still didn’t want to sleep he’d call Patroclus and they’d both stay in your room with you until your fall asleep, ultimately causing them to fall asleep with you in the bed in a sweet cuddle pile.

-🏺At first Achilles would never want to admit that he was starting to have feelings for you, because he didn’t think it’d be possible since it’s been years..but as soon as Patroclus pipes up saying he’s developed feelings for you too- he ultimately admits it with a defeated sigh. At least he knows they’re both on the same page.

-🌿 Of course they’re both conflicted at first, but then they decide to own up to it- I mean- if they can handle the war they can handle courting…right?….right?

-🏺It’s a bit of a task but they start getting more touchy with you, sleeping on your lap or resting against your back with their weight. This obviously confuses you- and if you’re easily flustered they’ll lightly tease you for it. Achilles with his smirk and Patroclus with a sweet yet knowing grin.

-🌿 They’ve taken it upon themselves to start giving you nicknames: like “Dear”, “Darling”, “Love”, or in Achilles’ case; “Doll” or “Dollface”. At times you’ll call them nicknames too like “Achi” or “Patro”..but nothing like what they say since you’re not sure if they’d appreciate, but deep down they’re aching for you to call them a silly lovey nickname.

-🏺 At some point though over the course of the months you’ve been living with them, Achilles gets impatient and sick of you not getting their hints and they both end up confronting you just as you were about to settle down and do you own thing-

-🌿 Achilles was about ti accuse you of playing around with them until Patroclus chimed in, cutting off the words of his companion and speaking for them both. Basically confessing that they have liked you for some time now…He would look at you with a pleading gaze in his beautiful green eyes..patiently waiting for a response from you while Achilles scanned your shocked expression.

-🏺You being you, you were trying to play it safe..but seeing how serious they were about being a “Throuple” with you was not something you expected, but you eventually decided to give them a chance when you saw even the proud Achilles look at you in almost a pleading manner.

-🌿 They were over the moon- Achilles wasting no time in pulling you in for a heated kiss, his lips colliding with your and making you blink in surprise before kissing him back..When he pulled away he was grinning like an idiot.

-🏺Patroclus was more gentle, asking his he could kiss you before pulling you into his arms and being a little more passionate about it. Though he did bite your bottom lip teasingly.

-🌿 You were pleasantly surprised to say the least and soon enough they both ushered you to the sofa to cuddle and watch some movies. Achilles laying so that you were laying in his chest and Patroclus snuggling between your legs, his face resting on your chest too while you blushed and thought about how this relationship would progress.

[daily-uquiz]

*crying*

[3am-thoughts-of-achilles]

Achilles: wasn’t iCarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Patroclus: ICARUS???

[calciumyum]

Epic Modern AU Patrochilles

Got jumpscared by Wikihow's Patrochilles so I had to draw them

Guess the wikihow article

[its0berenice]

summer vibes

[patrochillesvibes]

[votapublica]

someone should write a fanfic about Achilles getting killed and reincarnated into modern world with his memory and big ego. But now in this world, he is the son who is casted away, Patroclus is the son of very important figure, and Patroclus takes Achilles as a body guard or assistance. For the first time in his life, Achilles learns to be a follower. What’s worse, Patroclus doesn’t seem to remember him at all.

[johaerys-writes]

you're a walking disaster and yet-

—I'll follow in your wake.

Patrochilles | 148k | Modern AU | Ch. 23/23

Summary:

"You'll meet my son, Achilles, soon," Mr Pelides told Patroclus on their drive there. "You two will get along just fine. He's as wild as they come, though." The indulgent pride with which he said the words made them sound almost like a compliment. "Don’t let him talk you into anything."

Patroclus blushed as he swore, with strong conviction, that he would absolutely not do that. No sir.

He knows better than that.

Or: Achilles is a threat and a menace. As they grow up together, Patroclus falls for him anyway.

Read the complete work on AO3!

[supernova3space]

And so the green text collection is finished! This was so much fun and I loved writing these stories so much aaaaaah.

1. Responsible Father: Peleus' 8 year old son has a crush and is very normal about it. And what do responsible fathers do? Well, Peleus has no idea but he's gonna do it anyway.

2. Antilochus' Roommate: He just wants to go to sleep, he has track tomorrow and his coach is going to murder him. But his (goddamn inhumanly hot) roommate simply wants to have phone sex with his (goddamn inhumanly hot) boyfriend. [Rated Mature for phone sex mention, there's no actual sex, just the poor boy suffering]

3. How To Flirt Successfully: Tips From Achilles Pelides: Achilles is the greatest of the Greeks, best of warriors, most accomplished of men. And of course he has to have a crush on the most oblivious man in camp. [Aka they meet during the war and Achilles is OBSESSED]

I honestly had no idea they were funny but the comments are changing my mind lol

@pijulle YOU. YOU ARE THE REASON. YOU ARE THE SPARK THAT STARTED THIS FIRE. YOU ARE THE HEAVENLY LIGHT THAT SHINED ON ME AND THE HAND THAT SHOWED ME THE PATH. WITHOUT YOU, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE EXISTED. I AM EVER GRATEFUL TO YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL ANGEL 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽❤️❤️❤️

[helpmeimblorboing]

TMH Achilles, mindlessly scrolling through his YouTube feed - Hey who’s this cute guy with barely any followers ?

TMH Patroclus - (performs a beautiful rendition of Can’t Help Falling In Love by Elvis Presley)

TMH Achilles -

(A few minutes later)

TMH Peleus, who has been trying, unsuccessfully, to do his work as his son stares at him moodily from a corner of his room - Achilles, what is it ?

TMH Achilles, completely seriously - Father, I wish to get married