#mod: scottwick

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Koal: goodnight moon

Koal: goodnight tree Koal: goodnight sleep paralysis demons only I can see

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"Before the bodies can hit the floor, you first must let them." -Pembrooke, probably.

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Laz: The first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail until you spot a smaller cooler looking trail with more magical creatures

Laz: im lost

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Koal: *reading a fortune cookie* If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Amari, mouth full of takeout: Kill two.

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*at the warden's house*

Gluttony: Hello, people who absolutely do not live here.

Scottwick: 'Ello.

Laz: Hey!

Amari: We came for snacks.

Lust: We gave you the key for emergencies.

Koal: We were out of eggs benedict.

Amari: And cupcakes.

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*at preacher's library/house*

Preacher: Hello, people who absolutely do not live here.

Koal: Hi.

Laz: Hey!

Amari: We came for snacks.

Tourmaline: We gave you the key for emergencies.

Scottwick: We were out of bagels.

Amari: And croissants.

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Corduroy: *kicks the "g" off a graveyard sign*

Corduroy: Let's get this party started.

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Corduroy: I've already got my Driver's License, Cosmetology License; that's two of the Big Five Licenses.

Grayson: *confused* The Big Five Licenses?

Corduroy: Driver's License, Cosmetology License, Pilot's License, Fishing License, and... License to Kill.

Corduroy: I can't wait to get that one.

Grayson: *visibly enthused*

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Scottwick: Why are you so tall?

Umber: Why are you so short?

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Amari: You're giving me a sticker?

Tourmaline: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "Me-Wow."

Amari: I'm the head priestess of the Church of Loviator. I'm not a preschooler.

Tourmaline: *shrugs* fine, I'll take it back.

Amari: *snatches sticker* I earned this. Back off.

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Scottwick: im sorry i sneezed and accidentally liked ur post

Gluttony: and commented "damn daddy" on all my pictures?

Scottwick: ...i have the flu

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Umber: Woah woah woah, hold the fuck up.

Umber: Hold. The. Fuck. Up.

Umber:

Umber: I-it's me. I'm the fuck-up. Hold me, please.

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"It's time to forget the mistakes of the past, and start making the mistakes of the future!"

-Scottwick, probably

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"I suffered GREATLY in that town. Every day I was suffering. I was a goth in the summer. It sucked shit."

-Amari, probably

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Koal: I ship my fist with your face.

Koal: And it's about to be canon.

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Melancholy (looking sad): ...sometimes making tea is less about drinking it... and more ab it keeping you company...