#mod epon

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gabriel from ultrakill ☝️🤓

gabriel from ULTRAKILL works at mcdonalds!

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"my kid is normal!" ma'am you know he isnt in the first place. he photoshops characters working at a fastfood resteraunt.

"My son is normal!" sir your daughter pretends to be a city on the internet

[fictionkinfessional]

epon, im so sorry for what happened to you. when i first met your mother, i didnt know that a child would be created from her. im sorry that the first time we met was when she died and im sorry i left you- i was trying to protect you, but i dont expect you to forgive me because of that. the foundation was never supposed to find you, but im glad you were at least safe after they did. i did everything i could for you, but i know it wasnt enough. you dont ever have to forgive me. you shouldnt -clef

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

So, me and Spooky (@/brightest-ideas's mod) have this tendency to randomly come up with AUs; this is a drabble from one of them.

It isn't canon to the blogs, but I had fun writing it!

“Look at her… she’s so soft and squishy.”

Ash bumped Mikell with their shoulder playfully. “Hey, she’s our soft and squishy; don’t be mean.”

“I’m not bein’ mean.” He sat next to Ash on the bed, smiling gently at his joyfriend and daughter. Hospitals were generally uncomfortable—with the blinding white walls, flickering LEDs, and sterilizing cleaners—but Mikell had never seen anything more mesmerizing. “So beautiful…”

“She is.”

“I meant both of you, Ashie.” He kissed their forehead. “Can I hold her?”

Ash laughed softly, clearly in love and very, *very* tired from just delivering three babies. “Of course. She’s your daughter.”

At those words, he teared up.

He held tiny little Astra, asleep and swaddled, to his chest. “Hi, baby… Hi, my little girl… I’ve been wanting to meet you for so long. Oh, you have no idea how much love you’ve stumbled into, do you?”

He kissed Astra’s chubby little baby cheeks.

“Your brothers will be here soon, won’t they?” he cooed. “Yeah? Yeah, they’ll be here soon. I can’t wait for our family to finally be together… you and your brothers, your aunts and uncles, your gorgeous, amazing ren…”

“And your strong, beautiful papa,” Ash added.

“That’s me.” Mikell’s voice was a bit strained because of how widely he was smiling. “Yeah, I’m your papa.”

The doors opened; Mikell perking up and looking at the nurses reminded Ash of a meerkat or a curious puppy.

They watched on in amusement as Mikell wandered around the recovery room, two tiny bundles of blue blankets snug and safe in his arms, softly echoing what he’d been telling Astra, as if any of them could understand him.

Ash used to think of what happened to them—Dallas, their anomaly, the Foundation, being contained, losing their parents—as ruining their life; they used to feel like everything was taken from them.

But now?

“If only Adam and Evelyn could see me now. I finally did the one thing they wanted from me,” Mikell said. “Fell in love. Had kids.”

“But not the way they wanted,” Ash said, a little worried that Mikell was beginning to spiral.

“No.” Mikell kissed Ash. He looked so peaceful and content, more so than Ash had ever seen him when talking about his parents. “Not the way they wanted.”

Now, they had so much more. They still missed their parents, and it still upset them to think about how the people who raised them could forget them so easily, but they had their own family now: Mikell and his siblings, Jeremiah and Clef and their daughters, Min and Hank – and now, their own children.

Astra Sarah-Claire Gallagher. Rowan Jack Gallagher. Orion TJ Gallagher.

Aisling Deirdre Gallagher had never been happier and more at peace.

…At least until Jack, TJ, Clef, Jeremiah—the only responsible one, with Sarah and Claire in tow—Eliza, and Epon burst into the recovery room and woke the babies, causing them to squirm and whine and Mikell to gently hush them and soothe them back to sleep while glaring down the intruders.

Well, Ash was still happy anyway.

[ask-dr-cimmerian]

Intro post

About the blog

Ask blog for Dr Jeremiah Cimmerian, a spiritual continuation to @ask-dr-cimmerian-moved but starting from a clean slate. None of the plot points will be carried on from that blog.

OOC posts will be tagged mod.txt

Muses list:

Always open for questions:

Dr Jeremiah Cimmerian - 37 yrs old, he/him - cimm.txt

Dr Alto Clef - "42" yrs old, any pronouns except it/its - clef.txt

Temporary muses (Mirrors M!A):

Sword - Pokemon AU Cimmerian, she/he, 33 yrs old - sword.txt

Carl - Gods and Pawns AU Cimmerian, he/him, 69 yrs old - carl.txt

O5-13/The Meddler - O5!Cimmerian AU, they/it, 45 yrs old - medly.txt

Flower - Forget-Me-Nots AU Cimmerian, ze/e, 36 yrs old - flow.txt/flower.txt

Aquarius - God!Cimmerian AU, any pronouns, 300+ yrs old - aqua.txt

Fleck - SCP/swap AU Cimmerian, any neo pronouns, 37 yrs old - fleck.txt

My other blogs:

@three-troublemakers

@brightfamilyfarm

@brightest-ideas

@breakroom-shenanigans

@starlight-glare

Blogs I interact with:

(If you want to be added to the list, shoot me a message!)

@ask-iceberg

@ask-doctorbright

@ask-epon

@gate-gaurdian

@ask-scp-d-class

@ask-other-dr-cimmerian

@ask-scp-aisling

@ask-o5-1

@asko5-7

@evelyn-bright

@justanarsonist

@sleeping-pajamas

@asktj-bright

@ask-agent-diogenes

@n-chaos

@the-lost-cowboy

@ask-dr-gerald

@ask-sparkly-heart

@earth-b0y

Rules

Suggestive asks are okay but you must be 18+ and don’t go too hard into the nsfw territory, any very explicit asks will be deleted (and any suggestive asks, if they come up, will be tagged as #suggestive so anyone can block the tag (if your on mobile feel free to dm me if you need help with that)). I'm uncomfortable with any sort of suggestive/NSFW material coming from minors (for obvious reasons).

DNI with posts under #suggestive if you are a minor.

Injury or even attempts at murder are okay

M!As are fully welcome!

I'd kill for interactions with other ask blogs 💜

Any sort of shipping is fine and encouraged!

Please don't spam or clog up my inbox, I can't be on the blog 24/7. Chance is I'm busy or even preparing something for a bigger reply.

Short thing about the mod

My name’s Spooky, I’m 22 and I use any pronouns. My main scp blog is @cimmunist and my main is @tasmanianstripes! My Instagram is spooky.scary.thylacine, I sometimes post SCP things.

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1000-THR "Earthmover" works at mcdonalds

1000-THR "earthmover" from ULTRAKILL works at mcdonalds!

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Can I get uhhhhh Brainstorm from transformers mtmte

brainstorm from TRANSFORMERS MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE (MTME) works at mcdonalds!

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acht from splatoon

acht / dedf1sh from SPLATOON works at mcdonalds!

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Now could you do The Narrator from TSP works at mcdonalds?

the narrator from THE STANELY PARABE works at mcdonalds!

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Agent 4 from splatoon

agent 4 from SPLATOON works at mcdonalds!

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Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

bill cipher from GRAVITY FALLS works at mcdonalds!

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Kiana Kaslana from Honkai Impact 3rd works at McDonalds!

kiana kaslana from HONKAI IMPACT 3RD works at mcdonalds!

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Could you do Giovanni Potage from epithet erased??

giovanni potage from EPITHET ERASED works at mcdonalds!

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UHHH WILL WOOD FROM REAL LIFE

will wood works at mcdonalds!

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Al-an from Subnautica below zero?

al-an from SUBNAUTICA BELOW ZERO works at mcdonalds!

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loop from In Stars and Time

loop from IN STARS AND TIME works at mcdonalds!