#mochi FUCKIGN SCREAMS

[mochinomnoms]

HELLO????? TREY'S VOICE???? TREY CLOVER'S MORNING VOICE??????? HELLLLOOOOOOO????

SCREAMING

(you have to click and watch the video cause i cant embed twitter videos BUT TRUST IT'S LVOELY)

[headcanon-baby]

dear mr. min (fuck me, fuck you) pt. 1

jimin regrets everything in life. including sending the lengthy, hormonal, angst-filled shit letter to his future boss aka Agust D aka 'mr. min' aka, "fuck you joonie hyung, why can't you have uglier business friends????" AU that literally nobody asked for.

or

a series of 'professional' e-mails and texts between park jimin and a certain mr. min (as well as their totally useless 'best friends').

to: <agust d ride my d> from: <thicc ass>

subject: bitch, listen up

dear mr. min,

this is a very brief if otherwise straightforward note to tell you that turning up late or - should I say - FUCK YOU, NOT TURNING UP AT ALL - is seriously SO deeply unprofessional and rude af no matter how incompetent you think the person you’re interviewing is. shit, I know I’m just a student okay? a broke ass college student who doesn’t know what tf he’s doing in life, struggling with this shita ss med school degree because fuck my asian parents, seriously. and I’m currently having NO DICK at this point of my supposedly thriving college school life & I just broke up with my ex of 2 days and getting shit plastered with said ex in this crampy ass discount bar with no goddamn air conditioning regretting my life choices as I’m writing you this quaint and respectful email hoping you can take this beautiful ass of mine.

AND KISS IT GOODBYE.

BECAUSE SCREW YOU, MIN YOONGI. what authority(??!) do you have that lets you ditch a goddamn job interview i’ve been praying and wishing and shitting FOR FOR 2 NERVE WRACKING WEEKS OF MY LIFE do you know HOW MUCH ANXIETY I WAS GOING THRU AT THAT PERIOD. NO YOU FUCKIGN DON’T. and also no, FUCK YOU if you think I’m gonna be that pretty eye candy sitting in one corner waiting to suck your dick for a promotion CUZ I AIN’T THAT KINDA BOY HUNNY. I’m a manslut but I’m no goddamn whore I have standards okay *flips hair*. IDEC THAT YOU’RE A HOTSHOT NEW PRODUCER WHO’S BFFS WITH NAMJOON HYUNG. FUCK HIM, FUCK HIS PRETTY BOYFRIEND AND FINALLY FUCK YOU . GOODBYE.

xxx PARK JIMIN, THICCEST ASS IN BUSAN, SOUTH KOREA “you lost your chance to have this ass riding your dick now you gotta pay for it baby boy” - kim seokjin savage extraordinaire

maknae line fuckery ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) + hoseok

baby j guys i fucked up

g dragon can spit on me and i’d be ok w it see hyung dis is why u dont send angry drunk emails to your potential boss @3am in the morning

baby j then maybe u shouldn’t have broken up w me at @3am in the morning

g dragon can spit on me and i’d be ok w it I

taetaeTAETAETEA ayo ladies and gentleman, introducing park jimin throwin shade further than my yearly GPA

hoseokkie *claps*

taetaeTAETAETEA back to ur story tho chim how bad is it

taetaeTAETAETEA like hobi hyung drunk sexting his ex bad or

hoseokkie that was one. time.

taetaeTAETAETEA or kookie trying to get u drunk so u wouldnt kill him too hard for dumping u bad

g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it omg will u ever let that go

taetaeTAETAETEA hahax999 no thats what u get for breaking my bby chims heart u lil shit <3

baby j <3 <file attached>:

to: <agust d ride my d> from: <thicc ass> subject: bitch, listen up

im fucked thanks kookie :,)

hoseokkie hOLY SHIT HOLY HOOOO BOYYYYYYYY U AIN'T EVER GETTIN DAT JOB OR DAT D

hoseokkie bUT U'RE GETTIN SEOKJIN HYUNG'S SHADE OF APPROVAL i can FEEL IT

g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it hyung you're my hero ✧✧✧✧✧✧

baby j thanks but ur not forgiven ;,))))

g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it :c

baby j c:

taetaeTAETAETEA *rAGING APPLAUSE FROM HEAVEN&HELL, BITCHES* u went down but u WENT DOWN W HONOR THAT'S WHY WE'RE SLUTMATES CHIM

baby j *bows*

hoseokkie i"M SCREAMING

extras:

family support group

squishy mochi mama i made u proud <file attached>:

to: <agust d ride my d> from: <thicc ass> subject: bitch, listen up

(◕ᴗ◕✿)

✧✧✧prince of shade✧✧✧ tHAT'S MY BOY

joon.ie HYUNG NO.

inspired by the time i got accepted by a really promising graphic company and then they ended up never replying back. kudos to you guys. i fucking wish death upon your futures. *salt salt*