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1,300-Year-Old Throne Room For a ‘Powerful Woman’ Unearthed in Peru

Brushing away centuries of accumulated dirt, archaeologists in Peru painstakingly unearthed an ancient throne room, complete with a throne for a “powerful woman” and colorful decorations.

A joint team of Peruvian and U.S. archaeologists returned to Pañamarca this past summer for another season of excavations, according to a Sept. 24 news release from Pañamarca Digital, a research program dedicated to the site.

Pañamarca is a “monumental center” built by the ancient Moche culture who flourished “in the coastal valleys of northern Peru between about 350 and 850” A.D., archaeologists said. The site is known for its “colorful wall paintings.”

This year, archaeologists focused on excavating a hall with decorated walls — and the results surprised them.

The team uncovered a decorated adobe throne and several murals showing a woman wearing a crown and sitting on a throne. They identified the space as a 1,300-year-old throne room “of a powerful Moche woman associated with the moon goddess.”

Photos show the ancient throne adorned with “images related to the sea and the night sky, including a crowned woman with a rattle rendered as the crescent moon,” archaeologists said. The throne’s sides showed “figures of women spinning fiber.”

Archaeologists also noticed signs of use on the throne’s backrest, demonstrating “it was used for substantial periods of time during the 600s.

Four murals on the nearby walls and pillars showed a “powerful woman” sitting on a throne and “receiving visitors in procession,” researchers said and photos show.

Excavations also uncovered “greenstone beads, fine threads, and even human hair” in the first-of-its-kind throne room.

The evidence all points to a seventh-century woman leader of Pañamarca,” archaeologists said. “A throne room for a queen has never been seen before at Pañamarca, nor anywhere else in ancient Peru.”

The Pañamarca archaeological site is near Capellania, a coastal town in northern Peru, and a roughly 250-mile drive northwest of Lima.

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Ancient Peruvian Site Yields First-Ever Throne Room of a Female Ruler

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Discovery of Ancient Throne Room in Peru Reveals Powerful Female Ruler

Excavation of an Ancient Throne Room in Peru In a groundbreaking discovery, archaeologists in Peru have unearthed a monumental chamber adorned with intricate murals of serpents, alongside a pillared hall featuring a weathered throne. This remarkable site, known as Pañamarca, offers compelling evidence that a powerful woman held sway over this region more than 1,300 years ago. Pañamarca served as…

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On the ancient Hyrulean stone tablets

In Tears of the Kingdom, there's a sidequest you get relatively early called Messages from an Ancient Era, in which you are tasked with finding stone tablets hidden throughout Hyrule that contain Zonai-era first-hand accounts of the royal family. There are 13 in total to locate.

You yourself can't read them, and must take pictures of the tablets to take them to Wortsworth, a Zonai Survey Team historian who can read the ancient texts for you.

The problem with this is that he doesn't tell you what the tablets actually say; he reads their ancient Hyrulean as-is, then gives his own take. And it's a take which cuts out so much context from the original text.

Fortunately, I am a nerd.

Unnamed First Tablet

The ancient Hyrulean:

"Ones held y honore als hochmayde to kyng Rauru ond quen Sonia, thaerafter to his suster ond to princesse Zelda. "Her on thaes gret stan ond twelf mo withalle make y endite min time with the hyred roial. "So michte heore remembraunce preserven for the sake of him on whom oure hope raeste."

What Wortsworth tells you:

"It's short, but it's an introduction from a servant to Rauru and Sonia, the founding king and queen of Hyrule. "She also waited on the king's elder sister, Mineru, as well as someone named Zelda, and wrote of their daily lives in 13 tablets. "It couldn't be simpler! "I intend to more thoroughly research what this chamberlain hoped to convey in these ancient tablets."

The actual translation:

"Once held I honor as handmaid to king Rauru and queen Sonia, thereafter to his sister and to princess Zelda. "Here on this great stone and twelve more withall make I ending my time with the hired royal. "So might here remembrance preserve for the sake of him on whom our hope rests."

Account of a Celebration

The ancient Hyrulean:

"So swete the song of kyng Rauru, ond so grete the beaute of his susteres daunce, that wer min eies ond eres captif. "Ond so hende quen Sonias gasen on us alle, so felt y min herte als captif fallen. "Seruantes lyf, tho moche laboursum, han moche jolitee as welle. Longe be the lyf of the roial familie thaere y love so."

What Wortsworth tells you:

"This is an account of a party from those days. "It says King Rauru and his older sister sang and danced together while Queen Sonia looked on. "We think of royalty as austere and reserved, but these nobles amused themselves with song and dance. "But what a vivid recounting of a scene never before related in any history book… "The descriptions of their personalities and expressions make the ancient past feel alive again. "This stone tablet is a first-class find. Well done, dear chamberlain, in leaving behind this account for us. "I'm positively beside myself to think of how this story from the ancient past persevered so long to reach us today."

The actual translation:

"So sweet the song of king Rauru, and so great the beauty of his sister's dance, that were mine eyes and ears captive. "And so had queen Sonia's gaze on us all, so felt I mine heart also captive fallen. "Servant's life, though much laboursome, have much jollity as well. Long be the life of the royal family there I love so."

The Strong Queen and the Receptive King

The ancient Hyrulean:

"Sonia, quen to Hyrules kyng, bi birthe Hylian preesterresse, hirself yborn of londe, nat of skie aboven. "Speken she with open herte, eornest to alle, euen even to the Zonais kyng. "This kyng ythinke it gode aventure so to lerne of the londes folke. To sen his hed ybent to listenen is swich plesaunce."

What Wortsworth tells you:

"This one looks to be about Queen Sonia. It claims that Sonia was a priestess before marrying Rauru. "Despite his status as a Zonai, a people popularly thought to be gods, she would counsel him without any trepidation. "Moreover, Rauru heeded this counsel. "This account gives us firsthand knowledge of the nature of Queen Sonia and King Rauru's relationship. "Rauru found himself unexpectedly charmed by her strong will, and before long, they were married… "Er, that last bit isn't in the text. That's me speculating. "History rarely speaks of a person's character prior to being elevated to royalty. So I can't help but fantasize."

The actual translation:

"Sonia, queen to Hyrule's king, by birth Hylian priestess, herself born of land, not of sky above. "Speak she with open heart, earnest to all, even even[sic] to the Zonai's king. "This king thinks it a good adventure so to learn of the land's folk. To seen his head bent to listening is such pleasure."

The Harmonious Couple

The ancient Hyrulean:

"Oft wys Rauru, kyng of kene blade, weyve his werk real in faver of the hunte. "Ond oft queynt Sonia, quene of kene insight, seke out him and repaire this kyng to kyngly besynesse. "In hir sapience semes she divin, that she cunne him ever finde and for hes folly semes him the mor humain. "Ond the kyng? O, he laughe. Nat him hir equal for hir wit, he kunne. Ond the quen, she laughe to, als even she scolden."

What Wortsworth tells you:

"This is a tale of King Rauru. "Apparently, he would vacate his official business from time to time in order to go out hunting. "I had the impression he was a stricter, more serious king, but I guess he had a lighter side as well. "However, Queen Sonia was always a step ahead. She would put a stop to King Rauru's hunts and bring him back. "We rarely get a glimpse into the down-to-earth side of royalty in this way. It's an important find, to be sure."

The actual translation:

"Oft was Rauru, king of keen blade, leave his work real in favor of the hunt. "And oft quaint Sonia, queen of keen insight, seek out him and repair this king to kingly business. "In her sapience seems she divine, that she can him ever find and for his folly seems him the more human. "And the king? Oh, he laughs. Not him her equal for her wit, he knows. And the queen, she laughs too, as even she scolds."

A Pilgrimage of Light

The ancient Hyrulean:

"The kyng was late y-come this aven, so maked the quene to sharen tales of hir lond, of shirines al grene yglouen. "Of erli daies sinnes Hyrules funding have diverse monstres hir reaume biseged ond assaylled. "Uncesinge in striffe, thei broughte to despeir folkes lyfen. Kyng ond quen ysete thamselue to bringen scurge to ende. "With might of light ond pouere, driven abak ybeen, ond the roial couple made thes shirines to selen him awei. "Thes holi selen ben yclept Shirines of Light. "Gret kyng, grete quen, y thank ye. Ye foughte whan y wer maiden-child, that y kude pes toknouen."

What Wortsworth tells you:

"The subject here is the actions King Rauru and Queen Sonia undertook not long after Hyrule's founding. "With the kingdom established, they were worried for their people, so they set out to eradicate the monsters troubling them. "They created structures called Shrines of Light to seal the monsters away so that they could never be revived. "There's more here about light…and time too… The sense I get is that the two of them may have had supernatural powers. "Though it's part of ancient history, it's a feat those of us living today should still be grateful for. Truly an important discovery."

The actual translation:

"The king was late to come this evening, so made the queen to share tales of her land, of shrines all green glowing. "Of early days since Hyrule's founding have diverse monsters her realm besieged and assailed. "Unceasing in strife, they brought to despair folks' lives. King and queen set themselves to bringing scourge to end. "With might of light and power, driven aback they been, and the royal couple made these shrines to seal him away. "These holy seals been called Shrines of Light. "Great king, great queen, I thank you. You fought when you were maiden-child, that I could peace to know."

The Researcher Mineru

The ancient Hyrulean:

"Queynte Mineru, the kynges elder suster, falles so dep in hir bokes swich that she oft foryetes to eten. "In min wieried wei don y what much y con, but y fer haven that it ben litel avail. "Of late treteth she of 'constructes,' thinges did she make with her hondes as vessel for spirit whan bodi-lich failen. "So, seyde she, might she liven longe, in spiret yhused within this 'construct.' "Though Mineru ne semes to holden ani deceyte… Bi my feith, y kan nat als trouthe thes wordes bileven"

What Wortsworth tells you:

"Here, we learn a bit about Mineru. "It says that she neglected to eat or sleep while making something called a…construct? "It was part of her research into a means of returning to life as a spirit possessing a new body, should her original one die. "To you or I, this sounds less like history and more like some sort of ghost story. "But remember who we're dealing with. They may have had unfathomable powers that made such things possible. "The revelation that Mineru was a fellow researcher makes her feel like a kindred spirit to me, and yet… "The chamberlain who inscribed these tablets treats Mineru with such care and kindness that it warms my heart."

The actual translation:

"Quaint Mineru, the king's elder sister, falls so deep in her books such that she oft forgets to eat. "In my worried way do I what much I can, but I fear have that it be little avail. "Of late treats she of 'constructs,' things did she make with her hands as vessel for spirit when body lies fallen. "So, said she, might she live long, in spirit housed within this 'construct.' "Though Mineru nay seems to hold any deceit… By my faith, I can not also truth these words believe."

The Foreign Princess

The ancient Hyrulean:

"Ful fyn is the weder this morn, ond have y audience with theos princes seyd ben kin bi fer distaunt yeres to quene Sonia. "Bi gras has she been given a name most swete, of Zelda she ben yclept. "In certain folk stered suspecioun, for straunge wer hir garnementes ond sodein wer her aparaunce. "Yet wolde hir contenonce ond bering maked proof of hir right blod and bond to quene Sonia. "Als be Zelda to remainen for a wile with us, y wil mi-self als hochmayde offre ekein hir servis."

What Wortsworth tells you:

"This is another fascinating entry. "If my translation is correct, the Zelda described here is Sonia's distant relative. "According to this, she arrived in Hyrule unexpectedly from another kingdom. It seems she was a beautiful princess. "Her strange clothing perplexed the people of Hyrule, and many were suspicious of her at first. "But this Zelda had such an undeniable air of nobility that those who doubted she was of royal birth were soon silenced. "Note how clearly this conveys the writer's feelings regarding Zelda. "Once it was clear Zelda would be staying, she applied to be chamberlain to the princess. That suggests real admiration."

The actual translation:

"Full fine is the weather this morning, and have I audience with this princess said be kin by for distant years to queen Sonia. "By grace has she been given a name most sweet, of Zelda she been called. "In certain folk stirred suspicion, for strange were her garments and sudden were her appearance. "Yet would her countenance and bearing make proof of her right blood and bond to queen Sonia. "As be Zelda to remain for a while with us, I will myself as handmaid offer asking her service."

The Free-Spirited Zelda

The ancient Hyrulean:

"Princesse Zelda recent comes to sen Mineru, the kynges elder suster. I com eck, for hir to seruen. "Todai cam hit ipassen that Mineru sheued to Zelda construct althergrettest y hav ysen. "Zelda, she much desired on hit to riden, ond ne conne nat y seien coust hir stoppen. Though I dyde protesten. Loudli. "Neuer the lesse she made to sitten heighe upon the constructes sculdres ond to riden like an hors, al ful of grace. "Min lausion, so graunt alredy, dyde grouen al the mor."

What Wortsworth tells you:

"The subject here is Zelda and Mineru. "Zelda apparently visited Mineru often to assist with her research. "I have no idea what kind of thing this 'construct' that allowed people to ride on it was. "But Zelda rode it so well that our author the chamberlain was again impressed by her skill at everything she tried. "That's the long and short of it here. "But more than the narrative, what strikes me is the back and forth between the chamberlain and Zelda. "The chamberlain tried to warn Zelda of the danger, but Zelda pushed past her and rode the construct anyway. 'It's short but so evocative of both the level of technology found in this era and the character of their visitor Zelda. "The 'treasure' found in these stone tablets is the pearls of wisdom and nuggets of personality contained within."

The actual translation:

"Princess Zelda recent comes to see Mineru, the king's elder sister. I come with¹, for her to serve. "Today came it pass that Mineru showed to Zelda construct of the greatest I have seen. "Zelda, she much desired on it to ride, and nay could not I say cause her stop. Though I did protest. Loudly. "Never the less she made to sit high upon the construct's shoulders and to ride like a horse, all full of grace. "My laudation², so great already, did grow all the more."

The Latest Trend

The ancient Hyrulean:

"Facioun nou favereth garnementes adourned with muscheron patrons, ond fer ond wid beon thei wern. "This tast for mucheeron com of the casteles seamestre, who sogte to seuen clethes for princesse Zelda to plesen. "This facioun, Zelda telled to the seamestre, waere in hir treu hom wel loved. "In hir tim werd everichon patrons of bright hewes, in the shap of mucheron. "Anou our hende semestre set herte on thes patrons copien, which sele to mani happi persoune. "Y seche after som for min one but ne coude nat an on yfenden."

What Wortsworth tells you:

"Here we learn something about the fashion trends of that era. "The story's catalyst is their Zelda telling a tailor about the mushroom-patterned outfits becoming popular in her homeland. "Intrigued, the tailor fashioned some clothing in that vein, and it caught on in ancient Hyrule. "Do you know Cece from Hateno Village? Imagine the look on her face if she were to find out! "They say that trends go in cycles, but… I didn't expect mushroom patterns to have been in fashion so long ago! "One last thing about the chamberlain… "Her interest in fashion shows there was more to her than devoted service. She was just like anyone else in the kingdom."

The actual translation:

"Fashion now favors garments adorned with mushroom patterns, and far and wide be they worn. "This taste for mushroom come of the castle's seamstress, who sought to sew clothes for the princess Zelda to please. "This fashion, Zelda told to the seamstress, were in her true home well loved. "In her time were everywhere patterns of bright hues, in the shape of mushroom. "And now our head seamstress set heart on these patterns copied, which sell to many happy persons. "I seek after some for my own but nay could not a one find."

An Ancient Ghost Story

The ancient Hyrulean:

"Of late have y herd it told a straunge ladi walkes around the castel in derk of night. "She ond princesse Zelda semes als twinnes two, but this on nadda ne light in hir eien—mor als a ded thing than not. "When she is asked about thes walkes, princesse Zelda of that ben no-thing remembren. "What monstre, or spirit of derknesse, be this visioun? So afeard y am of min imagenninges that y con nat slepen."

What Wortsworth tells you:

"This one is an ancient ghost story. "My understanding of ancient Hyrulean isn't perfect, but I know a ghost story when I see one. "It's a firsthand account of a ghostly or maybe corpse-like woman who appeared each night looking just like their Zelda. "No matter the era, it seems, people can't resist sharing a good ghost story. "A bit like how there have been eyewitness accounts of our Princess Zelda in the newspaper, even though she's missing… "Could our Zelda be a ghost too? No…of course not."

The actual translation:

"Of late have I heard it told a strange lady walks around the castle in dark of night. "She and princess Zelda seem as twins two, but this one has no light in her eyes—more as a dead thing than not. "When she is asked about these walks, princess Zelda of that been nothing remembered. "What monster, or spirit of darkness, be this vision? So afraid I am of my imaginings that I cannot sleep."

For the Hero's Sake

The ancient Hyrulean:

"Sith hire founding has Hyrule swich hardshippe ysene, but that is onli smale moment of time. "Mineru, the kynges elder suster, seyes of this kyngdom that hit ne mot nat awaren aye be ycaccht, nat evenforth fer futur. "Princesse Zelda tells hire that this futur be wrat alredi, that a champioun bith from the skie comen. "Bitwene the two, thei imaked to finden a wei this champioun in that distaunt time to ohelpen. "Her min treuthe, sogte thei to up-reisen the Temple of Time, into the skie to warden hit onyenes ivil. "Al dyden so in fer distaunt dai, our kingdom mighte be safed. "In min herte y woot y helpen mot, ond y asked of Mineru, canst yow devyse the menes to upreisen in the skie thaes stane. "Min wordes iseie nat enow, but thei thaes memorie safen, of the roial familie, heigh in the skie for that future time."

What Wortsworth tells you:

"That one is all about the feats that Zelda performed for the sake of the hero. "The details are unclear, but essentially, the chamberlain trusted in Mineru and Zelda's predictions and wanted to help. "She put forth the suggestion to Mineru to build a mechanism that could make her stone tablets float in the sky. "Which I take it are the very tablets you found, Link? But it doesn't end there. "If my translation is correct, it suggests that their Zelda worked with Mineru to raise the Temple of Time into the sky! "The idea of the Temple of Time—a grand edifice built in that ancient era—being lifted to the skies to await a hero… "Although given the appearaance of the sky islands after the Upheaval, perhaps it's not so far-fetched as it seems. "What must it have been like for the chamberlain to live through such miraculous times?"

The actual translation:

"Since her founding has Hyrule such hardship seen, but that is only small moment of time. "Mineru, the king's elder sister, says of this kingdom that it nay may not aware it be caught, not even for the far future. "Princess Zelda tells her that this future be wrought already, that a champion be from the sky comes. "Between the two, they made to find a way this champion in that distant time to help. "Her my truth, sought they to up-risen the Temple of Time, into the sky to ward it against evil. "All done so in far distant day, our kingdom might be saved. "In my heart I want to help more, and I asked of Mineru, can you devise the means to uprisen in the sky these stones. "My words I see not now, but they these memories safe, of the royal family, high in the sky for that future time."

The Day the Land Rose

The ancient Hyrulean:

"Swich wondrous sight y hav bihelden that ne con hit nat justil be described. "The Temple of Time y sawe, ond al londe yheld it, reisen to the skie, both ferful ond majestatic. "As princesse Zelda itold mi, in fer distaunt future comes a champioun to that place, the hope that Hyrule safen. "For that champioun be hit that y thes grete stane inscriben. "The kynges elder suster, Mineru, sendes nou thes stane to the skie, that the champioun mought hem ireden."

What Wortsworth tells you:

"This is an eyewitness account of the day the Temple of Time floated into the sky. "It's a landmark discovery for the history of Hyrule. It may be one of the top 10 most important discoveries of all time! "Even among all the breathtaking displays of power we knew of from the era, to raise the land and its buildings into the sky… "That was a feat impressive even to those accustomed to wonders. You can tell as much from this account. "Zelda predicted that a hero would appear in the land they raised into the sky and that he would save Hyrule. "The chamberlain took this on faith and wanted to know how she could help. "So she inscribed these records on the stone tablets that Mineru sent into the sky. "Give me a moment. I need to view these accounts as a historian and not get so swept up in personal sentiments…"

The actual translation:

"Such wonderous sight I have beheld that nay can it not just be described. "The Temple of Time I saw, and all land held it, risen to the sky, both fearful and majestic. "As princess Zelda told me, in far distant future comes a champion to that place, the hope that Hyrule is safe. "For that champion be it that I these great stones inscribe. "The king's elder sister, Mineru, sends now these stones to the sky, that the champion might him read."

A Parting Resolve

The ancient Hyrulean:

"Rauru, Hyrules kyng. Sonia, hir quen. His elder suster, Mineru. Ond eek princesse Zelda. "Al whom y served, ond loved. Al whom thurghhon. Alon kerv y thes wordes upon this stan. "This stan, ond al thritene, serven als roial families recorde, min werk final, ful-wroht for al age. "Mani the mark made bi thes much biloved peples—som eth-sene, som unsene. "Whan y make remembraunce of hir markes, fele y flaume of hope, though ful small, within mi. "Hit be als though thes markes som graunt design describen. "I ne con nat met princesse Zelda hir lov for hir londe. What mor than, ask y, can y do for Hyrules peples. "Let min lyf lede mi fro hennes-forth an answere ful-worthi to this questioun."

What Wortsworth tells you:

"It seems this is the last of the records. "The royals whom the chamberlain served so faithfully were gone, one by one… "It's heartrending to read. Her pain comes across so clearly in her words. "What's less clear from these entries is the cause of all these partings… "Well, each new mystery is an opportunity to do more research. If I keep digging, someday I'll unravel it."

The actual translation:

"Rauru, Hyrule's king. Sonia, her queen. His elder sister, Mineru. And the princess Zelda. "All whom I served, and loved. All whom they're gone. Alone carve I these words upon this stone. "This stone, and all thirteen, serve as royal family's record, my work final, full-wrought for all ages. "Many the mark made by these much beloved peoples—some as seen, some unseen. "When I make remembrance of her marks, feel I a flame of hope, though full small, within me. "It be as though these mark some grand design described. "I nay can not meet princess Zelda her love for her land. What more than, ask I, can I do for Hyrule's peoples. "Let my life lead me for hence-forth an answer full-worthy to this question."

And that is all thirteen slabs translated.

¹ "Eck" has no apparent equivalent, but can be guessed to mean "with" from context.

² "Laudation" might not be correct; failing to translate "lausion" in English, I turned my switch to French mode, and the word that took its place was "admiration." "Laudation" was the closest related word with similar letters.

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More of the Oldest Names of People That We Still Know

3170 BCE:

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Iry-Hor (or maybe Iry-Ro): Pre-Dynastic Pharaoh of Upper (Southern) Egypt. His seal and glyphs with his name were found on them in the 1980s and 1990s and 2012. He is the earliest pharaoh we know the name of. He likely ruled from Hierakonpolis over Abydos, maybe up as far as Memphis. His name was found was on at least 22 pottery jars as well as at least five name cylinder seals. An inscription mentioning him was also found in the Sinai, leading credence to his being Pharaoh, which had been under contention until the most recent discoveries.

3050 BCE:

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Neithhotep was a queen-consort whose name was surrounded by a serekh, which led Egyptologists to think she was an unknown pharaoh. It is now thought that she was wife to Hor-Aha and mother and co-regent to Djer, though she might have been pharaoh. She had many titles, which included "Foremost of the Women" and "Consort of the Two Ladies" (the Two Ladies being the goddesses Wadjet and Nekhbet, who were the goddesses that represented Lower and Upper Egypt respectively). Her name was found in Abydos, Naqada, and Sinai. She was buried in a large tomb that had a cultic enclosure. Her reign, along with Merineith, another First Dynasty Queen Regent and possible pharaoh, is causing Egyptologists rethink their idea that women only rarely ever reigned. She is also the first women whose name we still know.

1250 BCE:

Direct records in China didn't show up until the Shang Dynasty, making the first Chinese person we have their name written in their time is Cheng Tang, born Zi Lü 太祖. His name is recorded as Tai Yi 太乙 on oracle bones sometimes as Da Yi 大乙 and his temple name is Taizu 太祖, and is given the nickname Tang the Perfect. His rule was thought to be a good one for China and he was the founder of the Shang Dynasty.

90 CE:

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The oldest name in the Americas we've found is the Myan name Yax Ehb Xook, also known as Yax Moch Xok and Yax Chakte'l Xok, founded and was lord of the Myan city State of Tikal (in present day Guatemala) and ruled around 90 CE. We only know about his reign through archaeological evidence and remembrances made by those who followed him as well as by his gpyph. His name translates to 'first step shark?'

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Okay two ideas for Toxic!Sona x Miguel

The first being Venom!Moche:

Moche is infected with venom by the Spanish Army and passes out. When she wakes up the voice in her head is unknowingly replaced with Aia, so she basically accepts the symbiote right away without second guessing

Or

A Potential New Sona that's just evil in general without venom

The Widow:

A sona named just The Widow.

Her husband (not Miguel) worked for Alchamax but died, leaving her a widow. Since she was alone with no kids Alchamax decided to secretly experiement on her. Since no one would really notice or miss her.

So they tested on her the spider that turned her from a widow into The Widow

She meets Miguel and joins the Society and they get together. And she feels really safe and proud of herself.

Because in her eyes she went from a 'lowly widow' to, basically what she sees as ruling everything everywhere all at once

Going from alone in her empty house drunk on wine, to overseeing the most powerful beings in the universe.

She LOVES canon events. Canon made her a fucking queen.

She's on her Jobu Tupaki shit

She's finally happy cause nothing can catch her off guard ever again. She can always be one step ahead. They're the canon now. SHE'S the canon now.

She went from nobody to the one of the only two who gets a say.

All thanks to Miguel - who she actually likes but is also of course gaming cause she sees him as unbelievably thoughtless and soft in a lot of bad areas.

She's not evil. She understands his loss. She actually empathizes. That's what they bond over.

but If SHE can't be with a variant of HER HUSBAND because he says she can't, then she will make damn sure he is running everything as militantly.

If she has to put up with the grief so does everybody else including him.

She's the one who he sends to deal with members like Gwen who cause an anamoly for any reason. Even accident.

She does the 'uh huh, oh is that so?' thing he does. He gets it from her.

After he sends Gwen home and he's all angry she just goes 'So how he'd know two days?'

And Miguel goes silent.

Because he was the one who told Miles.

And she just smiles and goes "So this is your fault? This is because of your stupidity. Your thoughtlessness. And you're here, throwing a fit like a child? Is that how you want me to treat you, like a insulate, incompetent, emotional CHILD?"

And suddenly it's all flipped on him. It's not Gwens fault or Peter's or Jess's or Miles' it's HIS

That'd hit him like a TRAIN.

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So uh yeah.

Widow kinda became her own thing there. Ahem. But imagine.

IMAGINE

I can ship two OCs with one character and have them exist on two different timelines in which the other does not exist who says I can't

OCS JUST BE SPAWNING IN MY HEAD I'M SORRY I'm promise I'm not doing this on purpose like excuse me y'all this is not a Fortnite lobby

[nordseehexe]

Grimoir

This is a collection of myths, deities and rituals in either english or german language.

German

Mythologie

Deutschland

Nordsee

Ekke Nekkepem

Die Wellenmädchen

Nestis und ihre Ahnherrinnen

Die Regentrude

Die lange Anna (nicht authentisch)

Amerika

Der Inka Pantheon

Mystische Orte der Inka

Ix Chel

Heidentum

Strömungen des Neuheidentums

Neopaganismus

Wicca

Mittlerer Osten

Magie im Islam

Die drei Göttinnen von Mekka

Das Zoroasthentum

Nordafrika & arabischer Raum

Banturegion

Südafrika

Griechischer Pantheon

Nemesis

Eris/Discordia

Römischer Pantheon

Symbolik

Apotropaion

Augenidole

Die zwölf Archetypen

Rituale & Zauber

Ritual der männlichen Impotenz

Der böse Blick

Atzmann Gedicht

Schutzöl für Empathen

Hoodoo/Voodoo

Goofer Dust

Lougawu

Heilsteine

Brekzienjaspis

Pflanzen

Birnbaum

Rezepte aus der Natur

Deo mit Salbei

Waschmittel aus Asche

Fichtenharzsalbe

English

Spells & Rituals

Storm calling

Spell of courage and strengh

Don't mess with me tongue spell with Orisha Oya (prob. black magick)

Female Rituals

Chinese Gu

Incenses

Empath Protection Oil

Protection Oil

Summer Solstace Simming Pot

Mythology

The Americas

The Nazca Pantheon

The Mayan Pantheon

The Moche/Chimu Pantheon

Huaca de luna creation legend

Germany

Frau Perchta

Greek/Roman Pantheon

Nike/Victoria

Dike

Circe

Eris

Middle East

The First Words God Spoke To Eve

Ishtar

Ancient Egypt

The actual names of the egyptian gods

Somalia

Queen Araweelo

Hoodoo/Voodoo

Women mistaken for lougawu

Symbols

Master the devil archetype

Zsuzsanna Budapest about Dianic Wicca

[claudehenrion]

JO Paris 2024 : une ouverture… sur le néant...

La convention entre nous est précise : l'été, ce blog devient hebdomadaire... ''sauf nécessité''. J'ai un peu hésité avant d'écrire quelque chose sur la cérémonie d'ouverture des Jeux Olympiques de 2024, ce moment de honte et de déshonneur. J'en avais envie autant que j'étais dégoûté de m'abaisser à commenter un tel étalage de saletés. Quelques demandes de lecteurs ont fait taire cette fausse pudeur. Et puis les sondages : 83% de satisfaits (ceux, sans doute, qui regardent le doigt de celui qui montre la lune...), mais 72% de dégoûtés... les gens ne savent plus ! On avait cru ''toucher le fond'' avec l'Eurovision 2024... mais il ne faut jamais douter de la dangerosité du progressisme et de la perversité des progressistes !

J'avoue avoir été rassuré par la levée de boucliers mondiale qui a condamné sans appel cette infâme ''wokerie''  française : même les évêques catholiques français, peu habitués à un tel courage et à une telle conviction, ont trouvé à redire, timidement (''le spectacle était beau, mais...''). Et le plus ridicule a –comme souvent, voire comme toujours-- été notre Méchencon : comblé au début, il a retourné sa veste lorsqu'on lui a confirmé que l'Islam condamnait de tels blasphèmes... et il s'est alors con-fondu (je tiens à ce tiret !) en tweets contre ceux qui ont pratiqué ce soir-là son sport préféré : taper sans limite sur l'église, la foi et les croyants...

Mais revenons à nos moutons –qui sont des moutons enragés. Il ne fait pas de doute que les 2 milliards et quelque de chrétiens, de par le monde, ont été humiliés par le spectacle décadent dirigé contre eux par ceux qui pratiquent au quotidien toutes les horreurs qu'ils essaient d'imputer à cette religion... dont ils ne savent rien et qu'ils assimilent donc à leurs mœurs dépravées et à leurs pratiques décadentes... Car ce que ces pornographes ont étalé n'avait rien à voir avec une célébration de l'esprit sportif : cette enfilade de scènes provocantes et perturbantes était une tartinade d'extrémisme woke. Tous les poncifs, les lieux commun et les contre-vérités cent fois démontrées fausses étaient au rendez-vous de cette misère de la pensée... Il ne manquait pas un seul des clichés cent fois éculés, sauf l'incontournable ''bonne-sœur-en-cornette'', obligée des défilés LGBT etc... ! Que ces ''créatifs'' peuvent donc manquer d'imagination ! Ils sont nuls !

Seuls points ''nouveaux'' (= ceux dont on se serait le mieux passé !) : Marie Antoinette en rose et rouge, mais décapitée (c'est charmant !), l’ostension d'une relation de trouple (= un ''couple à 3''. Que c'est frais et romantique !), ou des hommes qui s’apprêtent à copuler ensemble (quel joli spectacle pour les enfants !)... sont autant d'insultes à la décence et au respect humain. Question suivante : quel rapport peut-il y avoir entre l’esprit sportif et ces mises en scène provocantes.... si ce n'est le désir de ''dé-catholiciser'' un peu plus, par ce spectacle d'une extrême indécence, et de choquer les ''conservateurs'' –qui n'ont jamais mérité autant qu'aujourd'hui d'être écrits, à jamais, en un seul mot ?

Le tableau de la Cène, honteusement souillé avec des drag queens en un soi-disant défilé de mode... les éléments de disco et les performances (?) de Lady Gaga... la scène où Jésus est remplacé par une femme obèse LGBT... la représentation grotesque de Marie-Antoinette dont la tête coupée parlait, ou l'inclusion d'un homme nu (laid, gras et suiffeux, moche à faire peur) peint en bleu Schtroumpf (il paraît que ça se voudrait ''inclusif''. En quoi ?) s'ajoutent à l'insulte aux français qu'est le coût de cette prétentieuse décadence, à un moment où la Nation n'arrive pas à se dépêtrer d'une crise immense due, comme par hasard, à l'impéritie absolue des inspirateurs de cette gigantesque clownerie dégueulasse... On attendait d'eux une description de ''la France recevant le monde'', et on a eu ''la France telle qu'ils voudraient la voir disparaître''... Le monde, en fait, a tranché : c'est NON !

Le coût de cette cérémonie est un outrage pour les contribuables. Le budget initial de 122 millions d'euros pour la cérémonie a explosé, avec un coût total des Jeux désormais estimé à 11 milliards d'euros. La France, déjà endettée à hauteur de 3.100 milliards d'euros, gaspille ses ressources dans un spectacle de débauches même pas tentantes. Les cachets extravagants (700.000 € pour Aya Nakamura, 2 millions pour Céline Dion (unique joli moment, dans ce cauchemar), sans oublier Lady Gaga et l'océan des inconnus grassement rémunérés pour cette horreur, alors que de nombreux français peinent à joindre les deux bouts) illustrent un mépris total pour la réalité économique du pays. Que les ''gros sous'', pourtant, ne nous fassent pas oublier le ridicule de notre belle Garde Républicaine se trémoussant sans grâce autour de la chanteuse sans voix Aya Nakamura, dans un mélange incongru où ce symbole de la République a été associé à la déchéance des traditions républicaines, et où la dignité de la France a été bafouée dans une scène qui ridiculise son image, son Histoire, et son honneur.

Ce mélange de diversité perverse, de féminisme déplacé et mortifère, de wokisme destructeur de toute humanité, de fausse inclusion et de clichés à prétention culturelle... ne fait que diviser plutôt qu'unir. Ce n'est pas ce que l'on attend des Jeux Olympiques, qui devraient être un moment de rassemblement et de célébration des valeurs universelles du sport. Comme le disait récemment Henda Ayari : ''Si c’est ça, le Nouveau Monde qu’on nous propose, je n'en veux pas : je préfère faire machine arrière…''. Cette musulmane (connue pour son rôle important dans le scandale dit ''Tarik Ramadan'') ajoute : ''En tant que femme, je tiens à défendre nos valeurs de liberté, d'égalité et de fraternité, et les racines chrétiennes de notre pays, même si je ne suis pas chrétienne. Ces racines font partie intégrante de notre identité nationale et méritent d'être respectées. Nous devrions être plus nombreux à soutenir nos frères chrétiens face à ces attaques. Les Jeux Olympiques doivent être un moment de fierté et d'inspiration, et non un spectacle de débauche et de provocation imposé par un extrémisme woke qui fait penser à un remake de Sodome et Gomorrhe, et qui marque la déchéance de notre société et de ses valeurs''.

Sa conclusion est un appel vibrant qui devrait réveiller nos consciences endormies, hébétées, et comme droguées : ''Les chrétiens et les patriotes français qui sont attachés à nos valeurs et à la dignité humaine doivent se réveiller. Ils doivent réagir, refuser de se laisser piétiner et dénoncer ces abus, et pas seulement sur les réseaux sociaux, il faut agir concrètement ! Il est temps de rétablir le respect et la dignité lors d’événements importants et de leur rendre leur véritable sens''. Tant qu'une seule voix comme celle-ci se lèvera et se fera entendre dans les borborygmes vulgaires des ennemis de l'humanité et de toute civilisation... l'espoir ne sera pas définitivement perdu...

H-Cl.

[subskz]

NEW SUBSKZ LEE KNOW FIC JUST DRAWPED WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

ngl missus rin might have 2 borrow yr mans for a bit bcuz WHEW 😮‍💨 the ladies nd gays aint lying when they talk about yr minho fics like they always got that je ne sais quoi tht makes them saur fucken scrumptious omfg that part when y/n pushes the popsicle in his mouth and it left the teeth marks,,,, and the mf TEASINGGG tell me why i went fucking insane when she was licking it off his thighs…. dawg.

btw did i ever say how good you are wit #buildup in yr fics like you always got me like a rabid dog before the smut even starts 🫡by gawd girlie queen you’ve done it again i missed yr writing SAUR MOCH song of the fucken summer fr 🫶🏽

YES HAHA temporarily escaped the pits of channie hell just for this…we’ll probably fall back in eventually but for now we are so back 😼 thank u very much babe it’s so flattering to me when u say my lino fics have a certain quality to them! i have a lot of fun writing him so it makes me happy that you enjoy it too ♡

the teeth marks were definitely a guilty pleasure heh lino n his cute lil bunny teeth…i think i have to mention them every time or i’ll die -_-; you are more than welcome to borrow lino…u can even keep him if ur able to tolerate him for more than a day~ and that’s such a sweet compliment thank you!! buildup is one of my favorite things to write esp in this case where it’s lino getting worked up hehe. ur the absolute sweetest i missed writing a lot too, getting to read ur thoughts is always the best gift to come back to!! ^_^

[brightside00]

Women throughout history!!

do you know that :

_Queen Vanden ordered the imprisonment of her personal barber for 3 years so that no one would know that her hair had turned gray.

_ Queen Victoria ordered the streets of the English city of Copenhagen to be sprayed with cologne to celebrate her and Prince Albert’s visit to her in 1845.

_ The Virgin Queen, Queen Elizabeth I, Queen of Britain, sat on the throne when she was a virgin at the age of twenty-five. She remained queen for 45 years, during which she gave all her love to her country. She was even averse to marriage, and she always said... that I would rather beg without marriage than To be a married queen

_ Anne of Berlin, wife of King Henry VIII, used to wear gloves constantly in summer and winter in order to hide a sixth finger on her hand.

_ Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt, would eat a piece of cantaloupe seasoned with garlic when she wanted to stimulate her appetite.

- If Catherine the Great wanted to make herself happy, she would order her feet to be tickled...and she would drink five cups of coffee for her breakfast.

_ Mary Theresa, Empress of Austria, was one of the happiest mothers, as she was the mother of sixteen boys and girls, including two emperors and three queens.

_ Lulia Paulina, wife of Caesar Caligula, was wearing dresses whose price was no less than $200,000, in addition to a pearl necklace that was worth $3,500,000.

_ Enzi Castor, wife of Piedra I, Queen of Portugal, was assassinated by an individual. When her husband became king, he took her body out of the grave, installed her on the throne, and told his people that she was the Queen of Portugal. She became the first queen to rule her people after her death.

Queen Margaret of Austria, wife of Philip III, refused to receive a gift given to her by the owners of silk stockings, and she severely rebuked them for their gift. Their anger and loneliness disappeared after they learned that the Queen of Spain hated her thin legs.

_ Wilhelmina Maria, Princess of Orange Denassau, later became Queen of the Netherlands, and when she abdicated the throne in 1948, her wealth was estimated at 500,000,000.

_ When Cleopatra ascended to the throne of Egypt after the death of her father, Ptolemy M .

_ Moche Thean was a maid in the imperial palace in China, and after a while she became the Empress of China after killing her sister, brother, mother, and the emperor.

Empress Eugenie, wife of Napoleon III: She did not wear shoes, no matter how expensive they were, more than once.

_ Elizabeth, Queen of Austria, would not sleep until she had wrapped her waist with a handkerchief soaked in water, because she believed that this handkerchief would keep her waist slim and fit.

The Tsarina of Russia once sentenced one of the princes who conspired against her to become like a chicken, so she brought a cage and put it inside a group of eggs and forced him to enter the cage, sit on top of the eggs, and shout like a chicken.

_ Christian Erharden, Queen of Poland, remained queen for thirty years, from 1697 - 1727, even though she never set foot in Poland.

_ Daisy Clary, the daughter of a Marseille merchant, was engaged to three soldiers, each of whom later became king: the first soldier, Napoleon Bonaparte, and the second, Joseph Bernadotte, but she married Bernadotte, who assumed the throne of Sweden.

_ German Duchess Marie August was receiving her official guests while sitting in the bathtub.

[ecle-c-tic]

Songs for fairies for the whimsical and magical @thislookinyoureyes

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Just to preface this, fairies in gaelic (and I think more broadly celtic) folklore are mischievous, deadly, and not to be trifled with. I included some songs that sound light and airy like 'normal' fairies and then a few heavier Gàidhlig songs about the daoine sìth/sìthichean (fairies)

I know it might not be the typical fairy vibes, but I hope you still enjoy it! Thank youuuu so much for requesting, Mathilde! J'espère que cette playlist vous plaira! (<- J'ai essayé de pratiquer à nouveau mon français et ce verbe semble faux) 😭

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Galadriel [Bear McCreary]

Elrond Half-Elven [Bear McCreary] 

Heart of a Hero [Chance Thomas] 

Fate and Destiny [Patrick Doyle] 

May You Have [Bonnie Grace] 

Arabesque no. 1 [Debussy] 

Land’s End [Michael Rooney] 

Spring Shower [Felice Manzi]

Moonsong [ Adrian Von Ziegler]

Primavera [Ludovico Einaudi]

Plus tot [Alexandra Streliski]

Tir-nan-Og [Trad]

Gaol Ise Gaol I [Trad/Kathleen McInnes] 

The Bear’s Dance [Trobar de Morte] 

The Morning Dew [Aryeh Frankfurter] 

a phiuthrag ’s a phiuthar [Julie Fowlis] (About the daoine sìth abducting a girl and this is her sister’s lament) *this one has a great music video if you want to see fairies through the ~celtic~ perspective. 

Tam Lin (Glasgow Reel) (about a man, Tam Lin, being rescued from the Queen of the Fairies by his true love; I’m putting a slow and fast bc I like both) [trad; The Celts; Highland Reign] 

Orinoco Flow [Enya] girlfriend is straight up a fairy 

Aniron [Howard Shore, Enya] 

Tha mi sgith/Buain na Rainich (acoustic) 

Dh’èirich mi moch, b’ fheàrr nach do dh’èirich [Julie Fowlis]

Caribbean Blue [Enya]

Dh’èirich mi moch madainn cheòthar [Julie Fowlis]

Òran an Ròin [Julie Fowlis]

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Spotify link here 🧚‍♀️

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return of the king ecle-c-tic celebration 🎉

hehe you’re being tagged bc of this post:

@lady-ofmischief @whatmarisays @thislookinyoureyes @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @trinikins

[perduedansmatete]

2022 ambiance cheloue

cette année j'ai eu mes premiers partiels en présentiel et c'était aussi les derniers (j'ai tout niqué), j'ai bu trop de tequila alors que j'aime pas la tequila, fumé trop de shit comme si j'avais de nouveau 16 ans et ça m'a pas trop réussi souvent, j'ai un peu trop vomi car je veux jamais m'arrêter et que je dois plus boire de ni de tequila ni de bières immondes à 9 degrés, j'ai embrassé énormément de mecs et pas assez de filles, j'ai mis mes doigts dans beaucoup de nez sans aucune raison, eu des techniques d'approches beaucoup trop nazes qui ont toutes beaucoup trop bien marché, j'ai fait des bêtises en vendée, en normandie mais jamais autant qu'à bordeaux, d'ailleurs je suis tombée amoureuse de cette ville j'y pense tout le temps j'exagère trop, on m'a tej et j'ai eu le seum mais j'ai aussi tej et j'avais moins le seum, j'ai passé beaucoup beaucoup de temps à attendre quelque chose mais quoi ? j'ai beaucoup baisé mdr et ça n'a jamais été aussi cool, je me suis souvent affamée parce que j'avais pas la force de manger, j'ai fait beaucoup de choses "pour l'expérience" ou variante "parce que c'est drôle" et c'était souvent effectivement drôle sur le moment mais regrettable en y repensant

j'ai vu plein de concerts super cool genre the cure !!!!? odezenne et la femme, j'ai cru que j'allais mourir dans des pogos mais c'était marrant, je suis allée dans des festivals paumés trop nice, j'ai accepté des choses que j'aurais pas du accepter, j'ai cru que j'allais pas finir l'année, j'ai enfin vu no', j'ai pleuré au cinéma, j'ai pleuré en boule dans mon lit, j'ai pleuré dans les rues de bordeaux, j'ai pleuré dans des parcs sous mes lunettes de soleil comme une drama queen et sur la tombe de papy pour la première fois, j'ai vraiment cru que j'étais enceinte, donc j'ai dit que je ferai plus de conneries mais j'en ai refais, j'ai eu des discussions sérieuses alors que j'étais trop bourrée, j'ai essayé de communiquer mais ça a pas toujours bien marché, mon dos a encore fait des siennes mais on m'a confirmé qu'au moins j'ai pas le gène maudit de la famille, j'ai vu des CSP+ danser sur bella ciao et ça m'a fait rire, j'ai acheté plein de trucs grenouilles à ma soeur, j'ai vu grandir bébé tokyo et vieillir ma vieille falia, on a fait des gâteaux d'anniversaire moches, j'ai volé quelques tee-shirts trop grands pour moi et un body que je rendrai jamais à sa propriétaire

j'ai eu ma licence avec mention très bien mais j'ai pas eu la force et la confiance de postuler à des masters et je regrette lol, j'ai vu mes copines se mettre dans des états pas possible pour des mecs et après je me suis rendue compte que j'étais mal placée pour penser ça, j'ai survécu à mes vacances dans le sud, et aux mezzanines sous 40 degrés, on m'a fait du mal mais bien, j'ai dit que je ferai des trucs et je les ai pas fait, on a déchiré des draps et taché d'autres, on m'a pris très fort dans ses bras et j'ai eu l'impression qu'on me réparait un peu, j'ai fait tomber un mec dans les pommes et j'ai eu très peur, j'ai aussi fait beaucoup de siestes au lieu de bosser quand j'étais dans le rush ou que j'étais trop dans le mal comme si ça allait tout régler, j'ai eu envie de manger des riches et puis j'ai eu envie d'être riche, j'ai souvent rêvé d'un accident bête et mortel car rien ne m'intéresse vraiment, on a découvert qu'on avait hérité d'un inconnu et j'ai visité sa maison il avait l'air trop cool dommage que tu sois mort mec, j'ai cru que j'étais amoureuse et en fait non, j'ai joué à pou et j'ai fait des colliers de perles aux gens que j'aime parce que j'ai 4 ans

j'ai été énervée que les gens soient cons et de droite, j'ai vu plein d'expos trop cool qui ont nourri mes pupilles, on m'a dit que j'étais paumée et malsaine mais on m'a dit je suis fier de toi, je suis tombée amoureuse un soir d'un bel anglais qui m'appelait belle mathilde mais il était en couple, j'ai fait une raclette alors que j'aime pas le fromage et c'était cool en fait my bad, j'ai pleuré la mort de gaspard ulliel beaucoup trop premier degré, je me suis pissée dessus de rire plusieurs fois, j'ai été trop gentille, j'ai pas assez osé puis j'ai trop osé, j'ai failli ken dans des buissons (ça c'était trop osé), j'ai récupéré une guitare qui prend la poussière chez moi parce que je sais pas comment en jouer et que j'ai tej celui qui aurait pu m'apprendre, j'ai écrit des lettres mignonnes et j'en ai reçu d'autres, on m'a oppressé et ça m'a cassé les couilles, on m'a beaucoup appelé sans que je réponde alors que j'avais vu, j'ai appris des choses terrifiantes sur ma famille en parlant avec ma cousine et d'autres super tristes en lisant les mémoires de mon arrière grand-mère, j'ai préféré le monde dans ma tête

j'ai souvent dit que je cherchais du taff sans en chercher, on m'a pris pour une conne et j'ai fait comme si je savais pas et j'ai pris des gens pour des cons comme si de rien n'était, j'ai été heureuse de plus remettre les pieds à la fac puis j'ai été un peu nostalgique car mon cerveau aime trop me faire croire que de mauvais moments sont de bons souvenirs, je me suis rendue compte que j'étais myope et que la mangue c'était super bon, on m'a dit "je me sens super bien avec toi" et on m'a demandé trop de fois à mon goût "et tu fais quoi alors cette année ?", j'ai passé beaucoup de temps à fixer mon plafond en me sentant vide, j'ai vu la vénus de botticelli en vrai, j'ai eu tellement mal aux tripes d'avoir à ce point envie de mourir tout en sachant que j'étais là pour rester, j'en ai voulu à mon cerveau d'être aussi ravagé, on m'a envoyé beaucoup d'animaux mignons en me disant "us" et ça fait toujours autant fondre mon cœur, j'ai attrapé une souris à main nue alors que je voyais tout flou, j'ai perdu le k-way de mon grand-père et ça m'énerve, on m'a volé des lunettes trop cool et ça m'énerve encore plus, j'ai fait des choses d'adulte et j'ai trouvé ça bizarre

je me suis pas sentie à ma place puis je me suis souvenue que je me sentais jamais à ma place donc ça m'a rassuré un peu finalement, j'ai pas pleuré le jour de mon anniversaire et c'était pas arrivé depuis longtemps, on a écrit des poèmes à mes fesses, j'ai pensé beaucoup de choses très fort sans oser les dire, j'ai pris des rdv chez des psy que j'ai toujours annulé, j'ai ramassé des objets insolites par terre car la rue c'est le meilleur des magasins, je me suis souvent trouvée dégueulasse et des fois trouvé trop belle pour ce monde, j'ai beaucoup joué et rigolé avec mes amis et j'ai rencontré quelques nouvelles personnes que je veux connaitre plus, je me suis sentie utilisée et c'était cool, je me suis sentie utilisée et c'était pas cool, on m'a fait découvrir de belles musiques, j'ai trouvé un taff et j'ai un peu été payée à rien foutre ce mois-ci c'est super, j'ai eu des envies d'HOMME-icides à intervalles réguliers, j'ai essayé de me remettre vraiment à lire sans énormément de succès, j'ai menti dans mon propre intérêt, et on m'a demandé plein de conseils alors que je suis incapable de bien gérer ma vie

en vrai j'ai rien compris à cette année, il s'est passé plein de choses très vite, mais d'autres semblaient ne jamais vouloir s'arrêter, j'ai été intensément triste mais j'ai vécu quelques pics de vie très drôle et qui m'ont fait du bien au cœur, le stress m'a pourri la vie comme d'hab que dire j'ai peur de tout des gens des premières fois de l'inconnu de l'administration du futur et de mon futur du jugement des autres qui est en fait surtout celui que je me porte, mes rencontres ont été autant positives que négatives, je me suis éloignée de certaines personnes que j'aime mais je me sens bien entourée de mes meilleurs cops sinon j'angoisse déjà de l'année prochaine car comme l'année dernière je suis pas plus avancée sur ce que je veux faire de ma vie et sur ce que je vais faire pour continuer mes études je pense à tous les dossiers que je vais devoir remplir je sens que je vais pleurer beaucoup de larmes de rage et de larmes tout court car je fais nimp de ma vie et que je respecte jamais mes limites mais bon j'imagine qu'il y aura aussi des trucs sympa j'ai déjà plein de concerts prévus, des week-end avec mes cops, je gagne des thunes donc je vais pouvoir m'acheter de nouvelles dr martens, je vais me relancer dans la couture j'ai plein d'idées et puis j'ai des relations à approfondir, des choses à accomplir et surtout je vais continuer de passer mon temps à râler sur tumblr et ça c'est cool (pour moi pas pour vous désolée si vous avez lu jusque là fallait pas, de toute façon vous n'existez pas)

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