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the junP conversion lore post

crying im rlly making this huh /lh

to make this as short as possible, i am simply jot-noting it

@shiinaluvmail, our beloved bee, falls for jun sazanami

hard

very very hard

in their enamour, they decide to spread the propaganda of jun sazanami, encouraging one and all to produce him

slowly but surely, the junP conversion spread across enstars blogs

to the point where bee is now the founder of a junP cult

however! i, mocha, am not a junP and refuse to be one due to the massive cult following and simply Not Being A Jun Fan

but bee did not Like that

i talked to @nnatsume (dearest sunny) about this, hoping he was not in the cult

he is in the cult and i am being told even more to convert to this junP-ism

not only that, but @yumetokashite (swanee the darling) catches wind of this and joins in the spreading of junP propaganda

i think i am doomed, but then tell @s4egusas (sweetheart dice) of this, and i am convinced to become an ibaraP instead!

dice joins the resistance!

and then today comes around and now @lisxdumbr (lovely lis) is in on the junP-ness and i am in despair once again

but!! @rinnelovebot (my amazing marchie) comes in and protects me (i think) so now she’s joined the resistance too! woooo!!!! :D

and THEN!!!!!!! @lilikags (qian the dearie) goes “hey what if i start my own nazunaP cult” and now we have a new group, trying to overthrow the junP one!!!!

wishing to further expand the resistance, i ask @mayoiayasep (nyxity nix) to join, even going so far as to bribe him with cookies

… yet i leave betrayed, for it seems that jun‘s so-called “charm” has lead my dear nyx to join the group

we lose one.

sunny is barely containing himself. apparently, im supposed to be happy, and i am, but i must also gaslight gatekeep girlboss my way into sunny’s mind.

update i won :D

update again new member gained its sunny

update after god knows how many weeks. sunny is a loser that i took a bet with. i have to produce jun sazanami for five days starting after ramadan 2022. hell.

to be continued…

the original pinned post

[halcyon-wings]

SEE I HAVE SOMEONE ON MY SIDE

MOCHANATION RISE UP

MARCHIEEEEEEE IM BEING HORRENDOUSLY BULLIED BY SWANEE BEE SUNNY AND LIS PLEASE SEND HELP :on the Floor:

- mochanon

WHY HOW AND WHERE 😭 I do not know the context, but never fear. Get behind me. I’ll bite them

[halcyon-wings]

Hi ☕

FINALLY AN EASIER ONE. swee2wink love letter by god knows who /s /lh for enstars and beat eater for pjsekai simply because