#mmmmmmm im kinda bored tbh

[tinyevelyn]

some lazy doodles of villain arc renn >:3

[corvidii]

i think my hobbies are getting too vivid i see chess games being played out on the backs of my eyelids

[ravenofthefandoms]

Here are my thoughts on S8E2!

REAL QUICK THO AN ANGRY REMINDER

If you’re gonna post about an episode after watching the leak TAG UR SHIT I saw way too many spoilers and literally two hours before it aired. If you can’t tag ur shit then don’t post at all until it’s over. At least then most people have seen it. If you don’t tag ur shit then ur legally an asshole so be careful

ANYWAYS Thoughts from S8E2:

- Hi yeah did Dany kinda forget that her dad was the Mad King or is she just gonna act like she’s the only one with the right to want Jaime dead?

- Also I love how she’s like “your sister lied to me wut you gonna do about it”

- She needs to step oFF of Tyrion

- I hope Jaime really does slit Dany’s throat tbh how great would that be

- Bran is great fuckin hilarious

- YAS BRIENNE DEFEND YO MANZ

- God I love Sansa so freaking much 😭 she actually values her advisors opinions unlike another queen I know

- I love how Dany expects Jon to be like “yeah babe whatever you want” and then he’s like “nah Sansa’s right”

- Grey Worm I love you but you’re not intimidating buddy I’m sorry

- Jonno does a 10/10 walkout

- Tyrion you don’t deserve this work environment abuse go give your wisdom to someone else who deserves it

- Mmmmmmm Gendry what a man

- “It’s strong enough” what ur dick?

- “What do they smell like?” What kinda question is that wtf

- PSA: sharp objects handled by Arya Stark turn on Gendry pass it on

- Arya Stark, Queen of BDE

- Fuck yes I love this Bran and Jaime reunion

- Bran is like it’s chill tbh it’s like a good thing that you pushed me out the window and made me a cripple cuz now we’re here and I’m a magical motherfucker

- Bran is the most understanding person ever after he became the Three Eyed Raven

- “She’s your new queen too” mmm no

- Actually, contrary to popular belief Tyrion, it’s not hard to blame her

- Tyrion is both smart and a dumbass at the same time how the fuck

- Jaime’s like a dog who just heard a squirrel like “????brienne?????”

- Podrick isn’t a boy anymore HE IS MY MANZ AND HUSBAND AND HOLY FUCK HE GOT HOT SO FAST LIKE THE LIGHT FACIAL HAIR? WET. SWORD FIGHTING SKILLS? WET.

- Awww Brienne and Jaime are like the awkward high schoolers who have a thing for each other

- Why does Jorah still call her Khaleesi

- I’m glad Jorah isn’t a dumb bitch. Like he literally betrayed Dany to her brother’s killer and she still forgave him but Tyrion decides to trust his sister for once??? Nope he fucked up too bad not trustworthy

- Uhhh the position wasn’t Jorah’s to be stolen

- This scene is proof that Daensa will never happen and I am glad for it

- “I wish I could have that kind of faith in my advisors” uhh??? Maybe get some new advisors then??? You should trust them??? That’s why they’re your advisors????

- PREACH SANSA CLAPBACK ON THAT BITCH BEING A HYPOCRITE

- Uh no a) the northerners accept Sansa pretty well they actually like her and b) you’re not doing a damn good job of it dumb bitch

- Uh the family that destroyed Sansa was your family dumb bitch

- Is this bitch really making the excuse that she was manipulated?¿?

- This bitch big stupid

- This scene literally reminds me of high school like Dany literally reminds me of those fake ass bitches who were sickly sweet just to get what they want from me like wtf Dany is so obviously fake that it makes me cringe

- BREAKER OF CHAINS MY ASS THE NORTH BROKE THEIR OWN CHAINS AND NOW YOU WANNA PUT THEM BACK ON DUMB BITCH EHHA (read that ehha as Cardi B)

- THEOOOOOOON YAS

- I love how he just ignores Dany and is like SANSA I WANNA SERVE U BB

- Suddenly I ship Theonsa

- This Theonsa hug is all I have ever needed in life

- Isn’t that the thief from Merlin?

- I love that little Irish girl who’s like “imma fight give me a sword” like is this Arya 2.0??

- I heart Gilly

- “I’ll defend the crypt then” YES YOU WILL LIL HUNNY YOU’LL DO A DAMN GOOD JOB OF IT TOO

- EDDAAAAAAAY AND TORMUND YAS MY FAVE BITCHES

- Tormund is like surprise bitch you getta hug me first

- Beric is basically that cool as fuck and chill as hell uncle

- “The big woman”

- We love a Jon Snow pep talk

- Bran is like “hi yeah I’d like to be uhhh bait”

- Damn Samwell you didn’t have to flex on us like that with that deep thinking aight

- YES THEON REDEMPTION ARC AS FUCK

- Noooooo let Tyrion fight you ain’t his boss bitch (I mean you are but)

- Need it for what? Taking over the north?

- “No one’s ever tried” hehe I’m in danger

- Stark fam looking badass as fuck

- Walkout #2 isn’t as smooth but still acceptable

- “It’s a long story” bitch I got time start talking

- I CACKLED when those girls walked away from Missandei like I felt bad but that was just such a “you can’t sit with us” moment

- CAN GREY WORM AND MISSANDEI JUST GO TO NARTH AND STAY THERE FOREVER AND GROW OLD TOGETHER PLEASE

- WE WILL PROTECT YOU IM CRYINGGGGG

- Ghost is that you homie????

- Awww the Nights Watch reunion made me tear up a lil

- Sam’s like “I AINT NO BITCH I KILLED A WHITE WALKER KILLED A THENN AND STOLE BOOKS FROM THE CITADEL IM THE BADDEST BITCH AROUND”

- I love this banter with my whole entire heart

- i miss grenn and pyp so much I’m crying grenn was my pre-Pod husband

- I love Lannister brother moments so much they are so pure

- Oprah is handing out redemption arcs left and right wOw

- PODRICK HE IS A MAN NOW HE IS MY HUSBAND HE IS JUST SO SEXY NOW

- CACKLINGGGGG “half a cup” pours in half the wine jug

- What a squad

- TORMUND MAKES ME LAUGH SO FUCKIN MUCH

- He’s the awkward kid who tells weird stories and then does weird shit

- “Kingslayer get it right” - Jaime on the inside

- Everyone just has a “wtf” look on their face and I’m dying

- I. AM. CACKLING. AT. TORMUND. SEND HELP

- I fucking love Sandor with my entire heart and soul

- “I fought for you didn’t I?” Touche you got her there

- *sandor doesn’t get to sit by himself* fINE WHY DOESNT THE WHOLE FUCKING NORTH COME SIT BY ME TOO HUH IF YOU ALL WANT TO. CROWD. ME HUH???

- “I’m not gonna sit with you old shits I’m gonna go fuck a bull I mean uhhhhh I gotta go ”

- Arya being lowkey jealous makes me cackle like a witch

- “Is that your first time?” “Well yeah Arya I don’t put leeches all over my dick every time I get home wtf”

- YES ARYA GET THAT DICK HUNTY YASS RIDE HIM TO STORMS END HUNTY YAAAAAAS

- ARYA IS DOM AND GENDRY IS SUB PASS IT ON

- Arya having her first time be CONSENSUAL and with someone she loves makes me happy as fUCK

- GENDRY IS THE PUREST MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR (only after Pod though)

- All I want at this point in my life is for Podrick to hold me in his big strong arms like I just wanna cuddle him fUCK

- “Not a Ser?? Why the fuck not get outta here with that bullshit”

- “I never wanted to be a knight” Podrick: I call bULLSHIT

- Tormund is supportive of Brienne even when she’s dating another guy he doesn’t even care

- WE WAITED SO LONG FOR BRIENNE AND JAIME TO HAVE A ROMANTIC AND INTIMATE MOMENT AND WE GOT AND BRIENNE EVEN GOT WHAT SHE DESERVES OUT OF IT

- Podrick is Brienne’s proud son I am living for it

- BRIENNE’S SMILE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PRECIOUS THING ON THIS WHOLE ENTIRE EARTH IT MUST BE PROTECTED

- Honestly Tormund just wants to see Brienne happy and successful and tbh I don’t think he would care if that meant that she was with Jaime

- I stg if anything happens to babygirl Lyanna i will throw fists she looks like such a little bad ass in her armor omg she’s adorable

- Yeah Jorah you don’t gotta wield it in Randals memory he was kind of an asshole

- Can Podrick sing me to sleep every night please holy fUCK

- Theonsa? Check. Gendrya? Check. Grey Worm and Missandei? Check. Podrick making my whole self thirsty for him? Check.

- Uhhh Daenerys are you not gonna be concerned that you were idk fuckin your nephew or maybe that you aren’t the last Targaryen???? Maybe something important like that not the Iron fucking Throne???

- This bitch really thinks that Bran and Sam were lying hAh she drank a lot of dumb bitch juice this episode

- Daenerys is like those anti-vaxxers or flat earthers who refuse to see the facts

- Fun fact: episode 3 is going to tear out my heart and soul, put them in a blender, and then fucken shook it until it exploded like a coke with a mento in it

- I read somewhere that said something to the effect of characters who don’t learn from the past are doomed to repeat it and that sounds like Dany w/ the Mad King to me rn

- Honestly every time Dany talked in this episode I got pissed off so that’s not good

- People be like “aw this episode was so boring” like bITCH ARE YALL MISSING THESE GREAT DOMESTIC MOMENTS?? GAME OF THRONES ISNT ALL STABBY AND SHIT IT CAN BE NICE FOR ONCE

- This episode made my heart full and I’m going to cry

- Ummmmm in case y’all haven’t seen in Dan Portman (Podrick) posted on his Instagram and it may or may not be a spoiler and if it is then I’ll kill myself

[ocegion]

tagged by @bluepatient​ ! <3

1. Are you named after anyone? My name is Francisco Guillermo. Francisco was my grandpa’s name, Guillermo was a character from a book my mom liked when she was a kid.

2. When was the last time you cried? Mmmmmmm at the beginning of Summer. Was being dumb and taking something too seriously lmao

3. Do you have kids? Mmmmmmmmm I’m 20

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? I do but a lot of the time ppl take it seriously and I come accross as an asshole? So I don’t use it as much as I actually would

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people? Hair or clothes, I think

6. What is your eyecolor? Hazel, I actually kinda like them!

7. Scary movie or happy ending? Those aren’t even in opposition tho. One is a genre and the other is a storytelling choice. Question does not compute. But, taking it as ‘drama vs fluff’, I’ll say I’m more likely to get invested in drama, but I love how fluff/comedy makes me feel

8. Any special talents? L M A O NO IM BORING AF

9. Where were you born? Seville, Spain

10. What are your hobbies? Shows, movies, reading, occasional writing, video game binges once every 4 months

11. Do you have any pets? Two cats, two dogs. Within that, there’s a dumb-but-good-and-adorbs cat and dog, and an asshole-but-funny-and-cute cat and dog.

12. How tall are you? No idea 

13. What sports do you play / have you played? I did karate but stopped about a year ago because they changed locations and it went from being literally 2 streets away to a 40 mins car ride

14. Favourite subject at school? Literature

15. Dream job? Mmmmmmmm a writer or actor would be hella nice tbh

tagging: @crossthegoldendelta @binegan @hatterized @genevievedarcygranger

[amicicidalgambler]

im bored and some of the questions on this were interesting

💓 When did they have their first crush? ehhhhhhhhh. 5 sweeps probably but i have not at all decided who was her first crush

💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss?

mmmmmmm. im going to go with six sweeps with eridan. imagine having eridan ampora as your first kiss. imagine having vriska serket as your first kiss.

Wild.

🚗 When did they go on their first date?

itd be kind of cute if a pale date with kanaya was her first one,,,

🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date?

red: ADVENTURE!!! ADVENTURE. spending the whole day exploring somewhere new and causing trouble and picking fights together

pitch: i mean vriska has a lot of elaborate blackrom fantasies about slow back and forth manipulation for ages that culminates in makeouts but thats not really a date

therefore ＶＩＤＹＡ ＧＡＥＭＳ

pale: vris actually considers like. inviting her over for a meal you made a kinda concillatory quad thing? she has an above-normal concern about being poisoned and a trash diet that multiple people have fussed at her for so making her food is pale gay

so ideal date would be like. pancake breakfast date and a movie and cuddles

ashen: the above applies but also im going to fucking insist that tabletop rp with your topleaf as dm would count as an ashen date

🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner?

vriska doesnt really like the idea of moving in with someone? she might be able to tolerate it on a ship that has a lot of other people there anyways but otherwise she thinks its weird and wouldnt want to see her partner that much

💟 What is their stance on PDA?

shes okay with p casual pda? like holding hands/kissing in public, petnames, shit like that. anything much above that though she fucking hates seeing and is very iffy about receiving

and she wont initiate pretty much any of that shit except handholding

💦 When did they [first have sex?]

[plays a short funky beat on some bongos] drones

💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship?

i mean. by humans standards yes obviously

but by troll standards no, she doesnt feel the need to take more than one partner in a quad and wouldnt want her partners having other people in the same quad. shes too jealous.

😭 When was their first breakup?

sixish sweeps with eridan

👍 What was their most amicable breakup?

probably kanaya? probably kanaya.

everything got exponentially worse after that

🍷 How far would they go on a first date?

not far at all tbh? she needs time to get a feel for if shes going to tolerate this, what theyre looking for, etc after that though shell kind of go along with most things?