#mmmmm remus lupin

[sp1rit-realm]

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༻¨*:· summary ·:*¨༺ You go axe throwing. Sirius needs help, and Remus gets Jealous.

༻¨*:· notes ·:*¨༺ 𖦹 gn!reader (hair is log enough to tie up) 𖦹 jealous!remus lupin says something mean ૮ •᷄ ⌢ •᷅ ა 𖦹 sirius black being a blockhead™ 𖦹 hurt/comfort 𖦹 mentions of remus lupin's happy trail™ 𖦹 remus lupin looking sexy while axe throwing 𖦹 shitty ending

༻¨*:· word count ·:*¨༺ 𖦹 1K

Sirius frowned as his axe bounced off the wood again, "I just can't tell what I'm doing wrong." He walked over to you.

"I think the wood just doesn't like me." Somehow, his frown deepened.

"Maybe." You cooed, stroking his hair.

James rolled his eyes and lightly elbowed you, "Stop encouraging his sour mood."

You covered Sirius's ears like he was a child. "James," You whispered, "He's allowed to be sad."

The three of you jolted upon hearing an axe hit the wood with too much power.

You turned to see Remus stomping down to retrieve his axe from the wood—it was unfair how good he was at this. In the past half hour, he hit the bullseye sixteen times.

"Merlin, mate," James chuckled loudly, "Y'angry 'bout something?"

Remus just shook his head and lined up again.

Remus Lupin looked sexy axe throwing, you concluded.

After the first few hits, Remus decided to try throwing with one hand, and he was equally as good at that. If you were being honest, you found it attractive. He was sweating, and the muscles in his arms would bulge whenever he gripped the axe. On top of that, he made it look so easy; every time he threw the axe, his shirt would lift just enough for his happy trail to show. That meant you also had the pleasure of seeing his v-lines. And, oh, a pleasure it was.

"Earth to Y/n," Sirius droned, "You're gonna catch flies."

You smacked his arm.

He made a dramatic moan, pretending he had been mortally injured. You slapped him again.

He brought the back of his hand to his forehead, "How will I ever improve my axe throwing if my arm is too sore to throw."

So dramatic.

You lined Sirius's hips square with his waist. You heard an axe hit the wood with, once again, too much power.

Remus looked murderous. His jaw was clenched, and his knuckles had gone white from gripping the axe so tightly.

"So, the first issue you're having," You began explaining to Sirius, "Is that you're putting your left hand above your right hand." You moved his hands as you spoke.

You were now standing behind Sirius as you helped guide his arms.

"You're not going to chop your hair off, Sirius."

"But what if I do. Then what?" He argued.

You sighed, "Then you get a haircut. Now, shut up." You wrapped your hands around his and pushed them, ensuring the axe's poll was against his back.

"Now," You removed your hands and moved to the side of him. Mimicking his stance, you continued: "You want to almost walk into the throw. Step in with your right foot. Then, bring your arms up and over your head, and throw the axe." You demonstrated, though, you were empty-handed. He followed your steps, and you both watched as his axe flew and stuck right into the bullseye.

You both cheered as you hugged him. "I knew you could do it!"

Your words were muffled by his chest.

"I fuckin' hit the bullseye twenty times, and I don't get a hug," Remus mumbled, walking to your table, which was stationed in front of the two lanes shared by you and Sirius.

You hit the wood over and over again, and Remus felt his mouth dry at the sight of it. You had a slight sweat building up, and he marveled at the picture of your bobble between your teeth as you gathered your hair into a ponytail. His heart exploded when you smiled at him.

"Taking a break, Remus?" You said as you walked over to him.

He loved when you said his name.

"Mhm. Tired." He supplied, resting his face on his palm.

"Tired from what?" You cocked an eyebrow, "From effortlessly hitting the bullseye time and again?"

He let out a tired laugh, "Trust me, it takes effort."

"You know who it takes a lot of effort for?" You asked with a sly smile.

"Who?" He shared the smile with you.

"Blockhead over there," You tiled your head in Sirius's direction.

Remus huffed, "Seems to be doing perfectly fine after your little lessons." It came out more bitter than he meant.

"You jealous?" You teased.

"Of what?" His left cheek twitched upwards, "Of Sirius being helped by you?"

Your happy expression dropped as you turned and walked away.

"By me? What the fuck does that even mean?" You mumbled, picking up the axe. As you shifted your weight, you let out a grunt and watched as the axe hit the bullseye. You made a sound of victory, retrieved your axe, and did it over again. Adrenaline pumped through your veins as you continued; you didn't miss the target once.

You turned to go to the table and were met with a nightmarish scene. Remus was talking to someone. They were beautiful, eyes the loveliest shade of brown—almost black. Their hair was the same color. And their teeth were pristine and white.

They laid their hand on his arm as they laughed.

Remus was making them laugh. Why was he making them laugh so much?

You knew it was unfair to get upset; you weren't dating.

You walked back to where James and Sirius had congregated, "I'm going to go take a..." You turned to look at Remus, "A breather."

You pushed past Remus and the person, muttering, "'Scuse me."

It was raining.

This was a common occurrence—feeling like you wanted to cry, only to find the earth weeping for you.

How the fuck did axe throwing turn into this?

You jolted at the sound of him clearing his throat, "Can I talk to you?"

You didn't look at him as you spoke. "Why would you want to talk to me?" The last word was dripping in spite.

"Look, Y/n," Remus sighed and sat next to you. His shoes were getting wet from the rain, "I shouldn't have said that."

"You should move your feet. They're getting wet." You said, deflecting. You still wouldn't look at him.

"Y/n?" He tried again.

You turned your head to look at him, snapping, "What!?"

His silence only drove you angrier, "What, Remus?" You said, tone softer, "Are you going to apologize for saying my name like it was trash rolling off your tongue? Or was there something else?"

He hung his head, "I'm sorry for speaking like that. It was very rude of me." He sighed heavily, "I suppose I was jealous."

You smiled ever so slightly, "Jealous, huh?" He nodded.

"Jealous of...?" You wanted to squeeze it out of him.

"Jealous of Sirius." He muttered.

Filled with hope, you asked, "Does that mean you like me?"

He softly kicked your shoe with his, a soft blush settling on his face, "Maybe," He smiled, "Do you like me?"

Remus swore you were an angel as the sky cleared, the sunlight hitting your face as you beamed.

"Yeah."

Thank you for reading, my lovelies

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[evergreenlover]

mmmmm sirius black and remus lupin fucking you. mmmmmmmm.

[haleyrose19]

Lily: James come quick I think Harry is gonna say his first word

James: *running out of breath* Really?

Lily: Be quiet its okay Harry dear

Harry: Mmmmm

Lily: Mmmm mommy

James: Hush Lily

Harry: Mmmm MOOMY

Lily: WHAT?!

James: *Cackling hysterically.*

Lily: I am gonna kill you REMUS JOHN LUPIN

[embrassemoi]

Thoughts on Remus Lupin?🎤🤨

🗣 MMM WEREWOLF MCDILF WEREWOLF 🗣

[tobi-tobi-tobi]

soOoo uMMmMmMmm not sure how I feel about this but anyway

RemuS 🌙

[idkmaybenotthatcool]

‘’Butt-kisser’’

(( .Based on this text post. ))

[ladyvesuvia]

🍰what if i dont send two facts bc we've already talked a bunch so i wanna know who u ship me with just by knowning me

knowing you you’re a big ho3 for a lot of hp characters but

remus lupin,,, and i’ll give it to u just this once 🙄🙄🙄

but also low key ron weasley I MEAN imagine introducing ur beauty blender food thingy to him and sharing pizza mmm m m m m m m m mmmmm yes

join my tea party!

[cyber-seraph]

tagged by: @znicehonix

rules: answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers

name: Ivana

nickname: i dont really have one? most people just call me Ivka

zodiac sign: sag

height: i mean like. im not small enough to be mad about it and not tall enough to be considered tall

favourite season: autumn and spring. just because its not too hot or too cold and i feel like theyre really poetic

favourite flower: wildflowers

favourite scent: oooh fire, or like things burning

favourite colour: ochre

favourite animal: i just love animals. anything with a cute snooterino

favourite fictional character(s): uhhhh aziraphale i guess, also remus lupin, soft bois

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: mmmmm coffee but i wouldnt say no to hot chocolate

average sleep hours: bitch im a mess

dog or cat person: dogdogdog

number of blankets you sleep with: at least two, even if im not under them i like to be surrounded by them

dream trip: africa

blog established: 2013/2014? not sure

followers: im surprised theres more than 2 tbh

random fact: i hate umbrellas :)

tagging: @star-llord bráško, @juhele, @asexualkavprdeli, @remusmoony, @its--never--over, @screamingbloodymurder, @jordancat, @ashestoamethysts, @121pm, @missymoo23

[old-primavera-cerezos]

☕📖💌 ily

☕: What’s your favourite hot drink?

Earl Grey. Mmmmm. Also love peppermint dark chocolate mochas.

📖: What’s a book/series you could read over and over again?

Not to be too obvious, but Harry Potter. 😊 I like listening to the audiobooks every few years.

💌: Tag 5 blogs it makes you happy to see on your dash.

@quicksilvermaid @malenkayacherepakha @fantom-ftnoise @remus-john-lupin @astoundinglymade 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[sp1rit-realm]

remus who is knuckle deep inside you with your back against him and he’s sucking at your neck and palming at your tits and this is all first thing in the morning and he fucks u in the shower later, is a flirty drunk <3

IVY IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THIS (keep sending them)

[frogfairys]

🐸✨get to know me tag✨🐸

tagged by: @crankyfang & @coltonspoetry (thank U sm i luv U guys)

name: savannah, but i go by sav :D

age: 18

favorite colors: GREEN & RED but also pink yesyes

when you made this account: mmmmm like three or four months ago? maybe? possibly?

follower count: 362 THANKS SO MUCH

super power: transformation oh boy imagine all the POSSIBILITIES

favorite drink: baja blast babey

a song you love right now: out of my league by fitz and the tantrums

dream career: 2 B a frog

dream vacation: FRANCE i luv claude monet & would rlly luv to see his house nd garden!!

favorite character this week: okay so my number one hands down fav lil Bub is Remus Lupin. always & forever

hogwarts house: HUFFLEPUFF BABEEYYY!!

christmas or halloween: HALLOWEEN!!! it’s my altime favorite holiday evr

i tag: @mayor-of-kinoko @rosemarybud @witcherycrossing @mayorose @vanilllaabean @moon-wood (YOU DONT HAV 2 DO IT IF U DONT WANNA!!!) mwah luv ya guys

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[kyloxox]

Hopeless Dreams (Remus Lupin x Reader)

Prompt: Remus has a wet dream about the reader and the walks in on him having it. So the reader has to comfort him about it.

Warning: Smut, wet dreams, and some cursing.

Note: Sorry if this sucks I am really bad at writing smut but hope you enjoy :)

You, James, Peter, and Sirius were all in the common room studying, well the other three were goofing off while you were studying.

‘Where is moony I thought he loved this sort of shit’ Sirius asked.

‘He went to bed early full moon is in a few days’ Peter responded.

'Well you know what I think it is time for me to head to bed too and get some beauty sleep.’ Sirius said the other two agreed and they headed upstairs, while you stayed in the common room and studied. After about one minute Sirius ran down to the common room.

“Y/n there is something wrong with moony we think he is hurt he keeps groaning and mumbling your name, but the door is locked and we can’t open it.” Sirius said in a panic. You both rushed up the stair and reached their door with Peter and James standing outside of the door. Once you reached the door you heard groans and the sounds of your name being called out. You easily opened the door with the simply spell and mumbled the word idiots cause they couldn’t get the spell to work.

The minute you opened their door you were faced to the sight of Remus laying on his bed sleeping. But when you took a closer look at him you saw that his hand was down his pants and he just moaned “Oh yea y/n, go faster, don’t stop.”

My hands were tied to the headboard of the bed. My pants and shirt were already off, I was only left in my boxers, a huge precum stain on my boxers. “You’ve been a bad today Remus. Bad boys get punished.” I all I did in response was moan. All y/n was down to was her knee high socks and her short skirt without panties on so I could see and feel her wet pussy on my chest as he straddled me. “You want it don’t you. It have my cunt sink into your thick dick.”

“Yes” I roughly mumbled back, “Please.”

“Well you have been a good boy for me so far.” She quickly removed my boxers and sank into me not even letting me get ready. We both moaned more as she started to bounce quickly on my dick. She still had her socks and skirt on while bouncing on me and god that was so fucking sexy. The feeling of the fabric of her socks slide against thighs made me lose control. “Mmmmm Remus-s you’re such a good boy you make me feel so good.”

“Oh yea y/n go faster don’t stop.”

“Oh my fucking god.” You said surprised your hand covering your mouth. The other boys pushed past you to enter the room and then noticed what Remus was doing. They began to laugh.

“It’s not funny you guys.” You said. “I’m leaving.“

"What no this is comedy gold.” Sirius said laughing.

“No I rather not hear my best friend moaning my name saying to go faster.”

“Oh don’t be such a wuss y/n. Look he stopped come on you can sleep in here tonight.” Remus began to walk up upon hearing the noise in the room. He sat up in his bed and his eyes grew wide when he saw that you had just witnessed what he was dreaming about. He immediately got off of the bed and ran out of the room pushing past you.

“Remus, remus wait,” you called out to him but he ignored you, “ know you three have done it.”

“What did we do?” James proclaimed.

“You knew he wasn’t injured. You knew he was dreaming about that. Know you embarrassed him.”

“Yea your right we knew he was doing it but to be far we have to hear him do it every night.” Sirius started to laugh.

“You guys are dicks. I have to go find Remus.” You said as you ran down the hall and down the stairs. Once you reached the common room you heard distant sobs. “Remus?” He didn’t answer. You walked until you found Remus in a corner of the common room cried with his head tucked in between his knees. You sat down beside him. “Hey,” you whispered “I’m not mad at you. It’s ok Remus.”

He lifted his head but wasn’t looking you in the eyes. “You should be. You should be disgusted with me.”

“Well I’m not but seriously you could have told me you liked me.”

“You wouldn’t like anyone like me, y/n. That’s why I didn’t tell you.”

“Who said that Remus.��

“My last 3 girlfriends.”

“Well I’m not them am I? Remus seriously I don’t care you are a werewolf I still like you.” Then you leaned into him and kissed him passionately. After a few seconds the kiss got more passionate as you slide your tongue into the kiss and rapped your arms around Remus’ neck.

“God y/n I love you.”

“I love you too. Now Mr. Lupin why don’t we recreate one of those dreams you had.”

[bluegrasshole]

alright tagged by @slowwshoww to do the lockscreen selfie song thing and tagged by @frigidprimates to do this questionnaire thingy like the 2008-era notes i’ve been systematically deleting every day thanks to facebook memories, so here goes.

lockscreen & home screen - the view from the studio’s emergency exit with the church in the distance looking magical and foggy

song - unsurprisingly a nova scotia girl, jenn grant is a beautiful artist i’ve been following on and off since, jeez, 2009? which is when echoes came out, i think. i had everybody loves you on a red square ipod nano and recently rediscovered my love for the entire echoes album after hearing some of her newer, more pop-y stuff.

selfie - i’m too much of a fucking messy eater and my boobs are too big to wear white but i did anyway in a bout of unmerited cockiness and documented the consequences of eating sushi

Name: karolyn Nickname: karo mostly, my mom calls me lyn, some friends call me k’ro. idk karo is hardly a nickname at this point it’s just. my name Zodiac: science has yet to discover. Height: 5′4″ Orientation: why 
Ethnicity: pretty fucking white Favorite fruit: don’t call them that it’s 2017 
Favorite Season: summer or as i like to call it, vitamin d season Favorite Book: i could not tell you the last time i read a book Favorite Flower: i like lavender and hydrangeas and wild roses and peonies and also all flowers Favorite Scent: lavender Favorite Color: red no contest Favorite Animal: i basically only like cats but i REALLY like cats Average Sleeping Hours: solid SEVEN TO EIGHT HELL YEAH my sleeping schedule and my phone are the only organized things about me 
Coffee, Tea, or Hot Cocoa: tea, i recently 80% gave up coffee (the 20% is for coffee w baileys) Favorite Fictional Characters: uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh i never know what to answer here um alison and donnie hendrix, taako (you know, from tv), hera the ai, abed nadir, sun bak (i know, i know), kvp wjp dmn jlz, juno steel and peter nureyev, fucking remus lupin i guess, quin from @alkcomics‘ f-st, kathryn janeway? gina linetti, fox mulder yada yada i’m just going through my fave pieces of fiction now Number of Blankets You Sleep With: 1 until it gets cold Dream Trip: mmmmm i don’t know i really want to go to louisiana Blog Created: my main in 2009 but this one just 2016 Number of Followers: 800 ish on my main and idk nearly 1200 here

thank you tara thank you lizz xoxo

[dyk3nukem]

uhhhhh remus lupin, that girl from a tree grows in brooklyn, and mmmmm idk

I LOVE FRANCIE AND I’M  A WOLF FURRY TWINK SO THANK YOU

[thespianic-loser]

Tagged by @mounteenbase!! NICKNAME: 머리 lol STAR SIGN: Taurus sun, Aquarius moon, Gemini Venus, Pisces ascent (?) and Aquarius dominant HEIGHT: 5'7.5" or like 171 cm TIME RIGHT NOW: 18:37 LAST THING YOU GOOGLED: talk to me in Korean lol FAVOURITE ARTISTS: Leon Bridges, Liannae La Havas, Seventeen, BTS, Panic! At the Disco, Gabrielle aplin, Ricky Montgomery, and Tom odell! SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD: mmmmm paciencia y fe ! LAST MOVIE WATCHED: when marnie was there! LAST TV SHOW WATCHED: modern family! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW: Jeans and my pajama shirt haha WHEN DID YOU CREATE THIS BLOG: idk like 2012?? 2013?? WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU POST: garbage ANY OTHER BLOGS: My side blog is @destroyeddramadecisions and my studyblr is @textbookhugger DO YOU GET ASKS REGULARLY: nope WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR URL: cuz I like theatre and I'm a loser GENDER: Female HOGWARTS HOUSE: Ssssslytherin POKEMON TEAM: Valor but I wanted to be mystic you sister made me be valor to take over some gyms FAVOURITE COLOUR: Red or purple! HOURS OF SLEEP: 5-10 if I'm lucky LUCKY NUMBER: 7? FAVOURITE CHARACTERS: Percy Jackson, mortician adaams, Remus lupin, Oliver wood, Kiki, and ponyo HOW MANY BLANKETS I SLEEP WITH: Three-six DREAM JOB: lol idk actress on Broadway or Secretary of State or CIA spy or tefl teacher! FOLLOWING: like 125 I tag @secret-storms @pondsnail @partlypeachy

[sp1rit-realm]

riding remus when he’s too tired to fuck you himself. he’s gripping your hips so hard you think he’ll leave a bruise and his breath is fanning against your neck as he pants and twitches inside you. he’s whispering praise in your ear, stuff like, “doing so good baby,” “just like that honey i know,” and he’s letting out low groans and little whimpers when you clench around him. your legs get tired after 2 orgasms so remus bounces you up and down on his cock with his palms on your hips, his tip hitting that spot in you that had you seeing stars. and when he cums he pulls you against him and you stay like that for a minute cos both of you are so exhausted until you clench around him when he shifts a little and he flips u over and fucks u into your couch <3

i- oh my god

ivy im broken again