#mmm not like o can buy anything rn

[minibunz]

Realizing I haven’t eaten since last night at like 9pm and it’s almost 4:30pm 🥴

[cobaltbambi]

Honey? Well now, who gave you the permission to change the way you're calling me, angel?

Think you can call me anything as long as you are a good girl and ruin your sheets for me?

Well, actually you can call me anything you want. So, you're not wrong there, angel. I'm good, thanks for asking.

You want it rough, hm? I can give you rough, all you want. Give me some inspiration, angel. Tell me all you'll do to cum when you read that filthy ask. Tell me how sensitive you are, how fucking horny and needy you are, how hard you just need to be fucked, owned, used, again and again until you can only feel a strap pounding into your soaking wet pussy. Tell me, have you done those additional tasks? Hm? Been a good little slut for me? Using all of your holes? Give me all the details, and I will give you that fantasy you want. Be good for me and I might even do it in multiple long parts, describing in great detail just how hard you'd be fucked. Would you like that? A repeat of those couple of days when you came and edged for me so many times?

-⚠️

Omg that was so mean mommy you scared me!! 🫠💖

Hmmm, I'd probably get out my strap again. Maybe my remote controlled vibe since she's been a little neglected lately, it makes me a little nervous to use it when other people are in the house. But it also makes me so wet knowing I could be caught yknow? It always makes me squirt on just the second setting and it goes all the way to 5, I tried it once but it made me so sensitive.

I've been so so so needy recently, I started ovulating and now it feels like I can't lay in bed without touching myself just a little bit. Playing with my nipples or rubbing over my panties, even when I'm too tired to do anything but get myself worked up I can't help it!! Like I was at work yesterday and a butch said she liked my lipstick, it made me need to press my thighs together and it was pathetic in the best way. I think being fucked hard would either fix it or make it worse. Maybe I wouldn't be able to stand all day from how hard I got railed, maybe I'd have to use makeup to cover the marks on my neck, would o be a le to focus on anything when I was so dumb the night before? I think I shouldn't have to work and I could just be a good puppy, staying at home 🐶💖

I can take half a finger now! Lots of lube and lots of deep breathing but it feels soooo good. Wish I could be impatient with it but I'm trying to be good, even looked at buying a plug 🫠💖 I've also been testing my gag reflex, cause I look really pretty when the strap hits the back of my throat and my eyes squeeze shut. When they get all watery and blown out. Mmm I shouldn't have answered this rn cause now I'm all worked up!!

[meltwonu]

| 🍒 CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB! 🍒 |     [CHAPTER 2]

pairing; dom!seungcheol x camgirl!reader

this chapter’s notes; cam show, masturbation, dirty talk, sir!kink, tiny jealous!seungcheol. Wow! Thank you all so much for your interest in Cherry Bomb and our very favorite simp! LMAO 😆 And thank you all for being so patient! I know one week drags on when ur waiting for content so thank you so so so so so much for your patience! 🥰🍒 also, some new characters in this, am sorry if ur not a fan but the rest of svt r also simps in this so we had to expand a bit 🤪 HAHAHA HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEUNGCHEOL!!!

chapters; 1 - 2 - ? 

It’s 10:05AM when Seungcheol makes it to work, tossing his things in his employee locker before pocketing his phone and heading out to the floor for the day.

He’d gotten approximately 3 hours of sleep and the giddiness was still eating him up when he greets Jeongguk; the tall male that works at the concession stand at the roller rink.

“Hey Seungcheol-hyung! Whoa, you look like you didn’t get any sleep, what happened to you?” The two share a laugh; Seungcheol ruffling his own hair as he sighs. “I couldn’t sleep last night, I was just too… Uh, excited about w-work…” He stutters out, Jeongguk’s eyebrow raised almost immediately at the blatant lie.

“Hyung, we’ve been working here for months. No offense, but nobody gets excited about coming here. Yoongi-hyung is hiding in the restroom as we speak.” Jeongguk deadpans, eyes rolling as he passes Seungcheol a water bottle. “Did you get laid?”

Not really, but kinda? But no, Seungcheol thinks.

“Nah, I just, I got a new PC game and I stayed up all night playing. You know how it is!” Jeongguk nods in understanding.

Seungcheol checks his phone for the umpteenth time since he’d woken up and you still hadn’t texted him. Not that he entirely expected to be woken up to a text message from you, but he perhaps had dreamt of it; waking up and scrambling to find the device while he shook the sleep from his eyes.

Sighing, he pockets the device, swiping the water bottle off of the countertop before he shoots Jeongguk a fixed stare. “When does Namjoon-hyung get back from his vacation?” Namjoon was one of the managers who’d gone on an extended vacation recently which left Seungcheol picking up extra shifts. 

On normal occasions, he would’ve politely declined but seeing as it meant extra cash, he practically begged to take them.

“Mmm, dunno. Maybe like a week?” Seungcheol mentally cheers; that meant one more week of extra pay even if he dragged his tired body home every night. He would finally be able to buy you that Sybian that he’d been saving up for. You never asked for one but Seungcheol liked to spoil you and quite frankly, he wanted to see you fall apart on it while you thought of him.

“Cool, well, I’ll be disinfecting the rollerskates. Tell Yoongi-hyung to come help me if he ever emerges from the restroom.”

“You got it, hyung!”

In the time between leaving Jeongguk at the concession stand and the fourth pair of skates he’s disinfected, a party of ten show up at the roller rink; loud and obnoxious as they set their things everywhere. He sighs, knowing exactly that he would be the one to clean up the mess afterwards.

Seungcheol watches the gaggle of teens fumble all over the rink, a sigh on his lips as he sanitizes another pair of skates. He contemplated every single day if it was worth working at the old and usually empty rollerskating rink, but he had to admit, it paid obscenely well. Nobody wanted to work there so his boss basically paid him double his old wage; silent screams running through his head as soon as he realized that meant he can afford to spoil you with more gifts. That had been hard when he was working at the diner down the street.

“Hey ‘Cheol, some kid broke the wheels off of his rental skates. D’you think you can go handle it?” Yoongi drawls, eyes glued to his phone as he waits for Seungcheol’s reply.

Goddamnit.

“Sure, let me just finish cleaning these.”

Yoongi nods, walking off. Seungcheol sets the old pair of skates down, dusting off his work pants as he stands up. He feels his phone vibrate in the pocket, fishing it out to check what it is.

[cherry_clouds has gone live!]

His vision goes red; pupils shaking when he sees it. You never went live this early in the day. He can feel his throat going dry, panicked screaming in his head when he realizes his break isn’t for another hour and a half and your shows usually lasted at least 45 minutes on a short day. But Seungcheol can’t miss this; not after the two of you had spoken last night.

Seungcheol’s teeth clench as he glances around the loud room, seeing his co-workers on the floor. He just needed to catch your show for at least 15 minutes and he swore he’d be fine.

“Fuck them kids.” He mutters under his breath, beelining for the employee restroom.

Seungcheol says a thankful prayer, locking the door behind him as he sits on the countertop. Just a few minutes; 20 tops. He lowers the volume so nobody can hear your voice except for him.

tangerine_kwan: whoa, a morning show?

alphagyu97: for once, i’m glad i wake up early

xcaliburDK: honestly, same

You giggle on screen, wiping the sleepiness from your eyes as you stretch out on your bedsheets. Seungcheol smiles appreciatively; you’d slept in the cute sheer lavender babydoll he’d sent you when you first hit 5k subs. “I know… it’s really rare, huh? I woke up and I felt so needy… I was so wet when I woke up…” He watches with bated breath as you tease yourself, running your hands from your torso down between your legs.

artist8hao: oh? what’s on your mind, doll?

universe_WZ: what did i miss

“I was just thinkin’, y’know? I couldn’t sleep last night after I finished all the important stuff I had to do~ ‘n you didn’t miss anything yet~” You tease, fingertips pressing into your soaking panties as you moan.

dom.cheol: i couldn’t sleep either… too busy thinkin’ about you ;)

Seungcheol feels the adrenaline pulsing through his veins, checking how much time has passed since he holed up in the restroom.

dom.cheol has donated $50

therealchan99 has donated $25

therealchan99: all the insomniacs are probably cryin rn

sleepy_wonu: speak for yourself, i’m deadass in the middle of my forensics lab with headphones on and the screen dimmed to hell

“Oho~ Is our sleepy_wonu trying to be a forensics scientist?” You giggle, biting your lip cutely as you stare into the camera lens.

sleepy_wonu: ya, maybe i can buy you gifts if i ever start getting paid big bucks

Seungcheol’s eyes narrow at the comments, jealousy bubbling up at one of your other regulars. He typically tried to keep his jealousy in check, knowing that just because he showered you with gifts didn’t mean the two of you were exclusive or that you owed him anything. And he especially knew you always liked to engage with your viewers and ask them about themselves.

“Hmm~ Our dom.cheol seems quiet this morning~ Everything okay, sir?” Seungcheol feels the arousal pouring over his body and he tries to will it away;  after all, he still needed to get back to work once you were done.

dom.cheol: everything’s ok, sweetheart. you’re very cute in the morning

Your eyes pierce the camera and Seungcheol can momentarily feel his breath stop; fingertips clutching his phone for dear life.

“Mmm, I went to sleep last night dreamin’ of nice and strong hands pinning me down to my bed ‘n fuckin me into the sheets…” You pause, slipping the sheer babydoll over your head which left you only in your lace panties. “And there was a really really really dominating voice making me cum and tellin’ me to take all of his cock and oh~ god, it’s like I could feel it!” You finish, slipping your soaking panties off before you spread your legs wide for the camera.

You don’t waste any time, plunging two fingers deep into your pussy as you keen, toes curling against the sheets as you start fucking yourself.

“Ngh, fu--fuck, ‘n they made me cum over and, hah, o-over, fucking my pussy ‘n my ass… ‘n then cumming down my throat… Mmh and I still wanted more even when they filled me up with so much cum~”

Seungcheol’s throat is drier than a desert, almost dropping his phone as he listens to you. There was absolutely no way you weren’t talking about him.

tangerine_kwan: holy shit

dom.cheol: what else, baby

You curl your fingers, barely able to touch your g-spot and it makes you wonder for a second how well Seungcheol could finger you and how much of his cock you could take.

“A-ah, and--mmh, and I--I kept begging ‘Sir, p-please fuck me more!’ ‘n I felt so f-full… God, it felt so real~ I really needed to cum when I woke up so I turned on my cam~” You whine, thumb pressing down onto your clit. You hated to admit it but thinking of Seungcheol’s deep voice and obscenely handsome good looks was enough to make you cum once more before you even went to sleep and now even your subconscious seemed to crave the devilishly handsome male.

alphagyu97 has donated $75

dom.cheol has donated $250

artist8hao: those cute ‘lil fingers enough to satisfy your greedy pussy?

Mewling, you start rubbing circles on your clit, chasing the quickly growing urge to cum. The sound of donations flood your ears but all you can think of is Seungcheol’s deep voice groaning and growling into your ear. “No~ I want m-more but… but I came so much last night too! Maybe I am a ‘lil greedy, huh?” You tease, adding a third finger as you moan loudly. The stretch felt good; head imagining Seungcheol’s fingers as you fuck yourself faster.

dom.cheol: why don’t you cum? I can see you want to, sweetheart.

“Mmm, is it okay, sir? Can I cum already?” You ask shyly, batting your eyelashes at the camera as Seungcheol grits his teeth, cock throbbing in his work pants. He would definitely need to take care of this before he stepped back out onto the floor.

dom.cheol: cum, babygirl, you deserve it.

Your eyes snap shut right after you read Seungcheol’s comment, biting your lip as you race to your orgasm. The sound of your fingers fucking into your wet pussy and your moans are all Seungcheol can hear, pupils blown wide knowing you just came thinking about him, probably. Or so he hoped, at least.

You can feel your legs shaking, threatening to snap shut as your orgasm crests; the sound of rapid fire donations battering your ears as you cum hard on your own fingers. Choked sobs and cries are all you can muster, shapes dancing behind your eyelids the entire time the pleasure washes over you.

xcaliburDK: well goddamn, good morning to me

sleepy_wonu: fuck

universe_WZ: i… speechless

Seungcheol smiles smugly to himself, mentally patting himself on the back.

“Mm… ‘m so tired…” You murmur, slipping your wet fingers from inside your pussy as you moan at the emptiness. Seungcheol watches as you lick your fingers, cleaning them off before you lay on your side facing the camera.

universe_WZ: i think u deserve a nap

alphagyu97: yea, cuz holy shit fuck that was hot

therealchan99: god i love it when u dirty talk

j__min has donated $400

j__min: me too, dollface ;)

Confusion crosses Seungcheol’s face at the newcomer, blood draining from his body at how much they seemed to donate on the first go.

“Huh? Oh! Do we have a new regular?” You inquire, sleepiness lacing your voice. A nap was definitely needed after the last 24 hours of your life.

j__min: ur quite cute, might need to keep my eye on u princess ;)

dom.cheol has donated $450

That’ll show them, Seungcheol thinks. He didn’t often think of himself as competitive either, but goddamn, would he go the extra mile for you.

You giggle tiredly on camera and he can see the sleepiness in your eyes, watching with fondness as you answer a few more comments, yawning cutely as you stretch out on the bedsheets again. He mentally thanks you for not giving the newcomer any extra attention.

dom.cheol: take a nap, sweetheart.

Nodding, you yawn once more. “Okay, everyone~ I think I’m gonna take that nap you all seem to want me to take, hehe~ ‘n then I’ll probably wake up and get some food delivered ‘cause I’m still really tired after last night… But I just can’t help it, y’know? Sometimes I just wanna be fucked nice ‘n hard by a real cock~” Winking, you say your goodbyes, thanking them for their donations and support; blowing the camera a kiss before you end the stream.

Seungcheol lets out a breath he didn’t know he was holding, body slumping atop the counter. He had loads of questions now that you were off air. Firstly, were you thinking about him? Secondly, who the fuck was j__min?

Shaking the thoughts from his head, he checks the clock. 45 minutes. He groans. At least nobody had come looking for him.

Seungcheol places his phone down onto the counter, biting his lip and palming himself over his work pants before he thinks, screw it.

A satisfied groan spills from his lips as soon as he wraps a hand around his throbbing cock, not wasting another second before he starts a quick pace. He imagines your tight pussy and your face contorting in pleasure as he fucks you into your own bedsheets, thrusting up into his clenched fist as the images linger in his mind. Licking his lips, he thinks about your sweet moans as you beg him for more, stray tears slipping down your cheeks when you call him ‘sir’ through choked sobs.

And it doesn’t take long before Seungcheol is cumming, teeth biting into his bottom lip to keep his noises in as the euphoria washes over him.

He sighs, sated, as he slows down his strokes, thankful he didn’t get any cum on his work pants.

Seungcheol gives himself a second to catch his breath, shuffling off of the countertop to get cleaned up before he steps back out. He grimaces when he meets his own eyes in the dingy mirror; he’d just gotten off at work while you did an extremely rare morning show. Granted, it wasn’t the lowest he’d ever felt but definitely was a contender.

Shaking his head, he steps back out, the outdated pop music hitting his ears as soon as the roller rink comes back into view.

The gaggle of teens are still on the floor, Jeongguk looks unbothered and Yoongi sits by the skate rental booth; not a single one of them even noticing he was missing for the approximate hour he was in the restroom.

He really loved his job.

That night, Seungcheol trudges home more tired than he usually is.

You still hadn’t texted him, which was fine. But he had checked his phone every second he had free, zoning out when he saw no new notifications.

Seungcheol toes his shoes off once he crosses the threshold of his studio apartment, making his way to the sofa before he flops down onto it. He scrolls through a few apps, mindlessly reading a few things before his stomach growls.

“Guess I should eat…” He mumbles to himself, placing his phone onto his chest before he closes his eyes for a second. Sighing, he relaxes, almost falling asleep. It was generally really loud at work with the people and the music always blaring, so he liked to bask in the quietness whenever he had the chance to.

This time, however, the peace and quiet doesn’t last long when his phone vibrates on his chest, alerting him of a text message. He grabs his phone at lightning speed, eyes wide when he sees a text message from an unknown number. Quickly opening the notification, his pupils shake as he recognizes your typing style almost immediately.

Unknown Number: Cheollie~ ><;; ‘m sorry I didn’t text sooner… i was kinda shy… and i slept so much too hehe~ oops~ i hope i’m not bothering you? i didn’t know when it was a good time…

Seungcheol shakes his head at his phone, sitting up as the excitement blooms within him again. He take a moment to figure out the best response, typing and erasing the same sentence three times before he sends it.

‘Not at all, sweetheart. ;) How was your nap?’

[pinkjblobcats]

Tag Me Game!

tagged by @papillonsgf thank youu ^~^ ♥♥♥ 

Rules: Answer 85(?) Questions and tag 20 (as many as you want) people

Last…

Drink: smoothie Malibu (raspberries , cherries and banana) ♥ Call: my dad 

Text message: A friend of mine

Song you listened to: Steve Aoki - Waste It On Me feat. BTS

Time you cried: umm... idk? 

Ever…

Dated someone twice: nope 

Kissed someone and regretted it: nope 

Been cheated on: nope

Lost someone special: thought so but they turned to be assholes and i can’t believe i’ve been fr with them ONCE haha

Gotten drunk and thrown up: uh yeah ,once ,that’s why i don’t like alcohol :D 

In the last year, have you…

Made new friends: lol yes o.o idk how :D i always wanna make new fr so if anyone wants to be fr ... uk ♥ 

Fallen out of love: nope

Laughed until you cried: last sunday ♥ 

Found out someone was talking about you: yeah :D  they were and they’re still STUPID but for them i was the stupid one ahahaha sad for them lol i don’t care hahahaha 

Met someone who changed you: hm... yeah maybe 

Found out who your friends are: through the years....  i have like... 5 - 6 real fr i can count on ♥ 

Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list: my best friend 

General…

How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: almost everyone... it’s not like i have 100000 fb friends tho :D 

Do you have any pets: cat ♥ 

Do you want to change your name: nope

What did you do for your last birthday: ughh we went to restaurant with my fr and i went bankrupt :D 

What time did you wake up today: 9 am 

What were you doing midnight last night: dreaming 

What is something you can’t wait for: idk ;- 

What are you listening to: RM 'moonchild' 

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: nope 

Something that gets on my nerves: Too many things to list

Most visited website: yt ,tumblr ,ig , fb ,archive of our own 

Hair color: well i think it’s brown but everyone is telling me it’s dark blonde?

Long or short hair: loooooooooong ♥ 

What do you like about yourself: eyes , hair *my hair is so straight they usually ask me if i’ve done something to make it this straight and my answer is that i washed it :D*

Want any piercings: not anymore 

Blood type: i don’t know

Nicknames: Bui and Bella 

Relationship status: single af c: 

Zodiac sign: Libra ♥

Pronouns: She/her

Favorite TV show: ;- idk 

Tattoos: nope

Right or left-handed: right

Ever had surgery: yup

Piercings: one ear piercing

Sports: i go to fitness :D 

Dream vacation: Italy ♥ 

Trainers: um...nope

Eating: uh rn? nothing :D 

Drinking: nothing 

I’m about to watch: nothing ;- *i sound like a really boring person uh.... but i think im not that boring pls ;- *

Waiting for: N O T H I N G aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Want: a new jacket :D 

Get married for: jackson ,jaebum and yoongi pls c: 

Career: i’m on my last year of school but i hope one day i’ll work as a graphic designer ♥ 

Hugs or kisses: both (never been kissed but... ♥ lob kisses) (don’t count my bff pls :D it was nothing important)

Lips or eyes: booooooooth 

Shorter or taller: im 1,60 pls :D if we talk bout me cuz im not sure... if we talk bout my lob ... pls he have to be taller but not like 2 meters :D maybe 1,75 np 

Older or younger: uhh 2-3 years older but i’ll sacrifice myself for yoongi ,jackson and jaebum pls ♥ 

Nice arms or stomach: both? (abs pls i live for abs ♥ jackson and abs *O*) 

Hookup or relationship: Relationship

Troublemaker or hesitant: wut... can’t it be something in the middle? 

Have you ever…

Kissed a stranger: nope

Drank hard liquor: this summer we drank liquor with my mom.. i had to drink 3 glasses with water to get rid of the awful taste.. I DON’T LIKE ALCOHOL PLS ;- 

Lost glasses: mmm nope

Turned someone down: nope :D 

Sex on the first date: No

Broken someone’s heart: nah

Had your heart broken: everyday 

Been arrested: No

Cried when someone died: um... luckily no one important person for me have died so far haha 

Fallen for a friend: nope 

Do you believe in…

Yourself: i dooo ♥ i do know i can do everything i want but im to shy to make the first moooove ,but I DOOO I BELIEVE IN MYSELF ♥ 

Miracles: don’t know :D 

Love at first sight: YAS ♥ 

Kiss on the first date: nope

Angels: uh....?

Other…

Best friend’s name: AW YAS SO HER NAME IS VICTORIA BRO I LOB U TO THE MOON AND BACK AND AGAIN 1000000000000000 TIMES ♥♥♥ @tuans ,Nicole and Atanas :D slav name pls 

Eye color: Brown? 

Favorite movie: wuh idk... i cant remember anything ahahahah only twilight :D 

Favorite actor: i uh... i don’t have 

Favorite food: pizza , spaghetti bolognese ,raspberry ,banana ,TARATOR but yours wont be this good like ours cuz our yogurt is the best in the whole world sorry not sorry :D *ugh im such a nasty person no wonder why no one wants to be fr* Extrovert or introvert: me?? im in the middle :D 

Favorite flower: uh i ... don’t have ....

Favorite Hello Kitty characters: wut idk? never watched hello kitty idk ;-  okieee i tag @tuans @parkjinyoungnotjyp @xmoon-moon ♥♥♥ 

[lemon-sugarcoats-nothing]

What did you dream about last night?

😳

What is your favorite color?

yellow yellow y e l l o w

Do you feel more connected to the moon or the sun?

um- I dont know-

Have you ever wished on a shooting star?

No :(

Name a movie that makes you genuinely laugh.

A silent voice

When’s the last time you felt like you were floating?

Everyday. I think this has smth to do with too much stress over long periods of time.

What do you enjoy daydreaming about most?

My gf, and my characters

Do you believe in guardian angels?

not really

What’s a smell that reminds you of home?

i dont know-

What is something (or someone) you’re in love with?

My girlfriend uwu

Describe the memory of the last time you felt true happiness.

Nothing's coming to mind rn

Name a song that makes you feel ethereal.

cant think of anything rnnnn

What’s your ideal summer aesthetic?

Clothing wise? Loose tshirts tucked into jeans, shorts, or skirts, paired with sneakers, heels or ankle boots. Sunglasses too.

Talk about one of your most cherished childhood memories.

The time my younger brother and i found my mom's perfume stash and just went bonkers with it on my purple stuffed bunny. Wasted a lot of perfume on the bunny, then we hated the smell, and we thought. "Ok, this bunny has wAYYY too much good scent on it...so we can cancel out the overwhelming g o o d scent- with b a d scent- right?"...And then we put it in our big ol bin of crayons lmao

Talk about something exciting or good that happened to you this year.

uuhh... my girlfriend and i actually started using girlfriend/boyfriend/partner terms in june- After like... 2 years of being lovey dovey, but not ready to say that what we have as us dating.

Where do you feel most at home?

I dont know-?

What is something you own that is important to you? What makes it so important?

I'm not too sure.

Do you believe dreams have meanings or are they completely random?

I think they c a n have meaning, but sometimes they're just too fuckin random to believe there's any meaning to them lmao

Do you believe in love at first sight?

No. I believe in crushes at first sight, but love doesnt happen until you know the person at least a little-

What’s the sweetest thing someone has done for you?

I dont know! my friends do a lot of sweet things all the time.

Do you believe in mermaids?

Not really.

What do you like most about nature?

Its peaceful. Not always quiet, but usually fairly peaceful.

What’s your zodiac sign? Do you think you fit the general characteristics of that sign?

Aquarius! I dont know!

Are you more of a hopeless romantic or realist?

A little bit of both lol

What’s a song that gives off good vibes anytime you listen to it?

Lemon boy by cavetown, Fancy by TWICE, Feel special, also by TWICE

Do you usually remember your dreams?

mmm sometimes? not always. I remember my dreams better when im not stressed.

Have you ever written a love letter?

YEs. to my gf with the rest of her christmas present!

Name a book you don’t mind reading over and over.

um- N/A Movie i dont mind rewatching a bunch would be A silent voice.

Do you collect anything? And what are some hobbies you have?

I think i might be starting to subconsciously collect llama plushes- I've been impulsively buying them lmao. I also like to draw...a lot- and i've been playing around with animation too!

What do you do to feel at peace?

i dont know-

simple & soft asks. send me a number!

What did you dream about last night?

What is your favorite color?

Do you feel more connected to the moon or the sun?

Have you ever wished on a shooting star?

Name a movie that makes you genuinely laugh.

When’s the last time you felt like you were floating?

What do you enjoy daydreaming about most?

Do you believe in guardian angels?

What’s a smell that reminds you of home?

What is something (or someone) you’re in love with?

Describe the memory of the last time you felt true happiness.

Name a song that makes you feel ethereal.

What’s your ideal summer aesthetic?

Talk about one of your most cherished childhood memories.

Talk about something exciting or good that happened to you this year.

Where do you feel most at home?

What is something you own that is important to you? What makes it so important?

Do you believe dreams have meanings or are they completely random?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

What’s the sweetest thing someone has done for you?

Do you believe in mermaids?

What do you like most about nature?

What’s your zodiac sign? Do you think you fit the general characteristics of that sign?

Are you more of a hopeless romantic or realist?

What’s a song that gives off good vibes anytime you listen to it?

Do you usually remember your dreams?

Have you ever written a love letter?

Name a book you don’t mind reading over and over.

Do you collect anything? And what are some hobbies you have?

What do you do to feel at peace?

[electroma89]

Yah, you know what you gotta do (ａｎｓｗｅｒａｌｌｏｆｔｈｅｍ)

Oh woman for the love of god! (Jk thanks!)

1. What is you middle name?: Camila (don’t like it not gonna lie)

2. How old are you?: 283. When is your birthday?: 30/11

4. What is your zodiac sign?: Sagittarius (yeah as if all the astrological garbage I reblog didn’t give it away ha)

5. What is your favorite color?: Purple, Black

6. What’s your lucky number?: I’ve been dreaming with 213 lately so

7. Do you have any pets?: My dog Peludo (he’s turning 17 next month omfg, my little fluffy grandpa)

8. Where are you from?: Santiago de Chile

9. How tall are you?: Last time I checked: 1,63 cm

10. What shoe size are you?: Idk about measurements in other countries, but here in Chile I buy #40, and in Mexico I bought #6 (so in conclusion, my feet are big)11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?: Oh boy, I don’t want anyone to imagine this huge fancy closet bc I despise high heels, I own mostly sneakers or combat boots. That anda a few espadrilles make like… Mmm let’s say… 30?

12. What was your last dream about?: I remember the feeling, I was super happy (that’s why I was so annoyed when my pone woke me) but I can remember anything else!

13. What talents do you have?: Memorizing random shit counts?

14. Are you psychic in any way?: No (to my inner Carrie: if you’re in there, time to get out bitch)

15. Favorite song?: What kind of evil question is this!? (anyway I made a 90′s playlist so you can get an idea

16. Favorite movie?: Howl’s Moving Castle

17. Who would be your ideal partner?: Someone who can be my best friend and partner in crime

18. Do you want children?: Lmao no

19. Do you want a church wedding?: LMAO no

20. Are you religious?: I’m spiritual, I think is part of every human (even if it’s just a small part) but I’m not religious

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?: Yup, my appendix exploded when I was 5.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?: No, but maybe in the next four years bc shitty president

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?: Ok why don’t you just rip my heart outta my chest?

24. Baths or showers?: I don’t have a bathub, so no choice for me

25. What color socks are you wearing?: Socks? In this economy? (It’s 28°C rn)

26. Have you ever been famous?: Yeah I have 631 followers I’m famous af

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?: Maybe in the music industry

28. What type of music do you like?: Rock, metal, j pop (yeah you read that right), folklore

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?: No but I want to

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2

31. What position do you usually sleep in?: On my side, hand under the pillow

32. How big is your house?: The average latino house is rather small for our bigs families, but you know that

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?: Mug of tea with milk, cheese and ham snadwich, a few cookies

34. Have you ever fired a gun?: I don’t live in the USA lol

35. Have you ever tried archery?: No, would be cool tho

36. Favorite clean word?: encachao

37. Favorite swear word?: conchetumare

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?: 3 days (I studied architecture so yeah)

39. Do you have any scars?: Appendicitis, and a few in my arms

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?: Nah

41. Are you a good liar?: Mostly

42. Are you a good judge of character?: Not lately

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?: Latinos live for that, you know, we have so many accents in the same language

44. Do you have a strong accent?: When I speak english? Yeah ofc

45. What is your favorite accent?: I do the spaniard accent a lot

46. What is your personality type?: INTJ

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?: A pair of golden boots

48. Can you curl your tongue?: Yup

49. Are you an innie or an outie?: As if I like being indoors? Yes, but not everyday

50. Left or right handed?: Right

51. Are you scared of spiders?: No

52. Favorite food?: Charquicán

53. Favorite foreign food?: Picadas, tacos al pastor, come to me!!!

54. Are you a clean or messy person?: Clean with an orginazed chaos

55. Most used phrased?: “O sea obvio, valor”

56. Most used word?: oye

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?: 1 ½ hour, shower included

58. Do you have much of an ego?: Perhaps, there are people who confuse ego with self love tho

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?: Suck bc braces

60. Do you talk to yourself?: When I’m alone

61. Do you sing to yourself?: Yup

62. Are you a good singer?: I’ll say I’m average but I like my voice

63. Biggest Fear?: Floods are my tw

64. Are you a gossip?: No I hate it

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?: Truman Show is one of my faves

66. Do you like long or short hair?: Short, but I’m letting my hair grow, ironic ik

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?: Why would I?

68. Favorite school subject?: English, arts

69. Extrovert or Introvert?: Introvert at first

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?: I wish

71. What makes you nervous?: Driving (it’s more of a anxiety attack kinda thing)

72. Are you scared of the dark?: Sometimes

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?: All the time

74. Are you ticklish?: Yeah, my bf know and takes advantage of that omg

75. Have you ever started a rumor?: No

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?: Being leader in my project group counts?

77. Have you ever drank underage?: My first beer was at 13 (pretty lame brand tho)

78. Have you ever done drugs?: Alcohol is a drug

79. Who was your first real crush?: A friend I made in my summer vacations

80. How many piercings do you have?: The usual in my ears

81. Can you roll your Rs?“: I’m latino ofc I can

82. How fast can you type?: Not really fast since I’m a bit dyslexic and now I have acrilic nails so it’s even worse

83. How fast can you run?: I can’t run for my life lol

84. What color is your hair?: Brown

85. What color is your eyes?: BROWN

86. What are you allergic to?: seasonal allergies

87. Do you keep a journal?: Used to, I burned them tho lol

88. What do your parents do?: My mom works in an office as a receptionist

89. Do you like your age?: Yes, I feel like I’m 24 tho

90. What makes you angry?: When no one takes me seriously (when I’m being serious ofc)

91. Do you like your own name?: My first name, yes

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?: When I was younger, but I forgot

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?: Lmao do you ask a nonbinary person this type of question? LOL

94. What are you strengths?: I’m not sure if I have any

95. What are your weaknesses?: No patience, always optimistic

96. How did you get your name?: My mom wanted to give me a name that sounded “big and important”

97. Were your ancestors royalty?: This is the whitest question ever, I can really track my ancestors bc, you know, invasion, conquest, genocide and rape?

98. Do you have any scars?: Again!?

99. Color of your bedspread?: White and purple

100. Color of your room?: Light blue (I hate it)

(Te agregué una selfie de Peludo así que mas te vale leerlo todo)

[disabilitymissunderstood]

welp you guys been requesting me to do one, so here i did! enjoy!

1: Full name

Amy)I prefer alex) Kathrine 

2: Age/20

3: 3 Fears

men(i am working on it), small spaces and being forgotten

4: 3 things I love

animals, music, baking/cooking

5: 4 turns on

being held, kissing, hugging, and smiling

6: 4 turns off

yelling, being lied too, betrayal, being mean

7: My best friend

my dog

8: Sexual orientation

 g-a-y (remember i am both genders)

9: My best first date

never been on  a date D:

10: How tall am I

5′4 i am short :c

11: What do I miss

the old me, and my brother Micheal.

12: What time were I born

in the morning (dont know the time)

13: Favourite color

 red, black, grey, and white

14: Do I have a crush

yesss

15: Favorite quote

“people don’t die from suicide, they die from sadness”

16: Favourite place 

library, hot topic, humane society, pet-co/pet smart, cuddling with Gracie, in bed.

17: Favourite food

 pastaa and rice

18: Do I use sarcasm

A L W A Y S

19: What am I listening to right now

 never to late by three days grace

20: First thing I notice in new person

 there attitude 

21: Shoe size/ 8

22: Eye color/  B R O W N

23: Hair color/ B R O W N

24: Favourite style of clothing

anything from Hot topic/spencers

25: Ever done a prank call?

maybe when i was younger??

27: Meaning behind my URL/

i am disabled and just wanna let others that are aswell its okay to be different, you’re not alone<3

28: Favourite movie/ dogs purpose

29: Favourite song/ to many

30: Favourite band/ lots

31: How I feel right now

my neck is killing me >:(

32: Someone I love/ my dog

33: My current relationship status/ S I N G L E

34: My relationship with my parents/ good?

35: Favorite holiday

Christmas, thanksgiving, and Halloween

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

 piercings- my boobs, my septum and my ears (i plan on getting more) and tattoos i haven’t gotten around yet

37: Tattoos and piercing i want/ check my blog

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

just to have a place to express my feelings and likes

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

Y E S 

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

Sometimes

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

yesss

42: When did I last hold hands?

yesterday!

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

like 10 mins

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

yus

45: Where am I right now?

in bed

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

my brothers

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

loud

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

currently living w my mom but i am going to be moving into my apartment soon!

49: Am I excited for anything?

moving into my apartment soon! also applying for college soon!

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

yes!

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

L O T S 

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

today

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

i would be balling rn

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

yes

55: What is something I disliked about today?

nothing

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

mmm good question, probably ronnie radke

57: What do I think about most?

my future and sometimes my past...

58: What’s my strangest talent?

breathing

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

small places

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

some days behind it, others in front of it

61: What was the last lie I told?

mmmmm im not sure

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

texting

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

yes yes

64: Do I believe in magic?

yes

65: Do I believe in luck?

for other people? yes, but for me? no

66: What’s the weather like right now?

its storming (rain and thunder)

67: What was the last book I’ve read?

fifty shades of grey ^_^

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

yes ;,,,,;

69: Do I have any nicknames?

little one, poobear, princess

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

cut on my neck, deep scar on my arm, and my head

71: Do I spend money or save it?

save it 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

no

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?

no

74: Favourite animal?

slothes are so cute! (i generally don’t have a favorite animal i love all)

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

watching netflix

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

mmm don’t know

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

sunflower by post malone

78: How can you win my heart?

by me food and show me u actually love me

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

“she was a hero”

80: What is my favorite word?

F U C K

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

@foodie4ever @tropiclyy @sadviolences @traaumaa @beyondbrokenvixi

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

fuck you T R U  M P

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

don’t know

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

let me fly xD

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

good question, i am not sure.

86: What is my current desktop picture?

my dog

87: Had sex?

Y E S

88: Bought condoms?

mhm

89: Gotten pregnant?

almost

90: Failed a class?

yes :)

91: Kissed a boy?

yes 

92: Kissed a girl?

yus

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

yes

94: Had job?

yes

95: Left the house without my wallet?

many times lmao

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

never

97: Had sex in public?

god no

98: Played on a sports team?

yes

99: Smoked weed?

yes 

100: Did drugs?

yes

101: Smoked cigarettes?

yes

102: Drank alcohol?

yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

V E G A N

104: Been overweight?

yes but currently trying to lose it!

105: Been underweight?

i used to be skinny...(used to be anorexic)

106: Been to a wedding?

yes

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

yes

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

yes

109: Been outside my home country?

yes

110: Gotten my heart broken?

many times

111: Been to a professional sports game?

yes

112: Broken a bone?

yes

113: Cut myself?

i still struggle with it..

114: Been to prom?

no

115: Been in airplane?

yes

116: Fly by helicopter?

yes

117: What concerts have I been to?

marianatrench, post malone, nickleback, miley cyrus, and justin bieber-

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

yes

119: Learned another language?

yes

120: Wore make up?

still do

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

yes

122: Had oral sex?

yes

123: Dyed my hair?

many times

124: Voted in a presidential election?

yes

125: Rode in an ambulance?

yes

126: Had a surgery?

yes

127: Met someone famous?

yes

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

god no

129: Peed outside?

camping...

130: Been fishing?

love it

131: Helped with charity?

always

132: Been rejected by a crush?

yes

133: Broken a mirror?

yes

134: What do I want for birthday?

happinesss

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

i want atleast 4 or 6..

136: Was I named after anyone?

my grandfather(my dads dad) mother

137: Do I like my handwriting?

sure

138: What was my favourite toy as a child?

barbie

139: Favourite Tv Show?

IZombie and big mouth

140: Where do I want to live when older?

in the country.

141: Play any musical instrument?

piano and drums

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?

self-harm

143: Favourite pizza toping?

everything that isn’t meat

144: Am I afraid of the dark?

nah

145: Am I afraid of heights?

yes

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

when i was 12

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

yes

148: What I’m really bad at

not yelling

149: What my greatest achievments are

graduating treatment 

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

“hey, i fucked your dead brother last night” ( a bully said that to me )

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery

buy so many cane corsos

152: What do I like about myself

my personality 

153: My closest Tumblr friend

don’t have one

154: Something I fantasise about

a better life

155: Any question you’d like?

anything!

[49scribes-a]

{--Starting the day off with some quotes from the last stream and then working on drafts!--}

TAKING THE MORNING SHAFTS WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.

I mean... shifts. Totally shifts.

I feel like I'm being shafted tbh.

God that singing ghost lady ruined my life.

Agh, my leg, why does my leg hurt?

It remembers the fear.

Have my gun out. Ready for it... not ready for it. Let's be real here, I'm not ready for it.

I know... HO, I know what's around there.

I hate that I know something's gonna attack me and I know I'm gonna freak out and shoot it and those-- THOSE, are gonna fucking come back to life and attack me too.

Preemptively shoot them. Double tap for the fucking idiot who came before you and didn't.

GET THE SHINY. ALL THE SHINIES.

Oh there's something under that car. And there's also a shiny there.

Mmm, do I want it? Decisions decisions.

Time for me to like, Die inside.

Don't get up, gimme your brain juice.

You... got that brain juice. From his ass.

What is that. Its shiny.

Go grab it. Go hug it.

Fuck that lady. She got herself into this mess.

Yes.... extract their anal juices.

I mean snot.

I mean...

Totally brain juice. Right right.

Shoot her anyway. Shoot her for having a crappy hairstyle.

You start doing some freaky shit like the padre I'm gonna shoot you.

Oh god she's a crack addict. Run. Run far away.

She's on crack or meth -- either way its bad.

I read sebastian as satan.

Sebastain as Satan? How the Hell Isa? Hello though.

I dunno but I think she's about to change and I don't like it.

It gave me an angle and I don't like the angle.

Mobius Dick.

Meth does that to a person. Meth. God. Its such an obvious thing.

I'm serious. Don't fucking start turning into a thing. I'll shoot you. This is a small ass house.

And god that fucking thING. I DIDN'T THINK THAT THING WOULD BE THIS EARLY. W H Y.

GO CLOSER. I CAN'T SEE IT. WHAT IS IT. I KNOW IT WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU BUT I WANNA SEE IT.

OH MY GO-O-O-D. WHY. W H Y. WHYYYY.

That place is glitching out and I don't like it.

This place looks cozy.

Marco? Better not be a fucking polo around here.

MMMMMMMMMMMM YO. Um...

That door is locked. Why is that door locked.

THAT SCREEN WASN'T ON.

It was the asbestos.

That's me. I told you what I planned to do to the house.

I don't like the way the lighting is... I don't I don't I don't. I don't like... the way the lighting iiiiss. Its locked. WHY. *GASPS* OH JESUS CHRIST.

Its fine -- you just walked in on a man getting his viagra.

Oh god.... ooooooh god.

Ur fear. It fuels me.

I DON'T WANT IT. IF THERE'S ANYTHING BEHIND ME I DON'T WANT WHAT YOU'RE SELLING.

ok but. demonic girl scouts.

YOU MOST DEF DO WANT WHAT THEY HAVE.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM...... HMMMMMMMM. SPRINT IT, SPRINT IT, SPRINT IT.

Hey look is that me? I mean Sebastian... is that Sebastian from Beacon? That's so weird? Something better not come out of the blood I swear to god-- don't do it, DON'T DO IT. OHMYGOD.

Little demons that want to sell you death cookies.

yeah but they'd taste bitchin in the few minutes before you died horribly.

Were those... tentacles. Because I know where this is probably going if they were.

Just... break your mic Bianca. Just straight up shatter it.

We all know.

Ok thank gods.

Straight up the ass.

No. Keep those tentacles away from me.

I know that definitely wasn't there before.

Anything else in here that I need, before I go? Besides ANOTHER HEART ATTACK.

Yaoi hands?

You know that lady in the first game with all the spider arms and long claws? Yeah, that was her. I recognize those claws.

OH. I KNOW. I KNOW HER.

YE. DAMN. I HATE HER. If she appears in this one, I'm going to riot.

THERE BETTER NOT BE ANYTHING ELSE WAITING FOR ME OUT THERE BECAUSE I WILL SHOOT IT IN THE FACE. You all dancing over there across the street? That's fine because I don't want you ANYWHERE NEAR ME RIGHT NOW.

The void.

WHAT IS IT. GOD.

Oh a shiny.

I bet it was weed. Sebastian out here picking up bad weed.

Whatever. Whatever whatever whatever, I'm just hearing shit.

OH NO. NO NO NO NO. WHY IS SHE HERE. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE HER AGAIN. UNTIL CHAPTER 7.

She just wants your scalp.

She wants you. She thinks you're her lover. She's the clingy girlfriend.

That's horrifying.

OH MY GOD SHE DO THAT FAST MOVEMENT SHIT, NO, NO, BYE.

That noise was behind me... that noise was behind me, right? ...that wasn't behind me.

I don't know what's going on but someone's having a rough old time in there.

Someone is having a bad time in the bathroom. They need laxatives.

Oh hello, there's two of you. How the fuck did you get in here?

Bye to your fuCKING HEAD. Bye to yours too.

Why is there a pile of dead bodies here now? This wasn't here before. This game keeps changing and I don't like it. I'm afraid to see what I'm gonna find down there now.

Watermelon head steve.

Tfw ur mom calls u "allen" and u don't know why but brb

Porn. Its their porn.

Nah it'll be singing ghost this time.

Yodel-a-yeehoo. Nothing?

Nobody down here and this is what I came to get. This is what I risked my fucking life for.

Please... please... please don't pop up again.

FUCK this house by the way. Like. Fuck this house.

BTW. MY WORK PLACE HAS RAT TRAPS SO I GUESS THEY HAVE VERMIN PROBLEMS, AND THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY BC IF I SEE ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS IMMA GRAB IT WITH MY BARE HANDS AND WOW THE WHOLE STORE. UP MY PAY GRADE -- I CAN CATCH RATS MAH SELF. They keep getting into our soda syrup specifically. Idk why.

I wanna buy my own soda syrup so I can just... put it on pancakes.

I don't think its that kind of syrup.

Try anything once.

Exactly. Especially once if its toxic.

Hey man its your life.

And quite possibly your funeral but u know. Have fun. Yolo.

You guys can all stay the HELL away from me big thing. Don't want it.

PRO TIP. SINCE THERE'S A MILLION SUBWAYS ALL OVER THE GD PLACE. THEY HAVE LOTS OF BAGGED PICKLES AND JALAPENOS AND BANNA PEPPERS AND SAUCES JUST... RIGHT THERE. RIPE FOR THE TAKING. And they last quite a while in the bags.

What is that? Is that like a milkshake bar?

Its a SKYSHIP. STEAMPUNK TIMES. Wait hold on. Airship.

The mile high club.

Shoot em in the ass. That'll teach em.

She's your stalker gf. U will be hers or u will not have the chance to be anything else.

Ditched out on your date with her. What else did u expect.

That's fine u didn't want to know what it was anyway.

Standing in the bushes. A great strategy. I love bushes.

She def didn't hear that.

Can he ghost through walls. Can she open doors.

Bushes are friends.

Glitching blood. Same.

I know she can go straight through doors I just hope she doesn't go straight through this fucking door.

Mood.

She's coming for you.

Go away lady I don't want what you're fucking selling.

She's not selling anything -- she wants what you tried to sell her. Your heart.

Hige you're not helping.

The cold is mood too. Its fucking freezing in my room rn.

The dead man is mood. The dead man and his glitchy blood -- hella mood.

Okay its not helping that my controller is also doing this weird pulsing vibrate and I don't like it.

He's not dead, he's just resting. Oh my god.

Go out there and just. Run.

Run and don't look back.

There she be.

Something just mOVED. IN MY ROOM. I'M F FREAKCING. S C R EAMS. Oh nothing moved. I moved that earlier. Okay we're good.

Seriously can someone just look up how long these encounters last because I don't know and I don't think she's supposed to be following me around but maybe its just me and she's just like "HEY YOU YOU'RE JUST SPECIAL".

She's a betta fish. Look at her dress. Betta fish.

Or maybe she's a friend. She sings songs. She's friendly. She just wants to make you happy with her singing.

She has all them arms for hugs.

I'm holding my breath for u.

Just keep moving. She can only be behind you right.

I mean. She could be. Above you. Or under you.

My waifu. She's gone.

Damn that bitch really needs to stop harassing me.

File a restraining order.

Oh that sounds like a good time.

Shot it in the face.

He laugh at u.

What r u doing. Don't run into it.

w ha t he f cuk. I sjt. c chOEKD O N MY PIZ A.

I hate to be the one to tell you this but... acid beats knife.

Don't die isa.

Su ch en cour a gng wor d s.

b i tch you better run.

WHAT WAS THAT.

Note to self... electric bolts work WONDERS on those things.

Dang. No creepies in the crates.

I'd rather have the ghostie boo instead of that... fleshy thing.

Sounds like they got into the firecrackers again.

He angery. HULK WANT OUT. LET HULK OUT.

Hulk's weak bitch ass cousin.

You're dead right? Like, one hundred percent? Because... if either of you get up. You DEFINITELY better not get the fuck back up again.

Hulk's disappointed in his cousin.

I am doing a concern, friend.

You don't like any noise, Bianca.

You're right Kit, I don't like any noise, because noise means bad stuff.

I've figured out why its so cold in my room. The ghost lady has come to me. I'm embracing it.

She has come to hug u.

Yes.

She has many arms for tight hugs.

GOod. I like hugs.

Technically they're like. Sashes or something. Like a gd betta fish.

Betta fish lady ghost. I wanna muse her now. Bettafishghcst would be the url. She's coming 4 u, Lavi.

That fucking laugh tho. "nyA HA".

Why would u do that 2 Lavi.

Bc I love him.

mAN I WANT SOME COFFEE.

Coffee is nasty. Ya'll are nasty.

Wow. Not if you put enough cream and sugar and flavoring in it.

Cappuchinos are where its at.

Nah still nasty.

It doesn't taste like coffee anymore-- wOW.

Coffee is the devil's brew.

Uuuuuh this place looks no bueno.

The devil's brew and the devil's lettuce. Le go. How many other things does the decil have. Devil*

No its decil now.

Does the devil live on a farm in the country?

BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL BUT ASIDE FOR MEEE, FOR MEEEEEEEEE, FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Devil butt. Fuck yea. Thanks beez.

I... I meant. put. gOD DA MN I T. FUC KK.

Gotta face ur fears Bianca. Face them like a man. A big, burly man.

A bara. Have those huge yaoi hands.

Someone's gassy.

I hear something... where is it? Oh no. NOOO. ITS THIS BITCH. Why.

ITS A CLICCCKEEEERRRR.

Called it.

Even in assumed death, they have a knife. Relatable.

YEET.

BLOW OUT HER UTERUS BIANCA.

SHE. EATS. BULLETS.

Back. I got sour patch. Hopefully I don't end up choking on it.

Sour patch to soothe your soul.

Like I choked on me fucki n pizza?

You know what she reminds me of? The um... Witches from Left for Dead?

"YOU STARTLED THE WITCH".

And y'know now I can't get back up so this is it. This is me, gonna die and regretting it, doing it a lot.

"You startled the witch" my ass, more like-- WHOA, that startled me. More like you have a death wish.

Best friends kill each other before the apocolypse.

Good thing Lavi and Doug aren't friends then huh? Kek.

Lavi and doug tb-- i'm.

Oh wait. : >

I... sorry Bianca, I have to leave because SOMEONE'S being mean to me. Jk. I'm staying but gD.

They're having a rave. GLOWY EYES RAVE. *BEAT BOXES*

Oh look there's a ladder... there's a tripwire too. God damn it, where's the camera?

U lived. I CAN'T BELIEVE.

That's bad luck.

I hate how tight it is and that I'm not seeing whatever is seeing me. I hear heAVY BREATHING.

That's not heavy breathing -- its purring.

Its Doug. He's coming for u.

o h. nOT DOUG.

SURPRISE.

MY SON ISN'T LIKE THAT. MY SON JUST WANTS AFFECTION.

STRANGER DANGER.

Don't blow urself up.

Hallejulerr.

The green juice is fuji dew.

You're dead, right? You're not dead, I'm not gonna bother you right now.

Evil train. tHERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT TRAIN.

I love the editions of the flies in this game, but the lack of maggots and decay is upsetting.

That's a big rat.

I SAW IT MOVING. I KNEW IT WAS THERE.

She's busy freaking over the rat.

I haven't seen someone so upset over a rat since my mom found a mouse in her pillow.

She's just mad cuz her tanning bed turned her into jerky.

Head splodey.

You woke them up. What the fuck that was rude of you.

I mean, you're alive. I consider that a silver lining to this whole situation.

I keep expecting more gouls in a box.

Ghouls in a box, much like kittens in a box, but now with fifty percent more mauling.

Only fifty?

What, is fifty percent mauling not good enough for you? Is this years model of ghouls not violent enough? GOD KIT, not everyone can keep up with your strict mauling standards.

Oh come on my mauling standards aren't that high. I just assumed this wasn't the world of Hello Kitty or MLP.

How safe is O'Neal's safe house, really?

You can service me any time bby.

Probably cuz you got cockblocked by the ghost lady lmao.

She wants u to stay that bad. She's such a sweetheart. Clingy and murderous, but a sweetheart.

Oh that looks like a fun time. Let's walk right into the squiggly room.

Hey look its the slow mo brain juice again.

Its just a bullet to the brain m8. Aint that bad. I've taken a few of those.

U mean Fuji juice. Wait.

Tropical punch.

I meant fuji dew.

Blah, can't read with this-- Damn it sour patch. You're ruining me.

Ur gf is coming.

Please nothing come at me-- YOU'RE A FITCH.

It blue but it not cold.

Um... see THAT I don't like.

Excuse you. That is called abstract art. And it is gorgeous.

THAT SCREAM.

All I heard was the sound of my ears imploding. And then silence.

Its the sound of forgiveness.

Its neato.

Screaming and then silence.

OKAY CARL. Get out of here.

Okay phone?-- not cool.

No save -- we live and scream and die like men.

Don't get caught by the ghost lady in all that distance ; >

Wing it like a birb. Caw caw.

Sitting here making noise in rl with the desperate hope it gets you caught somehow.

midget shadow.

Children are omens of death. Do not follow the pitter patter of feet.

Can confirm. Just look at Colette.

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT.

Too easy, Isa. Too easy : >

I swear to god nothing better crawl out after me. I will throw my controller at the TV and then regret it.

U think a door will save you? Ur a stupid bitch.

She's... probably dead. Just like. nEVER MIND.

Ur waifu awaits.

I really hope nothing is waiting for me. Other than those things across the field-- where'd they go? ....Wheeerre'd they gooo?

That earlier growl says there probably is.

Okay now I'm concerned, there were... things. All of the things were-- okay where are they. They were rIGHT THERE.

Maybe you got lucky and they just despawned.

That's what we thought about the ghost lady kek.

Your "why"s just now kinda sounded like the ghost lady's "la la"s.

That's way too man <3s.

She ain't going anywhere. Driving me nuts with your hunkering in one spot and standing still.

So much for "no ghost lady until chapter 7"

Well too bad Hige I'm not prone to run gung ho like "HEEEYYY".

Well you either run or you die so its really just up to your personal preference.

M8 that is too red to be days old. That is five hours at best.

I have this love hate relationship with kids because part of me is like "satan spawns" but then I just. want to protect them. Like what the fuck is wrong with me.

I hate kids and I have no desire to protect them.

And you are 100% faking death good sir.

There's another little statue here, but I-- don't wanna be here anymore, BYE. Yep, don't wanna be here. Don't wanna, don't wanna, don't wanna.

He didn't see shit now.

*sighs* That body kinda twitched and it was nasty how it did it.

Good job Bianca. Can't climb up a damn ramp.

Please stop yelling. Stop yelling.

Ew. Ew. I mean its a little cool, but ew.

I don't like not having shotgun shells. Shotgun shells are like my security blanket.

Sebastian, please, take the steps like. Two at a time.

Nothing is ever "just a light" kek.

"Another doll" how many dolls this fucking kid have?

Who died? Who you? Randall Figg.

WHOA. OKAY. That hallways gone.

ITS THE BAE.

That's a tentacle monster.

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. Well. I've heard of enough hentai to know.

I have actually seen enough hentai to know.

Sin city poppin up round here.

Are those human centipedes?

SHE FOUR LEGGING IT.

Oh my god there's more things here. O'Neal. Even though you're an ass, at least you gave me stuff.

I wanna lick every single window in this place. I'm not sure why, but I just want to.

[tenseoyong]

Daddy A-Z: Doyoung

Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.

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A = Announcement.- How do you tell him and the world that you’re expecting? I think Doyoung is a fun relationship kind of guy, lots of teasing and jokes. Telling him would probably be something fun but very blatant, like cupcakes with baby things decorating them. Don’t ask why, but I just thought of cupcakes and I think that’d be fun. As for telling the world, I don’t think Doyoung has a care for it, if he even announces it before the actual birth, he’ll just throw it out there, ‘we’re expecting. thx’

B = Books.- Did he read the books? I don’t see Doyoung reading too many baby books, I think he’s more of a dad that will have google on standby when he’s confused about something. “why would i buy books to spend hours looking for an answer when my phone takes 1.3 seconds? cmon now babe”


C = Cuddles.- Who cuddles the baby more?  Doyoung’s going to be a very clingy dad, let me tell you that. He’s going to always have his bub in his arms, so 9/10, if someone’s cuddling the babe, it’s Doyoung. Or more or less he’s the one that likes rocking the baby in the chair and he falls asleep with the baby on his chest. Take a picture, I bet it’s the cutest thing in the world.


D = Daddy.- His reaction to being called Daddy and it setting in. 
 I can imagine his butt in the doctor’s office, at the ultrasound and the nurse says, “and this must be daddy ^_^” and he’s instantly gone. It’d be the first time someone other than his s/o and the members has called him that, and it finally hits him like a truck. It’s not a joke. He’s actually going to be a dad. Fck. Doyoung’s going to be so blushy and shy while he’s practically dancing and screaming in joy inside. He’s such a bub ugh 

E = Empty.- Who goes to the store when you guys run out of supplies? Doyoung is dressed and ready in a flash when his s/o calls out that they’re out of formula, or diapers, or wipes. He’s basically a butler masked as a dad for his s/o, he’s at their beck and call, and ready to run and get anything needed. It’s typically Doyoung that makes the store visits. 


F = Feeding time- Who does feeding time?
 Honestly, you can’t leave Doyoung alone with food, I feel like he’s that dad that uses the ‘see! it’s good! mmm daddy likes it! you try!’ bs, but ends up actually eating the baby food and liking it. Either he needs watched or his s/o is going to be the one that usually does the feeding. The bunny can’t be trusted. 

G = Grumpy baby. - Who is better at dealing with a grumpy baby? 
 While I think Doyoung would be pretty good at dealing with a grumpy baby, I think he’d get frustrated pretty quick? Dealing with baby cries a lot, is usually a partnership, feeding off each other’s energy or goofiness to make the baby all smiles and laughter again. 

H = How?- how many kids does he want? Tries to not make a bunny having kids joke rn I don’t see Doyoung having a boat load of kids, two is probably going to be his maximum, but I can see him striving for two, rather than just sticking to one. 


J = Jokes.- best dad joke?  “If prisoners could take their own mugshots, they’d be called cellfies”

K = Kisses.- His favorite place to kiss the baby. Doyoung’s totally a bby cheek kisses kind of dad. Honestly, who can resist chubby baby cheeks? You always wanna pinch and poke the lil cheeks and he has full reign over this tiny human? Bet your butt he’s gonna kiss his baby’s cheeks non stop.


L = Little.- How he feels when he holds the baby for the first time.
 Doyoung’s another one that’s just going to be so overcome with joy and happiness at the arrival of his child and it’s finally here, in his arms, that he’s just going to be a sobbing mess in the delivery room. He’s a mess of tears and sputtering about how he’s never been happier, and thanking his s/o for giving him this moment, and how he’s going to protect and love the both of them with his entire being. 

M = Mommy.- what does he call you? 
 I feel like Doyoung is a classic parent title kind of dad, mommy and daddy are his thing, and you bet your foot that him and his s/o will be that annoying parent couple that only refers to each other as their parent title lmao. It’s cute tho. Someone should do that with me, I have my kitten, we can have a son together. Pls. 

N = Nappies.- who deals with the really bad ones? 
 Lmao Doyoung mysteriously vanishes the second bad nappies are in question. He’s just gone. Poof. I feel like he’ll be that asshat dad that’ll argue who’s fault it is, so they have to clean it. “You’re the one that gave it that nasty food, I told you it’d end bad! It’s on you!”

O = Onesies- Who likes to dress the baby in ridiculous outfits?  I swear Doyoung is that dad that gets all those weird clothes from walmart. You know those baby clothes, if you’ve been to Walmart. He’s getting all those weird pun baby clothes, and ugly frilly clothes because reasons. I don’t think the outfits are that crazy but they...ain’t cute. 


P = Pet names- names he calls the baby. 
 Doyoung’s a soft bun, and I can imagine he has the softest names for his child. Stuff like ‘daddy’s sunshine’ or ‘the light of my life’ and cute stuff like that, I think he has a freaking list of different nicknames he calls his bub. 

Q = Questions.- How many questions does he ask the nurse? 
 #IGotGoogle lmao I don’t think Doyoung would be a very question-y person, especially when he’s a blubbering mess in the delivery room. He’s too distracted by the moment to care about questions he can figure out later on. He’s in his dad moment, and doesn’t have time to care about anything else.

R = Rely- what is the biggest thing you rely on each other for? 
 With Doyoung, I think it’ll be affection. Especially it being their first child, there’s very little time for yourself, let alone time alone with the s/o, and sometimes you forget how you even got here. So a big thing Doyoung and his s/o rely on each other for keeping intimacy, Doyoung makes it a point in the day that him and his s/o have to have a mental break, and just sit on the couch or smth, take a mental break, and cuddle.

S = Sleep duty. - who gets up when it’s really late at night? 
 Doyoung is kind of dead most nights, it’s kind of hard to wake Dad!Doyoung up unless you like...punch him in the face. So either his s/o gets up or lays there pinching Doyoung until he wakes up. It’s worth it though, train him. Pinch him. Do it. 

T = Trepidation.- fears as a new parent.  I think it’ll hit him as soon as something goes wrong, how little prepared the cocky idiot was. He didn’t read anything, or ask anything, figuring he’ll just figure it out along the way. Well that was a dumb move. The first time the baby has a rash or won’t eat and he’s completely lost in how to fix the situation, he loses his mind. He’s crying more than the baby while trying to call someone or google what to do, and he just feels like he’s failed as a parent. His fear is just, fucking up really? Thinking he would be fine when he wasn’t. But he’s got resources and his s/o, he’ll be fine. 


U = Ultra sounds.- His reactions to the ultrasounds. Like the delivery, the ultra sound is one of the milestones in having kids that really hits hard that, yes, you are in fact going to be a parent. Look at your little alien wiggling on screen. That’s your kid. Congrats. Between sputtering and crying his eyes out, Doyoung is just immensely proud. Proud he’s going to be a dad, and that the baby he helped make is healthy and on the right track, and in just a few short months he’s going to have that blurry image in his arms for real. 


V = Values.- what is the most important value he wants to teach your child.
 I think Doyoung would do pretty standard values, like making sure his kid is happy and content with themself, and things that build self esteem and things of that nature. The last thing he wants is to see his child not be confident in themself and being unhappy. 

W = Water.- Who gives the babe the baths?  Bath time is specifically daddy/babe bonding time, Doyoung loves messing around in the bathroom, making shapes in the bubbles and putting on a show with the bath toys he’d gotten for the babe. Although something that should have taken a whole 10 minutes or less ends up taking an hour, but he’s having fun with his kid, so let him live.


X = X-mas- what do you guys plan for the holidays? 
 Holidays are kind of hectic, with Doyoung, I think holidays will be spent at other peoples’ homes(family, friends, etc) rather than at Doyoung’s home. Running around with a baby to see Santa, visit his parents, his s/o’s parents, to see the members, it’s a mess and he’s dead by the end of the day, but hey, it’s the holidays. They’re always hell.

Y = Yelling.- How many fights do the two of you get in? 
 Generally Doyoung is just a grumbler. When him and his s/o get in a disagreement, he’s like an old man pouting in his chair and mumbling how he’s right and you’re wrong. The most that will happen is the disagreements end up with non-inside voice arguments, but full blown fights/yelling are very rare. 

Z = Zoo- How crazy is the house after the birth? Is it a house or a zoo, scientists can’t tell. Honestly most of the mess can be blamed on Doyoung not cleaning up the things he’s dragged out for no reason rather than like, regular post-kid messes. There’s stuff strung everywhere, and he’s the only one that knows where anything is. More reason to blame Doyoung for the mess, since he knows where he left everything. “Looking for the pacifier? Oh I think it’s in the couch. Remote? Yeah, it’s in the tub. Don’t ask.” God help his s/o.

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all 92 😘

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?no way man she’d probably dom the fuck out of me

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?nope.

3. Have you taken someones virginity?n o p e

4. Is trust a big issue for you?YEAH

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?like in terms of romantic??? no. like in terms of “we have a really weird relationship and idfk how i feel @ you”? yeah.

6. What are you excited for?april 19th!!! my friend and i are going to go see phoebe bridgers in madison!!!!

7. What happened tonight?its 10am so ill roll with last night: i played nv and got killed in a beautiful cacophony of deathclaws and the legion :) and then my game crashed.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?no bc id be right there with them

9. Is confidence cute?very

10. What is the last beverage you had?i think some water? okay not the last but: hot water is so good with wildflower honey pls just drink some its good for your soul okay???

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?opposite is bullshit but i guess like,, 3? half my friends are nonbinary so counting EVERYONE regardless of gender and shit id say 6 people

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?im a proud supporter of boys in skinny jeans and i own 2 or 3 pairs

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?my main ho @thebonerfoy is coming up to visit me and were probably gonna pack all my shit in her car and play cards against humanity

14. What are you going to spend money on next? lmao probably my student loans. unless i can get the hours i asked for at work or a sugar daddy, then im gonna buy a proper lid for my fishtank bc my poor kid has a piece of cardboard rn.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?no

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?yeah. even in a state of stagnation were changing somehow.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?probably amanda, but im working on trying to be better with everyone

18. The last time you felt broken?my dude, im broken right now. its okay though. like i said, im working on it. were all fckn broken somehow.

19. Have you had sex today?not unless a ghost and i got in on in my sleep. which would be pretty cool ngl

20. Are you starting to realize anything?on a deep level: i deserve respect and a lot of my issues relate directly to my upbringing, including my inability to receive praise or speak well of myselfon a not-deep level: kinda hungry.

21. Are you in a good mood?i think i just heard fedex or ups outside so my mood just skyrocketed

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?maybe like. nurse sharks. theyre really cute.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?yeah

24. What do you want right this second?to take a day to go into the city with all my friends that i cant see on a regular basis

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?probably be upset unless we discussed it beforehand. then id be fckn cheering for them like you go get some!!!! do it man!!!! in general tho: if i wasnt with them and they didnt show interest in me and showed interest in someone else id just move tf on.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?half of it is bc my roots are growing out

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?no. too boring.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?okay so i went to renew my library books and one of my favorite youtubers is on the library website dressed as one of his characters and i completely flipped because i watch his gaming channel and now hes interviewing authors for my library??? he doesnt even live in my town!! hes in madison!!

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?no? im enjoying my solitude atm

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?depends on the person

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?no! hes my friend and gives really good advice!

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?i think so. i mean, were kind of a thing.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?yeah.

34. Listening to?killer - phoebe bridgers

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?only if im doing a rough journal spread, which i dont normally do

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?hes probably in class right now. 

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?love at first sight? no. some sort of mutual infatuation/attraction? yes.

38. Who did you last call?my mom

39. Who was the last person you danced with?dancing with as in both dancing at the same time? probably amanda or my mom.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?we were dating and he was cute lmao

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? a couple months ago? 

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?no bc she leaves for work before i wake up

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?constantly.

44. Do you tan in the nude?lmao no.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?no. as previously stated, i liked the guy and he was cute. why would i take that back?

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?yeah

47. Who was the last person to call you?my mom

48. Do you sing in the shower?sometimes

49. Do you dance in the car?yEAH

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?yes i love my bow :’) its so good and wow i love archery

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?picture day junior year of highschool, and if that doesnt count: my mother took me in at jcp to have pictures taken when i graduated 8th grade and theyre awful bc my hair is so long and its so not me

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?excuse me, how dare you,, in this house we ask for war and peace for christmas because npgc1812 is so good and then get addicted to ghost quartet (@ anyone reading this: pls listen to ghost quartet it is so so so good)

53. Is Christmas stressful?depends on the year, but i hope in the future i can spend it with my friends :)

54. Ever eat a pierogi?i just had some last night for dinner and im probably going to eat the leftovers in a couple minutes. also, my mother is polish and we see her family for holidays, so yeah. lots of pierogi in this house.

update: i got the leftovers

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?idk??? apple? im basic okay i dont eat pie

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?1. teacher2. ballerina3. both 1 & 2, simultaneously4. paleontologist5. archaeologist6. both 4 & 5, simultaneously7. librarian8. game designer9. author/illustrator

57. Do you believe in ghosts?yeah

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?almost daily

59. Take a vitamin daily?im supposed to ;) vitamin d deficiency like a real champ

60. Wear slippers?real talk i never liked slippers but then i bought these cute pig slippers @ walmart for $10 and i love them so much i tried wearing them to sleep last night. also im wearing them rn theyre so cute

61. Wear a bath robe?i live in a dorm, so yeah. to the bathroom and back when i take a shower. sometimes im lazy and i just run around in a towel but so do half the people on my side of the hall lmao were all lazy and dead inside

62. What do you wear to bed?fluffy pajama pants or sweats, tshirt or hoodie, socks, sometimes slippers.. once i fell asleep with a beanie on. when im being an Adult i wear my actual pajamas!!! like a legit shirt and pants that match

63. First concert?none that i was old enough to remember :’) apparently my mom took me to the rodeo when we lived in texas and saw some country group but i was like 2 so idfk

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?TARGET I AM A CERTIFIED TARGET GAY

65. Nike or Adidas?adidas bc my feet are too wide to fit in nikes

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?yall real talk i used to love cheetos but i think im allergic to them now? last time i had them my throat got all swollen and hurt for like 3 days so im gonna have to say fritos. plus theyre really good if you put them in chili

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?sunflower seeds bc im a slut for anything i can have a spitting contest with

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?lmao i used to like her when i was like. 11. not my scene anymore

69. Ever take dance lessons?i dont think so?

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?anything that makes them happy, but also something fun!!!! like wedding photographer or a baker or maybe zookeeper?

71. Can you curl your tongue?idk??? kinda????? i can tie a cherry stem so i want to say yes.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?no i always got out bc my anxiety made me stutter/rush and miss letters, so i never even got past the classroom levels to the real thing

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?a lot!!! i laugh so hard i cry and get a stomach ache more than id like to admit

74. What is your favorite book?eleanor & park by rainbow rowell :) OR alice’s adventures in wonderland by lewis caroll

75. Do you study better with or without music?depends on if i can get into hyperfocus mode or not. if not, then i pick one song and put it on loop and blast it until it fades and is just loud background noise, but if i can focus then silence is best

76. Regularly burn incense?i used to but no burning anything in the dorms :( then i came home for break and it started giving me a headache

77. Ever been in love?i think so

78. Who would you like to see in concert?kesha, against me!, my chemical romance (rip), bigbang (also rip)

79. What was the last concert you saw?the one i mentioned earlier @ a rodeo

80. Hot tea or cold tea?hot tea

81. Tea or coffee?i live on coffee but i love tea too so both

82. Favorite type of cookie?mmm snickerdoodle. or just sugar cookies. chocolate chip is good when theyre hot and melty but not as good when theyre cold

83. Can you swim well?yeah! i love swimming!

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?yeah?

85. Are you patient?hahahahahahhahahahhahahhaa

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?oo. oooooo. okay so dj would have more variety of music but im a sucker for live music??? idk i feel like a band would be more memorable, but what if they fuck up your favorite song??? but what if they make it more special???????

87. Ever won a contest?yeah! i won an art contest once and got my drawing printed on christmas cards for a nonprofit that did things for cancer patients!

88. Ever have plastic surgery?im 17 i dont have that kind of money

89. Which are better black or green olives?depends on what theyre in?

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?good. live your life fuck the rules

91. Best room for a fireplace?bedroom!!! i love fireplaces in bedrooms its such a Look

92. Do you want to get married?idk. if it happens then it happens. im not planning on it though.

[captain-ezri-dax]

ALL OF THEM ANSWER EVERY SINGLE ONE IF I HAVE TO DO IT SO DO Y O U

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uhh i guess formatting wants 44 to be on top. i can’t believe #44 is a top, all the other numbers are bottoms & 7 8 9

44: A random fact about anything - anyone who’s played dragon age inquisition but says that Sera isn’t autistic or at least ND can eat my ass

0: Height - i actually have no real idea lmao?? At least 5”7’ i think

1: Age - aaaaam 20

2: Shoe size - again i can’t tell u cause i haven’t needed to buy new shoes in literally 4 years

3: Do you smoke? - nope

4: Do you drink? - not yet

5: Do you take drugs? - nah

6: Age you get mistaken for - lmao i dont get mistaken for ages im not tbh

7: Have tattoos? - nope

8: Want any tattoos? - hell yeah?? I’d get a nier automata tattoo tbh, maybe a dragon age & rwby one too

9: Got any piercings? - nah

10: Want any piercings? - naah

11: Best friend? - probably Tori??

12: Relationship status - single as shit

13: Biggest turn ons - nicee looking tummies, lap sitting, hickies, neck kissing, tiddies

14: Biggest turn offs - uHH i actually don’t rly know?? Pee, dd/lg & bullshit like that, keep all that away fromm me

15: Favorite movie - idk if i rly have one tbh?? I’ve watched spiderman homecoming a lot

16: I’ll love you if… - tag me in things, send me posts i might like or pictures of things u see that remind u of me or think i’d like?? Be even vaguely nice to me lmao

17: Someone you miss - well, people who aren’t in my life any more aren’t rly people i miss tbh?? I miss pmuch all my friends when they aren’t around tho

18: Most traumatic experience - probably the utterly relentless bullying throughout my entire school career & the teachers agreeing w/ my bullies (but not outright saying ofc) lmao

19: A fact about your personality - uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh?? I get very excited when friends make me things or show me their own things but have a kind of hard time showing it? Does that count. What counts. Help

20: What I hate most about myself - myy probably abandonment issues, clinginess meaning that i try distancing myself from a lot of people in case i get too clingy, my writing style, the fact that it’s impossible for me to learn a new skill cause not getting it right immediately upsets me & i can’t learn, literally my entire body, how my mind works, my writing style & i can’t keep going or i’ll never stop

21: What I love most about myself - uhhh sometimes i make okay worlds & characters i guess??

22: What I want to be when I get older - mmm don’t rly care as long as i have time to spend time w/ friend & play vidya

23: My relationship with my sibling(s) - not bad but like. Not good either?? We just don’t talk lmao

24: My relationship with my parent(s) - bad

25: My idea of a perfect date - videogames, movies, naps, cuddles

26: My biggest pet peeves - lmao idk this one either tbh

27: A description of the girl/boy I like - n/a rn

28: A description of the person I dislike the most - the president of the united states

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend - i. Haven’t lied to friends?? Do people do that??

30: What I hate the most about work/school - it’d be much much shorter to ask what i liked about school & then it’d be such an incredibly short list

31: What my last text message says - i technically don’t get texts cause discord is near my sole means of communication at this point

32: What words upset me the most - “futa” lmao, i don’t even see it only on porn blogs anymore, i’ve seen it a few times on sfw art

33: What words make me feel the best about myself - mmm shrug, just validation of my existence

34: What I find attractive in women - not being a fuckin ter/f or any kind of fuckin bigot but otherwise?? But otherwise it’s hard to pin down lmao, all women are good

35: What I find attractive in men - since when are men attractive in literally any way

36: Where I would like to live - andromeda

37: One of my insecurities - mMM what if my friends don’t actually like talking to me & just feel bad for me

38: My childhood career choice - traffic cop lmao

39: My favorite ice cream flavor - miiiint

40: Who I wish I could be - uUUH?? Me i guess but in the right body & wihtout the defects

41: Where I want to be right now - in my room but w/ a working computer

42: The last thing I ate - cake lmao

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately - i genuinely can’t think of any real people lmao, so i’ll just say Aloy

[wizardingbias]

HP!headcanon - BTS V

|| WIZARDINGBIAS - where your fave bands live in hakho’s hogwarts au ||

Character Headcanons ↳ BTS V // Taehyung Marshall // Gryffindor

okay this boi will be the death of me and im not even a taehyung stan

Why is this boy a Gyffindor?

lemme tell ya listen up, buckle up, put on that strap

strap on

more under the cut hoes

such soft bebe

but also dangerous bebe

he is notorious for not giving a fuck about rules

like he used to

but then his mama was like

yolo my child

So in my au, taehyung has an incredibly liberal japanese mother who is very hippie-esque and he has a twin sister, and i chose wheein from mmm bc

fuck yeah

tae’s best friend in the entire world is his mother

but wheein comes a close second lets be honest

and growing up, taetae doesn’t really need much more than his sister and his mom, but he does wish his dad came home from ukraine a little bit more often

he’s a dragon trainer

it’s so gd cool, lil taetae gushes about it every time he meets someone new, and then he points at his eyes because they have golden flecks in them and the story is that his father was so exposed to dragon’s and dragon fire and dragon scales that a mutation occurred and golden flecks planted themselves in his eyes like the ambers of a fire

and both wheein and tae has them but only tae thinks they’re the coolest thing in the world

wheein is all like ‘?????’ bc her brother gets weird abt stuff like that

so

YEAR 1

taetae and wheein are so lucky to have each other tbh, because if not tae would roam around the entire train and probably make friends with the weird kids that accidentally but not-accidentally try to poison you

so thank merlin wheein is there to reel him into a compartment and keep him busy without getting into trouble

taetae needs a leash honest to god

it’s here lil 11 y/o taetae meets überly shy-

shy shy shy

-little Jimin but jimin is so cute and fluffy cheeked tae can’t contain himself when jimin asks if he can sit here with them

taehyung leaps at the answer

“yES!”

and they click so well and jimin blushes so much at taehyung’s compliments on his fluffy cheeks

and they show each other pictures of their cute little pets

taehyung loves animals so much and it’s totally okay if Jimin’s owl doesn’t like him rn because it’s beautiful and fluffy and jimin’s eyes are halfmoons as taehyung gushes over this pretty little baby owl

Carrot, Taehyung’s tabby cat,

is named carrot bc of the really really orange fur duh

looooooooooooovvvvessssss jimin so muuuccchhh

same carrot same

and taehyung grabs his portable camera, (wizarding technology has come so far to use polaroids to take wizarding pictures cuz that thing Colin Creevey used in the second hp film is just waaayyy too big boii), and takes a snapshot of carrot spreading his limbs out over Jimin’s small lap

its so cute

taehyung can’t

i cant either

and when Jimin and Tae are sorted into the same house, it’s gd amazing cuz yas gryffindor yas, and they jump into each others’ arms so dramatically when they meet each other at the table

everyone in the Great Hall coos at them

as they should

and everyone knows this friendship is gonna go down in the history books

yEAR 2

obviously, jimin and tae have hung out over the summer, and tae has introduced his best friend in the whole wide world to his mother who absolutely adores him

but not as much as taehyung adores jimin

and their entire summer is spent playing with wheein and her new found best friend hwasa and it’s great

lots of new friends

who are good influences

bc tae is totally the type to accidentally befriend the troublemakers and fit in so well with them and their antics lets be honest

but in year 2, he gets a lot of new friends as well, because he’s such a social butterfly and here at Hogwarts, people actually think tae’s dragon eyes story is cool thank you very much, wheein 

*snappy sass fingers*

and he makes friends with all the people in his year, like guys named joshua, and jeonghan and a girl named jisoo and so many more

and he loves hanging out with so many friends

and being able to greet them fondly every time they pass each other in the hallways

his eyes light up as he waves

don’t imagine squishy little gryffindor tae smiling like the whole world is at peace okay. don’t. your heart will hurt.

but jimin suddenly seems a little distant

doesn’t really wanna eat together anymore

always so busy

and tae’s like

“we’re second years. there isn’t that much going on”

but eventually jimin tells him

like in the middle of the night when he can’t sleep

that jimin feels left out

replaced

and tae’s heart hurts and he cries for making jimin feel like that because of course he’s not replaced, jimin is his bestest bestest friend in the whole wide world

and things get better from there

thank god bc imagining mini jimin all sad and sitting alone bc he thinks his only friend has gone off and gotten newer, better friends hurts my heart, my soul, and my entire ancestry

YEar 3 is a fucking wild one

bc suddenly, wheein has a stalker that refuses to let her go

and even tae, who is notorious for having no boundaries, is freaked out by this older guy prying on his sister like hell no mister, back the fuck away

but the dude’s a fucking 6th year (which makes it even creepier) and is literally twice taehyung’s height and abt 3x jimin’s height

and this is where tae’s real gryffindor instincts come into full gear

bc he makes an incredibly intricate plan and invites all the other third years and the whole of the gryffindor house to help him send a message to this weird stalker

and on a cold ass winter morning, a helpful seventh year levitates the stalker’s sleeping body out of his bed and all the way outside, keeping a warming spell around the boy’s body so he doesn’t wake up

and out on the quidditch field, there are about 100 students standing ready with bursting whip cream orbs (something taehyung invented himself that are meant to burst upon contact)

and as soon as the seventh year sets down the stalker and removes the charms, taehyung yells on the top of his lungs “fIREEEEEEE!” and the stalker abruptly wakes up, is suddenly pelted with bursting cream balls, and is freezing in his underwear as a sort of ultimate humiliation

it’s safe to say that that stalker will continue on the rest of his hogwarts life with this humiliation lingering

and tae smiles wickedly, so proud of himself

he doesn’t even mind the two months worth of detention he gets

bc no one does something as creepy as that to anyone

especially not his sister

and gets away with it

Year 3 is also the year jimin and tae discover a very lonely little slytherin first year eating alone in the courtyard instead of in the Great hall

and instinctively, taehyung drags jimin over with their lunch to eat next to the boy

and they drop next to the slytherin whilst casually continuing on with their mindless conversation

this is repeated for about 2 weeks before the slytherin boy says anything, and when he does it’s just before tae and jimin leave, and he grabs onto tae’s sleeve and says

“thank you”

in the softest voice ever

and taehyung melts for this boy

same tae same

bc jeongguk, as he introduces himself later on, is the most adorable, especially now that jimin isn’t as puffy and chubby as he was two years ago

and they become great ass friends and tae encourages jeongguk to make more friends in his own year bc it won’t hurt and he’s not gonna be able to be there for his classes and jeongguk should always have someone by his side

bc it’s wrong to leave people lonely

tae firmly believes every one should have a friend

jimin strongly agrees

and it’s the cutest thing ever to see jeongguk smile widely at that

my heart for jeongguk in this au omfg his backstory is just so sad so this really hits me in the feels okay, if you haven’t read jk’s profile, fucking do that so this can have it’s full effect my heaaaarttttttttttt

lemme tell you that lots of stuff happens in year 4 for tae

first of all, taehyung discovers that divinations is

a

ma

zing

and he and a hufflepuff in his year named taeyong become such good friends after they’re paired up for this one project and they both have their minds blown by divinations

but obviously, he still likes care of magical creatures the very best. it’s been his fave since last year and it’s only getting so much cooler every year

and herbology is getting cooler as well but only because it’s tying into the care for magical creatures syllabus

either way

this is the year jimin suddenly is obsessed over quidditch

like all summer, the only thing jimin has been talking about is quidditch this and quidditch that so obviously it’s not a surprise that jimin wants to try out for the team

except

he drags taehyung with him even though tae has 100000000% no interest in the sport

like he’s not a bad flyer, he was actually pretty amazing in first year when they were learning how to use a broom

he just doesn’t know any rules

but bc jimin is so cute when he smiles with his half moon eyes and bounces on the balls of his feet like a lil child, taehyung indulges his bestest friend bc tae is awesome like that

and tbh the tryouts weren’t all that hard

actually pretty fun

and it turns out Tae is amazing with a bat

and both him and jimin make the cut easily with happy smiles on their faces

taehyung eventually learns to love the sport

it’s amazing as a stress relief

especially since O.W.L.’s are coming up next year and wheein is doing amazing in all her classes and he isn’t

whatever

tae you don’t have to be amazing at your subjects just do what makes you happy

His mom is btw the most amazing person ever

she sends him manga all the time and tae hides it from all his friends until he’s read the latest issue of one piece or something

and then he hands it out to his friends who literally pay him to read the latest issue and dayum how many lemon sherberts can he buy with this much money????

why are you in slytheirn

but ofc he always gives jimin and jeongguk the issues first

for free

bc they are his bestest friends

but his mom also sends him porn which is totally not weird, albeit a slight bit shocking at first, but his mom is so liberal and open about anything and everything like she even sends wheein jumbo packs of tampons and silk pads bc she knows the cotton ones dig in her areas

why does tae know this? bc they’re all really open with each other duh

omg but jimin would be so scandalised to see porn on the breakfast table just sitting there

barbecue sauce on my titties

Year 5555555

This is the year all students get some sort of existential crisis

people are growing up, mentally and physically, people are getting into somewhat serious relationships, identity crisis mode, all that jazz

yall know exactly what im talking about don’t ge triggered im here for you

and obvs tae is different from everyone else

like he doesn’t get why people are all of a sudden paying attention to their hair everyday, or why girls are wearing makeup, and boys for that matter

“jiMIN IS THAT EYELINER WHAT?????”

“how do you even know what eyeliner is?”

“I like watching makeup tutorials with my sister”

“that’s.....weirdly cute, bro. watch with me next time.”

*boxy smile* “okai”

But the weirdest thing yet is probably all the flying heart letters he keeps getting, like these fluttering pink confession paper thingies are really cute but tae doesn’t for the life of him understand why he’s suddenly getting a bunch of them

“you have really pretty eyes” 

tae likes those the best tbh #DragonForLife

“you look so cool playing quidditch”

those are pretty nice too bc Tae feels hella cool playing quidditch

“your ears look soft”

Tae’s pretty sure that’s a joke one from jeongguk but he isn’t too sure

either way, people are starting to pay attention to him and slowly, little by little, he’s getting a tiny bit self conscious too, so obviously, he confides in jimin for some help

“maybe you want to switch up your look too?”

“i don’t wanna be mainstream. I wanna be main-meme”

*gang signs*

but it’s been on his mind enough so that by the christmas break he whines to his mama that taetae is no wonger cool anymwore 

i failed at baby language in high school okay? 

so his mom totally helps him out and dyes his hair fUCKING LAVENDER 

this will forever be the greatest look tae ever had bring it back

and when he comes back from the hollidays HE GETS SO MANY MORE FLUTTERING HEART LETTERS ITS INSANE

like honestly, they’re everywhere

and they’re the type to follow him around if he doesn’t open them and read them

and it’s so embarrassing

why does this even exist????

he’s kinda comforted by the fact that he’s not the only one around school who has them frantically following them like even jeongguk, certified loner and awkward bunny, has a few following him around whilst jimin reads all the ones he’s got almost immediately bc lil chimchim hates attention okay

VALENTINES DAY

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT

TAEHYUNG OFFICIALLY HATES THE COLOUR PINK

NEVER WANTS TO SEE IT IN HIS LIFE EVER AGAIN

FUCK THAT SHIT

In year 6 however

things get a little dramatic okay

bc just like everyone else, tae’s hormones are going wild

he’s a sixteen year old boy and he’s starting to get sensitive okay?

and he’s like faced with a major dilemma

besides his almost failed Arithmancy grade but who really cares about that when he’s gonna be a dragon trainer like his dad, right?

he’s kinda

you know

feeling things

like

feelings

but not just any kind of feelings, but feelings for a certain friend, who’s not supposed to make him feel all of these feelings, but taetae can’t help feeling these feelings for this certain friends

uuuuggggghhhhhhhhh

so he tries to confide in jimin without being too obvious

bc obvs he’s not supposed to be crushing on jeongguk

oh fuck, that wasn’t supposed to be revealed

uuuggghhhhhhhhh x2

but jimin gives him shit advice and tells him to confess to the guy he likes, obviously not understanding the severity of the situation

thanks for nothing chimchim

so he kinda just avoids jeongguk for a while, immersing himself in extra quidditch practice and extra time in the forbidden forest with hagrid

he’s basically hagrid’s apprentice now

but winning quidditch matches and feeding exotic animals isn’t really cutting it bc he gets so stressed out whenever he has to avoid jeongguk

bc he knows jeongguk’s really sensitive about friends and social stuff so tae should totally not just drop him like this, that goes against his morals

everyone should have a friend, remember????

so tae kinda suppresses the warm affection and goes on with life normally, apologising to a sulky jeongguk for being totally MIA

“I was totally not like in love with you for a minute and decided to do the most cliché lets-avoid-our-best-friend-slash-crush or anything, what are you talking about???”

*nervous laughter*

Seventh year comes along

and Tae has somewhat of a better grip on himself

over the summer he’s been able to evaluate his life, where he’s heading, what he wants to do, who he wants to be

obviously with a lot of long ass talks with wheein bc she’s the only one he can actually talk about everything with

yes, that means his jeongguk feeeeeeeeliiiiiinnnngggggssss as well

and he decides that it’s better to focus on himself rather than confess and get into a bunch of awkward situations with jeongguk and with jimin for that matter

and year seven is about true self discovery

Exploring TaeTae, sundays at nine on discovery channel 

he’s seventeen ffs he’s gotta figure out a plan for after Hogwarts bros

and all he knows is he wants to be like his dad and work with animals and dragons

even tho he’s never seen a dragon in real life

so he sends a letter to his dad who gets him a summer internship at the dragon sanctuary he works at

longest yeaaaaaaahhhh boiiiiii everrr

so with that set, his fucking fingers tingling in anticipation, Tae gets Wheein to help him study for N.E.W.T.’s

and it’s so cute bc imagine jimin, tae, wheein, and hwasa with ruffled hair and pencils behind their ears (bc who the fuck uses quills outside of official examination) taking up the entire gryffindor common room room with countless of empty coffee mugs and balls of scrap parchment all around them

reminds me of stressful times nvm its not cute anymore

and then there’s quidditch

and even though they don’t win the cup, it’s okay cuz at least they didn’t come last

tho the rest of the team is sulking pretty bad

gd gryffindor pride

Tae’s just glad that the last year is a pretty damn good one

oh by the way

tae’s dyed his hair back to it’s original dark brown bc it felt more like himself, soft and sweet with a dark mystery

“lol wtf tae so dramatic”

“shut up, this is my narration for my discovery channel show, wheein”

But seventh year turns out to be pretty okay after all

Tae passes all his N.E.W.T.’s 

(thanks to wheein obvs)

and Tae gets free butterbeer whenever he goes to Hogsmeade

and the dragon intership

pretty sweet bro

when graduation comes, Taehyung doesn’t cry like a bunch of his sappy peers

he just wears the biggest boxy smile ever

bc he’s so happy

and jimin looks fucking ugly crying

but so soft

they take a pic with the polaroid camera taehyung used when they first met

he’s posted all the pics over the years on his dorm wall but now he keeps it in a shrinkable album that he carries on his keychain so he can bring it everywhere he goes

and under the picture of him forcing jimin to pose with him for a photo, snotty and crying and red faced, it says 

“7 awesome years end with snot and love” 

and in the picture he’s kissing jimin’s puffy cheek sloppily and it’s so cuteeeeeee

and Tae takes pics with everyone, forces jeongguk into several of them, and wheein and hwasa, and with joshua from his charms class and jeonghan from Arithmancy and seokjin’s little sister jisoo and taeyong from divinations and yuta from the slytherin quidditch team and everyone else bc it’s all so cute and amazing and people are crying 

what a time to be alive

i cannot with this image in my head like im about to graduate myself and i’m gonna cry so much nooooooo

and that’s it really

awesome

eventful

happy

not so happy

perfect

↳ Taehyung’s official profile

okay there we go, hope you liked this one :) Feel free to request in my ask who you want me to do next ^^

Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Namjoon | Jimin | Taehyung | Jungkook (the rest coming soon)

[easyyytiger]

Tagged by @teacupchimera

I DONT KNOW WHY 1 DELETED BUT CANDLES


2. Does your family have a theme that they tend to stick to when they get you gifts? If so what? MMM not so much! I usually ask for/receive clothing? For Christmas tho we have a tradition of buying eachother pajamas for Christmas Eve!


3. What would your patronus be?
 ID LIKE TO THINK SOMETHING BADASS bc the Pottermore finder had some really cool options but honestly probs some kind of small forest animal. Like a Pine Marten ;> (I’ve gotten both Nabalung cat and uhh the big grey owl with a smooshed face on Pottermore before, though)

4. Favorite hot beverage?
 Hot Chocolate!

5. What did you want to be when you were a kid vs what are you working towards now? I’m p sure I was that kid that wanted to be a Popstar LOL but honestly I’m working towards anything that will keep me happy and that I can make art with.


6. Who’s your least favorite character on your favorite show?
 hMMMM I’m gonna go with The Walking Dead, my least favorite character right now is Enid :’) oH and the guy running Hilltop (Or Shane as an overall throughout the series.) Or Dan on Lucifer I lovE HIM but I used to think he was boring pF

7. What’s the weirdest knick-knack you own? 
 I?? Don’t know probably the duck ornaments on our mantel but I think those were my moms grandpa’s or something??

8. If you had to stop eating one of your favorite foods, which would you get rid of? My first thought was chicken nuggets and then my second thought was o god no


9. If you could instantly play any instrument, which would you pick? Piano! Or guitar


10. What’s your favorite African animal?
 African Wild Dogs! I love their ears and spots, they’re super unique! Also Maned Wolves? Are those from Africa asdghj

11. Are you the kind of person who kills the spider, leaves it alone, gets someone to kill it for you, or catches it and takes it outside? leavES IT ALONE PRETENDS IT DOESNT EXIST or gets someone to kill it @ tea use ur rubber band skills thank

NOT TAGGING RN BC IM EXHAUSTED MAYBE TOMORROW 💩💩