Anthony's Stupid Daily Blog (901): Fri 6th Sep 2024
Well the last fortnight has been amazing with most of it being spent in Greece, sitting in the sun and making love to many many women but tragically it can’t last forever and today was my first day back at work. God Damn it! I’m going to try to stay positive but they’re almost definitely going to get us to work an extra day a week in the run up to Christmas plus if I want the three weeks holiday to Europe in May that basically means I’m going to have to go eight months without a cunting holiday in order to make up to required allowance. In short: the next eight months are going to suck donkey balls. This morning as I was getting ready in the computer room Lucy forced my bedroom door open, ran into the room then backed up and took a tumble down the hatch hitting every rung of the ladder in her way down. I immediately leapt down the hole expecting Lucy to be lying crippled on the floor but she was absolutely fine. Despite being fifteen she still has the energy of a cheetah and is apparently built like a tank as that kind of fall would have permanently disabled any other dog. When she finally does pass on (probably fifty years from now) I’ll have to donate her body to science to discover what made her so strong. Maybe at some point after she escaped from her abusive former owner she was walking through a chemical waste factor my and took a drink from a bright green puddle which has made her invincible.
Tuned into tonight's Hollyoaks. I hope that when the time jump happens something goes wrong & JJ's torso gets left in 2024 & his lower half is thrown into 2025 Side note, I think I have a warped idea of what this "time jump" is going to be. For some reason I'm picturing the wormhole from 2001. Tonight featured the final appearance of Tom and Cindy who left a note on a restaurant notepad letting the other villagers know that Dave is Blue before leaving the village for her own protection. I don't see why she couldn't just text this to all her friends. Once she's far enough way from the village Dave won't be able to find her. Elsewhere Warren put together a plan to break out of prison and Ste said "You can't just break out of prison Warren". I mean, you can...Justin Burton, Theresa McQueen, Sam Owen, Mitzeee Minniver. Ste should really watch his own show. The episode ended with an inmate played by Rob Beckett starting a riot and a crooked prison guard played by Romesh Ranganathan helping Warren get out. I had to check the TV guide to make sure I was definitely watching Hollyoaks and not some weird Comic Relief sketch. A really enjoyable episode tonight and god bless Hollyoaks for giving Rob Beckett an Romesh Ranganathan some work because I was getting worried about those guys as it's been at least a week before they've appeared on a new TV show.
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the SUPERIOR male + female friendships:
1) travis and vic - station 19
2) kurt and rachel - glee
3) ste and amy - hollyoaks
4) brendan and mitzeee - hollyoaks
5) kurt and mercedes - glee
6) john paul and nancy - hollyoaks
4) jake and rosa - brooklyn nine nine
juliet and sid - hollyoaks
blaine and tina - glee
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You were a right cheeky little sod when I first started here. You were just fuming, Mitzeee, cos I didn't fancy you.
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brendan:
cheryl:
mitzeee:
trish: “i blame the gays”
brendan: *stuffs face with food*
cheryl, sounding terrified: “for what?”
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You know what I want?
Jacqui, Mitzeee, and Brendan to come back. Can that be arranged?
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