#mitti mews

[overgrown-ruins]

I don't wanna be at work! I wanna play Infinity Nikki!

[mittiinmiraland]

Ok, emo queen

[neo-kajatrash]

List of movies that make me cry every time I watch them:

-The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

-Two Brothers

-Duma

-Interstellar

-Sing

-Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew

-Pokémon 4Ever

-Forrest Gump

-Angry Birds

-Awakenings (I literally cannot watch this one, it makes me sob too much so I've only seen it twice. I love it so much, but it's physically so difficult to get through)

(This list doesn't include movies I've only seen once that made me cry, or maybe only made me cry the first time--but rather movies I've seen multiple times that do so every time)

(This is not important but I'm sharing anyway cause I want to)

List of songs that instantly make me cry when I listen to them:

-Carolina in my Mind (the first live performance version) by James Taylor

-(Just a) Simple Sponge from the SpongeBob Musical

-Stay Alive by José González

Honorable mentions (used to get me easily but don't much now):

-Awakenings from the Awakenings soundtrack

-Not Too Late by Lemaitre

-Run To Me from the Home soundtrack

-The Last Unicorn by America

(stay tuned for movies that make me cry every single time lol)

[cruelfeline]

I know what you mean about names lol. Sometimes you name the pet one thing, then you shorten it for calling them, then they get a nickname and eventually that just becomes their name. Case in point how a cat went from "Atlas" to "Bubba", talk about a 180 huh?

Oh, I mean, my cat has her Official Name that took me a year to decide on: Spriggan.

And then she has what I call her most of the time: kitty mew-mew, kitty mittens, kitty mitty, mew-mew mitty, kitty mew-mew mitty, and my little smooshy.

C:

[writer59january13]

Prince Of A Cat - Ninth Life Long Since Spent

While rifling through outdated poems of mine some written quite a number of years ago, the following mewing effort, I decided to post for all purring cyber surfers linkedin

to the webbed, wide world to read.

Prince Of A Cat - Ninth Life Long Since Spent

Preface to this brief bitty written snap ting snapshot – word ditty dates back before I reached gritty

age of eight and fifty, aye recall a kitty named Boozie, but also known

(for no particular rhyme or reason) as Walter Mitty rescued by my youngest sister, who took pity

and felt aghast,

at a potential cruel fate no intent Tabby witty.

Upon return home from an Antioch College coup (so many diverse work experiences required -

some involving offal goop i.e. case in point being this anecdote,

which may fall outside the loop

of common “hands on

off fish shawl” employment,

thee tasks on par with handling poop stoically accepted by Shari Todd

(name of said sibling),

who when home from Davis, California

(albeit temporarily, and before she returned

to Yellow Springs, Ohio) divulged

how she did scoop

dread, dreck, dregs, et, cetera –

i.e. by product amidst fish farm

didst set her dead against being linkedin purr animal cruelty, thus play role of troop er – which tummy earned her kudos a resounding whoop!

* * * * * * * * * * *

Before launching into this poem purr say lemme mention how thine late mother took an immediate affinity and hence no delay

that this lucky creature became akin to a bebe.

Main Coon, Felis catus, nicknamed Boozie raccoon features, face mask, brown thick costume handsome boy, affectionate personality, expressively vocal

Pink wet nose, emerald eyes, pointed ears cavernous mouth, sharp teeth, rough tongue striped design, massive fluffy fur, bushy tail

Soft paws, padded cushions, retractable blades wild animal, predation urge, survival instinct agile movement, swift motion, unfortunate victim

Door prize, flies feast, whitened bones

loyalty strong, pageant display, splayed across kitchen table courtly dignity

Quiet house, sonar sounded, Cheshire upward smile purred softly, rubbed legs, warm vacant lap

Jumping agility, firmly sequestered

Contentment expressed, internal hum, reciprocal therapy

beautiful petsmart, little monkey, comfortably sleeps

peaceful slumber, wakeful stretch, ideal life

Fortunate intervention, cat whisker to demise,

brush avoided becoming piscine meal, kingly privileged role, heartfelt love.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Harmless Magic Anons

Belled: Your muse has a bell tied to their neck that cannot be removed. Lasts for-

Nocturnal: Your muse suddenly becomes more active during the night and sleeps the day away. Muse becomes diurnal if they are already nocturnal. Lasts for-

Walter Mitty: Your muse has disruptive daydreams that occur at random. Lasts for-

Windows to the Soul: Your muse's eye color changes depending on their emotions. Lasts for-

Mew Mew Power: Your muse now has the ears and tail (or other features) of an animal that represents them. Lasts for-

Snack Attack: Your muse is now feeling constantly peckish and must eat to keep the hunger at bay. Lasts for-

Clumsy is Cute: Your muse is now inexplicably a clutz. Lasts for-

Traditional Outfit: Your muse is now wearing traditional clothes from their culture and cannot remove them. Lasts for-

Gesundheit: Your muse has an annoying cold. Lasts for-

Extra Energy: Your muse is now restless and won't run out of energy. This includes them being unable to sleep. Lasts for-

[daleisgreat]

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

The time has come to put a bookend to keeping up with Kevin Smith with today’s entry focusing on his latest film, 2019’s Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (trailer). Before we get there, I feel obligated to say I was a huge fan of his first half of his career, primarily of his old ‘View Askew-niverse’ days when he first started off with affable stoner characters, Jay & Silent Bob being carryover characters in his first several films. I think I saw Clerks and Mallrats at least five times each and feel safe in saying those two would stand the test of time, especially Clerks. I dug Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when they originally released in my teenager days, but cannot help but think I outgrew Smith’s style of verbiage and humor he honed in on by that point, and have a feeling I would cringe at going back to them. I think I would like Zack & Miri and Clerks 2 more if some certain scenes got nixed. I thought Jersey Girl and Copout were not among his best, but both solid studio comedies and a nice way to mix it up from his regular output at the time. Red State felt like a hard left turn for Smith, and some parts I detested, but it kind of came together towards the end. Tusk however was absolute dreck and upon hearing how his follow up Yoga Hosers was an all-in spinoff of Tusk caused me to avoid Yoga Hosers at all costs and casually back away from the Kevin Smith fandom. This brings us to Jay and Silent Bob Reboot. The sequel/reboot to 2001’s Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. 18 year-old Dale, eagerly anticipated Strike Back, rushed out to see it opening weekend and poured through the DVD in multiple viewings of it and all its extras in the weeks after it hit home video. 37 year-old Dale however ignored Reboot during Smith’s nationwide tour where the only way to see it for several months was when Smith was touring it to boutique arthouse theaters and doing a Q&A afterwards for around $50-80. I only reluctantly picked up Reboot a few weeks after it hit video when I noticed it was on sale for half off and thought for that price I could get my fill out of it with some expected callbacks and cameos that were a big standout in Strike Back and I hope would save Reboot….and that is essentially what happened.

Reboot kicks off with Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) up to their old shenanigans loitering outside the Quick Stop, until they are promptly arrested, but saved in court thanks in part to their attorney. The attorney then informs he just tricked them into signing away their names to big budget Hollywood studios who want to reboot the Bluntman & Chronic movie Jay & Silent Bob failed at preventing in Strike Back. Worst of all, the reboot will be directed by Kevin Smith who is advertising fans to attend a fan fest in Hollywood to audition for a cameo! This leads to the duo condemning Kevin Smith, and travelling across the nation to stop Hollywood once again. Conflicts arise during their journey when they run into Jay’s old flame, Justice (Shannon Elizabeth) who informs Jay that he is now a dad. He soon meets his daughter Milly (Harley Quinn Smith), who brings her friends to tag along in order to win that cameo spot in the movie contest. I do not want to be a downer, but the actual core movie I did not care for that much. Jay’s potty-mouth humor had me in stitches in its small doses when he was a side character in the early Smith films, but it is agonizingly overkill here. There are the occasional gags that landed, like a certain free bonus a cab driver offered that appeared a handful of times throughout and Kevin Smith is legitimately good at portraying a kind of over-the-top grating version of himself at the fan convention. Jay eventually putting in an earnest effort at being a good dad in some of the final scenes culminated in some touching moments with Milly. These core parts of the movie that I enjoyed though are only peppered throughout, but what wound up saving Jay and Silent Bob Reboot was the avalanche of cameos littered from beginning to end.

There are some expected cameos from Jason Lee and Ben Affleck coming back as their former View Askew-niverse personas as Brodie and Holden, respectively. I feel safe saying that is not a spoiler since those two had extended cameos relative to the core plot in Strike Back and more-or-less do the same in Reboot. However for the rest of the film, well….I think Kevin Smith dialed in a lot of favors because this is one of the most impressive deluge of cameos in a film yet. Some play amped up versions of themselves, while others are quirky shillers for Funko Pops. During those struggling first two acts of the film, the saving grace was seeing who would pop up next and what Smith had in store for them. There are countless blink and miss it callbacks and references to other View Askew lore and Smith fandom throughout, especially at the convention in the end. I remember Kevin Smith’s early movies being loaded with extra features, and while there is a fair smattering here, it is comparatively lackluster to the deluxe sets from yore. I was stunned the BluRay omits a commentary track which are usually present in most of Smith’s home video releases. I do not blame him since he re-watched it dozens of times on his nationwide tour, but……hold on scratch that after a quick Google search it appears a month ago Smith released a special quarantined-themed commentary track for the film for free on YouTube that can be found right here. Good on him for that! Actual extras on the BluRay are highlighted by a near hour-long bonus merely titled ‘Cast Interviews.’ It is a barrage of two-to-three minute interviews from nearly all the major and minor/cameo players from the film. Lots of good little anecdotes in there and well worth your time! Following that is a half hour extra where Mewes and Smith interview a variety of the cast and crew which a third of is dedicated to….one major cameo I shall not name here. I will give props to Mewes for randomly getting quick interviews from some of the behind-the-scenes crew to make sure they get their proper due. Wrapping up the bonuses is the requisite blooper reel that does not disappoint and a two minute Hair Reel which is solely of Smith and Mewes adjusting their hair between takes.

Part of me wanted to say Reboot was the ideal farewell film of Kevin Smith to watch, but I see he has Clerks III in the pipeline, so I will ultimately have to cave and check that out too. Regardless, if you are a lapsed Kevin Smith fan and wanted one last trek with his style of comedy you grew up with, you kind of get that here and you also get why you left that in the past too. Regardless, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot does have its moments, and the cameos make it well worth riding this out until the end….including all the bonus shots/alt footage in the credits, lots of gold in there too including one last cameo I did not anticipate. Other Random Backlog Movie Blogs 3 12 Angry Men (1957) 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown 21 Jump Street The Accountant Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie Atari: Game Over The Avengers: Age of Ultron The Avengers: Infinity War Batman: The Dark Knight Rises Batman: The Killing Joke Batman: Mask of the Phantasm Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Bounty Hunters Cabin in the Woods Captain America: Civil War Captain America: The First Avenger Captain America: The Winter Soldier Christmas Eve Clash of the Titans (1981) Clint Eastwood 11-pack Special The Condemned 2 Countdown Creed Deck the Halls Detroit Rock City Die Hard Dredd The Eliminators The Equalizer Dirty Work Faster Fast and Furious I-VIII Field of Dreams Fight Club The Fighter For Love of the Game Good Will Hunting Gravity Guardians of the Galaxy Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Hercules: Reborn Hitman Indiana Jones 1-4 Ink The Interrogation Interstellar Jobs Joy Ride 1-3 Major League Man of Steel Man on the Moon Man vs Snake Marine 3-6 Merry Friggin Christmas Metallica: Some Kind of Monster Mortal Kombat National Treasure National Treasure: Book of Secrets Not for Resale Pulp Fiction The Replacements Reservoir Dogs Rocky I-VII Running Films Part 1 Running Films Part 2 San Andreas ScoobyDoo Wrestlemania Mystery The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Shoot em Up Slacker Skyscraper Small Town Santa Steve Jobs Source Code Star Trek I-XIII Sully Take Me Home Tonight TMNT The Tooth Fairy 1 & 2 UHF Veronica Mars Vision Quest The War Wild Wonder Woman The Wrestler (2008) X-Men: Apocalypse X-Men: Days of Future Past

[rubiatinctorum]

my new kin list (kill me):

Mr. Mistoffelees (.................oh.)

Evan Hansen (actually i joked about kinning him in a uni paper for musicals class so i guess this fits.... help)

The Phantom (the phantom of the opera........ i genuinely hate this)

Mina Harker (bless ♥)

Holden Caulfield (no wonder i kinda related to him in high school!!!! i hate this!!!!! holden is an infp!!!!!)

Allie Caulfield (i kin my own dead brother way 2 go kin list)

Boo Radley (i remember Nothing about this lad)

Hazel Grace Lancaster (from that shitty sick lit book?)

Jonas and Rosemary from The Giver (???????)

Stanley Fucking Yelnats (fuck.)

Basil Hallward (awww :’D i adored this lad when i read this and named a basil plant after him, always loved the lines, “ “I know you will laugh at me,” he replied, “but I really can’t exhibit it. I have put too much of myself into it.” i feel that basil my dude)

Draco Malfoy of My Immortal (..........)

MacDuff (what the fuck!!!!!! i hated him!!!!!! i read macbeth’s parts aloud in class so i sincerely disliked this guy!!!!!)

Both Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet (no wonder i liked Romeo’s parts to read in class in grade 9!!!!!! always fucking loved this play and you can pry it from my presumed dead but actually poisoned hands)

Brutus (i read his parts in class too in grade eleven!!!! wow collecting all of my kins in english classes lmao)

Dawn from pokemon (always liked her as a kid!!! neat!!!)

Mew (♥♥♥)

Clarith (Evillious Chronicles!!! I loved her so much in grade 10, now she’s on my kin list? ♥)

Kaneki Ken (this explains a lot, adored this lad too) also Haise Sasaki

Dead Master (she was my fav black rock shooter character!!!!!!)

Durbe (zeXal, actually didnt like this lad much, i think he “killed” Dextra whomst i loved literally so i hated him)

YUGI????? (well damn holy shit it’s yugi)

Bakura???? (he was a fav too)

Daiya Higashikata (cool a jojo character)

Josuke Higaskikata (Jojolion. nice!)

IA (awww cute!!!!!)

no doubles uwu (im kidding please kill me i had genuine fun making this list even though i refuse to actually kin anything lmao). interesting to see most of my fav characters from things i’ve read or watched make it here tho!!!!

EDIT: i forgot movies and TV existed so i gotta add

Galahad (monty python and the holy grail1!!!!!!!!!!)

Allison Reynolds (she was my favourite in the breakfast club!!!! obsessed with the inner lining of the 1999 Prince album she has lunch with too, i have the same inner lining and i need to take notes from her sksksksk)

Sloane Peterson (i dont remember much about her tho???)

Henry Mills (nice!!!!)

Belle (OUAT, also nice!)

Belle (Disney, also also nice!)

Quasimodo (i can appreciate that, cool lad)

Littlefoot (from the land before time................ oh.........lol)

Aurora (Sleeping Beauty, she was my fav disney princess as a kid!!!!!!! loved her!!!!!!!)

Eeyore!!!! (i’m depression kin!!!)

Christopher Robin (he’s now eeyore kin!)

Walter Mitty (i Fucking hate this movie with everything in me)

in 2020 we should stop kinning from our own perceived version of ourselves and instead do it thru our mbti types

heads up but this site has irl people on it like serial ki1lers and mass mur.derers that I wasn’t aware of when making the post so please switch to fictional characters when you’re looking at your type

[estufar]

i got tagged by @secretaryofstategreat​ to do a thing and here it is

nicknames: i don’t really have any, and it feels weird when someone does use a nickname for me

gender: cis male

star sign: virgo

height: 6ft plus or minus a few inches (i honesty don’t remember exactly)

time rn: 11:36 am

last thing i googled: helvetica scenario

favorite bands, in no particular order: silversun pickups, mew, chvrches, interpol, metric, pvris, röyksopp, sigur rós, twilight sleep/oh boy les mecs, a silent film, the joy formidable, fickle friends, boards of canada, the birthday massacre

favorite soloists, in no particular order: hayley kiyoko, halsey, tycho, she, alice glass, lowell, tove lo

song stuck in my head: enjoy the silence - depeche mode, and it’s all because of this pigeon comic

last movie i watched: the secret life of walter mitty

last show i watched: less than one minute of s1e1 of look around you to make sure i got the reference in the tags of this post correct

when did you create ur blog: my first post was the end of october 2013, but i think i had my account for a few weeks before that and just never posted anything

what do you post: out of my last 2000 posts, 31% steven universe (out of which, 24.4% is peridot), 1.4% dogs, 1.35% technology-related things, 1.2% voltron, 1.05% cats, 0.85% homestuck, and the rest is just other stuff that i don’t tag and categorize

when did your blog reach its peak: i like how this question implies that it’s not at its peak right now

do you have other blogs: yeah, and one of them is the high quality bot, zodiacpostgenerator

do you get asks regularly: not really

why did you choose your url: here’s the story behind it

following: 261

posts: this one makes 40831

hogwarts house: hufflepuff

pokemon team: i’m on the red one but i only chose that because my friends did and i wanted to be on the same team

fave colors: don’t really have any. half the stuff that i own is either blue or black though

average hours of sleep: over the past month, 8 hours per night. but that includes spring break so that’s probably more than usual

lucky numbers: none

favorite characters: peridot, pidge, there’s probably more but since voltron and steven universe are the only shows that i have time to watch i can’t really think of any others rn

what am i wearing now? pants, blue jacket

how many blankets do u sleep with: only 2 now that it’s getting warmer again

dream job: this question expects me to be planning for the future

dream trip: having the time and money to go on one

and i guess i’m supposed to tag 20 people but i’m never good with choosing people to tag so just claim that i tagged you if you see this and want to do it

[mittiinmiraland]

Kilo living up to his name by the sheer number of times he's crashed the game

[mittiinmiraland]

The game felt so much stabler with the Wishing Season update, so I'm a bit upset that v.1.2 feels just as unstable as v.1.0 :/

[overgrown-ruins]

Legit, the whole office stopped what we were doing 'cause we received an email from our manager that we're all working from home tomorrow, and we've been denied wfh for months now.

[mittiinmiraland]

I got trapped in the Ghost Train...

[mittiinmiraland]

At least IN maintenance ends on time

[mittiinmiraland]

Still upset that I played IN for less than an hour yesterday because the goddamn thing kept crashing every 5-10 minutes

[overgrown-ruins]

Tried to install e on my tablet and just fucked it up