#mitch = shitbag

[jackzillanyanut8008]

The Last Of Us Part 3: Fan Write (Part 9)

Author’s Note:

This fan write of the 3rd addition to The Last Of Us franchise is completely fan made, I own zero rights to the game, tv show, or merchandise. Any and all properties of this franchise are owned by Naughty Dog Studios, Sony Computer Entertainment, Sony Interactive Entertainment, and PlayStation Studios. And of course, please support both the previous games, as well as the HBO series.

-Stone CL Williams

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Chapter 24: …Look For the Light

Lev wakes up after being knocked out during the ambush at the bus. He looks around the room he’s in to get a better layout of the situation. The room was dimly lit, but tidy. It had a heavy smell of cigarette smoke and candle wax. Eventually a door behind her swings open, and the voice of his captor is revealed.

“Hello little one… Enjoying yourself?” Gunji says as he sits down in the seat across from him. Lev tries to get out of the chair but can’t move his hands. He then looks down and sees they’re bound to the chair he’s sitting in.

“My friends are gonna find me. And when they do, I’ll gut you like the bloated pig you are” Lev snaps. Gunji lets out a deep chuckle and gets up from his seat. His steps echoing throughout the room like thunder “I’d like to see you try. BOYS!” the warlord says as his guards enter the room “Take him to the arena, lets see what the little brat can do” he says maliciously as the two goons grab Lev and take him away. 

“LET ME GO!!! I’LL GUT YOU!!! YOU’RE ALL GOING TO BURN!!! YOU’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!” Lev yells, kicking and screaming to get the guards off of him before they knock him out again.

Meanwhile, Deacon and the others are sneaking around the sewers to reach the stadium without raising suspicion. “Alright, we should be just outside the stadium. Abby, Ellie, Butch and Mitch will be in charge of rescuing Lev. While Me, Dina and Specks plant the explosives. Any objections?” Deacon says as they reach a sewer grate. “As long as we’re out of this sewer” Abby says in disgust. The groups climbs up the ladder and split up. Deacon’s group heads towards the lower levels and Abby’s group heads towards the upper floors and roof to find Lev.

Inside the stadium, Lev wakes up in a cell, handcuffed to a metal pole in the back of the room. He can hear the other prisoners, groaning lifelessly. “Welcome to the Barracks kid” a frail looking woman says next to Lev. “Barracks? What are you-” Lev tries to say before the woman cuts him off “Quiet, guards are coming” she says as the thundering steps of combat boots echo through the halls. “Alright shitbags, Lord Gunji wants to have one last big show before we pack up and head to Hoovertown so try to make tonight's show a little… enthusing” a guard says as he laughs before a series of gunshots echo through the stadium.

“What the- Hey what the hell’s going on out there?” the guard asks over a walkie talkie. The voice on the other hand whimpers in pain before a familiar voice echoes through which puts a smile on Lev’s face “Hey there assholes, I’m back” Deacon says on the other end.

Chapter 25: Intruders

Deacon drops the walkie on the ground before cushing it under his boot. “Alright guys, let’s go raid that armory” he says to Dina and Specks, who both give him a nod as they run through the stadium corridors while alarms blare through the speakers.

“ATTENTION FORGOTTEN BRETHREN!!! IT APPEARS THAT OUR TRAITOROUS FALSE BROTHER- DEACON THOMAS- HAS THREATENED OUR HAPPY HOME! SO DO LORD GUNJI AN HONORABLE SERVICE AND KILL THIS RAT FACED BASTARD!!!” DD yells through the PA system.

Deacon’s group eventually find the armory and grab a few duffle bags from carrying the bombs to carry their- as Deacon would say- “newly found” weapons. “Isn’t this a little wrong Deacon, I mean, won’t they need these to protect themselves against the infected or other groups they might come across” Specks asks as he puts a few handguns in his bag. Deacon opens his mouth to answer the question before Dina speaks up “Maybe they should’ve thought of that before kidnapping Lev” she says flatly, giving Deacon a “how did I do boss?” type of look.

But before Deacon can get a word out he stops and hears an ear piercing screech of metal on metal “Oh shit, it’s worse than I thought, they're gonna make him compete in the tournament” he says worryingly. “Tournament? What tournament Deacon?” Specks asks before he receives his cruel answer.

“LADIES AND GENTLE TURDS WE HAVE DECIDED TO PERSUADE OUR LITTLE INTRUDERS BY HAVING THEIR LITTLE FRIEND COMPETE IN OUR AGE OLD TRADITION: THE FUNGAL FIRE PIT!! NOW WITH CLICKERS!!” DD says, almost advertising the ungodly pit of fire and fungus in the center of the stadium.

Abby and her team look down and see Lev, along with a few other prisoners, run out of the pit. “LEV!” Abby yells before getting shot at. “Abby! We need to wait for Deacon’s signal before we head down there!” Mitch says before getting a bullet through his skull, causing Butch to charge at the goons in a blood rage. Abby and Ellie meanwhile head down to save Lev from Gunji and DD before he gets turned into an infected chum pile.

Deacon’s group meanwhile, reaches the Gas Room for the arena. “Finally, let's hurry up and get these bombs planted before-” Deacon says before a shadow darts out of the room and elbow shoves him into a pipe on the right side of the room.

“Hello Deacon, miss me?” the voice says before revealing themself  

Chapter 26: Shiva and Gunji

“Shiva, long time no see, how’s your asshole for a husband doing?” Deacon says as he tries to get up, wincing in pain. Shiva laughs before Dina grabs a pipe and smacks her in the face and stomach “SHOVE THIS BITCH” she yells as Shiva hits the floor before grabbing the pipe and kicking Dina in the ribs. Specks looks around before darting into the maze of pipes and valves “Aww he’s scared, shame, the scrawny ones scream the loudest” Shiva says as she picks up Dina by her shirt collar.

“Now, back to our previous discussion, he’s doing quite well. In fact, I enjoyed beating his face in with that crowbar before your shitty uncle got in the way, shame what happened to him. Saved his brother for sure, but in the end he couldn’t save himself” Shiva says tauntingly. 

Deacon gets up and cracks his neck “Oh ho ho ho, you’re so fucking dead bitch” he says as he bull rushes her with a wrench. Shiva drops Dina and tries to swing but Dina hits her in the liver with her knee and runs to the pipes after Specks while Deacon continues fighting with Shiva.

Back in the Fungal Fire Pit, Ellie and Abby bust through the gate entrance and help Lev and the other prisoners. They push the infected back before a deep, guttural horn sound echoes through the stadium. “MY TURN BITCHES” Gunji says as he jumps down into the pit, his club and mini riot shield in hand. Abby charges at him before getting hit in the stomach by the club, but Ellie side-steps next to Gunji and stabs him in the stomach, the fat warlord groaning in pain before laughing a deep, sinister laugh.

“Nice blade bitch, but it’ll take more than that to stop me” Gunji says with a laugh before Lev jumps onto his back and starts punching him in the face, screaming as loud as he can before taking a knife and stabbing Gunji in the cheek. “AH YOU LITTLE SHIT, MY FUCKING CHEEK” he says as he throws Lev off his back before pulling the blade out of his cheek, blood gushing out of his mouth as he screams in pain.

He glares daggers at Lev and Ellie before Abby runs up behind him and impales him through the stomach with a spear. “You should’ve gone for the head you fat fuck” she says before yanking the spear out of Gunji’s stomach as he falls to the ground, blood leaking out onto the arena floor.

Lev runs up and hugs Abby, who tosses the spear and returns the hug “Hey, you okay Lev, did they hurt you?” Abby asks worryingly. Lev laughs a little, “No, no, I’m okay” Lev responds before Ellie steps in “Hey, sorry to interrupt the reunion but we gotta go before this place gets turned to rubble” she says. Abby and Lev nod in agreement as the three of them head out to find Deacon’s group and leave.

Chapter 27: A Warrior’s Rage

Shiva and Deacon continue to fight, running and dodging each other through the maze of gas pipes and dead ends. But eventually Shiva pins Deacon against the wall and takes a pipe to his leg, causing him to scream in anguish. “Oh Sammy’s gonna enjoy tearing you apart boy, just like he did to that whore you loved so much, I forgot her name… Molly, Angelina, Irene?” Shiva taunts before Deacon screams and sinks his teeth into her ear and tears it clean off, spitting it in a barrel of gasoline. “Her name… was Mileena… you bitch” he pants, spitting out blood before taking his wrench and clubbing Shiva in the skull.

But he keeps going. Over, and over, and over again. Before Dina grabs his hand and stops him “Deacon stop” she says. Deacon snaps out of it long enough to see the damage he had caused. Shiva’s face was unrecognizable, it was nothing more than a mound of beaten flesh and broken bone coated in human blood, which had covered Deacon from head to stomach.

“Guys! We found Lev, lets get the fuck outta- woah” Abby says as she barges through the door. Ellie looks over her shoulder and freezes up, before hurling her lunch at the sight of Shiva's lifeless body.

The group eventually leave and give the prisoners from the arena an old prison bus that the FO’s used for supply runs to thank them for helping clear out the base before the stadium erupts with fiery explosions which echo through the city of Denver like thunder.

The drive to Jackson was quiet. No one talked, the only noises being the sound of the shower, the radio, and the road itself. As well as the occasional infection that might've run into the road.

Deacon meanwhile, lies in his room, unable to sleep from what he had done. 

Did I go too far?

Did I cross a line?

No. I did what I had to.

But did I go too far?

What’ll happen now?

What about the others?

Questions riddled his mind before he drifted into unconsciousness.

[inconstantsearchofperfection]

Mitch is a fucking demonhuman.

He may just be a demon in a human body... but

He also just might be the worst human being to live in a long time.

And he might actually be the worst person ever.

He is such a horrible shit.

And he is a traitor.

He betrayed the USA.

On multiple levels; he has betrayed the USA.

And he should be tried for treason and sedition.

He should also then be convicted and sent to a prison where he has to hang out with regular felons. And eat shitty food. And drink...only water. And every other day get punched in the fuckingvface.

And live in prison until he dies of old age.

The shitbag.

So. I don't know what is worse , that he might be a such a horrible shit because he is supernaturally evil. Or that he s just a human being that is just a shit on an epic scale.

That he has the same mechanisms inside him as every person on Earth and chose to be a shit. Just a terrible version of a person and he is such a shit that he is ok with being a terrible shit.

It almost makes you want him to be a real demon ... because at least that would explain why he is such a terrible and diabolical , huge and enormous piece of human shit.

Regardless if his shittyness is human or

Infernal... he s a being tgat seems to be trying to be the worst person in ( at least ) US history.

McConnell enjoys the cruelty. He is a Republican.

[widdendreams]

FUCK 2021 - I’m glad this shitbag of a year is over. What a final sucker punch to the heart, taking the legendary Betty White on the last day of the year.. as if we needed another reason to curse this stupid year. Why Betty?!! Mitch McConnell was RIGHT. FUCKING. THERE!!!!

Bless you, Betty White. You were an inspiration, a ray of sunshine and a kind human being. We will remember you fondly and I hope you rest in peace forever.

[whitehotharlots]

Anything changed yet?

The "2020 UGGGHH" discourse is insufferable. It boggles my mind that so many people think an arbitrary temporal distinction is the cause of our nation's collapse. They believe, in all earnestness, that 2021 is going to be better simply by virtue of it being different.

There's a very good chance--better than 50/50--that 2020 is going to be the best of our remaining years, that every year and month and day from now until the sun explodes is going to be progressively worse than the one that preceded it.  

I had a sad, drunk epiphany last night about neoliberal management strategies during our collapse. The general consensus is that people like Mitch McConnell and Larry Summers are evil and stupid. But what if they're actually evil and competent? They know that mass displacement is coming, probably very soon, and they intentionally want to immiserate most people beforehand so that we won't have the resources or will to mount any consequential protest as the cities start to flood and burn and trains start herding us into camps.

You might have heard of The Great Reset. Like all other reflections of our horrific future, the political media recently began referring to it as a "conspiracy theory." Indeed, it has been badly misunderstood by paranoid right wingers. But it's real. There was a Davos conference that was literally called "The Great Reset." Transcripts and videos of conference proceedings can be found with a 10 second Google search. These people put their ideology out in the open for everyone to digest, and now simply re-posting the things they said on record makes you a conspiracy theorist.

These types of Rich People Gatherings--Davos, the Aspen Ideas Festival, etc--should not be regarded as a meeting of soothsayers. They're not even really prognosticators. They are, instead, the collected mewlings of the modern clarisy. Their declarations are meant to placate the hyper elite, convince them that their destructive behaviors are moral and the current system is totally sustainable even though the ground is clearly caving in beneath their feet. 

You can think of the visions set forth at these conferences as sort of what the rich think the best case scenario might be.

The Great Reset's best case scenario is terrifying indeed: one of the very first slides announces that by 2030 upwards of a billion people will be displaced by climate change. We won't eat meat anymore (okay, fine, whatever). Oh, also, our economy will be entirely rentier-based. You don't have any possessions. You rent everything you use. You don't draw a steady paycheck. Everyone is a gig worker. There is no retirement, either; you work until you can't, and then you die. 

This is the world both of our wretched political parties want to build. To the people who control our fate, this is idealism.

The weirdest omission is that they all seem to think that the masses are just going to go along with it. India and Pakistan will not exchange nuclear weapons: each side will merely accept that their countries are no longer inhabitable and instead of fighting for water or territory they will simply sit tight and wait for immolation. Eritreans will humbly march themselves into the sea. American homeowners will simply shrug their shoulders and consent to signing all of their earthly possessions over to Citibank in exchange for a weekly allowance of 4 cans of Spam.

Is this naivety, or do they know something we don't? Are they stupid enough to simply believe that no one will fight back, or are they planning some type of mechanisms for the suppression of unrest?

Maybe neither? Because, honestly, I can't see any reform taking place no matter how bad things get. Next year--after Biden eliminates all remaining vestiges of the social safety net and unemployment hits levels never before seen since the dawn of industrialization and the police continue to murder people at will--we could very well see riots that are ten times as destructive as the ones that hit over the past summer.

So what? What will change? The government will act swiftly to ensure that the hyper rich don't suffer a moment of inconvenience. They will give everyone else the choice of either dying quietly or getting mowed down by cops.

Remember the French Yellow Vest riots? Those were morally clear cut: their shitbag neoliberal weasel president eliminated the wealth tax--because omg can you imagine the injustice of a Kardashian only inheriting 80% of their father's money? To pay for this, France instituted a regressive gas tax and incredibly cruel pension cuts. This generated two straight years of violent, disruptive rioting. Macron's approval rating cratered toward near the single-digits. 

What was the result? The wealth tax was not reinstated. The gas tax was not rescinded. The government made a minor concession on the pension reforms, cutting payments on average by 40%, instead of the 50% that was initially approved. 

This is the efficacy of protest. This is the best us non-elites can to do change the future everyone in charge has very explicitly said they want. 

The Democrat adoration for Biden sends a clear message: you get nothing. You will never get anything. You are a bad person for even asking for something.

I’ve mentioned this before, but Endless war, deadly austerity, and environmental destruction simply do not enter the liberal worldview. Anyone who tries bringing them up is a racist sexist bro who cares more about "preventing the oceans from catching fire" when he should be paying attention to something really important, like the newest trans Marvel hero. L-look at this Beefaroni commercial that features a biracial family... you gonna look at that and tell me we're not making progress? You ingrate. You fucking worm. How fucking dare you be upset that we just stole your pension? Your soul is so blighted by privilege you think you just deserve to not go bankrupt to pay for cancer treatment? 

That's the thrust of liberalism post-Obama. No solutions, just excuses. We're not going to help anybody. But we will give relatively well off people a means of justifying, in their tiny brains, why it's good when the leaders they adore act like cruel shitheads.

[considerourknowledge]

Republicans Willing Act Like Heroes for Doing Absolute Bare Minimum

Jowly old tortoise Mitch McConnell, bowing to the immediate threat of a federal default, said Republicans would allow Democrats to raise the debt ceiling into December. McConnell has led his party’s refusal to allow Democrats to even take up legislation to lift the cap, acting like this latest move to do the absolute bare minimum is somehow heroic. “We will allow Democrats to pass an emergency debt limit extension at a fixed dollar amount to cover current spending levels into December. You’re welcome,” said McConnell in a statement. “I’m not saying that we’re heroes for allowing this to happen, but I’m not not saying it either,” added McConnell with a wink, as he and his obstructionist colleagues plotted more ways to be unhelpful shitbags.

[likeabxrdinflight]

my father made the very compelling case this morning that it might be more important to flip the senate and get mitch shitbag mcconnell out of office than trump, and tbh I can’t stop thinking about that...

obviously getting all three, the house, senate, and presidency would be the best possible outcome of the election, but if the price of taking down mcconnell is four more years of trump as essentially a lame duck whose only power will be executive orders..............I dunno man..........there’s a lot of damage trump can do with four more years of executive power, but there’s also a lot he can’t do without the senate. he’ll never get another justice in office unless he nominates more moderate candidates. he won’t be able to pass any major legislation that the democrats can’t modify. it will essentially tie his hands. 

that said, if the senate does flip, I think it’s very likely trump also loses, because the senate flipping is the harder battle and will be pretty indicative of which way public opinion is leaning. I’m more worried about the current status quo being maintained- republicans keeping both the senate and presidency. 

the overconfidence I’m seeing from the polls and news sources has me worried. most people seem to be saying biden has this locked in, people are talking about states like texas and georgia flipping, and that scares me. because they did that in 2016 too, and look what happened. the last thing we need, right now, is complacency. we cannot get complacent, especially if we want to flip the senate. 

and we really, really do want to flip the senate as much as the presidency. I know trump is the more visible sort of evil, but he’s a known quantity to a degree. he’s not hard to figure out and though he is incredibly dangerous and I don’t mean to downplay that, he’s also somewhat predictable in his narcissistic rage. but mitch mcconnell has no soul. mitch mcconnell plays a smooth game, he’ll cut you down with an even smile and tell you it was for your own good. mitch mcconnell would sell you to satan for one corn chip. he already has.

he’s the emperor palpatine to trump’s darth vader. it is just if not more critical to take that motherfucker down too. 

anyways, in case it needs to be stated again, vote. vote for joe biden. vote for your democratic senate candidate. vote for the democrat running for your house district. vote blue down ballot. vote vote vote even if it feels pointless. it’s not. it’s not fucking pointless. voting blue this election cycle will LITERALLY save lives 

voting blue will LITERALLY save lives from the republican leaders who have ignored and downplayed an actual pandemic and have refused to do the bare minimum to provide assistance to people who are struggling. voting blue will LITERALLY save lives of minorities who are at greater risk of death from police brutality as even if a biden administration does not go as far as we might hope, they will likely take first steps in solving the problem, and any step in the right direction is likely to save someone. voting blue will LITERALLY save lives as common sense gun reform finally has a chance to get passed. voting blue will LITERALLY save lives as a more comprehensive healthcare bill may bolster or even replace the affordable care act.

voting blue will LITERALLY save lives. V O T E.

[topicaljoke]

mitch mcconnell is a spineless shitbag

[femmepeterparker]

okay so we already knew dean was a shitbag so now with the update we r just waiting for mitch to fucking murder him right? cool

[nerdletter]

Imo, the politics of the creator don't matter--unless the work is clearly influenced a lot by the creator's politics, of course. If the work is good, the creator deserves money for a job well done. I hate J.K. Rowling since I'm trans and she's a TERF, but I still love the world and story of Harry Potter. So I'm just going to give it up, even though I still genuinely enjoy it? No!

Scott is a less extreme case for this. Who Scott chooses to financially support is his business--unless it's revealed he's donating to like, a war criminal or dictator or something. Like it or not, Mitch McConnell isn't as bad as either of those. He's just a politician appealing to a certain demographic. He's still a shitbag, but he's not pure evil.

Oi, listen, I know we are all kind of getting mad over people still fucking supporting Harry Potter and therefore Rowling despite the fact she's an horrible human being, but did we all conveniently forgot that Scott Cawthon, creator of FNAF, actively supported actual major right wing politicians in the last years with the money he got from his games now that the new FNAF game just came out?

Like... Dude gave money to Mitch McConnell.

Mitch McConnell.

And all I'm seeing now are playthrough upon playthrough of the game on YouTube,people making Theories (A Game Theory if you will), and it seems everyone just... Forgot about the fact Scott Cawthon is, again, funneling the money he gets from these games into right wing politicians that want you dead because he is a fundamentalist Christian.

Like... At the very least don't give him your money FFS.

[xelethaine]

So I’m like completely up to speed on the whole Beau thing, since I’m kinda slow and I wanna give my thoughts on it since I love calling out the bullshit of the obnoxious rabid little gremlins that try to stir up shit in this fandom that they seem so intent on reducing to a dumpster fire.

So, for anyone who doesn’t know(probably not many since I’m late af but anyways), Beau Sloane, the long haired guy Mitch has been hanging out with and is rumored to be dating, apparently made some tweets a while back containing the n word and a lot of people were mad at him and now hate him.

Thing is though? Those tweets were made when he was in 8th grade. Like 7 or 8 fucking years ago. He was 13 or 14. Y'all were getting “receipts” from back when he just entered puberty. He’s fucking 21 now. Holding an adult accountable for shit they said as a kid is just fucking absurd. Y'all are so intent on hating him, because god forbid you let Mitch (or Scott) have a LIFE and date who he wants, that you went back nearly 10 years on his twitter account to find literally anything incriminating and didn’t stop to think that simce it took that long to find something wrong with him that maybe, just fucking MAAAAYBEEE, he’s a good guy that you should leave the fuck alone.

And he really is a good guy. Why? Because instead of telling y'all to fuck off back under your bridges (which I absolutely would have done tbh) he APOLOGIZED to you shitbags! And it was sincere and genuine and 3 huge fucking paragraphs long. And a lot of you chucklefucks still didn’t think that was good enough and are still intent on your ridiculously irrational hatred of this guy that has done not a damn thing but make your “idol” happy.

Face it. Y'all don’t care about Mitch. You can say you do until you’re blue in the fucking face, but you really don’t. All you care about is the remote possibility of him dating Scott so your precious little gay ship can become “canon” or whatever the fuck. And you’re willing to tear down anyone that comes in the way of that, even at the expense of Mitch’s happiness.

Assholes.

[inthemomemt]

The idea that SO MANY Kentuckians know what an atomic shitbag Mitch McConnell is, but continue to support him, makes me want to visit Kentucky NEVER.

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) September 17, 2020

[argyle-s]

Ironic considering Mitch is the racist, fascist shitbag.

[posttexasstressdisorder]

THIS...HE DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING FUNCTION!  IF HE WEREN’T SUCH A SHITBAG, I’D ALMOST (ALMOST) FEEL SORRY FOR HIM FOR BEING USED BY MOSCOW MITCH AND THE REST OF THE TRAITORS.

Republicans are nourished by Trump delusions and abuses of power.

[faulentzer]

I believe these are statistics Mitch and Rand Paul are proud of. As long as you can convince poor, ignorant whites that they are inherently superior (God’s will) to blacks, gays, women, immigrants, you name it, these shitbags will remain in office.

[cumaeansibyl]

Just for emphasis, it’s not even that the Republicans in the Senate voted against the coronavirus relief, which would be bad enough -- they’re REFUSING TO EVEN VOTE ON IT because Mitch McConnell is a shitbag

If I write all the checks and my shitty coworker doesn’t put them in the mail it’s not my fault the bills didn’t get paid