#mistcavity

[eldritchmist]

Macavity: You apear in my thoughts very often nowadays.

Mistoffelees: Really?

Macavity: I think a lot about you. Your certain body parts. And organs.

Mistoffelees:

Macavity: Enough, I don't want to scare you away.

Mistoffelees: Oh no, I'm interested. Go on.

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Macavity: I consider myself to be a heterosexual male and every single “rivalry” I’ve ever had has involved gay sex to some degree. Intense relationships with other men are complicated and unpredictable. Don’t let those feelings interfere with your identity, and don’t let your sexuality hold you back from acting on those feelings if the moment arises.

Mr. Mistoffelees: Thank you for this. Holy shit.

[residents-of-the-darkforest]

Dark Forest Resident: Smokeweed

Nicknames: loser, bestie, idiot

Gender: man

Clan: Sillyclan

Family: Rosebriar (mom), unknown dad, Mistcave (sister), Weirdokit (son)

Other Relations: Mothbreathe (best friend)

Victims: Aloeleaf

Victims he’s killed: Aloeleaf (indirectly caused)

Reason he’s in the dark forest: illegally selling cat drugs

Death: falling off a cliff

Cautionary tale: don’t do drugs kids

Story: not at the moment idk

[uppastthejelliclemoon]

4 and 20 for the salty asks?

Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?*

the general NOTPs that i mention frequently: literally ANY adult cat x any of the kittens, or any ships that imply incest/pedophilia.

Also Mistcavity (some of the dynamics just make me... very uncomfortable), Mungocavity (again, with my hc, it just isn't one that i ship), really any Macavity ships, as I don't see him as a healthy cat to ship others with. I will say I really do enjoy reading Demcavity when it's analyzing their relationship (I really love @munku-collar's posts about their relationship)

Mungoteazer is a NOTP for me PURELY because I hc them as siblings, same with Demelurina. I absolutely have nothing against people who ship them, I think the art and fics for those pairings are absolutely wonderful!!

What is the purest ship in the fandom?

Pouncival x Etcetera is VERY sweet, as is George x Etcetera! Though I do also have to say either Jennyanydots x Skimbleshanks or Jellylorum x Asparagus as well!

[platoria]

mistcavity

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

no, just no, i hate macavity and i despise the man and he creeps the shit out of me, i love misto tho

[eldritchmist]

Macavity: I don't think you should do this. It's illegal.

Mistoffelees:

Mistoffelees: Are you fucking kidding me

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Macavity: I jacked off to American Psycho before, in a hotel bathroom with one of those portable DVD players.

Mr. Mistoffelees: Do you realize how scary this makes you sound?

[eldritchmist]

Tugger: ...which would be better to give as a Valentine gift, than my heart?~~~~

Mistoffelees: Somebody else's heart.

Tugger: What?

Mistoffelees: What?

Tugger: WAIT WHAT

[eldritchmist]

OUR TIME HAS COMEEEEE

... thanks to Nicholas Li deciding to hastily pull on his Macavity wig and unitard for the curtain calls on closing night of the Vienna revival, we now have onstage footage of Macavity just hanging out with the tribe. And interacting with them. Including this gem:

Thank you, Diane Bauer.

Mistocavity shippers, your hour has come!

With Stephen Martin Allan as Mistoffelees; 26 June 2022.

[eldritchmist]

Magical ones love corsets vol. 2.

[eldritchmist]

Here is it again, because I want to share things about this ship, illustrated like this one. SO:

Surprise 1.

When their relationship became physical, Macavity was really surprised, that Mistoffelees is so solid. Observing him earlier he always imagined, that this cat with his slim waists, neck and wrists has to be fragile.

He also knew that the constant practicing of ballet gives starch and strength, but he definitely wasn't prepared to those massive muscles under the short, velvet-like fur. Mistoffelees has incredibly toned abs, legs (and butt), he is also very flexible. Honestly his flexibility made Macavity genuinely surprised in some kind of situations.

[eldritchmist]

They read poems for each other at rainy evenings

[eldritchmist]

OK but what about Mistocavity????????

What your favorite "Cats" ship says about you

Based on that one youtube series. All of these are meant in good fun. (Also, for any ships that include characters commonly HCed as siblings (Jerrie/Teazer, etc.), I'm assuming they're not related in whatever universe they're together.)

Tuggoffelees:

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of literally singing each other's praises.

Demestrap:

You just want good things for these two, and really, who wouldn't?

Tuggerina:

You are a firm believer in people who think they're tops getting out-topped.

Demelurina:

You believe there is no force in this world stronger than the bond between two women who are sick of a man’s bullshit.

Mungoteazer:

Your ideal relationship dynamic is a vaudeville comedy duo.

Victeazer:

Your ideal relationship dynamic is sun lesbian/moon lesbian.

Munkofelees:

You think the Rum Tum Tugger is a little bitch.

Skimbledots:

Your ideal relationship dynamic is team mom/team dad.

Alonzostrap:

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bromances.

Alondra:

Your ideal date involves hanging out in the background.

Guslorum:

You don’t understand why anyone would fuck around with a love-hate relationship when there’s a perfectly happy marriage right there.

Misto/Cassandra:

You are heterosexual.

Mistoria:

You don’t get what all the hate was about. The 2019 movie was great! …and you’re heterosexual.

Platoria:

You are a furry.

Munkustrap/Mungojerrie:

You want a daddy, but not the sexy kind, the kind that rolls into the McDonald's drive-thru with a car full of cheering kids, gets himself a single black coffee, and then drives away.

Munkustrap/Macavity:

Your ideal relationship dynamic is friends to enemies to lovers.

Macavity/Mungojerrie:

You were fucking thrilled when "be gay, do crime" became the hot new meme.

Munkustrap/Demeter/Bombalurina:

You think the only way the “found family” trope could be improved is if it involved a polycule.

Bombalurina/Macavity:

You just wanna fuck villains, and really, who wouldn’t?

Bustopher Jones/Skimbleshanks:

I can’t say for sure if you want to fuck dads, but you definitely want to fuck father figures.

Mungojerrie/Tugger:

You are a certified morosexual.

Munkustrap/Tugger:

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of petty antagonism.

Misto/Mungojerrie:

You’re always a slut for a man in a crop top.

And finally, for the whole fandom in general:

You're always a slut for characters in dire need of more screen time.

[eldritchmist]

*a wasp flying towards Mistoffelees*

Macavity: *burning it to ashes with a single blink*

Mistoffelees: Aint you a bit overprotective?

Macavity: I don't understand the question.

[eldritchmist]

Mistoffelees: I feel so safe with you

Macavity: You are the weirdest cat I ever met

[eldritchmist]

The fact Mistoffelees is pyromaniac and he has a crush on the cat who can make fire with a single thought is the reason I'm alive.