#missionary is sooo underrated

[lavendervirgos]

Missionary because you've got pretty eyes and a handsome face.

[yeowangies]

raditz + mating press 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

goku + missionary while he’s running his hands up your body 🔥🔥🔥🔥

YES!!!!!! The mating press is sooo sexy, fits him perfectly!!! And the missonary position is the BEST, so underrated, it can be loving and tender and so sexy!!!!!!! I think I do see it as goku's favorite position too ngl

[bluebxmfing]

Pro ship chart for Kurt and Wanda Maximoff? My underrated ship!

Pro Shipping Chart || Accepting!

Only issue with this one is I don’t know much about Comic Wanda :T So lots of this might be wrong? They will be assumptions ^^”

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - I suppose it depends on what all happens.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Kurt falls in love easily, but Wanda was a lot slower to start trusting Kurt.

How was their first kiss? - Fairly heat of the moment, I imagine.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Lol probably Wanda

Who is the best man/men? -Logan and Pietro. (Gambit is Pietro’s Plus-1 and you cannot stop me from thinking this)

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Lorna, Kitty, Rachel?

Who did the most planning? -Kurt is serious about things going well.

Who stressed the most? -Both of them.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Magneto, Azazel, Mystique.

Sex:

Who is on top? - My boi a sub.

Who is the one to instigate things? -They both seem awkward about sex idk. Probably Kurt. He a thorsty boi.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -Depends on what all is going on or if something kills the mood. They can last a while.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Kurt always does this.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.I mean come on two touch-starved kiddos.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - I don’t think Wanda’s okay with like. Giving birth. Ours sure isn’t. Plus both she and Kurt know what it’s like to be an orphan. They’re more likely to adopt.

How many children will they adopt? -Maybe 2 (legally) aside from all the fUCKING BAMFS. Other than that they just bring in fuckin,,, stray kids on the streets.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -They try to take turns. Kurt has a sensitive as hell nose.

Who is the stricter parent? -Wanda.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Wanda

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Kurt

Who is the more loved parent? -Kurt??

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?KUUUUUUUURT

Who cried the most at graduation? -Wanda?

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Kurt

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - KURT,,

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Kurt

Who does the grocery shopping? -Kurt makes the lists and does the thing but Wanda has to be there with him or else he’ll get distracted.

How often do they bake desserts? -Kurt loves to bake, sooo

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Kurt likes both but leans more towards meat. Idk about Wanda

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Kurt,,

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Wanda

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -Neither

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Kurt

Who is really against chores? -Wanda

Who cleans up after the pets? -Kurt,,

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Wandaaaaaa

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -KURT,,

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Kurt

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Wanda

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -Kurt will fucking do anything to go outside.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -KURT IS COMPETITIVE.

What are their goals for the relationship? -Stay safe, keep each other close and safe.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Wanda.

Who plays the most pranks? -KURT, though Wanda does every now and then and freaks the fuck outta Kurt in retaliation.