#miss victim complex is now??? claiming our parents have done something literally Not Legally Possible to her??? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ssaalexblake · 2 years ago

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There’s this Massive ant hill in the woods behind my house, like, it’s over a meter high and it makes me itchy just thinking about the thing. I am seriously considering going to go sit on it on my birthday soon instead of running the risk of having to talk to my sister, because the former seems more pleasant of an experience. At least ants don’t have conspiracy theories.

#miss victim complex is now??? claiming our parents have done something literally Not Legally Possible to her???#like i don't want to explain the intricacies but it's literally not possible to do what she's accusing them of #and even if it was!!! they sure as fuck wouldn't have the tech know how to do it #i had to show my dad how to copy and paste a png on monday #and my mother is less skilled.#and btw this was all said openly on facebook so i'm like #hopefully all the people unfortunate to have friended her have the basic common sense to work that one out #i only found out abt this bc my other sister rang me spitting fire #the ONly plus side to this shit show is what she said is SO divorced from reality that i'm equally as bemused as i am furious #so my blood pressure is saved even if minutely

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