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[randomly-a-fan]

When Justin met Archie

It was Saturday and it’s a beautiful day, especially at Camp Crystal Lake. MJ and Jason were just relaxing on their porch swing, while Malon was playing with her new friend Justin at the clubhouse. Jason was being affectionate that morning that he pulled MJ onto his lap to give her a kiss. They nearly kissed until Archie came over; so Jason quickly put on his mask while MJ sits herself back up. “Hello Archie!” MJ called out to Archie. “Hi MJ, hello Jason... Is Malon home?” Archie called back. “Malon is over at her clubhouse with her friend Justin.” MJ answered. Archie was surprised, ‘I thought I was her only friend…’ Archie thought to himself. However, he’s not too surprised, after all, people can have more than one friend anyway.

Malon and Justin were just coloring a picture until Malon brought up something. “So tell me Justin, what does your dad do for a living again?” Malon asked. “He’s a Semi Truck Driver; he makes big deliveries to people from across the province...” Justin explained. “Which explains why your dad put you in a Foster Home, huh?” Malon assumes. Justin nodded before he frowned. “What’s wrong?” Malon asked. “Nothing... It’s just... Nothing...” Justin said as he was secretly thinking about his incarcerated mother.

Just then, Malon heard Archie approaching. “I’ll be right back; I think I’ve heard Archie coming.” Malon said as she got up and meet up with Archie. When Malon got out, she saw Archie coming towards her for a friendly hug. “Hi Archie... I’m so glad you came today; I want you to meet a boy that I have rescued last summer!” Malon said excitedly as she took Archie’s hand and took him into her clubhouse. 

Before Malon had the chance to make the introduction, Archie and Justin already called each other’s names. “Justin!” “Archie!” Justin got up while Archie rushed over to him and did the fist-bump and the ‘hand-wigglier’. “Uh... Am I missing something, how do you two know each other?” Malon asked in confusion. “Archie and I go to the same school together; a private school for boys.” Archie explained. “That’s right... I was a new student when I first met Archie; I had a phobia on clowns since the bank robbery at my aunt’s bank, so I was too nervous to go near him at first.” Justin explained. “I was aware that Justin was afraid of me, since... Well... you know, the son of Pennywise...” Archie added with a sheepish smile. “But at recess... I was being bullied by Roger and the gang; they’ve been throwing rocks at me and pushed me into the mud... They were going to kill my beetles until Archie stood up to them.” Justin continued. “I lifted Roger by the scruff of his shirt and stared at him with my deadlight eyes, and made him brain dumb for a while... I got detention for bullying the bully, but hey! My dad treated me with an R Rated movie... which sucked.” Archie ended, then they both laughed with each other. “So you two became pals huh?” Malon assumes. “We’re more than friends, we’re best friends!” Justin said. “Whoa there ‘Ace’, we’re just friends. *To Malon* We’re just friends.” Archie said while blushing. Malon giggled to Archie’s cuteness. “Well I’m glad you two are friends, because that means we’re the friends of three.” Malon said as she got between the two boys. “I know the perfect name for us... ‘The Friendly Trio’!” Justin suggested. Malon and Archie agreed with the name, it got a good ring tone to it. “The Friendly Trio it is then.” Archie said while they gave each other a group hug.

So ‘The Friendly Trio’ played crack the whip over at the flower field, which was great fun. Then they played Ring Around the Rosie. There are activities that Malon wasn’t comfortable with, which is hunting for bugs... ew. So she decided to take a bathroom break while the boys have their... fun.

***

Both Archie and Justin had a huge interest in bugs, Archie learned from Justin that he collects bugs and sticks them on a tray for show. Archie may not be a bug massacre for collection or trophies, but the one thing that sparks their interest are tarantulas. “I’m hoping that when my two tarantulas would mate and make little ‘tarantulings’ (baby tarantulas), and then I’ll make a spider farm and sell them to tarantula lovers.” Justin explained. “Well I would certainly be your first costumer; I’ve been asking my parents for a tarantula for years, but they couldn’t find me a tarantula in Derry, and ordering them is too risky and expensive.” Archie replied. Malon was listening to the conversation while being on stealth. “Well, since your my good friend, my only friend, I’ll give you one of the baby spiders for free.” Justin offered. “Thanks Ace, you’re a good friend too... You’re just the someone to talk to whenever Malon wasn’t comfortable on the buggy subject.” Archie replied. 

Malon saddened by the comments, it’s true that she doesn’t like bugs or spiders, but what can she do about it? it’s not her fault that she doesn’t like insects, except butterflies. The one thing that is shocking is that Justin said to Archie that he is the only friend; ‘I thought I was his only friend’. Malon said to herself.

Malon went in to meet her ‘friends’. “Mom said that she’s got fresh homemade cookies made if you boys are interested. Malon said. “Well I am rather famished.” Archie chuckled. So The Friendly Trio walked over to Malon’s house for some lemonade and cookies. They were enjoying themselves until the boys started talking about tarantulas again, which made Malon feel left out. MJ noticed Malon feeling lonely, so she thought of an idea. “It’s such a lovely day, so why not head over to the park after you kids finish your snacks?” MJ suggested. Malon smiled with a big grin. However, Justin had other plans. “I needed to go back home to feed my spiders... *To Archie* Would you like to come to my place and meet my spiders?” Justin asked Archie. “You bet! I’ve always wanted to see them up close.” Archie said with excitement. “Hey Mal, you want to come?” Archie asked. Malon shook her head slowly. Archie was concerned for Malon, but it was cut short until Justin got up and heads to the door. “I better be going Malon, I’ll see you tomorrow, okay?” Archie said while rubbing Malon’s back. Malon smiled and nodded before Archie got up and went out with Justin.

When it was just Malon and her parents, she sat sadly on the couch with a pillow cushion in her grasp. “It seems like Archie and Justin had an unusual interest on insects, huh Malon?” MJ assumes. Malon didn’t answer, she just leaned against her dad for comfort. “There’s a reason why you’re my best friend, dad... A Families' love lasted longer... and I know you would never hurt me...” Malon said to her dad. Jason was touched, but he didn’t want his daughter to have a parent for a best friend; that’s the mistake he made with his mother, he didn’t want her to go through what he’s been through. “I don’t think Archie and Justin meant to hurt you; remember, Archie had a hard time making friends, and so did Justin, you should be happy for them; you’re the reason for them to get along, they’ll be sure to give you the credit.” MJ said with a smile. “You really think so?” Malon asked with a soon-to-become smile. “I know so...” her mom replied with a kiss.

Even though Malon feels left out because of the one thing she’s not interested in, she’s still happy for her friends to be friends, and that she is still one of their greatest friends. The Friendly Trios for Life.

[sortasirius]

Prompt: Dean drives Sam to the library routinely & pretends he hates it (but Sam knows he has a library card). Dean's started seeing a new face in the library, always reading books about spiders, but he doesnt how to break the ice. Until one day, he finally sits down and invites Cas over to his place to see his pet tarantula. When they get there, the tarantula is missing. Both are afraid of spiders: Cas was only researching for an assignment & Dean only got a tarantula to impress Cas.

This is literally the funniest prompt I have ever received, I literally laughed for a minute straight when I read it.  Thank you so much, this was such a fun one to write, I hope you like it!

Words: 2063 (what can I say, the spider sparked my creativity)

Dean pretends to hate the library.  Someone had to put up the front of being the cool intimidating brother, and they both knew that wasn’t going to be Sam, even though he was about a foot taller than Dean now.  No, that didn’t make Dean self-conscious.

He takes Sam to the library at least once a week, Sam insists he studies better when he was there, Dean rolling his eyes and relenting, sprawling out in one of the hard wooden chairs and pretending to be bored on his phone until he could sneak off to peruse the stacks himself, where he was sure Sam wouldn’t see him.  He reads Tolstoy and Vonnegut and Dostoyevsky and Salinger, even dipping into those Hunger Games books that everyone was so unto a few years before (his review? They’re pretty good, make him feel like he’s a fast reader).

It’s an easy routine, something that Dean will never in a million years admit how much he enjoys.  The quiet shelves that all smell like dust, pencil shavings, and old books are peaceful, something that makes him feel like he can breathe a little easier, that life is a simple as sinking down onto the worn, stained carpet, his back being poked by a metal divider between the S’s and the T’s and losing himself in the inky words printed on the page.

One Sunday in the dead of winter, Dean’s in his usual hiding place in the back corner of the library.  It’s a little darker here, but when your eyes get used to the lower light, it’s easy to read.  He’s lost in the world of Jack Kerouac’s On The Road today, and is so immersed that he doesn’t even notice someone looking at the shelves next to him, right up until they trip over his feet in the aisle and crash onto the floor with a thud loud enough to shake the books stacked towards the ceiling.

“Shit!” Dean cries in a stage whisper, surprised, but not surprised enough to use a regular speaking voice, he isn’t an animal, this is a library after all.  He scrambles to help the person up in the semi-darkness and then is face to face with a pair of wide blue eyes.

“Sorry,” the stranger whispers, trying to arrange his clothes, which Dean notices fit the attire of a college professor more than a student, and this guy looked like a student.

“S’no problem, my fault, I probably shouldn’t sit in the middle of the aisle.”

The guy nods, smiling a little shyly, and then hurries off before Dean can even catch his name.  Damn.  He was good looking too.

Dean sheepishly moves out of the aisle and to a small table which, though more in the light, is also open enough that Sam could see him if he walks by, and Dean still wasn’t sure he wants to deal with the smug look that would take up residence on his brother’s face if he saw him reading.  But man, this book was just a little too good to put down.

Surprise surprise, he does get caught.  Sam taps him on the shoulder with a wide grin, his bag hooked over his shoulder, clearly ready to go.

“So much for hating the library huh?”

“Ok, whatever, I just come here for the pictures.”

“Kerouac isn’t exactly kid’s stuff.”

Dean rolls his eyes and gets to his feet, looking anywhere but at Sam.  He tucks the book under his arm.  He had to check it out and finish it tonight, it’s just that good.

They walk by the guy that had tripped over Dean earlier. He’s hunched over his table, his hands flying across a notepad he has next to him, several books about spiders spread out around him.  Dean makes a mental note of it.  He was going to talk to that guy if he saw him again, he’s always up for a good challenge, and spider-boy looked like the perfect one.

He does see spider-boy again the next week, when Sam simply has to study for a midterm he has coming up.  He’s wearing thick glasses with dark frames this time, his nose an inch from the diagram of a garden spider he’s copying.  Dean tries to work up the courage to go talk to him, but there’s something so taboo about interrupting someone when they’re so clearly in a groove, so Dean watches him from the non-fiction section, observing the way his hair brushes the edge of the book he’s staring at, and the way he cracks his knuckles every so often when his hand starts cramping.

Dean decides he’s being a freak.  He goes back to his little table and picks up Tortilla Flat by Steinbeck.

It goes on like this for nearly two months.  Dean sees spider-boy every week, who’s name, he learns, is Cas, always at the same table, always working on something to do with spiders. And every week, Dean swears he’s going to go talk to him, but he has no idea how.  He’s never been this nervous to talk to someone, but there’s a little nagging voice in the back of his head, what if this guy thought he was an idiot? What if they had nothing to talk about?

So, he does what he does best: he hatches a master plan at his little table in the back of the library.

He’s a genius.

“You’re an idiot,” Sam sighs, staring out the window of the Impala at the looming brick building of the library grew closer.  Dean had put his plan into action the day before, and was eager to get to the library and ask Cas to come home with him, see his prize.  He had insisted that Sam get a ride home with his girlfriend, and Sam had been only too happy to oblige.

“This’ll make a great story for Eileen I guess.”

“This is going to work.”

Sam laughs again.

“Like I said, you’re an idiot.”

Dean doesn’t waste time.  The second he steps inside, and smells the familiar old-book smell, he heads straight for Cas’ table.  Cas is wearing his glasses today, and is reading a book called The History of the Arachnid, he’s leaning back on his chair so two legs were off the ground. A rebel.  Dean’s kinda guy.

Dean plops down across from him, and Cas lowers his book in surprise.

“Hi, you probably don’t remember me-”

“I see you every week.”

This catches Dean off guard.  Cas arches an eyebrow, and then laughs a little.

“I’m Cas.”

Dean knows this, the librarian, Mrs. Covere, is a total gossip who loves Dean, and he had wheedled it out of her three weeks prior to hatching his plan.

“Hi Cas, I’m Dean.”

“Nice to meet you, Dean,” Cas smiles at him, clearly intrigued, and Dean isn’t going to disappoint.

“Listen,” Dean starts, leaning across the table with his hands clasped in front of him, “I see you reading a lot about spiders.  And, though there are other books out there, I was wondering if you wanted to stope reading about them and come meet a real one.”

Cas pales by a few degrees, and Dean rushes to explain so he doesn’t come across like a total freak.

“It’s just.  Uh, well, I just got this guy, and he seems pretty cool, and you, uh, seem into spiders and I was just wondering if you, like you totally don’t have to, I don’t want to make it seem like, anyway, uh, the offer’s there?  I guess…”

He trails off, kicking himself for rambling so much.  That was not part of the master plan.  But Cas, though still pale, smiles at him again.

“Sure, as long as you promise not to murder me.”

Dean grins back.

“Scout’s honor,” he raises his hand in salute, “You can ask Mrs. Covere, she’ll vouch for me.”

The ride over to Sam and Dean’s shared apartment with Cas is quiet.  He doesn’t seem to feel every silence with words, and Dean’s the same, he likes that.  He wasn’t sure he could talk much anyway, he would probably say something that would ruin the surprise.

Dean jumps out of the car and hustles to his door the second he parks, and Cas follows, still with those wide, interested eyes, his reading glasses tucked carefully into the breast pocket of his dress shirt. Dean had never seen anyone dress so formally all the time, he would have to ask him about it, after his amazing ice-breaker.

Dean heads straight for the enclosure the man at the pet store had suggested to him, looks in the tank…and his stomach falls into his shoes.

There is supposed to be a tarantula that Dean had purchased in that tank.  There is not a tarantula in that tank.

“Ha ha,” Cas is standing next to him, also looking into the clearly empty tank, “Good one.  Where did you hide it?”

Dean’s throat is very dry.  His eyes flick from floor, to wall, to ceiling.  Can they even get on the ceiling?

“Um.  This isn’t a joke.  He, uh, got out I guess.”

Cas eyes widen with palpable fear, he takes an automatic step toward the door.

“Oh hell no, nope no, I gotta go.”

“Wait!  You’re the only one here with any idea at all what to do!”

Cas gapes at him, Dean feels like he’s hyperventilating, suddenly feeling like there was maybe something on his back.

“What do you mean?  I don’t know anything about-”

“You’ve read nothing but spider books for the last two months!”

“It was for my term paper!  I hate spiders!”

“Well I do too!”

“Then why do you have one in your house?!”

“Because it was my master plan!  I thought it would impress you!”

Cas splutters, half laughing.

“Wait,” Dean continues, “Why did you come with me if you hate spiders?”

“Because I wanted to impress you,” Cas cries, still looking all around the room for their missing spider friend.  Dean follow his eyes, searching for the traitor.  He was supposed to get him laid, not be a cock block.

You’re gonna have such a cool home after this too, he thinks bitterly, you do this to me, and I’m going to give you to Charlie.  She loves all kinds of weird pets, you’ll be living the dream, I don’t deserve this man.

Yes, he’s talking to a tarantula in his head, these are desperate times.

He looks up at Cas, half desperate, half terrified that Cas was going to walk out the door and start going to the library across town.

“Listen, please help me find him, and I swear I’ll take you on a normal date after.”

Cas just nods.

It takes them the better part of an hour to track down the spider, who is hiding in the corner of the living room by Dean’s guitar, and then ten minutes of rock, paper, scissors to decide who picks him up. Dean loses, damn paper, and doesn’t immediately yell when it crawls on his hand because this is a delicate operation and, even though he hates spiders, he actually didn’t want to freak the little dude out.

Dean calls Charlie immediately after he’s back in his enclosure, and tells her she needs to come grab her new pet ASAP.  He and Cas sit on the couch, staring at the lighted enclosure, trying to make sure the tarantula stayed in place this time.

Charlie shows up ten minutes later, bouncing on the balls of her feet, and happily scoops the spider into a “travel carrier” as she calls it. Dean carries all the spider supplies out to her car, and as she straps him carefully into the passenger seat she calls,

“Say bye to Aragog!”

Dean and Cas wave as she drives away, Charlie eyeing Dean from her rearview mirror.  He knows he’s going to have to give a full report later.

“I have to say,” Cas says quietly after a minute, “That was the most fun I’ve ever had on a first date.”

Dean’s heart skips a beat.  

“Just how I drew it up.  You hungry?  Let’s go get something to eat.”

Cas slides his hand into Dean’s as they walk towards his car, and Dean can’t help but think he owes Aragog a drink or two.

[tak-sam-tu-jsem-s-tim-ramusem]

Tisíceré díky @kocourmokroocko za oštítkování ❤️

1. Are you staying at home from work/school?

Ano, spokojeně trávím čas se samostudiem. Snažím se pracovat podle rozvrhu, takže veškerou práci mívám do čtvrtka/pátka hotovou. (Protože každý volný den je dobrý den)

2. If you're at home, who is there with you?

Moji milovaní rodičové a sestra. Zatím si po krku nejdeme, neb máme všichni dost práce ✌️

3. Do you have pets to keep you company?

Ano ^^. Máme ptáčka (Respektivě Chůvičku Japonskou, bývaly dvě, budiž jí země lehká), morčátko (bývala dvě, budiž onomu země lehká) a otcova tarantule, jenž má tuhý kořínek.

4. Who do you miss the most?

Dá se říct, že spolužáky a kamarády ze školy, se kterými zůstávám ve styku (samozřejmě po telefonu). Také mi poněkud schází vyučující ZSV (Poslouchat jeho sladký hlásek 45 minut je alespoň pro mě únik od úzkosti a meditace. A než začnete, ano, nezahleděl jsem se do něj ☝️)

5. When was the last time you left your home?

Minulý týden. Byl jsem donést prarodičům sušenky co jsem, teď pozor, J Á napekl. (Prý byly moc dobrý :>)

6. What was the last thing you bought?

Právě teď, oblečení na léto. Ale počkám si asi měsíc nuuu 👉👈

7. Is quarantine driving you insane you finaly relaxed?

Tak trochu oboje. Po dlouhé době se mi daří konečně pracovat na škole v klidu, ale také se mi zdá, že máme víc práce než regulérně v hodinách. Samostudium jsem si upřímně nezamiloval, ale jiné východisko nemáme :'D.

8. Are you a homebody?

Ne, vůbec. Teď tedy jsem nucen, ale rád se v rámci bezpečí ostatních podřídím. Jsem ale rád, že nežiji v metropoli a můžu si vyrazit do přírody. (Což se mi neskutečně hodí, neboť jsem ve vlastním zájmu požádal o úkol navíc v biologii, protože mám nehezký průměr. Abych to shrnul, charakterizuji jehličnany kolem naší školy a dělám z toho video. Slíbil jsem i listnaté, až tedy budou mít listí, udělám video i na ně a bude to kinematografický zážitek)

9. What movies have you watched recently?

Pride (z roku 2014), Panství Downton a rozhoupávám se na Korunu (Ale ta asi až dokoukám Downton, protože jak se znám, pletl by se mi děj)

10. An event you were looking forward to that got cancelled.

Říkejte si co chcete, ale Eurovize. (Ale možná to je znamení, že jsme tam neměli posílat Bena Cristovaa, tss tss)

11. What's the worst thing you've had to cancel?

Že bych to rušil já přímo ne, ale pár mých přátel má a měla během března a dubna narozeniny, takže jsme se nemohli a nemůžeme sejít :/ (A jenom napsání "Všechno nejlepší" není to pravé ořechové)

12. What's the best thing you had to cancel?

Hehe, opět ne přímo já, ale jen tak tak jsem unikl zkoušení z fyziky (nejsem technicky založený 😐)

13. Do you have any new hobbies?

Pečení & vaření a regulérně i poslouchání opery (Teď jsem se dostal k "Der Rosenkavalier" od R. Strausse a jestli to správně chápu, tak tam Marie Terezie má pletky s jistým Octavianem. Prosím lépe informované, aby mě opravili, děkuji)

14. What are you out of?

Nové recepty a, shodou okolností, hnědý cukr, který byl potřeba na již zmíněné sušenky. (Ale já tedy místo 200g hnědého cukru k již přidaným 100g cukru přidal dalších 200g cukru. Pořád chutnaly dobře. Neznám nic jako "příliš sladké")

15. What music are you listening to?

Nuže opera když už jsem ji zmiňoval, a pak průběžně střídám Abbu, Lesley Gore, Céline Dion, Bonnie Tyler, Cher, Eltona Johna a Davida Bowieho. Také si někdy rád pustím buďto samotný muzikál, nebo jen písničky. Mezi mé favority patří Evita, Pomáda, Fantom Opery a Les Misérables.

16. What shows are you watching?

Momentálně Panství Downton, jsem na začátku čtvrté série.

17. What are you reading?

"Dej mi své jméno" od Andrého Acimana a "Deset malých černoušků" od Agathy Christie.

18. What are you doing for self care?

Snažím se dodržovat spací režim (update: nedaří se), nepřejídat se (daří se) a zůstat ve styku s přáteli (alespoň jednou do týdne se snažím volat s kamarádkou).

19. Are you exercising?

Snažil jsem se, ale po týdnu jsem to vzdal se slovy: "Jsem krásný takový, jaký jsem." Stále ale ve mně zůstává motivace, protože loňský duben jsem to měsíc vydržel ✌️.

20. How's your toilet paper supply?

Nezásobovali jsme se, ale stačíme si. *zvuky hrdosti, přičemž v pozadí hraje instrumentální verze "Kde domov můj"*

21. Have you made any changes to your hair?

Ne, nechávám to růst, dokud nebudu připomínat Jana Ámose Komenského, nebo dokud nebude mít v červnu paní kadeřnice volno.

Ještě jednou děkuji za oštítkování a já to šířím dál ^^: @dejsipozornales @zelvuska @no-nic a @kedluben-kedlubna (pokud už tedy oštítkováni nebyli ':D)

[starlightmeadowbloom]

That's so cool, @aggimaginary ^^

Hello, would you mind posting the pages of the movie novelization where snake gets kicked off the helicopter? Please ? 🥺🥺

Sure! Here you go!

I kept reading this many times!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😂😂😂😂😂

[verdigrisprowl]

May 5 Bevel’s Movie Night - Tin Man ep1 & Steven Universe ep10-12

Bevel is back!

Prowl and Soundwave left immediately after the Tin Man episode, because they’re tired. Which is just as well, because Tin Man had a lot of nonconsensual mnemosurgery-analogous junk, and that was a bit much for Prowl, so it’s a good thing he didn’t stick around to see the Giant Woman episode and ensuing discussion of combiners.

Me 7:55 pm ((im appreciating the drunk history)) Bevel 7:56 pm ((sadly the full episodes aren't on youtube but the hints of hilarity are fun too Me 7:56 pm ((indeed)) Me 8:07 pm ((he's on the frigging floor omg)) Bevel 8:07 pm ((he's showing us where Teddy Roosevelt is Me 8:08 pm ((a very dedicated historian)) Me 8:10 pm ((the lip syncing is always so good in these)) Tarantulas 8:10 pm (( i've never seen these before omg Bevel 8:10 pm ((lol drunk history is hilarious *This is how Bevel learns history from Ratchet, she loves this* Bevel 8:13 pm ((ok, starting in a few minutes if everyone's ready? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:14 pm ((yep)) Me 8:17 pm ((episode 3?)) Ratchet 8:17 pm [[ this music sounds really familiar ]] Bevel 8:17 pm ((lemme fix that ItsyBitsySpyers 8:17 pm *Soundwave trudges in and drops into his seat with no flourishes whatsoever.*

[[...You're back.]] Ratchet 8:18 pm *Ratchet pops in, as he does* Bevel 8:18 pm For a little bit. *grins* I know where the Star Saber is. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:18 pm *Sits up as much as he has the energy to do.*

[[Do you, now.]] Bevel 8:19 pm Hi, Ratchet! Ratchet 8:19 pm Heya. What're we watching? Bevel 8:19 pm Tin Man. It is about some world called Oz. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:20 pm [[...This does not look like the Emerald City.]] Ratchet 8:20 pm Well, she's got the dress. Bevel 8:21 pm And it is on a moon in one of the systems near the Denorios belt. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:21 pm *Glances at Ratchet.* [[Ah. You know it.]]

[[...Oz?]] Ratchet 8:21 pm Of course I do. Me 8:23 pm *appears late.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm *Slithers a feeler out to wave.* Ratchet 8:24 pm *waves* Me 8:24 pm *looks around; nods vaguely at both of them.* Tarantulas 8:25 pm *hullo hullo, tis a spide* Bevel 8:25 pm Yeah, Oz. I could not find it on the maps of Earth I have so it must be somewhere else. Me 8:26 pm *it takes longer than usual for Prowl to decide where to sit; but finally, he drifts to Ratchet's couch and sits next to him.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:27 pm [[...He does not recall Oz existing on a moon.]] Bevel 8:29 pm ...Oh! Oh no, the Star Saber is not in Oz. It is just a moon. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:30 pm *...He must be more tired than even he knew. He can't follow what she's saying at all.* Ratchet 8:31 pm *nods to Prowl* Me 8:31 pm *neither can prowl; but to be fair, he missed the first half of the conversation.* *nods to Ratchet.* Hello. Bevel 8:31 pm Hi, Prowl. Me 8:32 pm Hi. *leans his elbows on his knees. he's tired.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:32 pm *Soundwave nods to the spide and sinks lower into his seat. Hrm. Comfier.* Bevel 8:32 pm Oz is what the documentary is about. The Star Saber is on a moon near Cardassia. Tarantulas 8:33 pm *oh nooooo. where to sit. decides to accompany soundwave on the slouchy couch* Bevel 8:33 pm *frowns worriedly* Are you ok, Prowl? Me 8:33 pm What? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:34 pm *If he wasn't wearing his visor, he'd be blinking.*

[[...They killed their spawn. Hm.]]

*Stretches a feeler lazily across Tarantulas' lap. He was gonna coil, but, nah. Too much work to maintain.* Tarantulas 8:34 pm *lazily pets the feeler, hello there* Bevel 8:35 pm Are you ok? Me 8:36 pm *he heard the question. he didn't understand it.* ......... Fine. *?????* ((i feel like there probably could have been a better name for winged monkeys than "mobats." it just doesn't quite roll off the tongue.)) Bevel 8:37 pm ((it really doesn't Tarantulas 8:37 pm (( bonkeys Me 8:37 pm ((I LIKE BONKEYS BETTER)) Tarantulas 8:37 pm (( ur welc Bevel 8:37 pm ((bonkeys omg Me 8:37 pm ((or winkeys.)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:37 pm ((i see shang tsung has a sister)) Me 8:38 pm ((why are you smiling. why are you pleased to be promoted. she just dementored a man's soul in front of you. you're now in the line of fire.)) Me 8:39 pm ... If she swings, she can jump out of the bottom and onto that bridge. Me 8:41 pm *they LITERALLY REMOVED his BRAIN?* *oh prowl's just. he's having. so much bad luck at bevel's streams lately.* Bevel 8:42 pm *Bevel would be sorry if she knew* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:42 pm *Concern ping.* Me 8:42 pm *he laces his fingers together so he can't grab at his neck.* Ah. Like I said. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:42 pm [[.........Why build holes into...]] *Never mind. He's barely following it as it is.* Me 8:43 pm She keeps shouting. She's terrible at stealth. Tarantulas 8:43 pm She still thinks it's a dream, why should she care? *shakes helm* Me 8:44 pm *oh great. a high-ranked government official, too.* Bevel 8:46 pm That is too many words. Tarantulas 8:47 pm Oh... dear. Tarantulas 8:48 pm *so sorta like the opposite of the positive reinforcement prison hmm* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:49 pm [[How is he alive.]] [[Organics cannot survive long without fuel or liquids.]] Bevel 8:49 pm Maybe it fed him somehow? Tarantulas 8:50 pm Magic. Shhhh. *patpat* Bevel 8:51 pm He is a cop. Fancy badge. Me 8:52 pm In case he didn't notice, first sign of trouble, she charged at the culprits armed with a stick. "Cut and run" indeed. Bevel 8:53 pm He should give her a sword. Me 8:53 pm ((what's the point of an edgy wizard of oz reboot named tin man if the tin man isn't MADE of tin. we could've had a robot. cmon.)) Bevel 8:54 pm ((It's because the badges they wear are made of tin but i can't disagree because robocop would have been great Me 8:56 pm ((absolutely. wizard of oz robocop.)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:01 pm *...Is that a thing someone could do to him.* Me 9:04 pm ... Why are they merely tracking this pack of obvious troublemakers, at least two of whom are known criminals, rather than—I don't know—sending out people to stop them. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm [[Budget cuts?]] Bevel 9:05 pm *giggles* Me 9:06 pm ((see? we could've had a robot tinman)) ((a weird... steampunk fallout robot tinman)) Me 9:09 pm ... "We were programmed to be your parents" means "We were your parents." Why do organics have so much problem with the concept that "something's programmed to be" means the same thing as "something IS"? Bevel 9:09 pm Humans are really caught up on the whole organic thing. Me 9:10 pm Hm. They are. At least the mecha are portrayed positively in this. ... This must have been made before the invasion. Bevel 9:11 pm She took being burned really well. Me 9:11 pm ((i like how he just casually brands one of the most sensitive parts of her body and she just stands there and takes it.)) Tarantulas 9:11 pm *heavy squinting at like 99% of this* Bevel 9:11 pm ((magic branding idek? Me 9:12 pm Oh. She got over her crisis quickly. That's pretty good for an organic. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm *Soundwave thinks this must be a timeline branch or something. It looks nothing like the Oz he saw both times Dorothy went.* Me 9:14 pm *djddjdjjj do they have to keep talking about the zipper* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:14 pm ((it was so tempting just now to have him go WHO THOUGHT ABOUT THE DJD TWICE in asterisks)) Tarantulas 9:15 pm (( omfg Bevel 9:15 pm ((lol Me 9:15 pm ((IT WAS AN UNFORTUNATE MENTAL ONOMATOPOEIA)) ((it's the sound of a shudder)) Me 9:17 pm *at this point has very little respect for this mockery of a law enforcement agent.* Bevel 9:18 pm *has decided she likes Raw and DG best, they're the nicest* Me 9:19 pm Why does he keep throwing him around?! He's COOPERATING. That's COMPLETELY unnecessary and unjustifiable. *and mnemosurgery interrogation now. god.* Bevel 9:27 pm *frowns sadly at this poor guy* Me 9:29 pm Considering his behavior, I don't think his word "as a tin man" is worth much at this point. Bevel 9:29 pm Maybe he was a nicer person before getting locked up? Me 9:30 pm Which is why I say it's not worth much /at this point./ Maybe he was. He isn't now. Bevel 9:31 pm Maybe he can be again if he is willing to swear to protect DG instead of going after that Zero guy? Me 9:31 pm Hmph. Until he HAS protected her, his word to do so isn't worth much. Ratchet 9:35 pm [[ i hate her outfit ]] Bevel 9:35 pm ((it's so ridiculous Tarantulas 9:37 pm (( i wanna start singing let it go Me 9:38 pm ((omg)) Bevel 9:40 pm That is a really neat power. Me 9:43 pm ... Maybe she should have gotten her somewhere safe BEFORE whispering secrets to her. Bevel 9:48 pm *mimics Swoop* Him dead. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:48 pm *Huff.* *Stretch.* [[He is pleased to see you back... but will be more when you have the sword.]] [[For now, he is...]] *No, no. Don't be truthful.* [[He has things to do.]] Bevel 9:51 pm Aw ok. Tarantulas 9:51 pm *gives sw a mental goodbye before they lose touch* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:52 pm *Bobs his helm and gets to his feet with the tiniest wobble. Takes a moment to rebalance himself, nods to everyone present - Tarantulas gets a mental goodbye as well, and Prowl an affection ping - and shuffles out.* Bevel 9:52 pm *she saw that and now she's worried* Me 9:52 pm *returns the affection ping.* *he COULD switch who he's projecting his avatar through; but he thinks that he prefers to "have things to do," too.* *he disappears. he forgot to say goodbye to anyone.* Bevel 9:54 pm *welp* Tarantulas 9:54 pm *nooo prowllllll* *slumps low on the lonely slouchy couch* Bevel 9:56 pm Are Prowl and Soundwave ok? They left really early. 😔 Me 9:57 pm ((I don't know what's a funnier line, "STEVEN'S PREGNANT?!" or "I don't think so.")) Bevel 9:58 pm ((both? Tarantulas 9:58 pm I - don't know. Bevel 9:58 pm (("bet you're not even pregnant" I forgot about that part omg Bevel 10:00 pm Oh. Tarantulas 10:02 pm *folds his arms over his chestplates as he watches* I get the impression you're not alone in having a mission of sorts lately, though. Me 10:06 pm ((how did they get away with calling it meat beat mania)) Bevel 10:07 pm *looks at him for a long moment...* So secret stuff? Tarantulas 10:07 pm You could say that, yes. Bevel 10:12 pm Ugh. *flops back with a loud CLANG of metal* Well I am gonna do not secret stuff. Like steal my sword back. I hope Soundwave and Prowl are ok soon. Tarantulas 10:13 pm /Steal/ your sword? I thought it was yours. Bevel 10:13 pm Yeah but someone else is saying /he/ found it. Bevel 10:15 pm He can not even use it. Bet it is just stuck it a rock again like it was on Earth. Tarantulas 10:16 pm Who's "he"? Bevel 10:16 pm The bot saying he found it. I do not know his name. *more like she doesn't remember it* Bevel 10:18 pm Fusions sound like combiners. Tarantulas 10:18 pm I suppose it doesn't matter, since he'll be out of your circuits shortly anyhow. Bevel 10:18 pm Exactly. Tarantulas 10:19 pm And hyeh, I can see what you mean - although two-bot combiners are hardly commonplace in my universe at least. Bevel 10:20 pm How many bots in a combiner in your universe? Tarantulas 10:21 pm It's variable, but on average? Five. Bevel 10:22 pm *ticks them off on her fingers* So... head. Torso. Arms and legs? Tarantulas 10:22 pm Roughly, hyeh. Often the head and torso are one. Bevel 10:23 pm ...so what is the fifth bot if the head and torso are one person? *rolls over onto her stomach to look at Tarantulus* Are they the crotch? Tarantulas 10:24 pm Two arms, two legs, one main body. *squints* ...I think /you/ might be the tired one here. Bevel 10:26 pm No wait... *counts again. One, two, three, oh yeah, I counted wrong. Bevel 10:28 pm What is the most bots in a combiner you have ever seen? Tarantulas 10:31 pm That I've ever SEEN? I've only ever seen one with six members - but I've heard whispers of one comprised of twelve mecha before. (( "i have a full vagina" omg Bevel 10:31 pm ((lol Bevel 10:34 pm Whoa, twelve. That would be... two arms, two legs, head, chest, crotch, um, two feet and hands and uhhhhhh Tarantulas 10:35 pm *snickers* The combiner in question didn't possess an anthropomorphic frame. Bevel 10:36 pm ...so a big mess of bodies smashed together? Tarantulas 10:39 pm Nono, well - I suppose one could say that of /any/ combiner, but what I mean to say is that I don't know this one's particular mode, but it wasn't a discombobulated mess like you're implying. *rubbing a little at his face and stretching, slipping even further down and almost off the couch* Bevel 10:46 pm *waits a second to see if he will, when he doesn't she keeps talking* Katamari combiner. Tarantulas 10:47 pm Pfft. I'm sure it's happened somewhere sometime. Bevel 10:48 pm ((I will never not find Alexander Hamilton's extra ass fucking response to being accused of embezzlement hilarious Tarantulas 10:53 pm (( omg i'm getting distracted by actually watching these histories Bevel 10:54 pm ((same lol Bevel 10:56 pm ((and then Tara and Bevel learned Earth history from drunk humans the rest of the night? Tarantulas 10:56 pm (( sounds good lmao Bevel 10:57 pm ((Hamilton's torrid affair is the most important part of his story yep Bevel 10:58 pm ((aw yiss Edith Wilson

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Gravity Falls: Once More (Chapter 3 - Return to the Falls: Part 1)

Rating: T

Description: Four years after their life-changing summer of mystery and adventure, Dipper and Mabel return to spend their second summer in the legendary town of Gravity Falls. Now 16 years old, there's a whole new set of mysteries to solve and adventures to go on. With allies and threats, both old and new, the Pines twins must prepare themselves for whatever awaits them.

Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12652347/3/Gravity-Falls-Once-More

It was about 9 AM on a normal Saturday morning. Dipper and Mabel were aboard the bus heading to Gravity Falls, their bags, and luggage beside them. Waddles also sat sleeping on Mabel's lap. Their trip had begun about four hours ago when they were first picked up from the bus stop back in Piedmont. Mabel was kicking her legs back and forth in her seat excitedly, while Dipper sat slumped beside the window, sleeping comfortably. "Dipper!" Mabel exclaimed, startling him awake. "What is it this time, Mabel?" Dipper asked, somewhat irked, as he rubbed his eyes. "We're about fifteen minutes before entering Oregon!" Mabel said excitedly. "Aren't you excited?" "Sure," Dipper said sarcastically. "But we also have another four hours until we actually get to Gravity Falls." "Yep!" Mabel agreed, not detecting his bitter sarcasm. "We're getting closer!" "Mabel, this is the fourth time you've woken me up just to tell me we're getting closer," Dipper said bluntly. "I get you're excited, but can you please stop waking me up every hour just to let me know how close we are?" "I'm sorry, Dipper," she apologized, frowning guiltily. "I just can't help myself. I can't stop thinking of what's gonna happen when we get there." "We'll head straight to the Shack, I guess," Dipper answered with shrug. "Gotta drop our stuff off somewhere. I just hope Soos didn't do anything with our old room. I'm not sleeping in his old break room." "Ah, the Mystery Shack," Mabel marveled. "I wonder what Soos has done with it since he took over." "Yeah," Dipper agreed, beginning to think about it himself. "I wonder if he's made any big changes or if it's more-or-less the same. Maybe he actually innovated it to make it real attraction rather than keeping it the same tourist trap that Stan made it."

"And if you dudes thought that was cool," Soos Ramirez said as he stood in front of a large group of tourists in the museum of the Mystery Shack. He walked over in front of a red curtain and grabbed a hold of the pull string. "Then you dudes are gonna get a kick out of this brand new attraction we have today!" The tourists looked attentive at everything Soos was presenting to them and only seemed to grow more intrigued with what the new attraction supposedly was. "It's scary. It's evil. And it will get you if you aren't careful," Soos built up, grabbing the pull string with his second hand. "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you…" Soos pulled down the string, lifting the red curtain up. There was a white pedestal and right on top of it, sat a dead flower. "...the Tarantulip!" Soos presented with excitement. The crowd looked at the dead flower with confused and unfazed looks. "Um, it just looks like a dead flower," a random tourist in the crowd spoke out. "You're very right, my dude," Soos told him. "It looks like a dead flower. But the thing about the Tarantulip is that it's actually a cursed flower that when touched by someone, it'll inflict that person with the pain of a tarantula bite!" The crowd's unfazed looks devolved into angry looks. They started booing Soos, who started looking nervous. "Fraud!" a random voice from the crowd shouted. "We want our money back!" shouted another. "It's just a dead flower!" shouted yet another. "C'mon dudes," Soos said with a sweat, trying to calm down the crowd. "It's real! I'm telling you!" An angry teen with long blonde hair stepped from the crowd. "Oh really? It just looks to us that you're trying to scam us by presenting a regular dead flower as some cursed object." "No, dude," Soos defended. "That's not at all what I'm trying to do!" "So you're saying that if I touch this flower, I'll receive the pain of a tarantula bite?" the blonde teen pressed, still not believing it. "Yeah, that's exactly what will happen," Soos said, scratching the back of his head. "But I strongly advise you not to do that, dude. You'll regret it." "Hah!" the teen chuckled, sticking out his hand. "Will I now?" "Don't do it, dude!" Soos warned. "Cut the game, fraud," the teen said, bringing his hand closer to the flower. "We all know that this is nothing but a big scam. And we all know that as soon as I touch this flower, there won't be a tarantul-AHHHHHHHHHH!" The teen started screaming as he held his hand in the air after touching the flower. He threw himself on the floor and started rolling around, sticking his affected hand out as he continued screaming. His hand looked perfectly normal and unmarked as if nothing happened, but the teen's reaction said otherwise. "IT'S NOT FAKE! IT'S REAL! THE PAIN IS REAL!" the teen exclaimed in between his screams. "THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST PAINFUL THING I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE!" The rest of the tourists appeared horrified as they watched the teen roll around on the floor in pain. Some tourists covered up their kids' eyes. Soos watched the teen roll around, unfazed. "DON'T TOUCH IT! I'M TELLING YOU! DON'T TOUCH THE TARANTULIP! I REGRET EVERYTHING!" the teen shouted, getting up from the floor. He looked around frantically before noticing the exit of the museum, proceeding to run right out of the museum as he continued to scream in pain. He ran straight out the door of the gift shop and away from the Shack. The terrified crowd of tourists were left with Soos in the museum, watching the teen run off. When he was out of sight, they silently turned back toward Soos, still maintaining their terrified looks. "I tried to warn him," Soos shrugged. The crowd began screaming as they ran for the exit of the museum. They started running through the gift shop as well. They all suddenly paused right in front of Abuelita, who held out a tray of cookies in front of them. "Would any of you queridos like a complimentary Mystery Shack cookie?" she offered to the tourists. She then took out an empty sack with her other hand. "Only five dollars per cookie on your way out." The terrified looks of the tourists suddenly shifted to content and cheerful looks. "That's a great deal!" a tourist exclaimed happily. "Agreed!" another tourist concurred. "I like cookies!" another tourist exclaimed. In a single file line, each tourist happily took a cookie from Abuelita's tray and placed their money in the bag she held out as they left the Mystery Shack. As the last tourists left the Shack, Soos walked up beside Abuelita and watched as the tourists left. "Come again soon, dudes!" he shouted with a wave. He then closed the door. Not a moment later, there's a knock on the door. Soos opened the door, revealing the blonde teen who had touched the flower earlier. "Did they buy it?" he asked normally. "Was I convincing enough?" "You sure were, my dude!" Soos exclaimed. The teen smiled and chuckled as the two high fived. "Nice going, Ryland!" "Right on, man!" Ryland exclaimed as he walked inside. "I wasn't a hundred percent sure what you meant when you told me to scream in the most terrifying way possible, so I tested a bunch of different terrifying screams beforehand and settled on that one." "Well, that was the one, dude!" Soos praised as he closed the door behind him. "That's a wrap, everyone!" Soos shouted. He turned to Abuelita and took a leftover cookie from her tray. He took a bite and made a satisfied noise. "Great work with the cookies as always, Abuelita." "Aye, Soos. There is nothing I wouldn't do to help you succeed with your business," she said, walking off with the tray of cookies. Suddenly the door to the living room opened up, with Melody peeking her head inside. "Soos, dear, did you just say you wrapped up?" "I sure did, sweetie," Soos confirmed as he walked up to her. "Today was a great day!" "Well I'm happy about that," Melody said, smiling. She then took out a couple of papers from her back pocket. "But, sweetie, I just got our business report for last month and I think we need to talk about it." "Wait, that's a wrap?" Ryland asked Soos, intervening the conversation. "Didn't we just open?" "Yeah, we're closing early today," Soos confirmed, disregarding his conversation with Melody. "Today is the day that Dipper and Mabel finally come back from Piedmont to hang with us for the summer!" "What?" a voice from the back called. Wendy Corduroy then popped from the living room and joined the three. "Soos, you never told me they were coming back today!" "I thought I did last week!" Soos told her. "Remember last week's meeting? Wait, were you even there?" "Umm, yeah!" Wendy said, her voice sounding somewhat unsure. "I totally didn't oversleep that day and miss it. Disregarding that last point, Dipper and Mabel are coming back today? That's awesome." "I'm kinda out of the loop," Ryland intervened. "Who are Dipper and Mabel again?" "Oh, right," Wendy said, remembering how Ryland never met the Pines before. "Dipper and Mabel are friends of ours that we haven't seen in like four years. They're some of the coolest people we've ever met." "And if it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have ever met Melody," Soos said, placing his arm around Melody, causing her to blush. "I have to admit," Melody began. "I don't particularly know them that well either, but they seem like great kids. It'll be nice to have time to get to know them." "Oh man, you guys are gonna love them," Wendy stated, sitting on top of the counter. "How old are they now? Like sixteen?" "I think so. Man, how time flies," he said. He turned back toward Ryland. "But yeah, we're closing up early so we can get ready to pick them up when they get here later. So you can go home early if you want, dude" "Eh, I think I'll hang back here," Ryland told him. "If I head home now, my parents will force me to watch over my annoying little brother. I'll just keep working on the broken security camera in the back." Ryland went back into the museum, leaving the others back in the gift shop. "Soos, since we're closing up early, can we please talk about our business report now?" Melody asked, raising the papers in her hand again. "We'll talk about it later, sweetie," Soos dismissed. "For now, we have to prepare the place up for Dipper and Mabel's return. I've been waiting four years to see those dudes again. We gotta make sure this place is ready when they get here." Melody sighed disappointedly. "Alright. Later then." She looked at the papers once more before she walked back into the living room. "Man, I still can't believe it's been four years since that summer," Wendy said, thinking back to the summer of 2012. "It's still the best summer I've ever had. And with how boring it's been here since then, this summer is probably gonna be just as awesome when they get back. Especially now that they're older. They gotta be old enough for Rated R movies now, right?" "I don't know, dude," Soos said. "Either way, watching Rated R movies sounds kinda extreme for them, don't you think?" "Soos, have you forgotten this is Dipper and Mabel we're talking about?" Wendy asked. "They broke into a convenience store, took on a shapeshifting monster, and went through the apocalypse. I'll be damned if they can't handle Rated R movies after all this time. Besides, I started watching them when I was only ten." "Oh, really?" Soos asked. "Huh, that explains a lot." Wendy raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?" "Oh, um, nothing!" Soos frantically corrected. "I just meant that explains why you're so messed up and reckless." Immediately realizing what he had said, Soos covered his mouth. "What?!" Wendy exclaimed, face growing angry. "I mean, uh, I better go upstairs and prepare Dipper and Mabel's room upstairs," Soos said frantically, racing for the living room door, opening it and closing it behind him. Wendy rolled her eyes before sitting herself back in the seat behind the counter. She kicked her legs on top of it as she grabbed a magazine to read, simultaneously thinking about Dipper and Mabel's upcoming return.

"Dipper, wake up!" Dipper's eyes popped open and he found himself glaring at Mabel once again, who was standing in the middle of the bus aisle with her bags and Waddles beside her. Behind them were a bunch of different passengers exiting the bus through the rear exit. "What happened?" he asked, rubbing his eyes. "Are we in Gravity Falls?" "Not yet," Mabel told him. "We have to get off the bus." "What? Why?" Dipper asked, confused. "I don't know. They said there's a problem with the engine or something," Mabel explained. "They're telling everyone to get off and get a transfer." "Great," Dipper said sarcastically as he rubbed his eyes again. "How much longer do we have anyway?" "About three hours," Mabel said, checking the time on her phone. "Well, nothing else we can do, I guess," Dipper said, standing up from his seat and grabbing his own bags. The two exited through the rear exit of the bus and made their way to the bus station doors with their things. Being the last two off the bus, the door behind them closed and the bus began driving off. Dipper turned around and sure enough, there was smoke coming from the back of the bus where the engine was located, accompanied by some very unnatural clanking noises as the bus drove off into one of the repair garages on the other side of the bus station. "Uh, Dipper?" Mabel called back to him. Dipper turned back and followed her into the station. He found her stood in front of a large monitor that displayed bus information. "What's this?" he asked as he looked at the monitor. "The bus schedule. Look," she said, pointing to a line on the screen that read 'Gravity Falls - Arrival: 11:00 AM'. "11 o' clock?" Dipper asked, raising an eyebrow. "Drat! It's only 10:15," Mabel read aloud from the corner of the same screen where the time was displayed. "Relax," Dipper placated. He sat comfortably in an empty row of seats. "It's only forty-five minutes. It's not even that long of a wait." "I know. It's just such an inconvenience," Mabel said, trying to cool off her frustration. "I mean out of all the times we rode the bus to and from school, we never had a problem. How is it that the day we finally go back to Gravity Falls, something as dumb as the engine breaking down happens halfway through our trip back? Is our luck that bad?" she asked. She suddenly gasped. "Maybe there's an unstoppable force that doesn't want us to return to Gravity Falls and has been delaying us each summer!" "Mabel, it's just a bad bus engine," Dipper said with an unamused facepalm. "Or is it?" "It is." "Or is it?" "Mabel, there's no 'unstoppable force' preventing us from coming to Gravity Falls," Dipper replied nonchalantly. "Seriously, I get you wanna get back to Gravity Falls as soon as possible, but can you just chill a little bit?" Mabel glumly slumped herself down in the seat beside Dipper. "I'm trying, Dipper. It's just that it's been almost four years. I just wanna see the Shack again. I wanna walk around the town and see my friends again. I wanna eat those stupidly fattening yet delicious burritos from Hermanos Brothers again." She tilted over on her side and faced away from him. "I'm just tired of waiting already." "I am too," Dipper said in a consoling voice. "But all I can say is to just, you know, hang in there a bit longer. We're almost there." Despite Dipper's efforts to comfort her with his cheap words of wisdom, he was unsuccessful at even getting her to smile. He visibly thought for a moment before looking through the window and spotting a sign for a Hermanos Brothers restaurant right across the street from the bus station. "Well, you know, Hermanos Brothers isn't exactly exclusive to Gravity Falls," Dipper said with a smile. Mabel turned her head around. "Huh?" Dipper pointed to the Hermanos Brothers across the street, directing her attention toward it. She gasped in disbelief. "Hermanos Brothers!" "Maybe they're not a thing in California, but they're surely a thing in Oregon," Dipper said. "Well, what're we waiting for?" Mabel asked as she stood up from her chair excitedly. "We have forty-five minutes to kill. Let's go!" "Hang on," Dipper halted. "I'll go real quick and get your food. You stay here and request transfers to the next bus to Gravity Falls for us." "What? Why can't we both go? Or if one of us has to stay, why can't it be you?" Mabel asked. "Because there's a line for transfers here and there's probably a line over there," he explained, gesturing toward Hermanos Brothers. "Also you're extremely picky when it comes to ordering food and can never make up your mind right away." "Am not!" Mabel defended. "I already said I wanted a burrito. Although come to think of it, I'm also craving one of their beef enchiladas. Wait, no! Their chicken quesadillas! Wait, no, the burrito sounds good again...okay, you have a point." "Uh-huh," Dipper said, smirking at his proven point. He turned around and started walking back toward the exit. "Anyway, you get in that line and request the transfers like I said. I'll go get your burrito." "Wait, get the chicken quesadilla instead!" she called out as Dipper walked out of the station. Wait no! The beef enchilada! Wait, the quesadilla again! No, the burrito! Get the burrito! Actually, wait! They have fajitas too! Get the fajitas!"

AN: So I’ve come up with a new idea. I know before I said I was going to break these episodes into 2-parters, but I’ve decided I’m going to break them up into 3-parters instead. Let me explain exactly why.

1. It’ll flow more like the show now. My goal with this fanfic is to replicate the series style and act as my own personal sequel to the show. The show is typically broken up into about three acts with commercials in-between. I feel if I break things up this way, it’ll give the story somewhat of a closer feel to the actual series.

2. This story will be much easier to write. I actually pre-planned the episodes in three acts and planned to then take those three acts and divide them into two chapters. I really don’t want to write these episodes and cut chapters off in the middle of the second act and cause an abrupt ending. If I pre-planned each episode as three acts, I’m just gonna write them in three acts. I’m making this way too complicated for me otherwise.

That said, it’ll probably(and hopefully) take less time to update chapters. I literally promised last week it would take about 1-2 weeks for a chapter and clearly, it’s been a bit longer than that because I was struggling to figure out how to cut off this chapter in a way that makes sense. Now that I know how I’m gonna write this, some future complications should be cleared up.

Anyways, that’s all I gotta say. By no means am I making the overall episodes longer or shorter. They’re still gonna be written at roughly the same length they were always going to be. I’m just making things a bit easier to write for myself. And I have a good feeling it’ll work out.

So yeah. That’s about it. Of course, a reminder to follow, favorite, ask questions(Nothing spoiler-y of course), and review! Until next time!

-AbsoluteRift

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Sly Cooper x Mr. Wolf Headcanon

This is my first time writing something like any heaadcanons would do, so please don’t judge me and make sure to like, reblog and comments.

No. 1 – First Meeting

1. Wander, Sly Cooper, Star Butterfly, Po, Twilight Sparkle, Rapunzel, Pirate Captain and Alice Liddell were secretly going to the royal gala in a disguise without Wander and Star’s parents’ permission since they wanted to know what it’s like but Twilight would know that like any galas would be so boring.

2. Wander and Sly Cooper were talking when Sly noticed a strange wolf was pickpocketing the guest and he doesn’t like one bit of it, so he told Wander that he needed to go somewhere and followed the wolf. He then realised that the wolf was a villain with greatest skills of stealing.

3. He kept following him without noticing until they entered the room that got red alarm beams around the Golden Dolphin. At that moment, Sly Cooper stop the wolf from any further noticed and they began talking. Sly didn't like the way that wolf is playing with charms and says that a greatest thief should know a thing or two about running the business instead they were in the family legacy. That's kinda upset Sly as he said some that really pushed wolf’s button.

4. Pirate Captain felt something isn’t right while talking to Alice Liddell and he goes to his friends just to find Sly Cooper when Wander pointed out that he went somewhere with telling him where though. Twilight Sparkle use her magic to track down Sly Cooper and the bumped into four animals who were looking for their friends, that’s when Pirate Captain can tell that they are going to be real trouble.

5. Back in the room that held the Golden Dolphin, both Sly Cooper and Wolf were having a little argument and got themselves too distracted by it when Wander and the others entered the room and they knew that somethings was not right as well. Once they got to them, Mr Snake and Wander told Mr Wolf and Sly to just leave in case something bad happened and they would regret it later.

6. But before they go to their separate ways Mr Wolf said something; ‘You can't beat this feeling of hatred for a thief that don't know how to woo a woman.’ And when Sly asked the question was that supposed to mean… Mr Wolf replied, ‘You don't care about your ex-girlfriend Carmelita anymore and that you got your little fuzzy buddy that you slept with.’ This was as if he and the others know about Wander and Sly’s relationship when they had a one-night stand! Wander notice that Sly Cooper's eyes turning red as he growled at Mr Wolf. Mr Wolf suddenly engaged that rage with black glowing eyes and growled at him too which caused the others to be noticed.

7. The rest of their friends embrace themselves for what is going to happen next until the police came but that didn’t stop Sly Cooper and Mr Wolf from fighting. While Sly Cooper was distracted by them, Mr Wolf lunged himself towards him and they have a massive brawl. It took 3 minutes and 4 seconds to break those two up by Po, Mr Shark and the police while the others looked on. And with that, the Eight Main Heroes and the Bad Guys were arrested for trespassing, violence brawl and attempted stealing.

8. The others were ending up having their own room only for a night; Wander, Sly Cooper, Mr and Mr Snake. Star Butterfly, Twilight Sparkle, Rapunzel, Alice Liddell and Miss Tarantula. And Po, Pirate Captain, Mr Shark and Mr Piranha. While the others were settles in prison, Wander and Mr Snake keeping an eye on Sly Cooper and Mr Wolf in case they’re end up fighting again.

9. The next day, they were released, and Wander decided to take the Bad Guys with them for teaching them how to be good with more deeds which Sly Cooper doesn’t like the idea but wouldn’t dare argue.

No. 2 – Enemies

1. When they’re arrived in Wild West Side-Oaks, the boys were shocked and jealous that all the girls (including Star Butterfly, Twilight Sparkle, Rapunzel and Alice Liddell) got their attentions on Mr Wolf’s charms. Pirate Captain and Pirate with the Scarf had to pull Sly Cooper away when Mr Wolf started to flirt with Carmelita Fox.

2. During lunchtime, Sly Cooper walked up to Mr Wolf and warned him to stay away from Carmelita and those two started to get heated as they talked which lead Sly to actually missed a punch when Mr Wolf dodged it and they are on the floor fighting. Tyler Moon and Joey Branning had to break them up with the help of Jack Branning and Alfie Moon.

3. Later that night, Sly Cooper and Mr Wolf were kept away from each other by their friends as Wander’s both adopted and biological dads Sheriff Steven West-King and King Wilson Star-Gaze told everyone about the unexpected gala that led into unexpected chaos. While they were talking, both Sly and Wolf glared at each other and knowing that they’re not done fighting.

4. The next day, as Mr Wolf was looking around this place, Sly Cooper walked up to him and telling that he and his company needed to leave at once or else. Mr Wolf rolled his eyes and told him them they have no choice for the sake of what Wander had in mind since he’s the royal sheriff which Sly did said ‘Just because he was born in the royal family and was raised by the country family, doesn’t mean we had to be told what to do for some reason.’ And when Mr Wolf laughed and told him about how he manged to get his best friend into bed with him when he was dating with his girlfriend at the time which those two fight again until Cain Dingle and Aaron Dingle break them up before it got worse.

5. Every time they fought, it would be about Sly and Wander’s one-night stand or the family legacy which the boys in town have to break them up while Wander and his adopted and biological families looked embarrassed.

6. Charity Dingle, who sick and tired of Sy and Wolf’s fights, had an idea. She brought those two in the garage and locked them inside, telling them to sort it out between them. Those two started to argue and they fight for the last time. After they’ve done, they started to talk finally after a week of rivalling.

No. 3 – Friends

1. They slowly started to get to know each other better, turning out that they are very similar and that they have lots in common. They managed to escapes from being trapped in the garage and when they told Wander what happened, they were surprise that Wander hugged Charity Dingle and thanking her for getting them to finally talk things out. Both of them look at each other and shrugged with a smile.

2. While the others were asleep, Sly Cooper and Mr Wolf thought they would go on an adventure in the mine that might got gold inside. They enjoy their ride on the train track after Sly taught Wolf how to slide down with their shoes. After their little adventure, Sly shared Wolf with some cookies that he got in store and they stared at the stars.

3. When Wander and the others were busy, Sly Cooper and Mr Wolf would spent time in the café and talk about their adventures and would laughed at something funny. Sometimes, Sly would be surprise when Wolf helped out with Roy Cropper and his wife Haley with some food and drinks that got Wolf’s fur fuzzed up and his tail waged sightly.

4. Sly Cooper started to find a bit cute when he saw Mr Wolf being there Catalina when she was struggling to cope with her wolf powers getting stronger. One night, when Catalina was getting upset and almost hurt Rapunzel that caused her to run away, the other split up and looked for her. Surprisingly, Mr Wolf was the first one to find her and those two talk about the wolf’s purpose in life. When she struggling to leave her treehouse and wanted Wolf to stay with her, he sang her a song that he remembered Mr Shake sang to him when he was a pup. Sly Cooper was the second to find them and saw those two dancing and laughing, staring and listening to Wolf’s singing that he didn’t even notice that the others were there to see this.

5. After that, Sly Cooper and Mr Wolf’s friendship seemed to have more adventures with car chasing, flying and rook jumping with some stealing of fun. They would have a relaxing time with their friends like going to the club to sing karaoke and going to the Devil’s casino and win some money with a little cheat on the way and they.

No. 4 – Blossom Slowly Blooming

1. One time, when Sly Cooper were about to go to bed after a long day, he saw Mr Wolf saving the kitten from being stuck in the tree. He smiled when Wolf’s tail started to wag as he climbs down with the kitten in his arms. When Wolf saw Sly watching him, they started to talk about what it feels like to be happy after helping someone in need. Wolf shyly admits that he like when his ears were scratch and Sly admit that he like when he was being hugged in the sweetest way like Wander would do. They suddenly stared at each other for the moment before Wolf went inside and Sly followed.

2. The second time when Mr Wolf find Sly Cooper nearly beaten up by Carmelita’s father Alexander-Jones and Wolf defended him until Jack Branning arrets him for assault. Wolf managed to patch up the injures that Sly had but while he was doing this Sly couldn’t stop staring at his handy-work and Wolf noticed Sly was staring at him, suddenly teased him that got both blushed and chuckled a little.

3. The third time those two went to watch a film, not knowing it was a romantic comedy one. When they started to watch the film, they were about to have popcorn when they hand suddenly touched each other which caused them to jump a little. They both looked away, blushing as they tried to enjoy the movie.

4. The fourth time where they were in the café with their friends and they accidentally bumped into each other, causing their drinks to spill all over the floor. Both were cleaning up their messed until their hands touched, their eyes suddenly meet for the first time. Wander and the other Main Heroes looked on in curious and the other Bad Guys looked with in confused. Both of them feeling a bit awkward around each other until they finally get back to their sits. Po and Pirate Captain smirked at Sly Cooper who covered his face with his hat as he felt his blush was coming, not knowing that Mr Wolf was watching him with a smile on his face.

No. 5 – First Kiss

1. During the party, Mr Wolf find Sly Cooper in the back garden of the pub and asked him if he’s okay. They began to have this talk about the lost of the parents and everything they once had before this. They would tell each other about their fears and help each other to fight those problems when they were trying to protect their other friends. They also talked about how they managed to get along with each other after their rivalling.

2. They both started to look into each other eyes with unknowing love and they secretly flirting each other without knowing as they talk about their childhood.

3. When Sly was about to head back to the party, Wolf stopped him by grabbed his hand and pulling him close. They stared at each other’s eyes again, then Wolf leaned in and kissed Sly. Sly Cooper was shock about this, but slowly kissing him back after few seconds. They enjoy their moment so much they haven’t realised that Abi Branning saw them and she left them be with a smile on her face. After both of them pulled away, they both blushed and Wolf went back to the party leaving Sly watching his tail wag slightly… not knowing his tail was too wagging.

No. 4 – Secretly Dating/Romantic Affair

1. The next day after their first kiss, they haven’t told anyone about this (but no knowing Abi Branning knew about but haven’t told anyone). They were a bit nervous of how they explained to their friends, so they keep it to themselves.

2. While everyone were asleep, they meet up in the park and they would talk about what are they going to do after their first kiss. After a while, they decided to have a relationship in secret.

3. They would secretly texting each other every morning and every night when they’re not with each other in case their friends would get suspicious like Mr Snake and Pirate Captain.

4. Their dates can be romantic when they feel strongly towards each other because the night’s beauty always give that tender feeling. They would go to the park or the beach both day and night, they would have their dinner in the café or restaurants.

5. Mr Wolf would buy red roses for Sly Cooper and Sly would steal something expensive for Wolf because he knows how much he likes them.

6. After the romantic dates, they would have pizza and watch tv together while the others were no around. Sometimes, they would read books together.

No. 5 – First Night of Passion

1. One night, Sly Cooper and Mr Wolf was having their dinner after watching a movie together. Wolf thought on something that he wouldn’t dare to think of, he asks Sly how it was feel after he slept with Wander and how it happened. Sly explained to Wolf that it was supposed to be one kiss just to get Wander to get used to the boys couple, they ended up making love at the Jade Palace.

2. After a lot of explanation about his and Wander’s one-night stand, Wolf then said Sly something that made both of them nervous. Few awkward moments later, Sly then goes towards Wolf and told him that he was everything to him after being so loveless once Carmelita Foxington dumped. Telling him that Wander and Wolf would always be his life which made Wolf feeling loved by Sly’s words.

3. After they stared at each other in the eye with pure love, they both slowly making out. As they kissing, they goes to the bedroom. Sly would be the top and Wolf would be the bottom, they slowly took off their cloths when Wolf told him that this is his first time which Sly replied to him that they would take this slowly.

4. After they made, they would be cuddling into each other’s arms before they fell asleep.

No. 5 – Comes Out

1. Few weeks of secretly relationship, both of them decided to tell everyone the truth.

2. After they told everyone about their affair, Abi Branning congrats them. The rest of the Eight Main Heroes and the Bad Guys were shock and surprise about this but they are happy that their friends show them how much they love each other.

3. Carmelita Foxington and her cousin Diane Foxington were a surprise but didn’t say anything…

No. 6 – Relationship

1. After the truth came out, both Sly Cooper and Mr Wolf love to tease each other and they enjoy flirting when no one was looking. Sometimes, Sly like to steal one of Wolf’s stuff and he would give it back in exchange for a kiss.

2. When they are in bed or the sofa, they would often cuddling in their arms and Sly would chuckled when he saw Wolf’s tail wagging.

3. They would sometimes trying to protect each other from danger and try not to argue when they would do everything to keep them and their family/friends safe, sometimes they would get hurt at the end.

4. Mr Wolf would be the one who makes breakfast for Sly Cooper first before he would do the same with the other friends.

I guess that’s all I have. I will write more when I’ve got the time and had more ideas, I hope this is what you needed to know @wariatkazpolski. Have a nice day everyone.

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The 'Full Colour' Bad Guys (episode one)

Hey, you! Get over here. Oh, I see... You're shock, because I've the Bad Guys (full colour) episode one!!!

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I've got from Liverpool Waterstones today and I am happy that it's here! Can't wait for the movie version...

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The Bad Guys: My Ships

❤Mr Wolf x Sly Cooper❤

Mr Snake x Viper (Kung Fu Panda)

Mr Shark x Po (Kung Fu Panda) or Murray (Sly Cooper)

Mr Piranha x (I don't know who I'm gonna ship with him, any ideas? ^^')

Miss Tarantula x Mantis (Kung Fu Panda) or Bentley (Sly Cooper)

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I have finally someone who will be perfect for Mr Piranha!

Thanks to my favorite fanfic creator @aggimaginary and their oc, Mr Hornet!

The Bad Guys: My Ships

❤Mr Wolf x Sly Cooper❤

Mr Snake x Viper (Kung Fu Panda)

Mr Shark x Po (Kung Fu Panda) or Murray (Sly Cooper)

Mr Piranha x (I don't know who I'm gonna ship with him, any ideas? ^^')

Miss Tarantula x Mantis (Kung Fu Panda) or Bentley (Sly Cooper)