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[v88sy]

I was tagged by @repressedqueen to post a random photo from my gallery, so please allow me 3-5 business days to find one that isn't Lou or Oliver...

I present Meatwad.

Tagging @misharoux @blueabsinthe18 @kinardsevan

[boltsficexchange]

BEHOLD

On this day - April 16th, 2024 - a new collection is born into the Lightning Strike to the Heart family.

The Bolts Prompt Challenge is live!

Take a gander at the rules, FAQs, and timeline which can all be found in the AO3 collection. Sign-ups are open until May 15th so go forth and prompt (and tell all your friends to prompt, too. Friends who prompt together, stay together).

If you have any questions, please always feel free to reach out to me here or @lecavayay (and if I don't respond in a timely fashion please ask @misharoux to poke me).

[cellythefloshie]

I posted 708 times in 2022

That's 708 more posts than 2021!

371 posts created (52%)

337 posts reblogged (48%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@jurislafkovsky

@lovethosebolts

@misharoux

@gabelandeskog

@9116

I tagged 704 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#celly rambles - 152 posts

#celly answers - 145 posts

#ross colton - 55 posts

#hockey rpf - 39 posts

#hockey imagines - 37 posts

#hockey players - 34 posts

#anthony cirelli - 34 posts

#nhl imagine - 32 posts

#hockey smut - 31 posts

#nhl players - 30 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#;; { i swear someone heard he wouldn't be in my top 10 hottest players and then you all started posting really attractive pictures of him }

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

;; The Road Wife - The Contract

Table of Contents 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5  6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 1011 |

Summary: The wives and girlfriends of the Tampa Bay Lightning players have notice the boys have been struggling during their away games and can’t help but wonder if is because they aren’t getting sexual gratification on the road. After a year of success in their Road Wife initiative, the vacancy needed to be filled and you are their candidate. Word Count: 1,700

Thirty-seven days. That was all it had taken for you to think: This is it, I’m fired.

 It was only so few days ago you had started your internship with the Tampa Bay Lightning’s social media team. While the job wasn’t all that hard - you spent your days at the rink or glued to a computer screen - navigating the office politics, assuring your tasks were done to the best of your ability and maintaining your professionalism with both operations and players had been enough to make your head spin. But if you were one thing, you were a fast learner, and your boss was impressed by your poise and work ethic. It, however, was the wives that had you worried.

You had been documenting the first day of training camp when you noticed them staring. Each one of them with their blown out hair, thick lashes and sun-kissed skin, watching you from the stands that looked over the practice rink. You could feel their eyes burning into your back, and their whispers had been enough to leave your stomach in knots. You had been nothing but pleasant with them, but you were always left under the impression that they didn’t like you.

It couldn’t have felt more true as your boss had approached your desk, his face in a knot, calling you back to a conference room where a number of the wives sat around the table. You couldn’t remember all of their names, but you knew their faces. They were the wives of franchise players, and if they wanted you gone, there was no doubt in your mind that they could make it happen.

Your hands near trembled as you came to sit across from them, and only could you find your composure as you knitted your fingers firmly together on your lap. You sat in front of them, your lips pressed firm together as if you were to relax them you may cry. You waited for your boss to take the final empty chair, but instead, he closed the door and left you alone with the player’s wives.

Your stomach was up in your throat, the threat of vomiting becoming nearer and nearer as you sat in silence. It hung heavily in the air for minutes, the clock in the wall marking each second with a quiet tick as the time passed, but it was only when on of the wives got up from her seat to assure the lock in the door was engaged that they began by sliding you a single slip of paper.

A non disclosure agreement.

You swallowed hard.

“Before we continue, we ask that you please review and sign this document,” one of the wives instructed carefully.

The document was vague, and failed to disclose any hints of information that the wives could speak to once you had signed the paper. What it did make clear however, was that if you spoke a word to anyone, the tabloids, or even other staff in the building that you would be terminated from your position without pay and that legal action may be taken out against you.

You palms began to sweat and you dried them against your dress pants carefully before taking ahold of your pen. For a moment you thought of standing up from your seat and leaving without any knowledge of what information the wives had to offer you - but your curiosity was growing all too quickly.

Just what was so important to earn such secrecy?

Biting your lip, the tip of the pen dragged along the dotted line and you left your signature behind.

“Perfect,” one of the wives smiled and tucked the paper away into a folder that rested in front of her, “I would like to start by apologizing for pulling you away from your work. With the first game of the regular season rapidly approaching, we know it can wet quite busy, but it is the very reason we have asked you to meet with us today.”

All you could do was nod, the urge to vomit still too strong and your curiosity unbearable.

“Last season, we had begun a pilot project of sorts with the woman that was previously in your position-”

You hadn’t known much about her, but you knew she had left in good terms and those in the office seemed to miss her dearly. Her shoes has been hard to fill, and now, it was beginning to seem even more impossible.

“-she had agreed to take on extra duties that had not been included in her original job description. Including working not just home games, but travelling with the team on every road trip throughout the regular and post season. It was not without further compensation of course. Do you think that would be something you may be interested in?”

You were chewing the inside of your cheek now, your leg shaking nervously under the table. You hadn’t expected to travel, but it would bring greater experience and the promise of further compensation was hard to ignore. Your internship was paid. Though, it wasn’t all that much, and you still had your student loans to pay off. But you wouldn’t commit yourself yet, not without knowing exactly what you were agreeing to.

“The duties that would be expected of me, what exactly do they entail?”

The two wives took a long glance at one another, as if they too were just as nervous as you. Then the silence broke, “You would perform your usual duties working alongside the media team, as well as the duties of the Road Wife.”

They had spiked the words so casually, you had almost accepted them as normal - but the final two words had left your ears red hot.

What the hell was a Road Wife?

And as if they could read your mind, another sheet of paper was placed in front of you. “You will travel with the team on their every road trip and perform wifely duties at the request of the players. You will assist them with their packing, with their meals and their coffees as needed. You will aid in their travel and the release of stress by their requested means within the guidelines of the contract if you so choose to sign it.”

You quirked a brow up, at their words, your handing taking hold of the paper to take a close look at the duties outline on the sheet presented to you. You held your breath as you hung off every word. At first it had seemed simple, like caring for a bunch of overgrown children at summer camp, but with each passing line it was becoming all to clear as to why you had signed the confidentiality agreement.

The Road Wife will keep a organized calendar that is accessible by both payers and wives to schedule needed appointments.

Appointments may include and are not limited to general house keeping, private dinner dates, body maintenance and sexual favors as outlined in each players provided folder of limitations.

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81 notes - Posted May 12, 2022

#4

More Than Friends

William Nylander x Reader ; Mentions of Auston Matthews x Reader

Part 1 of 2 Sequel to Game Night

This fic was originally posted to AO3 on  2018-06-07 and has been adapted from its original format to read as a reader insert. Note: I do not own the above photo.

SUMMARY: Nylander faces the heavyweight of jealousy when his childhood best friend begins dating his teammate Matthews. Smut. TW: Unprotected Sex, Open Relationships, Poly-ship, Sex Acts in Public.

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99 notes - Posted April 4, 2022

#3

;; The Overtime Hero Chapter Three of the Road Wife Series

Chapters Table of Contents  1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |  5  6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 11|

Summary: The Tampa Bay Lighting have won their first road game, and you are to reward the OT Winner, Brayden Point with a night together.  Kinks & TW: sex work, hickies, lingerie, mutual masturbation, Point is a Dom (very mild).  Note: Brayden Point is being written as if he is married to his partner (S. Point) in this works. As I swear I saw him wearing a wedding ring during the 2019-2020 Stanley Cup Parade Celebration broadcast. This could be 100% be inaccurate as he is very private about his personal life. ALSO: I didn’t edit this the best that I could have because I wanted to post it before puck drop. AND this smut feels really weak compared to my other stuff, so I apologize in advance if it doesn’t live up to your expectation. Word Count: 4313

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100 notes - Posted June 7, 2022

#2

;; O’ Captain, My Captain Chapter Two of the Road Wife Series

Chapters Table of Contents  1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5  6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 11 |

Summary: The regular season had begun, and the reigning Stanley Cup Champions are to take to the road for the first time. You have done your best to prepare for the role of Road Wife, but will your nerves get the best of you as your first appointment floods your calendar and it is none other than the team’s captain. Kinks & TW: sex work, mile high club, hints of public sex (plane bathroom), we are going to keep this one pretty vanilla for the Captain - but he does like watching himself have sex in the mirror.  Word Count: 3,114

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100 notes - Posted May 18, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ :  Being the Road Wife of the Tampa Bay Lightning.

TW: Adultery/Infidelity. Polyships. Sex Work.  TW will be subject to change and each chapter will have its own “warnings”.  Set during the 2020-2021 season.

Summary: The wives and girlfriends of the Tampa Bay Lightning players have notice the boys have been struggling during their away games and can’t help but wonder if is because they aren’t getting sexual gratification on the road. After a year of success in their Road Wife initiative, the vacancy needed to be filled and you are their candidate. I am taking requests for this series at this time.  Only condition is that the player is part of the TBL roster during the 2020-2021 season. 

Regular Season

Chapter 1: The ContractChapter 2: O’ Captain My Captain  Chapter 3: The Overtime HeroChapter 4: Homeward Bound Chapter 5:  So Much BetterChapter 6: The Big Rig  Chapter 7: The Big CatChapter 8: The RookieChapter 9: The Morning After Chapter 10: Green With Envy  Chapter 11:  The Long Road Ahead Chapter 12: Untitled (Yanni Gourde - Set March 7th)Chapter 13: Untitled (Mikhail Sergachev - Set March 9th)Chapter 14: Untitled (Erik Cernak - Set March 11th)Chapter 15: Untitled (Anthony Cirelli - Set March 16th) Chapter 16: Untitled (Ondrej Palat -Set March 23rd-27th)Chapter 17: The Third Line (Barclay Goodrow & Blake Coleman - Set April 8th) Chapter 18: Untitled (Tyler Johnson - Set April 13th) Chapter 19: Untitled (Alex Killorn - Set April 27th) Chapter 20: Untitled (Steven Stamkos - Set May 1st) Chapter 21: Untitled (Pat Maroon - Set May 2nd)More Chapters to be Determined.

2020-2021 Playoff Run

ROUND ONE ROUND TWO EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS STANLEY CUP FINALS

Extracurricular ReadsThese works fall in the world of the Road Wife - and even in the timeline - but may not be explored based on reader preferences and are not essential to the main story. In the Next Room - Chapter 8 Companion Chapter. An Unexpected Visitor - Chapter 10 Deleted Scene. Untitled (Brandon Hagel set during the 21-22 season after the trade deadline, in development)

TAGLIST: @equallyshaw , @charles11700

PSD Credit.

133 notes - Posted May 12, 2022

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[ronandhermy]

I would guess that you've seen this before but: baby goalie from This Account!!

https://www.tumblr.com/fvcking-damage/752679146514153472/hockeyheritageposts-misharoux-this-has?source=share

A classic! Still love to see it.

[puckinginsane]

I posted 1,099 times in 2022

1,061 posts created (97%)

38 posts reblogged (3%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@puckinginsane

@thighlerseguin

@glitteryangeltastemaker

@tsegss

@misharoux

I tagged 1,026 of my posts in 2022

Only 7% of my posts had no tags

#dallas stars - 749 posts

#jamie benn - 429 posts

#tyler seguin - 371 posts

#pucking asks - 206 posts

#nhl - 184 posts

#hockey photography - 78 posts

#bennguin - 46 posts

#seggy birthday spam - 31 posts

#live hockey - 28 posts

#warm ups - 19 posts

Longest Tag: 41 characters

#only jamie would wear a beanie in florida

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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#4

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#3

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#2

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My #1 post of 2022

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[kucherovs]

Victor, Kuch, Tony, Misha, and video games. Esp the one with the guy that looks like Kuch. 😂

Hahahaha omg yes, for sure. (The resemblance really is uncanny)

[jakedotchin]

57, JAKE/Yanni

love the emphasis on “Jake”, you bitch

57: Teach me to fight

“What?” Yanni grumbles, nuzzling further into his side, already half-asleep. Jake squeezes his shoulders before sliding down so they could be nose to nose. Yanni peeks at him through one eye, a frown on his face from all the shifting. “Shut up.” He grunts, closing his eyes again. 

“I’m serious,” Jake whispers, feeling like a complete dumbass. Maybe post-sex, pre-sleep wasn’t the best time to ask, but it’s been on his mind for months and he’s always a little loose-lipped after an orgasm. “What if someone takes a run at you and I can’t--”

Yanni groans, wiggling a hand free to slap in the general area of Jake’s mouth. “I can protect myself. Go to sleep,”

Jake sighs, sticking his tongue out to lick at Yanni’s fingers, smiling at the noise he makes as he pulls his hand away. 

[stevenstamkos]

Unpopular opinion: Landeskog isn't hot~

You know what, sometimes I really feel that

[rocko71]

Oh noooo 😭

[andsami]

↳ Slater Koekkoek for @misharoux

[confusedpumpkin]

lethaltox1n replied to your post “Tbh I miss the days when I had like 300 followers on my hockey blog,...”

people can be jerks :(

Unfortunately true. I didn’t realize people would be so upset at my not loving every one of their faves?

thesatellitemind replied to your post “Tbh I miss the days when I had like 300 followers on my hockey blog,...”

honestly...it's sports, you shouldn't HAVE to come up with "receipts" in order to justify why or why not you like/dislike a player. :/

I want whatever magic Dylan Str*me is using!! Like I wanna be as bland as him, having accomplished nothing in the NHL except being Connor McJesus’s best friend, and have a horde of fans defend me to the death and scream to hop on my dick. Like, most of these people don’t even watch juniors so they’ve seen him at the draft in 2015 and maybe WJCs but nowhere else! Oh, and the few Yotes games he was in, where he really wasn’t a very inspiring player despite what all the “Dylan deserves better!” rhetoric says. And yet! I have never had to defend my dislike of another player as hard as I’ve have to defend my dislike of him, which only makes me dislike him more.

Seriously tho how can I inspire that kind of blind loyalty I want to know

misharoux replied to your post “Tbh I miss the days when I had like 300 followers on my hockey blog,...”

Turn off anon and say that you'll turn it back on in a week and hopefully people will respect your feelings by then?

That’s a good idea and I should do it at some point

[misharoux]

[thenanaroo]

10 and 11 the hockey asks

10. favourite hockey hair - larks has the floofy curls i love! 

11. favourite jersey style - listen i know a lot of people didn’t like the team north america jerseys but they’re so my aesthetic and more teams should do jerseys like those.

thank you!

[gomooink]

Madison made me put the stickers you sent all overt he back of 'her' phone. She LOVES them. Also, I miss you :(

omg could i see a pic? thats so cuuute ;_; AND MISH I MISS U TOOOO

[tyler-johnsons]

J, K. P, L

J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr.

video game fandom. like. all of the video games lol. but it’s definitely made me buy a couple of video games when they were on super sale even if i’ve yet to play them lol

K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?

bb bray! from rookie to first line center in one season lol (like i’m joking but also not)

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves.

um. tyler seguin has very nice abs and cute dogs.

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).

okay so tyler and pally both get tickets for a bark in the park (bark in the stadium? idk) game and they’re not even in the same section but snowy escapes while pally is getting water for them both and tyler ends up finding an unattached dog so he grabs the leash and is about to go find someone to help find the owner when pally comes rushing up water splashing all over his (white) shirt and he immediately goes down to snuggle/scold snowy for running away and tyler’s distracted by shoulders and doesn’t manage to stop reese from jumping in the love fest and like. you know where it goes from there lol

[kucherovs]

misharoux replied to your post “my editor is a wild fan and actually had the AUDACITY to send me a...”

Send back a picture of the standings

@misharoux he’s savage