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laura stacey & marie-philip poulin

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The Lady of Time and Space, Cirilla

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NICO HISCHIER Devils vs. Maple Leafs - 1.16.2025

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LIKED BY MATTHEW TKACHUK??? Lmao

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I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready

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to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

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A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.

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Somehow it feels like tumblr is accidentally the perfect social media site, because none of the things that I love about it make sense as features the way we use them. Tags are for organization, but we also use them to have our little thoughts in without raising them to the status of main text. The queue makes sense for keeping a steady stream of Content going if you're trying to Build a Social Media Presence, but really we use it just to bank posts we want to reblog without flooding everyone else's dash. You can't see how many followers anyone else has, which I just have to assume was an oversight because it flies in the face of everything about social media, and it's great because you can never quantify anyone's Influence so everyone's essentially on the same level. There's no way they planned for giffing to become such a Thing, because before tumblr, gifs were practically relics of the early internet days, a novelty, usually kind of tacky, and now they've become a sort of folk art form. You can reblog an entire conversation, not just a single post, so there's a whole genre of humor that exists here that can't really propagate like that on any other social platform. Honestly this website is just a little freak of nature that cannot possibly have been intended, and that's why no media company has been able to figure out what to do with it, because it makes no sense within the larger social media ecosystem. I love it.

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Canucks: Who’s back? Hughes’ back.

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oh no :(((

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The Boy and the Heron (2023)

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yeah, ok, that last goal was really bad defense why would you try to clear the puck that way when the other side was empty xD

i just discovered the "goal visualizer" in the nhl gamecenter and i love watching the little dots move xD

the line change!!!

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i just discovered the "goal visualizer" in the nhl gamecenter and i love watching the little dots move xD

the line change!!!

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sorry soryr. reviewing my wjc footage for gifing purposes. does oliver bonk store his mouth guard in his fucking. visor .????

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LITTLE WOMEN (2019)

dir. greta gerwig

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Honestly I don’t want Geralt to appear in the Witcher 4. I want Ciri to get a package halfway through with a letter like

“hey kid, hope your doing well. The sun is still shining in Toussaint so Dandelion bought me a sunhat on his last visit. Yen hates it. We’re testing a new fermentation procedure so I send you a bottle of wine. If it doesn’t taste good you can just throw it at a wyvern. Also the duchess invited us to another banquet :((. Anyway have fun on the path, kiss some women, your mom and I love you bye”

And that’s it. Let the old man have his retirement please!