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#Mass Effect#Commander Shepard#Shepley#Shenko#Shiara#Shakarian#Shali#Shepard x Jack#Shiranda#Shepard x Miranda#Shrios#Shaynor#Shega#Shortez#Shambers#Ashley Williams#Kaidan Alenko#Liara T'Soni#Tali Zorah#Tali'Zorah#Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy#Tali Zorah Vas Normandy#Garrus Vakarian#Jack#Jacqueline Nought#Miranda Lawson#Thane Krios#Samantha Traynor#Steve Cortez#James Vega
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Mass Effect Prompt
Featuring Garrus
I’ll start this by saying, I am not that far into ME3, I have completed the first 2 and I do plan on multiple play throughs. The character I have currently romanced is Garrus, so I’ll be using his name, however feel free use any character you see fit
So, we all know Shepherd has a nightmare about the child they couldn’t save, now the scenario is as follows,
It had been a long day, Shepherd/you were tired, the entire crew was tired but
Shep/you: “Their isn’t any rest for the wicked, Garrus”
Garrus: “all the more reason for you to sleep, we need you on your A game to fight the Reapers, now sleep, Shepherd”
Shep/you: “you drive a hard bargain Vakarian, fine”
Now Shepherd/you had been asleep for a bit, maybe an hour at most when the nightmare started, meanwhile Garrus could tell something just wasn’t right and goes to check on Shepherd/you, his hunch being confirmed seeing you squirming in bed, obviously having a very intense dream
Alternate Dialogue
If you decide to time it after the War against the Reapers
Shep/You: “There isn’t any rest for the wicked, Garrus, you and I know that better than anyone.”
Garrus: “True, but there isn’t any galaxy ending threat knocking at our door, now is there, and I don’t think you getting some sleep will magically make one appear”
Shep/You: “you drive a hard bargain Vakarian, but you’re right, I’ll try and get some sleep”
Now don’t forget to tag me if you use this prompt, thank you and have a good day
#mass effect x reader#mass effect#mass effect garrus#mass effect shepard#Mass Effect romancables#garrus x reader#no Shepard without vakarian#mass effect liara#mass effect tali#mass effect James#mass effect javik#mass effect Jack#mass effect edi#mass effect wrex#mass effect legendary edition#mass effect kaidan#mass effect Ashley Williams#mass effect Miranda#Mass effect Samantha Traynor#mass effect thane#mass effect Diana Allers#mass effect jacob#hopefully i tagged this right lol#hopefully I tagged all the right characters
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with new people playing Mass Effect comes new people bringing back the age gap disk horse calling people pedophiles for romancing Tali just cuz she's like 5ish years younger than Shepard
#something something 25 year old minor#look if there's any controversy to be had its a boss dating their underlings#it's why Joker and Vega refuse to go for you#also funny this isn't a problem when its Shep x Miri when Miranda is in her early 40s and Kaidan is also older than Shep#by around the same gap as Tali and Shep#Garrus and Jack are also in their 20s#I think Jack is the youngest option at like 21 or some shit#too lazy to double check but she's young
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Mass Effect 3 test run update: Time to hang out!
#commander cullen#commander shepard#cullen rutherford#james vega#kaidan alenko#miranda lawson#samantha traynor#zaeed massani#shepard x kaidan#mshenko#mass effect 3#mass effect legendary edition#mod wip
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Finished Chapter 3! 🥳
It only took me a year lol
I'm giving it one last read-through and then I'm ready to post it!
Catch up here: [AO3] [Tumblr]
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“It’s locked.” Miranda stated it like a fact she already knew.
“Let me try it,” Jack suggested, pushing her out of the way before tugging on the handle a few times herself.
“It’s locked.”
“That’s what I just said!” Miranda exclaimed, shoving Jack aside to deal with the lock herself.
“Okay, relax. Geez.”
#shenko#fic update#BrishFics#kaidan alenko#miranda lawson#jack subject zero#mass effect#fshenko#kaidan x shepard#shepard x kaidan#aftermath fic
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Mass Effect 2 replay, the suicide mission:
-I haven’t romanced anyone in ME2, so instead I stared longingly at Kaidan’s photo.
I like to think Shepard wrote him an email that would autosend if she didn’t make it back, but alas that did not make it in.
-Heavy ammo is not required for the Occulus, and I wish Miranda would stop insisting it is. I’ve never used heavy ammo on it and I’m not about to start now.
-I know Jacob is heavily criticized for volunteering to unlock the doors, but it doesn’t bother me.
It feels more like he’s leading by example – he wants to project confidence so others feel confident as well.
(I was not expecting so much of this replay to be me being a Jacob apologist.)
-When selecting who will go through the shaft, Tali is the first option listed. It’s like the game is giving you a strong hint.
-But then when you get to picking the leader for the second fire time, the valid options are listed at the bottom. Garrus, Miranda, Jacob. You can’t make it through the mission by repeatedly clicking x.
-The send off speech comes off a bit odd if you got all the ship upgrades.
Shepard: We’ve lost good people.
No, we haven’t. And the reason we left ASAP was to avoid losing anyone.
-Opening the valves was absolute hell. ME2 Shepard can’t run, keeps getting stuck in cover, and got stuck in the floor(?) a few times so I couldn’t move at all.
-I know it’s sacrilege, but the Collector Base is not that interesting for me. It’s a rehash of the Collector ship except this time you’re choosing various specialists. I wish Bioware had done something to differentiate it more.
-How does Chackwas know what happened to the colonists taken by the Collectors?
I know they were conscious in the pods, but how well could they see what was going on around them?
Kudos to Chackwas I suppose for keeping that cool of a head on her while she waited to be melted.
-I rescued the entire crew, but there are not nearly enough crew members shown in shots where everyone is speaking.
-For the biotic specialist selection, Samara and Jack are on top.
-For the second diversion team, the valid leaders are on the bottom again.
-At the start of the long walk, there’s a random corpse on the ground.
Wasteful of the Collectors, considering they need millions more humans to finish the human reaper.
-The biotic field is awful for vanguards. Since I need to stay in the field I can’t charge from enemy to enemy like I normally do.
Thank goodness for assault rifle training.
-Is this mission always so buggy? Now I’ve lost the ability to target husks for charges.
-Aaand now that I’m on the moving platforms I can’t charge targets on platforms that have docked but are higher/lower.
This is getting ridiculous. I charged up/down repeatedly while closing the valves.
-And now Shepard can’t turn left/right??? What is going on?
-So it takes an absurd amount of species to create a single Reaper.
Are harvests ever prolonged so the species can continue procreating so there are enough of them to finish a Reaper?
At least that would explain why the Reapers don’t just throw asteroids into heavily populated planets to make the harvests easier. Can’t waste too many organics before the new Reaper has been created.
-Why does Edi assume that the Reapers turned the Protheans into Collectors because the Protheans could not be used to create a Reaper?
There’s no reason the Reapers couldn’t do both. First use the Protheans to create a new Reaper, then use the remaining surplus to create the Collectors.
-Somehow I missed both shots at the human Reaper with the Cain, so I’ll be doing this the hard way.
-Shepard to TIM: Some of them gave their lives for this mission.
No, they did not.
How hard would it have been for Bioware to tweak the script to account for no one dying?
-Shepard accuses TIM of wanting to grow their own Reaper next.
That would actually have been an interesting twist for ME3. TIM thinks he’s growing a Reaper that will serve him; that Reaper fully intends to join the rest.
You face him as the end game boss. If your reputation is high enough, you can talk him into suicide. If not, he willingly steps into a pod and melts into it. Then you have to face the full grown Reaper he grew. Somehow that leads to the endings.
It’d mirror the end of ME1.
(Look, TIM growing a Reaper is less absurd than TIM somehow managing to override the indoctrination of Reaper troops, okay?)
-I thought one companion always argues to keep the base and one to destroy it, but Kasumi never argued to keep the base. Maybe that’s because Miranda was telling TIM to fuck off?
-Why is it Joker that comes out to defend the ship?
I know that practically speaking it’s because Joker is the only Bioware can be certain will be alive and not with Shepard, but realistically he’s one of the worst choices. We still need him to get us out of here and he can’t do that with broken arms from recoil.
Would it have been that hard to model one of the others?
-And TIM’s real motivations come out. He wanted to use the base’s technology to establish human (Cerberus) dominance. Saving the colonists was just a nice bonus.
-Shepard specifically says that Harbringer is coming.
ME2 spends the entire game building a personal enmity between Shepard and Harbringer, so of course ME3 throws that out and does nothing with it. I’ve lost track of how many hooks ME2 provided that ME3 discarded.
-If you go paragon, you can tell Joker to lose TIM’s channel.
Is this supposed to be a callback to Shepard hanging up on the Council throughout ME1?
Normandy:
-Kelly tells me I have a new message, but I do not.
-Kelly is also deeply traumatized and in denial.
Kelly: Back to the old Kelly
Girl, you’re supposed to be a psychologist. You should know that’s not happening. Start researching PTSD coping mechanisms and schedule sessions with the crew.
-It’s rather amusing that Jacob notes that Cerberus is your enemy now while he’s still displaying the Cerberus logo on his armor.
Jacob, just take a sharpie and scribble it out. No need to throw away a perfectly good set of armor.
-The cargo bay has been miraculously repaired already.
-Everyone comments on the base’s destruction, except Jack who still has nothing to say to me.
Her turn around in ME3 is very impressive. I wonder how many players were turned off by her in ME2 and only started to like her then?
-Well, neither Zaed nor Kasumi comment either but that’s more to do with them being DLC characters and not following the same dialogue patterns as the others.
-Zaed is quite complimentary of Joker. He says he performed very well.
I assume this line is supposed to play after the crew is kidnapped.
-Miranda still sounds like she’s convincing herself that destroying the base was the right choice even though TIM wanted it intact.
I think she’s in shock from realizing the full implications of quitting Cerberus. She’s spent her entire life with them; now she can’t go back and will need to rebuild her life from scratch.
And she knows how dangerous Cerberus is. They’ll come after her.
So even though it was the right choice, it’s understandable she needs some time to process. She changed her entire life’s trajectory in a snap moment decision.
-Legion says that platforms normally host a max of 100 programs. He consists of over one thousand.
Why aren’t there more platforms like Legion?
He says that mobile platforms always operate in networks, but there’s no reason that network can’t be within one platform. He’s a network.
The geth must see the value in one platform being able to travel freely on its own and not losing intelligence if other platforms are destroyed. There are millions if not billions of geth; they’re not held back by numbers.
So why not more independent platforms?
I feel like there’s potentially more here about geth psychology. They’re reluctant to be alone, even in platforms. They don’t need multiple platforms. They want multiple platforms. Even if platforms aren’t really geth – geth are the programs inside them – they prefer being together to being alone.
-An individual geth is about a VI. It’s only when there are multiple programs that they form a gestalt intelligence.
-Edi says that Legion contacted a minds the size of a galactic arm.
I wish ME3 had done more with this. The potential intelligence of the geth on that scale is fascinating. It could have been a huge asset to the war effort – not as bodies on the field, but in directing the war effort or R&D.
So of course ME3 ignored it completely.
-Legion asks Edi how she manages being alone.
I think the geth fundamentally struggle with understanding organics as individuals the same way I struggle with understanding how numerous programs form a single intelligence. They understand the concept, but not how it actually works.
That’s probably one of their biggest hurdles in understanding organic behavior and motivations. They just don’t get what individuality.
-In the log Legion shares, the platform refers to itself as a unit. The quarian refers to it by number.
That’s a high level of depersonalization. Humans will quickly name anything they interact with regularly and begin anthropomorphizing it.
If humans interacted with geth, they’d give then a name ASAP and begin attributing personality traits to them – hell, that’s exactly what Shepard did!
(That should have been a clue. If the quarians had referred to platforms by name, Legion would have understood what Shepard was doing when he asked him for his name.)
Obviously quarians are another species, but they love machines. They include their ships in their names! So I think the unit being referred to as number was a deliberate effort by the quarian to not grow attached to the geth and not see them as more than things.
But why?
Legion says this was not the first time that a unit had asked a quarian if they had a soul, but the first time a quarian was afraid of the question. Were the quarians already starting to recognize that the geth were sapient and desperately in denial? Was there a push to treat the geth as mere machines in hopes that would prevent them from becoming more? They knew they were brushing the line of AI, even if they were careful to never intentionally cross it.
Also, in Legion’s loyalty mission he’s adamant against the geth being anthromorphized. I’m curious how this ties into the quarians refusing to treat the geth such. After all, the unit wanted to know if it had a soul like the quarians revered so highly – what is that, if not wanting the quarians to see the geth as like them?
(The geth don’t want Shepard to anthropomorphize them. They want the quarians to do so.)
Post Suicide Mission
And that is Mass Effect 2 done!
Except, not quite. I still have to do the Firewalker DLC to unlock the rest of Legion’s conversations, and then finish up with Arrival.
So while I really want to move on to ME3, there’s a bit more to go.
At least I have my Insanity II trophy. It was hard at the start, but got much easier as the game went along… At least, when Charge worked. Here’s to hoping it’s more reliable in ME3.
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After Horizon
Warnings ➳ alcohol, suicide ideation, bad mental state all round
Pairing ➳ Kaidan Alenko x F!Shepard
Word Count ➳ 378
Kaidan's words wracked at her brain, repeating syllables and sneers. An endless loop that had her chest aching.
Andy watched him walk away from her on Horizon, if she thought hard enough arms wrapped around her waist while breath tickled her neck. She tried not to recall what happened after.
"Shepard."
"Huh?" She turned to Garrus with hollowed eyes, his mandibles twitched.
"I asked if you'd slept yet but I got my answer."
He took the seat next to her, chair scraping at metal floors and she almost wished she could go back two years to fighting Sovereign. Ilos felt so far away.
"Are the guns finally calibrated to your liking?" Andy tried a quip but she couldn't tell a smile from scorn with the turian.
"Last anyone saw you around the ship, you were drunk and Miranda found you sobbing in the bathrooms." She couldn't help the grimace spread across her features.
"That was this morning, I'm a changed woman now."
"That was yesterday morning, Andrea."
"God, please don't call me that."
"Joker said to, apparently it's a universal fear to be called your full name - but that's not why I'm here."
He shook his head. Shepard was sure if he were human he'd be pinching the bridge of his nose out of frustration. She knew she wasn't easy.
But that didn't stop Kaidan, didn't stop him from leaving. She was the one that left, she couldn't blame him.
"Y'know," a swig from the glass and a grumble from the turian next to her. "If Cerberus just left me dead-"
"Andy don't-
"It's true though, and you know it." Tears welled at her eyes at the thoughts that wouldn't leave.
"If Cerberus just left me where ever the hell I was, it'd all be better. Because Kaidan could've moved on; you, Tali- everyone could've just moved on. I'm sure someone would have found a fresh new, doe-eyed recruit without all the baggage."
"Andy-"
"No - you wanted me to talk? I'm talking. I died, and God I wish I'd stayed that way."
He didn't say anything, eyes avoiding hers. She felt the rage staining her cheeks, grip on the glass almost shattering it. 'Shepard's Legacy' almost seemed laughable at this point- what good could she possibly have left?
Still silent, Garrus turned over a glass and unscrewed a lid. Andy watched the liquid pour with blurred vision.
"Let's talk."
#kaidan x shepard#kaidan x femshep#kaidan x andy#andy shepard#kaidan alenko#mass effect#mass effect fanfiction#fanfiction#my writing
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Writing Master List
Probably should do this.
Mass Effect:
Honeymoon Verse (Kaidan Alenko x James Vega)(list in order of timeline):
Cave In (T, one-shot)
Hey, Remember Last Night? (E, one-shot)
Wish We Got That Honeymoon (E, longfic) (In Progress) (Commissioned Art!)
Tight Spaces (E, one-shot)
Kinktober 2023: Tit-Fucking (E, one-shot)
Reports Can Be So Boring (E, one-shot)
Fireworks and Wedding Plans (G, one-shot)
Honeymoon AU:
Eggnog (M, one-shot)
Random Explicit One-Shots:
To Be Of Service (James Vega x Kaidan Alenko x Steve Cortez x BroShep)
Coercion and Whiskey (Kaidan Alenko x James Vega)
Only If For A Night (Kaidan Alenko x James Vega x FemShep)
to Watch, to be Seen (Kai Leng x FemShep)
Kinktober 2023: Virginity (Kaidan Alenko x FemShep)
Kinktober 2023: Hate Sex (Kaidan Alenko x Ashley Williams)
Kinktober 2023: Pegging (Kaidan Alenko x FemShep)
Hey, What the Fuck Are You Doing? (Zaeed Massani x BroShep)
My Shower is Broken, Can I Borrow Yours? (Kaidan Alenko x Miranda Lawson)
I Just Want a Straight Answer (Kaidan Alenko x FemShep) (Technically multi-chapter, but a quick 7k read)
Communication and Consent (Kaidan Alenko x Femshep) (multi-chapter. All stand alone one-shots, all smut)
Delicious Tea and Other Stories (Kaidan Alenko x Tali'Zorah, Kaidan Alenko x Miranda Lawson, Kaidan Alenko x Kasumi Goto) (multi-chapter. All stand alone one-shots, all smut)
Kinktober 2024 (ongoing. Kaidan Alenko x James Vega, Kaidan Alenko x Female Shepard, Priest!Kaidan x Demon!MShep, James Vega x Female Shepard)
Random One-Shots:
Kaidan Alenko, Banana (T) (Kaidan Alenko x FemShep)
It Wasn't Too Late (T) (Kaidan Alenko x FemShep)
I will update with my Resident Evil and Hades fics, but this already took an embarrassingly long time. I'll also make it pretty... eventually
#mass effect#ao3 fanfic#fanfic#fanfiction#mass effect fanfiction#ao3#Can You Tell I Really love Kaidan Alenko?#masterlist#writing#venko
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Ships and Characters
Skyrim
My OCs + their ships. Farkas Vilkas Brynjolf
Fallout 3 Butch Cross Jericho Charon
Fallout New Vegas (if it’s not obvious, I really like the ladies in NV) Boone Lily Bowen Raul Cass Veronica
Fallout 4 All of the romance options Deacon Maxon The Raider bosses in Nuka World except the Black siblings
Fallout (TV Series) Ghoulcy Maximus x Lucy
Destiny 1 Any of my OCs Siobhan x Emyr Siobhan x Shaxx Siobhan x Uldren
Destiny 2 Any of my OCs Siobhan x Crow Siobhan x Shaxx
Dragon Age: Origins Any of my OCs established ships F!Cousland x Anora, F!Warden x Leliana, F!Warden x Morrigan, M!Warden x Morrigan, M!Warden x Zevran, F!Warden x Zevran
Dragon Age: Awakening F!Cousland x Nathaniel Howe, F!Cousland/Anders, F!Warden x Varel
Dragon Age 2 I’ll write for any of the characters and ships in DA2. My favorites are: F!Hawke x Fenris, F!Hawke x Isabela x Fenris, F!Hawke x Varric, M!Hawke x Fenris, M!Hawke x Fenris x Isabela
Dragon Age: Inquisition I like almost all of the ships. I struggle to write Solas so he’s just not available unfortunately. Not that I don’t like his character, I just suck at writing him. My OCs and their ships, Dorian x Bull are some of my favorite. I also love writing interactions that don’t involve smut for the companions as well.
Dragon Age Veilguard (when it comes out as I’m trying to keep away from most of the game information)
Mass Effect F!Shep x Kaidan, F!Shep x Ashley, F!Shep x Garrus, F!Shep x Tali (DON’T CARE IF THEY WEREN’T OFFICIAL, THEY EXIST TO ME).
Mass Effect 2 F!Shep x Garrus, F!Shep x Thane, F!Shep x Zaeed, F!Shep x Garrus x Thane, F!Shep x Tali, F!Shep x Miranda, M!Shep x Jack
Mass Effect 3 Same ship as 1 and 2. I also write F!Shep x James Vega but in the non creepy Citadel DLC way. That doesn’t exist in my canon.
Stardew Valley I’ll write smut about many of the characters in the game. My one farmer is shipped with Harvey and my other is shipped with Leah. If you give me characters I’ll make it work. My only line in the sand is I will not write any cheating.
BG3 *waves hand to OCs* I’ll write whatever for them and their ships. If you request BG3 just give me some options and I’ll figure it out.
Helluva Boss* Established canon ships! I am loving the angst with Blitz and Stolas right now.
Hazbin Hotel* Established canon couples, Angel Dust x Husker (mostly fluff for these two because Angel Dust needs it). I won’t write Alastor in any romantic ships.
My Hero Academia*
I mostly write Reader insert fics for MHA. I also write ships between characters too. Platonic fluff, found family, sarcasm, and anything that is G to T rating is for every character. My main ships: Midnight x Eraserhead x Mic Midnight x Eraserhead Mic x Eraserhead Fatgum x Mirko Fatgum x Hawks Fatgum x Eraserhead All Might x Eraserhead Mirko x Shigaraki (Don’t question it, I love the toxicity of it) Compress x Twice Twice x Hawks Hawks x Dabi
Demon Slayer*
My OC x Rengoku My Demon OC x Muzan Reader Inserts for all the over 18 characters I also write platonic found family for all the characters
Kaiju No. 8*
Hoshina is my absolute favorite character in this show. Kafka Hibino is a close second Narumi (omg the anime did him a disservice so badly) Eiji Hasegawa Haruichi Izumo Iharu Furuhashi Reno Ichikawa
Any any platonic, fluff, cute stuff with any of the characters
Haikyuu
As everyone in the main cast is over 18 by the end of the manga, I’ll write all the characters. It’s mostly Reader Inserts but I’m open to OCs and character x character ships.
One Punch Man
Saitama Genos Atomic Samurai Blast Zombieman
#writing requests#ships and characters#i'm open to a lot#so just send it in and I'll let you know if I can write it or not
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Omg, I don't know if you remember, but that shepard cam girl/streamer au you did, I absolutely loved it!! I loved Shepard being so nonchalant about being tits-out in front of the crew, also them passing around the video and being embarrassed about making eye contact with Shep. You killed me!! That was so good
Oh god, this one? I wrote it while half asleep, didn't expect anyone to read it. I just checked it over again–damn the amount of typos. I fixed as much as I could rn. Hopefully, it reads smoother.
But yes! I still adore the concept and would love to expand upon it.
The army life + staying on a ship in the middle of the galaxy and sharing space with your crew has got to result in a lot of accidental nudity and flashing situations. Someone new on warships–like Tali or Liara might find it surprising, feel a bit more shy, while someone like Shepard, who was the Normandy second in command during Captian Anderson days got used to it by now.
Or maybe it's a human army thing? Quarians can't strip for first aid because it will only worsen the situation, Krogans have their thick skin and shells, and Turian skin has metal outer plating.
Only humans are this squishy, easily injured, easy to tear into. Mix that with the fact that we have a pretty good immunity system that gives us high tolerance to different microbiomes and the most genetically diverse genes in the Mass Effect canon–Mordin mentions it in ME2—it's not hard to understand why a human soldier would nonchalantly strip on an alien planet, in the middle of the battlefield, just to ensure the wound is treated properly.
But it's still hot—Shepard's total disregard to having your tits out on full display, chest heaving with every breath. Your crew desperately trying to maintain eye contact and not get distracted by the way your bare tits bounce with every powerful command and order you bark at them.
Biotics grant people healing abilities, at least ingame. It's not strange for someone like Kaidan or Liara to act as an emergency medic while on the battlefield.
Kaidan attempts to stay professional, stuttering more than usual as the raspiness in his voice becomes more apparent courtesy of his dry throat.
The tips of his ears reddish, summoning all of his will to keep his finger study as he pressed against your wound with the disinfected pad. Having to lower himself into your naked form, his clothed chest almost fully pressing against your own. The hiss you let out as your nipples touch the cold metal surface of his armour—it almost makes his heart jump out from his ribcage–barely remaining collected by the end of it.
Sneaking one lustful glance at your still exposed chest on the shuffle ride back to the Normandy before forcing himself to look away, feeling ashamed of his actions, excusing himself to his own sleeping pod the second the crew is back on board.
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Anyway, so streamer Shepard hmm.
Miranda would quickly catch wind of this open secret and become your number one patron under a fake pseudo name. She keeps toning in each stream, even if she's working, simply setting the tablet on the table while she files the papers away. Dropping big stacks occasionally whenever you do something she likes, using the carrot method to subtly get you to act more and more slutty, exactly how she likes it.
Samara convinced herself that as long as she only watches—no touching herself, no writing a comment, no sending any money–then it's basically okay and doesn't break her code. She does, however, pay attention to your frequent commenters, checking their profiles, tracking their other socials... just in case one of them crosses the line. It is her job to make this world a safer place for everyone, right?
Thane–oh god, poor Thane. His own Siha...? Humans sure are uh... more adventurous than he thought they were. Drells are moved by emotions and romantic feelings more than sexual ones. He has very little interest in pornagrophy in any form of media because he just can't get off to a stranger, someone he doesn't love. But once he discovers that it is you in those videos, his commander Shepard, his siha. A flood of emotions wash over him. It becomes a boderline addiction.
Thane especially knows about the common human porno trope of fucking a drell because of the skin acting as both a stim and an aphrodisiac. He wonders if you'd be open to...having him on the stream for that? Just to boost your views...no other reason :) Definitely not to sate some deep primal instinct within him, the need to state his claim by fucking you in front of all of your adoring fans, he is such a tender gentle soul, he would never have those possessive thoughts, right?....right?
The poor guy almost voices this suggestion out each time you come over for a little chat.
Jack would be your top commenter, not even under a fake profile or a different name. Straight up Jack with her own profile picture to boost. Spewing filth and ordering you around like her own personal whore. Of course you don't pay her any mind and only oblige her requests after you make her beg.
Garrus wants to join you so badly. Picture this, the first ever human/turian streamers ever since the war! It will be a hit with both planets. Your profile will skyrocket in popularity. Especially if this is in ME1 where the human-turian intergalactic relationship was still strained and tense. Meditate the tension between your civilisations by letting him stuff you full with his gaint blue glowing cock <3 huh huh!? A million credit worth idea right?
#☆streamer reader#☆streamer au#☆smut#☆garrus#☆thane#☆Miranda#☆Jack#☆Kaidan#☆shepard reader#mass effect x reader#x reader#smut#☆samara#☆several characters
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i am so sorry this is so delayed, but here’s my fanfic asks for you - prepare yourself, my friend! ^•^
16 - 18 - 32 - 38 - 46 - 53 - 70 - 80
*80: what are some of your least favorite ships to read AND write?
16. Do you write by hand, on phone or on laptop?
I do the bulk of my writing on my laptop, but lately I've been writing more and more on my phone because I often find myself with spare time while I'm out and about. I do write by hand sometimes, but honestly, I find my phone more convenient now that I've mastered the art of phone writing, lol.
18. Do you enjoy research? Which fic of your required the most research?
I do not enjoy research, lol. But it's an important part of writing, so I do it when I need to. I think the fic that required the most research was Lights in the Sky - I had to do a lot of research for trauma (emotional and physical), different types of wounds, and I had to contact Spanish friends for some help with my Spanish for Vega, and I had to ask my Russian friends to do some transliteration for Rennah's Russian lines. I think Sweet Little Lies is a close second - I had to do a ton of research for that fic too.
32. Do you take fic requests? Why/why not?
Not really, though I hesitate to say definitely no because I never know when an idea will grab me. I'm always open to drabble requests and love when people send those in, but full fics? Not reaaaally.
I used to take full fic requests, and I had some bad experiences with people acting like they owned my work or getting very obsessive with me and my fics. Mind you, I also have had some great experiences. I'm writing Distance because of a fic request, and the lovely person who requested that fic has been nothing short of friendly even though the fic has become much more than intended!
38. What is your most self indulgent posted story?
Lol, this one is easy. My Mass Effect Andromeda x Harlequin Mills and Boon style romance fic 'The Charlatan's Seduction Plan'. This was a labor of love because I genuinely love trashy romances, and my great friend Kit did the art for it. It was so much fun to write, but totally self indulgent!
46. If you could only write one type of AU for the rest of your life what would it be?
Probably mirror-verse fics where a good wholesome character becomes evil and obsessive. Like my Subject Zero Kaidan fic 'Through A Mirror Darkly'. I like when a good guy goes bad and gets obsessive.
53. What is the most used tag on yoru AO3?
'Romance' - which shocks me. I thought it would be 'shameless smut' XD
70. Are you subscribed to any writers on AO3?
I'm subscribed to 15 or so writers - not as many as I should be, but I have a bad habit of following fics instead of authors. Though if you post a fic or chapter and I review rather quickly, it's probably because I follow you!
80. What are some of my least favourite ships to read and write?
Honestly, and this is not hateful at all because I love that some of my best friends are passionate about their ships and characters, but my least favourite is anything with a male Shepard or male Pathfinder Ryder, no matter what the pairing. I just don't especially gel with a male Shepard. I guess because there is such an overwhelming lack of female representation in media I gravitate towards strong female characters in fics.
If we're talking specific ships which I struggle to write or read, I suppose my top 3 are probably Ash x Kaidan, Male Shep x Miranda, or fRyder x Jaal.
Having said that, I can usually read anything if people ask me to - and sometimes I love fics which I never expected to. So I'm always open to everything.
Thanks for the ask - sorry this was so long!
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Song from my Spotify Wrapped for your ocs: Right Back Where We Started From by Maxine Nightingale!
[send me a song from your Spotify Wrapped and I'll match it to an OC]
Maxine Nightingale - Right Back Where We Started From
Okay, first, THANK YOU. This song is so fun. I was bobbing my head to it the whole time (thank goodness no one walked by my office to see...)
I'm getting Winter Shepard x Kaidan Alenko vibes here. It's going to take a lot of healing for these two to rekindle their relationship, but Winter seeing Kaidan hurt on Mars... it guts them. And they've missed him. A lot.
Horizon wasn't "little." Winter enjoyed their ME2-era fling with Miranda. Kaidan dated others in the meantime, too. But Winter fell hard for Kaidan during ME1. A depth of feelings they didn't realize until Mars, and its aftermath. I can't blame these two for trying to restore what they had in the midst of Reapers invading the galaxy. <3
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✨ Commander, you've received a new message at your private terminal. ✨
Hello! I'm looking for +21 writing partners for Mass Effect the trilogy. Currently looking for something easy to reply to that gets us hooked, with a balance between angst and fluff. Can roleplay either on tumblr or discord! Please, only interact if you're interested.
Unfortunately I don't double, but I'm open to suggestions. These are the ships I'm looking for (the character in bold is the one I'd prefer to write as, in some cases I don't mind!):
F!shep x Liara
M!shep x Kaidan
Tali x m!shep
Tali x Garrus
Tali x Legion
Miranda x Jack
Joker x EDI
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Hi hi 🤩 (not on anon so I can say hi properly lol 💕) but - if you had to rank mass effect romances in order of least to most fave?
OOoog this is a fun one, but also hard because I've only had one full playthrough, and I romanced Kaidan then Garrus so it's hard to do it any other way lol. BUT I'll give my opinions based on what i've seen.
For the purpose of this i'm not including the one time flings or shorter relationships (like James' creepy hookup with femshep or Diana Allers because she's annoying asdjkan)
Garrus - nothing can top this man
Liara - i'm actually planning on romancing her in my current playthrough i'm starting, she seems like a good one
Tali - I love her so much it's a crime femshep can't date her.
Jack - i'm so mad at bioware for not making her bi, might have to play male shep for her
Thane - it's so tragic but god it seems good
Kaidan - I think he has a really good arc, if you romance him in all three it seems like a very sweet option
Garrus x Tali - Had to throw this in here because it seems so cute. might let it happen in the round where I don't romance garrus
Miranda - I think her relationship shows a lot of growth in her
Samantha Traynor - she's just so sweet I love her sm
Steve - he seems like such a good option!!
Ashley - ok we suddenly have a huge droppoff. I idk she just annoys me.
Jacob - the first time I played I was like 'damn he's hot' and posted the screencap here and I could tell by peoples reactions that was not a good idea. It sucks, because I think he had a lot of potential.
Kelly Chambers - idk she always annoyed me when I talked to her, haven't ever gotten the option for her to feed my fish
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Twenty Questions for Fanfic Writers
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
13 works. I know, unlucky for some!
2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 399,235
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Mass Effect Trilogy
In the past, I've written Stargate Atlantis, NCIS, and X Files under a different penname on FF.net.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
From The Ashes - Book Two (59 Kudos)
A month after the events of Phoenix Rising, Major Kaidan Alenko remains in command of the Normandy, while the crew find a way to bring Commander Shepard back from the brink.
Phoenix Rising - Book One (46 Kudos)
In the aftermath of the war, the crew of the Normandy struggle to comprehend the loss of their commanding officer. Major Kaidan Alenko is thrust into a role he is not ready for, and he has to do it while mourning the woman he loves.
Fast forward six weeks, Commander Faith Shepard is found alive but drastically changed, with significant memory loss that erases her recollection of the Reapers and other critical events. There's no logical explanation for her survival, hinting at something more sinister.
A Soft Place To Land (35 Kudos)
Takes place during Mass Effect 3: Citadel.
Miranda and Shepard decide to unwind with a girls' night out at the Silver Coast Casino. The evening is filled with laughter, a few too many drinks, and Shepard letting her guard down in a way she rarely does. By the time they leave the casino, Shepard is decidedly worse for wear, much to Miranda's amusement.
Miranda delivers a very tipsy Shepard to Kaidan, who is waiting patiently at her new apartment.
Don't Give Up On Us (27 Kudos)
Kaidan Alenko and Shepard have a major disagreement following the events of Desponia aka Kaidan had to know what he was signing up for when he returned to Normandy. Or did he?
In Their Own Words (Shenko Drabbles) 27 Kudos
To keep my mind fresh on days I don't have enough time to write, I'll be using a random word generator to give myself ten minutes to write.
100 words based on Shenko (how could I not??)
5. Do you respond to comments?
Yes! I love feedback and genuinely knowing if someone is enjoying the work.
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Most my current stuff is angst, although will be shying away from that into more action for Book 3 of my Faith Shepard series. I would have to say Phoenix Rising...so far.
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Book 3 will be the happiest but it's work in progress.
So until then it's Save A Horse, Ride A Canadian which is set years from the events of my trilogy. Some might call it spoilers, I call it HOPE!
8. Do you get hate on fics?
Had someone complaint that my slow burn was *gasp* slow.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
I am new to smut, but now have a fair few. I have done mostly M/F stuff but I did write an interesting threesome. I am definitely getting more comfortable writing it.
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?
I haven't written any yet, but the ideas are bouncing around.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Who the fuck would steal my unhinged dribbles?
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
No.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
I haven't, but I'd definitely be up for it.
14. What’s your all time favourite ship?
My first OTP was Mulder/Scully way back in the day. These days, Shenko both MShenko and FShenko have my heart.
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
I have firm belief that they were all be completed at some point.
16. What are your writing strengths?
Angst? Is that a strength?
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Happy endings?
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
I am terrible at languages.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
X Files nearly 25 years ago!
20. Favorite fic you’ve written?
Definitely my Faith Shepard series. It's come a long way since a planned fic of only ten chapters. I am super proud of it and the friends I have made within the ME fandom!!!
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