#miracutards

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Yooo, lemme keep cooking! I will not hold back at all for this one time! If anyone’s sensitive to vulgar language here, click away! (not counting the fandom side that doesn’t indulge in bashing!)

Why did they fail the IQ tests? Because they didn't study or do their research!

Are you people conspiracy theorists? Cuz y’all have shit evidence and arguments!

Y'all brought this upon yourselves since you couldn't let go your intense hatred of Lila and even several innocent characters who didn’t do anything wrong!

Hold on, why are some of y'all hating Alya? She's actually a good person/friend with some flaws! Are you secretly racist because you keep on portraying her as an angry black woman in your saltfics?

Y’all are the main reason why fanfic crossovers on Wattpad and AO3 either hardly get attention (non bashing) or indulges in (hyper)attentive unhealthy bloodsports (bashing) these days.

I bet the DC, Marvel and other western fiction media folk were wondering why there’s an influx of crossovers in their tumblr and social media feeds. Until they rightfully gave y’all the side eye for making nonsensical shit! No wonder the dark canon content fandoms are more mature than the wholesome canon content fandoms!

The Mari///bat community deadass makes the DP X DC community look good as a whole. Because at least the latter made sense with their dark edgy plots and toned down (actually light bashing compared to that ship) or didn’t do their bashing of certain controversial characters and just wanted to make a well-written AU. And y’all are also giving crossover ships a bad name/reputation!

Well, I’m glad some artists/writers and online groups don’t like your show and refuse to do your commissions/requests! Because they don’t want to get caught up in your bullshit!

If the show didn’t exist at all or had a different canon creator doing things right: 😊

The song that came up in my head is Pink Guy - STFU. For some reason the link share doesn’t work so just copy paste this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xS3vpBCiL2c

Got some very insulting names here!: miracucunts, miracubitches, miracutards, miracutwats, miracutwits, miracuidiots, miracudumbasses, miracuplague, miracuvirus, miracubozos, miracuhoes, miracuwhores

They probably are when it comes to Alya Cesaire

or mastered the ability of granting their selves, a massive dosage of Miracancer because she didn’t react the way they wanted her to upon their and or Marinette’s behalf or the best drone friend they want her to be. They also forget that Alya hasn’t been Marinette’s friend for that long (it’s been less than a year). They are highly allergic to Alya not feeling like she should remember or care as they or Marinette does. Oh the most offensive thought of all time, which is Alya has a life outside of Marinette. Accept if one doesn’t help or supports Marinette’s cause must be 100% when wanted or they’re awful. Seeing differently of things against Marinette’s interest is abominable (even if Marinette’s obsession is concerning and her health is uh something and she’s making things worse for herself).

It’s probably one of the reasons they battle cry Marinette should have told Alya of the bathroom scene because it would change everything in their mind while ignoring any possibly of it backfiring considering Marinette’s track record and thirst and Alya annoyed earlier of her crap.

Heck episodes in general show how things be backfiring. These Miracuskanks can see all of that all the time but somehow couldn’t bother seeing other routes Alya could also choose that may also work against their favor. I guess they only adore quick fixes (until it backfires).

Those Miracrystal Meth theorists… make me groan usually.

Lila Foamers Logic be like:

Destroy Lila and Everyone That Doesn’t Fulfill our or Marinette’s interests against her. Let's rally up against them.

NOOOOO Lila is not staying in the in the dirt (like other characters we somehow like or ignore seeing in the dirt continously)

NOOOOO She rebounded (despite previous episode existing).

Let me think absolutely the worst of things to become canon because it’s our duty to yearn to put her down what we can’t handle or fathom her by any means, while not accounting for we just doomed basically many characters in a nutshell and made things worse (especially for those that we feel or are aware messed up crap was done to them). I have nothing else better by cause destruction and give miracuwankers free purposeless reasons to rage more than before at characters that just had a different perspectives and innocent characters. If these fools think this is to ensure this idea of she’s worse than Gabriel and Mayura and Tomoe then lol cause they just gave a free add on to make Nathalie and Gabriel and I guess Tomoe worse than before and achieved zilch.

All to ensure a main protagonist is inherently right to not let go of Lila (or anyone like her in the future or Marinette assigns as like such), just like the viewers that absorb and transcend the accursed mantra that, in their face, has been shown causing problems that could have been avoided and kept to their own selves? Whoops they can’t see their own selves being affected but even if they do, they would still destroy themselves and spreading their pollination around. This twisted quench of self righteousness also implies Marinette’s accursed ways against Kagami are inherently justified as Kagami was assigned as Marinette’s 2nd Lila. And whoever else but I rambled too long to go further. Oh when losers hate what happens but some reason seeks even worse.

Miracuroaches surely should https://youtube.com/watch?v=xS3vpBCiL2c

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Ezra looks pity to those Chloe’s VA in many countries should wasting their times with some disrespect scenario like that. Pretty sure, She’ll get some kind hideous scenario like Prince Hanz from Frozen which is they’re bragging his bad acts.

I hope Selah and the other will get a better role in other show than this miracutard with this BS positivity things about life and pathetic untrained holders like them especially Maricuck’s squad (except Alix)

So to those who think Chloe will be back... YOU’RE WRONG.

Don’t believe me? Here’s the evidence…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjljtcigxuR/?igshid=ZWQyN2ExYTkwZQ==

Basically, it’s Ezra Weitz telling Selah Victor (the voice actor of Chloe) she won’t be returning from S5-onwards (it could be a joke, but considering what happens in Revolution I doubt it).

Oops. Well, all I can say is… thank goodness.

No more Chloe torture porn. No more removing what little humanity she has. No more humiliation, embarrassment, degradation…

No matter what happens between her and Audrey after that flight to NYC/London, it can’t be any worse than what Thomas would’ve done to her if she’d stayed (Yes, he’s still going to be part of production next season, contrary to what you might’ve heard).

What a crying shame. She had all the potential and attributes in the world to shine, but in the end… she was just a helpless puppet in the grimy hands of a madman.

Still, at least now she’s gone, there’s no excuse to stick around for the rest of the show. They can have their increasingly tiresome ‘Love Square’ and their sparsely populated Paris full of syrupy-sweet heroes, one-note characterisations and blandly-offensive stereotypes.

And if you’re still watching after the laughable farce that the season finale promising to be, I have but one question for you…

WHY?!

Seriously, drop me a message below. I would LOVE to hear from you. I won’t be too harsh. Honest! :)

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Miracutwats roast pt. 15

Everytime a salt fic writer gaslights their readers into thinking a character is evil, writes a character gaslighting others and etc., I’d pinch my nose and wave my hand as if someone has passed gas.

If any of us anti salt/character bashing folk had a quarter for every salt fic chapter in existence, we’d be well off for a while.

I bet the miracutards looovve their salt fics like druggies loving their cocaine! *just remembered a Sr Pelo animation: Mokey’s Show - 422. As offensive as it is for some folks, it’s actually quite hilarious and I’d take those types of animation any day over the dumbasses’ character assassination fics.*

Hey mircumethheads! Marinette isn’t the poor wittle abuse victim y’all want her to be! Adrien is! Yes she should’ve also handled the Lila incidents more respectfully instead of unintentionally making herself look like a fool in her civilian life! I mean doesn’t Lila trick others into thinking her opponents are more cruel than they appear? Like she’s baiting Marinette who was just jumping to conclusions too fast.

Ayo that Lila Tinnitus Seethe Disorder/LTSD be hitting you stupid miracucunts hard eh?

Oh so now some to most of you miracutwits stopped uploading your poorly conceived fics huh? Hm the last time you upload for one of your blogs was at 2020 or 2021? Daaannggg… I wonder how many blogs you’ve created and abandoned, couldn’t maintain them for so long eh?

Ok ok, why are y’all doing the “with me or against me” mentality? Bet that shit’s finally leaking in your real life subconsciously!

Miracusaltards and ML Salter Fic Writers Snorting Session Be Like

I suppose they mastered the art of being The Great Marimites.

They really like whacking off at being colossal clowns.

Maybe them miracuwanks, secretly want to be Lila’s disciples too, considering she said to Marinette she’d give her to sometime to be either with her or against her (while I know they would obviously ignore Marinette’s being a repeated nuisance to her and threatening her and continuing her quest against her episodes after.).

The LTSD was so severe, ringing in their feeble minds. The irony of I Loathe Lila so much but I snort her very words to become all of me and beyond. And then I go crap or attempt on anyone not on my side or interests. This illness I gave myself because of her was such a travesty that I became allergic to Adrien’s perspective and that he a victim. Going so far to miracubate into thinking he’s Marinette’s victimizer/guilt tripper, and Marinette is the true and only victim.

Everyone in real life that isn’t subservient to my perspective because of what I’ve witnessed Adrien and her friends not doing what Marinette or I want is FOUL and must be seen as to be SAVED or SMEARED. Join me and let’s salt them, salt lore up them, or any minor inconveniences we can let go of, forever.

Kind of ironic. I kind of noticed character assassination fic writers be merking themselves too. Oh well to the bashers’ own character. Then again, that’s salters/bashers in a nutshell.

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Oh Plum! I’ve got a part 6 roast bc I gotta let off some steam! (Since this is one of those fandoms that won’t harass others over having different opinions while others willingly take things too far just to silence the critics… here’s this video of my feelings on the salty mofos these days, (cussing ahead!) Look at this dude original full audio: https://youtu.be/1xnBCKWrYsA)

Anytime an innocent/protagonist character named Lila from another series is created/debuted: Miracusalters seethe bc their Lila Rossi/Verdi/Cerise trauma must be so ingrained and deep, “*breathing heavily* She’s back! Kill her!”

Oh man you miracutwats are the living definition of wasted talent, writing and even art! Can’t y’all do something different and better?

Wait a sec, why are you miracuhoes still doing this? Y’all are the entire circus now not just clowns!

TVTropes is beginning to get flooded with bad fan content disguised as “criticizing other characters��� thanks to you and other character bashing fanfic writers!

Oh man I remember a guy saying that his gf offed herself thx to Lila haters harassing her for liking Lila… hope you fuckers are happy now. Cuz even most of your fandom stopped their shenanigans and got a huge wake up call.

Huh. Guess you miracucunts are all bark and no bite this whole time, especially when the critics and sharp eyed folk decided to do their thing. They rightfully shut your sorry stupid asses up.

Rational sane people were right all along: completely abandon ship on a series that’s truly gone awful and move on to better franchises/series. It’s not that fucking hard these days especially for adults. The better canon is written, the more behaved the fan community usually is. But you miracutards are too blind to move on. Wanting to find every little flaw for a character you despise so much. No wonder people are constantly giving you the side eye online since the early 2020s. Just go to other canon stuff that doesn’t irk you much! No wonder ML canon is still going on thx to your viewership on whatever TV or streaming service is available!

Oh lord, I feel so bad for the people (working team and VAs of canon obvs) who are just doing their jobs and have little say thanks to the shitty fucking higher ups *cough* Thomas Asstruc. Hold on but you miracubitches go after him and not just fictional characters? What is this??

I can’t believe they gave themselves Lila Tinnitus Seethe Disorder.

They just want to deride and traumatize their wellbeing.

It’s so darn sad that Lila rings in their minds.

And yet a couple of Lila likers talk about they feel like they have to hide due to how people are towards her.

Anyways...

Flaw Finding Miracumitetality is gross. Then again they might secretly be some Marimites transcending how to destroy themselves and people around them.

Yeah Miracuscrotums do really really talk a lot of trash and mockery and undermining specific characters until it’s them or someone they know is suffering or mocked similar as they had fun of thrashing of earlier. Interesting they forgot not everyone is the same or reacts like a drone.

Yep that incident. The accursed fugly miraculous plaguedom and that fiance’s so called friends, drove one's wife to be to never be. They didn’t want that woman to wish to see more of who she liked. The woman just was trying to manage and deal with this crap.

And despite this tragedy, currently or since that S5 leak, people have advanced beyond the will of that woman’s death drivers. These Miraculous Absolute Mistakes Of Life, now want Lila to a predo because she didn’t stay down (even though if they were paying attention, they would have realized she wasn’t going to since previous episode). All because she made what a collective collections of circus freak’s desire, backfire or made it worthless. She is seen as too powerful to them, despite other too powerfuls in their faces being active before her like all the time.

Scums and cowards purposely ignore that Lila said to Gabriel that she is the friend Adrien’s age that he can put his trust to keep toxic people away from his son. They also want to forgot he and Nathalie were part this alliance with Lila (They also have been monitoring her for months). Seems they weren’t competent to know thirst for this disgusting theory or idea of Lila is absolutely awful or all sides in and out the show. It’s strange cause they hated Theo Barbot thing or This Luka Deaged thing (and twinnification was also used to have Juleka be held back grade thing) to make Marinette and Luka normalized thing (I have no idea for the Luka’s og age thing is true I’m just using that as a 2nd example), and now they want the very opposite case for Lila.

None of their thoughts are intelligent, which is ironic if they enjoy mocking Lila. They are like the type that are black belts (Eg. Assume whatever they see as on the goodside and enemies or watchers themselves or characters they insert from other shows are black belts) terrorizing Lila because her existence offends them. Then they feel threatened after sometime, they learn that Lila is brown belt. So now they want to use sniper rifles cause they fear the possibly of being beat by a Lila instead of not screwing with Lila to begin with after given so many signals to not do or continue. Leaving is too hard.

And F for the VAs.

Hopefully, Lisa Kay Jennings doesn't get hit by the miracucircus freaks.

People defamed, harassed, and drove Cristina Vee away from twitter over false information.

Crazy thing is a lot can see what was done to her because idiots lack research or like trouble making and like jumping into conclusions and following scorn is wrong. Yet if you apply Lila being driven away by Ladybug and Marinette, it would be seen as deserved despite it’s literally clear that it’s Ladybug/Marinette in the wrong. And such idiots would continue chaos and conclusion jumping and ignoring or altering in their minds what really happened.

Zagstruc and friends are crusty and make musty merch that may cost around 1000 dollars.

I’ll end this with this,

Brief Summary Of The Foamdom’s True Nature & True Failure.

Poor Miracuwhores, couldn’t succeed because Lila became their real struggle in life, along with their inability to look for better stuff to do.

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Roasting the miracusalters as much as I can! Pt. 4!

I hope y’all got your rabies shots because I can see your frothing saliva from a distance!

Brainrot? You and your content are the prime example of that on the poor new internet users. Not just the low quality content farms on YouTube or anywhere else.

Y’all feel that triggered by minor inconveniences such as school issues? I STG I didn’t hear shit like that on canonically difficult battles!

Could y’all tag properly? Or separate them from other things? There’s a thing called specific tagging for your so-called pathetic plots not just tags referring to the series as a whole!

Wait… do some y’all secretly have a vendetta against black and white people? That’s why Alya and Adrien usually get the short end of the stick in your content?? Even though Marinette is half Caucasian and half Asian??? Not trying to accuse anyone but I’m seeing a pattern with that kind of psychological projection with the hurtful racial stereotyping.

Hold up, are some of y’all rabid SJWs trying to create hetero erasures? Because I’ve been seeing less straight characters in fanworks, unless they’re being used for your pathetic bashing too. And why the fuck did you make some characters homophobic? That’s wrong and inappropriate! The show actually has some canonical LGBT characters and couples!

Speaking of TVTropes, the character bashers’ content are the equivalent to Stinkmeaner’s crew from the Boondocks (hating everyone) but way less funny even with good consistent writing. Also actually unreasonable, pathetic and delusional as fuck even when canon made significant improvements.

Double standards Double standards…:

Miracucunts when a character has hurt feelings: “*le gasp* Who hurt you?! Lemme fight them!”

Miracucunts when Adrien has hurt feelings: “Oh come on! Suck it up! You weren’t acting like this before!”

Miracutards when any non-ML character tries to be good: “Redemption Arc let’s gooooo!! I know you’ve killed someone/many people but you were forced to do it! Blame it on that fucker for turning you into a criminal!”

Miracutards when any of the most salted/hated characters try to be good: “No no, you don’t deserve to be redeemed for going behind your friends’ backs/turning against them!”

Miracubozos when a literal murderer does something: “Aww! Hope that ‘victim’ was a really bad guy!”

Miracubozos when one of their canon characters does something: “WTF?! Immature fool! Bitch ass! Bad writing!”

Miracutwits when a character is written as a Yandere even if they go too far: “But they’re also hot! They truly love their sempai more than those admirers!”

Miracutwits when their canon character is written as a Yandere who didn’t do too much: “FBI OPEN UP! They deserved to be locked up or executed ASAP! They’re sick in the head!”

Miracusalters are crabs in a bucket.

Miracrabs do love making minor inconveniences their real struggles in life. They the type to be able to defeat the final boss countlessly but they would collapse facing a common enemy in practice mode that rarely appears in the game. I’m almost curious how they survive in real life.

Maririding is a big epidemic for the miracustankdom. Seems a lot only accept when Adrien and Alya subjugate themselves completely to the supreme order or they Cat Walker into the collective populous’ or hotshots' interests. They are bored or just want to find or make up excuses to fume upon the two and hold onto it, just because they didn’t function as they wanted them to.

They’re kind of funny forsaking the two, all because they want them to do only what they think they should only in this specific way into to. If Adrien or Alya were to react different from what some watchers collectively seen or the duo had another different perspectives from them, miracumsocks still would collapse. They talk about how they want something different but they really just want same old apples permanently instead of pears and possible other fruits. They don’t want fruits at all, only this one, this way, this shape and form.

Seems as long as they do not align to their status quo of how the believe things should go, they still would be rather ugly to the two still. Surely have a strange lust for attacking characters they see as weaker or easy targets. Probably because they feel like it or because they are who they are or what they are. Just because it’s them. It’s likely they would find another character to scapegoat if either didn’t exist. It’s a twisted form of worshipping the two.

Speaking of projecting, such peeps are really lame. They have seen episodes in their face why projecting too much is bad and what it leads to. Instead, such scuds have related heavily to the projecting will or absorbed into their being and spread it all around. Appears they use it as a mask of righteousness or somethings. Believing they accomplished something. Think they found a solution but they would still end up repeating the cycle. Just as they’ve been doing for years to almost a decade.

Sucks they don’t understand what Adrien’s been through (and still unfortunately is going through). Strange scales they use against him or induce invalid equalization to bring him down.

They sure like being choosey when to be offended and when to completely brush it off as rubbish or making out to be it’s this one’s fault when it clearly shows it’s not. Disturbing points of distortion of what they’ve seen and known, inorder to fit how they wished it did (and unfortunately many followed that way as truth).

A lot of times people saying bad writing seems more like an escape term used just because they fumed over things not going the collective way and others agree upon like mindless mobs. They also use it when defending a character clearly in the wrong or be like ah I blame the writers but if it was another character, it open fire (and strangely may include if they are in the right) It’s all they can hold onto. Kind of like flaw finders that want to suddenly hate found flaw. Maybe they are badly written & wish to continue that for themselves.

But yeah Double Standards This Miracuscabhorrent Fandom Has.

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Sheesh, these Marimites are lowkey nazi feminists and possibly abuse apologists, constantly excusing their favorite character’s actions no matter what. They’re still going on about how Lila is the true villain of the series. How Marinette is supposedly going to lose her freedom.

Oh lord, these stans be making shit up just to make her look better. *coughs* the many many many salt fics on all available social media sites…

I’m glad that you, I and several users cook the stupid salters here without getting bombed by the rabid dogs. At least they’re surprisingly rational enough to not harass us or spread rumors about how we are “abuse bully apologists like Lila”. Cuz they know they’re a POS and STFU when their behavior is criticized.

lol we can get definitely away with roasting the miracutards! I mean trying this with certain other fandoms would absolutely get unwarranted harassment.

Much Obliged

Marimitetards be wildin’ and desperate