#miraclesandmeatballs

[kit-schh]

all multiples of 5 (as far as you're comfortable going)

ooooh ok thank u!

5. what was your favourite year in school? (so far)

i just like, heavily sighed when i saw this question? lol but all of my school life has been mostly miserable. i think first semester of grade twelve, because i was mostly doing alright and actually figuring out myself as a person and making concrete friendships that would and have lasted and also because i count the summer before grade twelve i cooped at the local television station with a bunch of 30 yr old men and had a really fun time 

10. what's the first money you ever legitimately purchased?

i... believe this is meant to be movie? is it? um. i think it was either the veronica mars movie or this is us tbh

15. do you like to sleep near the wall, the middle, or the open side of the bed? 

oh near the wall, always. also nowadays i'm forced to because my cat has a designated side of the pillow. 

20. what's an embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

honestly, what isn't?

25. do you like to cuddle when you're sleeping?

i'd say yes but actually, from real experience, no lol i need my space when i sleep and also i'm a very violent sleeper who can never stay still and mutters a lot so i'm no fun to sleep with. when watching a movie or hanging out though? for sure

30. do you or have you ever owned any sex toys?

i would like to own more! i had a vibrator that my coworker steph bought me but i left it in my bag and then lost my bag :~(

[punkrockcoven]

tessa and i have talked/hung out more in the last two weeks than i have with people ive been friends with for years

[twisted-twirl]

Once you receive this you have to publicly post 5 nice things you like about yourself and send to 10 of your favorite followers (✿◠‿◠) (now you have to actually post something instead of lurking)

(Thanks Tessa! Alway happy to creep out of the shadows for a friend haha)1.  I like my eyes, especially when I decide to wear makeup and do it right.2.  I like my proportionally tiny waist.3.  I like my new short haircut, especially curly.4.  I like my weird-to-“normal” personality ratio.5.  I like my nurturing/caring nature.

[alittlelessarchive]

yooooo i just wanted to let you know that prior to following you i had seen maybe four episodes of the simpsons over the course of my lifetime and now i'm watching all of it i just finished season one and i'm about to start season two and i follow along with your rewatch blog and it's SO GREAT anyway i just wanted to say thanks for that :D

this makes me So Happy wow wow i'm really glad you like it and it's only going to get better from there (until it gets worse) but!!! the simpsons is r r r r important and that there are people watching it for the first time gmh

[amorremanet]

Tessa :)

Tango: Maureen — Tracie Thoms & Anthony Rapp (Rent  OST).

Everything's Coming Up Roses — …well, you can take your pick. I have Ethel Merman, Patti Lupone, Bernadette Peters, and Bette Midler singing this one in various performances (the original Broadway cast from 1959, the 2008 Broadway revival, the 2003 Broadway revival, and the 1993 TV movie version that… tbh, I really mostly have this copy mostly for Bette Midler because I'm slightly running out of space on my ipod and I listen to it the least of my different recordings of this show… but it's Bette Midler).

Science Fiction/Double Feature — Richard O'Brien (The Rocky Horror Picture Show OST).

She Blinded Me With Science — Thomas Dolby.

All Or Nothing — Miisa.

send in your name (or alias or whatever) and get a mini-playlist.

[malickthoselips]

Zayn especially loves when he's alone and he does his makeup. He's got this one tube of his favorite red lipstick that he always wears. He used to steal his sisters' all the time and then Perrie's until she told him to sod off and get his own, he's using it all up, so he did, and now he just keeps it in his pocket all the time, and sometimes he smokes with it on to see the prints that it leaves on the cigarette.

i can't even think coherently after this, BUT HELLO WHO ARE YOU AND WHY HAVE YOU NOT WRITTEN A THOUSAND MORE BEAUTIFUL WORDS OF THIS BLOSSOMING STORY PLEASE

[kit-schh]

A, G and X

bless u!!

A. Author You’ve Read The Most Books From

i have read a LOT of kurt vonnegut, charles de lint, neil gaiman, stephen king, sarah dessen, haruki murakami, tamora pierce, rachel cohn and ellen hopkins. also nora roberts (aka queen of trashy paperback romance novels) (aka dont knock it till u try it)

G. Glad You Gave This Book A Chance

there’s this book called this is all: the pillow book of cordelia kenn. it’s really, really long, and it follows this girl between the ages of 15 and 18. when i went to read it at 12 i actually didn’t like it at all and set it aside. i went back to it at 14, i think when i was more emotionally suited to it, and read the entire long, confusing thing in like three days. like all i did was read this book & pee. i think i even forgot to eat. it had such a huge impact on my formative years, and i couldn’t get over this teenaged girl character who was so incredible smart and flawed and lovely and awkward and the whole thing is very honest about what being a teen girl is like. i literally couldn’t believe it when i found out it was written by an adult male. it’s written in this weird sort of prose sometimes and there’s a part a on the left pages and a part b on the right so it can be hard to read but honestly. the whole thing’s a work of art. i love it so much. everyone needs to read it. 

X. Marks The Spot (Start On Your Bookshelf And Count to the 27th Book)

the book of negroes- lawrence hill (SUCH an incredible book. read it immediately.)

[malickthoselips]

And sometimes he'll wear the panties and garters underneath his skinny jeans, just to be a bit rebellious. It makes him feel pretty.

YES YOU GET ME. it makes him feel pretty but it also gives him a bit of a thrill knowing he’s getting away with something right under the others’ noses????

like just the idea of zayn wearing thigh-highs and garter belts that are embroidered with lacy ribbing underneath his skinny jeans: dragging over his skin when he shifts his legs to push off on his skateboard and show louis’ the 900 he just nailed, nylon smoothing over his thighs as he moves; or when he casually drapes a leg over liam’s on the tourbus lounge, stretching out so that he can subtly shift his dick where it’s pressing against the silky slide of his panties - liam laughing and rambling on about something his sister had mentioned over the phone as he pats a hand on zayn’s knee, warm and heavy and just what he needs.