#mira naverre

[guardians-of-blood]

even more incorrect quotes!

Celeste: Hey, Sabrina, look at me.

Sabrina: *looks at her*

Celeste: Bitch.

Uxie: Since I'm going to be away for a while, I’ve left you all a complimentary bowl of advice.

Uxie: For instance, “Mesprit, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

Mafuyu: do you sell happy meals?

Nyx: yes we do.

Mafuyu: can I get just the happy, without the meal?

Nyx:

Mafuyu: please.

Vian: Tsubasa and Raymond sitting in a tree

Vian: K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I

Noir:

Noir: Um

Vian: Did you see that bird?

Mira: You know you can die from that, right?

Hibiki: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Rayden: *drinking alcohol straight from the bottle* We’re trying to speed this up.

Miaki: *eating raw cookie dough, nods*

Celeste: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Nina: *Looks at the clock* Basil gets here at two.

Evil Clone of Celeste: Stab her, she's the clone!

Valkyrie: *stabs the Clone* The real Celeste would never pass up a chance to die!

"Go, period. Fuck, period. Yourself, EXCLAMATION POINT!"

— Basil Stormshade

Ray: What did you say about me?

Ray: *taking out a flower in his hair* Hold my flower.

Tsubasa: *catching the flower* Kick their ass babe, I got your flower!

Nyx: So what seems to be the problem, Saffron?

Saffron: It all started when I was born.

Tsubasa: It’s okay, Keeks. Everyone’s afraid of something.

Kiku: Even you, Basa?

Tsubasa: No.

Celeste: And if you think I’m playing favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my teammates equally

*Earlier*

Celeste: I don’t care for Stormshade.

Azelf: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Uxie: No, I said "Azelf, don't lick the swing set," then you said "Don't tell me what to do, Uxie," and then you licked the swing set.

Valkyrie:  *Standing on the couch* The floor is lava!!

Celeste: *HURLS SELF ONTO FLOOR*

Nina: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?

Tsubasa: *To Ray* You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.

Ray: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million.

Tsubasa: Good thinking, fuck the system.

Mesprit: *out for a stroll* It's a beautiful day...

Mesprit: *looks straight at the camera* but not as beautiful as me.

Mars: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Pluto: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Mars: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Pluto: Is it working?

Haoran: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Kuno: Oh. We're going out?

Haoran: Wh...

Kuno: That was so hot, Haoran.

Haoran: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Kuno: I'm so in love with you.

Tsubasa: Ray! I can't do this stupid math!

Ray: What’s the math problem?

Tsubasa: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Kuno, covering Luther's ears, while Ray smacks Tsubasa upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

Lian: Hey Ray, wanna third wheel on my date with Rin tomorrow?

Ray: Sure.

Lian: Tsubasa! Wanna third wheel on my date with Rin tomorrow?

Tsubasa: Sure.

Lian: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Ray & Tsubasa: ...

Rin: Lian...

Kuno: these towers are quite tilted.

Avery: yes i tilted them myself. see, we tried to make a game, battle royale. but anyway-

Mars: look at this! you ruined *everything* this is all your fault!

Jupiter: AVERY! you- listen, you got any weed on you, man? like, since we're here-

Avery: no! wh- you're the only one who smokes weed here, ray. except maybe ray.

Jupiter: ray-

Kuno: oh

Kuno: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER.

*Team PSSN is dining at an expensive restaurant*

Pyrrhus: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?

Vian: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.

Noir: Yeah, if the Gods are five-year-olds.

Mesprit: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot, right?

Azelf: Of course.

Mesprit: Tell me.

Azelf: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, we are to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances.

Mesprit: Good.

Basil: There was something that prevented me from having friends when I was a little boy.

Sorrel: It must have been your personality.

Valkyrie: Celeste, are you okay?

Celeste: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it? 

Nina: Basil tripped and fell down the stairs.

Celeste: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Valkyrie: I did. I broke it…

Celeste: No. No, you didn’t. Vian?

Vian: Don’t look at me. Look at Basil.

Basil: What?! I didn’t break it.

Vian: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Basil: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Vian: Suspicious.

Basil: No, it’s not!

Pluto: If it matters, probably not… Ray was the last one to use it.

Ray: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Pluto: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Ray: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Pluto!

Valkyrie: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Celeste.

Celeste: No. Who broke it?

Basil: *whispering* Celeste, Kuno’s been awfully quiet…

Kuno: Really?!

Basil: Yeah, really!

-

Celeste: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Pluto: Sunshine, what are you doing?

Mars: Making chocolate pudding.

Pluto: It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Mars: Because I've lost control of my life.

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Hibiki: I swear I'm not cute!

Hibiki: Don't call me that!

Hibiki: I AM EVIL.

Hibiki: I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT.

Hibiki: FEAR ME!

Miaki, patting Hibiki on the head: Cute!

Olive Garden employee: Would you like some cheese-

Feliks: *whipping out the cheese grater holstered at his hip* No need, my man.

Arien: I hate falling in love with people in my dreams because then they’re gone forever.

Arien: Worth mentioning that last night it was Ryuk from Death Note.

Elodie: Were you born on a highway? Because that’s where most accidents happen!

Arien: Honestly, I wouldn’t doubt it if you were right

Arien: I’m gay and confused

Arien: Not about being gay, I just never know what the fuck is going on

Arien: Good morning.

Maxine: It’s 5 in the evening.

Arien: Are you serious?!

Arien: I woke up early, I’m going back to bed.

Maxine: You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

Arien: Take a nap.

Maxine: You just woke up.

Arien: Take. A. Nap.

“I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.”

— Arien Chrysalis

Miaki: You have to pick your battles.

Hibiki: One of the battles that we picked was to stop Blade and Rune from running plastic tubes all over the school and placing hamsters inside of them.

Miaki: They were gonna call it Tube City.

Rune: I’m so mad at my brother right now!

Mafuyu: Look, Rune. I never grew up with any brothers, but I know four guys who did.

Mafuyu: They would have fights, but in the end, they always had each other’s shells.

Rune:

Rune: Are you talking about the ninja turtles?

Mafuyu: Of course I’m talking about the ninja turtles.

Vian: Why are you telling me to be homo? I'm already gay.

Pyrrhus: I said “be humble”

Celeste: Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

Celeste: I expect nothing and I'm still let down.

Tsubasa: Okay, yeah, I LOVE Ray! I have loving feelings for Ray. But does that mean I am IN love with him? No-

Tsubasa: Oh my god. I’m in love with Ray

Tsubasa: *to his friends* Why didn’t you guys tell me?

Rin: We thought you knew.

Chalcedony: I know this is random but dom or sub

Vian: I guess Dominos. I don’t go to Subway that much. Don’t see why you’d put them in the same category

Pluto: When people get too chummy with me, I call them by the wrong name to let them know that I don't really care about them.

Tsubasa: That's brilliant.

Pluto: Thank you.

Tsubasa: You're welcome, Bluto.

Lumine: Wow. Vian is so scary. I wonder what he’s thinking about.

Vian: *Internally* Oh FUCK YEAH it’s nugget day.

Burnet: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Lumine: 'Prettiest Smile'

Valkyrie: 'Nicest Personality'

Vian: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Noir: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Axel: Feliks, I’m asking for your permission to marry your brother.

Feliks: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you’ve asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

*In highschool*

Vian: I was feeling ok until I realized what day tomorrow is.

Pyrrhus: *thinking about Noir* Another day without him.

Vian: I was just gonna say Monday but ok.

Kuno: *vibrating slightly because he had too much caffeine* Everything in the world is my fault.

Renata: Looks like someone needs to stop drinking coffee.

Kuno: Oh no. It’s only my fifth cup.

Vian: What's your biggest fear?

Chalcedony: Being forgotten.

Vian: Damn that's deep.

Vian: Mine is the KoolAid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now.

Blade: My brother and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Rune: -sentences.

Blade: Don’t interrupt me

Kuno, to himself: I love Hao… so much… he's such an important part of my life… I wouldn’t be the same without him… how can I convey that to him?

Kuno:

Kuno:

Kuno: *Sends Haoran a meme out of nowhere at 2 AM*

Kuno: Perfect.

Mars: You’re on speaker. Behave.

Pluto, over the phone: Or what? You’ll spank me?

Mars:

Basil: is something burning?

Sorrel: Just my burning love for u ;)

Basil: The kitchen is on fire, Sorrel

Miaki: can you guys please recommend books that made you cry?

Rune: New General Mathematics

Basil: I hate you

Celeste: Me too bitch you ain’t special

Vian: Did you know you can just start screaming anywhere? It’s not illegal or anything!

Pyrrhus: See, what we're not gonna do is that.

“I think I’ve spent too much time around Blade. I’ve also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.”

- Rune Spooks

Saffron: Who’s the evil twin?

Rune: *without hesitation* Blade.

Blade: *shrugging* Eh.

Pyrrhus: Your calls to the Nintendo hotline are no longer my concern.

Vian: I won’t stop until someone explains why the Mario raccoon can fly!

Vian: *whispering* Don't tell Pyrrhus I made bacon in the toaster.

Pyrrhus: *enters the kitchen to see the toaster on fire* What the fuck happened?

Kayda and Noir: He made bacon in the toaster.

Basil: *falls down*

Basil: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Vian: If I was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato I would die.

Pyrrhus: How the hell would you even get in that situation?

Renata: Maybe we get one magical wish per lifetime and no one knows because we waste it as a baby on extra crackers or something.

Kuno: This is the most terrifying thing I've ever heard.

“I’m living in Crazytown, and Mesprit is the town council.”

— Uxie Perez

Kuno: Ray, is that a hickey?

Ray: Nope, I just got bitten by a mosquito.

Kuno: I see.

Tsubasa: *enters the room* Hey Kuno-

Kuno: Tsubasa, my friend!

Kuno: The strongest mosquito in Terasma!

Tsubasa: Whoa, whoa, whoa. "Boyfriend”? I don’t want to be Ray’s boyfriend.

Kiku: Well, what do you want, then?

Tsubasa: I don’t know. I just want to be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand and smell his hair. But I don’t want to be his stupid boyfriend!

Mafuyu: *reading an eye chart* E, H, 4, M, potato, coffee mug, smudge, middle finger, smudge, the rest are all smudges.

Saaya: Oh my god, you drove us here.

Basil: I have spent the entire time I've been in this team being nothing but nice to you people! 

Nina: Today is the second day you've been in the team.

Mafuyu: I learnt something new while I was in the Ichor of the Wild.

Mafuyu: That I don’t wanna be there.

Mikael: I’m THIS close to smacking you.

Feliks: Your fingers are touching.

Mikael: Exactly

Feliks:

Mikael:

Feliks: *runs*

Vian: *poking Noir with a ruler*

Noir: What are you doing?

Vian: I'm measuring your patience.

Hibiki: FOUR MONTHS!

Mira: What’s he talking about?

Rayden: It’s not that big of a deal.

Hibiki: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS!

Adette: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Tsubasa: What if it bites me and it dies?

Adette: Then you're poisonous. Holy shit, Tsubasa, learn to read.

Rin: What if it bites itself and I die?

Adette: It's voodoo.

Kuno: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Adette: ..That's correlation, not causation.

Ray: Well, what if we bite EACHOTHER and neither of us dies?

Tsubasa: That's kinky.

Adette: Oh my God.

Kuno: Sorry I was busy playing Minecraft what happened?

Basil: YOU BITCH. THE ICHOR OF THE WILD IS ON OUR DOORSTEP AND YOU WERE PLAYING MINECRAFT!?

Kuno: I WAS FIGHTING THE ENDER DRAGON FUCK YOU!

Burnet: What are you guys gonna be for Halloween?

Celeste: Sad.

Rin: Gay.

Tsubasa: Sexy.

Kuno: Minecraft.

Renata: Also Minecraft.

Ray: Sexy Minecraft.

Tsubasa: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Cop: This just says "I can do what I want".

Nina: Ah yes, the five love languages.

Nina, pointing at Kuno: “My family never told me they’re proud of me”

Nina, pointing at Tsubasa: “I’m so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes”

Nina, pointing at Renata: “I love Girls”

Nina, pointing at Rin: “Please pay attention to me”

Nina, pointing at Ray: “Touch starved”