#minsterfucke

[wc-confessions]

One word, SCIENTOLOGY

This is actually the ROOT of scientology, a DANGEROUS cult that thrives off of mentally ill people. I'm autistic, and I do NOT want such terms even being CLOSE to that cult.

Frankly, I don't hate the clangen creator or the team. But as someone heavily involved in the current drama trying mediate both sides, there's a big ass bias going on within the mods allowing ableism from their favourite members and not doing shit. I was promised they'd ban the person who doxxed my friend, we've now got enough evidence that we know who it is but they have not.been.banned

I do not support a lot of the names for the disabilities in that mod, and I am not happy that the person at the front of the mod is ableist themselves. And it's rather annoying to hear people say 'well they're disabled so it's fine', as disabled people they should know why it's ableist and the roots behind it.

I'm especially annoyed at the puppy regressor one. I'm Therian, though for me it's spiritual and connects to my culture. And I've never been more offended in my entire life, and I'm usually the one telling people to be quiet if they get offended by something bc most of the time it isn't a big deal. But for once I'M the one actually seeing things as ableist. That's when you know there's a problem here.

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[second-second]

I dont care if capitano is not playable just please dont give him a boring face please hoyo!!

[serene117]

OMG the absolute *RANGE* of minsterfucking in this ask!!

The tyranid hotness list absolutely depends on your type.

Gaunt: average in every way

Genestealer: Finger game and aftercare are absolutely top notch, but a bit too interested in sharing you with their friends

Gargoyle: the twink, you will probably break them

Warrior: you’d like six legs to go with a six pack

Venomthrope: For the after session kush

Toxicrene: For the *good* after session kush

Carnifex: Your friends say that your thing for dad bods has gone a bit too far but they don’t know what they’re missing

Ravener: You like constriction

Tervigon: You *really* like constriction

Lictor: Best sex you’ve ever had, immediately ghosts you

Deathleaper: somehow even better than lictor, but ghosts you even quicker, and then you spend the rest of your life worried you’ll bump into them again

Hive guard: Either knows the shocker or how to impale you, thinks that’s all there is to sex, terrible at everything else

Tyrant guard: Pummels you, but has incredibly tender aftercare

Hive tyrant: You want to beg mommy to step on you.

Spore mine: It’s over a bit too quickly

Pyrovore: don’t look now but the shy kid turned out smoking hot

Biovore: Size isn’t everything. But sometimes, it helps…

Exocrine: Sometimes it DEFINITELY helps.

Haruspex: What that tongue do? Everything, it turns out.

Zoanthrope: Complete incel, do not engage

Harpy: Double the gun, double the fun, the flying is an added bonus

Crone: It gets very messy.

Maleceptor: Complete brainfuck

Harridan: MILF

Hierodule: DILF

Hierophant: You are so desperate to get stepped on that it makes you look stupid

We have an initial list of sorts! Thank you, anonymous monster fucker #17!

[idontevwnknowwhatimdoing]

Ahhh I actually did it. I wrote a story. Here is a short story, I may expand on it later. Introducing two new OC’s, Darcy and Haluth.

Darcy: sailor, out on a trip when they sailed into deep waters where many had gone but none had come back. His ship was sunk, he woke up in an underwater cave where he met Haluth.

Haluth: an ancient sea deity who sinks any ship that gets too close, he takes a liking to and keeps Darcy.

Hope you enjoy

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I wince as my eyes crack open, where the fuck am I, everything hurts, it’s hard to move. I manage to lift myself up and look around, I can nearly make out the surroundings of a cave, the distant sound of dripping and running water can be heard in all directions.

I hear something move behind me, Something big. “Who’s there” I croak out, my voice hurts. I notice a glowing coming from a pool of water nearby, quickly growing. I back away but I am met with a cold slimy wall.

Whatever is in the water starts to emerge, massive tentacle like limbs coming towards me, I freeze.

“W-Wait” I try to yell, the limbs stop “uh, please don’t hurt me” I say. Unable to think of anything else. A loud echoing laughter bounces around the cave “hurt you?” The voice says “now why would I do that”.

The beast pulls itself out of the water. It is easily the size of a small ship. It creeps closer me, it’s glowing eyes latching onto me, rendering me unable to move. “I don’t want to hurt you Darcy”. It says, now almost face to face with me. “How do you know my name” I half yell. It chuckles “now now, no need to be upset, I saved your life” it says looking me over.

I feel a tentacle creeping up my leg, wrapping itself around “who are you?” I demand, it grabs my face and pulls me close, out faces almost touching “so many questions” is sighs “fine, my name is Haluth, this is my domain” he gestures, “and you are now mine Darcy”

I almost didn’t catch that last part, but before I can talk, the tentacle around my leg tightens and hoists me up another one joining in to secure my other leg. Blood starts rushing to my head “what was that for?” I yell, it grabs my face and pulls me in, he kisses me deeply and passionately, I am overcome with so many feelings, I barely even notice the other tentacles grabbing my arms and torso, he realises my face and flips me up again.

“I like you Darcy, your intoxicating, I think you will be perfect” he says with a smirk grabbing and kissing me again. I am left no time to think as my clothes are being torn from my body, leaving me completely vulnerable, he wraps a smaller limb around my dick as another begins to caress my asshole. I open my mouth “wha-“ but it is quickly filled with another tentacle.

Soon the tenticle caressing me begging to poke at my opening. “Stay still my dear, I don’t want to hurt you”. As he finishes those words his member plunges deep inside of me I let out a muffled scream as it starts to pulse inside of me. The one in my mouth starts to move in and out, faster and faster.

Haluth let’s put a gasping moan and the limb inside my mouth shoots out a warm liquid, quickly filling my insides and making me feel so full, I try to glance down only to see a little bump has formed where my flat stomach was a second ago, I let out a squeal only stopped my the member down my throat, it is slowly pulled out leaving a shiny bluish liquid in its path, drooling out of my mouth. “Now you are ready” Haluth chuckles, he leans in placing two human like hands on my chest, searching all over my body as if looking for something. I try to speak but only blubbering mumbles come out

The tenticle in my ass starts to pulsate more, pumping in and out faster, thrusting deeper than I ever thought possible. Haluth is panting and groaning as I am over taken with pleasure. He goes faster and harder as his hands explore every inch of my body. My cock so rock hard I don’t think it will ever go down.

A think warm substance starts to spill from the appendage inside me, his lips meet mine and I feel it. Something thick and heavy passing through his penis, into me, it comes out of me and I feel it drop inside me. Was…. Was that an egg?

My legs are spread as far as they can possibly go as he starts to grunt harder. Another one, then another. The feeling is intense and in describable. He leans down and leaves a bite on my neck, another egg is laid inside of me. He keeps pumping and moaning, I can’t hold back anymore. I let out a cry of pleasure. Another one is planted, at this point I don’t know how many are in there. My stomach feels heavy and he is beginning to slow.

With one last pump his final egg is laid. We both pant as we linger there. His head resting on my shoulder. What just happened?

[bloosasks]

Space is both confused why everyone wants to fuck them but also very happy nobody is afraid of them. Hut also,,, Space is slowly amassing a harem. Come, let space kiss ur babies. -Space

Nate, blushing like mad: Kiss me first